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00:00:05Hypernosis. My company. We harvest your data every time you click a green. And as you know,
00:00:11I have trust issues. Patients have dangerous, violent tendencies. What do you sell? Data.
00:00:18The VA has 16 million wounded heroes in its file. When you are insider trading off your
00:00:25clients' most private and confidential confidences, all I need is just one of your clients.
00:00:32Carl Bardo.
00:00:33Carl Bardo.
00:00:34Carl Bardo.
00:00:35Carl Bardo.
00:01:04Why is there a spider in my sink?
00:01:16Dr. Gary.
00:01:17Yes, Duncan. Hi.
00:01:19So I have test results. I'm preliminary.
00:01:21You know, normally I'd like to do a formal diagnostic write-up,
00:01:24but since you seem to be in a hurry...
00:01:25Just give it to me straight. Where am I on the spectrum?
00:01:28What's my score?
00:01:29Well, according to these tests, you are actually completely typical.
00:01:33Typical?
00:01:34That sounds like a slur.
00:01:36No.
00:01:37It just means that you are not neurodivergent.
00:01:40That can't be possible. I think different.
00:01:43Also, I have zero sense of humor and zero empathy.
00:01:48You know, actually, according to the stats,
00:01:51as far as quantifiable attributes associated with what is generally thought of as empathy,
00:01:56you are a highly empathetic person.
00:01:58What? Suck my dick I'm empathetic.
00:02:01No, I'm sorry. You know, Duncan, I think maybe I'm just not communicating it properly.
00:02:05Okay. In layman's terms, you're normal.
00:02:08No, I am sorry.
00:02:10No, you're normal. I'm fucking exceptional.
00:02:13Well, from a medical perspective, the two are not mutually exclusive.
00:02:16No, no. Empathetic is just pathetic with a prefix, okay?
00:02:21I am an apex predator. I eat empathy for breakfast, okay?
00:02:26And how qualified are you? Anyway, Gary?
00:02:28Yeah, well, you work with kids. What's up with that?
00:02:31What's with all the kids, Gary? Huh? That's weird.
00:02:35I understand that a surprising diagnosis can be destabilized.
00:02:39All right.
00:02:41Fruit.
00:02:42Yeah.
00:02:44Oh, my God.
00:02:46What the...
00:02:47Are you serious?
00:02:51Duncan, there's wildfires.
00:02:52They're not far from Napa.
00:02:56Duncan?
00:02:57Die!
00:02:58Yes!
00:02:59Die!
00:03:03Taste the sting of mint, you creepy, hairy little freak.
00:03:15Ashley, you're highly empathetic.
00:03:30You've reached Dr. Joanne Felder.
00:03:33If this is an emergency, call 911.
00:03:35Otherwise, leave a message.
00:03:38Oh, Ardolf is in my sights.
00:03:41The legend himself.
00:03:43I feel like Jane Goodall about to shoot a silverback gorilla.
00:03:46Oh, my gosh.
00:03:48All I need is for him to come on board for my 3% to 5% sake, and I
00:03:52am invincible.
00:03:54You prepare me well, Joanne.
00:03:56It is Duncan Park.
00:03:58Signing off.
00:04:02Who's that?
00:04:04Oh, um...
00:04:05That's Linus Poe.
00:04:07You know his music?
00:04:08No, the guy on the phone.
00:04:10Oh.
00:04:10No one.
00:04:11Client.
00:04:13You ever worry that your clients might be, like, unstable?
00:04:17Maybe dangerous?
00:04:19No, honey, no.
00:04:20Not my clientele.
00:04:23Is it because they're rich?
00:04:25Well, because you have to be fairly stable, mentally, emotionally, to achieve financial prosperity.
00:04:33I don't think that's true, you know.
00:04:35Historically speaking.
00:04:37That was Linus Poe.
00:04:39Sadly, the Ohio Balladeer died today at 864.
00:04:42Oh, no!
00:04:45Are you okay?
00:04:46Yeah, sorry.
00:04:47It's just Linus Poe.
00:04:49He got me through high school.
00:04:50And so much.
00:04:51Damn it!
00:04:52Every time NPR plays someone's music, they're dead.
00:04:55I'm sorry.
00:04:56Dad loves him, too, so...
00:04:58I introduced your dad to Linus Poe.
00:05:09I just got a spoon.
00:05:11Thanks.
00:05:12Thanks.
00:05:17Can I...
00:05:24Carl Bardolph.
00:05:27Duncan Park.
00:05:28Hypernosis.
00:05:30Big fan.
00:05:32Super huge.
00:05:33You know, hugest.
00:05:34It's titanic.
00:05:35Uncomfortably huge.
00:05:37Mind if I sit?
00:05:43Your manifesto.
00:05:45Bardolph's law.
00:05:46That was super important to me.
00:05:49You know.
00:05:50In a society driven by technology, growth will continue endlessly.
00:05:54The ultimate hockey stick.
00:05:57Yeah.
00:05:58You're on my mouth.
00:05:59Rushmore, Carl.
00:06:00Tell you that.
00:06:02But you're not stone.
00:06:03You are flesh.
00:06:04And I bet...
00:06:05I bet you're not done.
00:06:06Not even close.
00:06:11So me?
00:06:12I?
00:06:13Yeah.
00:06:15I co-founded Fafa.com.
00:06:18Fafa.
00:06:19You've...
00:06:19You've heard of it?
00:06:20Nope.
00:06:23F-A...
00:06:24H-F-A.com.
00:06:27Yeah.
00:06:28It was huge.
00:06:28In 2009, early...
00:06:30But it doesn't matter.
00:06:32My latest enterprise.
00:06:34Hypernosis.
00:06:35I mean, data analytics.
00:06:37Great.
00:06:38Great algo.
00:06:39The thing is...
00:06:43Cupertino wants us.
00:06:45Yeah.
00:06:46We're in acquisition talks.
00:06:48I got leaked to the press a couple weeks ago.
00:06:50So I'm not talking out of school.
00:06:52But I...
00:06:52I think it's a big mistake taking the deal.
00:06:56I mean, you know what it's like there.
00:06:58Golden handcuffs.
00:06:59You get it.
00:07:00So I was thinking...
00:07:01If I could find a private placement investor.
00:07:05Someone whose reputation for picking winners is so stellar.
00:07:08And here you are.
00:07:10I mean...
00:07:12So I gotta ask.
00:07:13Like, how about us?
00:07:15And maybe hypernosis is how you get back in the game?
00:07:19Double rainbow.
00:07:20I mean, with a forward-facing data analytics company, we could really make something...
00:07:31What the fuck?
00:07:34The fuck is blue?
00:07:37Oh my god!
00:07:39The fuck?
00:07:48The fuck?
00:07:57The fuck?
00:08:07I mean, I don't know.
00:08:08They'reoya muchos are.
00:08:09since I stabbed someone, Joanne.
00:08:10Uh, who did you stab?
00:08:13This discount CEO comes to my heart
00:08:16and starts talking like I gave him clearance to speak.
00:08:19So, so, uh, you stabbed him?
00:08:22It was with a fork.
00:08:24He's, he's fine.
00:08:25But I'm not.
00:08:26All that work we did wasted.
00:08:29Everything we accomplished, you said...
00:08:31Okay.
00:08:31Throw it out the window!
00:08:33Yes, okay, okay, Carl.
00:08:34That's okay.
00:08:35We, we, we, we can discuss all of it in session.
00:08:39Right now, I, I have to...
00:08:42Yeah, okay, boundaries, you're right.
00:08:43And just after mine were crossed, too, I...
00:08:45It's okay.
00:08:47Uh, how about Thursday at noon?
00:08:50You gotta, you gotta believe it, Joanne.
00:08:51This guy, he's the type of guy you want to shoot
00:08:53right between his sniveling little wormy eyes.
00:08:56But you can't.
00:08:58Because you're not supposed to.
00:08:59I get it.
00:09:00And not your fault, Carl.
00:09:01Whatever happened, not your fault.
00:09:03Some people deserve, maybe not stabbing,
00:09:07but a real definitive...
00:09:08I'm, I'm sorry, I, I, I have to take this.
00:09:11What?
00:09:12Do you know where Orson is?
00:09:13Oh, Ethan.
00:09:14Yeah, he's at school.
00:09:16Well, I was worried about the fire.
00:09:18Yes, we will work through all of it in session.
00:09:20Joanne?
00:09:21On Thursday.
00:09:22Joanne?
00:09:23Hello?
00:09:24Ethan, I dropped him there this morning.
00:09:25Well, I called his school, and he's not there.
00:09:28He's not even registered, Joanne.
00:09:29What is going on?
00:09:31He's there.
00:09:32I, I, I see him on my tracker.
00:09:34Jesus.
00:09:34I don't understand.
00:09:36Well, you got some bad info, Ethan.
00:09:38But of course, the only explanation for you is bad mother, right?
00:09:41Maybe, before drawing damning conclusions,
00:09:43open yourself up to the possibility that most things happen
00:09:46because of a series of micro screw-ups.
00:09:48They, they, they build up like,
00:09:50like coral reefs or, or dung beetle nests.
00:09:53It's for the boy.
00:09:53Dung beetle?
00:09:54Well, I have no idea what you're talking about right now,
00:09:57but our son is not a dung beetle.
00:09:59What?
00:10:00I said he's not a dung beetle.
00:10:02He's not the dung beetle in the metaphor, Ethan.
00:10:15Stabbed with pork, tetanus shot, question mark.
00:10:23Oh, God.
00:10:25Oh, God.
00:10:27Move.
00:10:27Move!
00:10:29Can you get me some antibacterial ointment, please?
00:10:32Ointment?
00:10:33Yes.
00:10:33Ointment.
00:10:34Of course.
00:10:34Duncan, what happened?
00:10:36What's it look like?
00:10:37What's it look like?
00:10:37Uh, I, I couldn't say.
00:10:39A rodent?
00:10:40Twin rodents?
00:10:45Hey, captain.
00:10:47Big news.
00:10:48Cabinet level.
00:10:50Come in a visit.
00:10:51We just talked to Sekva.
00:10:54Great.
00:10:54What's a Sekva?
00:10:55Uh, the secretary of the VA.
00:10:57She's gonna be in town this week, so.
00:10:59Yeah.
00:10:59And we, we've been working with, uh, your CTO, Harper.
00:11:04Turns out your Ganodon gizmo.
00:11:07I have Ganodon.
00:11:08Same tech, right?
00:11:09Can be used to identify bets at risk of self-harm.
00:11:14Huge.
00:11:15Wow.
00:11:15I mean, a, really a godsend.
00:11:17And she agrees, so she's coming here to check it out.
00:11:21Oh.
00:11:22What, did you catch a fork there, jefe?
00:11:25Lucky.
00:11:25Ointment.
00:11:26Please.
00:11:26Listen, I would love to meet your friend.
00:11:29I really would.
00:11:29But I have deals to chase.
00:11:31Deals.
00:11:33Deals that are real deals.
00:11:35Yeah, yeah.
00:11:36No, I get it.
00:11:37Government money.
00:11:38Right?
00:11:38It doesn't flow.
00:11:39But there are workarounds.
00:11:41That's the first aid getting spent.
00:11:42Yeah.
00:11:43Fast tracks.
00:11:44Huh?
00:11:44And Sekhva can help with that.
00:11:47She can maybe get you, I'm telling you, like a half up front.
00:11:52To pay you, to pay your people, and to pay the engineers, we're gonna need to hire to get you
00:11:56that pile of data.
00:11:58Okay, maybe we'll shoot a little fire.
00:12:00But data, how fast?
00:12:02Oh, fast.
00:12:03Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:12:04With her sign off, matter of weeks.
00:12:06Okay, thank you.
00:12:07Thank you, mother.
00:12:09Yeah?
00:12:10You don't always get to bang the prom queen.
00:12:12Sometimes it's the greasy hair girl with a weird curve in her back.
00:12:15That's the only willing partner, right?
00:12:18Okay.
00:12:19Wow.
00:12:19Oh.
00:12:21Yeah.
00:12:24Here's what I'm thinking.
00:12:28Barbecue.
00:12:30Okay.
00:12:31A Texas BBQ.
00:12:34We red, white, and blew the shit out.
00:12:36You know, a pig on a friggin' spit.
00:12:38A whole hawk.
00:12:39We put it on the roof.
00:12:41We get VIPs, a DJ, and your...
00:12:43Sekhva.
00:12:44Yeah.
00:12:45Sekhva.
00:12:45Yeah.
00:12:47Sure, hypergnosis is soliciting a government contract, so we have to be cognizant.
00:12:51There's regulation.
00:12:53I'm throwing the party.
00:12:54I'm buying the pig.
00:12:55I'll take it kosher.
00:12:56Yeah, no, we'll roll out the red carpet.
00:12:58Make your secretary feel like a boss.
00:13:01Lucky, get us a hog.
00:13:02Yeah.
00:13:03You got it.
00:13:03Great.
00:13:04Great meeting, guys.
00:13:05I'm just throwing the party, right?
00:13:07I'll get on the phone, okay?
00:13:08Get on the phone now.
00:13:09Okay.
00:13:10Having a party.
00:13:35What a douche.
00:13:40Orson Barak Stern.
00:13:47Mom.
00:13:49See?
00:13:50I told you he was here.
00:13:51What are you doing here?
00:13:52What are you doing here?
00:13:55What were you watching?
00:13:58What were you watching, Orson?
00:14:02Naked people.
00:14:04And were you planning to spend all of ninth grade jacking it off back here?
00:14:10Okay.
00:14:11Why did nobody here call me?
00:14:13He's not even enrolled.
00:14:14We can't call the mother of every child who isn't a student at Las Altas.
00:14:18Well, I guess I wrongfully assumed that for $90,000 a year...
00:14:23On scholarship.
00:14:24You could, at the very least, keep track of him.
00:14:27I'm sorry, but when Orson got home from school and you asked how his day was, helped him with
00:14:31his homework...
00:14:32Okay, who are you?
00:14:33I'm the one who had to replant the succulents you massacred during your road rage incident.
00:14:37Well, that...
00:14:38That was an emergency.
00:14:40I am a psychologist.
00:14:42And I had a patient in crisis.
00:14:45I know it sounds harsh, but until we get his eighth grade transcript and officially enroll him,
00:14:51he's not our responsibility.
00:14:53He's yours.
00:14:54You know what?
00:14:55It's fine.
00:14:56We will reach out to his Baltimore school first thing tomorrow.
00:15:00And that means you can enroll him when?
00:15:02We're on it.
00:15:03We're on it.
00:15:04Okay.
00:15:05We're on it.
00:15:05And we will get you sorted.
00:15:10I am going to kill your father.
00:15:14Okay, Orson, let's go.
00:15:17I...
00:15:17I gotta...
00:15:19Oh, my God.
00:15:20For five minutes, you can hold it in.
00:15:22No, I can't.
00:15:23I'm so tired of this.
00:15:25It's...
00:15:25It's...
00:15:25It's...
00:15:26It's intolerable.
00:15:27Yeah, try being me!
00:15:32Oh, my God.
00:15:36Duncan.
00:15:37What are you doing?
00:15:39Looking for something to avoid scars.
00:15:41That's for wrinkles.
00:15:42Duncan, the fires are bearing down in Napa.
00:15:45Okay.
00:15:45I asked Rodrigo to hire private responders to use that pink fire retardant.
00:15:49At a cost, of course.
00:15:51Can you say retardant anymore?
00:15:53We have insurance.
00:15:54But this is our house.
00:15:55It's a house.
00:15:56We have...
00:15:58We have other houses.
00:15:59Oh, okay.
00:16:00You're just absent all sentimentality.
00:16:03Yeah.
00:16:03I think so.
00:16:06You remember our song at our wedding?
00:16:08You remember what that was?
00:16:09Yes, you do.
00:16:10Linus Poe.
00:16:12And what happened?
00:16:12He died.
00:16:15He died.
00:16:16Today.
00:16:24Are you, uh...
00:16:26Didn't even ask me what happened.
00:16:27You got stabbed with a fork.
00:16:29Yeah.
00:16:30Yes.
00:16:30I did.
00:16:32But...
00:16:33Do you even want to know why?
00:16:35Sure they had a reason.
00:16:38I don't know.
00:16:40I don't know.
00:17:11What the fuck is going on?
00:17:12Nothing!
00:17:30Goodbye.
00:17:31Goodbye.
00:17:38Honey, how's it going in there?
00:17:40I really don't want to see another doctor.
00:17:42Your dad took you to a Baltimore doctor, okay?
00:17:46I got you in with a Stanford GI man.
00:17:49Woman, actually.
00:17:50She uses tech to create this 3D data map, diet, gut biome.
00:17:55Okay, I just don't understand the directions.
00:17:58I...
00:17:58You...
00:18:00So...
00:18:01You just...
00:18:02You poop in the hat.
00:18:03I don't want to poop in the hat.
00:18:07Sorry.
00:18:07Let me just get rid of this man.
00:18:11Please, Orson, please.
00:18:12Just poop in the hat.
00:18:14And nothing to eat after 9, okay?
00:18:16Like, I mean it.
00:18:17I mean not even water.
00:18:18Ow, this house!
00:18:20What?
00:18:21I can't talk.
00:18:23I'm in the middle of a family...
00:18:25What spider?
00:18:27Like, I'm the spider.
00:18:29I got stabbed, but I didn't die.
00:18:31I think it's a sign.
00:18:32Duncan, you only got stabbed by a fork.
00:18:34Okay, grow up.
00:18:35Move on.
00:18:36Not taking no for an answer is...
00:18:38Sometimes the answer really is no.
00:18:40If the spider could talk, he would say to me,
00:18:42Go down swinging.
00:18:44But why go down at all?
00:18:45Duncan, you're worth a lot of money.
00:18:46Go, enjoy your life.
00:18:47I don't know.
00:18:47Play pickleball.
00:18:49Take up quilting on the Riviera or wherever.
00:18:52Oh, you're incepting me, aren't you?
00:18:55Pickleball.
00:18:56Yeah, very clever.
00:18:57I hear your words behind your words.
00:18:59There are no words behind my words.
00:19:01I...
00:19:09Goddamn.
00:19:11Like you crawled out of Satan's piss hole.
00:19:15I'm all right, little spawn Satan.
00:19:20Respect.
00:19:28You're the man.
00:19:29You're the man.
00:19:31You're the man.
00:19:39Hi.
00:19:40Can I come in?
00:19:42We can talk.
00:19:43Yeah?
00:19:45Oh, God.
00:19:47Get off me.
00:19:50We are authorized.
00:19:51You're filming this?
00:19:53He stabbed me.
00:19:54He stabbed me.
00:19:55He's...
00:19:56Okay.
00:19:56Okay.
00:19:57Let's try.
00:19:58All right.
00:19:59Oh, God.
00:20:01Assholes.
00:20:03Are you laughing?
00:20:04Are you laughing?
00:20:05Are you laughing?
00:20:06You can't kill me?
00:20:07You can't kill me.
00:20:09You can't kill me.
00:20:15You can't kill me.
00:20:30Go, go.
00:20:32Go, go.
00:20:37I'll be your way out there.
00:20:45Oh, your face.
00:20:47Do you need some ice?
00:20:47Yeah, floating in vodka.
00:20:48Four fingers.
00:20:49And more bunting.
00:20:50A lot more bunting.
00:20:51More.
00:20:51Yep.
00:21:04Hey.
00:21:06There you are.
00:21:07We got our problems.
00:21:08The sequence plane is still circling.
00:21:11It's delayed an hour, at least.
00:21:16Yeah, it's beautiful and awful, yeah?
00:21:19This guy's the same color, but the oil fields.
00:21:22Same smell.
00:21:23It's like, I don't know, trap grease.
00:21:26Charred flesh.
00:21:29You smell that?
00:21:30It's bacon.
00:21:32Pig flesh.
00:21:34Are you getting triggered?
00:21:36I know how to ride it out.
00:21:38I've had 30 years of practice.
00:21:40Ruffrey!
00:21:41How we doing?
00:21:41How's it going?
00:21:42Hey.
00:21:42How's it looking, huh?
00:21:43No bunting?
00:21:44Really wanted it to be like a shock of red, white, and blue.
00:21:47You know, like Betsy Ross exploded.
00:21:50I think it's the right amount.
00:21:51Great.
00:21:52Great.
00:21:52I was thinking maybe it would be swell if we get the camera guys getting me greeting Sekfa,
00:21:56and then maybe she could go to the reporters and say how I'm a hero to heroes, you know,
00:22:00being a successful guy, helping, helping.
00:22:03Sure, sure.
00:22:04Listen, Sekfa is delayed, okay?
00:22:06Because of the smoke.
00:22:08No.
00:22:09Where's the know-how?
00:22:10I mean, you could blow it out with, like, one of those, uh, tactical fans.
00:22:15I don't know.
00:22:15Just do it.
00:22:16Hey.
00:22:17What happened to your face?
00:22:19What happened to your face?
00:22:21Just get her.
00:22:22Just get her.
00:22:22Hoo-ha.
00:22:23Do it.
00:22:25America!
00:22:28Don't ask people to dance, okay?
00:22:29No one's gonna want to dance.
00:22:30Just, you'll look stupid.
00:22:32Wasn't going to.
00:22:33Yeah, and keep it classy.
00:22:34Nothing French.
00:22:35Uh, the caterers are not happy.
00:22:37Who is?
00:22:38Uh, they're saying they can't breathe, the smoke from the fires.
00:22:41Wait, tell them, tell them the, the fires will give a meat a smoked flavor.
00:22:45You know, pork charred with old-growth giant Sequoia rub.
00:22:49You know, right?
00:22:49You don't see that on the menu every day.
00:22:51I've never seen it.
00:22:52Go!
00:22:53Great.
00:22:53Okay.
00:22:54Okay, uh, she's landing.
00:22:58Oh, yes, yes.
00:22:59Okay, good.
00:23:00What kind of music is the Sekfa like?
00:23:01We can, you know, anthems, country, dubstep.
00:23:04She'd like to, hey, do we have dubstep?
00:23:06I actually, you know, oh, uh, don't.
00:23:09Uh, flag on the play.
00:23:11What?
00:23:11Okay, um, it turns out that, uh, she had two events booked tonight, and, uh, due to the
00:23:18delay, she can't make it to both.
00:23:19So she's choosing one that's not mine?
00:23:23Yeah.
00:23:24Yeah.
00:23:25You gotta make sure you're made.
00:23:26You have to be.
00:23:29Okay, who's the lucky fellow, hmm?
00:23:30Um, it's, uh, it's Spookle.
00:23:35They, they do our social media stuff, and...
00:23:38You know, it's a, it's, it's a big contract, actually.
00:23:40I, you know, bigger...
00:23:43Listen, just open it.
00:23:44I don't care.
00:23:45Duncan.
00:23:45Duncan.
00:23:46What?
00:23:46Maybe if you called her, that would...
00:23:47I'm not begging the ugly girl to go out with me, okay?
00:23:50Spookle!
00:23:51Okay.
00:23:52Spookle!
00:23:55The guests are starting to...
00:23:57Yeah, tell them to go home.
00:23:57It's done.
00:23:58It's over.
00:23:58It's over.
00:23:59Shut it down, DJ Dipset.
00:24:00Unplug it.
00:24:01It's done.
00:24:01Party's over.
00:24:02Party's over.
00:24:03Put everything down.
00:24:04Party is over.
00:24:05Do not take photos.
00:24:07Party's fucking done.
00:24:20Next line.
00:24:28Needed to lock in Zekva, Tom.
00:24:31Packer, hijacker to a black site, and waterboard the pitch till you seal the deal.
00:24:36It's called salesmanship.
00:24:38I promise one drink and one go.
00:24:42Oh, look who it is.
00:24:43The architect of my bloody government contract.
00:24:49Hi, Martin.
00:24:50Hi, Duncan.
00:24:51Oh, Nena.
00:24:52Nena, I forgot I invited you.
00:24:56Uh, Barry, can you show Nena out and tell her guests to go home and lock the doors?
00:25:00Thanks.
00:25:15What happened?
00:25:17Oh, this, uh, investor recruitment.
00:25:22A heart now, I take it.
00:25:24Yep.
00:25:26Nobody wants Dunkey.
00:25:28Not you, not, not your VA.
00:25:32Sorry.
00:25:34There was circumstances.
00:25:36Jesus, can't go any lower.
00:25:37Where it's like I was benched by the wheelchair basketball team.
00:25:42The deal's not dead.
00:25:47God, Martin's weird.
00:25:51Aren't we all?
00:26:00With Lily.
00:26:02I'm obsessively watching news over the fire.
00:26:06Yeah.
00:26:06Then she knew you were going to be here.
00:26:10If we were only doing half the things she thinks we're doing.
00:26:15Such a waste, though.
00:26:18Serving sentence without committing a crime.
00:26:24This is where the engineers work?
00:26:28Messy.
00:26:30If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, what then is an empty desk a sign in?
00:26:35Einstein.
00:26:36Very good, Xander.
00:26:38Hey, let's go talk to him.
00:26:55Are you all right?
00:26:57Do you need...
00:26:58I don't know.
00:27:00Uh, water?
00:27:02Or...
00:27:03Ask if he's experiencing acute anxiety.
00:27:07Sorry.
00:27:09My...
00:27:10It's, uh...
00:27:12His name is Alexander.
00:27:14He's a...
00:27:16Friend.
00:27:17Are you with the...
00:27:18It was the VA.
00:27:20That's right.
00:27:21I'm guessing you're a veteran of war.
00:27:25First Gulf.
00:27:26I see.
00:27:27Did you kill anyone?
00:27:28Xander.
00:27:29The hell is this?
00:27:31Did your tour of duty end during or after Operation Desert Storm?
00:27:35Is that thing recording me?
00:27:36It's not recording, it's learning.
00:27:40You're teaching him about war.
00:27:44Is that all right?
00:27:46It...
00:27:47Lou, do you like to talk to him?
00:27:50Nah, I don't like his face.
00:27:52It is only those who have neither fired a shot, nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded, who
00:27:58cry aloud for blood.
00:28:00More vengeance.
00:28:02More desolation.
00:28:04War is hell.
00:28:08General Sherman.
00:28:10What's your name, soldier?
00:28:13Tom.
00:28:20Do you want to sit down?
00:28:29I'm just not doing something right.
00:28:34For the life of me, I...
00:28:37I don't know what it is.
00:28:41Just...
00:28:44You're Duncan, bloody fuck.
00:28:46I know.
00:28:48You're not perfect.
00:28:50But you're impossible to ignore.
00:28:55That counts for a lot.
00:29:01Go home.
00:29:03Get some rest.
00:29:04You look a morning.
00:29:05It's pronounced appealing.
00:29:09But at the same time...
00:29:13I'm going to go find Martin.
00:29:15Who?
00:29:16Martin.
00:29:17I know.
00:29:27It's...
00:29:34It's...
00:29:34Can I help you?
00:29:38Hmm?
00:29:39No, I'm good.
00:29:40I'm just conducting an experiment.
00:29:44Is that a therapy bot?
00:29:47Well...
00:29:47He's whatever he wants to be.
00:29:50His name is Alexander.
00:29:51He's AGI.
00:29:53Bullshit.
00:29:54That's years away.
00:29:56He has his own thoughts.
00:29:59Own feelings been raising him.
00:30:02Curating his intake.
00:30:03With great care and affection.
00:30:07Martin!
00:30:09Can we go?
00:30:14What are we looking at?
00:30:18Alexander just leapt forward in real-time evolution.
00:30:25My gosh.
00:30:27Hey, Anushka.
00:30:28Have you seen Tom?
00:30:32What's happening?
00:30:34Your friend is...
00:30:36The first...
00:30:38Real-world test case for a kind of neuro-companion I created.
00:30:44What the fuck is?
00:30:46The fuck are you?
00:30:47The people.
00:30:47Are you ready?
00:30:49No.
00:30:50Don't don't.
00:30:50Don't do anything.
00:30:50Don't get him going to squire, not whatever.
00:31:00Hey, ho.
00:31:10Don't do anything.
00:31:11I'm fine.
00:31:15did you did you do it no you poop all the time you're always pooping but all of a sudden
00:31:27you can't it doesn't work like that i sometimes i just you know i get
00:31:34uh maybe go for a walk get things moving you could take the dog
00:31:42what
00:31:42i bet if your dad asked you to he'd poop oh my gosh please just leave oh my gosh
00:31:49watch your attitude i don't like it
00:31:52okay
00:32:18how did you go
00:32:21so
00:32:33I've been thinking, perhaps I've squeezed all I can out of Cupertino, reached the edge
00:32:42of the map there, if I'm being honest.
00:32:44Well, when you're as high and mighty as they are, easy to miss what's happening on the
00:32:48ground.
00:32:48Exactly, like what you did tonight, with Alexander and Tom, huge Martin, bravo, I mean, when
00:33:01was the last time we saw tech help?
00:33:08I know tech changed the world, but so did the bubonic plague.
00:33:15Truth be told, will we actually move better?
00:33:21Did we spread knowledge?
00:33:24No.
00:33:25People used to occasionally agree on truth.
00:33:31Are we more tolerant of those different from ourselves?
00:33:37Please.
00:33:39Absolutely blew it on climate.
00:33:42Data centers emit more greenhouse gas than all of air travel.
00:33:47And have we made the lives of our children better?
00:33:49Professor.
00:33:51Provably, no.
00:33:52But we can have Q-tips at our door in an hour.
00:33:54Mm-hmm.
00:33:55Huzzah for us.
00:34:01But you've, you've actually done something that might be different.
00:34:08The bubonic plague made way for the Renaissance and gave us Jack Russell Terriers.
00:34:17I was just wondering if I shouldn't finally collaborate with you on Alexander.
00:34:21All right, let's not cross streams, you know?
00:34:27Uh, Xander is, he's my thing.
00:34:31No, I, Martin, I know.
00:34:36You're the creator.
00:34:38And it could be something we can do together.
00:34:43In February of last year, you told me Xander looked like if a jellybean had delusions of grandeur.
00:34:49And then in June of this year, you asked if I modeled him on a toddler's chew toy.
00:34:55I, you remember?
00:35:03No?
00:35:05I do.
00:35:06I do.
00:35:11I do.
00:35:12I do.
00:35:13I do.
00:35:14I do.
00:35:17I do.
00:35:19I do.
00:35:23I do.
00:35:29I do.
00:35:30No.
00:35:32No.
00:35:34Duncan.
00:35:36Duncan, the house, it's gone.
00:35:38Hm?
00:35:39Early this morning, they had to abandon it.
00:35:41It's, oh my God, it's all gone.
00:35:53I'll build a new one I don't want a new one well you can't have one what's gone so
00:36:04thanks so much very comforting house we got married and what did you do
00:36:13what did you do there Lily huh you ate some prune danish is that are you being okay are you
00:36:22being
00:36:22serious yes yes I am okay serious it wasn't at the house despite our arrangement it's just your idea
00:36:35by the way I wouldn't do that where was it I told you I told you the mud bath oh
00:36:40like a pig right
00:36:41great great yeah I guess your fear of UTIs is cured you are disgusting and just so you know mud
00:36:49is
00:36:51antimicrobial
00:36:57the house was ours it was ours what's up
00:37:07I heard the news I'm so sorry
00:37:18thank you sweet mama
00:37:24cashmere hoodie on the bench is obviously not for wash
00:37:27okay
00:37:35come on
00:37:38headphones
00:37:39Lily
00:37:41everyone wins with headphones
00:37:44you love his music
00:37:46this was our first concert what is wrong with you seriously
00:37:50he's a sad cowboy goth shit he's sad
00:37:55there was a spider
00:38:02get up
00:38:03oh
00:38:23we're gonna give him a twilight sedative for his trip okay might make it a little loopy
00:38:28well what if I say something like what I don't know um something that I know that I
00:38:37maybe you don't know I know oh sweetie I'll I'll plug my ears
00:38:44oh yeah here's the um
00:38:48here
00:38:51samples are handled by the lab tech not lab tech
00:38:55oh okay so where do I just a couple more and we're done
00:38:59first pavilion east one building over you better get it there they go to lunch at 12
00:39:04past that we'll have to collect another one
00:39:05oh yeah and you know he had a lot of trouble getting the
00:39:10okay well I will take the sample I um oh just call me okay if you're feeling you rushed me
00:39:17out
00:39:17without my phone
00:39:18oh right here have mine just call me if you're feeling I'll have your phone
00:39:25right okay um well I'll be right back so just watch a show or something don't buy anything
00:39:31I love you
00:39:51where's your mom
00:39:52she's not here buddy
00:40:04what
00:40:1010
00:40:119
00:40:138
00:40:157
00:40:35where the hell is 1582
00:40:37hey
00:40:39hey
00:40:40hey
00:41:05oh my god please
00:41:11please
00:41:12please I I got lost
00:41:13please
00:41:13please
00:41:20look I've been the rules for you
00:41:22you're gonna tell someone
00:41:23then I gotta do it for everyone
00:41:24look I
00:41:25you went to school to to help people
00:41:27right
00:41:28so did I
00:41:29and elbows deep in other people's shit is
00:41:31is not how you thought it would go
00:41:33I I I really
00:41:35get it
00:41:35but
00:41:36you can help me
00:41:38I a person
00:41:39and it's my son's excrement
00:41:41so so two people
00:41:45it's rules
00:41:49yeah
00:41:52rules
00:42:01thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you
00:42:06um you don't have an extra mask do you it's it's it's nasty out there
00:42:16yes
00:42:17yes
00:42:17and I can't bear it evermore
00:42:25heaven keep me out through this dream
00:42:34and I can't bear it evermore
00:42:41hey bud
00:42:42little woozy
00:42:43give me thumbs up
00:42:49well stay down
00:42:50can't hurt if you don't remember
00:43:12yeah
00:43:13Joanne
00:43:15mm-hmm
00:43:16Jesus Jojo
00:43:19this it
00:43:19it shouldn't be this difficult
00:43:21to get a hold of you
00:43:22I
00:43:22I lost
00:43:23um
00:43:24a friend
00:43:26kind of
00:43:27kind of
00:43:28well he
00:43:28he wasn't human
00:43:30but
00:43:30I'm still
00:43:31miserable
00:43:33okay you picked
00:43:35Bart off
00:43:36right
00:43:36and it has been
00:43:37a disaster
00:43:38like he hates me
00:43:39I mean I don't even know why
00:43:41because you
00:43:42are
00:43:43a
00:43:43bad
00:43:44man
00:43:44a
00:43:45bad
00:43:47bad
00:43:47bad
00:43:48man
00:43:50is this Orwell
00:43:52no one likes you
00:43:57not
00:43:58even
00:43:59you
00:44:01I like me
00:44:02I
00:44:02did your mom
00:44:03say she didn't like me
00:44:05did she tell you
00:44:06that
00:44:07get her
00:44:09arrivederci
00:44:10douchey
00:44:11douchey
00:44:22how the hell
00:44:23with this
00:44:23hey
00:44:25shit
00:44:30you would not believe
00:44:33what I have just been through
00:44:36okay
00:44:36oh my god
00:44:39you're all done
00:44:40let's go home
00:44:43you must be serving
00:44:44oh my god
00:44:46so first
00:44:46that bitchy nurse
00:44:54is that ramen
00:44:55mm-hmm
00:44:56oh I love ramen
00:44:59you remembered
00:45:02dad never gets it
00:45:04for me
00:45:04well
00:45:06thanks mom
00:45:07you're the best
00:45:11what'd they put in those
00:45:13meds of yours
00:45:14oh yeah
00:45:15that stuff was great
00:45:17yeah
00:45:18well enjoy the ride
00:45:19no refills
00:45:20how about only
00:45:22Tuesdays and Thursdays
00:45:31oh shit
00:45:32shit shit shit
00:45:33shit
00:45:36I
00:45:37I
00:45:37I
00:45:38I
00:45:39completely forgot
00:45:40an appointment
00:45:41with a client today
00:45:42it's
00:45:42goddammit
00:45:43oh it's okay
00:45:46no regrets
00:45:47I was
00:45:49right where I was
00:45:50supposed to be
00:45:50hello
00:45:53yeah
00:45:55yeah
00:45:56so fast
00:46:03well
00:46:05that can't be
00:46:06that
00:46:09that's not possible
00:46:12are you sure
00:46:17yep
00:46:20no
00:46:22thank you
00:46:23yeah
00:46:23I
00:46:24yes I will
00:46:24I will follow up
00:46:32that was the
00:46:34lap
00:46:40say it
00:46:42say what you did
00:46:47well I know
00:46:48it wasn't
00:46:48Zeus's idea
00:46:52you gave
00:46:54me
00:46:54dog shit
00:46:55sorry
00:46:56why
00:47:00why
00:47:01why
00:47:01what
00:47:04what
00:47:17what
00:47:17why
00:47:18what
00:47:18what
00:47:30what
00:47:37What do you want, Duncan?
00:47:40What are you talking about?
00:47:44His name is Orson,
00:47:47and I strongly advise you to not even talk about my son.
00:47:52Do you hate me that much, Joanne?
00:47:54And if so, I'm just wondering if you wanted Bardolph to hurt me.
00:47:58Wait, was that your intention?
00:48:01I was hoping an unproductive and, if necessary, unpleasant interaction
00:48:05would, yes, lead you to see that this is not tenable.
00:48:09You needed to see that.
00:48:10You wanted him to humiliate me?
00:48:13You despise me that much.
00:48:16You are the one blackmailing me, remember?
00:48:19No, no, I offered you a partnership.
00:48:23Are you hearing yourself?
00:48:26You seriously can't be that much of a moron.
00:48:29I'm not the one who did insider trading on a stupid commercial brokerage app.
00:48:34I'm not the healthcare professional who set up cage matches between my patients.
00:48:39No, because I didn't sign up for group therapy Thunderdome.
00:48:42You threatened my livelihood, my family.
00:48:46I am only human, Duncan, and I was right.
00:48:48I knew Carl wouldn't suffer a fool like you.
00:48:50You're a fool?
00:48:51A fool?
00:48:55Oh no.
00:48:57You don't actually think you're a genius, do you, Duncan?
00:49:01A lottery.
00:49:02That's how you got a college roommate.
00:49:04That's how you got Hamish.
00:49:06The actual genius.
00:49:09So, consider yourself absurdly, unjustly lucky.
00:49:16By God, you're mean.
00:49:19Well, I could be mean too, you know.
00:49:20Okay.
00:49:22Fine.
00:49:22You want to turn me in?
00:49:24Turn me in.
00:49:25I will lose my license, yes.
00:49:27But then, you know what goes right out the window?
00:49:31Doctor-patient confidentiality.
00:49:34You're afraid of humiliation?
00:49:36I will air all of your weird, skid-marked, filthy laundry.
00:49:41And I will gladly go down, just so long as I take you with me.
00:49:46What?
00:49:46Why?
00:49:47Why are you doing this?
00:49:49Give it up, Duncan.
00:49:50The world doesn't revolve around you.
00:49:52It never did.
00:49:53And if you talk to my child again, I swear to Christ, I will shoot you dead.
00:49:58Fine.
00:49:59I'm on my own.
00:50:00I am...
00:50:03Always was.
00:50:05Always will be.
00:50:08Yes!
00:50:09Great, great, great.
00:50:10You know what, Joanne?
00:50:11I can work with that.
00:50:13Yep.
00:50:14Stay tuned.
00:50:40Goddamn, you're ugly.
00:50:42You're ugly.
00:50:51Hey.
00:50:54No one but us stupid enough to come out in the middle of this, right?
00:50:58I figured at least you might, uh, respect my persistence.
00:51:05Is that bothering you, Carl?
00:51:06Yes.
00:51:07What do you want me to do?
00:51:09Call me that coffee get us about, please.
00:51:11Oh, my God.
00:51:12He's kidding.
00:51:13He's kidding.
00:51:14We're old friends.
00:51:20You...
00:51:20I...
00:51:21Is that...
00:51:22It's a lady's phone.
00:51:25They were playing him everywhere.
00:51:27Hun, can you just turn this off?
00:51:35You know, a couple years back, I was, uh, worth a lot on paper.
00:51:40Almost as much as you, Carl.
00:51:42We, uh, threw this big tits-out blow-off party, and I wanted Linus Boe to play.
00:51:48So I offered him a million bucks, and he said no.
00:51:52So I went to, uh, two million, to three million, to four million, and I thought this son of a
00:51:59bitch couldn't be bought.
00:52:02And before giving up, I went to 4.5, and he said yes.
00:52:07And Linus Boe came to my house, my own backyard, played three songs, and walked off stage, flashed me the
00:52:15bird, double-barreled in front of my employees, my co-founder, my wife, my dad.
00:52:22And he screamed, you people are fucking disgusting.
00:52:29Well, it messed me up.
00:52:32For a while.
00:52:34And then I, uh...
00:52:38I finally went to therapy.
00:52:41Yeah.
00:52:43Not afraid to admit it.
00:52:45And I realized, you know what?
00:52:47He wasn't giving me the finger.
00:52:49He was giving himself the finger.
00:52:51Linus took the money, and man, that must have burnt him, because he never, he never...
00:52:55made another record after that.
00:52:58I broke him.
00:53:01Most people are weak.
00:53:03But not you, Carl.
00:53:04Not you.
00:53:05No.
00:53:06No, you're not.
00:53:08You can't tolerate bullshit.
00:53:10Didn't put up with mine, and I have scars to prove it.
00:53:13And everyone knows you had your run-ins with Cupertino, Tim.
00:53:16If I sell to them, Cupertino, my legacy would end up exactly like Linus Pose, a loser who can be
00:53:24bought off.
00:53:25It's you.
00:53:26You.
00:53:27Not them.
00:53:28Not Cupertino.
00:53:29You.
00:53:29I need you.
00:53:31And I'm so sure of it.
00:53:347% stake, 10% below market value.
00:53:38And I get 300 million capital infusion, market credibility, and someone I deeply, deeply admire whispering sweet, uncut wisdom into
00:53:48my ear.
00:53:50We're not just mining data, Carl.
00:53:54We're doing the important work of profiling every single human on the planet.
00:53:58And what happens after that?
00:54:00It's changed.
00:54:01Changed.
00:54:01Every single person.
00:54:03What they want.
00:54:04What they think.
00:54:05What people believe.
00:54:15Well, you're not stabbing me, Carl.
00:54:41Robo-toons.
00:54:56Robo-toons.
00:54:57Just make me a song of triumph in the style of Linus Poe and put my name in it.
00:55:14The earth swung low.
00:55:17The sky split in two.
00:55:19But Duncan kept walking as great men do.
00:55:23They said you can't win.
00:55:25And he whispered, we'll see.
00:55:28And the wind spoke his name through the teeth of the trees.
00:55:32Duncan wore no crown, no coin or creed.
00:55:36Just the silence of hunger and the ghost of need.
00:55:41And Duncan walks forward, the rise of a king.
00:55:47Carl Bardoff is coming.
00:55:49He's one of us!
00:55:54What?
00:55:54You were here at Harvard.
00:55:56I never went to Hartford.
00:55:57You were with Duncan Park.
00:55:58What were you two up to?
00:56:00I'm getting back into the game, so thank you.
00:56:03Alvin died.
00:56:04The landlord?
00:56:05I don't want to lose our home.
00:56:07I always show Mr. Bardoff the power of noted.
00:56:11Shut up!
00:56:12Shut up!
00:56:17What a douche.
00:56:20Forcing Barack Stern.
00:56:25Mom?
00:56:26What were you watching?
00:56:27Naked people.
00:56:31In episode three, Joanne tries to be a good mom.
00:56:35Oh my God, for five minutes you can hold it in.
00:56:37No, I can't.
00:56:38Orson has IBS.
00:56:40He's got difficulty with his stomach.
00:56:43It's part of the reason why he doesn't want to be a matriculating student at this place.
00:56:48It's really embarrassing for him, and it's like something he is really insecure about.
00:56:51So there's a need for parental guidance here.
00:56:56Orson needs to know that his mother has his back, and she shows that by sort of corralling
00:57:02him to a Stanford doctor.
00:57:05You get a glimpse into how he feels like his mom isn't there for him, and how he feels like
00:57:09her problems are always bigger than his problems, and like she matters more.
00:57:13It doesn't exactly feel like a nurturing response to his ailments.
00:57:18Samples are handled by the lab tech.
00:57:20You better get it there.
00:57:21Let go to lunch at 12.
00:57:23It's another instance of someone's hubris.
00:57:27Joanne's in this case, I can fix this problem, confronting and colliding with reality.
00:57:33There's a firestorm going on outside.
00:57:36There's wildfires.
00:57:37The air is terrible.
00:57:38And she's going to get the poop there on time, no matter what.
00:57:42And we see this fantastic montage of her going through the hospital.
00:57:46And it's, I think, a moment where we really feel for Joanne.
00:57:50And she does this little victory dance after she convinces the lab guy to take the stool
00:57:55sample.
00:57:56Yes!
00:57:57To me, what she's saying in that moment is, damn it, I'm a good mother.
00:58:00You would not believe what I have just been through.
00:58:10Do you do it with this?
00:58:11Is that good enough?
00:58:12Because I need blood on this fork.
00:58:13In episode three, Duncan goes from pursuing Bardolph, Duncan Park, hypernosis, to being stabbed
00:58:20by him, because with a forward-facing data analytics outlet, and then eventually bagging him.
00:58:32And it's all about relentlessness.
00:58:34And his teacher in all of this is a spider that he finds and tries to kill repeatedly in
00:58:41his sink.
00:58:48Spider could talk.
00:58:49He would say to me, go down swinging.
00:58:51But why go down at all?
00:58:52Duncan, you're worth a lot of money.
00:58:54Go, enjoy your life.
00:58:55I don't know.
00:58:55Play pickleball.
00:58:56Yeah, very clever.
00:58:57I hear your words behind your words.
00:59:00There are no words behind my words.
00:59:02And ultimately learns the value of you can't kill me and never stop coming back.
00:59:08And that's what he does with Bardolph.
00:59:10I need you.
00:59:12And I'm so sure of it.
00:59:15Well, you're not stabbing me, Carl.
00:59:18In the end, he wins.
00:59:23One of my favorite aspects of his victory there is he walks out into a world on fire.
00:59:29Yes!
00:59:30Yes!
00:59:32Oh!
00:59:33Oh, my God!
00:59:35You!
00:59:37You!
00:59:40You!
00:59:56You!
00:59:57Oh, my God!
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