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00:00:29Untertitelung des ZDF, 2020
00:00:31Dear Lord, we pray that we may win this game today.
00:00:36We ask that you give us the strength and the courage
00:00:40to win our second straight state championship.
00:00:44We ask, Lord, that nobody on our side is seriously injured.
00:00:51We know in our hearts, Lord, that we are the best team.
00:00:59We ask that you allow us to win this game.
00:01:07The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it.
00:01:12Because that's what wins football games.
00:01:15Not jumping off sides like a bunch of whips and faggots.
00:01:21All right, lift your heads, boys.
00:01:22The prayer's over.
00:01:23I talk to God.
00:01:24I'm through talking to God.
00:01:26Now I'm talking to you.
00:01:28You're going to be out there in front of your families, student body.
00:01:32Every girl you ever had a heart on for is going to be out there today,
00:01:35but you will not be going to no sock hop tonight, boys.
00:01:38You will not get no honey on your stinger tonight
00:01:40if you don't go out there and bust your ass.
00:01:45Because this is it.
00:01:48This is the big one.
00:01:51I want you to taste it.
00:01:54I want you to smell it, son.
00:02:01There's winners.
00:02:02And there's nothing else.
00:02:04I don't give a shit what those pinkos over in Russia say.
00:02:07You want to be a loser, you go live in Russia.
00:02:10I'm not a loser.
00:02:12I'm a winner.
00:02:14I'm an American.
00:02:16Who wants to be John Wayne?
00:02:17Who wants to go out there and grab a root and hang on?
00:02:21Who wants to get a mean on?
00:02:23Get a mean on, son.
00:02:25Let me see you get a mean on, son.
00:02:28Now, who wants it?
00:02:28I want to know.
00:02:29Who wants this?
00:02:31Who wants to get a mean on right now?
00:02:32I!
00:02:33Who wants it?
00:02:34I want it!
00:02:35I want it!
00:03:02I want it!
00:03:07Der Bride von Astro-Kai, Johnny Walker!
00:03:24Coach, es ist der letzte Spiel des Spiels.
00:03:26Du kannst vielleicht in ein paar Minuten spielen?
00:03:28Du willst spielen?
00:03:30Ja, bitte.
00:03:32Nein, du...
00:03:35Hey! Hey!
00:03:50Das ist der Wachers 40. TV Pass this season!
00:03:55A new state record!
00:03:58Right! Wide set!
00:04:05Come on! Penetrate!
00:04:07Das, give him a punt sign, will you?
00:04:19Walker, kick the ball! Kick it!
00:04:35Another record for Walker!
00:04:39Five second hang time!
00:04:45It is! We're going in, fellas!
00:04:48Pardon you!
00:04:52With that complete and delightful family,
00:04:55Walker has just done a nice high school record!
00:04:5811.35, Gibson's out of his car and into the stadium.
00:05:03Out and it's out!
00:05:09Coach!
00:05:11That offer still stands.
00:05:13My answer's still no.
00:05:16Do it for us, for the singles!
00:05:18We're calling to play here, Walker!
00:05:20I think the score's 52-0.
00:05:23What can we do to get Gash in the game?
00:05:25I got it!
00:05:26Let's lose five!
00:05:27Right!
00:05:30Push it in!
00:05:31I want another score!
00:05:32Let's go!
00:05:33Let's go!
00:05:39I'm going down!
00:05:41Oh, it's the leg!
00:05:41I'm down!
00:05:43What's he doing?
00:05:43What's Walker doing?
00:05:45Uh-oh!
00:05:46I think I broke my dick!
00:05:48Ow!
00:05:49Oh, no!
00:05:50Not as George!
00:05:51Now, Walker's on!
00:05:52Jack!
00:05:53Jack!
00:05:53Give me Jack!
00:05:54What's that?
00:05:55Get in the game, Jack!
00:05:56Put it in the end zone!
00:05:57First time!
00:05:58What's the matter?
00:05:59I broke my dick, Coach.
00:06:00I rub some dirt on it and get back in there.
00:06:02It's broken!
00:06:04You go left.
00:06:05You go right.
00:06:06I'll run.
00:06:07Right!
00:06:13Oh!
00:06:14All wrong!
00:06:17Oh, Jack!
00:06:18Jack!
00:06:19Jack!
00:06:20Throw your navel in the ground, will ya?
00:06:22Hey, Juicy.
00:06:23What's your name in a paper?
00:06:24Put it in the end zone!
00:06:24Hi, Johnny.
00:06:25Would you mind taking off your underpants real quick and going to stand over there?
00:06:27Sure.
00:06:28Anything for you.
00:06:29Thank you.
00:06:33235.
00:06:34Cheerleader taking her yellow panties off.
00:06:36Thank you.
00:06:36Over and out.
00:06:39Hey, guys.
00:06:40Juicy Dorfman isn't wearing any underpants.
00:06:43Woo!
00:06:43Woo!
00:06:46Woo!
00:06:47Woo!
00:06:47Woo!
00:06:48So...
00:06:49Left 46 on the first sound.
00:06:53Ready?
00:06:54Break!
00:06:55Break!
00:07:01Oh, I see.
00:07:03That girl's not wearing any underwear.
00:07:05What?
00:07:06Whoa!
00:07:06Which one?
00:07:07Hey!
00:07:08Check it out!
00:07:09Oh!
00:07:13Oh!
00:07:15Oh!
00:07:16Oh!
00:07:17Oh!
00:07:17Oh!
00:07:18Oh!
00:07:19Oh!
00:07:20Oh!
00:07:20Oh!
00:07:22Oh!
00:07:25Oh!
00:07:25I see the hole!
00:07:26I see the hole!
00:07:27I see the hole!
00:07:28Oh!
00:07:29Oh!
00:07:31Oh!
00:07:32Oh!
00:07:33Oh!
00:07:34Oh!
00:07:35Oh!
00:07:35Oh!
00:07:37Oh!
00:07:37Oh!
00:07:40Matt Swapai has just won their second-second- state football championship!
00:07:45Congratulations to Coach Wayne Hitler!
00:07:48Und insbesondere für alle, All-Amerikas, Johnny Walker!
00:08:18Hey Johnny, glad I could get to you. This is how it goes, sir.
00:08:22You were just tremendous out there today. I've never seen a better performance at the high school level.
00:08:29We should go to an Ivy League school by the name of Yale University in my opinion, young man.
00:08:37Have you thought about such a thing?
00:08:39Is this really you, Howard? Howard.
00:08:42Who is this? This is how it comes out.
00:08:44Does anybody in America like you? Huh?
00:08:48Oh, shit. Sorry.
00:08:54My boys, my boys. All right. It's worth the victory, huh? It's worth the victory.
00:09:03Johnny, Johnny, listen to me, man. Sign with me, I will make you a star.
00:09:07Now, ignore all these other guys, man. They're a bunch of athletic pimps.
00:09:10Trust me, athletic pimps. Look at the way they dress, man.
00:09:12Write your own ticket. I'll give you anything you want. Spring break.
00:09:15Huh? Puerto Rico.
00:09:17Johnny, Johnny, just tell me what you want and I'll get you two of them.
00:09:19What do you like? You like girls?
00:09:20I like the head.
00:09:21You got it.
00:09:23What else? Ice cream? Cultural pursuit?
00:09:25What?
00:09:26I got to have you, Johnny.
00:09:28You have to have TV coverage. I can offer you TV every single Saturday.
00:09:33Yeah, you don't need me.
00:09:34I got what you want.
00:09:35Johnny, Johnny.
00:09:37Get right in that style of offense, boy.
00:09:39You're going to start right away. Right away.
00:09:41Here's what you want to do. Play football. Right, boy?
00:09:43Oh, Johnny.
00:09:46Oh, Johnny.
00:09:47Oh, Johnny.
00:09:48Oh, Johnny.
00:09:49Oh, Johnny.
00:09:51Hold on. Smurfs. Smurfs. Smurfs. Smurfs. Smurfs patrols.
00:09:56Hi. Thank you. Get off my feet. Watch your toes.
00:10:01Okay. Don't I know your mom?
00:10:02What's it like being king of the 12-year-olds?
00:10:04Georgia. What? Say that again?
00:10:07What's it like being king of the 12-year-olds?
00:10:10Let me tell you something. These girls are going to be beautiful grown women in about two minutes.
00:10:13You shouldn't really say that.
00:10:14Great. Move away from my daughter, Walker.
00:10:18You tell me you're still pissed off because I brought you home a day late.
00:10:21Don't tell me that. Is that what happened?
00:10:24Huh?
00:10:24Yeah.
00:10:25Huh?
00:10:26Johnny.
00:10:26What? Who was it?
00:10:30You can't really cover those up at all.
00:10:34What?
00:10:35Let's give him one.
00:10:41Get your mouth off her, Walker.
00:10:43Let's go, Georgia.
00:10:45Now.
00:10:50I'll see you later.
00:10:52Very good.
00:10:53You love me.
00:10:54Mm-hmm.
00:10:56Thank you.
00:10:58Can't say anything but thank you.
00:11:00Bernie, what do you need to talk to me?
00:11:01We're talking success here.
00:11:02Come here, boys.
00:11:04Johnny, let's keep going to Super Bowl.
00:11:06Come here, boys.
00:11:07Come here, boys.
00:11:07Come here, boys.
00:11:08Come here, boys.
00:11:09Come here, boys.
00:11:09Come here, boys.
00:11:11Excuse me.
00:11:12Excuse me.
00:11:13I'm sorry.
00:11:13I can't talk.
00:11:14Watch the jacket.
00:11:15Watch the jacket.
00:11:16We'll talk later.
00:11:17OK.
00:11:17Long.
00:11:19Much less of the lies.
00:11:20More of the pride.
00:11:22The platformer.
00:11:23From the my perspective.
00:11:30You think these recruiters would all want you as much if they knew you're afraid of the
00:11:33dark?
00:11:35I'm not afraid of the dark.
00:11:36Well, I mean, it's OK.
00:11:37I'm not going to spill the beans that you sleep in the nightlight.
00:11:42I don't need a nightlight.
00:11:43Come on.
00:11:44Yes, you do.
00:11:44It's OK.
00:11:45You're a punk.
00:11:46Accept it.
00:11:47All right.
00:11:47I accept it.
00:11:49So what?
00:11:51So?
00:11:54You can't hit me again.
00:11:55Oh.
00:11:57Right here.
00:12:03I feel good now.
00:12:05Leo, it's time you and me moved on to big time, pal.
00:12:08Big time scholarships.
00:12:09You see, she.
00:12:10Big time contacts.
00:12:11You see, she.
00:12:11Big deals.
00:12:12You see, she is the place for you.
00:12:14Did I ever tell you about Coach this wife?
00:12:16No.
00:12:16You see, she.
00:12:16Woman has a set of chihuahuas.
00:12:18Get someone sneakin' round the corner.
00:12:24Could that someone be back the name?
00:12:30Against the tugboat.
00:12:32Up, up.
00:12:33Woo!
00:12:33Down by the river, don't you know?
00:12:36Where's the men back?
00:12:39Just droopin' droopin' on down.
00:12:42Getting really good, Blaine.
00:12:43I just love your singing.
00:12:46Thank you, baby.
00:12:46You know, I was reading at the market today
00:12:49that we all come from another world.
00:12:52And we choose in that world who we want to be in this world.
00:12:56And we're all connected by a common cosmic thread.
00:13:00That's right, honey.
00:13:01That's true.
00:13:02What time are you going to work?
00:13:03After I make dinner for you and clean up.
00:13:06Do you realize that we're living nine lives simultaneously?
00:13:10Of course.
00:13:13Listen, sweet cake.
00:13:14Yes?
00:13:15On your way back from work, would you pick up my yellow suit for the cleaners?
00:13:19Okay.
00:13:19No problem.
00:13:21It's near that bakery that makes that black bundle bread you love so much.
00:13:25Yes.
00:13:38Hello?
00:13:38Coach Isler's house?
00:13:39Is he in?
00:13:41I think so.
00:13:43May I?
00:13:43Oh, sure.
00:13:44Just follow the sound to the music.
00:13:47Thank you.
00:13:47Yeah.
00:13:48Whoo.
00:13:49Look out.
00:13:50Hope it's lighty, lady.
00:13:52And old Lucy Brown.
00:13:56Oh, the...
00:13:56Chancellor, how are you?
00:13:58Good to see you again, sir.
00:14:00How about that game today, huh?
00:14:02Nice.
00:14:02Walker was everything you said he was.
00:14:04Yes.
00:14:05Mm-hmm.
00:14:05What do I do to get him to go to Pyramont?
00:14:07I just want you to sit down and relax and enjoy my home.
00:14:10You're gonna have dinner with us, aren't you?
00:14:11I don't think we have enough salmon patties, Wayne.
00:14:17What the heck?
00:14:19Break out the fish sticks, honey.
00:14:21Oh, okay.
00:14:22Darling, some of that sparkling fruit wine.
00:14:27Have a seat, please, Chancellor.
00:14:30Look, Coach, I didn't get to become president of Pyramont University by mincing words.
00:14:35My backers are getting impatient.
00:14:37They want success this year.
00:14:39They want to win.
00:14:40I want Walker.
00:14:42I'm the key to Walker, obviously.
00:14:45Obviously you are.
00:14:46What is it you want?
00:14:48Name your price.
00:14:51I want to be the new head coach at Pyramont University.
00:14:53Is that all?
00:14:54No, I want a five-year no-cut contract.
00:14:56Weekly television show, membership in the country club, et cetera.
00:14:59All the usual perks.
00:15:00The main thing is that Walker is gonna go where I tell him to go.
00:15:05Or he's not going anywhere.
00:15:07That's a fact.
00:15:09You can guarantee that?
00:15:12Kid loves me.
00:15:14You know, it's...
00:15:15I'm like a father to him, really.
00:15:18I guess they're such an asshole.
00:15:22Johnny.
00:15:23I've been having all these twisted visions lately.
00:15:27So, they will know me.
00:15:29Well...
00:15:30I was thinking about developing like a deep personal relationship with a psychiatrist.
00:15:34You know, very tight.
00:15:36And then one day, just while he's complimenting me on all the headway progress I'm making in the area of
00:15:41my obsessive fear of torque wrenches,
00:15:43just cut him off mid-sense and say,
00:15:45Hey, hey!
00:15:46Whoops!
00:15:47Why am I angry at you today?
00:15:49He gets all Germanic on me and goes,
00:15:51Well, I think that it stems.
00:15:53Well, it stems from nothing.
00:15:55That's a trick question.
00:15:56I take his Ph.D. off the wall and beat him about the head and shoulders with it for about
00:16:01an hour.
00:16:01And then I whisper softly in his ear,
00:16:04I'd like to pay for my next 20 visits in advance.
00:16:24Johnny, you'll be all you can be.
00:16:27For $81.50 a month after taxes?
00:16:29Exactly.
00:16:30No, I don't think so.
00:16:31Thank you, though.
00:16:31Notre Dame, my son.
00:16:33Father, how you doing?
00:16:34Father, aren't you going to be late for a mass or something?
00:16:36Oh, you're right.
00:16:36I'm sorry.
00:16:36Alabama is football.
00:16:38Alabama's where you should be.
00:16:39Penn State is always in the top ten.
00:16:41We kicked Alabama's butt last year.
00:16:43That was one game.
00:16:44It's freezing in Penn State.
00:16:45It's a normal climate.
00:16:47Normal?
00:16:47Normal if you're a seal or an Eskimo.
00:16:49It's good to see the seasons change.
00:16:51It's good to see the seasons change.
00:16:57Leo, Leo.
00:16:59My school has a buddy system.
00:17:00If Johnny goes there, all of his buddies get to go there, too.
00:17:03First class.
00:17:03Boy buddies, girl buddies, everybody.
00:17:06I'm ready for college and corruption.
00:17:08My school doesn't do that, Leo.
00:17:10It just exists in your imagination.
00:17:12Well, I have grand imagination.
00:17:13Oh.
00:17:15How about ten grand?
00:17:25Leo, more chicken?
00:17:26Uh, I'll just get the rest to go, please.
00:17:28Right.
00:17:29Anything, Johnny!
00:17:30Anything!
00:17:31I love you!
00:17:33Let's set it time!
00:17:36I'm free tonight!
00:17:37Oh, my God.
00:17:39I can't believe the ball guy is still here.
00:17:41Mm-hmm.
00:17:42It's crazy out there.
00:17:43Come here, honey.
00:17:44Well, it's crazy in here, too.
00:17:45There you go.
00:17:46But I like it.
00:17:47Yep.
00:17:48My lures are selling my cocktails.
00:17:51Especially like my walleye gibbler.
00:17:53This is exciting, though, isn't it?
00:17:54It's original.
00:17:55Oh, honey, I'm proud of you.
00:17:57I really am.
00:17:58You've worked hard for this for a long time.
00:18:00Thank you, Mom.
00:18:01You know I couldn't have done it without you.
00:18:04Yeah.
00:18:04I'm glad you know it, because it's true.
00:18:06That's why one day very soon, I'm gonna work hard enough.
00:18:08You're not gonna have to work again, Mom.
00:18:11I don't mind working, Johnny.
00:18:13It's a decent way to make a living.
00:18:16Well, I know you don't mind.
00:18:17That's why I do.
00:18:19Where's Georgia today?
00:18:21Yeah, where is she?
00:18:23She's grounded.
00:18:24Why?
00:18:26For knowing me.
00:18:28Yes, I can understand that.
00:18:31You're popping off, Mom, huh?
00:18:33You ready for a little pee in the head, Mom?
00:18:35Will you stop?
00:18:36No, wait, now, don't you...
00:18:37You want another one?
00:18:38Oh, he's gonna get alive now, huh?
00:18:39Don't you dare.
00:18:39All right, stop.
00:18:40Hey!
00:18:43All right, that's it.
00:18:44That's it.
00:18:44No dessert.
00:18:46What can I do?
00:18:47So, Ray, what'd you think of the game?
00:18:49You looked goofy.
00:18:52You looked what?
00:18:54Goofy.
00:18:55You didn't look in the mirror today.
00:18:56You know why?
00:18:57Because you don't have any teeth.
00:18:58So, when you get some front teeth,
00:18:59then you can tell me how goofy I look.
00:19:01Until that moment comes along,
00:19:02you can't say anything.
00:19:03Okay?
00:19:04Okay?
00:19:05Do you hear me?
00:19:06Say it.
00:19:07Say, I hear you, Johnny.
00:19:08I hear you, Johnny.
00:19:09Say, I hear you, big brother.
00:19:10I hear you, big brother.
00:19:11Say, you are my man.
00:19:12You are my man.
00:19:15No, she just ate.
00:19:16Now, just...
00:19:17But much more importantly,
00:19:18what about Leo's first touchdown ever?
00:19:20You looked good today.
00:19:21Thank you.
00:19:22Once I got the right direction going, man.
00:19:23Why didn't you ever eat at your house, Leo?
00:19:27Why?
00:19:28Well, I think it's basically because my parents hate me.
00:19:32And they've accused me of carrying an ammonia-filled tentacle around with me.
00:19:37Which, of course, I do not.
00:19:39What is this, the funny farm?
00:19:44I can understand why they hate you.
00:19:48Johnny, my boy.
00:19:49Now, listen.
00:19:50You've got to get organized, you know?
00:19:52Now, you've had calls from Michigan, UCC, Piermont and Old Tex, LSU and Kansas, eh?
00:20:00And Cornell.
00:20:01What do you think, Mom?
00:20:02I mean, do I call these people back?
00:20:04Well, superstar, you can start by clearing the table and helping me with the dishes.
00:20:12Nice little reality break for Mom there, huh?
00:20:14Isn't that nice?
00:20:14Well, you're at home now, sir.
00:20:16Thank you, Grant.
00:20:17Ha!
00:20:18Listen, I'm a hooker.
00:20:19And you...
00:20:20I'm not gonna catch a single monkfish if you had to.
00:20:23See you later.
00:20:24Have a ball.
00:20:25A monkfish.
00:20:26A fish.
00:20:34Pimp.
00:20:36Sorry.
00:20:40The guitar.
00:20:41Geez.
00:20:43Go.
00:20:45The professionalslay the world to view the floor.
00:20:48drei, two, three, four.
00:20:51The pier.
00:20:52I have to kill everyone.
00:20:52Three, four dollars,
00:20:53All right.
00:20:54All right.
00:20:58Them naughty.
00:21:00Two, four,
00:21:01four, four, four, five.
00:21:04Das war's.
00:21:34Family's really nice. Your mom's a terrible cook.
00:21:39Thank you. Where are we going now? Georgia's. Really? Would have thought you was grounded. I'm on ground again.
00:21:46All right.
00:21:47No place like home.
00:21:50No place like home.
00:21:56Hey, boy.
00:21:59Oh.
00:22:02I see. It's got to be Rottweiler. There's no mistaking this. That's no chihuahua.
00:22:11I thought her parents hated you. This would be embarrassing.
00:22:13Yeah. Well, she digs me. This father is the one who I have problems with. Hmm. Well, she'll come around.
00:22:21Mrs. Elkins. Good evening. Um, is Georgia home?
00:22:27Yes. And that's where she's going to stay.
00:22:31Hmm. Hmm. I just felt the love beam. She loves me.
00:22:45Freeze, dirtbags! I don't want you sniffing around my daughter, Walker.
00:22:50What's shaking, Chief? Chief, how the hell is patrol?
00:22:53You're in big trouble, Walker.
00:22:56Chief, you can't keep me away from your daughter.
00:22:59I'm going to keep you away from her forever.
00:23:01How are you going to do that, Chief?
00:23:03We're going to settle this thing once and for all.
00:23:05I can't just beat the shit out of you.
00:23:07So we're going to have us a little game of football.
00:23:10And I'm going to hurt you. I'm going to play with these two men right here.
00:23:14These men right here? Okay, hold on. Let me get a head count for a second here.
00:23:18You got one, two, three, four. Oh, that's a little unfair, isn't it, Chief?
00:23:22Well, then you can play with the big cheese.
00:23:25Oh, now I like it. Chief, one last thing.
00:23:27Once we kick your butt, Georgia's mine.
00:23:30Well, then, just to make it fair, you're going to get to play with one hand behind your back.
00:23:36Isn't that cute? Chief, you don't play with one hand, do you?
00:23:44Let's bless them all. Ah, a little pooper for the troopers.
00:24:00Rotten little piss heads.
00:24:08Cheerleaders? Cheerleaders?
00:24:13I got it, I got it.
00:24:15I got it!
00:24:17I got it!
00:24:18Oh!
00:24:32Guess what, trooper, trooper?
00:24:33I got it!
00:24:34That's what!
00:24:44Oh, dear!
00:24:45Alright, Chief to my knee, please!
00:24:52Nice catch, Cooper.
00:24:56Hey, here he was!
00:24:58Come on, here!
00:24:59Get him out of here!
00:25:01Oh, my God!
00:25:07Hey, Batman! Get out of here!
00:25:10I'm out of here!
00:25:11I'm out of here!
00:25:13Get out of here!
00:25:15I'm out of here!
00:25:17I'm out of here!
00:25:18Look at him go. Look at the cheese.
00:25:21Wait a second. It's a $20 ball. It's a game ball.
00:25:24Let's get him.
00:25:34It started last weekend.
00:25:39At the Yale house.
00:25:411038. This movie is shit.
00:25:44Girl, I saw your beaver flash.
00:25:49I'll never be the same.
00:25:53Oh, no.
00:26:00You gave me a soul kiss.
00:26:05Boy, it sure was bright.
00:26:10Johnny.
00:26:12Now that I'm homeless, what do you plan to do with me?
00:26:15I'm gonna love you.
00:26:18And I'm gonna marry you.
00:26:22And that should take care of about 60 years.
00:26:27Is that a threat or a promise?
00:26:29That's a threat.
00:26:33I'm getting old, though.
00:26:34Yeah, real old, Johnny.
00:26:36I'm serious.
00:26:38Next thing you know, I'll be on the beach.
00:26:41That big belly.
00:26:43Sporting a bikini underwear.
00:26:45Just walking.
00:26:48Then comes gray hair.
00:26:51Comes ear hair coming out of my ears.
00:26:54Then comes white hair.
00:26:55Then comes no hair.
00:26:57Then comes no teeth.
00:26:58Then, boom, you're 70 years old.
00:27:01Or 80.
00:27:04Nature.
00:27:07I'll be there.
00:27:20You kids having a good time?
00:27:26Hey, John.
00:27:27Johnny ball game.
00:27:28All right.
00:27:30Now, I don't mean to interrupt you.
00:27:31But I just want you to know, John.
00:27:33There's a lot of phony hype with all these schools.
00:27:36Now, I know you better than you know yourself.
00:27:38And right now, the best situation for you is Piermont.
00:27:43Oh, yeah, Coach?
00:27:44Really?
00:27:45Yeah.
00:27:46Can I tell him you'll come down for a visit this weekend?
00:27:48Coach.
00:27:52You beat my horse if you never even ran a race.
00:27:56Okay?
00:27:56I'll be there.
00:27:58Johnny ball game.
00:27:59Okay.
00:28:00I'll have him send you a plane ticket.
00:28:02Yeah.
00:28:04You know I've always been fond of you, kid.
00:28:06Thank you, Coach.
00:28:07I'm fond of your pacer.
00:28:10Thank you.
00:28:10I'm most fond of that.
00:28:12Hey.
00:28:13You could have one of these someday.
00:28:15Don't tease me, Coach.
00:28:22It's the last damn school I've ever visited in my life.
00:28:24Donnie, why are you visiting all these schools?
00:28:29I thought we planned to go to state.
00:28:32To be together.
00:28:35I can't just ignore the opportunity to go see schools,
00:28:38see the country.
00:28:41You wouldn't want that.
00:28:44Mm-mm.
00:28:45Come on.
00:28:46You get that look on your face.
00:28:48Let me get a kiss, please.
00:28:49Like, let me get a Georgia fish kiss.
00:28:52Come get it.
00:28:57Come get it?
00:29:00Come on.
00:29:03Ooh.
00:29:10Oh!
00:29:32What are you, a private?
00:29:38Hey, I'm trying to eat.
00:29:40Do you mind?
00:29:41Hey, this is a family bus here.
00:29:44Hey, Slim.
00:29:45Hey, I'm trying to eat.
00:29:46Hey, Slim.
00:29:47Hey, knock it off, will you?
00:30:03What if that's the old text plane?
00:30:04Have you seen a lot of commercial airlines that look like flying horny toad?
00:30:07No.
00:30:19Get off that.
00:30:20No.
00:30:21Please.
00:30:26Hi.
00:30:26How y'all doing?
00:30:27How you doing?
00:30:28Good to see you.
00:30:29My name's Tex Wade.
00:30:30I'm gonna be your host for the weekend.
00:30:32I'm gonna make sure you get everything you want from your visit to old Tex.
00:30:36Well, thank you, Tex.
00:30:37You got a lot of style, Tex.
00:30:39How about a little something to blur your vision, Johnny?
00:30:43No thanks, Tex.
00:30:43Well, then, hop in.
00:30:45Okay.
00:30:46Bye, Georgia.
00:30:47Johnny.
00:30:48Be good.
00:30:53Come on in, Tex.
00:30:56Georgia, can you see his boots?
00:30:59See you, Georgia.
00:31:03Ah!
00:31:04Just kidding, Tex.
00:31:05Get in.
00:31:06Get in.
00:31:19Where is that punk?
00:31:21Excuse me?
00:31:23I'm not talking to you, lady.
00:31:25What a jerk.
00:31:33This is time for more valuable than mine, I guess.
00:31:36Probably stroking his muskrat somewhere.
00:31:43Sit down, coach.
00:31:44Oh, thank you.
00:31:48You're late.
00:31:50Where's the kid?
00:31:51Ah!
00:31:52They sprung a math test on him.
00:31:54Can you believe that?
00:31:55Now, he'll be flying down a little later.
00:31:57Actually, I should give him a little call.
00:31:59Use the phone back there, please.
00:32:01Yeah.
00:32:03We should have seen that airport.
00:32:04What a madhouse.
00:32:07It's a beautiful office, Jasper.
00:32:10Not too shabby.
00:32:13John, how are you?
00:32:16What's the matter?
00:32:17Oh, that's terrible.
00:32:18Listen.
00:32:20Don't worry about a thing.
00:32:21We'll just reschedule a meeting, okay?
00:32:23I know.
00:32:24I know you want to come here with me.
00:32:26It's all right.
00:32:26You haven't hurt your chances.
00:32:28Now, look.
00:32:29As soon as I get off the airplane, I'm coming right over to see you.
00:32:32All right.
00:32:33I love you too, son.
00:32:35Bye-bye.
00:32:37That's a great kid.
00:33:08I want you to feel right at home, like family.
00:33:11Like this was your very own ranch.
00:33:14Right.
00:33:14Look, this comes straight from my heart, Johnny.
00:33:17Everybody here loves you.
00:33:19See these long-stemmed American beauties here?
00:33:21They're all for you.
00:33:22They're yours.
00:33:23That grass is yours.
00:33:24This whole shindig is yours.
00:33:25Them trees are yours.
00:33:26Hell, that lake is yours.
00:33:28Is this part of the campus, Terry?
00:33:29You can call it part of the campus, Johnny.
00:33:31Hell, you come to old Tex, you can call it anything you want.
00:33:35Oh, I love old Tex.
00:33:36Margarita, Mr. Wade?
00:33:37Don't mind if we do, Darwin.
00:33:39Here you go.
00:33:40I had one of these.
00:33:42Shit, everybody drinks with margaritas at old Tex.
00:33:46Feisty little filly, ain't she?
00:33:48My wife says they're medicinal.
00:33:50He's out of the chute!
00:33:54Baby!
00:33:55Baby, we're shaking.
00:33:56Come on, break yourself loose here.
00:33:58Say hi to Johnny Walker.
00:33:59Johnny, captain of the team Bad Breath Bannister.
00:34:02Good to meet you.
00:34:03Good to meet you.
00:34:03That boy's breath would gag him like it.
00:34:05I know I detected him, but he's gotta be hot.
00:34:08Hi, ladies and gents.
00:34:10I have your attention for one minute.
00:34:13I want to introduce to you five of the most sought-after football players in the entire country.
00:34:22Boys, come on now. Step up here.
00:34:29We want you!
00:34:31We want you!
00:34:33We want you!
00:34:33And from from Indiana, this here is Flick Weaver, Pete Andropoulos, Benny Faith, and that
00:34:40hump of Mexican Samoan manflesh, Jose Valpupu, and last but not least, Johnny Rocket R Walker.
00:34:49You! We want you! We want you!
00:34:52Hail on to Otex! Let the Spirit lead!
00:35:00Hail on to Otex! On to victory!
00:35:06Our lives and hearts are with you, your hallowed walls be praised!
00:35:14Hail on to Otex! Our lives and hearts are with you, your hallowed walls be praised!
00:35:44I'll give you the money, fear myself!
00:35:45Man, we ain't that junk bond bullshit!
00:35:47I'm splitting! Where you going?
00:35:50I'm going to get some Chinese!
00:35:51Man, ain't you bull yet, brother?
00:35:53I'm not talking about food!
00:35:55I told Tex I'd only come to visit if you got me two Chinese girls!
00:35:58Yo, Flick! It is!
00:36:00Boom-tang-boo-yang, hoss!
00:36:02We're gonna show you a real good time!
00:36:05Here we go!
00:36:07How you doing, Carmen? I'm glad to see you!
00:36:09Ralph, what's up with you, man? How you doing?
00:36:11How's it feeling, man?
00:36:12I'm pretty good.
00:36:13Things looking up?
00:36:14I'll start working down.
00:36:15Stocks you down, huh?
00:36:16Uh-huh.
00:36:17How's your wife, man?
00:36:18I'm fair.
00:36:19I need a partner.
00:36:20Still picking pockets, man?
00:36:22Yeah!
00:36:24She's a lovely woman, and she makes you smile.
00:36:30I'm here to tell you that it is my responsibility to welcome you to the fold of old Tex.
00:36:36Sorta like a queen bee with a hive.
00:36:40And I never miss.
00:36:42I got me a player in every class.
00:36:45Mmm!
00:36:47Darling, in order to prepare you for tonight's experience, we need to do a little hot heart
00:36:53exercise.
00:36:54I'm gonna send you some energy.
00:36:57Do you feel it?
00:36:59Do you feel it?
00:37:00Yeah, I feel it.
00:37:01I know.
00:37:02Do you feel heat?
00:37:03I feel heat.
00:37:05I feel heat.
00:37:05Okay, okay.
00:37:06I feel it, too.
00:37:07Okay, then.
00:37:09How'd you like to go visit our campus?
00:37:11Where the hell is that campus, by the way?
00:37:13I was gonna ask you that.
00:37:14Well, I'm glad you asked, because I'm gonna take you there right now.
00:37:18Thank you, ma'am.
00:37:19Well, let us grab our drinks and our vamoose.
00:37:24Numero uno.
00:37:27I'm gonna show you, you lucky boy, why they call us the horny toads.
00:37:34Why, darling, this is far more than a football team.
00:37:37Armadillo.
00:37:37I mean, we have a very fine medical program in which many operators have come out successful.
00:37:44Oh, is that right?
00:37:44Well, you understand the word oper...
00:37:46Not at all.
00:37:47Was that your hand?
00:37:48That was yours.
00:37:49Oh.
00:37:50Oh, well, that was my hand, darling.
00:37:52I thought it was a pillow, but I could see I was mistaken.
00:37:56Oh, that's okay.
00:37:56And, uh, and, uh, as you can see, we have a very fine library.
00:38:01Right.
00:38:01I can see that.
00:38:02I can see that.
00:38:03Well, we'll see the library near us.
00:38:05Oh.
00:38:07Excuse me.
00:38:15Listen, if you're not interested in her, I may know something.
00:38:20Hey.
00:38:20A little more your speed.
00:38:23Hey.
00:38:25Hey.
00:38:26Now, darling, I thought this would be a more intimate place to dine.
00:38:32A little more spacious.
00:38:33I can't believe the size of this canvas.
00:38:36It's huge.
00:38:37Well, you better...
00:38:38You're all gonna be saying it.
00:38:39Go, Johnny, go.
00:38:40In the fall, 80,000 people will be cheering you on, darling.
00:38:44Johnny Walker!
00:38:46And I can guarantee you something, sweetheart.
00:38:49It will be nothing like the performance I am about to give.
00:38:55Oh, no.
00:38:56No, no, no, no.
00:38:58No.
00:38:58Yes.
00:39:00Oh, ouch.
00:39:01Oh, boink.
00:39:02Thank you so much.
00:39:04Matter of fact, I should start abusing that term.
00:39:07Thank you.
00:39:07Because it will get in and out of more situations.
00:39:10Mm.
00:39:11With smooth sincerity.
00:39:13Mm.
00:39:15Absolutely the best thing I could say is thank you right now.
00:39:18Thank you and, well, thank you.
00:39:20Thank you.
00:39:21Darling, you talk too much.
00:39:23Wait a minute.
00:39:23No, thank you.
00:39:24See, I'm not the type of guy who thinks we just...
00:39:26Yo, Bob!
00:39:27Yo!
00:39:29Tell them about the old Tex baby dolls and how they like to sneak in the locker room at halftime.
00:39:35Ha, ha, ha.
00:39:35Lordy mercy, boys.
00:39:36We spend $20,000 a month on these pretty little fillies just for the football program alone.
00:39:42Ha, you gonna like it here.
00:39:44Ha, please stop.
00:39:45Stop.
00:39:46Hey, thank you very much.
00:39:48Look, thank you enough.
00:39:49You're making this hard enough.
00:39:51Oh.
00:39:51Please, stop.
00:39:53Oh.
00:39:54Oh.
00:39:54Jose, come on down here, boy.
00:39:56I wanna show you your feature.
00:39:58Speaking of luxury, if my eyes don't deceive me, that's a boy getting his knob polished right
00:40:02there on the 50-yard line.
00:40:04Say what?
00:40:05Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:40:06I gotta go.
00:40:07What's that?
00:40:08Oh!
00:40:09Oh, wait.
00:40:09Where are you from?
00:40:11Don't leave.
00:40:11Don't leave.
00:40:12Stop.
00:40:13Let me go.
00:40:14Oh, I gotta put this up on the scoreboard.
00:40:16See it a little clearer.
00:40:18Ah.
00:40:20No, I'm not a homosexual.
00:40:23I have to go.
00:40:25Dude.
00:40:26My God, I'll be dipped in dog shit.
00:40:29That's Johnny Walker.
00:40:30What the?
00:40:32Shit.
00:40:33That's my wife.
00:40:35Tim, I'm not your wife.
00:40:36Who said that?
00:40:37Wait a minute, please.
00:40:38You have a husband.
00:40:38I'm getting out of here now.
00:40:39Sit, and I'm out.
00:40:41And put those tits away.
00:40:42This was no med school.
00:40:43This was not a library.
00:40:45I have to go.
00:40:46Oh, oh.
00:40:46I'm a hard loader tech!
00:40:48Get back here!
00:40:49Come back here, you little boy!
00:40:51Come back here!
00:40:53I can make you feel good!
00:41:04It's not in this car, boy!
00:41:05Come on, let's go!
00:41:08Get in!
00:41:08Come back here!
00:41:11Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:41:13Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:41:14Don't be doing that!
00:41:17Get in here! Come on!
00:41:18Oh, so this is a medical school!
00:41:43Hey, boys, come on down here!
00:41:45Got the entire front row for y'all!
00:41:56Oh, my gosh!
00:41:58Look at that equipment!
00:42:00Oh, yeah!
00:42:04Oh, yeah!
00:42:05Oh, yeah!
00:42:06Oh, yeah!
00:42:07Oh, yeah!
00:42:07Oh, yeah!
00:42:07Oh, yeah!
00:42:08Oh, yeah!
00:42:08Oh, yeah!
00:42:08Oh, yeah!
00:42:09Oh, yeah!
00:42:10Oh, yeah!
00:42:25Oh, yeah!
00:42:28Oh, yeah!
00:42:28Oh, yeah!
00:42:28Ooh, pretty, scene.
00:42:29Ain't too proud!
00:42:31It was nice of them.
00:42:33Text letters, use them cards.
00:42:34Goddamn, but it was nice.
00:42:35Hope you've given his wife soup.
00:42:38Ich bin hier.
00:42:43Ich bin hier.
00:42:47Ja, ich bin hier.
00:42:48Wie geht's?
00:42:48Ich bin gut. Wie geht's?
00:42:50Gut, gut.
00:42:51Du gehst zu spielen, Old Tex?
00:42:54Oh, ich weiß noch nicht.
00:42:57Ich bin ein Fußballer.
00:43:00Ich sagte, ich würde all-American sein,
00:43:02wenn ich meine leggelebe.
00:43:05Was ist das?
00:43:07Was ist das?
00:43:08Du gehst zu Old Tex?
00:43:09Ich ging, aber ich hatte die Chance.
00:43:14Und dann habe ich meine scholarship,
00:43:16ich habe zu gehen.
00:43:18Aber...
00:43:19Old Tex took care of mich,
00:43:21hat mich dieses Job gemacht.
00:43:25Ich bin kein Problem.
00:43:34All right?
00:43:35Yeah, buddy.
00:43:37Yeah, all right, yeah, we're gonna punch you in.
00:43:39Woo!
00:43:40Woo!
00:43:42Woo!
00:43:45What's this stuff, man?
00:43:47Come on!
00:43:49Whee!
00:43:50Whoo!
00:43:51What is it?
00:43:52Yeah!
00:43:55That's Texas sushi, boy.
00:43:58Get you, man.
00:44:05Come on, let's get out of here.
00:44:07Let's get out of here.
00:44:27Maria!
00:44:28Johnny!
00:44:29Why don't you visit Old Packs, man?
00:44:31I need silence.
00:44:32I need silence.
00:44:33I don't know.
00:44:36Come on.
00:44:36You're smart of that, Johnny.
00:44:38I don't know.
00:44:38I don't know.
00:44:40I don't know.
00:44:41Nothing else means squat.
00:44:46Hey.
00:44:48Hi, honey.
00:44:50How was the campus?
00:44:52The campus?
00:44:53Hi.
00:44:54Um, it was nice, Mom.
00:44:56Yeah, it was nice.
00:44:57It really was a nice campus.
00:44:59Well, you think of Old Texas as just a football school, right?
00:45:02And in actuality, they have the finest pre-med school in the country.
00:45:07Really, just a fierce, it was a beautiful setup.
00:45:10Yeah, it was nice.
00:45:11It really was.
00:45:12Listen, something wonderful happened while you were away.
00:45:16This fella calls up on the telephone, you see?
00:45:19And he orders 10,000 wall-eyed gibblers.
00:45:22Yeah.
00:45:23Apparently, he gives them away on his late-night television show,
00:45:25like those vegematics or those spiffy little fishing rods that turn into can openers.
00:45:32We could make a small fortune on this deal, you know?
00:45:36That's excellent, Graham.
00:45:38Yeah.
00:45:38Yeah.
00:45:39So he called, huh?
00:45:40The fella says so long as they sell, the orders will just keep coming in.
00:45:45You know, we could maybe buy a larger house.
00:45:49That'll really catch a lot of fish.
00:45:51Hi, Johnny.
00:45:52Hey, Monica.
00:45:53She brews those tomatoes now.
00:45:59You folks tried those biscuits.
00:46:00They're delicious.
00:46:01What did he say?
00:46:02Take a school yet, Johnny?
00:46:04Baby Love.
00:46:06Hey.
00:46:07How was it?
00:46:09It was cool.
00:46:10It was good.
00:46:11I had a good time.
00:46:13Yeah?
00:46:15So how were the girls?
00:46:17Hmm?
00:46:18The girls?
00:46:20How were the girls?
00:46:23Well, they were, um, very short, very fat, and kind of weird looking.
00:46:33What was her name?
00:46:33Huh?
00:46:34What was her name?
00:46:38The woman I had dinner with was Luanda.
00:46:40Yeah, that was Tex's wife.
00:46:42Luanda?
00:46:43Very old chick.
00:46:44Very fat woman.
00:46:45And very funny looking.
00:46:47She took me to dinner and, you know.
00:46:51What do you think of Texas?
00:46:52And, you know, I love it.
00:46:54You know, a lot of small talk.
00:46:56And, um, yeah, I didn't, you know, I didn't do anything.
00:47:00You know, touched her.
00:47:06What are you, what are you thinking about?
00:47:10I think you're an asshole.
00:47:25This boy-girl shit hurts, man.
00:47:28Oh, no, Pete, none of that.
00:47:31It's a bogus product, it's a payoff.
00:47:33No self-respecting fish would go nearer while I give her.
00:47:36Hey, Leo, read my lips.
00:47:39Joe Bob promised my grandfather he'd buy 10,000 in things, okay?
00:47:42Yeah, you're confused.
00:47:44You're repeating yourself.
00:47:45Maybe.
00:47:46You're wrong.
00:47:47Oh.
00:47:48I couldn't break his heart like that.
00:47:50Do you understand?
00:47:51Well, I can't commit to old Tex.
00:47:53I'll tell you something, Leo.
00:47:54I had such a groove in Texas.
00:47:56Vomited margaritas the whole way home.
00:47:58It was beautiful, I'm telling you.
00:47:59It really runs.
00:48:00You'll spew forth the, uh, drink of every school you visit.
00:48:03I like that.
00:48:03I'll keep it in mind.
00:48:04Give me a hand.
00:48:04Hey!
00:48:05Howdy, Chief!
00:48:07Dirtbags!
00:48:09You'll see, see, you'll see, see, you'll see, see.
00:48:14What's shaking, Coach?
00:48:15I didn't know you'd show.
00:48:18Coach, how do you feel?
00:48:20John, you promised me you were gonna visit Piermont.
00:48:24He's not going to Piermont.
00:48:26You get it?
00:48:27Got it?
00:48:27Goose yourself.
00:48:30If I want any shit out of you, Leo, I'll squeeze your head.
00:48:37You better listen to me, son.
00:48:39You're on the verge of destroying your entire career.
00:48:43I'm not gonna let it happen.
00:48:46I'm gonna do whatever it takes to make sure you do the right thing.
00:49:01You keep playing games with me, you're gonna end up waiting on tables with this guy.
00:49:06That was cold-blooded, Coach.
00:49:09Coach, where's your shoes?
00:49:10Got those shoes, Coach.
00:49:12Look, are you sure Tom won't want to order more of my lures?
00:49:16We haven't sold one in three years.
00:49:20Well, Harvey, you tell him that a big shot down in Texas just ordered 10,000 of them.
00:49:25Ha!
00:49:26Reckon the fish in that state are gonna be safe for a while.
00:49:53Grandpa Walker.
00:49:55Have a word with you?
00:49:56Sure, Coach.
00:49:57Sit down.
00:49:58Got some bad news.
00:50:00You know Tom Norman.
00:50:01Well, he owns this shop.
00:50:02Fishing buddy.
00:50:04What's happening?
00:50:05Well, apparently, he's very connected with some of the alumni from Piermont.
00:50:09Tom tells me that if Johnny doesn't go to Piermont, he's gonna have to cut off your credit here.
00:50:15Hey, I hear you're flunkin' English.
00:50:16Ouch!
00:50:18John, you need that English, son.
00:50:28You did your term paper in the American hardware store, huh?
00:50:31Maybe you deserved that act.
00:50:32I won't hear anything about it.
00:50:33It's a very legitimate topic.
00:50:35Well, yes it is, and I must read it.
00:50:36I know you wanted to.
00:50:37So, Leo, I think you know why we're here today.
00:50:41I think you do.
00:50:42I guess he's been messing with me, Leo.
00:50:44He's been messing with my grandfather.
00:50:47He's been messing with my little brother.
00:50:49My little sister.
00:50:52He's been messing with my mom, Leo.
00:50:55He's been talking to her.
00:50:56Messing with her.
00:50:58And now, we're gonna mess with him, Leo.
00:51:02Are you with me?
00:51:04Me!
00:51:04He ruined his life, man.
00:51:09Gonna ruin it good.
00:51:10Gonna do the wrong thing like I thought I could.
00:51:13Oh, Leo Vengeance is mine.
00:51:15Here we went.
00:51:15You made all the calls, didn't you, my friend?
00:51:16All comes together now.
00:51:17Thought I wouldn't wait till you see these chihuahuas.
00:51:26Panic keeps on.
00:51:28John, glad you boys came by.
00:51:30Thank you.
00:51:31The wife has a Tupperware party, but we can talk in the dentist alive.
00:51:35I'd appreciate that, Coach.
00:51:36That's good.
00:51:36Come on, right in, please.
00:51:37Thank you.
00:51:38It has green.
00:51:41It has blue.
00:51:43It has purple.
00:51:45Is that purple?
00:51:47You boys met my children before, sugar and honey.
00:51:50Oh, I love your kids.
00:51:51Uh-huh.
00:51:51Coach, I've been giving a lot of thought to what you told me about Piermont.
00:51:53I really have.
00:51:54That's good.
00:51:55Yeah.
00:51:56Except I'm having a little problem with my English grade.
00:51:59Really?
00:52:00Yeah.
00:52:00I thought you could help.
00:52:03I might be able to help you out with that.
00:52:06Sure.
00:52:07I thought you could.
00:52:09Boop.
00:52:10Thank you.
00:52:11Stick with me, Johnny.
00:52:12More pumpkin yet?
00:52:13Don't get up, pumpkin.
00:52:15Keep selling your cookies.
00:52:16Thanks.
00:52:17No.
00:52:18Pizza delivery for Hitler.
00:52:20Hitler?
00:52:21Hissler.
00:52:22Where are you going?
00:52:22Hey, wait a minute.
00:52:23Wait a minute, fellas.
00:52:24Wait a minute.
00:52:25I didn't order any pizza.
00:52:26$283.
00:52:27No, it won't be $283.
00:52:29I didn't order any pizza.
00:52:30Look, pal.
00:52:31You order pizza, we bring you pizza.
00:52:33Hey, listen.
00:52:33You like pizza?
00:52:34Sure.
00:52:34Yeah, you like it, fellas.
00:52:36You cut.
00:52:36Okay.
00:52:37You eat the pizza.
00:52:41Can't you take a joke, mister?
00:52:45Yeah.
00:52:45Let's go for that, Tony.
00:52:47Get that shotgun.
00:52:48Ah!
00:52:49I'm coming.
00:52:50I'm coming.
00:52:51I'm coming.
00:52:51Can I have the rest of the pizzas?
00:52:53Uh-uh.
00:52:55Uh-uh.
00:52:56Uh-uh.
00:53:01Uh-uh.
00:53:02Is this for me?
00:53:03No.
00:53:04It's for nobody.
00:53:04Get out of here, now.
00:53:05Come on.
00:53:07Uh-uh.
00:53:08Uh-uh.
00:53:09Uh-uh.
00:53:10Uh-uh.
00:53:11Uh-uh.
00:53:11Uh-uh.
00:53:12Uh-uh.
00:53:13Uh-uh.
00:53:14Where are you going?
00:53:15I'm from DOA Exterminator.
00:53:16Here you've got a problem with ropes.
00:53:18I've got no ropes.
00:53:19I've got to take care of my own rope.
00:53:22Ow!
00:53:22Ow!
00:53:24Ow!
00:53:25Ow!
00:53:25Ow!
00:53:27Ow!
00:53:27Ow!
00:53:28Ow!
00:53:29Oh, coach.
00:53:30We're even now.
00:53:31How do you turn this thing off?
00:53:33Come on.
00:53:34Outta.
00:53:35Yes.
00:53:35I'm cutting where I go.
00:53:37I'm out.
00:53:37I'm out.
00:53:37I'm out.
00:54:18Let's do it.
00:54:19It looks beautiful.
00:54:22Great.
00:54:22You not much, too.
00:54:28It's good.
00:54:28You got to be right there, Bill.
00:54:30And we're cooking it.
00:54:31Ah...
00:54:32That's good.
00:54:32Yeah.
00:54:33It's really fragrant.
00:54:34pretty much, cute.
00:54:35Yeah.
00:54:36Really persona.
00:54:37Big 카메�їte.
00:54:37We really have a gooddy couch!
00:54:37In the air!
00:54:37Ich will definitiv gerne sehen ihn, ja.
00:54:39Fast wie Homer Jones, remember Homer?
00:54:42Ja, ja.
00:54:43Danke für das Studium.
00:54:4695 Average, das ist great.
00:54:48Let's have dinner next Tuesday.
00:54:50I gotta go.
00:54:50Next Tuesday, okay?
00:54:52I really have to go, bye-bye.
00:54:54Let me stay, Coach.
00:54:56How you feel?
00:54:58Would you mind removing your feet from my desk, please?
00:55:02Thank you.
00:55:04So I came here to do some business with you today, sir?
00:55:07I just got back from old Texas, ready to cut a very sweet, lucrative deal with me.
00:55:11Except the thing of it is, is I wanna play here.
00:55:13I wanna come to state.
00:55:18Johnny, we don't give out deals here.
00:55:21What?
00:55:23We give the usual scholarship, room and board, a good education.
00:55:30Everyone has to actually go to class here.
00:55:34And I like to believe that we offer a good background in football.
00:55:37You know, we had a lot of players going to pro ball.
00:55:40That's nice, Coach.
00:55:41But, uh...
00:55:43You're losing to top high school athletes every year.
00:55:46For a reason.
00:55:48What's that?
00:55:51Well, you're not giving them anything.
00:55:53You gotta show them something.
00:55:54They gotta see something.
00:55:55They gotta know that they're gonna get something.
00:55:56With cash, you know, cars, apartments, money, hookups.
00:56:02You know what I mean?
00:56:03We're looking for benefits these days, Coach.
00:56:06Look, Johnny.
00:56:07I like you.
00:56:08So I'm not gonna BS you.
00:56:11You're a good athlete.
00:56:13You have a lot of talent.
00:56:14And a lot of energy.
00:56:17So I'm warning you.
00:56:19You're getting into something that you don't understand.
00:56:22See, when worry goes out that a kid like yourself is looking for a deal,
00:56:26well, believe me, that deal turns out to be a lot stronger than that kid ever bargained for.
00:56:32Be careful.
00:56:34You're playing with fire.
00:56:48Well, you probably sound good.
00:56:49See you later.
00:56:49We'll be right back.
00:56:49We'll be right back.
00:56:50Bye.
00:56:50Bye.
00:56:51Bye.
00:56:51Bye.
00:56:52Bye.
00:56:55Bye.
00:57:00Bye.
00:57:06Are you crazy?
00:57:08My father sleeps with his gun.
00:57:15I heard you visited Stade.
00:57:20Does this mean the lobotomy's worn off?
00:57:28Well, since you're not going to speak,
00:57:31you will rub my feet.
00:57:37I mean, far be it for me to ask you to apologize
00:57:39when you have behaved like a complete son of a bitch,
00:57:44but, um...
00:57:57Oh.
00:58:08Flowers that festers smell far worse than weeds.
00:58:13That means you stink.
00:58:20But it was sweet.
00:58:23I guess I am still sweet on you.
00:58:26I'll cut it in ten minutes.
00:58:29You're a bombshell.
00:58:32F-f-f-f...
00:58:37You see.
00:58:38Ow!
00:58:39We're going to text.
00:58:40No, we're not.
00:58:41We're going to text.
00:58:42You're going everywhere, Seth.
00:58:44Go text.
00:58:44You're going to text.
00:58:45You're going to text.
00:58:45You're going to text.
00:58:46Ah!
00:58:47Ah!
00:58:50No real shots.
00:58:51No real shots.
00:58:53What?
00:58:58You wouldn't really use that.
00:58:59Yes, sir, I would.
00:59:05Leo.
00:59:06What?
00:59:07What do you really want out of life, huh?
00:59:11I want Johnny Walker to go to California.
00:59:17All right, I'll go.
00:59:19All right? Yeah.
00:59:50All right.
01:00:04Hey, how you doing, Johnny?
01:00:05Lou Landers, ICA.
01:00:07Good to see you. Welcome to California.
01:00:09We got a fine time planned for you, buddy.
01:00:11Listen, Lou, I'm here to meet the money man.
01:00:13I'm here on business, not pleasure.
01:00:15Well, I am the money man, Johnny.
01:00:17And I'll tell you something.
01:00:18I'm gonna take you to meet the best quarterback in the country.
01:00:20Close personal friend of mine. Give me five, Johnny.
01:00:23Never touch.
01:00:23God.
01:00:43Jim McMahon wears Adidas.
01:00:57Either I wear Adidas, or I wear nothing.
01:01:02Almost nothing.
01:01:05And cut.
01:01:06Great.
01:01:06Beautiful.
01:01:08Amazing.
01:01:09Beautiful, Jim.
01:01:10Here you go, Jim.
01:01:11I don't know how you do it, Jimmy.
01:01:12Every time.
01:01:13Natural challenge.
01:01:14Back to the golf course again, huh?
01:01:15Okay, brother.
01:01:16The rest of the day, thank you, Johnny.
01:01:17Okay, just one more.
01:01:18Hey, Yoman, thanks a lot, man.
01:01:19You bet, boss.
01:01:20Thanks, Bob.
01:01:22Jimmy.
01:01:23Jimmy, how you doing?
01:01:24Listen, I want you to meet Johnny Walker.
01:01:27What's up, Jim?
01:01:28How you doing, Johnny?
01:01:30Glad to see you're coming to UCC.
01:01:32Well, I haven't really made up my mind yet, but, uh, damn glad to meet you, man.
01:01:36Hey, Jimmy, listen, I'm having a little party for my man tonight.
01:01:38Why don't you stop by the house, huh?
01:01:40Well, I'd love to, but, uh, you know, I promised my wife I wouldn't show up at your place anymore.
01:01:47What a kidder, huh?
01:01:49I love you, Jimmy.
01:01:50Hey, maybe next time, huh, babe?
01:01:53Hey, Lou.
01:01:54Yeah?
01:01:55Did you notice how he had his hair done up right there?
01:01:57Yeah, looks good.
01:01:57Just like mine, like you planned it for me, I think, almost.
01:01:59Listen, John, let me tell you something serious, huh?
01:02:02If you play your cards right, you could be the next Adidas fan someday, huh?
01:02:04Lou, he had his hair hooked up just like mine.
01:02:061.45.
01:02:08Walker receives jacket from the lanterns.
01:02:10Over now.
01:02:12How many down here?
01:02:14Yeah, I can't.
01:02:14I can't.
01:02:17I know I may, uh, I may talk 90% of the time, Johnny, but believe me, I only take
01:02:2110% of the action.
01:02:24How you doing, Doc?
01:02:25Terrific, Lou, terrific.
01:02:30Louie.
01:02:31Yeah?
01:02:32My mother's medicine counter was never like this.
01:02:35Don't worry about it, Johnny.
01:02:36You're not in Ashcroft anymore.
01:02:38We use only the finest steroids available.
01:02:40Oh.
01:02:42We have only one mindset here at UCC, Johnny, and that is that our boys are winners.
01:02:46Isn't that right, boys?
01:02:47That's right, boys.
01:02:48I love these guys like my own kids, Johnny.
01:02:50And because of that, I take better care of them than their own mommies do.
01:02:54Isn't that right, boys?
01:02:57We have the best training facilities in the country, Johnny.
01:02:59College or pro.
01:03:01I mean, our men are appreciated for the fine pieces of machinery that they are.
01:03:04What's up, Slate?
01:03:05Hey.
01:03:06Does he play here?
01:03:07No, no, no.
01:03:08He just pisses for the players so they pass their drug test.
01:03:10It's a designated pisser, huh?
01:03:12Yeah.
01:03:12Hey, let's get you some threads for the party, huh, Johnny?
01:03:14Uh, all right.
01:03:16Well, how tall are you?
01:03:17Five eights.
01:03:27I see.
01:03:29I see.
01:03:29I see.
01:03:29I see.
01:03:29It's alright, man.
01:03:30I see.
01:03:41Hi, I'm Tex Wade.
01:03:43I'm looking for Johnny Walker.
01:03:44Oh, well, he hasn't got back from UCC yet.
01:03:48What the hell's he doing at UCC?
01:03:49Hasn't he committed to old Tex?
01:03:51As far as I know, he hasn't committed himself anywhere.
01:03:56Well, I hate to be the one to enlighten you, Grandpa,
01:03:59but you did not get that order for them 10,000 walleye gibblers
01:04:03because they catch fish.
01:04:07What are you saying, mister?
01:04:10You figure it out, Grandpa.
01:04:27Oh, it's gonna be home. Thanks, everybody. Thank you.
01:04:31Thank you.
01:04:32Hey, Johnny Walker, thank you.
01:04:35I stand accused of the social climber.
01:04:39Thank you.
01:04:44But the truth is I'm not social at all.
01:04:47This is a nice ride. This is all right.
01:04:49Where'd you get it, anyway?
01:04:50My dad got it for me, kind of a graduation present-type thing.
01:04:53I thought I knew your father hated you.
01:04:57Well, he used to, but we're real tight now.
01:04:59We just kind of woke up one morning, we had breakfast,
01:05:02and now, you know, real solid.
01:05:04Things are real good.
01:05:05Ugh.
01:05:06I look cleaner than the Board of Health, don't I?
01:05:08Nothing.
01:05:09It kind of looks like a combo Liberace meets Prince's Mom,
01:05:13but it's good.
01:05:15Oh.
01:05:15I will never concede there is no second best.
01:05:21Do you remain unimpressed?
01:05:24Cause I've been there.
01:05:26Done that.
01:05:28Bye, now.
01:05:33What's happening, Chief?
01:05:36Where did you finally decide to go to college?
01:05:38Clown school?
01:05:41You know what you are, Chief?
01:05:42You're an officer of love.
01:05:43Not of law.
01:05:44Of love, you are.
01:05:53Do you dig it?
01:05:55Let's a look.
01:06:27Mom!
01:06:28Mom!
01:06:28Johnny's lost his mind!
01:06:35What do you think?
01:06:43Mom, I gotta tell you about the school.
01:06:46UCC has a pre-med program.
01:06:48Absolutely blows old techs away.
01:06:49Not even into running anymore, old techs.
01:06:51Cause you know why?
01:06:52I'm gonna get about three times the lifetime I had at old techs.
01:06:56Johnny, what has happened to you?
01:06:59Me?
01:06:59I'm great.
01:07:00Don't I look great?
01:07:01I feel great, Mom.
01:07:02I really do.
01:07:03UCC is a football factory, Johnny.
01:07:06Only about half the players there even graduate.
01:07:08What about your education?
01:07:11Mom, education, please, okay?
01:07:12Just please, step off with that, okay?
01:07:15I wanna tell you something.
01:07:16I have a much better deal here at UCC.
01:07:18They're working out a sweeter deal.
01:07:19And they're gonna take care of everything, guys.
01:07:21The way old techs took care of me.
01:07:26Come on, look.
01:07:27Everyone looks nauseous here now.
01:07:29I wanna explain to you, okay?
01:07:31UCC has a better deal for me.
01:07:33They're gonna hook us up.
01:07:35Mom, you'll have a bigger house.
01:07:36I don't want a bigger house, Johnny.
01:07:38I want you to stop thinking about yourself
01:07:40and start thinking about what's right and about your family.
01:07:43We're the people who love you.
01:07:44Or maybe you've been too busy leerjetting around to remember that.
01:07:48God, I mean, look at you.
01:07:50Purple and gold.
01:07:51You look ridiculous.
01:07:54I don't know how this could've happened.
01:07:58Maybe it was just too important a decision to leave up to you.
01:08:02Hey, Mom.
01:08:03Wait a second.
01:08:03Mom, can we...
01:08:12Come on, Gramps.
01:08:13Isn't this what you wanted?
01:08:15I wanted to sell my lures, not my grandson.
01:08:20Come on.
01:08:24Grant.
01:08:26Grant.
01:08:35What do you think, Randy?
01:08:36Come on, what's up?
01:08:38I'm gonna go do my homework and take a reality break.
01:08:57Johnny, I had a deep, revelatory vision,
01:08:59and I think you should drop this whole ridiculous college ball thing.
01:09:02You do what?
01:09:03Become a professional waiter.
01:09:05Right.
01:09:06You develop a reputation as a bistro's most courteous server.
01:09:09Mm-hmm.
01:09:10And, of course, you're waiting for one night
01:09:11when the manager's relatives come in.
01:09:13Mm-hmm.
01:09:13You seat them, you serve them, you wine them, you dine them,
01:09:16you read them the specials.
01:09:17Right.
01:09:18You take the last of their orders.
01:09:19And then you say,
01:09:20Actually, it's...
01:09:21The fish are nothing!
01:09:24Of course, at this point, they're all jamming for the door like wild.
01:09:27You tackle down around the ankles,
01:09:28you get them down on the ground,
01:09:30you pound them in the spine,
01:09:31and you say,
01:09:31What are you trying to stick me on the gratuity, you fop?
01:09:35You see-see is your only move.
01:09:37You see-see is your ever-most groove.
01:09:41Excuse me.
01:09:43We're new in town, and we've never had sex before.
01:09:46Would you give us a hand?
01:09:50Up!
01:09:50Don't follow the dames.
01:09:53Don't follow the dames.
01:09:55Don't follow the dames.
01:09:57Leo.
01:09:58Leo, I want to go home.
01:09:59Leo.
01:10:00I started dating this Nancy girl specifically because she was a virgin.
01:10:05Well, milliseconds before initial penetration,
01:10:09I just shut up in bed like a reversed domino.
01:10:13And I just said,
01:10:14Hey, hey, hey, hey!
01:10:15There'll be none of this!
01:10:16What kind of boy do you think I am?
01:10:18I will hardly pop you without having met your father.
01:10:21Get him on the horn!
01:10:22The things that make life worth so much and so worthwhile
01:10:28are things that we have to look up at a lot of the time.
01:10:31It's clouds, it's stars, children.
01:10:34By the way, where is the can?
01:10:36I have to take an awful putrid asparagus piss.
01:10:40He says down the horn to the left.
01:10:42Well, that just really ticked me off.
01:10:44So I got up and I said,
01:10:45Just a goddamn minute, that won't do.
01:10:47I run right up to the family drapes
01:10:49and proceed to write my surname on the manure.
01:10:52Well, Mom bolts out of the lazy boy chair
01:10:54and comes over and delivers me a flurry, flurry of slaps.
01:10:57So I retaliate with a series of blows to her midriff and midsection
01:11:01that I usually reserve only for those times when I actually do cigarette.
01:11:05I'm a winner.
01:11:06Snap her spine like an all-blowing-ass man.
01:11:08And so all these big money men
01:11:09they're offering me this, this, this and this.
01:11:11You know?
01:11:12Because I came home wearing like heels and gold
01:11:15and my mother sat me down and she told me what the deal was,
01:11:18you know?
01:11:19And spoke her mind and I've been acting crazy.
01:11:21I really have.
01:11:23You haven't spent any time...
01:11:24You still conscious of this?
01:11:25She's talking.
01:11:26Couldn't be fine.
01:11:27Completely slow enough.
01:11:29Before I tell you that way.
01:11:30Let her go.
01:11:31It's been an hour.
01:11:32Look, I seem to have lockjaw of the arm.
01:11:41Love is a verb and I wish, uh, I wish, uh,
01:11:44I just get to it a lot more.
01:11:46Because I, I feel good when I, when I do.
01:11:49Say, are we gonna have sex or not?
01:12:02Hey!
01:12:03Hey!
01:12:04Hey!
01:12:05Hey!
01:12:07Hey!
01:12:07Hey!
01:12:08Hey!
01:12:09Hey!
01:12:09Hey!
01:12:09Hey!
01:12:11Hey!
01:12:11Hey!
01:12:11Hey, assholes!
01:12:13This is too good to be true.
01:12:16For who?
01:12:17You're going to the joint forever.
01:12:21What are you looking at, weirdo?
01:12:24Ouch.
01:12:30You gotta get out of here.
01:12:33Look, Lou Landers can get us out of here, right?
01:12:36But then you gotta go to UCC.
01:12:40You know Lou Landers?
01:12:42Of course.
01:12:43You think my dad bought me the Jeep?
01:12:45You kidding?
01:12:46Lou Landers bought me the Jeep.
01:12:47UCC got it for me.
01:12:48He tried to get you to go to their school.
01:12:53You set me up?
01:12:56No, I didn't set you up.
01:12:57I just pushed you in a direction.
01:12:59Trying to do the right thing for you.
01:13:01You set me up.
01:13:02You didn't tell me.
01:13:02Well, if I told you, you would have said no.
01:13:04Then, well, then I still wouldn't have been setting you up.
01:13:07I just, you know.
01:13:10You just made a mistake.
01:13:11I got, uh, selfish.
01:13:19Me too.
01:13:28Oh, this is terrible.
01:13:30This is awful.
01:13:31This is really awful.
01:13:34This is a serious mess.
01:13:36Does the phrase bail us out immediately mean anything to you?
01:13:40Bail?
01:13:43There's your bail.
01:13:44That's your ticket out of here, right there.
01:13:47All he has to do is sign with Piermont.
01:13:49You're on the street.
01:13:51Otherwise, boys, you're looking at 20 years in the slammer
01:13:53with all the butt pirates.
01:13:56And they say they're waiting for you up there, Johnny,
01:13:57and want to give you a little hiney poke up there.
01:14:01Coach, I know I'm a man, okay?
01:14:03My assholes exit only, and we really didn't do anything wrong.
01:14:07You want sympathy, Leo?
01:14:08You look between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.
01:14:12Oh, no, you're gonna like it.
01:14:13You're gonna love it on the road, gang,
01:14:15out there with the cons cutting that grass.
01:14:18Oh, yeah.
01:14:18Oh! Oh!
01:14:20All the pretty girls be going by in the convertibles, you know,
01:14:22on spring break, drinking beer.
01:14:25They'll be waving at you.
01:14:26Hi, Johnny!
01:14:28Johnny!
01:14:30It's up to you, John.
01:14:32Put your foot in the chain gang,
01:14:34or you can put your foot in the cash register.
01:14:38You let me know.
01:14:42Don't drop the soap, boys.
01:14:49Hello, everyone. I'm Gary DeLon.
01:14:51Today, throughout the country, hundreds of boys will be signing
01:14:54their national letters of intent.
01:14:55Now, these letters are commitments by high school seniors
01:14:58to play for the college of their choice.
01:14:59Today, there's no place across the country
01:15:02that has more media coverage and more attention
01:15:04than right here, Ashcroft High School.
01:15:06We're here at Ashcroft High School.
01:15:07It's signing day.
01:15:09Now, Johnny Walker has just arrived
01:15:10to sign his national letter of intent.
01:15:12In just a very few short moments,
01:15:14the entire country will know where Johnny Walker
01:15:17has decided to play his college football.
01:15:19Glad to see you boys could, uh, be here for the announcement.
01:15:23Sure hope none of us are disappointed.
01:15:25Some sure don't smell right here.
01:15:31Thank you very much.
01:15:32Thank you. I'm very happy to have been asked, ladies and gentlemen,
01:15:37to introduce Johnny Walker here today.
01:15:39And I am so happy to announce that John and I are going to be together
01:15:45for another four years.
01:15:47I'm the new head coach at Piermont University.
01:15:52But, you know, what really makes me proud is that John could have gone anywhere in America,
01:15:56and he chose to be with me.
01:15:58Now, we've also landed four of the top blue-chip prospects in this country
01:16:02and are all here today.
01:16:04Come on up, fellas.
01:16:10All right.
01:16:14This is not about me.
01:16:15I'm only as good as my players, believe me.
01:16:18Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce the man of the hour, Johnny Walker.
01:16:40Throughout this recruitment, I've acted like an idiot.
01:16:45I completely embarrassed my mother, my family, my girlfriend, my friends.
01:16:53Mostly, I just embarrassed myself.
01:16:58Because I thought I had something, and I lost it.
01:17:03If this is what it takes to play college football,
01:17:06then I don't even want to play at all.
01:17:10Just because I know how to, uh, remember to throw a ball,
01:17:15doesn't mean, uh, I should forget my life.
01:17:19Or anyone else's.
01:17:22Therefore, I'm not gonna sign any letters to any schools.
01:17:27Now that's reality.
01:17:29Thank you.
01:17:30You are swooping your running socks if you are going to Piermont.
01:17:33I'm not.
01:17:34He doesn't go. I don't go.
01:17:36Come with him.
01:17:36Wait a minute, fellas.
01:17:37Hold up, fellas.
01:17:38Piermont University will honor all its commitments.
01:17:41No, I promise you that.
01:17:42Slight misunderstanding, ladies and gentlemen.
01:17:44Who are you?
01:17:45Bear with us.
01:17:45Who are you?
01:17:46Who are you?
01:17:47My name is Floyd Gondoli.
01:17:49I am the NCAA recruitment investigator.
01:17:52And I have followed the recruitment of Johnny Walker
01:17:55since day one.
01:17:56What?
01:17:57And I am now calling for a complete investigation
01:18:00of UCC, Old Tex, and specifically Piermont.
01:18:05We didn't do anything wrong.
01:18:06You call framing a kid for rape not wrong?
01:18:10Give me a brain to keep a rape?
01:18:12You're both history.
01:18:13Of course not.
01:18:13You're both finished.
01:18:14Oh, this is ridiculous.
01:18:15Congratulations, John.
01:18:16I'm proud of you.
01:18:17Ladies and gentlemen, this is the kid.
01:18:20Hey, Johnny, I'm proud of you.
01:18:22You did good, kid.
01:18:23So, uh, what you gonna do now, huh?
01:18:26Penn State, Johnny!
01:18:27Penn State!
01:18:27Penn State!
01:18:28Alabama!
01:18:29Remember the weather!
01:18:30Listen, Johnny, nobody, and I mean nobody,
01:18:33makes a schmuck out of me.
01:18:34Capisce?
01:18:34Nobody has to, Lou.
01:18:35Look at your leg.
01:18:36Right there.
01:18:36Right there.
01:18:37Come on.
01:18:38Come on.
01:18:39Oh, you down.
01:18:39Oh, you done made a big mistake.
01:18:41No, no, no, no, no.
01:18:43No, no!
01:18:44No!
01:18:45No, no!
01:18:46No, no, no, no!
01:18:47No, no, no!
01:18:48No, no, no.
01:18:51We're a fighter.
01:18:54No, no, no!
01:18:55No, no, no!
01:18:57No!
01:18:57No!
01:18:59No!
01:19:00No!
01:19:01No!
01:19:02No!
01:19:02No!
01:19:03No!
01:19:04No!
01:19:12Thank you, my friend. Good move, ma'am.
01:19:17Let's get out of here.
01:19:22Get back here! Get out of here!
01:19:25Get back here!
01:19:29Get down, Frank. Never did like that fella.
01:19:44Coach. Coach.
01:20:08I want an education.
01:20:13I saw the news conference last night, Johnny.
01:20:16Yeah?
01:20:16Mm-hmm.
01:20:20What'd you think?
01:20:24Show the type of character that we like in our students.
01:20:27I like that.
01:20:30Does this mean, uh, you want me to come play ball here?
01:20:39You bet I do.
01:20:57His mother told him someday you will be a man, and you will be the leader of a big old
01:21:03band.
01:21:03Me and the people coming from miles around, will hear you play your music when the sun go down.
01:21:09Maybe someday your name will be in life, saying, Johnny, keep doing it right now.
01:21:14Go, go. Go, Johnny, go.
01:21:17Go, go, go, Johnny, go.
01:21:20Go, go, go, Johnny, go.
01:21:23Go, go, go, Johnny, go.
01:21:26Go.
01:21:28Go.
01:21:29Johnny, keep doing it.
01:21:32Yeah!
01:21:54The Johnny Walker recruitment scandal widened today with the announcement
01:21:59that UCC and old Tex have each been placed on one-year probation.
01:22:06Well, Joe Bob, thank God basketball season's right around the corner.
01:22:10Yeah, you man's that, Tex.
01:22:12You know, football ain't been good to us this year.
01:22:15At all.
01:22:18I never have a lover read or not so well, but he could burn it.
01:22:22In a still further development, Lou Landers has been bought from participating in the UCC football program for life.
01:22:32You got one out?
01:22:34We'll take care of it for you.
01:22:36Hey, just go down for a minute.
01:22:38I just want to talk to you.
01:22:39Who managed to keep me that team?
01:22:41No!
01:22:42What?
01:22:54This is a pack of lives!
01:22:56A pack of lives!
01:22:57A truck of Mall!
01:22:58How you're going, Uncle?
01:22:59Yeah, I'm Nellino.
01:23:00Oh, that's hurting people.
01:23:01Don't hurt me.
01:23:02You're on fire.
01:23:03Come on, I'm a helicopter.
01:23:05Get the hell away.
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