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01:14Sorry I'm late
01:17Where are the kids?
01:19Uh, when I left,
01:20Hunter was making love
01:22with his iPad on the terrace
01:23and Tori was ordering room service
01:24like her life depended on it.
01:25I made dinner reservations.
01:27What are you gonna do?
01:29Best laid plans.
01:31Hi, I will have a Negroni, please.
01:34Sure.
01:35Oh, well.
01:36It's my vacation drink.
01:38I thought too much rosé
01:39was your vacation drink.
01:41Yeah, so I guess Negroni's
01:42on my vacation is over drink.
01:45Reentry's a bitch.
01:46I don't want to go home.
01:48Hey, we're here till we're not.
01:50What?
01:50Negroni for the lady.
01:51Thank you.
01:51Enjoy.
01:52It's my vacation philosophy.
01:53Wow, that's deep.
01:56You know, that actually
01:56doesn't mean anything, right?
01:57It will after your second Negroni.
01:59I may switch to Mezcal.
02:01Famous last words.
02:04There will be others.
02:06Last words?
02:07No, vacations like this.
02:10You think?
02:12We're here till we're not.
02:13Oh, my God.
02:15Make it stop.
02:16Think about it.
02:16We've been very evolved
02:19doing something like this.
02:21Easier when we're not sleeping
02:22with each other's friends.
02:22Hey, you did it first.
02:23You were charged with murder.
02:25Fair.
02:26Can I have another one, please?
02:28Wow.
02:28Excuse me.
02:30Put that down quick.
02:32Miles to go before I sleep.
02:34We're 50, Coop.
02:36Damn.
02:38I really thought I'd have it all figured out by now.
02:41Or at least I thought
02:42I wouldn't be starting from scratch.
02:44Listen, this time last year
02:45I was looking at life in prison
02:47and we could have lost everything.
02:49So I think we're doing okay.
02:51What you're saying is
02:52you lowered the bar.
02:53I obliterated the bar.
02:54There is no bar.
02:57Let's get very, very, very drunk.
03:02Okay.
03:16Did I interrupt that?
03:18Not at all.
03:19You're drinking Negronis.
03:20You're looking to get laid.
03:21Not my type.
03:22Bullshit.
03:24I would do her.
03:25Really?
03:26I mean, if that's the case,
03:28I wasn't prepared for that.
03:29I just, uh...
03:30I could rally.
03:31You know, we're all consenting adults.
03:33In your dreams.
03:34I've had that dream.
03:35Don't let me get in your way.
03:36You're not in my way.
03:37You're not getting in my way.
03:38I mean, you're on vacation.
03:39If that's what you want to do,
03:40damn it, you should do it.
03:41That's not what I want to do.
03:43I mean, the kids bailed.
03:44It's your last night.
03:45We managed to make it through the entire trip
03:47without falling into bed together.
03:48Yay for us, by the way.
03:50Yay for us.
03:51This is America.
03:53Mexico, actually.
03:54She's hot here.
03:54Well preserved.
03:56Thank you.
03:57And if you want to get yourself some,
03:58you should get yourself some.
04:00If I wanted to do anything,
04:01I would have done it already.
04:05That easy, is it?
04:09Yeah.
04:11I'm gonna go.
04:11Where are you going?
04:12What just happened?
04:14Nothing happened.
04:15You're good.
04:16I'm good.
04:17You say that.
04:18I'm not gonna sit here and...
04:22cock block you.
04:23I feel like this conversation
04:24just took a left turn.
04:25You'd be right about that.
04:30Hey, I got us a table at Flora Farms.
04:33Do you have any idea how hard that was?
04:36Beth laid plans, right?
04:42There was a moment when going on vacation with my ex-wife seemed inconceivable.
04:47Turns out, there was good reason for that.
04:50But even having another argument with Mel that I didn't fully understand couldn't stop me from relishing the fact that
04:56I was drinking smooth whiskey on the beach at a five-star resort,
04:59when it could have been serving 25 to life.
05:02All things considered, things were on the upswing.
05:33This is what happens.
05:34You want to keep up appearances, like having an office in Manhattan to go to work in every day, which
05:40helps get your co-parenting back on track.
05:43Let's go.
05:48And now that life is feeling manageable, you can finally enjoy being single.
06:04Which means nights on the town, and nights spent at home.
06:26You couldn't say if it was being arrested for murder or exonerated, but somehow the entire tawdry episode has boosted
06:33your social cachet.
06:35Not so much for Sam Levitt, her lawyer managed to plead her down to a hefty fine in community service.
06:43She may have gotten off easy, but there's another law in Westmont Village, and that particular court shows no mercy.
06:51Life is better than it's been for a while.
06:54The family dynamic is more or less working, your kids are thriving, and if there are moments where the simmering
07:00pain of your fractured family still threatens to kick your ass,
07:04well, that's where those nights I mentioned before come in.
07:09And failing that, there's always scotch in a classic movie.
07:13What'd you do it?
07:15Why'd you waste the hours?
07:16Always, sir.
07:18You're finally feeling comfortable again.
07:20In control.
07:21Safe.
07:22Optimistic, even.
07:29And, as you already know from painful experience, that's generally when life will serve up a perfectly aimed kick in
07:36the crotch.
08:02Mr. Ash.
08:03Hi, Rene Hudson.
08:05We spoke on the phone?
08:06Hi, Rene.
08:06Hi.
08:07How are you?
08:07Wow, nice car.
08:09Oh, are you a car person?
08:10I mean, not exactly, but...
08:11Oh, small talk.
08:12Small talk, sorry.
08:13Thank you.
08:14Okay, after you.
08:22Hello.
08:24Hi.
08:25Are you the listing broker?
08:26Yes.
08:27Samantha Lovett.
08:28Hi, Owen Ash.
08:28You don't look like a realtor.
08:30I mean that in the best possible way.
08:32Oh, I'm kind of new to it.
08:34Oh, hey, Rene.
08:35Hey, Samantha.
08:38So, Mr. Ash, should I show you around the house?
08:40Oh, just Ash.
08:41Okay.
08:41Ash.
08:42Yeah, I would, yeah, I'd love that, but honestly, I don't want to waste your time, because I just feel
08:48like there's no world in which I'm buying this house.
08:50Oh, well, that was quick.
08:51No, it's just too small.
08:53It's just, I mean, it's way too small, actually.
08:55I mean, I'm standing here, and I don't know, I can already feel the entire house, you know?
08:58I want something I can get lost in.
09:00And this, yeah, I don't know, some of these design elements, yuck.
09:06Yeah, I don't know.
09:07I was pretty clear I was looking for something much grander, you know, with a lot more oomph, some wow.
09:13But this place isn't even remotely...
09:14It's my house.
09:15It's your house?
09:16Mm-hmm.
09:17And that would have been great information to have before I arrived.
09:20I didn't know if she was disclosing that fact, considering the circumstances.
09:26The circumstances.
09:28What Rini is so subtly referring to is the fact that my husband died here last year.
09:33Oh, wow.
09:34Well, I'm sorry for your loss.
09:35Thank you.
09:36My wife died eight years ago, so, you know, I'm in the club.
09:39I'm sorry for your loss.
09:41Thank you.
09:41How did he die?
09:43He killed himself.
09:45What, here in the house?
09:47Pretty much right where you're standing.
09:50Wait a minute.
09:51This is that house?
09:52That whole thing?
09:52Mm-hmm.
09:53Yeah, made the news.
09:54They arrested you.
09:56Yes.
09:56You're a dangerous woman.
09:58Yeah.
09:59Hey, I've had a couple of brushes with the law myself.
10:02Then I guess we're both in that club, too.
10:04I guess so.
10:06Okay.
10:06Well, um, Mr. Ash, we should probably get going.
10:09Yeah, yeah.
10:10Hey, uh, Samantha, why would a broker who knows I'm in a different league show me this house?
10:18It's her flipper house.
10:19A fluffer house?
10:22No, that's, that's not a thing.
10:24It makes the next house that she shows you look even bigger and grander by comparison.
10:29No, no, no.
10:31I like to educate my clients about the entire market before they consider a purchase.
10:36Is that something you do?
10:37Uh, hard to say.
10:39No one in this town will give me a listing.
10:41What?
10:41Why not?
10:43Oh, right.
10:44The whole convicted felon thing.
10:46It was pleaded down to a few misdemeanors, actually.
10:49That's great.
10:49Good for you.
10:49Thank you.
10:51Will you give me a minute?
10:52Sure.
10:53Brini.
10:53Yeah?
10:54Yeah, do you mind if I chat with you for a sec?
11:17That's the 750S, right?
11:21Yeah.
11:23It's a good car.
11:25Yes, it is.
11:27Hey, um, I'm suddenly finding myself in need of a realtor.
11:31How's your day looking?
11:42Hey, Rini.
11:43You have the listing for the Bisbee estate, right?
11:45Yes, but this is not okay.
11:46Can you get us in in about ten minutes?
11:50Sure.
11:50Great.
11:51You know, I was planning to take him there.
11:52We're all set.
11:52Nice.
11:53Let's take my car.
11:54Hey, Samantha.
11:55Sam.
11:56Okay, Sam.
11:58I'm just wondering, how many houses have you actually sold?
12:00Including this one?
12:02Uh, none.
12:04Great.
12:06Thank you.
12:22A paper shadow in a house of stone
12:27The wooden flag of a drifting dreamboat
12:33I never knew how far the ride was gonna go
12:37Till I look back at the smoke
12:41You can't keep up with the Joneses
12:46Don't wanna run for the roses
12:51I got my pocket full of roses
12:56I got my pocket full of roses
12:57Sometimes I wonder why
12:59Sometimes I wonder why
13:01I just don't have the Joneses
13:06Don't wanna smell their dying roses
13:12I got my pocket full of roses
13:17I don't keep up with the Joneses
13:21But anyway, I think someounded shapes
13:26And the whole way
13:34I'm just wondering who
13:34Can they miss you all ś
13:36Means God
13:38Tell me what
13:38I'll
13:40Expect youró
13:54Ich bin Jeff Bratt mit der Princeton-Alumni-Schools-Kommite,
13:58und ich werde deine Interviews machen.
13:59Ich weiß, deine Eltern aus dem Tag, sind sie gut?
14:04Ja, ja.
14:05So, Tori, erzähl mir, warum Princeton?
14:09Aside von den beiden Eltern waren da.
14:12Das ist nicht genug.
14:13Well, put in einer anderen Weise,
14:16was du willst, aus der vier Jahren mit uns zu bekommen?
14:20Oh, are you on the faculty there?
14:24What? No.
14:25I just assumed when you said us.
14:27Sorry, in your speech.
14:29Oh, okay.
14:33There's no need to be nervous.
14:35This is just us talking here.
14:37Well, first of all, Jeff,
14:41I think we should acknowledge the pro forma nature of this interview.
14:46I'm a legacy kid on both sides,
14:49whose father has been a consistent donor.
14:51And the reason he's been a consistent donor,
14:53the reason so many graduates of the IVs continue to support their alma maters,
14:57is to make sure there's a spot for their kids there.
15:00Because, well, let's be honest,
15:02there are much worthier charities to support.
15:05You all torched the planet in the name of capitalism,
15:08and now, rather than try to undo the damage or feed the hungry or house the homeless,
15:12you are giving millions to 300-year-old institutions
15:15brodled with systemic racism, anti-Semitism, and sexism,
15:19in order to ensure that yet another generation of privileged rich kids
15:23will continue to hoard the lion's share of what's left of the planet's remaining resources
15:27while the unwashed masses go to war with the scraps.
15:32So I appreciate you taking the time,
15:34but let's be honest,
15:37we both know I'm going to be accepted.
15:40Because you all engineered the system to do just that.
15:48I didn't engineer anything.
15:51Sorry.
15:52Figure your speech.
15:57Also, tennis.
16:00What?
16:01I'm being recruited for tennis.
16:05I probably should have led with that.
16:23Now this is what I'm talking about.
16:37How much?
16:3920 million.
16:40But I'm sure there's some wiggle room.
16:42I'll take it.
16:43Okay.
16:44So you're offering full asking?
16:46Yeah, in cash.
16:47But I want to close by Monday.
16:49Monday?
16:49Yeah.
16:50Well, we're going to need at least a week for contracts,
16:52and then you're going to want to do a thorough inspection.
16:53I'm going to have a whole team up here tomorrow to kick the tires.
16:56In the meantime, you can get the paperwork to my lawyer.
16:58Hey, congratulations.
17:00You just sold your first house.
17:03What is it you do again?
17:06We elect a U.S. senator for how many years?
17:10Six.
17:11Okay.
17:11Name five of the original 13 states.
17:16Colonies.
17:17New York, New Jersey, Connecticut, Massachusetts, Rhode Island, Delaware, New Hampshire, Maryland,
17:28Virginia, Pennsylvania, Pennsylvania, Georgia.
17:32That's 11.
17:34What am I forgetting?
17:35How do you know all this?
17:36I watch a lot of Jeopardy.
17:46Uh, guess what?
17:49What?
17:51A drawer full of Karche love bracelets.
17:55Oh, I'm telling you, every woman in this town wears, like, ten of them.
17:59I don't get it.
18:00They wouldn't be caught dead wearing the same dress.
18:02They all need to have this one thing.
18:04It's like a requirement or something.
18:05You want me to grab you a couple?
18:07You'll never miss them.
18:08That's not a club I need to join.
18:10Okay?
18:11Just find the pen.
18:11It's in the office behind the primary bedroom.
18:15North and South Carolina.
18:17What?
18:18The other two colonies.
18:20Oh, okay.
18:21Now you're just showing up.
18:30It's not in the desk.
18:36Oh.
18:37Bingo.
18:38A drawer full of pens.
18:41You sure he would keep something valuable in a mess like this?
18:46Natalia says he gets a crazy expensive pen every time he signs a deal and then just throws
18:51it in the drawer.
18:51It's like a sort of ritual.
18:53All right.
18:56I found it.
18:56The Etoile de Montblanc joaillier fountain pen.
19:01With just 15 produced worldwide, this limited edition is crafted entirely out of 18-karat
19:06rose gold.
19:08Adorned with cognac diamonds and a nib that supposedly glides more smoothly than Remova wheels.
19:14It's not just a pen, but an aspirational work of art, reselling for $165,000.
19:22I'm not sure what's worse, that someone pays that for a pen, or that he tosses it into
19:27a cluttered drawer with 30 others.
19:28Either way, a guy like that deserves to lose it.
19:31Shit.
19:32What?
19:33I dropped the fucking thing.
19:34Let me get it.
19:36I got it.
19:39Ah!
19:40Coop?
19:41What happened?
19:42Coop?
19:43Ah!
19:44What is it?
19:45Ah, my back went out.
19:47Ah!
19:48I really think it hurts.
19:50I can't move.
19:51What do you mean you can't move?
19:52Just get out here.
19:53I mean, I can't move.
19:56I'm lying on my back.
19:57You can't be serious, Coop.
19:59Do I sound like I'm fucking joking?
20:01Shit.
20:02Okay.
20:02I'm coming in.
20:03No.
20:06My back had been seizing up ever since Christian's art thugs worked me over last year.
20:10Usually, a cocktail of painkillers and muscle relaxants would do the trick, and a few days
20:13later, I'd be golden.
20:15But I didn't have a few days.
20:16I had less than two hours before the people who lived there would be back, and when it
20:20came to thinking up an explanation for how I came to be lying on their floor, I was drawing
20:23a blank.
20:24Okay.
20:25We gotta move.
20:26Okay.
20:27Okay.
20:27Just help me up here.
20:28Okay.
20:30Oh, fuck.
20:31No.
20:31Fuck, fuck.
20:32Oh, no.
20:33No.
20:33Okay, okay, okay, okay.
20:35Okay.
20:37God.
20:38You're like dead fucking way.
20:39I can't move you.
20:41Can you crawl?
20:41No.
20:42I can't even roll over.
20:43This is crazy.
20:44Just give me a few minutes.
20:45We don't have a few minutes.
20:46Well, then go.
20:47I'll figure something out.
20:48I'm not gonna bail on you.
20:49Well, I can't move.
20:50We're gonna have to call someone.
20:51No.
20:52No.
20:52You can't move.
20:53No.
20:54Fuck.
20:55Oh.
20:56Hope.
20:57Fuck.
21:01We have to call someone.
21:02No shit.
21:06Who?
21:08Okay, what the fuck?
21:10I'll explain later.
21:11Can you just please help me up?
21:13You'll explain what you're doing on the floor of some random house with Nick's housekeeper?
21:17Elena.
21:18I know your name.
21:19Question.
21:21Whose house is this?
21:22The Hemmings.
21:23And you know them how?
21:24We don't.
21:26We don't.
21:27We don't.
21:28We?
21:29Really?
21:29We?
21:30Can we hurry this up, please?
21:31We need to move.
21:32Just so I'm clear.
21:33And I'm sorry if I've misread the situation here.
21:35We are currently trespassing.
21:38Correct.
21:38And why would we be doing that?
21:40Okay.
21:40They're going to be home in a minute.
21:42So can we finish up this Q&A later?
21:44Q&A?
21:46That's funny.
21:47She's funny.
21:48Who knew?
21:48Barney!
21:49Please!
21:52Okay.
21:54Grab his left.
21:55I'll grab his right.
21:56On three.
21:57One, two, three.
22:02When does your sister get home?
22:04She's going to be playing for another couple hours at least.
22:07Okay.
22:07Do you have pills for this?
22:08Yeah.
22:09Upstairs in the medicine cabinet there's Flexeril and Percocet, please.
22:12Both of them.
22:13Yep.
22:18So, instead of taking back your job at Bailey Russell, a job that would pay you seven or
22:24eight figures annually before bonus, you're robbing houses with Nick's housekeeper.
22:29A layman?
22:30I know her name.
22:34I take it you two are, uh, what?
22:37No.
22:38What?
22:38Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:39Because that, that would be the crazy part in this all fucked up scenario.
22:43I know it's a lot to absorb.
22:44I'm not absorbing anything.
22:46You know why?
22:47Because it doesn't make any fucking sense.
22:49I mean, if this were some kind of sex kink thing, then fine.
22:53I mean, not fine, but at least I'd be able to wrap my brain around it.
22:56But if not that, then, then what?
22:57What is this?
22:58Is this some sort of elaborate three-stage midlife crisis?
23:02You know, divorce wasn't enough.
23:03Losing your job wasn't enough.
23:05Getting arrested for murder was...
23:08Oh, my God.
23:12Coop, did you kill Paul Leavitt?
23:13No.
23:14What are you talking about?
23:15I don't know what I'm talking about!
23:17My best friend just told me he's some sort of suburban cat burglar.
23:21I mean, how do you even move this stuff?
23:23Do you have a fence?
23:24No.
23:25You don't, no.
23:26Don't tell me.
23:27I don't want to know.
23:28Okay.
23:33Wait a minute.
23:37Cool.
23:41Those guys who beat you up.
23:44Who ran me over.
23:47That was connected to this.
23:51I could have been fucking killed.
23:53I thought we'd move past this.
23:55And I thought you weren't a motherfucking thief.
23:58Oh, my God, please.
24:05Thank you.
24:11What?
24:12Oh, nothing.
24:13I just...
24:13I just can't wait to hear this meet-cute story.
24:16Do you have a problem with me?
24:17Of course I have a problem with you.
24:19I have a problem with all of this.
24:21Don't yell at me.
24:22I'm not yelling at you.
24:23I'm yelling near you.
24:25You're killing the whole problem.
24:26You're right.
24:27Enough.
24:28God damn it.
24:31I gotta get the fuck out of here.
24:33Barney?
24:34Barney!
24:35What?
24:38Thank you for coming to get me.
24:40Fuck you, Coop.
24:42Fuck you very much.
24:47Fuck!
24:48It actually went a lot better than I thought it was going to.
24:52I know.
24:53You're kidding me, like...
24:54Yeah.
24:55Thanks.
24:56Can I just give you a second?
24:58Thanks.
24:58Thank you.
25:01I feel 30 things down.
25:03Right now, we do seem to be closing the place down.
25:11What?
25:13I really can't remember the last time I enjoyed myself just talking to someone like this.
25:17I have been exceptionally witty tonight.
25:20Really?
25:20Is that what it is?
25:21Oh, yeah.
25:22Yeah.
25:22I brought my best material.
25:23So it's all downhill from here?
25:25Oh, yeah.
25:25Pretty much.
25:28God.
25:31When...
25:32When you get divorced, I feel like you're so focused on the act of dissolving the marriage,
25:38you don't think about the complications that are going to come afterwards.
25:40So when they finally do come, they kind of knock you on your ass.
25:44So, it's been complicated?
25:48You could say that?
25:49Yeah.
25:50But you're over it.
25:52I'm working on it.
25:53What about him?
25:55Are you over him?
25:57Who?
26:02I am.
26:05Absolutely.
26:06And then some.
26:08So you're conflicted.
26:13Well, I mean, the way I see it is if we had known in advance how complicated our divorces
26:20were going to be, emotionally, financially, and logistically, we all probably just give
26:29up and still be in our lousy marriage or something.
26:33Then where would we be?
26:36Not here.
26:37Exactly.
26:39Well, given we are here, I'm just wondering what happens next.
27:11Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
27:14I'm sorry.
27:15Oh, no, it's okay, it's okay.
27:18You all right?
27:21No, sorry, I just, I suddenly don't feel well.
27:23Oh, God, it's okay.
27:25This is, uh, something I did.
27:30I'm not blowing you up.
27:31Okay.
27:31I was very much with the program.
27:34Okay.
27:35Listen, hey, it's fine, it's fine.
27:37Why don't I take you home?
27:48I'm home!
27:51So if anybody's in a state of undress or making out,
27:56please take the appropriate measures now.
28:03Huh, baby?
28:06Here, Mom.
28:07Where's Morgan?
28:08I thought you were hanging out tonight.
28:10No, just me.
28:11Hi.
28:12They got into a fight.
28:13No, it wasn't a fight.
28:15It sounded like a fight.
28:17Well, that stinks.
28:26Who could fight with this face?
28:28I think you might be slightly biased.
28:30Well, according to Morgan, I'm an asshole.
28:34I will cut her.
28:36How was your day?
28:37I was thinking about hanging it up.
28:40Yeah, me too.
28:42Perfect.
28:43You can live with me forever.
28:46Take care of me when I'm old and infirm.
28:49Okay, but I'm not going to change your diapers.
28:52It's fair.
28:53If you have a ton of cats, it'd be great.
29:17Nothing made you more aware of being alone than when you needed help getting your ass out of bed.
29:23My back was already feeling better, which is to say, it hurt like hell.
29:32As much as I wanted to blame it all on that beating I took last year, the ugly truth was
29:37that I had a bad back, and a shrinking bladder, and being middle-aged sucked.
29:43All right.
29:57Sorry.
30:10I'm sorry.
30:11I'm missed.
30:12I'm fine.
30:12Or because I needed a little too.
30:24The new place is beautiful.
30:26Congratulations.
30:28Thank you.
30:34A deluxe apartment in the sky.
30:40I'm sorry?
30:42Uh, it's the Jeffersons?
30:47You remember?
30:48It was a television show from when it was...
30:50You know, never mind.
30:54Grace is worried about you.
30:56Well, there's nothing to worry about, so...
30:58We wouldn't be here if that were true.
31:01Well, anyone can have a bad year.
31:03Your business model is flawed.
31:05Your risk is not properly managed.
31:08You depend too much on too few clients.
31:10One of them has a bad year, and it hits your bottom line too hard.
31:14Respectfully, um, the art of wealth management is choosing clients, like stocks.
31:21You know, you make educated decisions based on a wide array of data points.
31:24For instance, Nick Brandis, one of my largest clients, he just signed a major broadcasting deal.
31:29And what happens if he leaves you or gets hit by a truck?
31:33Mr. Park, um, Mr. Park.
31:34You rely too much on other people making their money instead of you making your money yourself.
31:38I make my money by providing a valuable and exclusive service.
31:45I have relationships across every financial sector.
31:49You don't work hard enough for what you have.
31:52Says the man who inherited his business from his father.
31:59And I have no sons to do the same.
32:02I thought it may be Grace.
32:03She doesn't want it.
32:04She wants it for you.
32:09So, uh, you're, uh, you're offering me a job?
32:14Hmm.
32:17You don't even like me.
32:21That's true.
32:26Okay, Ben, I'll think about it.
32:34How's that back?
32:35Just getting there, thank you.
32:38I'm gonna send you to my man, Chemo.
32:40He did physio for me after my knee surgery.
32:42Dude's got magic hands.
32:44Well, I just got a Toradol shot, so that's doing the majority of heavy lifting right now.
32:49Yeah, that works, too.
32:51I had a bulging disc a few years ago.
32:53You guys remember that?
32:55Oh, man, I went down the whole rabbit hole on that one.
32:59Acupuncture or stem cell therapy, you name it.
33:03I thought my golfing days were over.
33:05When we weren't talking about finance or sports, or the finance of sports, we devoted a lot
33:11of time to our growing laundry list of injuries.
33:13We were men of a certain age, all former jocks in some capacity, confronting the inevitable
33:18decline of our bodies through a combination of concierge doctors, cutting-edge pharmaceuticals,
33:23trainers, and talking it all to death.
33:25It was just another club we all belonged to.
33:28Hey, you guys came to butter this party up at the, uh, State on Bisbee?
33:32Yeah.
33:33Yeah.
33:33Yeah.
33:34Who is this guy?
33:35Owen Ash.
33:37Hmm.
33:38Apparently, you made a fortune on shipping.
33:41Paid asking on the house.
33:4220 million.
33:43All cash.
33:45Jesus.
33:47Here comes the neighborhood.
33:49He's throwing himself a welcome-to-town party.
33:51Sounds like a douche.
33:53I don't know.
33:54It's like The Great Gatsby or something.
33:57Could be fun.
33:58You know how that book ended, right?
34:02Well, I heard it was, uh, Sam Levitt who made the sale.
34:06Oh, yeah?
34:07Mm-hmm.
34:07Good for her.
34:09Good for her?
34:11She desecrated the corpse of her husband and framed you for murder.
34:15Did she?
34:15Who can remember?
34:17Well, she knew what she was doing when she sold Bisbee.
34:19She probably split, what, a million dollars in commission with a listing agent?
34:26Gosh.
34:27She tries to send Coop away for life, and now she's making six figures.
34:30That's America for you.
34:32Yeah.
34:33I thought your guy was trying to make it great again.
34:35Oh!
34:38Hey, no politics at the club.
34:41What's that rule now?
34:48We are witnessing a spectacular performance by the league's heir apparent, dare I say, LeBron and Steph who?
34:56Calm down, Greeny.
34:58Please, calm down.
34:59Come on, man.
35:00Let's see him do what the King's been doing consistently for 20-plus years.
35:03No, I've never seen him do a stombor shuffle.
35:05Okay, then how about play defense like my guy, Kawhi?
35:09Oh, that's your guy now.
35:10Yeah, that's my guy.
35:11We're both Spurs legends.
35:12So do you watch sports?
35:14That's Nick's second week on air.
35:16I'm just checking in.
35:19No, you're not.
35:22No, I'm not.
35:46No, you're not.
35:57Um, something wrong?
36:00Nothing.
36:01I'll keep going what you're doing.
36:03Um, there's nothing really going on down there.
36:13Oh, Jesus.
36:16Okay, uh, it's okay, Barney.
36:23Hey, hey, what is it?
36:24Talk to me.
36:26Do you need me to do something different?
36:28Yes.
36:29Actually, I want you to not set up meetings with your father, okay?
36:32Keep seeing his smug, condescending face.
36:35It makes it really hard to have sex with his daughter.
36:37I was just trying to help.
36:39And since you asked, less pressure on the balls, okay?
36:42A little goes a long way down there.
36:46God damn it.
36:48I remember, I remember, don't worry, worry.
36:54How could I ever forget it was the first time, the last time that we ever met?
37:10Oh, and I know the reason or why you kept this silence up, up, up.
37:19No, you don't fool me.
37:22Cause the hurt doesn't show
37:25But the pain still grows
37:28It's no stranger to you and me
37:32I'd been feeling a little bit off
37:34But then when he tried to, you know
37:38Yeah?
37:39Get in there
37:40That's what I knew
37:41Oh
37:42Menopause
37:43Yeah
37:45Oh
37:47Hmm
37:51Keep this in your purse
37:55Especially if you're gonna keep hooking up with random guys in cars
37:57I don't understand, you just carry anywhere with you?
38:00Um, yeah
38:01You gotta be prepared
38:03And on my meds, it's just
38:04It makes it, like, drier than Death Valley down there
38:08Um, as much as I'd like to hear more about that
38:11I texted you
38:12Because one of the music teachers from Mayfield got a touring gig
38:16And is leaving for the rest of the semester
38:18And they need a replacement
38:21Oh, I'm not a teacher
38:23Yeah, you're a professional musician, which is even better
38:26I don't know
38:27No
38:28Because on my best day, it's like
38:31You wouldn't necessarily call me Mayfield Material
38:34And that is not a bad thing
38:36Because, ew
38:37You said you wanted more independence
38:39Speaking as a therapist
38:41An unemployed therapist
38:42By choice
38:43Really?
38:44I'm actually writing a book
38:46Oh
38:46What's it about?
38:48No, don't try to do that
38:49Yeah, we're talking about you and independence
38:51Which requires confidence
38:53And confidence comes from activation
38:56Mm
38:58You've been doing so great
38:59You're staying on your meds
39:00You're, you're regulated
39:02You're showing up to work
39:05Don't you think you're ready for a new challenge?
39:07Besides, you're never gonna get your own place
39:09Based on what they pay you here
39:11Well, I thought I would just marry rich
39:13You know, like everyone else does
39:15Yeah, that's a much better idea
39:21Just do me a favor and don't mention the perimenopause thing to Coop
39:24It's nothing to be ashamed of
39:26Oh, I know
39:28I just feel like
39:31I'm getting older and he's just
39:36Getting better and better looking
39:52Hey Barney
39:52It's Coop
39:53Again
39:55Thought maybe I'd run into you at the club
39:57No dice
39:58We call
39:58We should probably talk
40:01Yes, that sounds great
40:03Yeah
40:03And I just want to make sure you're aware
40:05That I have no formal teaching experience
40:08There you have
40:09Oh, that's nice
40:12Yeah, I play there four nights a week
40:15Yeah, great
40:17Yeah, I will be there
40:20Okay, bye
40:24What was all that about?
40:26That was about me being a music teacher
40:29Guitar license?
40:30No
40:31They're looking for an interim teacher at Mayfield
40:33Till the end of the year
40:35Mayfield? You've never taught before
40:36That's what I said
40:37But Mel already went to the head of school
40:39And apparently she's seen me perform at the tap
40:42So
40:43I got an interview
40:46Wow, that's great
40:48You look nice
40:49Where are you going?
40:49Got a hot date?
40:50No
40:51Party
40:52Oh, anyone I know?
40:54No, in fact, no one I know
40:55Do you want to come?
40:56Can I wear this?
40:57No
40:58Then no
40:59Are you sure?
41:00Yes, hard pass
41:02One of us is going to regret it
41:03Well, probably you
41:04No, it's probably going to be you
41:05Well, no, it's going to be you
41:07We'll see you, bye
41:08Bye
41:10It's going to be you
41:11I'm going to be you
41:38I'm going to be you
41:40I'm going to be you
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44:57Hey, welcome.
45:02Nick, sorry.
45:04Oh, hi.
45:05Don't worry, I'm leaving.
45:10I wasn't worried.
45:11Imagine my relief.
45:28You haven't said anything about the meeting with my father.
45:31The man just cannot hide his disappointment.
45:35In you?
45:37In you, marrying me.
45:40Oh, no.
45:41It's just his face.
45:45Did he get into any specifics?
45:48Why are you pushing this so hard?
45:51Reason, no reason.
45:54But also, in completely unrelated news, I'm pregnant.
46:03You...
46:07Are you sure that...
46:11And it's mine, right?
46:14So...
46:18Does it, uh...
46:20Does it feel like a boy?
46:23What's the point?
46:25All right, get the fuck away from this bitch.
46:27I can't, I can't.
46:29I can't.
46:46Can I borrow her for a second?
46:48Uh-oh.
46:49Sorry.
46:49Uh-oh.
46:49Yeah, just quick.
46:52Quick, uh, question.
46:54Um, why didn't you tell me about this teaching thing at Mayfield?
47:00You're not a musician.
47:02Allie is not good with that kind of schedule.
47:04How do you know?
47:06She's been doing great, hasn't she?
47:07Yes, and I would like her to keep doing great.
47:10She's not a child, Coop.
47:12She's a 40-year-old woman who'd like to do something with her life.
47:16She's gonna screw this up.
47:17Maybe.
47:18And maybe you have to let her.
47:21You should come to me first.
47:23Stop trying to parent her.
47:26Just be her brother.
47:27Thank you for that completely unsolicited piece of advice.
47:32Jesus.
47:33Okay.
47:34Wow.
47:35Oh, she seemed delightful.
47:37To everyone else but me.
47:39Owen Ashe, I presume.
47:41Oh, Ashe, please.
47:42Wow.
47:42Uh, nice to meet you.
47:44Andrew Cooper.
47:44Coop.
47:45Coop?
47:45Ah, your reputation precedes you.
47:48Wow.
47:49Well, I suppose that's my cross to bear.
47:51Cross to bear?
47:52Oh, hey, take it from me.
47:53It's those experiences, the ones that challenge you and threaten you and humiliate you, that
47:58ultimately make your life worth living.
48:00Otherwise, we don't medicate ourselves into bored oblivion until there's no reason to get
48:03our catatonic asses out of bed anymore.
48:06Hey, you were arrested for murder.
48:07I mean, how many people can claim that?
48:09Most murderers.
48:10Right.
48:11So, is there a Mrs. Ashe I should be saying thank you to?
48:15Uh, no.
48:16Ah.
48:17Divorced.
48:19Widowed.
48:20Jesus.
48:20I'm so sorry.
48:21Oh, God.
48:22Thank you.
48:22Thank you.
48:22It's been eight years and I miss her every day.
48:25I'll tell you something.
48:26That woman, she taught me how to live.
48:30Huh.
48:30Well, what is it you do for a living?
48:33I'm an import-export freight consolidation.
48:36What about you?
48:37I assume you're in some kind of finance.
48:38Yeah, I run a small family office.
48:41That's suitably big.
48:43Kind of like import-export.
48:46Hey, you're empty.
48:47We can't have that.
48:48Can we get two whiskeys here, please?
48:50Good stuff.
48:50Thank you.
48:51Thank you, thank you.
49:03I've seen that look.
49:04You have?
49:04Oh, yeah.
49:05You got one.
49:06Oh, yeah.
49:06I got one else.
49:06Yeah, it's a tough one.
49:07At least it gets worse.
49:09That's something to look forward to.
49:15I'm going to let you geek out for a second.
49:16I used to love watching you play.
49:18Your form.
49:19Listen, every line, every movement, your shot was a fucking thing to you.
49:23Oh, thanks, man.
49:24It was.
49:24I appreciate it.
49:25And I joined your gym, by the way.
49:26You got a great thing going on there.
49:28I love the vibe.
49:28It's a great package.
49:29Are you opening more?
49:30And we just closed on the financing for two new locations.
49:33Two new locations?
49:35We've got to be thinking bigger than that.
49:37Look, if you don't mind me saying you're having a moment right now.
49:40You're a beloved athlete.
49:41You're on television.
49:42I saw the new segment.
49:43Off-branded.
49:44It's fucking great.
49:45You're going to blow up.
49:45As for the gym, I mean, fuck the banks.
49:48You don't have to deal with those shitty covenants.
49:50I would invest in you.
49:51In your brand.
49:52We could be opening 40 strong-ass gyms by next year.
49:55Get you up to $250 the year after that.
49:57Shit.
49:58What, am I going too fast?
49:59A little bit, yes.
50:00Oh, okay, okay.
50:01I get a little carried away.
50:02I get excited.
50:03You're going to have to stop.
50:04I'm here for it, though.
50:04I like to.
50:05Listen, listen, listen.
50:06I know how to do this.
50:07I have the resources.
50:08If you want to go national, just give me a call.
50:11I'd love to get involved.
50:12Hey, man, I'm always open to a new business opportunity.
50:14Oh, I know it.
50:15Go check out my bathrooms.
50:16I got 15 toilets in this place, and they're all your luxuries.
50:19These?
50:20Every one of them.
50:21Hey, man, after my own heart.
50:23And that's great timing, actually, because nature's calling.
50:26Oh, oh, oh.
50:27Some more strong-ass gyms?
50:28Some more.
50:29Many more.
50:29More than two.
50:30Come on.
50:30Come on.
50:31Go big.
50:32I'm going big.
50:34We haven't officially met.
50:36Hey.
50:36Barney Choi.
50:37I manage Nick's money, as well as a handful of other high-net-worth people out here.
50:42Happy to help with anything you might need.
50:44Hey, great.
50:45Well, it's one-stop shopping around here.
50:47I love it.
50:47Barney, is it?
50:48Well, give me a little time to get my bearings, and you and I should have
50:51dinner.
50:52I've been looking for some new opportunities.
50:53I'm your man.
50:54Right.
51:02Vielen Dank.
51:40Vielen Dank.
51:56Vielen Dank.
52:30Vielen Dank.
52:30Vielen Dank.
52:30Vielen Dank.
52:31Vielen Dank.
52:31Vielen Dank.
53:01You get me another drink.
53:03Oh, I'm not getting involved.
53:05All right.
53:05I will get it myself.
53:07Diane, come on.
53:08Okay.
53:08Let's get you home.
53:09No, no, no, no.
53:11No.
53:11No.
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53:42Po!
53:49Everybody in!
54:05What is going on?
54:09I thought we were fighting.
54:12We're not fighting.
54:18But if we were fighting, you would lose.
54:22No!
54:24Jeff!
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56:40...happily wasted on a stranger's top shelf booze,
56:43...watching our friends and neighbors party like they were living in an F. Scott Fitzgerald fever dream.
56:47For the first time in a while, the future seemed, well, promising.
56:52And maybe it was the painkillers mixing with the booze, or maybe it was sheer stupidity.
56:57But in that moment, I was just drunk enough to believe it.
57:01I'm one child.
57:04You might get what you're after.
57:06Cool, baby.
57:08Strange banana stranger.
57:12I'm an orphan and we got burning down the house.
57:20Hold tight.
57:22Went till the party's over.
57:25Hold tight.
57:27With this nasty weather, there has got to be a way.
57:34Turning down the house.
57:39There's no peace if that's your plan.
57:41I'm a jumping for the more.
57:44Reputation is here.
57:47I don't know why you expect heaven into the sea.
57:53Light and fire with fire.
57:56Wow.
57:57Thank you.
58:01Yeah.
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