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00:00:00Previously on Overcompensating
00:00:01Are you and your brother close?
00:00:03We were, yeah.
00:00:04Um, but he's not here anymore.
00:00:08It's not my fault that I don't have other friends.
00:00:10Mimi doesn't count.
00:00:11Why did you even want to hang out?
00:00:12You were so fun to be around.
00:00:13And this is the highlight of my college experience.
00:00:16What about that freshman you showed me, you know, fucker?
00:00:23Hi.
00:00:24Hi.
00:00:28I was busy thinking about boys, boys.
00:00:33Hi.
00:00:35Hi.
00:00:36Watching The Godfather.
00:00:38Yeah.
00:00:39I fucking love it.
00:00:40I've never actually seen it.
00:00:42Me neither.
00:00:44Really?
00:00:45I can't recommend it less.
00:00:46Okay, so what's your actual favourite film?
00:00:48Jennifer's Body.
00:00:49No, stop, I love that movie.
00:00:52You're fucking with me.
00:00:52I go both ways.
00:00:56It's the best line in the movie, remember?
00:00:58Yeah.
00:00:59Oh my god, yeah.
00:01:00She would kill anybody.
00:01:00Megan Fox, so good.
00:01:01So good.
00:01:02Yeah.
00:01:03Oh, uh, you dropped this outside a rock bar.
00:01:05Oh.
00:01:05My ID.
00:01:06Yeah.
00:01:08We should chill.
00:01:09Yeah.
00:01:09Yeah.
00:01:11Definitely.
00:01:13Sometime.
00:01:14At some point.
00:01:16Cool.
00:01:18We should fucking chill.
00:01:20For sure.
00:01:20Night, Benny.
00:01:23Night.
00:01:24Night.
00:01:24I was busy thinking about boys, boys, boys.
00:01:30I was busy dreaming about boys, boys, boys.
00:01:37I was busy thinking about boys.
00:01:37Hey, wanna hang?
00:01:39Okay.
00:01:40I was busy thinking about boys, boys.
00:01:43I was busy thinking about boys, boys.
00:01:45I was busy thinking about boys, boys.
00:01:46I was busy thinking about boys, boys.
00:01:47I was busy thinking about boys, boys.
00:01:47I was busy thinking about boys, boys.
00:01:47I was busy thinking about boys, boys.
00:01:47I was busy thinking about boys, boys.
00:01:48I was busy thinking about boys, boys.
00:01:49I was busy thinking about boys, boys.
00:01:53I was busy thinking about boys, boys.
00:01:56I was busy thinking about boys, boys.
00:01:58I was busy thinking about boys, boys.
00:02:00I was busy thinking about boys, boys.
00:02:03I was busy thinking about boys, boys.
00:02:11You got mail, Benny?
00:02:13Oh, my God.
00:02:15Thanks, Dre.
00:02:17Awesome.
00:02:25Benny Scanlon, you have been tapped to join the Flesh and Gold Society.
00:02:30We are watching.
00:02:46Oh, my God.
00:02:57Michael, I can't believe it's been a year since you've been gone.
00:03:00Where'd you go?
00:03:01I miss you so.
00:03:03Michael, I know you'd be proud of the man I've become since you left us.
00:03:08Rest easy, stud.
00:03:12Michael.
00:03:13Big brother.
00:03:18Michael.
00:03:19You are dead.
00:03:28Hey.
00:03:29Hi.
00:03:29I'm so glad you're here.
00:03:31What's going on?
00:03:32Anything exciting happen today?
00:03:34Um, no.
00:03:35Nothing exciting.
00:03:36Didn't get anything?
00:03:37No.
00:03:38So nothing, nothing happening today?
00:03:40No surprises or?
00:03:41No.
00:03:42Nothing out of the ordinary?
00:03:44Just, okay?
00:03:46No.
00:03:47Mikey, man.
00:03:48I stopped gambling online.
00:03:50John 16, 22.
00:03:53Um, no.
00:03:54Nothing exciting.
00:03:54Oh.
00:03:55Okay.
00:03:55Um, I was going to go to the dining hall before the tailgate, if you want to join.
00:04:01I'm not really hungry.
00:04:02It's Chicken Tender Saturday.
00:04:04We've never missed one.
00:04:05And is that good or so sad?
00:04:07Both.
00:04:07Um, we should go.
00:04:09Continue the streak.
00:04:11I can't.
00:04:12Um, I just have a lot of stuff.
00:04:14Hang later.
00:04:16Yeah.
00:04:18Yeah.
00:04:23Enjoy.
00:04:25Hey.
00:04:27What, no karma today?
00:04:28Um, no, not today.
00:04:30Oh, you tell her to watch it.
00:04:31I've been known to break up a power couple or two.
00:04:37Ciao.
00:04:38Thanks.
00:04:42Uh-oh.
00:04:43No girlfriend today?
00:04:44Oh, not today.
00:04:49Fuck them all.
00:05:05Is he eating alone?
00:05:10Wait, that's so embarrassing.
00:05:13Did she dump him?
00:05:15I hear he couldn't get heart?
00:05:17He's like a girl.
00:05:18I never noticed until just now.
00:05:20No common.
00:05:21Maybe I've got you all wrong.
00:05:23Fuck them all.
00:05:24Now that he's alone, doesn't he look kind of gay?
00:05:27Anyway.
00:05:28Miles, um, hey.
00:05:30Uh, do you mind if I sit down?
00:05:31Uh, cool.
00:05:32Yeah.
00:05:33Yeah.
00:05:40You got a letter.
00:05:41Oh, shit.
00:05:42You got one.
00:05:44I just thought that they asked me because my stepbrother was in it.
00:05:46So it's like a legacy thing.
00:05:48Oh.
00:05:48Was your sister in it?
00:05:49No, I feel like she would have made sure I knew who she was.
00:05:51Actually, the ID that you had?
00:05:53That guy's like one of the heads of it.
00:05:54Peter.
00:05:55Yeah, him.
00:05:56Did Carmen get one?
00:05:58No.
00:05:59No.
00:05:59She didn't.
00:06:01Guess you're just kind of stuck with me then.
00:06:06Get around, Queen.
00:06:09I have to go, but, um, yeah.
00:06:12Okay.
00:06:12Are you going to be at the black and yellow tailgate?
00:06:14Yeah.
00:06:15Oh, my.
00:06:15Yeah, yeah.
00:06:16I'll see you there.
00:06:17See ya.
00:06:18Ready?
00:06:21Imagine eating alone.
00:06:22So embarrassing.
00:06:34Oh, shit.
00:06:35There he is.
00:06:36You like the little prezzy you got under your door this morning?
00:06:39Yeah.
00:06:40I'm so excited.
00:06:41You are so lucky you're my brother.
00:06:43Oh, you're in it, too.
00:06:43She isn't.
00:06:45But she is with the future keeper, so.
00:06:48The future what?
00:06:49Keeper.
00:06:50It's like president, the flesh and gold.
00:06:52Former keeper's coming to town for the black and yellow tailgate.
00:06:54We tap freshman to join.
00:06:56And then a new keeper shows in a run rush.
00:06:58That's me.
00:06:58After today, baby.
00:07:00Well, if you're the new keeper, then can you just let me join?
00:07:03Babe, don't make me the bad guy.
00:07:05You know we can only join freshman year.
00:07:07And back then, you were still hanging with Mimi and the radio freaks, weren't ya?
00:07:13Not anymore.
00:07:15Finish your paper.
00:07:16That's my girl.
00:07:18Hmm.
00:07:19Hmm.
00:07:20Okay.
00:07:20Uh, would it be possible to get Carmen a letter?
00:07:24Oh, so you already got a letter you didn't earn, and now you want a plus one?
00:07:28Yeah.
00:07:28We already chose the standout freshman on campus, so the tailgate's kind of a last chance to impress FNG and
00:07:34get a letter.
00:07:34Great.
00:07:34So if someone stands out at the tailgate, they get a letter.
00:07:37Yeah, that's what I just said.
00:07:38That's what he just said.
00:07:39Okay.
00:07:40But it's late in the game, so your girl, she's really gonna have to fucking tear.
00:07:45Cool.
00:07:46Thanks, Pete.
00:07:47Hey.
00:07:48Where's my hug?
00:07:50Oh, um.
00:07:52Come on.
00:07:52Yeah, Pete.
00:07:53Oh, oh, yeah.
00:07:55Big day.
00:07:56Big day.
00:08:00Big day.
00:08:18Oh, he's cute.
00:08:20That's my brother.
00:08:22Sucks that he's dead.
00:08:23Boo.
00:08:23I don't, he shouldn't be dead.
00:08:25Yeah.
00:08:26Those posts are doing really well, though.
00:08:27Should I post one?
00:08:28Do you want me to as a friend?
00:08:29Because I will.
00:08:29I didn't know him.
00:08:30I like your outfits.
00:08:33I really want to get photographed today by Ken at Campus Couture.
00:08:35By who?
00:08:36Campus Couture.
00:08:37Did you grow up under a rock?
00:08:38Like, I literally cracked me up.
00:08:39Okay, Campus Couture.
00:08:40So today at the tailgate, there's gonna be a photographer for the school paper snapping
00:08:43pics of all the best outfits.
00:08:44And, like, I have to be owner.
00:08:45I'm gonna kill myself.
00:08:46No.
00:08:46Not like your brother.
00:08:47You're not gonna lose anyone else.
00:08:48No, he didn't.
00:08:50Why?
00:08:51It's, like, an honor.
00:08:53Also, like, I don't know.
00:08:53When I was in high school, my fucking mom was transferred to so many bases.
00:08:56I moved four times.
00:08:57So I didn't get the chance to win, like, best dress.
00:08:59Which, like, it's not a big deal at all, obviously.
00:09:01Like, I don't care about high school awards.
00:09:02But, like, the girl who did win, Jessica, she didn't move once, K through 12.
00:09:04She has 12 years to create a fashion journey.
00:09:06And I was supposed to, like, catch up in a semester and a half.
00:09:08Like, it's Mission Impossible.
00:09:09She was, like, coming with a cute outfit on.
00:09:10I'd be like, cute dress, Jessica.
00:09:12And then she'd turn around, turtle backpack.
00:09:13Hey, girl.
00:09:14What story are you trying to tell?
00:09:16Anyways, I'm just very excited for, like, a fresh start.
00:09:17So, like, I can make the impact I need to.
00:09:19Make impact.
00:09:20Yeah.
00:09:21Yeah, okay.
00:09:21Also, if you're photographing for Candace Kiff's couture, oftentimes you're shortlisted for the fall fashion editorial.
00:09:27Well, I think whichever one of these you pick.
00:09:29Bitch, I'm going to wear all these today.
00:09:31I think I should start with the red one, but then also I want to show stop later.
00:09:34I think right when people are wasted, I want to really, like, wake them up, you know?
00:09:37Hey, okay.
00:09:38Tailgate.
00:09:38We leaving in five.
00:09:39We ready to go?
00:09:40I actually needed you for something.
00:09:42Absolutely.
00:09:43After the tailgate.
00:09:44I don't know if I'm up for that today.
00:09:45We have to go!
00:09:46Oh, um, can I just wear this?
00:09:50I think she's joking.
00:09:52Oh, okay.
00:09:54Are you still mad that I can't get you into flesh and gold?
00:09:56Yeah, it's fine.
00:09:57I get it.
00:09:58Good.
00:09:59Because you are the future keeper's girlfriend, so it's kind of like you're in it.
00:10:04Totally.
00:10:05And aren't you so happy you don't have to hang out with the memes of the world anymore?
00:10:10Oops.
00:10:11Sorry.
00:10:11You should be careful.
00:10:12Yeah.
00:10:13All right, I'm going to go hang out with the F&G alum, and then I'll see you at the
00:10:18tailgate?
00:10:18Yeah, perfect.
00:10:19Awesome.
00:10:26Sorry, girl.
00:10:27Just saw this.
00:10:28Meet at tailgate?
00:10:30OMG, a text back.
00:10:31LOL, JK.
00:10:33Ha ha.
00:10:35Tailgate, yeah.
00:10:36It's my last black and yellow day, so I kind of want it just to be, like, best day of
00:10:41my life, you know what I mean?
00:10:42I want that, too.
00:10:43Great.
00:10:44See you there.
00:10:45Awesome.
00:10:45Thanks for understanding, babe.
00:10:47Of course.
00:10:48Cool.
00:10:48So, uh, what are you going to get up to?
00:10:51I'm just going to go get a blowout, and then I'll meet you there.
00:10:53Cool.
00:10:54I don't know what that is.
00:10:55Ah, bah, bah, bah, bah.
00:10:57Mwah.
00:10:58See you, babe.
00:10:59Bye.
00:11:01Bye.
00:11:03Everything I do, I do it big.
00:11:05Yeah.
00:11:06My screaming, that's nothing.
00:11:08When I pull off the line, that's stunning.
00:11:11Whipping my town.
00:11:12When you see me, you know everything.
00:11:14Black and yellow, black and yellow, black and yellow, black and yellow.
00:11:23Black stripe, yellow paint, them niggas scared of it, but them hoes ain't.
00:11:28Soon as I hit the club, look at them hoes face.
00:11:31Hit the pedal once, make the floor shake.
00:11:34Sway inside, my engine roaring.
00:11:37It's the big boy, you know what I paid for it.
00:11:39Yo, Benny!
00:11:40Hey!
00:11:41Oh, what's good, man?
00:11:41Oh, my God.
00:11:42Hey.
00:11:43Guys.
00:11:44Isn't this fucking paradise?
00:11:47Radical.
00:11:47I'm about to magical.
00:11:49See me at your pro campus.
00:11:50I need for the Adora.
00:11:51Yeah, paradise.
00:11:53Yo.
00:11:54Hot brownies, motherfucker.
00:11:58Take, take, take.
00:12:00Benny?
00:12:01I'm good, fucker.
00:12:03Sure.
00:12:04I'm already twacked, so I'm like, I'm spinning out.
00:12:08What?
00:12:09What the fuck?
00:12:10Yo, that's your third brownie.
00:12:11Yo, this guy's fucking crazy, bro.
00:12:14My brother and his friends, they may make them pop brownies all the time.
00:12:17I have, like, crazy tolerance.
00:12:18Yo, what the fuck?
00:12:20Yo, isn't she fucking crazy?
00:12:21What?
00:12:23To the face.
00:12:26Yeah.
00:12:28All right, well, um, we'll definitely catch you guys later, but I'll have one.
00:12:33Yeah.
00:12:34Later.
00:12:35How would you two it be?
00:12:36Yo, it'd be my honor to break your edible cherry, man.
00:12:39No homo, though.
00:12:40No homo taken.
00:12:41Take care, guys.
00:12:44No homo taken.
00:12:45What is going on?
00:12:45You're not fucked up.
00:12:46I've never had an edible before.
00:12:48You've never had an edible?
00:12:49These two drug test athletes.
00:12:50Oh?
00:12:51I don't know.
00:12:52I feel like I'd say something stupid.
00:12:54Like what?
00:12:58I'm a homosexual.
00:13:00I don't know.
00:13:01And my dad was super strict.
00:13:02He wanted to cry.
00:13:03So, let's go.
00:13:04So, we signed like Gucci, Gucci, Louis, Louis, Pendi, Pendi, Pada.
00:13:08Them basic bitches wear that shit, so I don't even bother.
00:13:11No way!
00:13:12No way!
00:13:13Oh, shit!
00:13:14No!
00:13:15Oh, shit!
00:13:16Oh, shit!
00:13:17Oh, shit!
00:13:18You didn't take a shit!
00:13:19Yeah!
00:13:21Oh!
00:13:21Oh, fuck!
00:13:22Pendi, what's up, baby?
00:13:23Oh, shit!
00:13:24I don't even know what you're doing.
00:13:25Oh!
00:13:25Okay, did he fuck this tailgate nasty style?
00:13:28Oh, shit!
00:13:31Oh, shit!
00:13:33Charlene!
00:13:33The legend returning!
00:13:37Fucking first ballot Hall of Famer!
00:13:39Pete!
00:13:40Just the man.
00:13:41Fuck yeah, man!
00:13:43I need a drink.
00:13:43Oh, shit!
00:13:44I got you right here, right here.
00:13:45Right here, player.
00:13:46Right here.
00:13:47Dude, it's been a fucking minute.
00:13:48How you doing, man?
00:13:49Yo, how's the city?
00:13:51Fucking tits, bro.
00:13:52Oh.
00:13:52Man, I'm just thinking what we're going to do for SantaCon this year.
00:13:54Yeah.
00:13:56You got some time.
00:13:57No.
00:13:58No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:13:59It sneaks up on you.
00:14:00Listen, I fucking promise to be one thing right now.
00:14:02On your fucking life.
00:14:03Do not waste this year.
00:14:04Because this is fucking paradise.
00:14:10Hey, so, um, I was going to ask you, how's, uh, how's it looking at Hawksworth Financial?
00:14:15Ah, fucking great.
00:14:16We're crushing it.
00:14:17Although, I've been meaning to tell you this.
00:14:19It's not looking so good on your end.
00:14:21What do you mean?
00:14:23Well, I, you don't really have the grades or the family in the building.
00:14:27I know you, right?
00:14:28And this is family?
00:14:29Fuck yeah.
00:14:30This is family?
00:14:31Fuck yeah.
00:14:32Here.
00:14:32But there.
00:14:33I mean, we're talking like real family.
00:14:34Like islands.
00:14:35Big farm of lawsuits kind of shit.
00:14:37You get it.
00:14:38Yeah.
00:14:39Yeah.
00:14:39I, uh, sure.
00:14:41Yeah.
00:14:42But I'm still a keeper, right?
00:14:44Keeper?
00:14:45For you?
00:14:46Keepers are like, they come from something and they go on to something, right?
00:14:49Best of the best, creme de la creme.
00:14:50You're a mid-level analyst at Hawksworth Financial at the fucking president, Charlie.
00:14:54You're a college senior from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania with no prospects and you can't even grow a full fucking beer.
00:15:00I guess no matter how much you try to pretend to be something that we are not, does not mean
00:15:03we are that thing, right?
00:15:07I'm sorry.
00:15:09Oh, I'm a little coked out.
00:15:11All right, let's take.
00:15:12Take that.
00:15:13Erase it.
00:15:13Woo!
00:15:14Remember this.
00:15:15Ready?
00:15:16Ready?
00:15:17Enjoy the day.
00:15:26Baby.
00:15:27Grace face.
00:15:30Love the new piercing.
00:15:32Got it my last day abroad.
00:15:33But it felt so good to be in a totally foreign place.
00:15:36You would have loved Montreal.
00:15:37And, oh my God, huge fly-hard culture.
00:15:40You're still into Twilight, right?
00:15:42It's been a while.
00:15:43For sure.
00:15:44Oh, and the music scene out there is so good.
00:15:47I found so many new artists for the show.
00:15:48And there's so many female producers out there.
00:15:51It's kind of a revolution.
00:15:53It's feral, Grace.
00:15:55Oh.
00:15:56Do you want to come back and do the radio show sometime?
00:15:59I can't.
00:16:01Just really, you know, busy and stuff.
00:16:03So I don't think I would have time.
00:16:05Peter C goes a full-time job.
00:16:07Hope the benefits are good.
00:16:10Well, I have the 2 to 4 a.m. spot every other Tuesday.
00:16:13You're up.
00:16:14There's always a seat with your name on it.
00:16:17But can we get fries?
00:16:18I haven't had them without poutine in like seven months.
00:16:20Okay.
00:16:22What?
00:16:22Oh, Haley Marie Matthews.
00:16:24Also known as, hmm.
00:16:27Zara, green collection.
00:16:29How much longer do you want to stay?
00:16:36Hey, broskies.
00:16:37What's up, you guys?
00:16:38Um, hey.
00:16:39We were just about to play King's Cup.
00:16:41Are you guys down?
00:16:42Yes.
00:16:43Oh, my God.
00:16:43So down.
00:16:44That game is sick.
00:16:44Why drink when you can drink competitively?
00:16:47Carmen always says that.
00:16:48I do?
00:16:49Yeah.
00:16:50That's Carmen.
00:16:51So you obviously know the rules then?
00:16:52Obviously.
00:16:54But maybe just a refresher for everybody.
00:16:56Yeah.
00:16:57The goal is to just drink.
00:16:58So if you pull an ace, it's a waterfall.
00:17:00You start drinking at the same time as the person to your left.
00:17:04Two is you.
00:17:05So you don't drink, but you give two drinks to like another person.
00:17:08Three is me.
00:17:10So I would drink.
00:17:11Four is four horse.
00:17:12So every fourth person takes...
00:17:14So six is dicks.
00:17:15Seven is heaven.
00:17:16So you point to the sky.
00:17:17Eight is mate.
00:17:18This one also is kind of like...
00:17:19So there's five kings if you play with the Joker.
00:17:22So the Joker kind of acts as like...
00:17:28Hey, King.
00:17:29Piss I never got to meet you IRL.
00:17:31Have fun up there.
00:17:33But then whoever starts has to start with Vroom.
00:17:36I'm so sorry.
00:17:36I wasn't listening.
00:17:38Can you explain the game again?
00:17:40So disrespectful.
00:17:44What are you doing?
00:17:46What am I doing?
00:17:46What are you doing?
00:17:47You let that guy monologue at my human face for like ten minutes.
00:17:50You're acting insane.
00:17:51I got a letter from the secret club on campus.
00:17:53Okay?
00:17:54And I really want you to get one too so we can keep hanging out all the time.
00:17:56And I wasn't trying to freak you out today.
00:17:58But this tailgate is the last chance for them to notice you.
00:18:01And they have to notice you.
00:18:02Because...
00:18:04I don't think I can do this without you.
00:18:06Okay?
00:18:08I need you, Carmen.
00:18:10So bad.
00:18:14Let's do this.
00:18:16Okay.
00:18:17Well, we can't do that.
00:18:18That was like World of Warcraft.
00:18:19Horrible.
00:18:20Horrible.
00:18:21Um, can you do that?
00:18:25You know my brother was second best in Jersey to have her 40 hands?
00:18:27Who's the first?
00:18:32Let's fucking go.
00:18:37Oh, no.
00:18:39I know that's not Mimi.
00:18:41Whoa, nice, boring.
00:18:44So cute.
00:18:45Aw, thanks, Pete.
00:18:46Because my septum piercing is really meant to stimulate the male gaze.
00:18:49Baby, why are you so drunk?
00:18:50Why the fuck is he still hanging out with her?
00:18:52I thought we talked about this.
00:18:53No, no skin going anywhere.
00:18:56You don't have to babysit him.
00:18:58Mimi, she's not a dyke.
00:18:59Don't bother.
00:19:03Sorry.
00:19:08You should probably go help him.
00:19:11I miss you, Grace.
00:19:14Hope don't you miss you.
00:19:19Well, poutine's ruined American price for me.
00:19:22Maybe you can't go back home.
00:19:26Hey, girly.
00:19:27Quick shot for candy, campus couture.
00:19:31Not too candid.
00:19:32Slay.
00:19:33Are you fucking ready for the legendary fucking Edward 40 hands?
00:19:40One, two, three, three!
00:20:06You say that to Michael, yes!
00:20:09Oh!
00:20:21Michael?
00:20:22Garmin!
00:20:23Garmin!
00:20:24Garmin!
00:20:26Garmin!
00:20:26Oh, wow.
00:20:27Oh, got you, okay?
00:20:29It's okay.
00:20:31It's not, it's not okay.
00:20:35Oxford said no.
00:20:36What do you mean?
00:20:40oxford financials i fucking know from fucking pittsburgh with no prospects you're gonna leave
00:20:45me too i'm not i'm right here oh my god i'm so sorry i can't look at your hands i
00:20:51am so so sorry
00:20:52i made you do all that shit no i'm the dumb one for clapping hey are you coming with her
00:20:55milva
00:20:56nope out of the way yeah i'm her roommate she needs me come on let's go it's an emergency hello
00:21:02oh my god boys okay thank you i got it got it you got it got it come on i
00:21:11don't know what you
00:21:11fucking did to her but her hands never looked like this one for you armin i'm sorry
00:21:25looks like it's time for those pot brownies my dude come on there we go
00:21:34i thought this is so fucking grace look at me okay don't even worry baby girl because i'm not
00:21:39going anywhere i'm right here and you will not die on my watch drive what is this a kid neighborhood
00:21:43okay to my friend's life at stake i'll be okay i know your outfit's super cute god thank you
00:21:52at least you noticed there's still plenty of time for you to be in campus fashionista
00:21:56god you're an idiot it's candy campus couture sorry i was walking around all day and then even
00:22:02take one picture though and i was like posing like crazy like i was killing it but
00:22:07honestly they can eat my ass i could eat your ass
00:22:13only if you eat my friends too
00:22:18okay now we need a new word we need a new word penis penis and then we need a feeling
00:22:24penis with what death death okay let's do death
00:22:40miles how are you yeah i'm all good i've actually been looking for you all day
00:22:44you have i mean are we finally going to hang out or should we just keep talking about it
00:22:48don't worry we can do both i feel like a strong friendship has built upon two people saying
00:22:52we should chill soon but when they never actually do
00:22:57he was like a doctor he was saying like hello doctor you got any penis want me looks like chris
00:23:04gave his brownies um where's my hug uh what oh yeah sure
00:23:20i'm kind of like i'm caught in mouth oh oh
00:23:31uh gatorade
00:23:48blue frost yeah
00:23:56interesting choice
00:24:17awesome have a good night
00:24:21this is mimi and you're listening to twihard for 2000s punk this next one goes out to my girl
00:24:26if you're listening
00:24:29where'd you go i miss you so seems like it's been forever that you've been gone
00:24:49come in
00:24:52oh
00:24:58are you okay oh i'm so okay you still have hands
00:25:02are you okay i had a pot brownie no i hate it how long until this turns off
00:25:14a few hours why do people do this
00:25:27where's hayley oh she said she was running errands
00:25:31yeah you want to eat my ass you're hungry
00:25:32most of my life hungry yeah but you don't have a meal plan
00:25:35fuck you probably need to eat my ass every day huh
00:25:39i don't know if i have time for that wait don't come on my score okay after returning
00:25:42oh god damn
00:25:44oh
00:25:46cool
00:25:49so
00:25:51i didn't tell you this before but today's the day that my brother died
00:25:56oh i'm an idiot i dragged you around that fucking tailgate i'm so sorry
00:26:01i let you down
00:26:04you didn't let me down
00:26:06you were a legend
00:26:08a legend who's a shitty sister
00:26:12why are you a shitty sister
00:26:17everyone else has been posting today for michael and i haven't
00:26:22i don't think the posts matter
00:26:25and i think your brother would have been so proud of his sister who
00:26:30took down five pot brownies dominated edward fordience they were chanting your name
00:26:35like
00:26:37i was so proud of you
00:26:39it was kind of the perfect way to honor him
00:26:45it was all the things i used to do with michael
00:26:51except i did them with you
00:26:56there is one more thing we can do
00:26:59what
00:27:02this is slutslayer berlin the greatest game ever
00:27:05you played this with your brother
00:27:07yeah it's so fun right
00:27:09they clearly loved women
00:27:12what am i supposed to be doing
00:27:14you kill all the sluts of berlin
00:27:17oh i oh my god i just killed a baby
00:27:20it's a baby slap door
00:27:21oh
00:27:23nuclear slap bomb
00:27:24oh slap massacre
00:27:29what am i gonna do without you infleshing gold
00:27:31oh i don't want to think about that right now
00:27:35you gotta die
00:27:36i'm so sorry you gotta die
00:27:38oh my god i hit the end
00:27:40oh
00:27:44she killed all the sluts
00:27:46i killed all the sluts
00:27:47oh my god
00:27:48get in there that's uh that's really sweet
00:27:52michael reached the end you should have been here
00:27:54maybe you were love you brother
00:27:57thank you for today
00:28:01hey horrors
00:28:01let's just get out of the way okay i need to tell someone like i just had my salad tossed
00:28:04assayed assie and i don't know i'm not an english major but like i didn't like it it felt like
00:28:08wet butt like two out of ten maybe three out of ten because i guess i wasn't scared but
00:28:12wait it's an hour or something
00:28:13are you titty-fucking her again i can go
00:28:16again
00:28:16it's okay benny told me
00:28:19told you what
00:28:19no benny told me they titty-fucked you before rock bar
00:28:22i mean he honestly told the whole entire party but no shame at all like i love it titty-fuck
00:28:26what the fuck benny
00:28:27i didn't um
00:28:28you're a liar
00:28:34previously on overcompensating
00:28:35we should chill
00:28:36we should fucking chill
00:28:37benny stanlin you have been tapped to join the flesh and gold society
00:28:41i'm the future keeper
00:28:42it's like president of flesh and gold
00:28:44how's it looking at hawksworth financials
00:28:46it's not looking so good on your end
00:28:47but i'm still keeper right
00:28:48keeper
00:28:49for you
00:28:50you're acting insane
00:28:51i got a letter
00:28:52and i really want you to get one too
00:28:53so we can keep hanging out all the time
00:28:57are you titty-fucking her again
00:28:59again
00:28:59benny told me that he t-fucked you before rock bar
00:29:01what the fuck benny
00:29:13carmen you
00:29:14you got a letter
00:29:15get the fuck out and never touch her mail again
00:29:17i don't give a shit about a letter
00:29:19you said you titty-fucked me
00:29:21you're literally a psycho
00:29:22hayley can you give us a second
00:29:24anything you can say to my roomie you can say to my face
00:29:26thanks hayley um but
00:29:28yeah can you actually
00:29:29i'll be right outside the door
00:29:30yeah
00:29:32right outside the door
00:29:36what the fuck
00:29:37it was dumb like
00:29:39i forgot i even said it
00:29:41you forgot
00:29:42okay
00:29:43well can you remember why you said it
00:29:45everyone was bragging about sex
00:29:47who's everyone
00:29:48just like guys that stopped by
00:29:49so you had to lie about me
00:29:51to some guys that stopped by
00:29:53i'm sorry
00:29:54like you were sorry for lying about your pregame
00:29:56like that kind of sorry
00:29:57like what else are you lying about
00:30:03cool
00:30:03cool
00:30:04super confusing
00:30:06um maybe you want to leave
00:30:08okay
00:30:22there he is
00:30:23he's a liar and probably a virgin
00:30:29i was thinking
00:30:31maybe
00:30:33maybe we could go outside today
00:30:34for what
00:30:37i have no fucking future
00:30:38it's not true
00:30:41the no job thing sucks
00:30:43and i know i'm just a woman
00:30:45but i'm pretty sure there's more banks than just hawksworth
00:30:48but it's the bank
00:30:51where else am i supposed to work
00:30:53chase
00:30:54some bank that has to run commercials
00:30:56fucking embarrassing
00:30:59what
00:31:01what the fuck
00:31:05who is it
00:31:08oh my god
00:31:09what
00:31:10oh my god
00:31:12oh my god
00:31:15baby
00:31:15baby baby baby
00:31:16what is it
00:31:17i'm gonna be in charge of flesh and gold
00:31:19i'm the fucking keeper
00:31:20how i thought you said you weren't getting it
00:31:22that's what i thought
00:31:23but my brothers came through for me
00:31:24fucking brothers
00:31:25i accept
00:31:30fuck it's yellow
00:31:31yes
00:31:32oh my god
00:31:33i'm so excited
00:31:34look at this shit
00:31:35look how good this looks
00:31:36come here
00:31:37come here
00:31:37come here
00:31:38look at us
00:31:38look at us
00:31:40we run this shit
00:31:42do we
00:31:43no one's gonna stop me with you by my side
00:31:46fucking power couple baby
00:31:48yeah i'm working the charlie concert this week
00:31:51who's
00:31:52xcx
00:31:52oh all right
00:31:53well
00:31:54there you go
00:31:55bonnie and clyde
00:32:00wait wait wait wait hold on hold on
00:32:02what do you gotta do for that
00:32:03oh it's so cool
00:32:04so i'm her talent liaison
00:32:05when she gets to campus
00:32:06i had to fight the student activities board to get it
00:32:08because it's really coveted
00:32:09i want to work the concert
00:32:10no
00:32:11does anyone else want the job more than i do
00:32:14a natural choice veronica
00:32:23great so it's settled
00:32:25so once she's here i'm her point person
00:32:27and i'll hang out with her before the show and after the show and just get her like anything
00:32:31she needs
00:32:31so you're the keeper and i admire shit too look at us
00:32:34pew pew
00:32:36da da da da
00:32:38it's just gonna be like a really big week for me cause i'm like i'm keeper now
00:32:43yeah so maybe you just let someone else do that shit
00:32:47power couple
00:32:49couple
00:32:50yeah so we don't work the shows we watch them you feel me we're in the vip baby
00:32:57got a bottle of gray goose and a sparkler coming at the top
00:33:00in case people taking care of you grace
00:33:05you're popular now
00:33:09wait um put the mask on
00:33:19what
00:33:20it's about to get home a lot better
00:33:23oh yeah
00:33:29oh
00:33:30oh
00:33:31yeah
00:33:32yeah
00:33:33oh
00:33:34oh
00:33:34oh
00:33:36fuck me keep her go
00:33:38oh
00:33:38i can't have all the meat
00:33:48hey
00:33:50hi
00:33:52okay um
00:33:53you haven't responded to any of my texts so
00:33:56is there something i can do like i just feel like
00:33:59i just need some time
00:34:00totally
00:34:02i just don't want you know our stuff to get in the way of you getting in here
00:34:06can you stop talking to me
00:34:08what
00:34:09i'm on your side
00:34:10and i'm trying to help
00:34:11peter thinks we're a thing so like that could help you get in
00:34:14because you titty fucked me
00:34:16i didn't tell him i titty fucked you
00:34:17also wait
00:34:18you never correct people when they assume we're a thing so
00:34:21trust me that's gonna change
00:34:23you know what fine
00:34:24just don't advertise we're not talking if you want to get in
00:34:26i'm so fucking sick of boys
00:34:28okay
00:34:29okay you had nothing to do with me getting this
00:34:32i got this because according to the eight subreddit
00:34:34i'm the people's princess after the tailgate
00:34:37okay meanwhile you can't even gag down half a sip of natty light
00:34:42what the fuck
00:34:43yeah i'll get in just fine
00:34:45but without me
00:34:46you don't stand a chance
00:34:48remember to open your throat when you shotgun golden boy
00:34:51nice blazer
00:34:55hey
00:34:57hey
00:34:57i am so glad you're here
00:34:59i literally don't think i know anyone so
00:35:00yeah
00:35:01yeah me neither
00:35:02you
00:35:04me
00:35:24what did you say i
00:35:26not really
00:35:30i'm your keeper peter fuck
00:35:32you all got a letter
00:35:33but now you must compete to prove you are worthy to join flesh and gold
00:35:37before we get into rush
00:35:39you all legally have to watch a short presentation put together by gabe's dad's lawyer
00:35:44harvey
00:35:45harvey
00:35:45harvey
00:35:49okay
00:35:52yep
00:35:52you got it right
00:35:54don't do that
00:35:55don't do that
00:35:56yep
00:35:57great
00:35:57okay
00:35:59whatever
00:35:59yeah great
00:36:01okay
00:36:02we are technically a service organization
00:36:06and will therefore go to a soup kitchen every other year
00:36:10last but not least
00:36:11due to last year's unfortunate situation
00:36:15men and women will be split up by gender for all rush activities
00:36:20veronica was a bitch so
00:36:21you barely spanked her
00:36:24this week has the potential to change your lives forever
00:36:28flesh and gold are some of the most connected people on this planet earth
00:36:34we have the best parties
00:36:37the hottest people and by far the best housing opportunities
00:36:45this is family this is tradition this is flesh and gold
00:36:53and we'll see you very soon
00:36:59the best
00:37:04freshman disperse
00:37:05fucking mass
00:37:07ladies come with me please
00:37:09right this way to the spar room
00:37:11men this way
00:37:14oh sorry
00:37:16oh
00:37:17hey
00:37:18how are the hands
00:37:20good
00:37:21no stitches
00:37:22yeah nice
00:37:23that was some legendary behavior
00:37:27thanks
00:37:30this is yours to lose
00:37:47fuck yes
00:37:49misha bartner's back
00:37:50no
00:37:51no
00:37:51um i got a ticket to the charlie xcx concert on friday
00:37:54no you didn't
00:37:55mhm
00:37:56oh my god
00:37:58oh my god
00:37:59no no no no
00:38:01do you want to hear it
00:38:01charlie's nearly my spirit animal
00:38:03i'm so excited
00:38:03yay
00:38:04you can't say spirit animal but um
00:38:06woo
00:38:07i guess i'm kind of surprised you're not taking benny
00:38:08but like i'm so grateful i'm so grateful
00:38:10honestly like
00:38:12fuck him
00:38:13i'm so done with boys
00:38:15i'm a girl's girl now
00:38:17yeah you're a girl's girl
00:38:18you and me charlie the girls
00:38:19amigas
00:38:21amigas
00:38:22surprise bitches
00:38:23can i see you for a second
00:38:26i'll tell this flight attendant to leave
00:38:27we don't want what you're selling
00:38:29but thank you
00:38:32hello
00:38:33i'm a human
00:38:34yes
00:38:39i'm a human
00:38:41yes
00:38:43i'm a human
00:38:43what the fuck
00:38:50i'm coming with us
00:38:52no
00:38:52flip over
00:38:53what the fuck
00:38:54oh my god
00:38:55i know i got away
00:38:56what the fuck
00:38:57when are we doing shit
00:38:58great
00:38:59great
00:39:00great
00:39:00great
00:39:01great
00:39:01what the fuck
00:39:02bye benny
00:39:03let's go
00:39:06this week
00:39:07is going to be the worst fucking week of your life
00:39:10never forget that we are sadly no longer able to physically haze you girls because of veronica
00:39:16so instead
00:39:17suck it up
00:39:18suck it up
00:39:19if you get chosen
00:39:20you are special
00:39:21you matter
00:39:22so
00:39:23we're going to be focusing on the mental stuff
00:39:26which we're hoping will be equally as traumatizing
00:39:29because on the other side of that trauma is a bond that will last a lifetime
00:39:34and that bond is sisterhood
00:39:36sisterhood
00:39:37sisterhood
00:39:38round
00:39:39round one
00:39:46no homo
00:39:48thank you sir
00:39:49you have my consent for another
00:39:52no homo
00:39:54i gotta piss on him
00:39:55we want to empower our sisters to embrace each other's bodies
00:40:03these machines will provide the jiggle so we have a crystal clear picture of what needs work
00:40:13let me help you girl
00:40:16let's work
00:40:19you were like really fucking random
00:40:22i feel like a feminist
00:40:24playtime is over
00:40:27be the first one to make your way back to campus
00:40:31scatter
00:40:34where the fuck did you get a gun
00:40:37it's a real fucking gun
00:40:38hey do you want to figure this out skatner
00:40:46yeah
00:40:47yeah
00:40:48um
00:40:50okay
00:40:52it's that way
00:40:54okay
00:40:56those guys are never going to survive out here
00:40:57they're going to fucking starve
00:40:59dude we're like a mile off campus okay shut up
00:41:01shut the fuck up
00:41:02i got a plan for tonight
00:41:04oh shit he's got a plan
00:41:05fuck yeah
00:41:06he's got a plan
00:41:10bro drive
00:41:11i don't talk and drive bitch
00:41:12i signed a pledge online
00:41:14what the fuck
00:41:15what the fuck
00:41:16sorry pete that's tight
00:41:17hi
00:41:17yo babe
00:41:18i need you to run me a quick errand
00:41:20i can't babe i'm deep in prep
00:41:22for what
00:41:23the charlie concert
00:41:25poof
00:41:27xcx
00:41:27i decided to do it
00:41:29grace we agreed
00:41:30grace we agreed okay
00:41:31i need you
00:41:32this is actually serious
00:41:34i'm keeper
00:41:36and i'm busy
00:41:42okay yeah
00:41:43that's better
00:41:46i know you love me
00:41:47all right
00:41:50we need you to pet store
00:41:52seatbelts
00:41:53seatbelts
00:41:53seatbelts everyone
00:41:54are you ready for this
00:41:55are you ready for this
00:41:58are you ready for this
00:42:17and make some final decisions
00:42:18if you couldn't keep up
00:42:20or acted word
00:42:21we can't say
00:42:21according to gabe's dad
00:42:22retarded
00:42:25esther
00:42:26but yeah
00:42:27if you looked r
00:42:28you'd lose some points
00:42:28obviously
00:42:29bummer about your leg
00:42:30taylor g
00:42:32can i try one more time
00:42:33no thanks
00:42:35my horse broke my back
00:42:36a few years ago
00:42:36and that just reminded me of it
00:42:38okay well
00:42:39on that note
00:42:39bye
00:42:41oh carmen emily
00:42:42yeah
00:42:42come back for a second
00:42:48you two have really caught our eye this week
00:42:49the other hogs should honestly slit their wrists
00:42:51totally
00:42:52we're going to dinner tomorrow night pre-charly
00:42:54at la fratifa migliata
00:42:56why don't you two like join us
00:42:58definitely
00:42:59yeah
00:43:00i think we're almost through this clearing
00:43:01um if we keep heading northwest
00:43:03we'll make it back to campus
00:43:04also watch out for that path there
00:43:05that's poison oak
00:43:07wait
00:43:08how do you know this shit
00:43:10oh
00:43:10i'm from idaho
00:43:11and i was in this
00:43:12lewis and clark program
00:43:14it's kind of like boy scouts on steroids
00:43:16well i'm glad you did it
00:43:17because i don't think i've ever been in any woods before
00:43:20oh
00:43:21where are you from
00:43:22london
00:43:23until my mom remarried
00:43:25how's the stepdad
00:43:26oh big rick
00:43:29big rick
00:43:30is a proxy developer
00:43:32with fake teeth
00:43:33and his son is called hunter
00:43:36okay well i love them
00:43:37i'm rooting for them
00:43:39that makes one of us
00:43:41assuming we make it out of the woods
00:43:43i happen to have a spare ticket to charlie tonight
00:43:47you like charlie
00:43:48yeah
00:43:49oh
00:43:49i just i
00:43:51i thought her early mixtape stuff was really cool
00:43:53and she's from essex
00:43:57she's a real essex girl
00:43:59stop was that meant to be a london accent
00:44:01that was a london accent
00:44:02oh
00:44:03you good
00:44:04yeah man i'm just
00:44:06i'm just nervous
00:44:06feel that in the morning
00:44:11oh
00:44:12yo
00:44:12the first one's here
00:44:14fuck yeah
00:44:20oh we got another one
00:44:22oh yes
00:44:23come on
00:44:24come on
00:44:29first one's back
00:44:30well done bento
00:44:32thanks for you
00:44:35oh baby
00:44:36okay
00:44:37yeah you got fucked up
00:44:39put it out
00:44:39yo put it on
00:44:41come on man cover yourself up
00:44:43that was actually really funny
00:44:45my dream
00:44:48oh hey jacob
00:44:49thanks for finally joining us
00:44:51hi
00:44:51sorry i thought you said 5 30
00:44:53we did
00:44:53emily it was just a few minutes early
00:44:55it only took me like 5 minutes to get ready
00:44:58it took me 4
00:45:00have some wine carmen
00:45:01they don't card here
00:45:02because the owner wants to have sex with me
00:45:03i love sex
00:45:04i hate it
00:45:06we already ordered the caprese
00:45:07and the fettuccine alfredo bucket
00:45:08for the table by the way
00:45:10oh um
00:45:10actually i'm lactose intolerant
00:45:12bitch
00:45:13no one's actually lactose intolerant
00:45:14yeah that's just something you say
00:45:15when you don't want to eat your dinner
00:45:16but don't want everyone to know
00:45:18you had an eating disorder in high school
00:45:19totally
00:45:23are we
00:45:24keeping you from something
00:45:25no sorry my roommate's just calling me
00:45:28she's such a
00:45:29a cunt
00:45:35we don't talk like that
00:45:37but she just called me a bitch
00:45:39bitch is funny
00:45:40cunt is cross
00:45:49i'm such a stupid bitch
00:45:59well i feel like this is the perfect time
00:46:01i made everyone bracelets for the concert
00:46:06just to you know
00:46:07thank you guys for such an amazing week
00:46:09oh my god
00:46:10that is really thoughtful
00:46:13just esther didn't get a ticket
00:46:15fuck my fucking pussy life
00:46:17with a huge horse cock
00:46:21i miss my horse
00:46:25i have a ticket
00:46:27really
00:46:28yeah
00:46:29yeah i got you chica
00:46:30oh my god that's iconic
00:46:33yay
00:46:33you're such a legendista
00:46:44eat up carmelita
00:46:49mmm cheese
00:46:56bitch where have you been
00:46:56we have to go in like a second
00:46:58oh um
00:46:58i was actually at la frede famigliata's
00:47:00with some girls
00:47:01la frede famigliata's
00:47:02i love that place
00:47:04okay well i think we have to get there early
00:47:05so we can get a really good spot
00:47:06so we have a really good chance
00:47:07of making heavy eye contact with charlie
00:47:08oh my god
00:47:09i can't give you the ticket
00:47:12what
00:47:12i promised it to one of the girls
00:47:14i'm i'm so sorry
00:47:16this is psychotic of you
00:47:17i know i panicked at dinner
00:47:19and you don't even know these bitches
00:47:20and you're gonna like give them a ticket
00:47:21over your roomie
00:47:22i'm like you're one real friend
00:47:23i have other friends
00:47:24um who
00:47:25benny who told everyone he titty fucked you
00:47:27no these girls
00:47:28these girls are my future sisters
00:47:30they're your sisters
00:47:31great how about you buy a pair of pants
00:47:32and send it around
00:47:33like you're pissing me off
00:47:34i'm so sorry
00:47:35i
00:47:37i'm gonna go
00:47:42i'm going to that fucking concert
00:47:44now that you're all finally fucking back
00:47:48you're probably thinking to yourself
00:47:49it's time to celebrate
00:47:51right
00:47:51yeah
00:47:54nah
00:47:55one final challenge awaits
00:47:57tonight
00:47:58you will consume
00:48:00both flesh
00:48:02and
00:48:04gold
00:48:05for the gold
00:48:08beer
00:48:09oh
00:48:10a little bit of beer
00:48:12shit
00:48:13for the flesh
00:48:17goldfish
00:48:18boom
00:48:20glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug
00:48:23but it's blue that's a betta fish
00:48:25yeah because they're sold out bitch
00:48:27another campus bought them all for their frat rush or whatever
00:48:29you know what get the fuck out of here
00:48:30fuck you
00:48:31get away from me
00:48:32my dad's an entertainment lawyer
00:48:34each of you will receive
00:48:36a six pack of beer
00:48:37and ten
00:48:39goldfish
00:48:41first to finish
00:48:42i think it's safe to say
00:48:44we might be seeing you in one of these
00:48:45custom jackets very soon
00:48:48whoever finishes last
00:48:51you didn't get into flesh and gold
00:48:54load them up boys
00:48:56let's go
00:48:58fuck man
00:49:00what
00:49:01i mean i just i can't i can't have the beta fish i'm a vegetarian
00:49:04um thanks pete
00:49:06i think i have to quit
00:49:10no fuck that
00:49:11i mean
00:49:12um
00:49:12i got you
00:49:17what
00:49:18are you sure
00:49:18yeah
00:49:19i got it
00:49:20i love sushi
00:49:21ready
00:49:23set
00:49:26swallow
00:49:27yeah
00:49:28look at your throat golden boy
00:49:30fucking
00:49:31i was up late night
00:49:33counting up a hundred about a thousand
00:49:36i was up late night
00:49:39counting up a hundred about a thousand
00:49:41i was up late night
00:49:43counting up a hundred about a thousand
00:49:45i was up late night
00:49:47counting up a hundred about a thousand
00:49:50i was up late night ballin'
00:49:53so far from my past misfortune
00:49:55no sleepin', late nights
00:49:56no beedin', done squeezin'
00:49:58i'm a real artesian
00:49:59remote-up
00:50:00i was round that counter
00:50:02still down
00:50:03i'm a north north soldier
00:50:04g-slide
00:50:05Right down, Sawyer, when we see how you won't see morning
00:50:08Another story of a young black man trying to make it up
00:50:12Got damn bag back, let me make my beans
00:50:15Got plans, if you're eating, don't shake my hand
00:50:17Take it easy, homie
00:50:18I was up late night
00:50:22Tequila, vodka, Red Bull, ammo crushes
00:50:26One lighter, one ashtray, poppers, hummus, and pita chips
00:50:32Yup, and that's a table and a lamp
00:50:35Anything else in plain sight we can point out for you, Grace?
00:50:37I have plans with my girlfriend
00:50:39Oh my god, the British are coming
00:50:40Out, get out right now, quickly, quickly
00:50:43Oh my god, she doesn't want to see you
00:50:46Jesus
00:50:50Oh my god
00:50:51Oh my god
00:50:54Miss XCX
00:50:57You can call me Charlie, hi
00:50:59This is my manager, Brian
00:51:01Brandon, or Brian
00:51:03I'm Grace
00:51:04And this is everything that you asked for
00:51:06If you need anything else, truly anything
00:51:08Just let me know
00:51:09No, this is great
00:51:11Um, no cocaine?
00:51:16Oh
00:51:17I'm just kidding
00:51:20This is really glam
00:51:42You think I want to play fucking boom clap in a fucking college? Are you joking?
00:51:52I'm coming, I'm coming
00:51:53I'm super humble so I don't like telling people I write music
00:51:56But yeah, I've like written two albums
00:51:57But I just know they're not like out yet or anything like that
00:51:59So
00:52:00Okay, Chris, thank you so much for the ticket
00:52:02I'm gonna head to the front
00:52:03You rock
00:52:04What?
00:52:05Lam
00:52:06Lam
00:52:08Everybody hating, we just call them fans though
00:52:11In love with the money, I ain't ever letting go
00:52:14And I get high with my babies
00:52:16I be in the kitchen cooking pots with my baby
00:52:19Yeah
00:52:20And I can ride with my baby
00:52:22Baby
00:52:23Baby
00:52:29Thank you
00:52:30Um, it has been a blessing to open up for Queen Mother Boot
00:52:36Charlie XCX
00:52:44How are we doing tonight, Bates? Let me hear you fucking scream!
00:52:49I got this feeling on the summer day when you were gone
00:52:53I crashed my car into the bridge, I watched, I let it burn
00:52:57I threw your shit into a bag and pushed it down the stairs
00:53:00I crashed my car into the bridge, I don't care
00:53:05I love it, I don't care
00:53:08I love it!
00:53:10Alright, tonight if you think I want to kill myself
00:53:14Vince, what the fuck?
00:53:16I crashed my car into the bridge, I want to let it burn
00:53:19Assault, Assault, you're not a girl girl, John!
00:53:22You can't be on the stage
00:53:23I do, but you don't want to hang out with me
00:53:25She doesn't want to hang out with college kids, okay?
00:53:27That's not how it works
00:53:28Her, out!
00:53:29There's an emptiness in your eyes, I want you to know that
00:53:31I look at you and I feel sick
00:53:33Enjoy the concert from Mouth Y
00:53:34Go fuck yourself!
00:53:35Bye!
00:53:36You want me down on Earth
00:53:38But I am up in space
00:53:40You're so damn hard to please
00:53:42We gotta kill this witch
00:53:44You're from the 70s
00:53:46But I'm a 90s bitch
00:53:47I love it!
00:53:54I love it!
00:54:01I love it!
00:54:03I love it!
00:54:04I love it!
00:54:05I love it!
00:54:07Where's the VIP area?
00:54:09My forehead's sweating
00:54:10I don't sweat
00:54:11Music is loud!
00:54:13I see our neck
00:54:14I was busy dreaming about boys
00:54:18Boys
00:54:20Boys
00:54:21This week was actually really sick
00:54:23Yeah, it was
00:54:25Right?
00:54:27So sick
00:54:28Dreaming about boys
00:54:30Boys
00:54:31Boys
00:54:32Boys
00:54:32Boys
00:54:33Yeah
00:54:34Headed spinning thinking about boys
00:54:37Alright
00:54:38Before I play this next song
00:54:40I need you all to help me with something
00:54:44Someone in the crowd
00:54:47Has a little secret
00:54:49And I need all of you to help me spill it
00:54:52So
00:54:53When I say Benny
00:54:55I need you all to say likes boys
00:54:58Are you ready?
00:55:02Okay, here we go
00:55:03Benny
00:55:04Blast boys
00:55:05Benny
00:55:07Blast boys
00:55:09Benny
00:55:10Blast boys
00:55:12Blast boys
00:55:13Hit it
00:55:15Hit it
00:55:25I'll be right back
00:55:26I'll be right back
00:55:29Oh, just what it is
00:55:31She looks just like this guy I went to middle school with
00:55:34She looks just like this guy I went to middle school with
00:55:43Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
00:55:45Armin?
00:55:46Benny?
00:55:47I'm so sick
00:55:48I'm so sick
00:55:49I'm so sick
00:55:50I'm so mad at you
00:55:50I know I'm sorry
00:55:51I'm
00:55:52You made me join this fucking weird society
00:55:54And I ate dairy so they'd like me
00:55:56And I'm gonna shit my fucking pants
00:55:58Like get me out of this fucking romper
00:56:03Well, how makes you feel any better?
00:56:05I drink a fucking aquarium
00:56:07I feel no better
00:56:08Call me this dress
00:56:09It's Victorian
00:56:13Are you?
00:56:16I'm good
00:56:17This is so good
00:56:17I'm just like
00:56:34Heyy
00:56:34Take them all to me now.
00:56:45Okay.
00:56:46Oh my fucking God!
00:56:48No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:56:49I am not seeing this right now.
00:56:50What are you doing?
00:56:51Hey, Queen.
00:56:52We wanted to fuck to break the rules.
00:56:54Oh my God.
00:56:55Of course you're a fucking furry.
00:56:56We're not a furry.
00:56:57Um, this is experimental.
00:56:58We don't wear these all the time.
00:57:01Taking your cocaine.
00:57:02You two have 60 seconds to get the fuck out of here.
00:57:06Okay, we have a minute.
00:57:08Let's get to work.
00:57:19Benny.
00:57:21No.
00:57:22The bait's a fish.
00:57:24No.
00:57:24Oh my God.
00:57:27I knew it, bro.
00:57:29Oh, sorry.
00:57:31Okay, come on.
00:57:32Oh, it's stabbing you, Lewis.
00:57:34Yeah.
00:57:35Let's get out of here.
00:57:36Wait, wait.
00:57:36Uh, Carmen.
00:57:37Carmen!
00:57:38No, don't worry.
00:57:40My girls will be waiting for me.
00:57:46Good for you, Peter.
00:57:48Good for you.
00:58:08Yo, did you see Pete, like, screaming after they did that fish thing?
00:58:11Shit, it's bleep.
00:58:12Yeah, I know, man.
00:58:13So bleep.
00:58:14I feel bad for Pete.
00:58:15The alum's fought us so hard about making him keeper.
00:58:17I was like, what the fuck does this guy have, you know?
00:58:19Oh, but yo, you hear about Hawksworth?
00:58:21Yeah, no surprise.
00:58:23Dude's hit his peak.
00:58:24Let him ride.
00:58:27You want to play Battleships?
00:58:29Absolutely.
00:58:31Oh, shit.
00:58:32Fuck.
00:58:35Oh, shit.
00:58:37Yo, P-Man.
00:58:39Uh, legendary shit, dude.
00:58:41Uh, you rock, bro.
00:58:44Yeah.
00:58:46What the fuck?
00:58:54Fuck.
00:58:56Fucking.
00:58:57Wait, fuck, fuck.
00:59:00Grace, please pick up.
00:59:01Please, please, please, please pick up.
00:59:03Pick up, pick up, pick up.
00:59:05Fuck.
00:59:08Fucking call me!
00:59:10Me!
00:59:12Fuck!
00:59:16Hey, girlies.
00:59:17Where you at?
00:59:19We left.
00:59:20I don't really like music.
00:59:33Good night, Bates!
00:59:35It's Charlie, baby!
00:59:37Yes!
00:59:40Get the bus running, bitch, now!
00:59:43Charlie, that was amazing.
00:59:45Thanks.
00:59:45I got coke, just in case.
00:59:47I underestimated you.
00:59:49Look, I don't do college coke, but...
00:59:51Do you want to come back to my bus for a drink?
00:59:53I would love to.
00:59:55Okay.
01:00:12Well, you look like you've seen a ghost.
01:00:14Don't.
01:00:14Don't what?
01:00:15Loat that you're riding deeply solo and I had the best end of my fucking life?
01:00:19I'm sorry about the ticket.
01:00:21Harm, when are you going to realize I'm the realest bitch on campus?
01:00:23When is anyone going to realize?
01:00:25Leave the door unlocked.
01:00:26I lost my purse and shoes and phone.
01:00:31Fucking pig!
01:00:48Okay, mister.
01:00:49She's all cleaned out and ready to receive yet again.
01:00:57Thank you for taking care of me.
01:00:59I should be thanking you for saving me in the woods.
01:01:03Where's your roommate?
01:01:05Heroes crew, so they're at an away meet.
01:01:08All of us stay here?
01:01:12Yeah.
01:01:14Yeah, definitely.
01:01:17Fucking hate my roommate, so...
01:01:21Yeah.
01:01:32Night, Benny.
01:01:42That mouse.
01:02:07Hey.
01:02:09Hi.
01:02:12What, um...
01:02:14Were you hunting?
01:02:18I don't know.
01:02:20I don't know.
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