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Bait S01E05-6 2026 Full Series
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00:12I'm not afraid to die today
00:15I could've chose somebody else to love
00:23Give me the gun, I'll take the blame
00:27And cover up your darker shade of blood
00:35I'll feel the rain and turn the pain into gold
00:52Hello?
01:00Momi Baba?
01:04Why?
01:07Why?
01:10Why?
01:10And then the message says,
01:11I don't have any questions.
01:12I don't have any questions.
01:15I'm a individual.
01:17Then, email me,
01:20I'm not going to ask.
01:22I'm not going to ask.
01:23I'm not going to ask.
01:23I'm not going to ask.
01:25I'll ask.
01:45Fuck!
01:46Fuck!
02:02you can tell me if he's here or not you can't keep him you can't keep him unless you charge
02:07him
02:07have you charged him like i said i need to know if he's here i've been sat there for over
02:12an hour
02:12now listen someone is going to come talk to you in a minute so you need to go take a
02:16seat
02:16okay i'll give you 10 minutes and then i'm taking your name and number
02:22hi i'd like to
02:29yeah i'd like to report a missing family whole families got missing have they yes i think
02:35they've been kidnapped by terrorists what domestic ones the white ones
02:47q u r r um a t hyphen u l hyphen a i n two hyphens okay yeah that's that's
02:56what it goes by q
02:57okay i want to go back to the um the bus stop that you said you had with your family
03:02well that's not really that relevant what um because what i'm saying is if you just hack into
03:06this this was set up in the living room so whatever's taken place will definitely
03:10have been recorded on this yeah so so if we can just get into that so that's a very different
03:14kind of investigation much longer process cyber crime really and this falls under missing persons
03:19so all we're trying to do is just help you find why didn't you report the pig's head when you
03:24first
03:24got it sorry much just details yeah of course that that was that's that's different i'm reporting
03:31this crime now alleged crime i'm sorry maybe being a bit paranoid am i am i am i like a
03:38suspect
03:38or something like that in this case well easy now you know no one said anything about a suspect
03:42we just need to ask questions so in order to conduct the proper investigation so that's why
03:46i'm asking why didn't you report the pig's head i thought i could handle it myself with my
03:53private security consultant you got a security consultant because i'm an actor and i'm in the
03:57news sorry you're in the you're in the news yeah i might be the next james bond
04:03wait wait wait wait so you're saying that you're actually like a famous actor i didn't say famous
04:08no i just said well actually yes my bond callback is later on this afternoon but i can't be there
04:13if
04:13i'm here and i'm here because my right so so i'm just making sure we've got private security detail
04:18auditioning to be the next james bond and got sent the severed pig's head by by racist trolls
04:26i did because they don't want me to be the next james bond right which is why these people have
04:30also
04:30abducted your family that's my current working theory you sound completely mental
04:42okay mate um give us a few minutes and we'll be right back
04:51you've got to be kidding me
04:55what in the shitting hell are you doing man if you keep your mouth shut then maybe i can focus
05:02focus on
05:02this you sentient ballbag you should be at home preparing for the audition shut out and you most
05:09certainly should not be here you're not the hero of this story to them you're the villain trust me
05:16they're gonna google me and when they do they're gonna see all the bond chat and they're gonna see
05:19that i'm telling the truth and then they can tell the papers how you showed up here with a severed
05:24pig's
05:25head think you turgid gimp think
05:45oh sorry be cool man police are gonna be watching i don't know i'm just looking for my family that's
05:52not a crime is it hey calm the fuck down i saved you back there all right okay i'm sorry
05:57and thank
05:58you that's more like it all you've got to do is walk normally very weird walk man
06:05be normal
06:08oh
06:22whoops a daisy gently cock fingers okay lock the doors close the curtains let's run lines auditions in eight
06:30hours wait where are you going i need to find the right usb the only camera that matters is at
06:38the
06:38screen test
06:40char time's running out say the words with me
06:45do you want to know what it's like doing the dirty work fighting everyone and being no one i don't
06:55live with
06:56myself
06:58hello i'm giving you gold here
07:01oh yes that's right motherfucker oh this is all the distraction classic self-sabotage
07:11huh
07:11shit come on
07:17fuck you're not afraid for your family you're afraid of success
07:23even if they have been kidnapped you're no superhero spy becoming one should be our focus
07:31why don't you try helping for a change i am helping the only version of you that has any value
07:38to your family or anyone else is bond shut the fuck up
07:55you don't even know his birthday some brother you are okay we don't know can we get back to work
08:06the security consultant oh yeah if you were this obsessive about your craft you'd have a career
08:25this is a security investigation if you see something that doesn't work right speak to staff
08:31this is a waste of time oh shit what uh we've got problem with dogs oh dear i'm dry aged
08:53you
08:53realize turn around now can't turn around these spiders would be suspicious you're a sweaty brown
08:58man with a blood-stained duffel bag you're already fucking suspicious just shut out okay just have
09:05some faith i'm an actor aren't i oh god
09:10excuse me sir
09:13i'm not doing anything i'm not even here to catch a train
09:16oh god
09:18no no get packed
09:21do you mind the vehicle in the bug
09:22damn boy
09:23what's in the bugs
09:25don't you
09:26fucker sir that won't be necessary
09:34yep
09:37you say something good man have a good day
09:43how'd you do that well i've still got a few tricks up must do you when it comes to law
09:46enforcement
09:48must be nice to be uh tall and white huh
09:51membership has its privileges shall we
09:55it's a complete fucking mess i tried to go to the police well there's your first mistake there
09:58come on man we're gonna find your family all right okay okay feels good to hear you say that
10:04because nobody believes me i like him he makes me feel safe i'm gonna put a call out on something
10:09called the kilner system all right now luckily wembley is cctv to the hilt so if your family have been
10:14on
10:14any street actually in london in the last eight hours i will be able to track their exact location
10:20down to the entrance as soon as i get a ping you'll be the first to know all right yeah
10:24man all
10:24good that's amazing thank you i didn't realize your um your company had that kind of reach my
10:31company has the biggest reach there is all right don't worry look listen here's the thing right
10:34your family that's today's problem yeah what about tomorrow's problem now do you want to be
10:40reactive or do you want to be proactive i want to be proactive of course you do
10:44you are on the precipice of something massive and all that backlash that you've been experiencing
10:48recently it will only get worse trust me i know i've i've fucked the audition and my prospects have
10:54gone down to them listen i wouldn't be here talking to you now if that was the case would i
11:02so you've got your recall later correct yeah yeah so you're gonna go in there you're gonna do your
11:10audition and when you do those decision makers will be primed in your favor
11:19what do you understand how how how how you can do that
11:29are you and my five
11:32it's okay oh okay it's not a big deal it's not a big deal okay listen to me
11:39i'm the only call you'll ever need to make we've got your bag
11:47what there's a catch isn't it oh i mean look every relationship's a two-way street isn't it so
11:57basically what we're trying to do is we just want to build bridges uh to your community and in order
12:03to do that we rely on individuals such as yourself just to help us with um messaging you know as
12:08a
12:08prominent wisdom and soon to be more so your voice it carries a lot of weight so so let's use
12:14it yeah
12:18right sure let's sidebar now just remember we're the good guys yeah don't forget that
12:27obviously you see the toilet don't go anywhere thank you i'll be here
12:36so i mean that sounds shady as shit no sure i was wrong going to nigel was a master stroke
12:43albeit an accidental one what are you talking about he wants me to be a snitch snitch he's not asking
12:49you
12:49to honey trap an ayatollah is he he's offering you the role of a lifetime in exchange for some light
12:55pr work
12:56i'm not a sellout fed sorry sellout well pardon me nelson pissing mandela you want to star in a
13:03franchise that brazenly sells watchers cars and the british secret service this is the only way
13:10you will land this role i guess i just always thought i was someone who represents us to them
13:18you know not them to us you're not representing them or us this is about you shah
13:26and who you want to be and put simply do you want to be talking to a pig's head in
13:31a toilet panicking
13:32about your career and your family or do you want to be the hero of this story the ultimate
13:38shitting hero because that my friend is what is on the table
13:57char char what the hell are you doing man hello i'm improvising oh god access
14:11so
14:19so
14:45Watch out.
15:06Okay, okay.
15:08What in Satan's gossip did you just do?
15:10We were this close.
15:13Answer me!
15:15Hello?
15:16Oh God, more improv.
15:17No one's watching you, malodorous pissflap.
15:21What's your problem, man?
15:22My problem is that I care about you, Shah.
15:25I want to make you better.
15:27No, it's just because you say that you're trying to help me.
15:28All you do is shit on you.
15:30It's tough love, and it's the only voice you understand.
15:33If I humiliate you, it's to save you from the bigger humiliation of remaining as you are.
15:39You want to chill out?
15:41I'm in control now, and I know where we're going.
15:47No, no, no!
15:48Please, don't fake hang up on me.
15:50I...
15:51You need me!
15:53You need me!
15:54You need me!
16:16Fine, I'm willing to try things your way.
16:19But if we want to be Bond, why are we at Taliban HQ?
16:23These savage little Ewoks only hold us back.
16:29Don't leave me out here!
16:54Excuse me.
16:55Sorry.
16:57Excuse me.
16:58As-salamu alaykum.
16:58Uncle, can I have a word, please?
17:00Why are you calling me uncle of the same age?
17:02Are we?
17:02I mean, I'm...
17:03Sorry.
17:04I'm actually here to look for someone, someone who's gone missing.
17:07My brother.
17:08Zulfi.
17:09I think you know him.
17:10He's the big guy who does the cabs.
17:11Have you seen him?
17:13Well, inshallah, we're just about to start praying.
17:15Come and join us, and then after we can talk.
17:16It's just a bit of an emergency.
17:18Excuse me.
17:19As-salamu alaykum, everyone.
17:20My family's gone missing.
17:22Um, uh, my parents, Parviz, Latif, and my mother, Tyra Latif, my siblings, Zulfi,
17:27and Q, Qurtul Ain.
17:30I think some of you know them.
17:32I was just wondering if, uh, if you might have heard anything.
17:35I was just hoping someone might be able to help.
17:37Hig!
17:39Hig's head!
17:40Hig!
17:41Hig's head!
17:42What the-
17:43Someone's left a pig's head at the front gate.
17:45Wait!
17:47You're probably best to leave that.
17:49Come on, please.
17:54Wait.
17:55He's with me.
17:57It's-it's with me.
17:58It's mine.
17:59It's mine.
17:59Heh.
18:08Go the other way!
18:12Quick, down here.
18:32Hey!
18:34Get him!
18:36Get in the package!
18:37Shit!
18:38Look what you've done, Shah!
18:46You owe me an apology, mate.
18:48And a 90 seconds for the algorithm, yeah?
18:51I told you, your failures would catch up to you.
18:55IDF bastard!
18:57Who recruited you?
18:58Mossad?
18:59IDF.
18:59100% Mossad.
19:00I told you.
19:02He's not deep, Patel.
19:03He's much too short.
19:05You can't handle them alone.
19:08I told you that you need to be...
19:15Him.
19:16Oh my God.
19:17Him
19:17Oh my God...
19:35Uh...
19:39Shut your hands, your citron!
20:00Ah!
20:19Yes. Yes. The strong must replace the weak.
20:30Your turn now, Sha.
20:56This is the only way. Can't you see? Surrender. Surrender.
21:31Oh, my God. Are you okay?
21:36Oh, my God. Are you okay?
21:57How bad is it?
21:59No, no, no. It's not bad. It's not bad. It's not too bad.
22:01I feel like it's pretty bad. It feels like I'm missing an eye. Am I missing an eye?
22:06You're going to be okay. Right? You're going to be okay.
22:09Oh, it's cold. It's so cold. I don't want to die.
22:15Say, I can't do this without you.
22:17I know. You really can't. That other guy, though, the one chasing you, he had potential.
22:26Why? Why did you resist?
22:30You tell me. You're the only one who gets it. You're the only one who gets me.
22:34That's why I need you. But I don't even know who you were.
22:41I was who you needed me to be. Hidden inside the voice of Patrick Stewart.
22:48Which is weird. You might want to unpack that.
22:54No, no, no, no. Don't go. No. We're a team. Okay?
23:00Good luck without me, dickhead.
23:07Hey. Hey. Hey.
23:25And that's just the price of yours.
23:30You're stuck there on law.
23:31I told you. I wasn't lying.
23:32You need to realise what we're dealing with here.
23:35Put it down. Don't put it down. Get rid of it.
23:36I am going to get rid of it. But just look at it.
23:38I don't need to see shit.
23:39She doesn't know what she's doing.
23:40I do know what I'm doing. And I'm not the one acting crazy here.
23:43Okay? Your son is. And so are you two by ignoring him.
23:45Shadju is fine. He's just stressed.
23:47He's not fine. Why do we always have to pretend like everything's okay when it is not?
23:51No one is pretending it. You pretend about everything.
23:53I do not. You're pretending right now.
23:56You are.
23:57Which people are you talking about?
23:59Baba?
24:00Barvez!
24:01Baba!
24:02Baba!
24:03Barvez!
24:03Oh! Barvez! Barvez!
24:05Barvez!
24:05Shit.
24:06Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
24:07Come on. Fuck's sake.
24:09Emergency. Which service?
24:10Yeah, ambulance, please.
24:12Baba, I'm sorry, okay?
24:14I'm so sorry.
24:16No.
24:19I will feel like I'm feeling like I am.
24:26But your name is Shah Jahan.
24:31King of the world.
24:34What the fuck?
24:35You're gonna be fine. You're gonna be fine. Okay?
24:38What's going on? I'm bleeding.
24:39I'm driving you home.
24:40How did you find me?
24:42With extreme difficulty, mate.
24:43Someone posted a video of you doing some weird death soliloquy after being hit by a car.
24:48Oh, yeah.
24:50Was it good?
24:51It was shit.
24:52Fuck, the view count's rising.
24:54Oh, fuck my family!
24:55Your family is fine.
24:56Q was the one who sent me the clip.
24:58If anything, they are more concerned about you.
25:00Oh, thank God.
25:01Thank God.
25:02Alicia.
25:03Yeah?
25:05I know I haven't been myself recently.
25:06Oh, that was extremely understated.
25:08Do that in the audition, yeah?
25:10What, is that still on?
25:11Yeah, it's still on.
25:13What?
25:13Yeah, no, you don't deserve me.
25:15I even got your slot pushed to the end of the day.
25:17Oh, my God, I fucking love you.
25:19Now, listen, we've got to clean you up, sort this shit out with your family, so I don't need you
25:22distracted in the room today, okay?
25:23All right, yeah.
25:25All right.
25:25Absolutely.
25:30Hey, I care about you, you know that, right?
25:35Yeah, I do.
25:48Hello?
25:49In here, baby.
25:52How are you?
25:56We're fine.
25:57How are you?
25:58Okay, I was so worried about you all.
26:02She's fucking crazy, bro.
26:04What the hell are you doing, Felicia?
26:05Going above and beyond as your agent.
26:07Again.
26:09Sit down.
26:10Can't believe I was going to do work.
26:11It's really...
26:11All right, shut up.
26:15You think that I'm going to put up with your crap for eight years and let this opportunity pass me
26:19by?
26:20If you're not happy, then we can talk.
26:21I can change the commission structure.
26:23Oh, I'm not doing this because I'm unhappy.
26:25I'm doing this because you are.
26:26That doesn't even make sense.
26:28That's all, him bitch.
26:30Shah, do you want to know why you're blocked?
26:33Why you fucked the biggest moments of your career?
26:35You are looking at reason one, two, three, and four.
26:40You are obsessed with getting their blessing.
26:43Their approval.
26:44To be fair, you've been fixated on a lot more people's approval than just ours.
26:48Ain't it?
26:48Yeah, ain't it?
26:50She's right.
26:50You keep trying to take people with you.
26:52But that's why there's only two seats in a DBS.
26:54Is that like a jet?
26:56It's an Aston Martin, you idiot.
26:57You know, the fact you didn't even mention the DB-12 to him proves to me that you're a blood
27:01-claw pagan.
27:02What the fuck did you call me?
27:03Look, this shoe's being true.
27:04They don't understand.
27:05Shut the fuck up!
27:06Listen to me, Shah.
27:07If you want to nail this audition, you have to eliminate all of them first.
27:15But these are my people.
27:18Everything I do is for them.
27:22You're ashamed of them.
27:24You're always trying to fix and change them, but you can't, so just cut them loose, man.
27:28You told me when you signed me that we were going to change things.
27:31We were going to make a difference.
27:32Yes, to your life.
27:34I'm not trying to give the whole village a piggyback.
27:36Why didn't you meet the village?
27:37We're from Karachi.
27:38We've got running water there, thank you.
27:40Listen, making a difference means paying minimal tax.
27:45Maybe you buy a couple holiday homes.
27:47You can hire a few assistants who look just like you.
27:50That's what I want.
27:51But what do you want, Shah?
27:53The material stuff doesn't really matter to me.
27:55I'm an artist.
27:56I feel, I feel, I feel.
27:59What?
27:59Why can't you accept that?
28:01I'm an artist.
28:01Yeah, you know what?
28:03True artists, they don't give a fuck about other people or what they think.
28:08Come, let's do this loudmouth first.
28:11Don't do it!
28:16I should be the one who does it.
28:20Say what?
28:24Shahju?
28:25Shut up, mummy.
28:26What the fuck are you doing, bro?
28:27Stop undermining me in front of everyone.
28:29You always do that.
28:31You will not shoot mummy and Baba, okay?
28:34I forbid it.
28:34I'm in control now.
28:36Don't talk to your mother like that.
28:38Also, shoot her first.
28:39What?
28:40Come on, Thad, everybody knows you pushed him into this.
28:43Your ambition, the pressure, the ridiculous school.
28:47Oh, that's from somebody who dragged us all to a whole new country.
28:50I'm sure that was so happy in Boxford.
28:52And the best actor of all goes to...
28:54Shut up!
28:54I decide who gets it, Thad.
28:57In what order?
28:58Bro, quick sidebar.
29:00Like, why am I even tied up?
29:02I've been your biggest fan since day.
29:03Like, do you know how many anonymous tweets I wrote defending you?
29:06Oh, I appreciate that.
29:07Yeah.
29:08I'm your ride or die, Cass.
29:10Obviously, I don't really want to die, but...
29:11Listen, these men are old as fuck.
29:13Like, they're on their way out already.
29:14You can do them guilt-free, do you know what I'm saying?
29:15Can you just shush?
29:16Okay?
29:17You're only here for the free shit and the clout anyway.
29:18How about you, shush?
29:19Yeah?
29:19You've been jealous of this man before he could walk?
29:21I took a...
29:21Bro, I've been here for you since day one.
29:24I took a knife for you.
29:26Yeah?
29:27And my brother, I need to be here with you, for you, to defend you off from these snakes.
29:31You ungrateful fuck...
29:31Shut up, Hodobudia!
29:33Listen to me, Cass, yeah?
29:35Any time I took the piss out of you, it was just character building.
29:37I was building you.
29:37You hate him.
29:39Saju, Janna, shoot Zulfi.
29:40He would have strangled you in the crib if he couldn't...
29:42Hey, listen.
29:43Nobody's shooting anywhere.
29:44Shut up!
29:46Oh, Allah!
29:52Cass...
29:53I just want to say, yeah?
29:56Cass, you know I'm here, Cat Nozz.
29:58I want to apologise for saying...
30:04Oh, okay, good.
30:05Yeah, nah, you got rid of the most toxic elements in our family, so...
30:08Yeah, bro, you know what?
30:09You actually did well.
30:10I kind of rate that, so that was mad.
30:12Like, we weren't expecting that, were we?
30:14I wasn't expecting...
30:20Oh.
30:24It's always been you and me, Saju.
30:31Just me and my beautiful boy.
30:45Where am I?
30:46Hmm.
30:47Nice little sleep.
30:49How many fingers?
30:50Three.
30:51Name?
30:52It says here, Shahaj...
30:54Shahajah.
30:55Yeah, everyone calls me Shah.
30:57Mary?
31:00Hmm.
31:01Your obs aren't the best missing the teeth.
31:04It's been a long day.
31:05Yeah?
31:06What do you do for a living?
31:07I'm an actor.
31:09What, you been in there?
31:11You think I've seen?
31:12Probably not.
31:15Might be in next James Bond, huh?
31:20I'll do this in a couple of hours.
31:22You're taking a piss?
31:23Yeah.
31:24Well, you have to before you go anywhere.
31:26You're dehydrated, love.
31:28Fuck.
31:28What?
31:29My family have...
31:32They're gone, Doctor.
31:32They're missing.
31:34Sounds like a busy day.
31:36Doctor will be in soon.
31:40Bond.
31:41Huh.
31:42Break a leg.
31:44Yeah.
32:16Thanks.
32:18Mr. Lateef, what are you doing?
32:20I need you to go back to your room.
32:23I...
32:23I...
32:23I...
32:23I...
32:23I...
32:23I...
32:23You can't keep me in here.
32:24Yeah, no.
32:26What are you doing, bro?
32:26We're in here.
32:27I...
32:27I...
32:28What the fuck are you doing here?
32:29What do you mean?
32:30Why do you never reply to your texts, man?
32:32Why, eh?
32:33You two?
32:33Look who's finally shown up.
32:35Oh, my God.
32:36Barbara!
32:37Bita, where were you?
32:38Oh, Shadju!
32:39Huh?
32:40I told you, here you come!
32:44What happened to you, man?
32:45You look like shit.
32:46I just...
32:47I slipped and I hit my head like an idiot, that's all.
32:49What happened to you, Barbara?
32:49This is a little heartache.
32:51Nothing to piss your pants about.
32:52What happened to Sophie?
32:53He's off with his new boyfriend.
33:02Oh, um...
33:03It's...
33:03It's Braviz, okay?
33:04You got more to worry about than Braviz.
33:06This is about Q.
33:06I'm sorry, okay?
33:07We were just halal texting.
33:09Okay, there was one weird pic-
33:10Can you shut the fuck up?
33:11I'm not here about Q.
33:12She can deal with you herself.
33:13I respect her.
33:14I do.
33:14You're disrespecting me, didn't you?
33:15And you wasting my time.
33:17Okay.
33:18Can I be honest with you?
33:20I love Muba, okay?
33:22And so does the investment team in Dubai.
33:25For who?
33:26Tomorrow afternoon, I'm flying out.
33:28Muba is first thing on the agenda.
33:33Tomorrow afternoon?
33:34Yeah.
33:35You know what?
33:35Come with me.
33:36I love you.
33:37I'll pay for your flight.
33:39Wait.
33:41I think I've got to see him right now.
33:43Bro, they're getting on a plane.
33:44We didn't come.
33:44We've got to go.
33:45Wait.
33:46You have your audition today.
33:47Mummy, fuck the audition.
33:49I have to see Sophie.
33:51Come here, man.
33:53I can't do this without you.
33:56Is your phone fully charged?
33:58Yeah.
33:58Then yeah, I can't do this without you.
34:06I could get fired for just having you in this car.
34:08Oh, yeah.
34:09Sophie banned you from the app.
34:11Nice.
34:12You know what?
34:12Nothing's gonna happen to you, mate.
34:13Ask me on the dashboard, alright?
34:15Really?
34:18I thought it was Dev Patel.
34:20Right, you know what?
34:22If you get there before 3.30, I'll give you an extra 20 quid.
34:24How's that?
34:24Wait.
34:25Chill, yeah?
34:26This is my account.
34:26I'm good for the dough.
34:27No, you ain't.
34:28You're broke as fuck.
34:30What?
34:31You leave tags on your clothes.
34:36It's harder to return them with the tags off, alright?
34:38Alright, stop it, bro.
34:39It's embarrassing.
34:40Shit.
34:41We might not even make it in time.
34:43You'll make it.
34:44I know all the shortcuts to the airport while avoiding all the speed cameras and CCTV.
34:49I could even get you through security and onto a runway if you want.
34:52Just try the car.
34:53Please drive the car.
34:55To the terminal, not the runway.
35:07That way.
35:12Duh!
35:13Oh, shit.
35:16Yes, man.
35:17What are you doing here?
35:18I'm just stunned.
35:19Oh, my God.
35:20You can't keep doing this.
35:22I can't believe this is happening.
35:23Um, I thought I made it clear when we spoke last night that this isn't a-
35:27Oh, no.
35:27I'm not here to try and stop you leaving.
35:29Oh.
35:30We're actually here to try and stop someone else leaving.
35:34I'm sorry.
35:34You saw him last night.
35:35You didn't tell me that.
35:37Ollie, right?
35:38Hey, nice to me, man.
35:39Yeah, I've heard a lot about you.
35:41Oh, my God.
35:43Oh, man.
35:43Yeah, yeah.
35:44Well, that's right.
35:45It's worse than it looks.
35:47Bro, seriously, I've been going to go.
35:48Yeah.
35:49What are you, like, 6'2"?
35:50Hmm?
35:51Come on.
35:54What was that, Yaz?
35:56Oh, you go.
35:57You go.
35:57Yeah.
36:00Excuse me.
36:00Sorry.
36:01I'm sorry.
36:01I'm sorry.
36:02Excuse me.
36:03Sorry.
36:03Sorry.
36:05Whoa!
36:06Boarding pass.
36:07We don't have boarding passes, but somebody that we really need to speak to has just gone
36:10through.
36:11Yeah.
36:11That's not how it works.
36:12Sorry, one sec.
36:14Have you got any photos of Sophie in the phone?
36:16Yeah.
36:16I mean, now.
36:18Excuse me.
36:19We have reason to believe that this individual is a terror suspect and a security threat.
36:23We need to locate them and stop them immediately.
36:26One moment, sir.
36:27What the fuck are you doing, Rob?
36:28Trust me.
36:29It's going to work.
36:30No, no.
36:30I'm not involved.
36:32Right.
36:33You said something about security.
36:35I did.
36:35Yeah.
36:35He's travelling to the Middle East.
36:36He runs a complex network of drivers, couriers, and black market dashcan suppliers.
36:41And how do you know this?
36:42I have links to the security establishment.
36:44What links?
36:45MI5.
36:46Sorry, I...
36:46MI5.
36:50Yeah.
36:50Not buying it.
36:51Next.
36:53I'm sorry.
36:54What do you mean you're not buying it?
36:57You know, tone of voice, body language.
36:59The whole performance, really.
37:00I just didn't see it in the eyes.
37:01Let me go again.
37:02You film it this time, and we can watch it back together.
37:04You are already on camera.
37:05If you keep annoying me, I'm going to put you on the news.
37:08Better than having a hundred dead bodies and exploding 747 on the news.
37:11They don't fly 747s anymore.
37:12Because of people like this, I'm trying to tell you.
37:15Trained in Chechnya, fought in Afghanistan, the Battle of Kandahar, maybe you've...
37:18What are you doing?
37:21He's saying you're a security threat and a terrorist.
37:23And an entrepreneur.
37:26Sorry.
37:28Hey.
37:29Can we talk?
37:30Next.
37:31Yeah.
37:35You got blood?
37:37Well, yeah.
37:39I got hit by a car.
37:41You hurt?
37:42Yeah.
37:42Good.
37:49Well, I'm sorry.
37:51I'm really, really sorry.
37:53I've been a fucking dickhead.
37:55Through this.
37:56My whole life, I've seen you out here.
37:58Yeah?
37:58Doing you.
38:01I've been at home, bro.
38:03Trying to repay your family for taking me and queuing.
38:09I should thank you.
38:11You know what you made me realize?
38:13I have to do me.
38:17Yeah.
38:20Wait, is this like a real thank you or like a fuck you thank you?
38:24Both.
38:26I'm tired of being the little baby.
38:28I'm not trying to be junior partner in a relationship.
38:31And I hear that.
38:31Yeah.
38:32I don't want to control you.
38:34I'm sorry, I swear to you.
38:36I just...
38:37I've just been ticking boxes my whole life.
38:40And...
38:41You're not a box.
38:42You are...
38:43A flower.
38:45Or...
38:45With layers.
38:46Like an onion.
38:47Okay, you need to work on that.
38:49Yeah.
38:51What are you getting on that plane?
38:54I'm backing for this.
38:57Oh.
38:58Why didn't you just call me anyway?
38:59I...
39:00This is too important.
39:06I love you, bro.
39:07Say again?
39:08I said you're a fucking prick.
39:10You're a little prick too.
39:11Yeah.
39:16That way.
39:17That way.
39:18Economy.
39:19I'll see you at baggage claim.
39:21For fuck's sake.
39:24Yes.
39:25Put yourself together.
39:27Man, give me my phone, please.
39:28It's children now.
39:30Psycho.
39:34I don't know if you're still down, but you could probably still make an audition.
40:01I don't know if she were there.
40:02I can't get anyży.
40:04No.
40:13I don't know.
40:48Mr. Lateef, we're ready when you are.
41:04There he is.
41:07Someone's had a busy few days.
41:10So, um, we're just going to go straight to the monologue, okay?
41:15Please tell me you're ready.
41:17Reporting for duty, ma'am.
41:18Set on camera.
41:20Fire on set.
41:22Down speed.
41:23Screen test, Charlotte Eve, take two.
41:26Marker.
41:29And we're set, and...
41:34Action!
41:36That could have just as easily ended a few centimeters to the left.
41:39It wouldn't have mattered to you at all, would it?
41:42Just as long as you were pleasing your masters.
41:46Letting them tell you exactly who to be.
41:50But I see you.
41:53And when it's just you, all alone, tell me.
41:59How do you live with yourself?
42:02Do you even know who you are anymore?
42:10Do you want to know what it's like?
42:13Doing the dirty work.
42:17Fighting everybody.
42:19And being a nobody.
42:23The blood on my hands is mine.
42:30Because I kill a part of myself every day.
42:35I don't...
42:39Live with myself.
42:44Live with whoever you need me to be.
42:47I don't...
42:52If I don't know who I am, it's good.
42:57You don't want to know.
43:01And cut!
43:03Cut!
43:13I've never seen anybody turn a performance around like they.
43:17You see, you just...
43:19I think I'll get it now.
43:20Okay, well, great.
43:22Now, it's just one more thing.
43:23It's just, you know, a bit of a rites of passage.
43:28Okay.
43:28Congratulations.
43:35Back to one.
43:36Yes, thank you.
43:38So now you're going to say your name in three...
43:44Three...
43:48Two...
43:51One...
43:55Action.
43:58The name's...
44:04Shah Jahan.
44:04Shah Jahan.
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