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00:00:14I've got eyes on target.
00:00:18What?
00:00:20The distance is 4,000 meters.
00:00:24That's too far.
00:00:26Let's abort.
00:00:27I'll make the shot.
00:00:29Wind's light.
00:00:30If I raise by 3.4 mil, shift MOA by 0.7.
00:00:34Carl, this isn't about the wind.
00:00:35You only get one shot.
00:00:37Miss and you'll give away our position.
00:00:40One shot, one kill.
00:00:57Holy mother of God.
00:00:59You made it.
00:01:004,000 meters.
00:01:02You just set a new world record, man.
00:01:05They don't call you the king of guns for nothing.
00:01:07K.O.G.
00:01:09You know, I'm not in it for the fancy titles.
00:01:14So, what's next now that your last mission's over?
00:01:17I spent my entire life in the service.
00:01:21Once this uniform comes off, I just want to get back to my gun range, my daughter, my grandkid.
00:01:28Just make it for all the time that we got lost.
00:01:32Don't worry.
00:01:33I'll miss you too, buddy.
00:01:39Carl!
00:02:06Today, we honor a national hero.
00:02:09A sniper who's defended our democracy, saved countless lives, and struck fear in our enemies.
00:02:18He now holds the record for the longest confirmed kill shot in history.
00:02:24The legendary King of Guns.
00:02:30And now, President Bradford will present our hero with the Medal of Honor.
00:02:45But please, save your applause for our hero.
00:02:48This is his first public appearance.
00:02:51Please welcome the legendary marksman, the King of Guns.
00:03:15All you have to talk about are the records I've broken.
00:03:18But no one remembers you.
00:03:20The man who died to make it happen.
00:03:23I'm done, Lewis.
00:03:25I swear that my gun will never draw blood again.
00:03:30From now on, I'll protect your family with my life.
00:03:34You can rest in peace.
00:03:38Breaking news.
00:03:40Seconds before he is to receive the Medal of Honor, the King of Guns has vanished.
00:03:55Carl, can you check a gun apart for me again?
00:03:58Not today, kiddo.
00:04:00I promised your mom I'd do ammo inventory.
00:04:02I've inspected the new guns.
00:04:04The checklist is on your desk.
00:04:05Thanks.
00:04:06Great work, Carl.
00:04:11What the hell?
00:04:20Fucking shit!
00:04:21Why is my ex-husband here?
00:04:27Why does this dog shit range not have anything other than broken down shit?
00:04:35Benny, what are you doing here?
00:04:36What?
00:04:37Can't come by and say hello to my beautiful wife?
00:04:40And maybe get a little hug from my daughter?
00:04:42Hey, Rebecca.
00:04:44Just stop, okay?
00:04:46We're divorced.
00:04:47We've been divorced for years.
00:04:48Ugh, and you haven't changed one bit.
00:04:51Still, such a fucking buzz kill.
00:04:56Hey, baby girl.
00:04:57I know that you missed your daddy.
00:04:59Right?
00:05:01You're okay.
00:05:07Just an ungrateful, spoiled, little frickin' brat.
00:05:11Just like her mother, huh?
00:05:14And look at you two.
00:05:16Only a couple years divorced, and you're already shacking it up with the local handyman.
00:05:20God, your standards have really hit rock bottom, huh?
00:05:23Carl is my employee.
00:05:25Nothing more.
00:05:26Yeah.
00:05:26Besides, I've told you a million times, I'm not paying your gambling debts.
00:05:29Now, I know you've got a little stash of money hidden.
00:05:32That's why you gave up on the Alamo.
00:05:34So just do the right fucking thing and give me my share.
00:05:37No, actually, I didn't take your money because I don't want a piece of shit like you near my daughter.
00:05:41Well, then just pay up.
00:05:43Or I'll just show up here every day.
00:05:45Hell, maybe call in for a few safety violations, get the cops breathing down your neck, and we'll see how
00:05:49long you last in this business.
00:05:50Probably not very fucking long.
00:05:52You're not getting a cent from me.
00:05:54Alright, well.
00:05:56Hey, Rebecca, honey.
00:05:57How about daddy comes and picks you up from school every day now, so we can get a lot more
00:06:01father-daughter bonding time, alright?
00:06:05Touch my daughter, see what happens.
00:06:09Woo-wee, Janey baby, looks like you got some boldness to you now.
00:06:13What are you gonna do?
00:06:14Shoot me in front of your baby girl here?
00:06:17Mommy?
00:06:18Janey.
00:06:20Put the gun down.
00:06:21That's what he wants.
00:06:22Don't let him get to you.
00:06:22Come on, Janey.
00:06:24You know I'm a B-class sharpshooter.
00:06:26I mean, I can see by the look in your eyes right now that you're not gonna pull that trigger.
00:06:31You sure about those odds?
00:06:40Well, I am a betting man.
00:06:45Mommy!
00:06:46Jane!
00:06:46Hey, Dad!
00:06:47Don't you fucking move, alright?
00:06:49You stay right there.
00:06:51Mommy!
00:06:52Now listen, baby girl.
00:06:53Tell daddy where the stash of money is.
00:06:56I-I don't know.
00:06:57Well then, daddy will give you a little push.
00:06:59I want you to think very clearly now, alright?
00:07:02Don't hurt my mommy!
00:07:03Then just tell me where the money is, sweetheart.
00:07:11Mommy!
00:07:23Was he aiming for the trigger?
00:07:25I-I mean, the precision.
00:07:33Hey.
00:07:34Come on.
00:07:37Hey.
00:07:38You're okay.
00:07:39I got you.
00:07:48What?
00:07:49What?
00:07:49You just try to fucking shoot me?
00:07:51Well...
00:07:51Well, I got news for you, pal.
00:07:53You fucking missed.
00:07:55If I was trying to shoot you, you'd be dead.
00:07:57You think you scare me?
00:07:59Everybody here knows that I'm a B-class ranked shooter.
00:08:02You don't scare me at all.
00:08:04What's it gonna take for you to leave?
00:08:06Let's do this the old school way.
00:08:08See this gun?
00:08:09I challenge you to an assembly contest.
00:08:12First one to disassemble and reassemble this gun and shoot first wins.
00:08:16If you win, I'll leave.
00:08:18If I win, then you cut off that finger that you just used to pull the trigger.
00:08:22Deal.
00:08:22No.
00:08:24Carl, you can't.
00:08:25He's professionally trained.
00:08:26Well then, baby, just fork over the money, Janie.
00:08:28That's all you gotta do.
00:08:30It's okay, Mommy.
00:08:31Carl's got this.
00:08:41Rules are simple.
00:08:43Disassemble.
00:08:45Then reassemble.
00:08:47First to fire wins.
00:08:53On your mark.
00:08:55Get set.
00:09:00Go.
00:09:11Falling behind already, huh?
00:09:19Shit.
00:09:38You're a mag.
00:09:40Genius.
00:09:41What are you telling me?
00:09:42That gun's loaded?
00:09:43You lost.
00:09:44That's impossible, alright?
00:09:45I'm a B-class sharpshooter, and you're a fucking handyman.
00:09:48You're telling me I'm-
00:09:49...
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00:09:54I know that move.
00:09:55My-my dad taught me that trick.
00:09:57Why does he know it?
00:10:01Carl, you're so cool!
00:10:02You're my hero!
00:10:04You know what, I'm sick of your shit, you little brat!
00:10:06Don't you eat that thing!
00:10:08Oh, shit!
00:10:13Hey, this ain't over yet, you know that?
00:10:17Hey, listen to me very carefully.
00:10:21You touch them again, and I'll make you suffer in ways that you can't imagine.
00:10:26Over and over until you beg me to end it.
00:10:31You don't want me to step close to them ever again? Fine, I won't fucking come near them again.
00:10:36Fuck away from you, you fucking freak.
00:10:46Hey, are you hurt?
00:10:48Carl, you're awesome!
00:10:51My gosh, I don't even want to think about what would have happened if you weren't here.
00:10:57You're bleeding.
00:10:58Oh, no, I'm fine, seriously, it's okay.
00:11:02I'll get you a bandage.
00:11:07Hey, baby, why don't you go inside while Carl helps Mommy, okay?
00:11:11Okay.
00:11:11Okay, I love you.
00:11:12I love you.
00:11:13I love you.
00:11:27It's not so bad.
00:11:29Good.
00:11:39Hey, is there something you're not telling me?
00:11:45It's just that...
00:11:46Jane.
00:11:47Mr. Redford's pulling up.
00:11:49The Chris Redford, coach of the natural shooting team.
00:11:51Come on, Cap.
00:11:52Now's your shot to impress him.
00:11:53This is Chris Redford we're talking about here.
00:11:55He's an A-class sharpshooter, and there's only 100 people in the world on his level.
00:12:00Can you imagine being that good?
00:12:01There's always someone better.
00:12:03Now, even among all of these elite sharpshooters, you won't find a better shot than the King of Guns.
00:12:07He's the best in the world.
00:12:08There's no competition.
00:12:09Do your best today.
00:12:11Okay, but just remember, this is a chance to learn from one of the greats.
00:12:14Chris Redford?
00:12:15That second-rate lieutenant stuck on gun maintenance duty?
00:12:17He's coaching the national shooting team?
00:12:21Oh, hey, um, don't leave yet.
00:12:24Look, today is huge for us.
00:12:25If Mr. Redford can endorse us, we'll be golden.
00:12:28So stick around, in case.
00:12:30In case of what?
00:12:31This loser?
00:12:32Jane, I honestly don't understand why you insist on keeping him around.
00:12:35Jane, he's only been with us for a year, and today is huge.
00:12:39I mean, we can't afford to take that risk.
00:12:40Yeah, he's good at sweeping floors and cleaning barrels, but that's it.
00:12:45Let's leave it to the professionals.
00:12:46Just stop being condescending, okay?
00:12:49Carl's one of us.
00:12:50And plus, he could use the experience, so be nice.
00:12:53All right, go get ready.
00:12:54I'm going to go show Coach Redford around.
00:12:56Just remember, if we can impress him, this will be huge for us.
00:12:59A game.
00:13:04Know your place, handyman.
00:13:05Don't even think about making a scene.
00:13:07Keep your head on straight if you want to shoot straight.
00:13:09I'm a pro.
00:13:10I don't need tips from a handyman.
00:13:12Stay in your lane.
00:13:13You think you know more than our captain?
00:13:15You haven't even taken a shot around here.
00:13:16A nobody like you might not get it, but this is a big deal for us.
00:13:23You better not mess it up.
00:13:32This is Alex, captain of our shooting club.
00:13:37He's the best shot we got.
00:13:40Watch and learn, handyman.
00:13:59You better not mess it up.
00:14:18Not bad.
00:14:19Good shot.
00:14:20Great accuracy.
00:14:21Yeah, nines all around.
00:14:23You really are our best.
00:14:24I'm a professional.
00:14:25Unlike someone who probably can't even hit the target.
00:14:28Captain, show him who's boss.
00:14:30Yeah.
00:14:31Watch and learn, loser.
00:14:41You're up, handyman.
00:14:42Fix this piece of junk.
00:14:44Go on, handyman.
00:14:45It's your time to shine.
00:14:47Shine?
00:14:48Look at how dirty his hands are.
00:14:50All he's shining are guns these days.
00:15:00Isn't Carl the coolest?
00:15:03Sure.
00:15:04If you're six.
00:15:08So quickly?
00:15:11No, there's no way you can fix anything.
00:15:12And where's the scope?
00:15:13Don't be fooled by his little party tricks, kid.
00:15:16Hey, it'll jam again soon.
00:15:18Give it three shots.
00:15:19Tops.
00:15:20Hey, uh, Carl, maybe just, like, double check it one more time.
00:15:23I don't want it failing right now.
00:15:25Why don't you take a few shots first?
00:15:28Get past three and I'll take it.
00:15:29You're not going to embarrass me.
00:15:37What?
00:15:38No scope?
00:15:39I want you to get 50 meters?
00:15:41You think you hit anything?
00:15:42At this range?
00:16:04What the fuck?
00:16:06Did you see the bullseye?
00:16:08Raw.
00:16:21There.
00:16:22No jams.
00:16:25Lucky shot.
00:16:26I mean, you whipped the last three anyway.
00:16:28His stance and posture, I mean, he's definitely been professionally trained.
00:16:32He's been here for a whole year now.
00:16:35How come I never noticed?
00:16:38Was that really just a lucky shot?
00:16:41God, how dare you waste bullets and Mr. Redford's precious time?
00:16:45Mr. Redford, he's just a handyman helping at the range.
00:16:47I mean, we'd never make a mistake like this.
00:16:51Only a dump like this would hire such clowns.
00:16:55But hey, guess that's all you can afford.
00:16:59Oh, Mr. Redford.
00:17:02What a shame.
00:17:04You came all this way for a circus act.
00:17:07Is this really the best your shooting club has to offer, niece?
00:17:14You're not welcome here, Matthew.
00:17:18Wow, Jane.
00:17:19You've really turned this place into a dump.
00:17:23If my brother Lewis were still around, he'd be disappointed.
00:17:27My father was a fucking hero.
00:17:29You keep his name out of your mouth.
00:17:32What are you doing here?
00:17:34I'm here to honor my poor brother, the fallen hero.
00:17:38And to see what this scrappy little shooting range is worth.
00:17:43I'm not selling it, so you can just go.
00:17:45I'm not the one that's going to be leaving.
00:17:48This is the loan your father took to build this shooting range, putting the land up as collateral.
00:17:56You've been making all the minimum payments for the years, but the interest just keeps going up.
00:18:03Well, that's none of your business.
00:18:06I bought out the bank that financed you, which makes me your new creditor.
00:18:11You fucking asshole.
00:18:14This place was my father's pride and joy, and I would go bankrupt before selling it to you.
00:18:19One word from me, and this plot of land will be up for auction.
00:18:23This range will be mine.
00:18:25You and your nobodies can pack up your things and get lost.
00:18:30Matthew, I mean, how can you do this to us?
00:18:32You know how hard my father worked again.
00:18:34Oh, come on.
00:18:35Don't say your uncle never gave you a shot.
00:18:37With Coach Redford here, what do you say we settle this with a little contest?
00:18:43What do you want?
00:18:45You win.
00:18:46The range is yours to keep.
00:18:48I'll even fund a renovation.
00:18:50You lose.
00:18:52Shooting range is mine.
00:18:54Forever.
00:19:00Deal.
00:19:02Then it's settled.
00:19:04If we lose, are we going to get kicked out?
00:19:07Don't worry, sweetie.
00:19:09It's not going to happen.
00:19:11Don't back down now, Jane.
00:19:13Mr. Redford, as coach of the national team, we'd be honored to have you judge our little contest.
00:19:26Don't worry, Mommy, we've got Carl.
00:19:30It'll just slow us down.
00:19:46Oh, shit.
00:19:50Let's make this a best of three.
00:19:51First round is trap shooting.
00:19:5315 clay pigeons total.
00:19:55Any weapon of your choosing will provide 15 bullets.
00:20:00First person to hit the most targets in the least amount of time wins.
00:20:03Oh-ho, we got the first round in the band.
00:20:07Captain Alex here once held the state record for trap shooting.
00:20:11Shit.
00:20:11That's Nate Foster.
00:20:13He's a B-class sharpshooter.
00:20:14He's just a cowboy.
00:20:15What's the big deal?
00:20:17Jane, leave this first round up to me.
00:20:18Yeah, you'll definitely win this.
00:20:20Okay, guys.
00:20:21Even though he's only a B-class sharpshooter, he's beaten A-class gunman in clay pigeon shooting twice.
00:20:26Two A-class shooters?
00:20:28He has a specialty and it's trap shooting.
00:20:36Maybe we can use him to test the waters.
00:20:40Round one.
00:20:41Carl, you're up.
00:20:42What?
00:20:47Andy, man, he's not even on the team.
00:20:49Shouldn't we be sending our captain out there?
00:20:50Jane, he's good at polishing guns, not shooting them.
00:20:54Come on.
00:20:55Everything's on the line here.
00:20:56He's probably going to freak out and piss his pants or something.
00:20:59Jane, are you serious?
00:21:01Sending a worthless nobody?
00:21:02What, you got nothing but losers on your team?
00:21:05Damn.
00:21:07Nate was just my warm-up.
00:21:09I haven't even shown you the ace up my sleeve.
00:21:11Nate Foster is just a warm-up.
00:21:14He's better than some A-class shooters.
00:21:16Don't you get it?
00:21:17When that nobody loses, Jane will say it's because her guy's just a handyman.
00:21:21She's already looking for excuses.
00:21:24Good thing your daddy isn't around to watch you run his shooting range into the ground.
00:21:31Will you shoot for us?
00:21:36Jane, let me do this.
00:21:38Look, we need to be careful, see what Nate's level is, so just stop complaining and watch
00:21:43his every move.
00:21:44Oh, that's her plan.
00:21:46Jane thinks I'm too good to go up against the warm-up guy.
00:21:49That loser really thinks Jane believes in him.
00:21:52Ha!
00:21:53I ain't here to waste my time.
00:21:55All right?
00:21:56Y'all really sending that handyman?
00:21:58Hey, handyman.
00:21:59Not everyone gets a chance to lose to a B-class sharpshooter.
00:22:02Consider it an honor.
00:22:03Maybe he'll finally see us as the real gunslingers we are.
00:22:06Yeah, he's just a gun-polishing grunt.
00:22:09Does he really think he's been kind of hotshot?
00:22:10Jane, are you sure?
00:22:12I mean, your opponent is a B-class shooter.
00:22:15I've made my choice.
00:22:17All right.
00:22:18Contestants, choose your weapon.
00:22:21He's actually going up there.
00:22:23I can't tell if he's brave or just stupid.
00:22:34I didn't come here to pick on something newbie.
00:22:36Especially a grunt like you,
00:22:38not even fit enough to polish my guns.
00:22:40So you go ahead, princess.
00:22:42You can pick first.
00:22:52What?
00:22:53The shotgun is sitting right there,
00:22:55and he's picking handguns?
00:22:57Probably because he doesn't know how to use a shotgun.
00:22:59That loser's about to embarrass us all.
00:23:02Especially your mommy.
00:23:04Oh, no.
00:23:05Was I wrong to choose him?
00:23:08Nice.
00:23:09I thought this was going to be a boring snooze fest.
00:23:12Luckily, you brought us a clown to keep us laughing.
00:23:17Girl, what's going on in that head of yours?
00:23:20Say it ain't so.
00:23:21I'm really not going to pick that shotgun there, huh?
00:23:24Too loud for them fragile ears ears?
00:23:26Yeah, for something this easy, shotgun's overkill.
00:23:32Whoa.
00:23:33Don't say I didn't warn you.
00:23:35Look here, I'm down an eye.
00:23:37Imagine how ugly it'd be if I had both, huh?
00:23:41Nate Foster.
00:23:43Load and make ready.
00:24:10And that was Nate Foster.
00:24:1115 out of 15, just under 20 seconds.
00:24:1515 in 20 seconds?
00:24:17Didn't he forget that bullet?
00:24:20No, he did it on purpose.
00:24:22He even set aside a bullet to kill two birds with one shot.
00:24:25And he's a B-class shooter?
00:24:27No way.
00:24:27That's an A-class performance if I've ever seen one.
00:24:30No, he's doing it to mess with Carl.
00:24:32He's trying to, like, frazzle him.
00:24:33Either way, Carl doesn't stand a fucking chance.
00:24:35There.
00:24:37Souvenir for you to remember you buy.
00:24:40Something to remember the day you got destroyed.
00:24:42Or better yet, blow your brains out.
00:24:45After you're drowning in shame, huh?
00:24:52Carl, you're up.
00:25:00Nate Foster is on another level.
00:25:02At this point, all he can do is save himself the embarrassment.
00:25:06No, no, no.
00:25:07Let him try.
00:25:08Can't wait to see him shit the best.
00:25:10Been acting all high and mighty for way too long.
00:25:12About time someone cut you down to size.
00:25:14Jane's about to see you for what you really are, a worthless handyman.
00:25:18Not too late to switch guns there, partner.
00:25:20I even turned a blind eye.
00:25:21Jane, just tell Carl to fork it.
00:25:23He's done enough already.
00:25:24I'll put the team on my back.
00:25:25We'll win the next round.
00:25:26Maybe I'm asking too much of him.
00:25:29Carl can do it.
00:25:30I believe in him.
00:25:36Would you look at that?
00:25:37He has a little fan.
00:25:39Mommy should have taught you to not trust bad men.
00:25:44Carl wouldn't lie to me.
00:25:46He's not a bad man.
00:25:48You are.
00:25:5417.
00:25:55What's that supposed to mean?
00:26:10Look.
00:26:11This loser's out of his mind.
00:26:14Ha!
00:26:14What's he covering his eyes for?
00:26:162.
00:26:252.
00:26:2812.
00:26:2812.
00:26:2813.
00:26:2813.
00:26:2814.
00:26:2813.
00:26:2914.
00:26:2915.
00:26:3015.
00:26:3622.
00:26:3721.
00:26:4521.
00:26:4619.
00:26:46I got eyes on target.
00:26:50What?
00:26:52The distance is 4,000 meters.
00:26:56That's too far.
00:26:58Let's abort.
00:26:59I'll make the shot.
00:27:01Wind's light.
00:27:02If I raise by 3.4 mil, shift MOA by 0.7.
00:27:06Carl, this isn't about the wind.
00:27:07You only get one shot.
00:27:09Miss and you'll give away our position.
00:27:12One shot, one kill.
00:27:29Holy mother of God.
00:27:31You made it.
00:27:324,000 meters.
00:27:34You just set a new world record, man.
00:27:37I don't call you the king of guns for nothing.
00:27:39K.O.G.
00:27:41You know, I'm not in it for the fancy titles.
00:27:46So, what's next now that your last mission's over?
00:27:49I don't know.
00:27:51Spent my entire life in the service.
00:27:53Once this uniform comes off, I just want to get back to my gun range, my daughter, my grandkid.
00:28:00Just make up for all the time that we got lost.
00:28:04Don't worry.
00:28:05I'll miss you too, buddy.
00:28:10Carl!
00:28:13What!
00:28:28Don't worry.
00:28:38Today, we honor a national hero, a sniper who's defended our democracy, saved countless
00:28:46lives and struck fear in our enemies.
00:28:50He now holds the record for the longest confirmed kill shot in history, the legendary King of
00:28:58Guns.
00:29:02And now, President Bradford will present our hero with the Medal of Honor.
00:29:16But please, save your applause for our hero.
00:29:20This is his first public appearance.
00:29:23Please welcome, the legendary marksman, the King of Guns.
00:29:46All they talk about are the records I've broken.
00:29:50But no one remembers you, the man who died to make it happen.
00:29:54I'm done, Louis.
00:29:57I swear that my gun will never draw blood again.
00:30:02From now on, I'll protect your family with my life.
00:30:06You can rest in peace.
00:30:10Breaking news, seconds before he is to receive the Medal of Honor, the King of Guns has vanished.
00:30:27Carl, can you take a gun apart for me again?
00:30:30Not today, kiddo.
00:30:32I promised your mom I'd do ammo inventory.
00:30:34I inspected the new guns, the checklist is on your desk.
00:30:37Thanks.
00:30:38Great work, Carl.
00:30:43What the hell?
00:30:52Fucking shit!
00:30:53Why is my ex-husband here?
00:30:59Why does this dog shit range not have anything other than broken down shit?
00:31:07Benny, what are you doing here?
00:31:08What?
00:31:09Can't come by and say hello to my beautiful wife?
00:31:12And maybe get a little hug from my daughter?
00:31:14Hey, Rebecca!
00:31:16Just stop, okay?
00:31:18We're divorced.
00:31:19We've been divorced for years.
00:31:20Ugh, and you haven't changed one bit.
00:31:22Still, such a fucking buzzkill.
00:31:28Hey, baby girl.
00:31:29I know that you missed your daddy.
00:31:31Right?
00:31:33You're okay.
00:31:39Just an ungrateful, spoiled little frickin' brat.
00:31:43Just like her mother, huh?
00:31:46And look at you two.
00:31:48Only a couple years divorced, and you're already shacking it up with the local handyman.
00:31:52God, your standards have really hit rock bottom, huh?
00:31:55Carl is my employee.
00:31:57Nothing more.
00:31:57Yeah.
00:31:58Besides, I've told you a million times I'm not paying your gambling debts.
00:32:01Now, I know you got a little stash of money hidden.
00:32:04That's why you gave up on the Alamo.
00:32:06So just do the right fucking thing and give me my share.
00:32:09No, actually, I didn't take your money because I don't want a piece of shit like you near my daughter.
00:32:12Well, then just pay up.
00:32:15Or I'll just show up here every day.
00:32:17Hell, maybe call in for a few safety violations, get the cops breathing down your neck,
00:32:21and we'll see how long you last in this business.
00:32:22Probably not very fucking long.
00:32:24You're not getting a cent from me.
00:32:26All right, well.
00:32:27Hey, Rebecca, honey.
00:32:29How about daddy comes and picks you up from school every day now,
00:32:32so we could get a lot more father-daughter bonding time, all right?
00:32:37Touch my daughter, see what happens.
00:32:41Ooh-wee, Janey baby.
00:32:42Looks like you got some boldness to you now.
00:32:45What are you gonna do?
00:32:46Shoot me in front of your baby girl here?
00:32:49Mommy?
00:32:50Janey, put the gun down.
00:32:53That's what he wants.
00:32:53Don't let him get to you.
00:32:54Come on, Janey.
00:32:55You know I'm a B-class sharpshooter.
00:32:58I mean, I can see by the look in your eyes right now
00:33:01that you're not gonna pull that trigger.
00:33:03You sure about those odds?
00:33:12Well, I am a betting man.
00:33:17Mommy!
00:33:17Jane!
00:33:18Hey, Dad!
00:33:19Don't you fucking move, all right?
00:33:21You stay right there.
00:33:23Mommy!
00:33:24Now listen, baby girl.
00:33:25Tell daddy where the stash of money is.
00:33:28I don't know.
00:33:29Well then, daddy will give you a little push.
00:33:31I want you to think very clearly now, all right?
00:33:33Don't hurt my mommy!
00:33:35Then just tell me where the money is, sweetheart.
00:33:43Mommy!
00:33:55Was he aiming for the trigger?
00:33:58I mean, the precision.
00:34:05Hey.
00:34:06Come on.
00:34:07You look okay.
00:34:09Hey.
00:34:10You're okay.
00:34:11I got you.
00:34:20What?
00:34:21You just try to fucking shoot me?
00:34:23Well, I got news for you, pal.
00:34:25You fucking missed.
00:34:26If I was trying to shoot you, you'd be dead.
00:34:29You think you scare me?
00:34:31Everybody here knows that I'm a B-class ranked shooter.
00:34:34You don't scare me at all.
00:34:36What's it gonna take for you to leave?
00:34:38Let's do this the old school way.
00:34:40See this gun?
00:34:41I challenge you to an assembly contest.
00:34:44First one to disassemble and reassemble this gun and shoot first wins.
00:34:48If you win, I'll leave.
00:34:50If I win, then you cut off that finger that you just used to pull the trigger.
00:34:54Deal.
00:34:55No, Carl, you can't.
00:34:56He's professionally trained.
00:34:58Well then, baby, just fork over the money, Janie.
00:35:00That's all you gotta do.
00:35:02It's okay, Mommy.
00:35:03Carl's got this.
00:35:13Rules are simple.
00:35:14Disassemble.
00:35:17Then reassemble.
00:35:19First to fire wins.
00:35:25On your mark.
00:35:27Get set.
00:35:32Go.
00:35:43Falling behind already, huh?
00:35:51Shit.
00:36:10You're a mag, genius.
00:36:13You're a mag.
00:36:14What are you telling me?
00:36:14That gun's loaded?
00:36:15You lost.
00:36:16That's impossible, alright?
00:36:17I'm a B-class sharpshooter and you're a fucking handyman.
00:36:20You're telling me...
00:36:21You're telling me...
00:36:21... I'm a B-class sharpshooter and you're a fucking handyman.
00:36:24I'm a B-class sharpshooter.
00:36:26I know that move, my dad taught me that trick. Why does he know it?
00:36:33Carl, you're so cool! You're my hero!
00:36:35You know what? I'm sick of your shit, you little brat!
00:36:38Don't you even think...
00:36:40Oh shit!
00:36:45This ain't over yet, you know that?
00:36:50Hey. Hey, listen to me very carefully.
00:36:53You touch them again, and I'll make you suffer in ways that you can't imagine.
00:36:58Over and over until you beg me to end it.
00:37:03You don't want me to step close to him ever again? Fine, I won't fucking come near him again.
00:37:08Fuck away from me, you fucking freak!
00:37:18Hey, are you hurt?
00:37:20Carl, you're awesome!
00:37:23My gosh, I don't even want to think about what would have happened if you weren't here.
00:37:29You're bleeding.
00:37:30Oh, no, I'm fine. Seriously, it's okay.
00:37:34I'll get you a bandage.
00:37:39Hey, baby. Why don't you go inside while Carl helps Mommy, okay?
00:37:43Okay.
00:37:43Okay, I love you.
00:37:44I love you!
00:37:45I love you.
00:37:59It's not so bad.
00:38:01Good.
00:38:11Hey, is there something you're not telling me?
00:38:17It's just that...
00:38:18Jane.
00:38:19Mr. Redford's pulling up.
00:38:21The Chris Redford, coach of the national shooting team.
00:38:23Come on, Cap. Now's your shot to impress him.
00:38:25This is Chris Redford we're talking about here.
00:38:27He's an A-class sharpshooter, and there's only a hundred people in the world on his level.
00:38:32Can you imagine being that good?
00:38:33Is always someone better.
00:38:35Now, even among all of these elite sharpshooters, you won't find a better shot than the King of Guns. He's
00:38:39the best in the world. There's no competition. Do your best today.
00:38:42Okay, but just remember, this is a chance to learn from one of the greats.
00:38:46Chris Redford? That second-rate lieutenant stuck on gun maintenance duty? He's coaching the national shooting team?
00:38:53Oh, hey, um, don't leave yet.
00:38:55Look, today is huge for us. If Mr. Redford can endorse us, we'll be golden. So stick around? In case?
00:39:02In case of what? This loser? Jane, I honestly don't understand why you insist on keeping him around.
00:39:06Jane, he's only been with us for a year, and today is huge. I mean, we can't afford to take
00:39:11that risk.
00:39:12Yeah, he's good at sweeping floors and cleaning barrels, but that's it. Let's leave it to the professionals.
00:39:18Just stop being condescending, okay? Carl's one of us. And plus, he could use the experience, so be nice.
00:39:24All right, go get ready. I'm gonna go show Coach Redford around. And just remember, if we can impress him,
00:39:29this will be huge for us. A game.
00:39:35Know your place, handyman. Don't even think about making a scene.
00:39:39Keep your head on straight if you want to shoot straight.
00:39:41I'm a pro. I don't need tips from a handyman. Stay in your lane.
00:39:45You think you know more than our captain? You haven't even taken a shot around here.
00:39:49A nobody like you might not get it, but this is a big deal for us.
00:39:54You better not mess it up.
00:40:04This is Alex, captain of our shooting club. He's the best shot we got.
00:40:12Watch and learn, handyman.
00:40:50Not bad.
00:40:51Good shot. Great accuracy. Yeah, dines all around. You really are our best.
00:40:56I'm a professional. Unlike someone who probably can't even hit the target.
00:41:00Captain, show him who's boss.
00:41:02Yeah. Watch and learn, loser.
00:41:13You're up, handyman. Fix this piece of junk.
00:41:16Go on, handyman. It's your time to shine.
00:41:19Shine? Look at how dirty his hands are. All he's shining are guns these days.
00:41:32Isn't Carl the coolest?
00:41:35Sure. If you're six.
00:41:40So quickly?
00:41:42No, there's no way you can fix anything. And where's the scope?
00:41:45Don't be fooled by his little party tricks, kid.
00:41:48Hey, it'll jam again soon. Give it three shots. Tops.
00:41:52Hey, uh, Carl. Maybe just, like, double check it one more time. I don't want it failing right now.
00:41:57Why don't you take a few shots first? Get past three and I'll take it.
00:42:01You're not gonna embarrass me.
00:42:09What? No, no scope? I want you to get 50 meters?
00:42:13You think you hit anything?
00:42:14At this range?
00:42:35What the fuck?
00:42:37You see the bullseye?
00:42:40Raw?
00:42:53There. No jams.
00:42:57Lucky shot. I mean, you whipped the last three anyway.
00:43:00His stance and posture. I mean, he's definitely been professionally trained. He's been here for a whole year now. How
00:43:08come I never noticed?
00:43:10Was that really just a lucky shot?
00:43:13God, how dare you waste bullets? And Mr. Redford's precious time.
00:43:17Mr. Redford, he's just a handyman helping at the range. I mean, we'd never make a mistake like this.
00:43:23Only a dump like this would hire such clowns.
00:43:27But hey, guess that's all you can afford.
00:43:31Oh, Mr. Redford. What a shame.
00:43:35You came all this way for a circus act.
00:43:39Is this really the best your shooting club has to offer, niece?
00:43:46You're not welcome here, Matthew.
00:43:50Wow, Jane. You've really turned this place into a dump.
00:43:54If my brother Lewis were still around, he'd be disappointed.
00:43:59My father was a fucking hero. You keep his name out of your mouth.
00:44:04What are you doing here?
00:44:06I'm here to honor my poor brother, the fallen hero.
00:44:10And to see what this scrappy little shooting range is worth.
00:44:15I'm not selling it, so you can just go.
00:44:17I'm not the one that's going to be leaving.
00:44:20This is the loan your father took to build this shooting range, putting the land up as collateral.
00:44:28You've been making all the minimum payments for the years, but the interest just keeps going up.
00:44:35Well, that's none of your business.
00:44:37I bought out the bank that financed you, which makes me your new creditor.
00:44:43You fucking asshole. This place was my father's pride and joy, and I would go bankrupt before selling it to
00:44:49you.
00:44:51One word from me, and this plot of land will be up for auction. This range will be mine.
00:44:57You and your nobodies can pack up your things and get lost.
00:45:02Matthew, I mean, how can you do this to us? You know how hard my father worked to get-
00:45:06Oh, come on! Don't say your uncle never gave you a shot.
00:45:09With Coach Redford here, what do you say we settle this with a little contest?
00:45:15What do you want?
00:45:16You win, the range is yours to keep. I'll even fund a renovation.
00:45:22You lose, the shooting range is mine forever.
00:45:32Deal.
00:45:34Then it's settled.
00:45:36If we lose, are we gonna get kicked out?
00:45:39Don't worry, sweetie. It's not gonna happen.
00:45:42Don't back down now, Jane.
00:45:45Mr. Redford, as coach of the national team, we'd be honored to have you judge our little contest.
00:45:58Don't worry, Mommy. We've got Carl.
00:46:02It'll just slow us down.
00:46:18Oh shit!
00:46:21Let's make this the best of three.
00:46:23First round is trap shooting, 15 clay pigeons total.
00:46:27Any weapon of your choosing will provide 15 bullets.
00:46:31First person to hit the most targets in the least amount of time wins.
00:46:35Oh-ho! We got the first round in the bag!
00:46:39Captain Alex here once held the state record for trap shooting.
00:46:42Shit, that's Nate Foster. He's a B-class sharpshooter.
00:46:46He's just a cowboy. What's the big deal?
00:46:49Jane, leave this first round up to me.
00:46:50Yeah, you'll definitely win this.
00:46:52Okay, guys, even though he's only a B-class sharpshooter,
00:46:55he's beaten A-class gunman in clay pigeon shooting twice.
00:46:58Two A-class shooters?
00:47:00He has a specialty and it's trap shooting.
00:47:08Maybe we can use him to test the waters.
00:47:12Round one. Carl, you're up.
00:47:14What?
00:47:19Handy man, he's not even on the team.
00:47:20Shouldn't we be sending our captain out there?
00:47:22Jane, he's good at polishing guns, not shooting them.
00:47:26Come on. Everything's on the line here.
00:47:28He's probably gonna freak out and piss his pants or something.
00:47:31Jane, are you serious?
00:47:33Sending a worthless nobody?
00:47:34What, you got nothing but losers on your team?
00:47:37Damn.
00:47:39Nate was just my warm-up.
00:47:41I haven't even shown you the ace up my sleeve.
00:47:43Nate Foster is just a warm-up.
00:47:46He's better than some A-class shooters.
00:47:48Don't you get it?
00:47:49When that nobody loses, Jane will say it's because her guy's just a handyman.
00:47:53She's already looking for excuses.
00:47:55Good thing your daddy isn't around to watch you run his shooting range into the ground.
00:48:03Will you shoot for us?
00:48:08Jane, let me do this.
00:48:10Look, we need to be careful.
00:48:11See what Nate's level is, so just stop complaining.
00:48:14And watch his every move.
00:48:16Oh, that's her plan.
00:48:18Jane thinks I'm too good to go up against the warm-up guy.
00:48:21That loser really thinks Jane believes in him.
00:48:24Ha!
00:48:25I ain't here to waste my time.
00:48:27Alright?
00:48:28Y'all really sitting in that handyman?
00:48:30Hey, handyman.
00:48:31Not everyone gets a chance to lose to a B-class sharpshooter.
00:48:34Consider it an honor.
00:48:35Maybe he'll finally see us as the real gunslingers we are.
00:48:38Yeah, he's just a gun-polishing grunt.
00:48:40Does he really think he's been kind of hotshot?
00:48:42Jane, are you sure?
00:48:44I mean, your opponent is a B-class shooter.
00:48:47I've made my choice.
00:48:48Alright.
00:48:50Contestants, choose your weapon.
00:48:53He's actually going up there.
00:48:54I can't tell if he's brave or just stupid.
00:49:06I didn't come here to pick on something newbie.
00:49:08Especially grunt like you not even fit enough to polish my guns.
00:49:12So you go ahead, princess.
00:49:14You can pick first.
00:49:24What?
00:49:25The shotgun is sitting right there and he's picking handguns?
00:49:28Probably because he doesn't know how to use a shotgun.
00:49:31That loser's about to embarrass us all.
00:49:34Especially your mommy.
00:49:36Oh no.
00:49:37Was I wrong to choose him?
00:49:40Nice!
00:49:41I thought this was going to be a boring snoozefest.
00:49:44Luckily, you brought us a clown to keep us laughing.
00:49:49Girl, what's going on in that head of yours?
00:49:52Say it ain't so.
00:49:53Really not going to pick that shotgun there, huh?
00:49:55Too loud for them fragile ears ears?
00:49:58Nah, for something this easy.
00:50:00Shotgun's overkill.
00:50:04Oh.
00:50:05Don't say I didn't warn you.
00:50:07Look here, I'm down an eye.
00:50:09Imagine how ugly it'd be if I had both, huh?
00:50:13Nate Foster.
00:50:15Load and make ready.
00:50:42And that was Nate Foster.
00:50:4315 out of 15.
00:50:45Just under 20 seconds.
00:50:4715 in 20 seconds?
00:50:49Didn't he forget that bullet?
00:50:51No.
00:50:52He did it on purpose.
00:50:54He even set aside a bullet to kill two birds with one shot.
00:50:57And he's a B-class shooter?
00:50:59No way.
00:50:59That's an A-class performance if I've ever seen one.
00:51:02No, he's doing it to mess with Carl.
00:51:04He's trying to, like, frazzle him.
00:51:05Either way, Carl doesn't stand a fucking chance.
00:51:08There.
00:51:09A souvenir for you to remember you buy.
00:51:12Something to remember the day you got destroyed.
00:51:14Or better yet,
00:51:16blow your brains out.
00:51:17After you're drowning in shame, huh?
00:51:24Carl.
00:51:25You're up.
00:51:32Nate Foster is on another level.
00:51:34At this point, all he can do is save himself the embarrassment.
00:51:38No, no, no.
00:51:39Let him try.
00:51:40Can't wait to see him shit the bag.
00:51:42I've been acting all high and mighty for way too long.
00:51:44About time someone will cut you down to size.
00:51:46Jane's about to see you for what you really are.
00:51:48A worthless handyman.
00:51:49Not too late to switch guns there, partner.
00:51:52I even turned a blind eye.
00:51:54Jane, just tell Carl to forfeit.
00:51:55He's done enough already.
00:51:56I'll put the team on my back.
00:51:57We'll win the next round.
00:51:58Maybe I'm asking too much of him.
00:52:01Carl can do it.
00:52:02I believe in him.
00:52:08Would you look at that?
00:52:09He has a little fan.
00:52:11Mommy should have taught you to not trust bad men.
00:52:16Carl wouldn't lie to me.
00:52:18He's not a bad man.
00:52:20You are.
00:52:26Seventeen.
00:52:27What's that supposed to mean?
00:52:42Look.
00:52:43This loser's out of his mind.
00:52:45Ha!
00:52:46What's he covering his eyes for?
00:53:18I got eyes on target.
00:53:22What?
00:53:24The distance is 4,000 meters.
00:53:28That's too far.
00:53:30Let's abort.
00:53:31I'll make the shot.
00:53:33Wind's light.
00:53:34I raise by 3.4 mil.
00:53:36Shift MOA by 0.7.
00:53:37Carl, this isn't about the wind.
00:53:39We only get one shot.
00:53:41Miss and you'll give away our position.
00:53:44One shot.
00:53:46One kill.
00:54:01Holy mother of god.
00:54:03You made it.
00:54:044,000 meters.
00:54:06You just set a new world record man.
00:54:08They don't call you the king of guns for nothing.
00:54:11K.O.G.
00:54:13Hey, you know I'm not in it for the fancy titles.
00:54:17So.
00:54:19What's next now that your last mission's over?
00:54:21I don't know.
00:54:23Spent my entire life in the service.
00:54:25Once this uniform comes off,
00:54:27I just want to get back to my gun range,
00:54:29my daughter,
00:54:30my grandkid.
00:54:32Just make up for all the time that we got lost.
00:54:36Don't worry.
00:54:37I'll miss you too, buddy.
00:54:42Carl!
00:54:51Carl!
00:55:10Today we honor a national hero, a sniper who's defended our democracy, saved countless lives,
00:55:18and struck fear in our enemies. He now holds the record for the longest confirmed kill shot in history, the
00:55:28legendary King of Guns.
00:55:34And now, President Bradford will present our hero with the Medal of Honor.
00:55:46Thank you. Thank you. But please, save your applause for our hero.
00:55:52This is his first public appearance. Please welcome the legendary marksman, the King of Guns.
00:56:18All they talk about are the records I've broken.
00:56:22But no one remembers you. The man who died to make it happen.
00:56:27I'm done, Louis. I swear that my gun will never draw blood again.
00:56:34From now on, I'll protect your family with my life. You can rest in peace.
00:56:42Breaking news. Seconds before he is to receive the Medal of Honor, the King of Guns has vanished.
00:56:59Carl, can you take a gun apart for me again?
00:57:02Not today, kiddo. I promised your mom I'd do ammo inventory. I inspected the new guns. The checklist is on
00:57:08your desk.
00:57:09Thanks. Great work, Carl.
00:57:15What the hell?
00:57:24Fucking shit!
00:57:25Why is my ex-husband here?
00:57:31Why does this dog shit range not have anything other than broken down shit?
00:57:38Benny, what are you doing here?
00:57:40What? Can't come by and say hello to my beautiful wife and maybe get a little hug from my daughter?
00:57:46Hey, Rebecca!
00:57:48Just stop, okay? We're divorced. We've been divorced for years.
00:57:52Ugh, and you haven't changed one bit. Still, such a fucking buzz kill.
00:58:00Hey, baby girl. I know that you missed your daddy, right?
00:58:05You're okay.
00:58:11Just an ungrateful, spoiled, little frickin' brat. Just like her mother, huh?
00:58:18And look at you two. Only a couple years divorced and you're already shacking it up with the local handyman.
00:58:24God, your standards have really hit rock bottom, huh?
00:58:27Carl is my employee. Nothing more.
00:58:29Yeah.
00:58:30Besides, I've told you a million times I'm not paying your gambling debts.
00:58:33Now, I know you've got a little stash of money hidden.
00:58:36That's why you gave up on the Alamo.
00:58:38So just do the right fucking thing and give me my share.
00:58:41No, actually, I didn't take your money because I don't want a piece of shit like you near my daughter.
00:58:45Well, then just pay up!
00:58:46Or I'll just show up here every day.
00:58:49Hell, maybe call in for a few safety violations, get the cops breathing down your neck, and we'll see how
00:58:53long you last in this business.
00:58:54Probably not very fucking long.
00:58:56You're not getting a cent from me.
00:58:58All right, well.
00:58:59Hey, Rebecca, honey.
00:59:01How about daddy comes and picks you up from school every day now so we can get a lot more
00:59:05father-daughter bonding time, all right?
00:59:09Touch my daughter, see what happens.
00:59:13Woo-wee, Janie baby!
00:59:14Looks like you got some boldness to you now.
00:59:17What are you gonna do?
00:59:18Shoot me in front of your baby girl here?
00:59:21Mommy?
00:59:23Janie, put the gun down.
00:59:25That's what he wants.
00:59:25Don't let him get to you.
00:59:26Come on, Janie.
00:59:27You know I'm a B-class sharpshooter.
00:59:30I mean, I can see by the look in your eyes right now that you're not gonna pull that trigger.
00:59:35You sure about those odds?
00:59:44Well, I am a betting man.
00:59:48Mommy!
00:59:49Jane!
00:59:50Hey, don't you fucking move, all right?
00:59:53You stay right there.
00:59:55Mommy!
00:59:55Mommy!
00:59:56Now listen, baby girl.
00:59:57Tell daddy where the stash of money is.
01:00:00I don't know.
01:00:01Well, then daddy will give you a little push.
01:00:03I want you to think very clearly now, all right?
01:00:05Don't hurt my mommy!
01:00:07Then just tell me where the money is, sweetheart.
01:00:14Mommy!
01:00:15Mommy!
01:00:16Mommy!
01:00:16Mommy!
01:00:20Mommy!
01:00:20Mommy!
01:00:20Mommy!
01:00:20Mommy!
01:00:23Mommy!
01:00:27Mommy!
01:00:28Was he aiming for the trigger?
01:00:29I mean, the precision?
01:00:37Hey, come on.
01:00:41Hey, you're okay.
01:00:43I got you.
01:00:52What...
01:00:53What, you just try to fucking shoot me?
01:00:55Well...
01:00:55Well, I got news for you, pal.
01:00:57You fucking missed.
01:00:58If I was trying to shoot you,
01:01:00he'd be dead.
01:01:01You think he'd scare me?
01:01:03Everybody here knows that I'm a B-class ranked shooter.
01:01:06You don't scare me at all.
01:01:08What's it gonna take for you to leave?
01:01:10Let's do this the old school way.
01:01:12See this gun?
01:01:13I challenge you to an assembly contest.
01:01:16First one to disassemble and reassemble this gun and shoot first wins.
01:01:20If you win, I'll leave.
01:01:22If I win, then you cut off that finger that you just used to pull the trigger.
01:01:26Deal.
01:01:27No, Carl, you can't. He's professionally trained.
01:01:29Well, then, baby, just fork over the money, Janie.
01:01:32That's all you gotta do.
01:01:34It's okay, Mommy. Carl's got this.
01:01:45Rules are simple.
01:01:46Disassemble.
01:01:49Then reassemble.
01:01:51First to fire wins.
01:01:57On your mark.
01:01:59Get set.
01:02:03Go.
01:02:15Falling behind already, huh?
01:02:23Shit.
01:02:42You're a mag.
01:02:43Genius.
01:02:45What are you telling me? That gun's loaded?
01:02:47You lost.
01:02:48That's impossible, all right?
01:02:49I'm a B-class sharpshooter.
01:02:51You're a fucking handyman.
01:02:52You're telling me.
01:02:58I know that move.
01:02:59My dad taught me that trick.
01:03:01Why does he know it?
01:03:04Carl, you're so cool.
01:03:06You're my hero.
01:03:07You know what?
01:03:08I'm sick of your shit, you little brat.
01:03:10Don't you even think.
01:03:14Oh, shit.
01:03:17This ain't over yet, you know that?
01:03:21Hey.
01:03:22Hey, listen to me very carefully.
01:03:25You touch them again,
01:03:26and I'll make you suffer in ways
01:03:28that you can't imagine
01:03:30over and over
01:03:31until you beg me to end it.
01:03:35You don't want me to step close to him ever again?
01:03:37Fine.
01:03:37I won't fucking come near him again.
01:03:40Fucking away from me,
01:03:41you fucking freak.
01:03:50Hey, are you hurt?
01:03:52Carl, you're awesome!
01:03:55My gosh, I don't even want to think
01:03:57about what would have happened
01:03:58if you weren't here.
01:04:00You're bleeding.
01:04:02Oh, no.
01:04:03I'm fine.
01:04:04Seriously, it's okay.
01:04:06I'll get you a bandage.
01:04:11Hey, baby.
01:04:12Why don't you go inside
01:04:13while Carl helps Mommy, okay?
01:04:15Okay.
01:04:15Okay, I love you.
01:04:16I love you.
01:04:17I love you.
01:04:31It's not so bad.
01:04:33Good.
01:04:43Hey, is there something
01:04:44you're not telling me?
01:04:49It's just that...
01:04:50Jane.
01:04:51Mr. Redford's pulling up.
01:04:53The Chris Redford,
01:04:54coach of the natural shooting team.
01:04:55Come on, Cap.
01:04:56Now's your shot to impress him.
01:04:57This is Chris Redford
01:04:58we're talking about here.
01:04:59He's an A-class sharpshooter,
01:05:01and there's only 100 people
01:05:02in the world on his level.
01:05:04Can you imagine being that good?
01:05:05There's always someone better.
01:05:07Now, even among all
01:05:08of these elite sharpshooters,
01:05:09you won't find a better shot
01:05:10than the king of guns.
01:05:11He's the best in the world.
01:05:12There's no competition.
01:05:13Do your best today.
01:05:15Okay, but just remember,
01:05:16this is a chance
01:05:16to learn from one of the greats.
01:05:17Chris Redford?
01:05:18That second-rate lieutenant
01:05:20stuck on gun maintenance duty?
01:05:21He's coaching
01:05:22the national shooting team?
01:05:25Oh, hey, um,
01:05:26don't leave yet.
01:05:28Look, today is huge for us.
01:05:29If Mr. Redford can endorse us,
01:05:30we'll be golden.
01:05:31So stick around, in case.
01:05:34In case of what?
01:05:35This loser?
01:05:36Jane, I honestly don't understand
01:05:37why you insist
01:05:37on keeping him around.
01:05:39Jane, he's only been with us
01:05:40for a year,
01:05:41and today is huge.
01:05:42I mean, we can't afford
01:05:43to take that risk.
01:05:44Yeah, he's good at sweeping floors
01:05:46and cleaning barrels,
01:05:47but that's it.
01:05:49Let's leave it
01:05:49to the professionals.
01:05:50Just stop being condescending,
01:05:51okay?
01:05:52Carl's one of us.
01:05:54And plus,
01:05:54he could use the experience,
01:05:55so be nice.
01:05:56All right, go get ready.
01:05:58I'm gonna go show
01:05:58Coach Redford around.
01:05:59And just remember,
01:06:00if we can impress him,
01:06:01this will be huge for us.
01:06:03A game.
01:06:07Know your place, handyman.
01:06:09Don't even think
01:06:10about making a scene.
01:06:11Keep your head on straight
01:06:12if you want to shoot straight.
01:06:13I'm a pro.
01:06:14I don't need tips
01:06:15from a handyman.
01:06:16Stay in your lane.
01:06:16You think you know
01:06:17more than our captain?
01:06:18You haven't even
01:06:19taken a shot around here.
01:06:20A nobody like you
01:06:22might not get it,
01:06:23but this is a big deal
01:06:24for us.
01:06:26You better not mess it up.
01:06:36This is Alex,
01:06:37captain of our shooting club.
01:06:40He's the best shot we got.
01:06:44Watch and learn, handyman.
01:06:46Watch and learn, handyman.
01:07:22He's the best shot we got.
01:07:22Not bad.
01:07:23Good shot.
01:07:24Great accuracy.
01:07:25Yeah, dines all around.
01:07:26You really are our best.
01:07:28I'm a professional.
01:07:29Unlike someone who probably
01:07:31can't even hit the target.
01:07:32Captain, show him who's boss.
01:07:34Yeah.
01:07:35Watch and learn, loser.
01:07:45You're up, handyman.
01:07:46Fix this piece of junk.
01:07:48Go on, handyman.
01:07:49It's your time to shine.
01:07:51Shine?
01:07:52Look at how dirty his hands are.
01:07:54All he's shining are guns these days.
01:08:04Isn't Carl the coolest?
01:08:07Sure.
01:08:08If you're six.
01:08:12So quickly?
01:08:14No, there's no way you would fix anything.
01:08:16And where's the scope?
01:08:17Don't be fooled by his little party tricks, kid.
01:08:20Hey, it'll jam again soon.
01:08:22Give it three shots.
01:08:23Tops.
01:08:24Hey, uh, Carl, maybe just, like,
01:08:26double check it one more time.
01:08:27I don't want it failing right now.
01:08:29Why don't you take a few shots first?
01:08:31Get past three and I'll take it.
01:08:33What?
01:08:33You're not gonna embarrass me.
01:08:41What?
01:08:41No scope?
01:08:43I want you to get 50 meters?
01:08:44You think you hit anything?
01:08:46At this range?
01:09:07What?
01:09:08What the fuck?
01:09:09Did you see the bullseye?
01:09:12Raw.
01:09:25There.
01:09:26No jams.
01:09:28Lucky shot.
01:09:30I mean, you whipped the last three anyway.
01:09:33Stance and posture.
01:09:34I mean, he's definitely been professionally trained.
01:09:36He's been here for a whole year now.
01:09:39How come I never noticed?
01:09:41Was that really just a lucky shot?
01:09:44God, how dare you waste bullets?
01:09:47And Mr. Redford's precious time.
01:09:48Mr. Redford, he's just a handyman helping at the range.
01:09:51I mean, we'd never make a mistake like this.
01:09:55Only a dump like this would hire such clowns.
01:09:59But hey, guess that's all you can afford.
01:10:03Oh, Mr. Redford.
01:10:06What a shame.
01:10:07You came all this way for a circus act.
01:10:11Is this really the best your shooting club has to offer, niece?
01:10:18You're not welcome here, Matthew.
01:10:22Wow, Jane.
01:10:23You've really turned this place into a dump.
01:10:26If my brother Lewis were still around, he'd be disappointed.
01:10:31My father was a fucking hero.
01:10:33You keep his name out of your mouth.
01:10:36What are you doing here?
01:10:38I'm here to honor my poor brother, the fallen hero.
01:10:42And to see what this scrappy little shooting range is worth.
01:10:46I'm not selling it, so you can just go.
01:10:49I'm not the one that's going to be leaving.
01:10:52This is the loan your father took to build this shooting range, putting the land up as collateral.
01:11:00You've been making all the minimum payments for the years, but the interest just keeps going up.
01:11:07Well, that's none of your business.
01:11:09I bought out the bank that financed you, which makes me your new creditor.
01:11:15You fucking asshole.
01:11:17This place was my father's pride and joy, and I would go bankrupt before selling it to you.
01:11:23One word from me, and this plot of land will be up for auction.
01:11:26This range will be mine.
01:11:29You and your nobodies can pack up your things and get lost.
01:11:34Matthew, I mean, how can you do this to us?
01:11:36You know how hard my father worked again.
01:11:38Oh, come on.
01:11:39Don't say your uncle never gave you a shot.
01:11:42With Coach Redford here, what do you say we settle this with a little contest?
01:11:47What do you want?
01:11:48You win, the range is yours to keep.
01:11:51I'll even fund a renovation.
01:11:54You lose, the shooting range is mine forever.
01:12:04Deal.
01:12:06Then it's settled.
01:12:07If we lose, are we gonna get kicked out?
01:12:11Don't worry, sweetie.
01:12:13It's not gonna happen.
01:12:14Don't back down now, Jane.
01:12:17Mr. Redford, as coach of the national team, we'd be honored to have you judge our little contest.
01:12:29Don't worry, mommy.
01:12:31We've got Carl.
01:12:33It just slows down.
01:12:50Oh, shit.
01:12:53Let's make this a best of three.
01:12:55First round is trap shooting.
01:12:5715 clay pigeons total.
01:12:59Any weapon of your choosing will provide 15 bullets.
01:13:03First person to hit the most targets in the least amount of time wins.
01:13:07Oh-ho!
01:13:08We got the first round in the bag!
01:13:10Captain Alex here once held the state record for trap shooting.
01:13:14Shit.
01:13:15That's Nate Foster.
01:13:16He's a B-Class sharpshooter.
01:13:18He's just a cowboy.
01:13:19What's the big deal?
01:13:20Jane, leave this first round up to me.
01:13:22Yeah.
01:13:23You'll definitely win this.
01:13:24Okay, guys.
01:13:25Even though he's only a B-Class sharpshooter, he's beaten A-Class gunman in clay pigeon shooting
01:13:29twice.
01:13:30Two A-Class shooters?
01:13:31He has a specialty and it's trap shooting.
01:13:39Maybe we can use him to test the waters.
01:13:44Round one.
01:13:45Carl, you're up.
01:13:51Handy man, he's not even on the team.
01:13:52Shouldn't we be sending our captain out there?
01:13:54Jane, he's good at polishing guns, not shooting them.
01:13:58Come on.
01:13:58Everything's on the line here.
01:13:59He's probably going to freak out and piss his pants or something.
01:14:03Jane, are you serious?
01:14:04Sending a worthless nobody?
01:14:06What, you got nothing but losers on your team?
01:14:09Damn.
01:14:10Nate was just my warm-up.
01:14:12I haven't even shown you the ace up my sleeve.
01:14:15Nate Foster is just a warm-up?
01:14:17He's better than some A-Class shooters.
01:14:20Don't you get it?
01:14:21When that nobody loses, Jane will say it's because her guy's just a handyman.
01:14:25She's already looking for excuses.
01:14:27Good thing your daddy isn't around to watch you run his shooting range into the ground.
01:14:35Will you shoot for us?
01:14:40Jane, let me do this.
01:14:42Look, we need to be careful.
01:14:43See what Nate's level is, so just stop complaining.
01:14:46And watch his every move.
01:14:47Oh, that's her plan.
01:14:50Jane thinks I'm too good to go up against the warm-up guy.
01:14:53That loser really thinks Jane believes in him.
01:14:56Ha!
01:14:57I ain't here to waste my time.
01:15:00Y'all really sitting in that handyman?
01:15:02Hey handyman, not everyone gets a chance to lose to a B-class sharpshooter.
01:15:06Consider it an honor.
01:15:07Maybe he'll finally see us as the real gunslingers we are.
01:15:10Yeah, he's just a gun-polishing grunt.
01:15:12Does he really think he's become a hotshot?
01:15:14Jane, are you sure?
01:15:16I mean, your opponent is a B-class shooter.
01:15:18I've made my choice.
01:15:20Alright.
01:15:22Contestants, choose your weapon.
01:15:25He's actually going up there.
01:15:26I can't tell if he's brave or just stupid.
01:15:38I didn't come here to pick on something newbie.
01:15:40Especially a grunt like you not even fit enough to polish my guns.
01:15:44So you go ahead, princess.
01:15:46You can pick first.
01:15:56What?
01:15:57The shotgun is sitting right there and he's picking handguns?
01:16:00Probably because he doesn't know how to use a shotgun.
01:16:03That loser's about to embarrass us all.
01:16:05Especially your mommy.
01:16:08Oh no.
01:16:09Was I wrong to choose him?
01:16:12Nice!
01:16:13I thought this was going to be a boring snoozefest.
01:16:16Luckily, you brought us a clown to keep us laughing.
01:16:21Girl, what's going on in that head of yours?
01:16:24Say it ain't so.
01:16:25I'm really not going to pick that shotgun there, huh?
01:16:28Too loud for the fragile ears?
01:16:30Nah, for something this easy.
01:16:32Shotgun's overkill.
01:16:36Oh.
01:16:37Don't say I didn't warn you.
01:16:39Look here, I'm down an eye.
01:16:41Imagine how ugly it'd be if I had both, huh?
01:16:45Nate Foster.
01:16:47Low to make ready.
01:17:12That was Nate Foster.
01:17:1615 out of 15, just under 20 seconds.
01:17:1915 in 20 seconds?
01:17:21Didn't he forget that bullet?
01:17:23No, he did it on purpose.
01:17:26He even set aside a bullet to kill two birds with one shot.
01:17:29Needs a B-class shooter? No way.
01:17:31That's an A-class performance if I've ever seen one.
01:17:34No, he's doing it to mess with Carl.
01:17:36He's trying to, like, frazzle him.
01:17:37Either way, Carl doesn't stand a fucking chance.
01:17:40There.
01:17:41Souvenir for you to remember you buy.
01:17:43It's something to remember the day you got destroyed.
01:17:46Or better yet,
01:17:48blow your brains out
01:17:49after you're drowning in shame, huh?
01:17:56Carl, you're up.
01:18:04Nate Foster is on another level.
01:18:06At this point,
01:18:07all he can do is save himself the embarrassment.
01:18:10No, no, no. Let him try.
01:18:11I can't wait to see him shit the best.
01:18:14Been acting all high and mighty for way too long.
01:18:16About time someone will cut you down to size.
01:18:18Jane's about to see you for what you really are,
01:18:20a worthless handyman.
01:18:21Not too late to switch guns there, partner.
01:18:24I even turned a blind eye.
01:18:26Jane, just tell Carl a fork,
01:18:27and he's done enough already.
01:18:28I'll put the team on my back.
01:18:29We'll win the next round.
01:18:30Maybe I'm asking too much of him.
01:18:33Carl can do it.
01:18:34I believe in him.
01:18:40Would you look at that?
01:18:41He has a little fan.
01:18:43Mommy should have taught you to
01:18:45not trust bad men.
01:18:48Carl wouldn't lie to me.
01:18:50He's not a bad man.
01:18:52You are.
01:18:5817.
01:18:59What's that supposed to mean?
01:19:14Look.
01:19:15This loser's out of his mind.
01:19:18Ha!
01:19:18What's he covering his eyes for?
01:19:20It's over.
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