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'BEEF' stars Oscar Isaac and Carey Mulligan take Vanity Fair's infamous lie detector test. Does Carey have any notes for any of Oscar's performances? Does Oscar judge cat owners? Has Carey seen all of Oscar's projects? Is Carey Oscar's favorite work wife?

Season 2 of BEEF is available to stream exclusively on Netflix, beginning April 16.
Transcript
00:00Do you judge people who have cats?
00:03No.
00:07I hate them.
00:09They're stupid people that have cats.
00:13Carrie.
00:14Yes.
00:14Oscar.
00:15Yes, that's me.
00:16We've brought you here today to take a lie detector test.
00:18One of you will be hooked up to the machine,
00:20while the other will ask the questions.
00:22And then you'll switch.
00:24This is Jimmy, our polygraph operator.
00:28Who wants to be on the hot seat first?
00:30I feel like you're closer to it,
00:32so just for ease of use.
00:35I do.
00:40Yep.
00:41All right.
00:42You're doing great.
00:43Thanks.
00:45You're a legend.
00:46Terrified.
00:47But this was voluntary.
00:48It was a legend.
00:49Yeah.
00:50Ish.
00:53Yeah.
00:53And it shocks her if she lies?
00:57This finger.
00:58Just keep in mind, the shock goes...
01:00Oh, good.
01:01Yeah, exactly.
01:02Carrie.
01:03Yes.
01:04To calibrate the machine, I'm going to ask you some straightforward questions.
01:07Okay.
01:08Please answer honestly.
01:10Okay.
01:11Is your name Carrie Hannah Mulligan?
01:15Yes.
01:16Were you born in London, England?
01:19I was.
01:20Are you ready to take this lie detector test?
01:23Yes.
01:25All right.
01:26Jimmy, we good to go?
01:27Good to go.
01:28Okay.
01:30After being rejected by three drama schools...
01:33Yes.
01:34...you networked your way into getting an audition for Pride and Prejudice.
01:37Oh, yeah.
01:37Would you say schmoozing is a more important skill than formal training?
01:45Um...
01:45Yeah.
01:48So, do you think I wasted my time going to Juilliard?
01:52No.
01:54I see some deception here.
01:56I...
01:57No, I don't think you wasted your time going to Juilliard.
01:59It's equally important to be good at schmoozing.
02:03Which you're all so good at, to be fair.
02:06So, do you wish you went to Juilliard?
02:08I do wish I went to Juilliard.
02:10They'd never take me.
02:12So, you think I'm talented?
02:13I think you're very talented.
02:16Do you have any notes for any of my performances?
02:21No.
02:22That's not truthful.
02:25Okay.
02:31Do you think that most working actors are talented?
02:35Yes.
02:37Do you think it was your charm that brought you to Windsor Castle recently?
02:42My charm?
02:46Just exhibit A.
02:47I like that what's flown in.
02:50Um...
02:50No.
02:53Are you just saying that to appear humble?
02:57No.
02:58That was a lie.
03:00No, I'm not.
03:04Would you call me charming?
03:06Yes.
03:07Very.
03:09So, speaking of networking...
03:10Yeah.
03:11You first met this man.
03:13This man?
03:14Yeah.
03:15Yeah.
03:15And this man.
03:18Marcus Mumford.
03:19Yeah.
03:19At a sleepaway camp as children.
03:21Yes.
03:21Is it true that he, quote, wasn't boyfriend material?
03:25Yes.
03:27That is true.
03:28Why?
03:29Because he was, um...
03:33shorter than me.
03:37Oh, he had peroxide hair.
03:39Was it an intentional strategy to friendzone your future husband?
03:43No.
03:44And you two reconnected on Facebook years later?
03:46Yes.
03:47Be honest.
03:48Did you poke him?
03:49What does that mean?
03:50It's like a Facebook thing?
03:52Oh, like, uh, oh, God, I can't remember Facebook.
03:55Um, did I poke him?
03:57No.
03:58So you slid into his DMs?
04:00Yes.
04:01But he might have slid into my DMs.
04:03I can't remember.
04:04Okay.
04:07I really can't.
04:10Jimmy's not so sure.
04:11What was the line that made you reconsider him?
04:15Um, as an adult?
04:16Mm-hmm.
04:19Um, I don't think there was a specific line.
04:21Maybe shoelifts?
04:22Shoelifts.
04:24No, he'd grown a lot.
04:25Okay.
04:25Yeah.
04:26Okay.
04:26I met my wife the way normal people do.
04:29At a party.
04:30Do you think my story's less romantic than yours?
04:33Yes.
04:35She's telling the truth.
04:36Is it true that when you first heard your future husband's music, you told a friend it
04:39was shouty?
04:41Yes.
04:42That's really funny.
04:44Much too shouty.
04:45Do you still think his music is shouty?
04:47No.
04:48He's much less shouty now.
04:49Okay.
04:50Yeah.
04:51We played husband and wife in the movie Drive.
04:54Yes.
04:55Alongside this man.
04:59Ryan Gosling.
05:01Yes.
05:02Were you in-
05:02My thingy's falling down.
05:03Oh.
05:03Woo!
05:04Hang on a minute.
05:05Okay.
05:06Yeah.
05:07Got it?
05:07Yeah.
05:08Okay.
05:09Okay.
05:09Ryan Gosling does that to people.
05:11Mm-hmm.
05:12Um, were you initially upset that you had to play my wife instead of Ryan Gosling's?
05:18No.
05:20You-you want to stick with that answer?
05:23No.
05:24No.
05:24I'm-I was very happy to play your wife.
05:28And have an affair with Ryan Gosling.
05:31That's the thing.
05:32Yeah.
05:33Okay.
05:33Are you still supportive of Ryan's career?
05:36Yes!
05:39I'm not going to look at Jimmy for that one.
05:41Very.
05:42Very, very.
05:43Yeah.
05:44Very.
05:44I am.
05:45Does that mean you've seen his latest film, Project Hail Mary?
05:47I haven't yet.
05:49Since this is our third project together, are you supportive of my work and have seen all
05:55of my projects?
05:58Um, I am supportive of your work and I haven't seen all your projects.
06:02Mm, she's telling the truth.
06:04Yeah.
06:05Yeah.
06:06Drive was the first time we worked together.
06:07Did I make a good first impression?
06:09Yes.
06:10Is there anything in particular that stood out to you about me?
06:18I remember that you were a singer.
06:21She's telling the truth.
06:23Okay.
06:24Not on set, but you were a singer.
06:26Like, I remember being like, oh, he's a singer.
06:30I remember singing.
06:31No, you were, but you were gigging.
06:33You were doing gigs.
06:34And I was like, oh, he does that as well.
06:35We worked together on Inside Llewyn Davis.
06:37Yes.
06:38And you've mentioned that I got more laughs from the Coen brothers.
06:41Yeah.
06:41On set, these guys.
06:42Yeah.
06:43Be honest, did that make you jealous?
06:46Yeah.
06:48Mm-hmm.
06:49Yeah.
06:49Yeah.
06:50Do you think they just don't understand your British sense of humor?
06:53No, I just, I don't think I was that funny.
06:56But do you laugh at your own jokes?
06:57Yes.
07:00She is very truthful.
07:01She is.
07:02I know.
07:03Okay.
07:04Now, you've mentioned in an interview that you lie when people ask you what you do for a living.
07:08Carrie, do you think being an actor is embarrassing?
07:13No.
07:16It looks like there's some deception.
07:20Part of being an actor is having to do lots of promotional photo shoots.
07:23Do you find that embarrassing?
07:24Yes.
07:26She does.
07:26Mm.
07:28How did you feel about this early photo shoot?
07:31Oh, God.
07:34Do you think it's better than this one?
07:37That's so mean.
07:41Do I think mine is better than, I actually think mine is better than yours.
07:45Marginally.
07:46She's going to break the machine out of now.
07:49I don't know what it is about yours that's not working.
07:51You've also got a bad background.
07:53You've got wallpaper to contend with.
07:55As you were coming up as an actor, was auditioning ever embarrassing?
07:58Yes.
08:00Did you ever enjoy it?
08:01Yes.
08:03Have you ever done anything in an audition that you regret?
08:07Not that I don't know if I, I, no, but that, like, embarrassing, but not that I, I mean, I
08:13was trying to get the job.
08:14Like what?
08:15Like I auditioned for, um, what was the astronaut movie with Sandra Bullock?
08:22Oh, um, Gravity.
08:23I auditioned for Gravity and I had to wear a, um, space suit and a little, a big helmet and
08:29spin around out of control in space.
08:31But it was in an office in the Grove.
08:35That sounds embarrassing.
08:36Yeah.
08:37In our show, Beef.
08:38Yes.
08:39We play a married couple.
08:40Yeah.
08:41Who's seen having a disturbing fight by co-workers.
08:44Yeah.
08:45Was it difficult for you to relate to this scenario?
08:48Yes.
08:49So you're saying you have the perfect marriage?
08:53No.
08:55Is the key to a lasting relationship having a husband who can sing to you?
08:59Yeah.
09:02Have you ever gotten in a spat in public?
09:05Yes.
09:07Was it about me?
09:12No.
09:13Final question.
09:14Did you lie at any point during this lie detector test and we didn't catch you?
09:18No.
09:19Oh.
09:21It's time for you.
09:24You a bit nervous now?
09:25I've just done a lot of ninja training so I know how to control my heart rate.
09:28Oh.
09:30Oscar.
09:32To calibrate the machine, I'm going to ask you some straightforward questions.
09:35Please answer honestly.
09:37Is your full name Oscar Isaac Hernandez Estrada?
09:41Yes.
09:42Were you born in Guatemala City, Guatemala?
09:45I was.
09:46Are you nervous?
09:48No.
09:49Jimmy, we're ready to go?
09:50We are ready to go.
09:53Beef marks our third time working together.
09:56Would you say I'm a good work wife?
09:59Yes.
10:01Am I your favorite?
10:03Yes.
10:06Jimmy's ****ing you.
10:07Jimmy, this is important.
10:09It is important.
10:10I think you can trust him.
10:11He's just a little nervous.
10:13Okay.
10:13Okay, good.
10:14I'm nervous.
10:15In beef, we can't seem to get along with each other.
10:20Have you ever had a long-standing beef with anyone?
10:24Long-standing beef?
10:26No.
10:27No?
10:28Short-standing beefs.
10:29Many.
10:29No long-standing.
10:31Are you a confrontational person?
10:33I can be.
10:35Have you ever sent food back at a restaurant?
10:39No.
10:40No?
10:40No.
10:41Have you ever told a barber you didn't like a haircut?
10:45Yes.
10:46He's telling the truth.
10:47Have you ever said no to a selfie?
10:50Yes.
10:52He's being really honest.
10:53He is.
10:54That's nice.
10:55He is.
10:56Amidst the intense music rehearsals you underwent in preparation for Inside Llewyn Davis,
11:01Would you say that this was the hardest part about the role?
11:09The cat?
11:10Is that a cat?
11:11It's a cat.
11:11Yeah.
11:12Cats.
11:13Cats were not the hardest part of the role.
11:16We're not the hardest part.
11:16No.
11:17Do you judge people who have cats?
11:20No.
11:22I don't know.
11:26I hate them.
11:28They're stupid people that have cats.
11:30You know what?
11:31Straight line.
11:34Would you ever work with a cat again?
11:38No.
11:40Straight line.
11:41Are you aware that there are mixed cat breeds named after this co-star from the movie?
11:48Really?
11:49I didn't know that.
11:51Do you see the resemblance?
11:53Between him and a cat?
11:56They're like a panther.
11:59You led a scar band years ago named The Blinking Underdogs.
12:04Yes.
12:06Yes, it's true.
12:11Did you name it that because the Oscar Isaacs was too on the nose?
12:17If I would have thought of that, I would have named it that.
12:19Yes, tell them the truth.
12:20Do you feel like an underdog at heart?
12:24Yes.
12:25Yes.
12:27Is that what keeps you motivated?
12:32Yeah.
12:34Yes.
12:35Okay.
12:36Okay.
12:38Did any of your dance moves from Ex Machina come from your band?
12:44No.
12:45Oh.
12:46When was the last time you did the dance?
12:48You did it in press yesterday.
12:50Did I?
12:51No, just like the beginning of it.
12:52Yeah, yesterday.
12:56Oh, did Ex Machina make you an expert in AI?
13:01No.
13:02No.
13:03What's the best advice that you can give me about artificial intelligence?
13:08Oh, um, just to watch videos on YouTube of AI and robots because all their experiments
13:16are being put up on there and so at least we know what's coming.
13:20Okay.
13:21That's good.
13:22After the film's release, you conversed with many AI programmers.
13:25Have they shared classified information with you?
13:32No, not classified, no.
13:37You had to think about it.
13:38I'm not sure.
13:39I had to think if it was classified and no, it's not classified.
13:43Blink twice if you have information that you can't share on camera.
13:52You're known for being a serious actor.
13:55Who takes his roles very seriously.
13:59So do you consider yourself a serious person?
14:03No.
14:04No?
14:05What is silly about you?
14:07Just look at me right now.
14:09This is very silly.
14:11Do you ever unwind with some Bravo?
14:14Like the channel?
14:15Yeah.
14:16No.
14:16No.
14:17I see some deception here.
14:19Oh.
14:20I don't know what to tell you, Jimmy.
14:21Do you have any opinions on the latest Summer House drama?
14:27No.
14:28Don't know what that means.
14:29Do you think you have a good personality for reality TV?
14:32I don't think I do.
14:33No?
14:34No.
14:35Is it too much beef for you to handle?
14:37Ah.
14:38Very good.
14:39So you can only handle scripted beef?
14:42Yep.
14:43Yep.
14:44Scripted beef.
14:44I can't do improv beef.
14:47No improv beef.
14:48You can improv beef.
14:49I mean, we did kind of improv beef.
14:50We deserve improv beef.
14:52Just a touch.
14:53Just a little bit.
14:53Final question.
14:55Did you lie at any point during this lie detector test and we didn't catch you?
15:00I do love cats.
15:02You should be clear about that, by the way.
15:04I love cats.
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