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00:06Let me worry about nails.
00:08The only thing on your mind should be Nobel.
00:11General, Hilton has moved up the investor presentation to tomorrow.
00:16Unless you can figure out the formula.
00:17We are dead.
00:18I'm tiny, and I know it's a shock.
00:20Dad did this.
00:21It was an accident.
00:22Professor Littlejohn is the true author of Untitled on Purpose.
00:25Your publisher better have deep pockets.
00:28You are good people.
00:30I misappropriated my student's story and didn't correct it.
00:33I flunked out of school.
00:34I have to go in front of the review board tomorrow, make a case or whatever.
00:38Dad.
00:38What did she tell you?
00:39A lot.
00:40You know I love you, kiddo.
00:41Yeah, I know.
00:42She didn't tell me that she loved me back.
00:44Now you're being dramatic.
00:45Now she thinks I'm a fucking liar.
00:46Every dad disappoints eventually.
00:48It's finally your turn.
00:50What the fuck are you...
00:54You're dead.
00:55I am very much a lie.
00:56I never meant to hurt you.
00:57Yes, you did.
00:58Call it even, even Steven.
01:00You know she's coming for you.
01:02Oh, I do.
01:03And I can't fucking wait.
01:23Oh, God damn.
01:26Oh, Uncle Sam can get behind that, huh?
01:29My Pentagon pals are going to love this tiny shit.
01:32He's so cute.
01:33Yes, what's even cuter?
01:35Shipped across the world for the price of a first-class stamp and then restored to regular
01:39size on the battlefield from bang to boom.
01:43Oh, and with your connections, bang to boom to big fucking bucks.
01:49Yes.
01:58Close one.
01:59The close one.
01:59General, this changes everyone.
02:31I'm coming for you.
02:35You crossed the line.
02:38You made me tiny and tried to flush me down the toilet.
02:45You wanted to drown me.
02:48It's my turn now.
02:52Death is too easy, but I can make you suffer.
02:56Your swimming pool, moat, cannot stop me.
03:03I may be small forever, but I've never been more powerful.
03:19I must destroy your greatest prize.
03:23I must break you, Drago Rocky IV.
03:34Laughing up.
03:36Laugh it up.
03:42Let's reset.
03:44Let's do it.
03:44Let's do it.
03:45Let's do it.
03:46Let's do it.
03:48Let's do it.
03:51Let's do it.
04:16well well well am i to assume you're blocking my path to protect less i'm protecting science
04:24you're protecting the man who tried to kill you drawn to wrath by you it was a kiss a naked
04:31kiss fine
04:33a naked kiss now move richie please don't make me hurt you hurt me you destroyed me richie
04:51i am sorry truly sincerely sorry
05:00you're a good man a really good man now please move
05:09i implore you to think about what you're doing hilton let's move the demonstration to this
05:16morning this this is that's his last chance to fix the formula and so we just we both need
05:22him to succeed so regardless of what's happened just think about your future and mine
05:33your generosity of spirit will be instrumental in our restoration and a scientific discovery for
05:40the ages one worthy of the recognition of the highest order the nobel
05:51richie richie richie you almost had me convinced get the fuck out of my way
06:00i would rather die a six inch death than see less little john win a fucking nobel
06:13you're gone you're gone you're gone into the heart of darkness
06:21the curve follow the curve the curve to infinity
06:33you need to reset you need to rest i'm so close what's the map what is it you don't see
06:53what don't you see
07:07mommy
07:15you
08:04Yes, wake up.
08:21Fuck, where the fuck are you, you evil tiny bitch?
08:26Fuck, you made a fucking canoe.
08:31I'm bigger than you.
08:33I will crush you.
08:35I will win.
08:42Oh, come on.
08:51Help, lad.
08:53Lindy?
08:56Lindy?
08:58If you're hurt, answer me.
09:01We can call a timeout.
09:04I don't know what to do.
09:06I don't know what to do.
09:07Fuck.
09:09I'm coming, Lindy.
09:11I'm coming.
09:12I'm coming.
09:13And I'm trusting.
09:16This is the timeout, Lindy.
09:18We're free, right?
09:21I'm here now.
09:23Oh, my pathetic hero.
09:31I called a timeout.
09:33I didn't agree.
09:35You're a poor sport and a monster.
09:37You deserved it.
09:39You're a sore loser.
09:40You preyed upon the last shred of my compassion.
09:43Good.
09:44Now we're even.
09:45Time in.
09:46So there was a timeout.
09:48In your mind, I'm dumbing down to play along.
09:51Oh, you're going to need to dumb down.
09:53You've been dining on a dumb luck for the last 20 fucking years.
09:56Dumb luck.
09:57That's what jealous, resentful people call talent.
10:01Talent is the battle cry among housewives over midday chardonnay.
10:06I teach.
10:07Yeah, those who can't do.
10:10What's the saying?
10:10You want to see a woman's future look at a mother?
10:12Well, you are your mother.
10:14That's not even the saying, idiot.
10:16I'm no idiot.
10:17I'm a literal genius.
10:19Who's out of ideas?
10:20A science has been who will be so close for the rest of his life.
10:26At least I started something and finished it and won.
10:29That Nobel you want to fuck so bad, I will kill us both before letting you win it.
10:36Start and finish.
10:38I win again.
10:40Well, you know there's just one thing I'd love to finish?
10:43You.
10:44Ow!
10:45Ow!
10:46You!
10:49Ow!
10:53All right, I'm ready!
10:58Ow!
10:59Ow!
10:59Ow!
11:00Ow!
11:01Ow!
11:01Ow!
11:02Ow!
11:02Ow!
11:02Ow!
11:02Ow!
11:03Ow!
11:03What?
11:04What happened to you?
11:07Your eye.
11:08Ew.
11:09Nothing.
11:10Why are you here?
11:11You're late.
11:12What time's it?
11:13Presentation time.
11:14You're not answering your phone.
11:15Hey!
11:16Hey, down here!
11:18Hey!
11:18Wait a second.
11:19He made me tiny!
11:20Down here!
11:21Hey!
11:22Just a minute.
11:23Fuck me.
11:25Ow!
11:28Five minutes.
11:29I'll be right behind you.
11:52Hi, Lulu!
11:54Hi, tiny mom.
11:56Oh, funny.
11:57I'm back at school.
12:00How did it go with the review board?
12:02It hasn't happened yet.
12:06I'm thinking about bailing.
12:08Oh, yeah, I get that instinct.
12:12What would you do?
12:14Uh, okay, let me think.
12:18Um, well.
12:20I know you're excited I called.
12:21Don't make it a thing, I will hang up.
12:24Got it.
12:25I would want to bail, too, but older, tiny me might come to regret that.
12:35Like, regret what?
12:37It's self-destructive, and they control the narrative.
12:46Lulu?
12:50That's... pretty good parenting.
12:53What the fuck?
12:56Look, I might know a thing or two about a thing or two.
12:59There she is.
13:00I can only be me.
13:03Hey, so, you know, um, I was thinking.
13:05You get to hold this my-husband-trunk-me shit over dad for, like, forever.
13:12Like, you could be tiny for forever, which, that's kind of cool, but...
13:19Is it cool forever?
13:21You know, I'm just saying, you know, forever leverage.
13:24Yeah, I'm not thrilled with the idea of forever, uh, but I currently don't have a choice, so I am
13:31making peace with it.
13:33Are you stamping your tiny foot right now?
13:35And if a tiny person stamps their foot, does it make a sound?
13:38Once again, funny.
13:40Just thoughts.
13:42Okay.
13:44I think I know what I'm gonna do, but I want it to be a cliffhanger.
13:49Bye, tiny mom.
14:13So you're gonna hate me, but then you're gonna love me.
14:15I need a third option.
14:17Sid called.
14:18Oh.
14:18Ultimatum.
14:20Lindy's second book, or your imprint is dead.
14:23Like her patients.
14:24Lindy doesn't have a second book.
14:26Or does she?
14:27No, she does not.
14:28Hell yes, she does.
14:31Ultimatum.
14:32Jackie finished her novel, Untitled On Purpose.
14:34That was quick.
14:35Well, she's prolific, and driven, and willing.
14:38But I have a strict moral code.
14:40Huh.
14:41So let's wheel and deal.
14:42You get the book, slap Lindy's name on it, save your imprint, or...
14:48My dad.
14:50He doesn't know anything about this yet.
14:52Yeah, so I did a little research, and it's true.
14:56Jackie finished her novel, and your cowboy has a daughter, and it's hell.
15:01This is the hate part, but, like, let's just focus on the love part.
15:06Which is what, exactly?
15:08Whatever you choose.
15:11It's an ethics test.
15:13Your imprint, or my dad.
15:15Lies, or love.
15:28Me.
15:30I choose me.
15:32Which means I choose him, whatever his name may be.
15:34Love the me choice.
15:36Hate the rhyme.
15:38Is this gonna be a problem?
15:40The first thing you've said that I respected.
15:44Philip.
15:45That's the name's Philip.
15:46Goes by Flip.
15:48Flip.
15:50I flipped for Flip.
15:53Oh, God.
15:54That's a good thing, right?
15:55Very.
15:57How does one solve the problem of feeding the world?
16:02Only less little John knows.
16:06Now, what if we could take, say, an ear of corn, and shrink it to a fraction of the origin
16:11of science?
16:11Where is this jackass?
16:13I can assure you, he'll be here.
16:17A hundred, a thousand ears of corn.
16:29I know I'm late.
16:31I know I just, I just need a minute.
16:36I fell down.
16:37Oh, really?
16:38Mount Kilimanjaro?
16:39Yes, practically, yes.
16:42Hilton is going to sell the tech to the military.
16:47Bang to boom, he said.
16:48What, after we solve?
16:50We're hungry?
16:50No, instead of tiny soldiers, tiny missiles.
16:55Big surprise.
16:56But I am so close.
16:58For real.
16:59For real.
17:00I know.
17:00I believe you.
17:01Now, Hilton owns the tech.
17:03He's going to do with it whatever he wants anyway, but we can't be party to that.
17:09So, walk.
17:10No, run.
17:11You run away.
17:16I don't think I can.
17:18Give them what they want.
17:18You out the tech in government hands, but not the restoration.
17:24Okay?
17:24What about my Nobel?
17:25What if I'm, what if I'm out of ideas?
17:27Um, it's time.
17:33Les.
17:34You have the fate of the planet in your hands.
17:39Me?
17:40Don't fuck it up.
17:48I see you.
17:50Looking at me.
17:52Judging me.
17:53Like smug dicks.
17:56But you will never judge me as harsh as I judge myself.
18:02I've realized that I've been trying to live up to others' expectations of me.
18:08I don't know what I want from myself.
18:12And I thought that was a problem.
18:15But it's not.
18:18It's just the process.
18:19And I can figure that out here or somewhere else.
18:31Honestly, I'm okay either way.
18:48Any chance you might be swinging by the airport tonight?
19:10He looks fucking nuts.
19:13Yes, quite.
19:15Science is not magic.
19:19No.
19:20There is no...
19:22Ta-da!
19:23There is not.
19:24It is work.
19:26Hard work.
19:28Evidently.
19:30It's frustration.
19:32It's passion.
19:34It's misery and joy.
19:36And it's fear.
19:38You can spend years lost, wandering among the trees.
19:42Wishing, hoping, maybe even praying.
19:44Which goes against all established scientific understanding
19:48that maybe one day you will finally see the forest.
19:52Well, today is that day.
20:00Let's finish what we started.
20:10Here are my final thoughts.
20:15H hat equals h bar omega times a dagger a plus one-half plus...
20:25plus p hat squared over 2m plus 2 over m omega squared, uh, x squared, which...
21:01It's upside-down.
21:02It's upside-down.
21:05It's inverted.
21:07It's inverted.
21:09Janet.
21:11Invert.
21:19Invert.
21:25M omega squared, x squared over 2.
21:31And it will now see who?
21:32Carl.
21:33Implement.
21:35Okay.
21:37C-
21:371 to 2.
21:381 to 5.
21:551 to 6.
21:551 to 6.
21:552.
21:561 to 6.
22:04Let's make history.
22:39Gentle people, three minutes until the curve reaches limitless stabilization.
22:45Translation?
22:47Ta-da!
22:58Okay. Fuck, I fucking hate tape measures.
23:05Okay.
23:07It is time you knew the truth about Dr. Les Littlejohn.
23:32I did it. I did it. I did it. I did it!
23:40I did it!
23:41We made history! Limitless stabilization!
23:45Yes!
23:47Translation?
23:48Hilton, the corn, mathematics...
23:50Let me! Let me.
24:02Delicious. Sweet and crisp.
24:07Mwah!
24:08You did it.
24:09Who knew?
24:11Oh.
24:12Oh, dear.
24:15Oh, God.
24:17Oh, my God.
24:20Are you okay?
24:21Ow!
24:21Les.
24:24Whoa, whoa, whoa! Give me something!
24:26Les! Les! Are you okay?
24:28No!
24:29Give me some space! Give me some space!
24:30Ta-da!
24:34I got you!
24:36Finally! I got you!
24:38Fuck yeah, you did. Awesome, Les.
24:44Oppenheimer's got nothing on you, huh?
24:53Thank you, man.
24:55Let's talk numbers.
24:56What the fuck?
24:57Let's talk numbers.
24:59Yeah.
25:10Oh, no, you didn't.
25:15Okay.
25:17I fucking hate tape measures.
25:20It is time you knew the truth about Dr. Les Littlejohn.
25:25All right, Mills.
25:26You want to know more about Les' secret project?
25:30Here I am, okay?
25:34Les.
25:36Is it the corn?
25:38Are you sick?
25:38No, it's not the corn.
25:39Uh, somebody emailed something.
25:40Something not good, uh, to a journalist.
25:43And, uh, something is going to destroy me.
25:45I just want to...
25:46Nils.
25:46Is that the journalist?
25:48Yes.
25:48How did you know?
25:49You mentioned him before.
25:51Yes, well, imagine what he could do if he had something on me.
25:53Something big.
25:54Uh, small.
25:54But very big.
25:55What do I do?
25:57You sit.
26:01Relax.
26:04Today is your day.
26:05No.
26:08It's our day.
26:10We did it.
26:12Partners.
26:15Don't worry about Nils.
26:17Vivian's taken care of it.
26:19Nils has retired.
26:21Permanently.
26:23Nils is not a problem.
26:27He's not?
26:28Who sent you the email?
26:30Tell Vivian.
26:32Who is your problem?
26:34Are you going third person?
26:36I find it effective in situations such as this.
26:38Now.
26:39Tell Vivian.
26:44Fine.
26:46Doesn't matter who.
26:49Sometimes,
26:50when someone threatens the most important thing in the world to you,
26:55you have no choice
26:57but to eliminate them.
27:00because the someone who would do something like that
27:03is never going to stop.
27:07You are going to have to stop them.
27:12Does that scare you?
27:14No.
27:15Yes.
27:16No.
27:17A little.
27:17I'm not suggesting you physically murder someone.
27:20Did you think that?
27:21No.
27:23Yes.
27:24No.
27:24A little.
27:25No.
27:25I'm only suggesting.
27:26Get creative.
27:29Why, yes.
27:30Get creative.
27:32And then,
27:34leave the rest to fate.
27:37Fate
27:38makes its own choices.
27:42Fate.
27:45Yes, that is creative.
27:49Come on, Nils.
27:50Nils.
27:51Woo!
27:59Write me back.
28:01Write me back, Nils.
28:02Jesus.
28:05Come on, Nils.
28:10Lindy.
28:13Lindy, I have a surprise for you.
28:17I'm unarmed.
28:18There's no tricks up these sleeves.
28:20I come bringing tidings of great joy.
28:24I solved the restoration formula.
28:26I can make you big again.
28:29If that's something you're interested in.
28:39I'm going to celebrate?
28:43I've decided.
28:45We're keeping him.
28:46Yeah.
28:48He won't play ball.
28:49You don't know that.
28:50I do, actually.
28:52It's kind of my thing.
28:54Just fire him.
28:55I can get him to play.
28:57Les's brain is a valuable asset to us.
29:00More valuable than mine?
29:02Or yours?
29:03You're making me choose.
29:05You're making me choose.
29:06Well, then we should both choose wisely.
29:16What?
29:17I'm not even blocking it.
29:19Just go around.
29:21Alright.
29:27You better not be fucking with me.
29:30Oh, no.
29:31It's true.
29:32I did it.
29:33I remain a literal genius.
29:35Look.
29:36I miniaturized and restored Mr. Magoo.
29:40How's that proof I never saw him tiny?
29:42I hate that cat.
29:44That's funny.
29:45He told me he hates you, too.
29:48What's that, Magoo?
29:49Huh?
29:51You're hungry?
29:54Poor thing.
29:55He's been through a lot.
29:57What am I saying?
29:58You know.
29:59Sorta.
30:00Well.
30:01Gotta feed him.
30:03Be inhumane not to, right?
30:05You know,
30:06Dr. Carmichael said that
30:08I can't force change on you,
30:11so
30:11I'm having second thoughts about making you big.
30:15I think I've learned that I have to accept you
30:18for who you are,
30:19the way you are.
30:22And that you're never gonna stop.
30:25I gotta eat myself.
30:26Worked up quite the appetite.
30:28I think I deserve a good meal.
30:31And so I bid you farewell.
30:33And I wish you the best of luck.
30:40I'll leave it up to fate.
31:04I'll leave it up to fate.
31:05I'll leave it up to fate.
31:07Oh,
31:08I'll leave it up to fate.
31:11Hey!
31:13Magoo!
31:13Stop!
31:14Dad, Dad!
31:15Stop!
31:17Oh, child!
31:21so be honest when i took a bite of the sweet corn did you think i was going to explode
31:25did you you didn't did i i don't know i mean i i mean not really but but you know
31:29i was thinking
31:30um trust the map trust the map that's what i oh did you see hilton did you see his face
31:35was he
31:35scared i didn't focus on hilton yeah fuck that guy let's focus on me instead let's focus on us
31:42yeah i'm the fucking golden boy cheers to me cheers to us and everything we want to accomplish
31:50together you know i can't believe it i mean i can't believe it but i can't believe it because
31:53you know i did make fucking history if only lindy could see me now right lindy yeah you know i
32:00saw
32:00her in my science thoughts at the podium um that cocktail napkin when she turned it right side up
32:06bang that was it i got it invert lindy helped you with science yeah i guess you know cheers to
32:17me
32:18again you're not really eating i feel ill yeah so do i a little bit in my stomach i think
32:25it's
32:25excitement less we shared we got personal we have secrets i thought we were partners a scientist
32:39standing in front of another scientist yeah of course you helped helped yeah like lindy helped
32:48you both helped you both helped but i plan on thanking you in my acceptance speech um when i win
32:55the nobel and not lindy and then everyone will know that you contributed and not lindy and that's
33:02very important to me not lindy is more important to you than us not really following exactly
33:20i think you should collect your things uh from what from here from the office oh yes good idea
33:26we need more space we do in a way excuse me a moment can i uh order you anything else
33:35i'm done
33:50is that she leaving
34:12what's my stuff hey i know you can see me open the fucking door
34:25where is mr magoo you didn't let me in where is mr magoo is this about a cat i want
34:38my tiny
34:39cat back i restored him i took him home it's fucking lindy's cat i hate that cat
34:47i don't know who you are
34:52aren't you gonna let me in
34:56oh fuck this
35:05think you can lock me out motherfuckers
35:26what was the plan here my id didn't work
35:33and you were gonna drive through the lobby
35:38yeah
35:42you didn't listen
35:43i tried
35:45i was passionate about it i cursed
35:50i warned you about these people
35:53you did
35:54you dummy
35:56now it's over
35:59hilton
35:59has
36:01everything
36:04we have
36:06nothing
36:07well i
36:09i couldn't help it it's my life's work
36:12i had to do it
36:14less
36:16the nobel was never on the table they were always going to steal your tack
36:23martin
36:24without the nobel
36:28i'm not worthy
36:31worthy of what
36:39her
36:42lindy
36:45i needed lindy to be proud of me
36:52lindy
36:53lindy's the only person who's ever really gotten me
36:56seen me
37:00lindy
37:03can't get her out of my head
37:05she's everywhere
37:12oh god
37:14oh fuck
37:15oh fuck
37:17oh
37:18what
37:18i can't keep up
37:20can you get back in there
37:21what did i just say
37:23i have to get the formula
37:24oh fuck
37:24fuck
37:25i can't go home without it
37:26i need a ride
37:27no you're gonna have to take an uber because i got dana
37:29no you're gonna fucking drive me home
37:31fucking now
37:32this is life or death mark for real this time
37:34what
37:34really really real
37:35mugu could eat her
37:36the cat
37:38yeah
37:38i'll explain
37:38what do you mean
37:39i'll explain to you and dana later you're gonna drive me
37:41come on
37:42why
37:42what are you
38:07come on
38:10okay
38:11okay
38:13The fat lady has a son, man.
38:15I appreciate your...
38:16You're alive. You're alive.
38:18You're the wrong one, but I'm trying to reconcile less the husband and less the scientist.
38:22What drives a man to such generosity and compassion towards science
38:25and yet such selfish helplessness towards his wife?
38:29I just...
38:29Tell me. Why?
38:31I'm asking again. Why less?
38:34Richie.
38:35No, no, no.
38:36This is not the time for this.
38:37No, listen.
38:37Why marry a man?
38:40Richie!
39:09I'll turn blue when I see you.
39:13Thousand eyes turning blue.
39:16Cause it's gone, daddy gone.
39:18Love is gone.
39:19Gone, daddy gone.
39:21It's gone, daddy gone.
39:24It's gone, daddy gone.
39:25Beautiful girl, lovely dress.
39:29Zipped and smiles, oh yes.
39:32Beautiful girl, lovely dress.
39:34But where she is now, I can always guess.
39:38Cause it's gone, daddy gone.
39:40It's gone, daddy gone.
39:43It's gone, daddy gone.
39:46It's gone, daddy gone.
39:49Love is gone.
39:50Gone away.
39:52Gone away.
39:55Gone away.
39:58Gone away.
40:00Gone away.
40:01Gone away.
40:03Gone away.
40:14Gone away.
40:16Gone away.
40:16Gone away.
40:16Gone away.
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