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00:17You
00:19I'm opening up the dollhouse
00:30Take a day or two
00:33I
00:34Feel very small
00:35You'll be safe in the dollhouse
00:38But I have to go to the lab so I can fix you
00:40Is everything all right at home?
00:42I have to make things bigger again
00:44Contract this for 30 days
00:45That's insane!
00:49Shut it down
00:50I run this lab
00:51I cannot spiral
00:53I gotta get out of here
01:23What?
01:24Did you fall asleep?
01:25No
01:27Are you face down on the desk?
01:31I'm thinking
01:32Uh huh, it's been over an hour
01:34No, has it?
01:35I haven't heard any typing
01:39Typing fuck over and over doesn't count
01:51You told me to lock you in
01:53I know
01:54So do you want out?
01:55Yeah, of course I want out
01:56But I have to write
01:58Keep me locked in until dinner
01:59Okay
02:03Do you want me to let you out?
02:04No!
02:04That was a test
02:05Right!
02:06I can't
02:08Okay, here
02:09Here
02:10Inspiration
02:19That's the spirit
02:20Love you
02:21Fuck you too
02:33That was a test
02:34To do her
02:34Actually, this is her
02:39To spray me
02:46I can't do it
02:46You're out of here
02:46What do I need you?
02:49You're out of here
02:52But I can't see the IBM
03:01Does it suck?
03:02No, no, it's great.
03:05And Diane, the mother?
03:07It's gold, trust me.
03:30There's a phone.
03:33Hello, Les, hello?
03:34Yeah, it's me.
03:35Look outside.
03:37Oh, well, the door's still locked.
03:39I know.
03:40After I found you dangling from the garden hose, I think that we both agree it's safer inside, right?
03:45Am I?
03:46Yes, I did a thorough inspection.
03:48No bugs of any kind.
03:49What about Roomba?
03:50Shut down.
03:51Magoo?
03:51Uh, boarded.
03:54Are you going to work?
03:56Yeah, I have to.
03:57Please don't.
03:58I'll hide in your pocket.
04:00I won't make a sound.
04:00The lab is a very dangerous place.
04:02There's a lot of uncontrolled variables.
04:04What am I supposed to do?
04:05Sit around and wait?
04:06I'll go crazy.
04:07Well, you could explore the dollhouse.
04:10It's just our house with bad drapes and broken chairs.
04:14I know everything isn't perfect, but look closer.
04:17There's more.
04:18There is.
04:18Yeah, what about the 162-bottle dual zone, fully stocked?
04:22It's a wine fridge.
04:23And I bet you just walked right by the total body massage chair that a former investor
04:28gifted Martin that I miniaturized.
04:30Martin didn't want it?
04:31No, no.
04:31He's allergic to touch.
04:34But the dollhouse started as kind of just miniature research, and I got carried away.
04:39I don't know.
04:40Les, my heart is racing.
04:42You know, am I okay?
04:44Does it have to do with my size?
04:46Do I need to be worried?
04:47No.
04:48Just a little panic attack, maybe?
04:50But it'll pass.
04:51Just breathe.
04:53There you go.
04:55Okay.
04:56But, Les, are you really so close?
05:00Yes.
05:00But really, though?
05:03Really.
05:04Trust me.
05:17Hi.
05:35I'm in a dollhouse.
05:37I'm safe.
05:39I'm just...
05:39I'm just anxious.
05:42I need a cappuccino.
05:45Yeah.
05:48I have food?
05:52Oh, my God.
05:55I am safe.
06:00I can relax.
06:05Kinda.
06:15Hey.
06:17Have you ever thought about miniaturizing a human being?
06:20Jesus!
06:21Jolly Christ!
06:23Are you...
06:24Are you nuts?
06:25Vivian has got this place on lockdown, and you want to shrinky-dink Johnny Q public?
06:30It was just a question.
06:31Okay, great.
06:32Well, here's a question.
06:34We have 28 days before we lose our shirt.
06:39Yeah.
06:39So can you stick to corn?
06:42Yeah?
06:42Head in the other direction.
06:43Make corn big.
06:44It's just a passing thought.
06:45Great.
06:46Well, we will pass.
06:47Okay.
06:49I mean, less, you know, hey, I don't want to quash creativity.
06:52You know, look, but there'd likely be hundreds of animal trials, maybe thousands, and realistically-
07:00Of course!
07:01Animal trials!
07:02Yeah.
07:02Yeah, what was I thinking?
07:04Yeah, you'd be scared there for a minute.
07:06Martin, I would never miniaturize a human being without, say, using, I don't know, a cat
07:10or some other animal as a test case.
07:12At first, that would be insane.
07:14Yeah, negligent, even.
07:16You're my rock.
07:17Who would I be without you?
07:19High school physics teacher.
07:30You're in my office.
07:32It was unlocked.
07:33Well, it shouldn't be.
07:34I unlocked it.
07:35Why?
07:35I want to make sure you've got this.
07:38New protocols and procedures in print so there's no misunderstanding.
07:41You'll find an electronic copy in your inbox.
07:44And this.
07:46So I can keep track of your every movement.
07:50No more secrets, Dr. Littlejohn.
07:53I don't have secrets.
07:55Everyone has secrets.
08:02Is that a cat?
08:03No.
08:04My chariot squeaks.
08:11Hold on.
08:12It'll squeak.
08:13I do not have time for this.
08:16Neither do you.
08:25Hey, you ready to go on a fantastic voyage, Mr. Magoo?
08:30Help me and help Lindy.
08:33Yeah.
08:46Wait.
08:48I donated all of this to Goodwill.
08:52Didn't I, Space Cullen?
08:56Less shrunk everything.
09:03This was my night.
09:08But what if it doesn't fit?
09:12But what if it does?
09:14Yes.
09:15Yes.
09:35Beautiful, okay.
09:36Can we get one of just Mr. Magoo?
09:38Littlejohn.
09:38Yes.
09:39Oh.
09:46Yeah.
09:47Oh, my God.
09:48Hold mine, too, eh?
09:49Oh, it goes with your pocket square.
09:51And your next big idea, tomato red.
09:53Move down.
09:56He's not a coat rack, you know.
09:58And fuck him for moving you to the arse crack of the country.
10:02Can you believe it?
10:03These are the moments when every fiber of my being urges me to retreat, to remain unseen, unexamined, comfortably small.
10:17But this incredible prize is a beacon of courage, reminding me that when you take that risk, and when you
10:29make that leap, and when you refuse to be small, that is when great things happen.
10:39And I need to thank my agent, and my publisher, and most importantly, my book editor, Terry.
10:49Girl, we did it.
10:51Thank you so, so much.
10:53From the bottom of my heart, I could not have done it without you.
10:56And with that, I am speechless.
10:59Love you.
11:09Oh, my goodness.
11:10One more, one more.
11:11Sorry, I saved the best for last, because I'd never forget.
11:14My husband, Les, Les Littlejohn, you did it.
11:17No, seriously, he chained me to my computer and locked me in my office so that I would finally finish
11:22this book.
11:24There is no book without you.
11:27So, love you.
11:56Terri.
11:58Oh, God.
11:59Oh.
12:03Fuck.
12:07Look, this is, this is, uh, 917, 917, 917, 5, who remembers anyone's number anymore?
12:31Star 6ix9ine.
12:33Is that still a thing?
12:34Maybe a star 6ix9ine.
12:35Okay.
12:35Star 6ix9ine.
12:41Lindy?
12:42Lindy?
12:43Is this an emergency?
12:44My life is an emergency.
12:45What happened?
12:46What happened?
12:46Okay, listen, I didn't want to tell you, okay?
12:48But I did something bad.
12:49Well, I didn't do it.
12:50I mean, it wasn't my fault.
12:51But I just need, I need Terri's number.
12:53Terri?
12:54It's a long story, and I'm not going to say anything about, you know, I just, but I need to
12:58speak to her.
12:58Okay, well, just take a breath, and I won't say relax or calm down.
13:02Please don't.
13:03But just know that I'm taking care of everything, and it will only be a couple more days.
13:07And then call Terri, okay?
13:09No, Les.
13:10But until that time, just, you know, enjoy the house and eat and drink and try on another dress.
13:16And I'll be home before you know it.
13:20Lindy?
13:21Are you still there?
13:21Yeah, I'm still here.
13:22Okay, well, enjoy this vacation.
13:30Okay, you know what?
13:31You're right.
13:31I will.
13:32All right.
13:33Bye, Les.
13:38We need to retrace our sips.
13:49Yes?
13:50Sorry, sorry to impose, but Carl's having trouble accessing the chemical freezer.
13:56Who are you again?
13:57Janet.
13:59In Richard's department?
14:00Yes, Richard.
14:01Where is Richard?
14:02He's having a polyp removed.
14:04He'll be back shortly.
14:05So what do you need, Janice?
14:06Janet.
14:07Uh, um, sorry.
14:08Uh, uh, Carl.
14:09Carl.
14:09The, um, chemical freezers.
14:11The new protocol.
14:12Oh, the fucking protocols!
14:16It's, um...
14:17What is that?
14:19Oh, um, I think that was installed overnight.
14:21What for?
14:22For, um, motivation.
14:24What?
14:24For the 30-day deadline.
14:26As per the contract.
14:27Yes!
14:27I got it!
14:30Carl.
14:32I'll talk to Vivian about up-ing your security clearance, okay?
14:39What?
14:41Something wrong with the reader.
14:43Um, it says employee.
14:45What does yours say?
14:49Employee?
14:49My badge is the same as Janice's?
14:59Dozens.
15:04Hundreds.
15:07Eight packs of economy-sized toilet paper.
15:10Eight times twenty is the one.
15:13Couple of days, my ass-face going.
15:17Trust me.
15:22Is it wrong I don't want to go?
15:25No, it's not wrong, but...
15:29New York.
15:30St. Louis.
15:31New York.
15:32I think you're gonna love it.
15:34I mean, the house is huge.
15:36We're gonna have so much space, and your office is bigger than this apartment.
15:40And we have a pool.
15:42I love pools.
15:44And I love you.
15:48And I love you.
15:50Why else would I leave New York?
15:53For St. Louis.
15:56Lindy, I get it.
15:57I do get it.
15:58You just got to the top.
16:00We're leaving New York.
16:02But I'll be missed, right?
16:05And then I'll be back.
16:07Yeah.
16:07Yeah.
16:11How long, again, do you think?
16:13Two years.
16:14Maybe three.
16:15Tops.
16:18Two, three.
16:19That's perfect.
16:21My next book will be written.
16:22Terry will be thrilled.
16:24It's gonna be great.
16:25Trust me.
16:29I do.
16:34I don't.
16:37I bet he could make me big right now, but he won't.
16:40I'm his fucking lab rat.
16:41I'm his six-inch-tall Nobel Prize.
16:47Someone's here.
16:53Hello?
16:54Lindy?
16:55It's me, Richard.
16:57Richard!
16:58Richard!
17:01Richard!
17:02Hello?
17:05Richard!
17:07Richard!
17:09The office.
17:12Come back!
17:15Lindy!
17:19I'm gonna go around the back!
17:22I'm gonna go around the back!
17:45Lindy!
17:46Lindy!
17:46Wherefore art thou?
17:49Lindy!
17:50Lindy!
17:50Oh!
17:51Oh!
17:52Oh!
17:54Ooh!
17:57Oh!
17:59Hey!
17:59Huh?
18:00Huh?
18:00Who are you?
18:01No!
18:02What the fuck are you doing?
18:03Huh?
18:04No!
18:04What the fuck are you doing?
18:05No, no, no.
18:05Sorry, sorry.
18:06Sorry, sorry.
18:06Oh, wait.
18:07Wait, wait, wait, wait.
18:09You must be Lulu.
18:11Why do you know my name?
18:12Because I work with your dad at the lab.
18:15My name's Richard.
18:16Okay.
18:17Richard from the lab.
18:18Are you stalking us?
18:19Stalking?
18:19No, no.
18:20No, no, no.
18:21No, no.
18:22Not stalking.
18:22I was in the neighborhood and I just thought I'd come by and wish the family Merry Christmas
18:28and, you know?
18:29And peep into the windows?
18:31My dad's not even home.
18:32Which you should know, working in his lab and all.
18:35I...
18:35Oh.
18:40See?
18:40Okay.
18:41I am an employee.
18:43And a physicist.
18:44Hmm.
18:44And a creep.
18:45Okay.
18:46Okay.
18:47I am seeing this from your vantage point.
18:50And I understand the intimations therein.
18:53So I will not bend your ear any longer.
18:57Okay.
18:58So maybe you can just take these to brighten up the home and, you know, wish your mother
19:03Merry Christmas for me.
19:05Is she home writing?
19:06My mom doesn't write.
19:07She doesn't write.
19:08Okay.
19:09That's not...
19:10Can you go now, Richard, from the lab?
19:11I am gonna go.
19:12I'm just gonna go.
19:14Yeah.
19:14Sorry for your troubles and Merry Crimbo.
19:21Whatever.
19:45One semester down.
19:47Seven to go.
19:48Unless you graduate early.
19:50Like me.
19:51Love, dad.
20:02In the name of science, these protocols must end.
20:06No.
20:08No.
20:10No?
20:10No.
20:11I cannot do my work with these protocols in place.
20:16How can you not see that?
20:18I see a frustrated employee.
20:27I am also just a scientist standing in front of another scientist asking her if she really
20:39believes the protocols are more important than changing the world.
20:43Do you remember the feeling of being so close to a breakthrough on the precipice of something
20:50monumental when the only thing that matters is the work?
20:53You don't eat.
20:54You don't sleep.
20:55You don't see your family.
20:56What family?
20:57It's just the work.
20:58It's the...
20:59It's the science.
21:00It's the math.
21:01It's the vision.
21:03Come on.
21:04You feel it, too.
21:06You know I'm gonna crack this wide open and change the world.
21:09So join me as partners, not corporate versus labor, but scientist to scientist.
21:17Let's make history together.
21:22Partners.
21:23Partners.
21:28Is that a cat?
21:30What?
21:30No.
21:30I hear everything.
21:32I see everything.
21:33I can even smell everything, Dr. Little John.
21:38Show me.
21:39Show you.
21:40In the name of science.
21:43Show me.
21:45It was the last unauthorized experiment.
21:48I swear.
21:48I didn't even know what I was thinking.
22:00I do.
22:02You're thinking bigger than fruit and vegetables, Dr. Little John.
22:06Am I?
22:07I don't usually underestimate men.
22:09Oh.
22:10Well then, yes I am.
22:11I am going to have to confiscate her.
22:13Is that necessary?
22:14She's now company property.
22:15She's a he, Mr. Magoo.
22:18You named him.
22:27How wonderful.
22:33I would consider lifting a few of the protocols should certain missing lab equipment and chemicals
22:40find their way back to the lab ASAP.
22:41Uh huh.
22:42One water truck, one remote control, two anvil cases.
22:45Yeah, I did hear something about that.
22:46Let me see what I can do.
22:49He's so warm.
22:51He is warm.
22:56Of course.
22:58The temperature.
23:01Um, so you'll take good care of him?
23:03All the best.
23:04I mean, yes.
23:06And you'll keep track on his vitals?
23:08Yes.
23:08And this will be our little secret animal trial?
23:11Yeah?
23:12And you will inform me immediately of any abnormal results?
23:15Yes?
23:16I love this cat.
23:17Fine, yes.
23:18Go.
23:26We'll be best friends.
23:28Forever.
23:46Hey, Lizzie.
23:48It's me.
23:49Um, just picking up a few things, then I'm heading back to the lab.
23:52You okay?
23:53Uh, yeah, good.
23:55Yeah, I found the wine.
23:57Gonna take a nap.
24:00Oh.
24:02Well, hello to you too, Doris.
24:07I can get to the lab.
24:09See what he's hiding.
24:11Yeah, it's a long way down, but...
24:15Fuck it.
24:16Right?
24:17I agree.
24:19Let's do it.
24:54Uh...
24:56Dad.
24:57Lulu.
24:58Haha, you're home.
24:59Yeah.
25:00You told me to come home?
25:03For the vows?
25:04At the Greyhouse?
25:06Oh, yes, of course.
25:07The vows.
25:07Yeah.
25:08Yeah.
25:09Where's mom?
25:10Oh, Lulu, so good to see you.
25:12It's so good to see you.
25:13So how was the...
25:14How was the last semester and your finals?
25:17Uh, good.
25:18Good.
25:19Fantastic.
25:20Good.
25:21Yeah, it runs in the genes.
25:22You love science.
25:23Yeah.
25:24Um...
25:25Hey, some...
25:26Some weird guy from your lab came here.
25:29What?
25:29Who?
25:30Richard.
25:30Why?
25:31I don't even think he knew.
25:32Oh.
25:33Well, he's harmless.
25:34He's an odd duck, but he's a good scientist.
25:37Dad?
25:38Yeah?
25:38You're being really weird.
25:40I am?
25:41We've been hugging for like five minutes.
25:43Oh, sorry.
25:44I'm just...
25:44I'm happy to see you.
25:45And work's been crazy and...
25:47Speaking of crazy...
25:48Yeah.
25:48Where's mom?
25:49Oh!
25:50She's...
25:53We're gonna get a bit of water from the kitchen.
25:55But...
25:55We're in the kitchen.
25:56A deeper kitchen.
25:58Um...
25:58So, I think mom...
26:00Uh...
26:00Has...
26:01Had...
26:03Um...
26:03An emotional breakdown?
26:04No, no, no, no.
26:05Shh.
26:06She's not...
26:07Oh, is she...
26:08Is she upstairs?
26:08Yeah, yeah.
26:09No, no, she's not.
26:10She's...
26:11Yeah, she's...
26:12Your mom has gone.
26:13To the...
26:14To the...
26:14To the gray house.
26:16Yeah.
26:17Okay.
26:17Yeah.
26:18So, Hurricane Lindy is tracking...
26:19No.
26:20What category is she?
26:21Don't say that.
26:22I don't know what you're talking about.
26:24Come on, come on.
26:24She's gotta be, like, at least a five.
26:25Am I right?
26:26I know these phrases you're using.
26:27That's not a nice thing to say at all.
26:33What's with the dollhouse?
26:35Huh?
26:35What's that tube for?
26:36Well, I'm cleaning it for...
26:37Cause I wanted to decorate it for the holidays.
26:39Like, festive.
26:40You're still shrinking things for the dollhouse?
26:42Oh, fuck.
26:43Let me see.
26:43Oh!
26:44Oh!
26:46Dad!
26:47Yeah.
26:47What?
26:47Are you okay?
26:48Yeah, I'm okay.
26:49I'm fine.
26:50But you...
26:50I think...
26:51I think you should rest.
26:52I think...
26:53You gotta rest.
26:53You gotta rest, honey.
26:54Because you've been traveling from college and...
26:56There's a lot.
26:57And I'm...
26:57You know what?
26:58I'm gonna fill your fridge downstairs with so much...
27:00So much good stuff that you won't even feel the need to come upstairs.
27:03And better still...
27:04I'm gonna...
27:05I'm gonna give you my card.
27:06And so you can just get whatever you want.
27:08But you're good.
27:09Take it back.
27:10I knew it.
27:11I'm the villain.
27:15Yeah.
27:17Fuck that.
27:20Stick to the plan.
27:22That's my ride.
27:28Shit.
27:29Yeah.
27:30It's good.
27:31Right.
27:34Get me Debra.
27:35At the New Yorker?
27:35No.
27:36I know.
27:36What I said.
27:37Get her.
27:37Okay.
27:38So two words.
27:40George Saunders.
27:41Two more.
27:42Get her.
27:50I've got Debra.
27:56Debra.
27:57Debra.
27:57Hi.
27:58The happiest of holidays to you and yours.
28:01Absolutely not.
28:02Oh.
28:03Peer me out.
28:04This isn't about me.
28:05I...
28:05I didn't submit Lindy's story visibly my misstep regarding Mr Saunders.
28:12And I allow me to sincerely apologize once again for besmirching the New Yorker's reputation in the process.
28:18Uh, my humble request comes at the behest of the author, who has a few minor tweaks and would love
28:26to hold off publishing until a later date.
28:28I heard a rumor you may be getting your own publishing imprint.
28:32If there's anyone that you think that I should meet, say the word.
28:36Oh, quite the opposite.
28:38Vis-a-vis your humble request, fuck right off.
28:43Hey, so that was brutal.
28:46Get me David Remnick.
28:47Oh God.
28:48Going over Debra's head.
28:50Can't wait.
28:52Okay.
28:55I got David.
28:58David Remnick, my old pal.
29:01Happiest of holidays to you and yours.
29:04Yeah, it's Debra.
29:05Nice try.
29:07Fuck off.
29:09So...
29:17Wendy.
29:21Wendy.
29:24Wendy.
29:25You're...
29:35Wendy.
29:39Maybe...
29:41No, no, no.
29:42Elizabeth, what?
29:42It's the first time.
29:43I'll do this.
29:43I'm gonna do this.
29:43It's the first time.
29:44Oh, no.
29:54It's the first time.
29:54Oh, my God.
30:24What the fuck?
30:28I'm so weird.
30:48Please.
30:50Richard, here are my...
30:51Were you at my house earlier?
30:53Um, no, I was in the neighborhood.
30:57Stop, stop.
30:58I don't care.
30:59Don't do it again.
31:00No.
31:01Reset.
31:02Richard, here are my thoughts.
31:04The regrowth reaction has become too exothermic,
31:06and so we have introduced solid ammonium nitrate
31:09into the solution to control the temperature
31:12through aqueous ammonium and nitrate ions.
31:17Thoughts complete.
31:18Bob's, implement his thoughts.
31:20NH4, NO3 solid added to form NH4 positive
31:23and NO3 negative ions.
31:27Complete.
31:28Carl, implement his thoughts.
31:42Complete.
31:54Let's make history.
31:57Let's make history.
32:19It's big.
32:26Five seconds.
32:32Ten seconds.
32:37I knew it.
32:39He can do it.
32:42Fifteen seconds.
32:46Twenty seconds.
33:10A significant success.
33:14Subject expanded to regular size for 30.8 seconds.
33:18An increase of 28.7 seconds.
33:23Huge progress in the name of science, Richard.
33:27Oh, Bob the explainer.
33:32That sounded like it came from in there.
33:36Spooky.
33:44Lindy!
33:45You fucking liar!
33:50Um, maybe we should give him some privacy.
33:56I've got this 30 seconds and explode!
33:59Oh, you don't know what you saw.
34:00I'm so close.
34:01My tiny fucking ass!
34:03No, I would never let you explode.
34:05Fuck you!
34:05No, no, Lindy!
34:08I'm going to slow down!
34:13You can't keep me prisoner!
34:16I'm not a fucking lab rat!
34:18Lindy, no.
34:18Listen to me.
34:18No, never!
34:20I want to tell the world what you've done to me!
34:24Lindy, no!
34:25I don't trust you.
34:27How long until you can fix me?
34:31For real, I need the truth!
34:38I don't know.
34:41You don't know.
34:45That's the truth.
34:47You can't say when!
34:49It could be tomorrow.
34:50But it could be weeks, months, or...
34:53Never!
34:53No, not never.
34:55My theory is sound.
34:57I just need to figure out the math.
34:59And I know it must have looked like a disaster,
35:01but I'm making really good progress.
35:03You know, yesterday was two seconds,
35:05today is over 30.
35:07I'm scared.
35:08I'm scared.
35:09Is this my new life?
35:11No, it's temporary.
35:13I promise.
35:15I want to trust you, but I can't.
35:19In a minute!
35:22Well, just go.
35:23Okay, well, I'm gonna need you to get in my desk drawer.
35:26To hide.
35:26My height, my autonomy, and not my dignity.
35:31Please.
35:33Uh-huh.
35:33I'm gonna need something, too.
35:35Anything.
35:36Stop locking me in the dollhouse.
35:38Well, that's for your safety, but fine.
35:39Lose the cameras.
35:42Yeah, I know you're spying on me.
35:44Also for your safety.
35:45And I'm not spying on you.
35:47There's no audio.
35:48I'm doing a series of daily check-ins.
35:49Oh, like a mental patient.
35:51Like a loving husband with a miniature wife.
35:53Fine.
35:54But then I need a working laptop and toothpaste that I like.
35:59And my lipstick.
36:02My favorite lipsticks in my purse.
36:05Coming!
36:06Sorry, sorry, sorry.
36:08Too loud.
36:09Yes.
36:10Yes.
36:11Fine.
36:11Deal.
36:12Make a list.
36:18Love you.
36:21Fuck you, too.
36:34Fuck you.
36:52Oh, God.
36:57I'm home.
37:00Terry.
37:04Come on.
37:06Oh, for God.
37:08Shit.
37:09Come on.
37:14Okay.
37:35Is she dead?
37:36What?
37:36Who?
37:37Is who dead?
37:38Lindy?
37:40You thought I died?
37:41It was the only reason Les would call me.
37:44You sounded scared.
37:46I was.
37:47Oh, that means the world to me.
37:50You have no idea.
37:52Wait, how do you think I died?
37:54What were you imagining?
37:56Threw yourself in front of a bus in order to avoid a career-ending plagiarism scandal.
38:01Yeah, but you're going to fix that.
38:04Lindy, I tried.
38:05You tried?
38:06Perry?
38:07That sounds very defeatist.
38:09That's not you.
38:10Come on.
38:10I really, really, really, really, really need this.
38:13I hate to say it, but this is my fucking problem.
38:16Your ex-emotional whatever the fuck sent the story in.
38:19I'm about to get my own imprint.
38:21I cannot be associated with this shit.
38:24But what about our friendship?
38:25Is this friendship or business?
38:28Both.
38:28Well, that's...
38:30That's the problem, isn't it?
38:32The lines have blurred.
38:34And we haven't conducted business in 15 years.
38:39Look, Lindy, I love you.
38:41I always will, but...
38:42But?
38:45You're toxic.
38:47It doesn't matter who sent the story into the New Yorker.
38:50It's out there.
38:51And if it's out there and you have to deny it,
38:55you're toxic.
38:59I see.
39:01Well, then by that logic,
39:03if I were to put it out there
39:06that you knew about the story
39:08and encouraged me to submit it anyway,
39:10and then you had to deny it,
39:12you're toxic.
39:15But you wasn't.
39:17No.
39:18Not if it's friendship.
39:20But if it's just business.
39:24I'll keep you posted, friend.
39:27Oh, thank you, friend.
39:34Oliver!
39:34Your friendship is so toxic, I love it.
39:36Get me Jackie fucking bull
39:37when my fucking office fucking tomorrow.
39:39Thank you, God.
39:41Conclusions.
39:42The regrowth process
39:43induced excessive molecular tension
39:45surpassing substructural limits of the plant cells.
39:48This tension compounded
39:50by a sudden and extreme rise in temperature
39:52triggered a chain reaction.
39:54This is key.
39:55Hello?
39:56It's me!
39:57I've been miniaturized!
39:59I'm in the laboratory.
40:00I'm in Les' death store.
40:01He's taking me home to a dollhouse.
40:02Help me!
40:03Culminating in a detonation.
40:04Bang!
40:05And so.
40:06Wait, what?
40:06Recommend Richard.
40:08What? What?
40:08A personal call?
40:09No, no, no, no.
40:11Hang up!
40:11I'm sorry.
40:12Richard, door hang up!
40:13Come get me!
40:13I'm in the drawer!
40:14I'm in the drawer!
40:14Open the de-
40:15The top de-
40:16Hello?
40:19Apologies.
40:19It was, um,
40:20it was my mother.
40:22It's just a tiny issue.
40:26Recommendations.
40:27Immediate suspension
40:28of regrowth experiments
40:30involving compound X-44.
40:31Do we agree?
40:40Do you think you'll tell your daughter about me?
40:44Lindy.
40:45Wouldn't want Hurricane Lindy blowing through your special bond.
40:49What was it?
40:50Category five?
40:52What category is shrinking your wife to six inches tall?
40:55It was five, and I'm very sorry.
41:01What is the matter now, anyway?
41:04I think it would traumatize her.
41:07I think she'd blame me.
41:10I should probably move the dollhouse.
41:13My prison within my prison.
41:17You know, Dr. Carmichael says...
41:21Fuck that bitch!
41:22Whoa, Lindy!
41:23That is a red light reaction.
41:25Can we please try to achieve a yellow light on the road to a green light response?
41:37Silence is the silent killer of a relationship.
41:42I will take my foot off the brake.
41:46And although I may sit here quietly, it's not silence.
41:50I feel that we have achieved a yellow light, and we'll proceed with caution.
41:55As Dr. Carmichael says, why don't we revisit us in the morning?
42:04I, as half of us, agree.
42:13Not at all.
42:14Well, this, um, this is the GMO tomato.
42:18That stands for Genetically Modified Organism.
42:21And, um, this GMO tomato really has the power to, uh, revolutionize agriculture and food production as we know it.
42:27The GMO tomato, um, is disease and pest resistant.
42:31Um, it has a longer shelf life.
42:33It has enhanced nutrition.
42:35And it reduces the need for fertilizers.
42:37So, win, win, win, win, win.
42:39Ha!
42:41Smells good, too.
42:55Sam, incarcerated.
42:58Bill, grandpa.
43:00Warren, great-grandpa.
43:03Jeff, gross.
43:07Gross.
43:18It's not how you spell Little John, Mr. Magoo.
43:40Ah!
43:41Ah!
43:47At least he gets out.
43:50Really, get out.
43:55Let's go.
44:22This is going to be a lass in his big dumb green light face.
44:34Richie?
44:38Wait, are you real?
44:40I come bearing me, my love.
44:44And these.
44:47Richie!
44:52Then we would have to wait so long.
44:56And wouldn't it be nice to live together
44:59In the kind of world where we belong?
45:05No one's gonna make it that much better
45:08When we can take a night and stay together.
45:15Wouldn't it be nice if we could wake up in the morning when the day is new?
45:23And if you haven't spent the day together
45:26All each other goes the whole night through
45:31But happy times together week is ending
45:35I wish that every kiss was ever ending
45:42Or wouldn't it be nice?
45:47Maybe if we think and wish and hope and pray it might come true
45:53Run, run, run, run
45:55Maybe there
45:57There wouldn't be a single thing we couldn't do
46:01But we could be married
46:03We could be married
46:05And then we'd be happy
46:07And then we'd be happy
46:09But wouldn't it be nice?
46:14Run, run, run
46:15Run, run, run
46:16Run, run, run, run
46:17Run, run, run, run
46:19Run, run, run, run
46:22Run, run, run, run
46:26You
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