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Film Shoot 'Em Up - Clive Owen, Monica Bellucci, Paul Giamatti [Full Movie] [Vertical Drama]Full EP - Full
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00:00:09You
00:00:45Oh, my God.
00:01:04You're dead, bitch!
00:01:14What the hell are you looking at?
00:01:32Fuckin' hell.
00:01:46Looks like you are shit out of luck, beautiful.
00:01:50Now I'm gonna give you your C-section.
00:01:53You son of a bitch!
00:01:59Eat your vegetables.
00:02:01He's right here!
00:02:02Come on!
00:02:09There she is!
00:02:12Get out of here!
00:02:15Get out of here!
00:02:24Okay!
00:02:30You're going to die!
00:02:31Get out of here!
00:02:36What's this?
00:02:36Get out of here!
00:02:38Get out of here!
00:02:39You're going to die!
00:02:40I won't be here.
00:02:40I won't be here.
00:02:41You're going to die.
00:02:41I won't be here.
00:03:11Oh
00:03:19You know what I hate I hate these 40-year-old jackholes wearing ponytails
00:03:26That ponytail doesn't make you look hip young or cool
00:03:32Okay, it's coming. Come on. Give me one big push
00:03:56I'll bleed. I'll bleed now. Quit squarming and ruining my shot
00:04:04What a piece of crap
00:04:09We're out of here
00:04:16Sorry about the messy delivery mom
00:04:26Bring me quiet. Give Junior something to drink
00:04:53Bravo Mr. Hero bravo. Why are you trying to kill this woman?
00:04:59Something funny.
00:05:01Oh, I was just remembering a limerick
00:05:04There once was a woman who was quite begat
00:05:06She had three babies named Nat Pat and Tat
00:05:09She said it was fun in the breeding but found it was hell in the feeding
00:05:13When she saw there was no tit for tat
00:05:17You have caused me no end of trouble
00:05:20But now I shall return the favor
00:05:22Tit for tat
00:05:26That's the latest thing
00:05:28The gun will only fire when it recognizes the thumbprint of the owner
00:05:31That makes firearms safer and it cuts down the crime too
00:05:35What the
00:05:36Get him!
00:05:47Who are you?
00:05:49Lady, what's your name?
00:06:02Who are you?
00:06:05Who are you?
00:06:06My wife
00:06:08Who are you?
00:06:13Who is that?
00:06:13Who is that?
00:06:14She is the man that had no idea
00:06:14Who is that?
00:06:14That did you?
00:06:15You are the man I know
00:06:18Baby, I know
00:06:18What's that?
00:06:20Who is that?
00:06:21I'll go
00:06:49Nice knockers.
00:06:56Nice knockers.
00:06:59Nice knockers.
00:07:02Nice knockers.
00:07:13Nice knockers.
00:07:23Fuck you, you fucking fuckers.
00:07:26Fuck you, you fucking fuckers.
00:07:49Tid for tat, Mr. Hero.
00:07:51Tid for tat.
00:08:02I was going back for her, boss.
00:08:03No, I got it.
00:08:05Yeah, I'm not the head.
00:08:06Hacho sits on his hands, warming them with his own exhaust while everybody else does the work.
00:08:11Every second counts, right?
00:08:17Now, how the heck did this happen, huh?
00:08:25Everything was going smooth at the safe house.
00:08:27When the woman draws a gun.
00:08:28I mean, who expects a pregnant lady to pull a piece on you, huh?
00:08:32And who was this man who was with her?
00:08:34I don't know.
00:08:36After the woman escaped, we tracked her here.
00:08:38This guy, he was hanging around at the bus stop.
00:08:40I mean, so we decided that we'd deal with him later, but we go after the woman.
00:08:44He gets in on the action, huh?
00:08:46He took a gun, he started shooting at us, and that's when you arrived.
00:08:51Take it easy.
00:08:52Sit down.
00:08:54Oh, you all right?
00:08:56Okay.
00:08:58Are you trying to tell me that some bum came to her rescue?
00:09:03Well, well, well, this is a fine ass, huh?
00:09:07I won't make this mistake again.
00:09:09I got a piece of lead in my butt as a reminder.
00:09:13I can appreciate that.
00:09:16My ass!
00:09:18And let that be a reminder never to fail me again.
00:09:47I'll go peace.
00:09:51I'll be ê²°êµaged at all.
00:10:05Not sure how funny.
00:10:06Have a better job.
00:10:30Damn.
00:10:39Damn.
00:11:09Don't make me kill you to get the baby.
00:12:05Fuck off.
00:12:06Damn.
00:12:20Damn.
00:12:23Damn.
00:12:25Damn.
00:12:29Damn.
00:12:30Damn.
00:12:34Damn.
00:12:36Damn.
00:12:36Damn.
00:12:37Damn.
00:12:37Damn.
00:12:39Damn.
00:12:39Damn.
00:12:42Damn.
00:12:43Damn.
00:12:43Damn.
00:12:48Damn.
00:12:54Damn.
00:12:58Damn.
00:13:06Damn.
00:13:09Damn.
00:13:10Damn.
00:13:10Damn.
00:13:10Damn.
00:13:29Damn.
00:13:31Sir, we spotted the target at 3rd and Jefferson heading toward the park.
00:13:34Turn us around.
00:14:06Don't worry, kid. Someone good will find you.
00:14:20Oh my god, look at this! Someone left a baby!
00:14:31Oops.
00:15:03Fuck me sideways.
00:15:34Welcome back, Mr. Smith.
00:15:35Where's Quintana?
00:15:37Wait, Smith. Mistress Dawn is with the customer.
00:15:40Wait, you can't go up there!
00:15:41Oh yeah, baby.
00:15:42Smith!
00:15:43You didn't like that, huh?
00:15:44Besides, I thought Mistress Mary was more your type.
00:15:47You can't go up there!
00:15:57Come here!
00:16:00I can't get things
00:16:04That man he needs
00:16:12Money
00:16:13Money
00:16:15Money
00:16:15Makes the world go round monthly
00:16:17Money
00:16:18I'll make you change your sound
00:16:20If the price ain't right
00:16:22If the price ain't right
00:16:28Sorry, pal. Bar's closed.
00:16:30Hmm?
00:16:39Wait your turn, Smith. There's plenty to go around.
00:16:43Not for me, thanks. I'm lactose intolerant.
00:16:46Just send me what you want, Smith.
00:17:00Oh, kinky.
00:17:01I want you to take care of this baby for a while.
00:17:04Five grand. That should keep you off your back for a couple of weeks.
00:17:10Are you clean?
00:17:13You know I'm a good girl scout.
00:17:14So you'll do it.
00:17:16Waffanculo! Screw yourself, Smith.
00:17:19For all I know, you snatched the kid.
00:17:21I don't want to be an accessory for kidnapping.
00:17:23I didn't steal the kid, trust me.
00:17:25Trust you?
00:17:27I don't even know your real name.
00:17:30Who are you really, Smith?
00:17:32I'm a British nanny.
00:17:34And I'm dangerous.
00:17:46Just keep the baby for one day
00:17:48and you can keep the whole roll.
00:18:03forget it, Dad.
00:18:08Fine.
00:18:12Ciao.
00:18:32Fine.
00:18:46Fine.
00:19:09Rest in milk
00:19:14Let's go
00:19:15This lady's baby needs to be fed
00:19:18Find me every wet nurse, lactating hooker
00:19:21And mammary on tap in the city
00:19:26I already told you, Smith
00:19:28You're not welcome in the land of milk and honey
00:19:33I need a little cream for my coffee
00:19:36And some answers
00:19:40I'm sorry
00:19:44Scram, fellas
00:19:46Give me a moment alone here with
00:19:50Café Lama
00:19:52Relax
00:19:54Relax
00:19:57Mia piccola trollietta
00:20:04There was a man here with a baby
00:20:08Not too long ago
00:20:10Yes, a real jerk
00:20:12He wanted me to take care of the kid
00:20:17And what is this man's name?
00:20:21Smith
00:20:23Mr. Smith
00:20:30How the hell do I know his real name?
00:20:32He saw me a couple of times
00:20:34When I was pulling straight tricks
00:20:36He always used the same name
00:20:38Smith
00:20:40I don't believe you
00:20:41I think you know more about this man
00:20:52He was a lousy tipper
00:20:58It's harder the more times it's fired
00:21:06If I had anything on him, I'd tell you
00:21:14Then it gets a lot more painful
00:21:18The closer I get
00:21:24What's up, Doc?
00:21:26Oh, you're a waskily wabbit
00:21:32But you're not waskily enough
00:21:35Yeah
00:21:37That's a sick shooter
00:21:39I just counted six shots
00:21:43You've blown your load
00:21:51Oh, what about you?
00:21:54Your nine millimeter is empty, too
00:21:56Yeah, you fired eight on the rooftop
00:21:59One in the men's room
00:22:00And your second cartridge was expended
00:22:01At the playground
00:22:02And you won't be getting it up
00:22:04With that gun you took off my man
00:22:05Oh, but you see, like my weapon
00:22:08It also has the thumbprint safety device
00:22:11Oh, really?
00:22:14Wanna bet?
00:22:34Nothing like a good hand, Joe
00:22:46Get your things
00:22:48We're going
00:22:50But I can't believe it
00:22:52But it's possible that every time I see you
00:22:53There's a problem
00:22:53But in your accident, the casino
00:22:55I find out for your fault
00:22:56You explain me?
00:22:57But listen to me, I'm creative
00:22:58I don't understand the word you're going on about
00:22:59But I know exactly what you're saying
00:23:01And I refuse to apologize
00:23:02Damn you, Smith
00:23:03I could have been snuffed back there
00:23:05Hey, you should be thanking me
00:23:06For saving your sweet back door
00:23:08Why did you wait so goddamn long?
00:23:10You're a bad girl
00:23:11You deserve to be punished
00:23:13Which car do you want?
00:23:15I'm tired of walking
00:23:18Look at this
00:23:25You want to know the difference between this luxury car and a porcupine?
00:23:29I give up
00:23:31With a car that pricks are on the inside
00:23:35Tell me about it
00:23:54Hello, honey
00:23:58Oh, good, good
00:23:59I'm glad, I'm glad you like the flowers
00:24:02Listen, sweetie
00:24:04I've, uh, I've run into a small hitch
00:24:08I think I'm going to have to be out here for a while longer
00:24:11But don't, don't worry
00:24:13I will be back in time for Timmy's birthday party
00:24:16I swear to you
00:24:18Hugs and kisses
00:24:20Bye-bye
00:24:22So what was I supposed to do?
00:24:24These guys were stalking this pregnant lady
00:24:26I couldn't just stand there
00:24:30Did you see that?
00:24:31I fucking hate that
00:24:32What?
00:24:33This guy changing lanes without signalling
00:24:35I mean, how hard is it to use your signal?
00:24:40So you started shooting at them?
00:24:42No
00:24:42I don't carry a piece
00:24:44I went to the woman, she had a gun
00:24:46They started firing
00:24:47I shot back
00:24:48He's done it again
00:24:50I moved my finger one inch to use my turn signal
00:24:54Why are these assholes so lazy
00:24:55They can't move their finger one fucking measly inch to drive more safely?
00:25:00You want to know why?
00:25:02Not particularly
00:25:02Because these rich bastards have to be callous and inconsiderate in the first place to make all that money
00:25:07So when they get on the road, they can't help themselves
00:25:09They've got to be callous and inconsiderate drivers too
00:25:11It's in their nature
00:25:12Why don't you take the baby to the police?
00:25:14I can't go to the police
00:25:16Why not?
00:25:16I'm the unibomber
00:25:18I'm the unibomber
00:25:20I'm the unibomber
00:25:46They called the unibomber
00:25:46How many freelancers have you got?
00:25:49How many local boys?
00:25:52I need men, you understand?
00:25:56I need a lot more men
00:26:13I want four mags, a box of 9mm 147 hollow points
00:26:19And give me 50 FMJs
00:26:28You're a little short
00:26:29You lied
00:26:30You said you had $5,000
00:26:34How about we make up the difference with food stamps?
00:26:36You want to buy bullets with food stamps?
00:26:38It's as good as cash
00:26:39You're pathetic, Smith
00:26:41We'll wait for you outside
00:26:44Look, why don't I sign over this check I got at the blood bank to you
00:26:47For more than covering
00:26:49Throw in that check you got from the sperm bank and got yourself a deal
00:26:52I don't get that check till Wednesday
00:26:56Listen, why don't you take a half a box of shells
00:26:58And I'll give you the other half when you bring me the rest of the money on Wednesday
00:27:01Deal
00:27:29Damn it, Smith!
00:27:30What the hell are you doing?
00:27:32Making some money
00:27:33Making some money?
00:27:34Yeah, to buy something for the baby
00:27:36Something for the baby?
00:27:43A bulletproof vest is a better investment than a crib
00:27:47Makes me think what you do to get him in the right school
00:27:53So this is it
00:27:55It's not the Ritz, but it's home
00:27:59Same old Smith
00:28:01Down and dirty
00:28:03Glad you like it
00:28:13Say hello to Mickey
00:28:23Maybe I should take the baby to the police
00:28:25No, you'd never make it
00:28:27They'll be watching all the precincts
00:28:29Probably got some of the boys in blue on payola too
00:28:45I've rounded up 50 guys
00:28:47Well, I guess that's just gonna have to do, huh?
00:28:58Stop the car
00:28:59He was here
00:29:00Come on, what makes you think he was here?
00:29:02Trust me
00:29:03I know what people do
00:29:04And I know what people think
00:29:05I always have
00:29:06Even as a kid, I had this gift
00:29:09You should have seen the playground
00:29:10Heard I laid down playing rock, paper, scissors, buddy
00:29:12Now stop the car
00:29:16Who do you think wants this baby dead?
00:29:18I've no idea who's trying to kill it
00:29:21Don't call him an it
00:29:22It's an it to me
00:29:28Tell me, Smith
00:29:29Is there anything you like?
00:29:31Yeah, my privacy
00:29:38Tell me something I don't know per una volta
00:29:41Brutto figlio di puttana bastardo
00:29:43I love it when you talk like that
00:29:45Can I offer you anything?
00:29:49Carrot?
00:29:52It's good for your eyesight
00:29:58Of all the squats in the city
00:30:00How does he know Smith's in this one?
00:30:02Another lucky guess?
00:30:04Nah, he doesn't guess
00:30:05He sees things we don't
00:30:07He was once an FBI profiler
00:30:11Forensic behavior consultant
00:30:13My god
00:30:14How many times do I have to tell you guys details?
00:30:20Make all the difference in this business
00:30:23Hey, but
00:30:26Don't you think you should hang back, sir?
00:30:28The leader who stays in the rear
00:30:29Takes it in the rear
00:30:36Besides
00:30:42Violence is one of the most fun things to watch
00:30:45Shh, shh, shh
00:30:46No, no, no, baby, no
00:30:47We could call him Oliver
00:30:49Oliver?
00:30:49Yeah
00:30:50Like Oliver Twist
00:30:52Because he's a Norfolk?
00:30:53Because I liked the book
00:30:54You liked the book
00:30:55You liked the book?
00:30:55I didn't hate it
00:30:57That's a first
00:31:03Which birthday card do you think I should go with here?
00:31:06Uh, cute and cuddly?
00:31:09Or the one that says, you're becoming a man now, son
00:31:13Yeah
00:31:16So, Mr. Hurts
00:31:17Mm-hmm
00:31:17How old is your son?
00:31:19He's eight
00:31:20Then it had to be large and powerful
00:31:23Can you believe it?
00:31:25Can you believe it?
00:31:26There's nothing on the TV about any of this
00:31:32Roadside bomb wounded
00:31:33We have it in our
00:31:37Hey, did you notice that?
00:31:40No, this works
00:31:41Look
00:31:43Lame-ass politician rants about gun control
00:31:47He cries
00:31:49So tonight
00:31:49Switch to this channel with this heavy metal music
00:31:54He shuts up
00:31:56That's so weird
00:32:01You must find it comforting
00:32:04Sir
00:32:04Yeah
00:32:05Men are in place in the roof
00:32:07That's good
00:32:09Anybody know what a Jimmy Cagney love scene is?
00:32:12Hmm?
00:32:13It's where Cagney lets the good guy live
00:32:19And if that happens in this show
00:32:23I'm gonna do a lot more than ask for my money back
00:32:27Alright?
00:32:28Let's kill this mother
00:32:29Go
00:32:33It doesn't surprise me that Oliver's into death metal
00:32:37Look at your surrogate parents
00:32:39No
00:32:40I'm telling you
00:32:40This means
00:32:43Go! Backway!
00:32:46Ah!
00:32:47Ah!
00:32:50Ah!
00:32:55Ah!
00:32:56Ah!
00:32:57Ah!
00:33:00Ah!
00:33:03Ah!
00:33:03Ah!
00:33:04Ah!
00:33:06Ah!
00:33:12Ah!
00:33:15Ah-ah!
00:33:16Ah!
00:33:19Ah!
00:33:21Ah!
00:33:24Ah...
00:33:26Oh-ohh!
00:33:28Oh-oo-oh-ah!
00:33:30Oh-oh!
00:33:46BABY AND BABY
00:33:48BABY AND BABY
00:33:49BABY AND BABY
00:33:55BABY AND BABY
00:33:57Oh god.
00:34:27We've got to see you, the seed is relieved, the dead is dead.
00:34:41We're gonna die.
00:34:45The only thing you see is that we know it's gonna be...
00:34:51The ace is made, sir.
00:34:57Oh!
00:35:12My God, do we really suck? Or is this guy really that good?
00:35:17Come on, boys! He ain't out of the briar pits yet!
00:35:38Come on!
00:35:40Shoot the dog! Shoot the dog!
00:35:42No.
00:35:44Why not?
00:35:45I like dogs.
00:36:07Wait a minute.
00:36:10Oh.
00:36:13Oh, that rat bastard.
00:36:30What is it?
00:36:32It's a bearish diaper.
00:36:39This idea blows, Smith.
00:36:41It's the only idea we've got.
00:36:43You actually think that Oliver's mother lived near a heavy metal club and that he could hear the music while
00:36:50he was still inside the womb?
00:36:51Yep. That's why he doesn't cry when he's listening to some headbangers bash.
00:36:55Ridiculous.
00:36:56Well, he isn't crying now.
00:37:02So this is the only club near where I encountered the baby's mother.
00:37:05I still say this is a wild heart.
00:37:08Yeah? So how do you explain all these boxes of diapers?
00:37:10Somebody's been stalking out.
00:37:12Let's find out who.
00:37:31You're the owner of this place.
00:37:33Who's the Oscar?
00:37:34I am.
00:37:37Can I buy you a drink?
00:37:39No.
00:37:41No.
00:37:43Just as I suspected.
00:37:45He really is into jewelry.
00:37:51Who occupies the room upstairs?
00:37:53Go to hell.
00:37:54Don't mess with me.
00:37:56You ain't got the cojones.
00:38:03So who are these guys?
00:38:05I rented the place to some suit 11 months ago.
00:38:09He paid the whole year in cash.
00:38:11I never saw them again.
00:38:13I just figured they would use the back way.
00:38:22Read it.
00:38:22I was had to see who is like.
00:38:38I was holy.
00:38:39Oh, my God.
00:38:41I was.
00:38:42I feel like I was...
00:38:43I was like a dad.
00:38:43You're like a dad.
00:38:45You're like a dad.
00:38:45You're like a dad.
00:38:45You're like a dad.
00:38:52You're like a dad.
00:39:15Sir, it's your go-to guy, all the mothers have been killed, only one escaped temporarily.
00:39:22We found her body and confirmed that she did deliver a child.
00:39:27The babies were supposed to be delivered covertly.
00:39:29I guess setting up this maternity factory on top of a heavy metal club wasn't particularly secret.
00:39:34What a fine lot of babysitters we turned out to be.
00:39:37When Mr. Go-to guy passes, head to the left.
00:39:39Yes, sir, I already made the call. Backup should be arriving any minute.
00:39:44We'll clean this mess up and try to piece together everything that happened.
00:39:48Thank you, sir. I appreciate your confidence.
00:39:52Gentlemen, let's find some answers.
00:39:58Watch where you step. The ice cream is melting.
00:40:03What?
00:40:04I thought donor sperm was your department. These freezers are full of samples.
00:40:10This is weird. There seems to be only one donor.
00:40:15One donor?
00:40:16Yeah. I mean, a generous one at that.
00:40:27This is bone marrow blood.
00:40:29It must be for some kind of cure.
00:40:33How do you know that, Smith?
00:40:35You didn't hear about my Nobel Prize.
00:40:44See, what it is, it's hard to find marrow that matches that of the recipient.
00:40:48The odds are much better if the donor marrow shares the same DNA with the person receiving it.
00:40:54You mean, these people were harvesting babies for some guy's bone marrow transplant?
00:41:00Exactly. And somebody wanted to make sure he didn't get it.
00:41:03That's why they want Oliver dead.
00:41:31No, my baby, no.
00:41:34So I called that guy I know at NBC.
00:41:37That's good.
00:41:39And then I got to thinking. You know what I hate?
00:41:42Here we go again.
00:41:44I hate those lame action movies where the good guy calls just one person who ends up betraying him.
00:41:49Yeah, that's right up there with killing baby seals.
00:41:52I called ABC, CBS, The Post, The Times, The Local News Channel and the FBI.
00:42:01So, what do we do next?
00:42:03I figure we hang here and watch the news.
00:42:05Once the story goes public, maybe we'll be safe.
00:42:09Look, he finally went to sleep.
00:42:12Yeah, you just wait.
00:42:14The moment you close your eyes for a nap, he'll start screaming.
00:42:18You can't take a little pleasure in anything, can you?
00:42:21You just hate everything.
00:42:23I don't hate you.
00:42:25Is that why you picked me?
00:42:27You know why I picked you.
00:42:29You have no idea what you've done to me.
00:42:31We're going to get out of this, trust me.
00:42:34You just don't get it.
00:42:35What?
00:42:38You bring me this child, so I can feed him, take care of him.
00:42:44A baby that could be dead at any moment.
00:42:48And you never even think to ask me what happened to my own child.
00:42:57You're right.
00:43:01Don't forget about it.
00:43:07It's my fault.
00:43:09It's like what my mama always said.
00:43:12The wolves don't have to dance with the stones.
00:43:16If I say I'm sorry, will you tell me what that means?
00:43:20Eggs have no business dancing with souls.
00:43:47You know, Smith, I figured out what you hate the most.
00:43:53Yourself.
00:43:57What happened to your baby?
00:43:59Forget about it.
00:44:01Tell me.
00:44:04My bib hit me in the stomach.
00:44:07My baby
00:44:09was delivered
00:44:10and stillborn.
00:44:16Get off of me!
00:44:34Oh, you like this, do you?
00:44:40It's called a gun.
00:44:43Grip.
00:44:44Slide.
00:44:46Breach.
00:44:47Barrel.
00:44:48Trigger.
00:44:50Now, this is the business end.
00:44:52You should never point this
00:44:54at anything you don't intend to kill.
00:44:57Now, this is important.
00:44:58This is called
00:44:59your safety.
00:45:01You have to keep this on
00:45:02to make sure the gun
00:45:03doesn't go off accidentally.
00:45:05But really,
00:45:08this is your number one safety.
00:45:15Are you hungry?
00:45:17Fire?
00:45:46In the lives of God,
00:45:47I watch those youth through hazy light
00:46:02They drink the screen just like a child
00:46:44I watch those youth through hazy light
00:46:53Oh, oh!
00:47:02Ah!
00:47:05Oh!
00:47:07Oh!
00:47:08Oh!
00:47:08Oh!
00:47:08Oh!
00:47:09Oh!
00:47:11Oh!
00:47:12Oh!
00:47:13Ah!
00:47:18Talk about shooting your lug.
00:47:27Look at this.
00:47:29This is a Hammerson night attack.
00:47:31He's not supposed to hit the streets for six months.
00:47:35This is weird.
00:47:38All these guys have got him.
00:47:45Don't even tell me.
00:47:46Do you know how many of our men he's bloody bagged now?
00:47:49Why should I waste my beautiful mind on something like that?
00:47:53Doesn't it piss you off a little?
00:47:55Getting angry releases an enzyme.
00:47:58Tryptophan hydroxylase, which can temporarily reduce the IQ.
00:48:01That's something I can't afford to do right now.
00:48:03How do you know all that?
00:48:05My boy's hooked on the Discovery Channel.
00:48:08Take me west side.
00:48:09I need to report in.
00:48:10I got a bead on who our Mr. Hero is.
00:48:17No more arguments.
00:48:18I have to do this alone, and the only way I can do it is if I'm positive you two
00:48:21are okay.
00:48:24This is the only place that I know you'll be safe.
00:48:27A tank?
00:48:29An M24 tank.
00:48:30You'll be safe from gunfire and most explosives.
00:48:32You're whacked.
00:48:34I am.
00:48:35I'm also serious.
00:48:37But nobody's allowed to get in it.
00:48:39Don't worry.
00:48:40When I create a diversion you climb inside.
00:48:43You should have enough of that baby food to last your couple of days.
00:48:47The, uh, pureed carrots are the best.
00:48:50Now you know how to use those, right?
00:48:54Yes, but what if you don't come back?
00:48:57That's not gonna happen.
00:48:58There is no way to be sure.
00:49:02Yes, there is.
00:49:18I'm Stella.
00:49:20My Stella.
00:49:25Stop whining!
00:49:26If you don't behave, I am going to spank you!
00:49:30Stop whining!
00:49:32Stop it!
00:49:33I hate you when parents hit their children.
00:49:35Let go of my arm!
00:49:36Not until you stop hitting your kid.
00:49:38I will discipline my child as I see fit.
00:49:40How would you like it if I spanked you?
00:49:43Ow! Ow!
00:49:44See?
00:49:45Doesn't feel so good, does it?
00:49:48Ow!
00:49:49Help!
00:49:52What the hell do you think you're doing?
00:49:58It's not funny!
00:50:14It's not funny!
00:50:14It's not funny!
00:50:15So what you got on this all-star ground powder?
00:50:18Well, anybody this good had to start out young.
00:50:21And it's usually because their pop was good at it, too.
00:50:24You know, like MacArthur's dad was a general.
00:50:27Mickey Mantle's father played pro ball.
00:50:28My son is a video game whiz, and I wasn't too bad at pong myself.
00:50:34Just follow me, if you will, Mr. Hammerson.
00:50:36In 67, the Limeys got hard ass on gun control.
00:50:40So a lot of Brit gunsmiths moved to the States.
00:50:44Now, I've got an inside man at immigration working on which of these guys had sons.
00:50:49And if any of the boys were crack shots.
00:50:51I think the pucker fact is getting to you.
00:50:54You got diddly!
00:50:58Yes, Duchess, you're a good girl.
00:51:01Sit!
00:51:02Yes, now you treat.
00:51:04My man has been running the name down, and he recalls one of these gunsmith kids, actually.
00:51:12National sports pistol champion at age 10.
00:51:14Olympic, hopeful, recruited by the army.
00:51:19But after that, the kid has never heard from again.
00:51:22Well, that sounds like Black Ops got him, trained him.
00:51:25This leads me to a theory.
00:51:27Theory?
00:51:29Theory is bull-nookies.
00:51:31All you got is a man with no name.
00:51:34Riding into town on a pale horse, dispensing his own brand of justice.
00:52:11It's too dangerous.
00:52:13In the meantime, we got the
00:52:14hand in the air like a ghost.
00:52:15It's more than a man who's in the air.
00:52:17A veryQuietט, of course.
00:52:19like cocking your gun no hurts people love guns because America is a land of
00:52:26opportunity where a poor man can become rich and a pussy can become a tough guy
00:52:34if he's got a gun in his hand I'm hoping you're not just a pussy with a gun in
00:52:43your hand oh no sir no no I'm not I'm a tough guy with a pussy in my hand I
00:52:55want
00:52:55you to give this guy and the kids a dirt nap yes right away sir
00:53:12don't worry daddy will be back soon
00:53:33hold it hold it
00:53:39well well well mr. bunny you just keep going going going don't you so do you
00:53:44I promise to uh to spare your life if you tell me where the woman and child are
00:53:49forget it
00:54:01oh boy hey who trains you hmm NSA black ops CIA the army well whoever it seems you haven't lost
00:54:13your
00:54:14rain champ you think that's good you should see me spell my name in the snow
00:54:21oh hey you know my boss here thinks that you're the lone ranger or something but I believe I have
00:54:28a better idea about who you are I found out how your wife and son were killed my god what
00:54:36a tragedy
00:54:37some guy walks into a burger joint he starts shooting up the place oh my god what a shame that
00:54:44your wife
00:54:45son with her having their chicken nuggets
00:54:55what's the matter you don't like that story
00:55:00well then why don't you tell me one hmm children's story please
00:55:05oh I know tell me my favorite yeah tell me the one about the baby
00:55:11maybe later when I put you to sleep
00:55:18go down
00:55:23oh
00:55:25Oh, no!
00:55:59Let's go.
00:56:30So what do you think of the Second Amendment now?
00:56:35Okay, buddy. Drop your weapon.
00:56:48Think you got him?
00:57:14God damn it, Smith!
00:57:18So I found out he was trying to kill our baby.
00:57:20Who?
00:57:21A man named Hammerson.
00:57:23Born with a silver spoon up his ass.
00:57:26He inherited the Hammer Firearms Corporation from his old man and makes millions manufacturing weapons.
00:57:30Does this give you any new ideas about who needs Oliver's bone marrow?
00:57:35No.
00:57:37It's okay, little Oliver.
00:57:43Shit.
00:57:44It's him.
00:57:46Senator Rutledge.
00:57:48If he's elected president, he'll put Hammerson out of business.
00:57:51It makes sense, but how can you be sure?
00:57:54Mr. Gotoh guy called his men a fine love of babysitters.
00:57:57The Secret Service calls their agents who guard VIPs babysitters.
00:58:01It's him, Senator Rutledge. He's the guy that needs this baby.
00:58:04So we contact this man, and then we're safe. It's over.
00:58:08Are you crazy?
00:58:09This means that we've got Hammerson and the whole of the US government after us.
00:58:12I think you two have got to get out of town.
00:58:15Until I get the answers, you'll never be safe.
00:58:17They'll be watching the trains, the bus stations, and the airports.
00:58:20So I think this is the safest way to get out of town.
00:58:24I'm gonna check all of this out, and if everything's okay,
00:58:26I'll get you before you board the bus.
00:58:28But what if you don't get to us before we leave?
00:58:31Where should I get off?
00:58:34I think it's better if I don't know.
00:58:36What?
00:58:36Trust me.
00:58:38I can't know.
00:58:47Smith, do you really think this is gonna work?
00:58:49Just stick to the plan, and everything will be alright.
00:58:54Run!
00:59:20That's why I move.
00:59:23Oh.
00:59:27Maybe I'm gonna be...
00:59:27Hey, what?
00:59:28I can't kill you, but...
00:59:28I have a pistol...
00:59:30Oh!
00:59:35It's just a big hit, man.
00:59:37That was a big hit.
00:59:39That was a good hit.
00:59:45Ah!
00:59:46Oh, shit!
00:59:47I need to check my head.
00:59:48I think that's crazy.
00:59:49And if you can kill me.
00:59:57Oh
01:00:28Oh
01:00:59Oh
01:01:21So much for wearing your seatbelt
01:01:50What in the hell is that?
01:01:53Oh my god that is twisted
01:01:56That sick son of a bitch. Oh that sick son of a bitch suck at us again
01:02:08It's time to go little boy
01:02:13Put me through to whoever's protecting senator Rutledge
01:02:19Just tell him there's a man with a baby calling
01:02:24Hello is this Smith?
01:02:26That was a nice job covering up your baby hatchery downtown not a word about it anywhere
01:02:31Only you guys in Washington have that kind of pull
01:02:35I'm telling you we're on the same side. Now listen we can do this the easy way or the hard
01:02:39way. I
01:02:41Want to see the senator
01:02:43All right
01:02:44He wants to see you too
01:02:46He's leaving for North Carolina the primaries in three days
01:02:50You can fly with him runway seven two hours. I see anything. I don't like
01:02:56I'm blowing this big time
01:03:17You know we were never really trying to kill you. We only wanted to scare you into surrendering
01:03:24Well that's one way to explain why you can't shoot straight
01:03:52Well that's one way to explain why you can't shoot straight
01:03:56Well that's one way to explain why you can't shoot straight
01:03:57So you've pieced the whole thing together
01:04:01Very clever Mr. Smith
01:04:03Very clever
01:04:04Simple
01:04:06You're the Democratic frontrunner for president and your sweeping gun control proposals are pissing the wrong people off
01:04:13Yes, well if they're pissed now wait until I'm elected president
01:04:17We got so many goddamn gun lobbies out there that we're gonna have to set up just as many commissions
01:04:22Then maybe we'll get our bill passed in the first year
01:04:25Unfortunately you're sick and the gun lats has found out they discovered your baby hatchery and boom problem solved
01:04:32They kill you by killing the babies correct
01:04:36So where's my savior?
01:04:43You know what I hate most
01:04:45Liars what the hell are you doing? You've made a deal with Hammerson. Oh, you're crazy. Am I when you
01:04:50got into bed with him?
01:04:50You also let his dog up on the mattress looking at those dog hairs on your trousers. I'd say old
01:04:54duchess took a lichen to you
01:04:56I don't know what you're talking about save the line for when you're in office Radledge
01:04:59If he ever makes a death
01:05:01You know what else I hate?
01:05:03Hypocrites and you're the biggest one of all
01:05:05Do you blame him for selling out?
01:05:08His operation to find the baby had been tits up from the get-go
01:05:12You see Rutledge called us and he offered us a proposition
01:05:16That we had never dreamed was possible
01:05:18In exchange for his life the senator promised to protect our rights
01:05:22To go deer hunting with an Uzi
01:05:24Oh, come on Smith, come on
01:05:27Guns don't kill people
01:05:28But they sure help
01:05:31Back off!
01:05:31Back off!
01:05:33Back off or I'll kill the public!
01:05:35I had to do it
01:05:36I want to live
01:05:38I am meant to be president
01:05:39Yeah, well you got what it takes
01:05:41You put yourself before the people
01:05:42I can still do good
01:05:44In other areas
01:05:45How you gonna square it with the public?
01:05:47It is, it is a constitutional right
01:05:49Back off! Get back!
01:05:50I've come around to their way of thinking
01:05:52Come around
01:05:53They had you at hello
01:05:56Let me give you a piece of advice
01:05:57Never trust the people who stand to profit
01:05:59Plain and simple
01:06:01They're the bad guys
01:06:02Come on Smith, don't be a fool
01:06:03The game is over, you rolled the dice, you lost
01:06:35Let him go, Smith, there's no escape
01:06:37Maybe not for me, but there is for the woman and baby
01:06:40If I kill Rutledge, no one will need to find them
01:06:44They'll be saved
01:06:45Your assassination, Rutledge
01:06:48Will create a public outrage
01:06:50And trigger immense support for your proposals
01:06:52Your sympathy vote in the Congress
01:06:54Will give your anti-gun bills passage by a landslide
01:06:58Your legacy
01:07:01Will live on
01:07:02Don't do it!
01:07:05Then do it
01:07:05Let me regain some honor
01:07:08This is my honor
01:07:15Son of a bitch
01:07:17Son of a bitch!
01:07:19Son of a bitch!
01:07:23God damn it!
01:07:45Non- zam-
01:07:46Son of a bitch!
01:07:49Son of a bitch!
01:07:54Son of a bitch!
01:08:01Son of a bitch!
01:08:13And you gotta
01:08:15I'm going to stop you, I'm going to stop you!
01:08:19Are you?
01:08:21I'm going to attack you!
01:08:42You got it!
01:09:08You got it!
01:09:33Don't move, Mr. Hero.
01:09:38Can't talk right now, honey.
01:09:39I'm right in the middle of something.
01:09:42Bye-bye.
01:09:42Bye-bye.
01:09:47Bye-bye.
01:09:51Bye-bye.
01:09:51Bye-bye.
01:10:08Bye-bye.
01:10:13Bye-bye.
01:10:20Bye-bye.
01:10:23Bye-bye.
01:10:33Bye-bye.
01:10:37Bye-bye.
01:10:38Bye-bye.
01:10:40Bye-bye.
01:10:42Bye-bye.
01:10:43Bye-bye.
01:10:45Bye-bye.
01:10:46I want you to tell me where the woman and the child are.
01:10:51Tell me or I will be forced to cause you considerable agony.
01:10:56Believe me, nothing could be more painful than listening to you jamming on her.
01:11:02No!
01:11:07Again, I ask, where are the woman and child?
01:11:13Well, that's the last time you'll be doing that.
01:11:17No!
01:11:18Just tell me what I want to hear.
01:11:20It's your choice when the pain stops.
01:11:23Why are you doing this? It's over.
01:11:26Yes, shortly it will be.
01:11:30No, I really should thank you.
01:11:33I just got to pick a contract because of you.
01:11:37I mean, I wasn't just on Hammerson's payroll, you know.
01:11:40What are you babbling on about now?
01:11:43Do you really think the people that employ me were just going to bend over and take your little stunt
01:11:49killing the Senator?
01:11:50There's no way that you can cover up this whole thing.
01:11:52No.
01:11:53Haven't you heard the news?
01:11:55Hmm?
01:11:56The Senator's plane crashed into the East River.
01:11:58They haven't been able to find the body of Senator Rutledge.
01:12:01So you see, once I silence you and the woman, the cover-up will be complete.
01:12:05So once again, I ask you, where are the woman and child?
01:12:09You know how I'll break your finger?
01:12:12My boy told me this one, you'd punch me in the nose.
01:12:15I'd kick you in the ass.
01:12:18Very amusing.
01:12:19I give that one the old thumbs up!
01:12:25What if he didn't get to us before we leave?
01:12:27Oh, I know your whole story.
01:12:29That man who went on the shooting spree in the restaurant.
01:12:32He visited the little gun shop that you inherited from your dad.
01:12:35Found out how your wife is.
01:12:36You sold him a pair of shotguns, killed your own wife and boy.
01:12:42I'm not telling you our goddamn thing.
01:12:48Where are you, Smith?
01:12:53Well, well, well, well.
01:12:55We're gonna need something a little more invasive.
01:13:14Female speaker has saged.
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01:13:25I'm sorry.
01:13:27Wasman Oh,
01:13:29she's
01:13:29sorry. Mom is in me
01:13:33out of this video. Abus, what
01:13:34you aspect is. Can you do,
01:13:36That gun's just fucking great, have a second.
01:14:19Hey, who's a hot shot now, huh?
01:15:01Oh, yes sirree Bob, it certainly has been a pleasure.
01:15:03But before we part ways, tell me one thing.
01:15:08I am dead on about who you are, right?
01:15:13Say that again?
01:15:14I said I am dead...
01:15:16Stop! That part of it you got right.
01:15:42Back!
01:15:51It's the wife.
01:15:57My honey...
01:16:03She's leaving me.
01:16:05You know what I really hate?
01:16:33What I really hate...
01:16:36Is a pussy with a gun in his hand.
01:16:57I don't know why.
01:16:59You know what I'm doing?
01:17:03I'm so sorry about your skin.
01:17:05You know what I'm doing?
01:17:08That's not right.
01:17:08You're not good at all.
01:17:09I'm so sorry about wearing a gun.
01:17:20Investigators discovered the body of Senator Rutledge today.
01:17:24The FBI stated an anonymous tip.
01:17:53Shh, don't worry little boy, Mama will be watching you while she's working.
01:18:15Oliver, the love.
01:18:24What took you so long?
01:18:47All right, this is a robbery!
01:18:50Empty the drawer of it!
01:18:51Everyone else freeze!
01:18:52Don't, I'll fucking blow your head off!
01:18:55He said freeze!
01:18:56That means don't even pucker your butthole!
01:18:59That's right, no puckering!
01:19:00Nobody dies!
01:19:01Don't fucking move!
01:19:02I'm in a rush here!
01:19:03Come on!
01:19:04You know what I hate?
01:19:05Shut up and sit on this asshole!
01:19:08That's right, you heard him!
01:19:18No!
01:19:29No!
01:19:34No!
01:19:36No!
01:19:52Yeah!
01:19:54Get it!
01:19:55Get it!
01:19:56Get the hand that you didn't know!
01:20:07Let's go.
01:20:37I got some trouble in my life
01:20:39I'm just looking at him
01:20:41I'm a good time, my heart's full
01:20:43I love you, I love you
01:20:45I love you, I love you
01:20:48Yeah, it's pretty young
01:20:50Yeah, it's pretty young
01:20:53Yeah, I'm a good time
01:20:53Yeah, he's got a heart
01:20:57He's been a star
01:20:59Yeah, I love you
01:21:02Yeah, I love you
01:21:06Yeah
01:21:09Yeah
01:21:19Yeah
01:21:20Yeah
01:21:23Yeah
01:21:25Yeah
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01:21:32Maybe
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