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00:00:00Healer Goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:03Please save my child.
00:00:21Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:30Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:32Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:41Rejuvenate.
00:00:50Graze, she is the Healer Goddess!
00:00:53No, please.
00:00:55Don't call me that.
00:00:57I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:03Here you go, miss.
00:01:04Thank you.
00:01:07Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:11in need?
00:01:24You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:29run!
00:01:32Aw, it's okay, little guy.
00:01:36I'll fix you right up.
00:01:42Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:47Rejuvenate.
00:01:51See?
00:01:52Good as the day you came kicking out of your mother's womb.
00:01:57Come on, Cleo! Let's go!
00:01:59All right.
00:02:11Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:02:44Are we still moving forward, Ms. Trixie?
00:02:46Yes. Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
00:02:50Oh, I have another call coming in.
00:02:53Grandma!
00:02:54I'm dying! Save me, Trixie!
00:02:58Grandma?
00:03:00Grandma.
00:03:01When are you getting married? I'm already a hundred years old.
00:03:05I'm going to keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
00:03:07And Butch is still on deployment, so that's why I haven't been married yet.
00:03:13Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:20We're talking about my brother's life. I don't have time for jokes.
00:03:25No!
00:03:34Please go feed your dog, miss. Don't let it starve like you.
00:03:37Oh, kind stranger. Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:03:41Grant me a wish? That you can barely feed yourself.
00:03:44The downfall of humanity. It all starts with the loss of faith.
00:03:49What? Oh, jeez. This is giving me a migraine.
00:03:53Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?
00:03:56I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
00:03:59Okay. Uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness.
00:04:04Can you do that?
00:04:05I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
00:04:09Cleo, stay right here for a second.
00:04:11Don't go too far, Cleo.
00:04:16Hold still.
00:04:23What? My migraine's gone.
00:04:25Okay, then let's go.
00:04:27If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you.
00:04:30Come on. Come on.
00:04:31Oh!
00:04:45How is he?
00:04:46What is the diagnosis?
00:04:47Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.
00:04:51I'm sorry. I don't know what this is.
00:04:53Aren't you the queen of medicine?
00:04:55You're supposed to be one of the best.
00:04:56Don't worry, General.
00:04:58I'm the angel herbalist, and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.
00:05:02I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.
00:05:24I have no clue what this is.
00:05:27Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all.
00:05:33That's why we saved the best for last.
00:05:35That's why we saved the best for last.
00:05:35Me, the witch doctor.
00:05:37I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:05:49He's not budging. There's no movement.
00:05:51Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this is.
00:05:58Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors. They've tried all these methods, and they've all failed.
00:06:04If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.
00:06:10Who?
00:06:13The goddess of healing.
00:06:17Wait a second. You're not talking about the legendary goddess healing.
00:06:21That's correct. Her right rewrites the rond, and her left leaves the bereft. That's her motto.
00:06:29It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals. We are nothing compared to her.
00:06:33She is eccentric and elusive. No one has ever seen her before.
00:06:39If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son, I don't care if I go
00:06:44bankrupt.
00:06:46I will find her. James, come put out a bounty to the entire world.
00:06:52Whoever finds the goddess healer will give them five million dollars.
00:06:56There's no need.
00:07:11I'll save your son.
00:07:14Who the hell is she?
00:07:15Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
00:07:17She's gonna save your brother?
00:07:19Don't be ridiculous.
00:07:21How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:07:24Exactly. God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
00:07:28She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
00:07:32Ew! She even brought a filthy dog with her.
00:07:35I bet it has fleas.
00:07:37That flea-infested dirty thing is your companion.
00:07:41Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:07:48Don't touch him.
00:07:51They say don't judge a book by its cover, but I can see from all your faces that you've failed.
00:07:57So step aside.
00:07:58I'll take it from here.
00:08:00Could you hold this?
00:08:02Ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:08:03You're not gonna touch my son.
00:08:05I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general.
00:08:09I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:08:11I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash.
00:08:17Who knows what an unskilled whore girl like her would do for some.
00:08:22A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:08:28Ew!
00:08:29Disgusting.
00:08:30Go back to being a prostitute.
00:08:32Security!
00:08:33Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now.
00:08:36Let's go.
00:08:37If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:08:44Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander and to no avail.
00:08:49Maybe we should give her a try?
00:08:52You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:08:55All right, I'll give you a shot.
00:08:58But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall.
00:09:04Is that any way to ask for help?
00:09:07You'd be blessed to have me.
00:09:09And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness.
00:09:12But since I'm not welcome here, I'll leave.
00:09:17Devon, come find me when you have a different wish.
00:09:20No, Miss Trixie.
00:09:21My brother is a hero to me.
00:09:23I can't lose him.
00:09:25Well, if he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.
00:09:32My brother is a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
00:09:36Also, he's great with puppies.
00:09:38He'd make a great husband.
00:09:41Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:43As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you.
00:09:50Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her.
00:09:52I mean, look at her.
00:09:54Even if she cleaned herself up, you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.
00:09:59Only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters.
00:10:03Continue wasting your time.
00:10:05But I'm saving this patient.
00:10:33What the hell are you doing?
00:10:36I knew she was a perv!
00:10:38She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
00:10:40Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:10:44Are you insane?
00:10:45Security, smash her face in for licking my son.
00:10:49He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy,
00:10:52and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphie.
00:10:57Yeah, right.
00:10:58I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him.
00:11:01Oh, okay.
00:11:01I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:11:04I even have the badge of universal medicine right here.
00:11:08And I've never heard of endo-cryo-what-what?
00:11:15This?
00:11:22Is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here.
00:11:25What?
00:11:26What?
00:11:27So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what, the rod of a sepulius?
00:11:32Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:11:38I agree.
00:11:39I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery,
00:11:41what is the point of doctors who have studied for years?
00:11:45We are all certified.
00:11:47But Lysander does have congenital heart disease.
00:11:51She's right about everything.
00:11:55Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right.
00:12:00And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what?
00:12:03Endogenic cryomorphie.
00:12:05Oh.
00:12:05And of course, none of you have heard of it.
00:12:07Because I just discovered it.
00:12:10This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy.
00:12:14The chances are a billion to one.
00:12:16A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery.
00:12:18But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me.
00:12:23What a bunch of baloney.
00:12:25I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.
00:12:30Precisely.
00:12:30You are just a scamming prostitute.
00:12:33You don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine.
00:12:38I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school.
00:12:42Oh, so she went to the super circus instead.
00:12:45And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases,
00:12:50which mean nothing if you can't wake him up.
00:12:53Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:12:56Oh, yeah.
00:12:57If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up,
00:13:01I think you all should grow parts of your brain back.
00:13:04Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly.
00:13:08What is that supposed to mean?
00:13:09It means you're being schooled by me,
00:13:11and I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees.
00:13:15Then let's have a bet.
00:13:18If you can't heal him,
00:13:20you'll break your hands.
00:13:23And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore.
00:13:29These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined.
00:13:33You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:13:37Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them.
00:13:40There's too many lives at stake.
00:13:44Don't worry.
00:13:45I got this.
00:13:48It's a deal.
00:13:50I'll save Lysander Armstrong.
00:13:53No one is dying on my watch.
00:14:00Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years.
00:14:08Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:14:11Homeless or not,
00:14:12if you save my son,
00:14:14I'll give you everything.
00:14:23I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you.
00:14:26I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband.
00:14:29I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing.
00:14:34Prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:14:38Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:14:38What for?
00:14:39Don't listen to her.
00:14:41She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her.
00:14:47Firstly,
00:14:48this is called greatness.
00:14:50Secondly,
00:14:51even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery,
00:14:54you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character.
00:14:57What?
00:14:58Did you just call me?
00:15:01There's a man's life at stake here,
00:15:04and you're standing in my way.
00:15:06Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.
00:15:10Now stop getting in my way,
00:15:12or I promise you,
00:15:14you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon.
00:15:16Oh yeah?
00:15:17You want to see real pain?
00:15:18Where's the dog?
00:15:20Well put down the dog!
00:15:21With pleasure.
00:15:32Oh!
00:15:38Left leaves the wrong bereft.
00:15:44You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor.
00:15:50She's been poisoned!
00:15:52It was her!
00:15:54Do you see any poison on me?
00:15:56Medicine in the right hands can save lives,
00:15:59but in the wrong hands,
00:16:00it becomes nothing but poison.
00:16:02This bitch isn't good enough
00:16:04to take down the queen of medicine!
00:16:06Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:16:08Of course.
00:16:09I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes.
00:16:12If I want to save someone,
00:16:14even the grim reaper can't stop me.
00:16:32Why is she spitting blood?
00:16:34This wasn't supposed to happen!
00:16:35I thought you said even the grim reaper can't get in your way,
00:16:38angel herbalist.
00:16:40This is what I call malpractice.
00:16:44This isn't fatal.
00:16:45She'll live.
00:16:46But she deserves a little punishment.
00:16:48Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:16:51Jacuzzi is ready?
00:16:52Right this way.
00:16:53Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:16:54What the hell is going on?
00:16:56You say you want your son to live on
00:16:57to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:17:00Then stop getting in my way.
00:17:02Every second counts.
00:17:05Let's go for our dip, shall we?
00:17:09Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:17:10General Armstrong,
00:17:12your family is the richest
00:17:13and most powerful in the nation.
00:17:15Are you really gonna let this hobo slut
00:17:18touch your son?
00:17:19Hold on.
00:17:21You two are going in there alone?
00:17:23If you don't want these drooling vultures
00:17:25to see your son naked,
00:17:27then sure, invite everyone in.
00:17:30All right.
00:17:31But I warn you,
00:17:32no funny business.
00:17:34Hmm.
00:17:54All right.
00:18:14No, no, no.
00:18:25No, no, no.
00:18:55I'm a homeless woman.
00:18:56Daddy, you can't seriously be listening to that.
00:18:58We have to have faith.
00:19:00Where did you actually find this little life?
00:19:05Uh, on the streets.
00:19:07Are you shitting me?
00:19:09You found this bum on the streets?
00:19:11Are you nuts?
00:19:12You don't know her.
00:19:13You don't know her background.
00:19:14She could be a psychotic murder.
00:19:16That is it, General.
00:19:17You have to go in and stop this now.
00:19:19You're right.
00:19:20That's it.
00:19:20I'm shutting down this clown show right now.
00:19:22James, let's go.
00:19:23Yes, sir.
00:19:27Oh, my God.
00:19:35I told you all to stay out.
00:19:42This is a critical moment for you.
00:19:44We can't be interrupted.
00:19:45Otherwise, we both die.
00:19:51I'm not going to let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son.
00:19:57I'm going to save him myself.
00:19:59No.
00:19:59Fuck.
00:20:03You see that, General?
00:20:04This isn't just a gull-dicking con woman.
00:20:07This is a witchcraft.
00:20:10I know what this is.
00:20:11This is the dark witch.
00:20:13I've heard of her.
00:20:14She uses her dark magic to steal the hearts of young, handsome men, and then she eats them alive.
00:20:20I'm going to kill that bitch before she takes my son.
00:20:24James, get the SWAT team.
00:20:26Yes, sir.
00:20:30You'll regain consciousness.
00:20:42Help me.
00:20:43I just want to...
00:20:48Something's wrong.
00:20:52You were drunk with an aphrodisiac.
00:20:55Lysander Armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine.
00:21:00That's one of my things I'm saving you from.
00:21:09Sir?
00:21:10The SWAT team is here.
00:21:12Captain Morales.
00:21:15My son is trapped behind there with a devious, man-eating witch.
00:21:20I need you to do whatever you can to tear down that door.
00:21:23Rest assured, General Armstrong.
00:21:25We'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive.
00:21:32Right.
00:21:33Rewrits the wrong...
00:21:38Rewrits the wrong...
00:21:42Who the fuck are you?
00:21:44And why the hell are we naked?
00:21:47Good.
00:21:48You're awake.
00:21:49I'm saving you.
00:21:50Saving me?
00:21:51By bathing with me?
00:21:53Who are you?
00:21:54You're a fucking spy?
00:21:56Talk!
00:21:57I swear to God, I will have you arrested for this.
00:22:01You're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stippor.
00:22:06I will never.
00:22:07I will never.
00:22:21Look who's guilty now.
00:22:25Look, I don't know what the fuck this is, all right?
00:22:27But it is a biological fact.
00:22:29A man is attracted to a naked woman.
00:22:33And her breasts.
00:22:35Science, okay?
00:22:35It just means that my body...
00:22:37Oh, shut up.
00:22:37...is visited here.
00:22:40You're distracted me with your friend.
00:22:43And I'm a professional.
00:22:45I hear Lysander's voice.
00:22:46Captain, do something now.
00:22:48Ready!
00:22:54We're almost there.
00:22:56Aim!
00:22:59Get him, boys.
00:23:00Get him!
00:23:02Fire!
00:23:06Fire!
00:23:21Those denis cells.
00:23:23How is this possible?
00:23:25It's not even a scratch.
00:23:27I told you this is dark magic.
00:23:29Of course, your earthly bullets won't do a thing.
00:23:31No, I believe Miss Trixie is a good person.
00:23:34She's not the dark witch.
00:23:36Young Master Armstrong, you are too easily fooled.
00:23:40This homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to make a living.
00:23:44How is she going to save someone else's life?
00:23:46That's right.
00:23:47The Queen Angel and I are already the top female doctors in the world.
00:23:51If we can't save him, no one can.
00:23:53Except for the goddess healer.
00:23:55Think about it.
00:23:56We heard Lysander's voice.
00:23:58He's been in a coma for two years.
00:23:59Miss Trixie must have woken him up.
00:24:01You're right.
00:24:02This homeless girl is maybe the goddess.
00:24:07Maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess.
00:24:10No, no, absolutely not.
00:24:13There is no way this hobo girl is better than us.
00:24:16But how could you know for sure?
00:24:18Right now, what we need to do is not interrupt Miss Trixie.
00:24:21You're wrong, sir.
00:24:23This homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on Master Lysander.
00:24:27It's called borderline revival.
00:24:30She uses torturous pain to wake the patient.
00:24:33But only temporarily.
00:24:34It's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears.
00:24:39That means my son is in tremendous pain.
00:24:42I'm going to ask you two to do whatever you can to kill that antler rod bearing witch.
00:24:48My son doesn't deserve this.
00:24:49He is dying right now naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant.
00:24:54Then it looks like it's up to me.
00:24:56I'm the witch doctor.
00:24:58Only I know the right techniques to take her down.
00:25:02My son's life is in your hands.
00:25:04You heal him, I will give you whatever your heart desires.
00:25:09I don't know who you are, but there is no way I am letting you rip my golden bachelor away
00:25:14from me.
00:25:16This isn't the finishing touch.
00:25:20I must now give you the kiss of life.
00:25:23So we can both survive.
00:25:42It's poison gas.
00:25:45Poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over Master Lysander.
00:25:50Poison gas?
00:25:51My son is in there.
00:25:53You're jeopardizing his life as well.
00:25:55No, don't worry, General.
00:25:57Gold diggers like her only care about themselves.
00:26:00Soon, she'll come out crying to mommy.
00:26:03Then we can reverse the poison on your son.
00:26:05And then he can marry one of us.
00:26:08They really won't stop until they get both of us killed.
00:26:13I knew they promised you that I'd save you.
00:26:17It's now or never.
00:26:30What the hell are they doing in there?
00:26:32It's been over ten minutes.
00:26:34Wait a second.
00:26:35You don't think that they're...
00:26:37You!
00:26:38You suffocated my brother and Miss Trixie in there!
00:26:41Don't point your fingers at me!
00:26:42If your brother's dead, it's because of that homeless gold digger.
00:26:46Oh my god.
00:26:46Yeah, she's the one who sealed the door shut.
00:26:49I mean, she probably locked themselves in there on accident.
00:26:53Miss Trixie wouldn't have to do that
00:26:55if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother.
00:26:57This is taking way too long.
00:27:00Captain Morales, it's time to get out the big guns.
00:27:04These bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter.
00:27:08Bazooka.
00:27:08She won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself.
00:27:12Crap. Oh my god. Get back, sucker.
00:27:15Ready.
00:27:16Aim.
00:27:17Oh, shit.
00:27:22Quit your whining and stand down.
00:27:36The parasite's been extracted.
00:27:38Shoot her dead now.
00:27:39Do I need to fix your hearing too?
00:27:42I said stand down.
00:27:45Don't listen to her.
00:27:46She's a fraud.
00:27:47A termite to the field of medicine.
00:27:49I just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care.
00:27:53If I'm a termite, then you're worse than a disease-spreading tick.
00:27:58Wait a second.
00:27:59Are you saying you cured my son?
00:28:01He'll wake in just a moment.
00:28:02You can see for yourself.
00:28:04Well, now you're just asking to be exposed.
00:28:07That is it.
00:28:08No more stalling, General.
00:28:10If you won't punish her, I will.
00:28:15Don't hurt her.
00:28:21He's a cure.
00:28:28His pulse is regular.
00:28:30In fact, it's never been better.
00:28:35There's no sign of illness, infection, or disease.
00:28:45Miss Trixie did it, Dad.
00:28:48Lysander's warm again.
00:28:49He's not cold and pale like before.
00:28:51And his heart is strong.
00:28:52Come, feel it.
00:28:55I saved my son.
00:28:57Thank you.
00:28:58Next time, don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will.
00:29:02Your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands.
00:29:06I've learned my lesson.
00:29:08I will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again.
00:29:12Wait, wait.
00:29:13No, no.
00:29:14There is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the field of medicine than the
00:29:19queen, Angel, and I.
00:29:22The goddess healer.
00:29:28Could you really be the goddess of healing?
00:29:30But rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well over 100 years old.
00:29:35And you don't look a day after 20.
00:29:38It doesn't matter who I am.
00:29:39What matters is that the patient is healthy again.
00:29:42Devon, I've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother.
00:29:46Take care.
00:29:48No, wait.
00:29:49Miss Trixie, we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet.
00:29:52He's right.
00:29:53We are men of our words.
00:29:55And as I promised you, my heir, Lysander, would take you as a wife if you cured him.
00:29:59And you did just that.
00:30:00Of course, you're welcome to marry me instead.
00:30:04I really appreciate it, but I'm sorry.
00:30:08I am already engaged.
00:30:13Already engaged?
00:30:15I am.
00:30:15I've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years.
00:30:20And he's coming back today.
00:30:21But don't be disappointed.
00:30:23Really, I'm no one special.
00:30:26I just got lucky with your brother.
00:30:28Some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments.
00:30:31But you're still Lysander's savior.
00:30:33Please, let me give you what I promised.
00:30:35Take the gold.
00:30:36No, really.
00:30:38I don't need anything.
00:30:40I just believe in doing good in the world.
00:30:46Trixie, it's your fiancé.
00:30:48He's back.
00:30:49And he says he's breaking up with you.
00:30:53I must go.
00:31:00Hobo close.
00:31:02Halo glow.
00:31:03I bet the goddess healer is just like Miss Trixie.
00:31:06It was just dumb luck.
00:31:09She's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal.
00:31:12She could have been the richest woman in the world.
00:31:14Marrying the hottest, most powerful bachelor around.
00:31:20I'm going to marry that homeless woman.
00:31:26Oh my God.
00:31:28I mean, I don't know about that homeless bimbo, but this is godly.
00:31:33No, no, no, no, Lysander.
00:31:36My third dollar shop is supposed to be mine.
00:31:40I'd so much rather share him with you than let that penniless, ugly bitch have him.
00:31:45You two nut jobs are a disgrace to your profession.
00:31:48Take these two weirdos out of here and revoke their licenses.
00:31:51No.
00:31:52We're not brides.
00:31:54No, she's just better than us.
00:31:56Oh my God.
00:31:58Oh my God.
00:32:00We were truly blessed to have Miss Trixie here, huh?
00:32:03She's no average Jane.
00:32:05No, she isn't.
00:32:06She said it was just dumb luck.
00:32:07But if she truly had these special skills, why did she wear that shit-stained dress and
00:32:12had an impeccable looking doll?
00:32:14But think about the impenetrable walls.
00:32:16No normal person could have done that.
00:32:18Goddess or not, homeless or not, I don't care.
00:32:21I have never met a woman like that.
00:32:23I have to find her.
00:32:24I have to make her my wife.
00:32:25She won my heart over too.
00:32:27But if my bestest big bro wants her, I'll help you find her.
00:32:31All right, listen.
00:32:32I need help finding three wedding gifts.
00:32:39I'm dumping Trixie.
00:32:41So I want you, your granddaughters, filthy things out of my house now.
00:32:47Trixie paid for this house.
00:32:49She waited for you for three years.
00:32:53She was dumb enough to put my name on the lease.
00:32:55And I'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now.
00:32:57One with some serious fuck you money.
00:33:00So get lost.
00:33:01Who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house?
00:33:10Grandma.
00:33:12Beatrice, Trixie, Amore.
00:33:15I've been dying to throw this in your face.
00:33:17I'm dumping you for your best friend, Marissa.
00:33:21In fact, the wedding's tomorrow.
00:33:24So sign over the house now.
00:33:31You gave me this ring and asked me to wait.
00:33:34And I did.
00:33:36For three years while you were deployed.
00:33:38Yet you cheat on me with my best friend.
00:33:41And now you're trying to swindle my home?
00:33:44Do you have no shame?
00:33:46We were together for three years and it was a complete waste of my life
00:33:50when I could have been with a loaded girl like Marissa.
00:33:57That's how much you would owe me if I was in the rent-the-boyfriend business.
00:34:03I see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations of being a low-grade male prostitute.
00:34:11Oh yeah?
00:34:13Well, Marissa
00:34:15is so much better than you.
00:34:17She grew up even poorer than you.
00:34:20And now, she's the CEO of an entire corporation.
00:34:25Dude!
00:34:26Oh!
00:34:28And you?
00:34:29You're still nothing.
00:34:31So you think she's an upgrade?
00:34:34Of course she's an upgrade.
00:34:36Look what she got me for my engagement.
00:34:39Oops.
00:34:41Yeah.
00:34:41That's maybe worth one millionth the presidential contract I gave her.
00:34:51You gave her the presidential contract?
00:34:54I certainly did.
00:34:55In fact, Marissa, you and your dimwit brother only have everything you have all thanks to me.
00:35:07Oh, I think she's losing it, bro.
00:35:09That breakup must have hit her hard.
00:35:12You two are the ungrateful, cheating scum here.
00:35:16My granddaughter supported you and your entire family for three years while you were gone.
00:35:22How dare you insult her?
00:35:25It's okay, Grandma.
00:35:26Let's not stoop to that level.
00:35:29Poor Edna.
00:35:30She still doesn't know what you're doing out there on the streets, huh?
00:35:33What is he talking about, Jersey?
00:35:35Show her, Bob.
00:35:41This is how embarrassingly useless your granddaughter is.
00:35:44She didn't purchase this house on her own.
00:35:46She was begging on the street for money.
00:35:50I can't be caught with a piss-poor nobody like you.
00:35:53Even if you got no game, I got street credit I got out of keep.
00:35:57You dig?
00:35:57The word you're looking for is dignity.
00:36:00And you're one to speak, cheater.
00:36:04Is this true, Trixie?
00:36:09I've been broadening my horizons, Grandma.
00:36:11I want to see how regular, everyday people live so that I can help them.
00:36:16Of course, those without substance underneath would never understand that.
00:36:21What is that supposed to mean?
00:36:22It means the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade is actually a downgrade.
00:36:31Enough bullshitting already.
00:36:32Just sign the damn papers and we can each get on with our lives.
00:36:48At your wedding, I will.
00:36:50What?
00:36:51If you won't do good by me of breaking things off before two-timing me with my best friend,
00:36:56why should I do good by you?
00:36:58I'll give you my John Hancock at your wedding as a charity to you.
00:37:04Fucking bitch!
00:37:05You better keep your word.
00:37:07Oh, that's rich.
00:37:09After tomorrow, you will never feel so rich ever again.
00:37:12Do remember that.
00:37:20Trixie, Marissa's a millionaire now.
00:37:23They'll destroy you if you show even so much as a hair at their wedding.
00:37:27Grandma, I have to confess something to you.
00:37:30I've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions.
00:37:34Trillions?
00:37:36That would make you the richest person on the planet.
00:37:41It's because of the healing hands I inherited from Asseplius, the god of healing.
00:37:46I've saved several world leaders with these hands.
00:37:50That's how I was able to give Marissa the presidential contract and become the goddess healer.
00:37:55It makes me angrier hearing her name, knowing how she betrayed you.
00:37:59But please, Trixie dear, I know it must have broken your heart.
00:38:04But embellishing your worth and who you are, it will only delay the healing process.
00:38:11You don't have to believe me just yet.
00:38:13After we lost mom and dad because we didn't have the money for their medical bills,
00:38:18I vowed that I would do everything I can to serve those in need.
00:38:23That's why I'm taking everything back from Butch and I'm giving it back to charity.
00:38:26You've always had an angel's heart.
00:38:29I'm certain you will meet someone who will treat you right.
00:38:33Who actually deserves you.
00:38:35You will see tomorrow, Grandma.
00:38:38Oh, yeah.
00:38:44You said Trixie's crashing your wedding?
00:38:47She was bullying us too, Sasa.
00:38:49She's probably trying to extort you now that she knows you're rich as fuck.
00:38:53I hope when nobody steps on Snake.
00:38:56Snake bites back hard.
00:38:58So let her come and embarrass herself.
00:39:00Yeah.
00:39:01You mean...
00:39:04We broadcast that video of me?
00:39:09Yes.
00:39:10Her cavewoman's take the 19th century tin can.
00:39:13She'll prop me up higher on my pedestal and the whole world sees her in her homeless mess
00:39:17against my presidential glow-up.
00:39:20Let's turn this party into her funeral.
00:39:29There he is.
00:39:31Welcome home, brother.
00:39:34Welcome home, General!
00:39:37Sir, the homeless woman who saved you, Miss Trixie, this is the file of her ex, Butch Tanner.
00:39:43He served with her regiment in the Marines.
00:39:45You mean the Butch Tanner that could barely carry supplies?
00:39:47Well, she's been providing for him and his entire family while he's been deployed overseas,
00:39:51sir.
00:39:51So she waited for him for years and then he betrayed her.
00:39:55Fucking coward.
00:39:56According to intel, she's planning to bring it down on them at their wedding.
00:39:59And we should join her.
00:40:01Men, I'm only alive today because of that virtuous woman and her incredible power that saved my
00:40:06life.
00:40:07So she needs our support.
00:40:08Will you join me in protecting her?
00:40:10Yes, sir!
00:40:11We will allow our lives to protect her, sir!
00:40:14Then let's roll.
00:40:29Welcome, everyone, to my wedding.
00:40:32Today is a very special day for me and Butch.
00:40:34Not only are we getting married, but in just one hour, my company will be receiving the
00:40:38presidential contract, allowing my biomedical company to go public.
00:40:46Congratulations on the contract once again, Mrs.
00:40:48Wakeham, Stowe, butch is taking my last name.
00:40:52Oh, and please don't be so uptight, Secretary Cho.
00:40:55You are the secretary of the entire U.S.
00:40:57Health Department, but this is a partay after all.
00:41:00I see some of the most important people in the nation have also arrived to celebrate you.
00:41:07The U.S.
00:41:08president will also be arriving soon to give you the contract herself.
00:41:12It's an honor.
00:41:13And that's why Sasa is the best wife a man could ever dream of.
00:41:18We will make sure the crowd is entertained tonight.
00:41:22We'll let the wedding begin.
00:41:25Not so fast.
00:41:27The party doesn't start until I say it does.
00:41:50You two really are a match made in hell.
00:41:54So I've come to save your guests from this oncoming train wreck.
00:41:57I don't recognize it from any of our elite circles.
00:42:00Who is she?
00:42:01Uh, this is our entertainment for tonight, sir.
00:42:04Just watch.
00:42:08Trixie, what are you doing here?
00:42:09This isn't the homeless shelter.
00:42:10You lost.
00:42:11I bet she's here to bum a meal off us.
00:42:13You know, being this poor.
00:42:17Me, bum a meal.
00:42:19Have you forgotten that it was I who bankrolled you two for the last three years?
00:42:23And what evidence do you have of that?
00:42:25Look at me, then go look at yourself in the mirror.
00:42:27I'm a millionaire CEO.
00:42:30Even the first woman president will be here any second now to congratulate me.
00:42:34And you're nothing but a washed up sewer rat.
00:42:37Sasa, she's like so obsessed with me.
00:42:39She's like...
00:42:41See, everyone?
00:42:42I'm a butt.
00:42:43Already cut ties with his ex, but she's so shameless and desperate that she'd still show
00:42:48up to my wedding to suck up to me.
00:42:51This is what poor, sad girls do.
00:42:53They beg for scraps from us, the rich and glorious.
00:42:58Projecting much, Marissa?
00:42:59You might feel all high and mighty now, but don't bite the hand that feeds you.
00:43:04Especially when I'm the one who's giving you the contract.
00:43:11You giving me the contract?
00:43:14You have no skills, no education, no connection.
00:43:18So how could you possibly have a pool to get the U.S. fucking president to give me a billion
00:43:23dollar contract?
00:43:24We both share humble beginnings, Marissa.
00:43:26And I saw potential in you.
00:43:28Even trusted you as my best friend.
00:43:31But I recognize now that greed has poisoned you.
00:43:34Don't be all sore now just because I stole your man.
00:43:37This is what us rich girls do.
00:43:40They steal from lame spinsters for fun.
00:43:43Damn right.
00:43:44You were too embarrassing for me.
00:43:47Sasa tramples you any day.
00:43:49I can say that now that I'm marrying the rich.
00:43:52Bravo.
00:43:53Self-admission of a gold digger.
00:43:55Quick, somebody put that on a memoir.
00:43:57Sasa, she's embarrassing me in front of everyone.
00:43:59She'll make her stop.
00:44:00Don't listen to her, everyone.
00:44:01She's the gold-dicking, blood-sucking leech.
00:44:04I don't even have to lift a finger and you're already embarrassing yourself in front of everyone
00:44:09for me, butch.
00:44:11You may look and sound like a man, but you're nothing but a pathetic coward.
00:44:15Okay, enough.
00:44:16You know what I always couldn't stand about you?
00:44:18Your moral posturing.
00:44:21But guess what?
00:44:22Morals are just lies to make you and girls feel better about yourselves.
00:44:25That's why no man will choose you over Marissa Trixie.
00:44:29Because I've got the material goods.
00:44:31And you're just all empty talk.
00:44:33I'm not here to request to be chosen.
00:44:35Because I'm the one who's doing the choosing.
00:44:39See this?
00:44:47Oh my god.
00:44:53Is that the billion dollar contract for Sasa?
00:44:58The one that's supposed to make us all rich as fuck?
00:45:00No, absolutely not.
00:45:02I don't believe it.
00:45:04You all sound so scared already.
00:45:06Don't worry.
00:45:06This isn't that contract.
00:45:09It's the lease to the modest home you try to swindle from me.
00:45:15See everyone?
00:45:16She's just trying to bluff us.
00:45:18But you don't even have the guts to go all the way.
00:45:20Look at her following orders.
00:45:21I asked her to sign over the lease and here she is.
00:45:24Like a good little peasant slave.
00:45:27That house is worth all her life savings.
00:45:32You want to, I don't know, beg for a little treat while you're at it?
00:45:46You must understand me.
00:45:48I'm here to take back everything I've ever given you.
00:45:51I'm giving it to charity.
00:46:00Bro, she's gone cuckoo in the head.
00:46:02She thinks that just because she rented a pretty little dress she can pretend to be a deep pocket-investing
00:46:06baddie.
00:46:06You wish you had that kind of money to just toss away, Trixie.
00:46:10It's just a drop in the bucket for me.
00:46:11Uh, I know what this is.
00:46:14You've gotten delusional.
00:46:16And you think you're Cinderella so you can just show up to a fancy party and some Prince Charming will
00:46:20scoop you into money forever?
00:46:22Well, that's not happening.
00:46:24Security!
00:46:24Lock the doors.
00:46:25This woman doesn't leave until we're through with her.
00:46:31This is where your dreams will die, bitch!
00:46:36We found Miss Trixie Lysander.
00:46:38She's being cornered by her ex and his mistress at the Wickham wedding right now.
00:46:41Butch Tanner.
00:46:42Well, he's gonna wish he died in battle after I'm done with him.
00:46:45Let's go.
00:46:50You think a few toy guns scare me, Marissa?
00:46:52I've saved plenty of people for much worse.
00:46:56Including your head of command, Butch.
00:46:59General Lysander Armstrong.
00:47:01You mean the legendary war hero?
00:47:03He's been in a coma for years after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack.
00:47:07You're an unskilled, unemployed, ugly leech.
00:47:11So how could you possibly have this magical ability to heal someone like General Lysander Armstrong?
00:47:17No one here is gonna believe you.
00:47:18If you really cured the incurable general, then Sasa is the fucking Virgin Mary.
00:47:24And she's nice.
00:47:25You're just asking to be humiliated, Trixie.
00:47:28Show them, Butch.
00:47:31Oh my God.
00:47:34See for yourselves, everyone.
00:47:37Trixie's just a freeloading beggar.
00:47:42She won't leave me and Marissa alone, because we're rich as fuck now.
00:47:46I'm a major in the Marines.
00:47:48Sasa.
00:47:49She has a billion dollar biomedical contract with the military.
00:47:54Approved by the first female president of the United States herself, bitch.
00:47:59How despicable.
00:48:00She's just trying to leech off you like a parasitic gold digger.
00:48:04Get out of here.
00:48:05No one wants to marry you.
00:48:06No free meals for the poor.
00:48:08Do you see this, Trixie?
00:48:10This is high society, so you're either born on a silver spoon, or you're as accomplished
00:48:15as me to be here.
00:48:17Maybe if you do some serious dick-sucking here, maybe someone will drop a couple bucks
00:48:22in your tin can.
00:48:25I already have everything one can dream of, but I valued our friendship, Marissa, which
00:48:30is why I came here to give you a second chance, to see if you'd apologize and admit to your
00:48:34backstabbing.
00:48:35But no.
00:48:37You stooped so low, it disgusts me.
00:48:40Nothing is more disgusting than you standing on street corners like a bum.
00:48:44And who knows, if you've already started offering sexual services.
00:48:50Well then, why don't you get on your knees for me, Trixie?
00:48:54My brother will never take you back.
00:48:56No man will marry an embarrassment like you.
00:49:00But make me happy, and I might consider making you my personal prostitute.
00:49:15How dare you hit my brother?
00:49:17I'm never letting you leave here alive.
00:49:20I thought I had to do something.
00:49:22Don't worry, my dear.
00:49:24After I'm done with you, Trixie, not even the goddess of healing will be able to save you.
00:49:29Oh, is that so?
00:49:32Security!
00:49:35Get down on your knees, and give Bob one hell of a blowjob in front of everybody here,
00:49:40or I'll pop so many holes in you, the men here won't know which one to fuck.
00:49:44I don't need to be the goddess of anything to punish you.
00:49:47Any of the powerful leaders I've saved before could crush you before you even touch me.
00:49:52Dream on!
00:49:54You wish General Licender scooped you off your feet, but you weren't good enough for me.
00:49:58You're definitely not good enough for him.
00:50:00Enough!
00:50:02You're souring my party, so you either get the fuck out, or I'm going to shoot you.
00:50:08On the count of three!
00:50:10I think I quite like it here.
00:50:11Two!
00:50:23This wine is so delicious.
00:50:26One!
00:50:27Shoot!
00:50:30Nobody is laying a hand on my future wife.
00:50:55I'm sorry that I'm late.
00:50:57Did they hurt you?
00:50:58No, I'm fine.
00:51:00But, um, when did I become your future wife?
00:51:05You saved me, Trixie, remember?
00:51:08I'm a man of my word.
00:51:10They're never going to hurt you ever again.
00:51:12Really, it was nothing.
00:51:14I saved you because you're a good man, not because I want you to owe me any favors.
00:51:24I see what this is.
00:51:26You're the one who cheated on me, Trixie.
00:51:28Look at you guys all lovey-dove.
00:51:30Don't try to pin this on her.
00:51:31She waited for you for three years.
00:51:33This is the kind of woman of virtue that a man would die for.
00:51:38Virtue?
00:51:39Don't make me laugh.
00:51:41She's probably out there giving blowjobs for cash.
00:51:43No man who, in a hundred-foot pole, would want to touch her.
00:51:47She should be happy Bob was willing to give her some.
00:51:54I see her in the Marines.
00:51:57I'm a major.
00:51:59Look, man, I know Trixie is like a, I don't know, like a seven now that she's all cleaned up,
00:52:05but don't waste your manhood on a whiny, worthless woman like that.
00:52:09Ow!
00:52:11Ow!
00:52:14A real man never talks about a woman, no way.
00:52:19You're a coward.
00:52:29We don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them.
00:52:33You're very gracious, Trixie, you know that?
00:52:38You're only getting off with it because she's so kind,
00:52:40so you're going to do me the favor of never coming near her again.
00:52:42You understand?
00:52:43You want to fuck with me, you little dipshit?
00:52:45I'm a fucking major.
00:52:47You're probably lowest rank of the military grunts.
00:52:49I'll, I'll destroy you.
00:52:52Do you really not know who this is, Butch?
00:52:54I thought you were in the Marines.
00:52:56What have you been doing this whole time if you don't know who this war hero is?
00:53:00He was just a supply boy.
00:53:04He was just a part of your plan, Trixie.
00:53:09He was just a part of your plan, Trixie.
00:53:09Poor girl.
00:53:10Did you sell your house to hire this actor so you can feel better about yourself?
00:53:14A woman's worth is tied to the man she marries.
00:53:16Trixie is worthless because that guy looks like a cowboy.
00:53:23A bum girl and a pimp.
00:53:25What a pair.
00:53:27Seems like they don't know who you are since you've been out of action for so long.
00:53:31Maybe we should try to play some more, don't you think?
00:53:35Bring in the wedding gifts.
00:53:43What is all this?
00:53:45Trixie, listen.
00:53:46I know that you didn't ask for anything after you saved my life.
00:53:50But I know that we shared a moment.
00:53:55I'm not the kind of man to get close to a woman and then just disappear.
00:53:58It's not in my nature.
00:54:01I'm like somebody else here.
00:54:03Listen, Trixie.
00:54:05Trixie, I have never met a woman like you.
00:54:10So incredible and kind and beautiful.
00:54:13So I know that you're the one for me.
00:54:18This guy's either nuts or a really, really good actor.
00:54:23Oscar worthy.
00:54:24Oscar worthy.
00:54:25No.
00:54:26First gift.
00:54:32Trixie, I know that you just lost your home.
00:54:35So I'm gifting you with your own new mansion.
00:54:38Worth $500 million, previously owned by Jennifer Aniston.
00:54:44Second gift.
00:54:47This contains all the rights to my entire fortune, which is now yours.
00:54:53Entire fortune from a cowboy actor?
00:54:55You must be pennies.
00:54:57They already spent their entire life savings on this clown show.
00:55:00They've got nothing left.
00:55:02Lysander, I really don't care for any of us.
00:55:04No, look, I know.
00:55:06I know that you are the farthest thing from a material woman.
00:55:09Okay?
00:55:09Which is exactly why, well, my third gift is, um, well.
00:55:34You found my dog.
00:55:40Trixia, soy solo un hombre, pero con ti es mucho más.
00:55:44Trixia Amoré, ¿quién vas a me casar?
00:55:52¿Sabes que no puedo decir no a esto, doggo?
00:55:58Sí, te vas a casar.
00:56:17Sí, te vas a casar.
00:56:36No, no, no, pero no puedo hacer esta mujer mi esposa, que significa que ella será tratada como y hermoso
00:56:42como la más preciosa mujer en el mundo.
00:56:44¿Entendiste?
00:56:49No te acuerdas que mi hermano es el más poderoso en el mundo.
00:56:54Este es General Lysander Armstrong.
00:57:03As if, like the almighty General Lysander Armstrong would propose to a homeless prostitute like Trixie.
00:57:10Yes, the Armstrong family basically control the global stock market.
00:57:14Lysander Armstrong would sooner marry the princess of England than someone from the lowest rank of society.
00:57:20I bet my life you're all just actors.
00:57:23Then you better enjoy your last breath.
00:57:25Come on, Lysander, what are we waiting for?
00:57:26Let's show them what we can do and get revenge for Trixie.
00:57:28What can a bunch of piss poor people do to us, the elites?
00:57:32Infect us with your poor people bad luck.
00:57:34She wishes she could blame her low status on bad luck.
00:57:38Truth is, she's just a useless, lazy bitchin' bum.
00:57:42She's utterly unmarriable.
00:57:46I can dispose of them in other means if you don't prefer violence.
00:57:50I'd handle them myself, but...
00:57:54I'll let you do all the heavy lifting.
00:57:57Go ahead, Lysander.
00:58:05Yes, hello, this is Lysander.
00:58:06Please bankrupt the Marissa Wickham for me.
00:58:10Oh my gosh, I'm so scared.
00:58:12Anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone.
00:58:23Uh, hello?
00:58:24Yes.
00:58:27What?
00:58:32I'm bankrupt!
00:58:41Hey, hey, hey, are you sure that was the call, Sasha?
00:58:45That was a real call?
00:58:46People don't just suddenly go bankrupt like that.
00:58:48My company's dead.
00:58:50It evaporated.
00:58:51It's in thin air.
00:58:55That's impossible.
00:58:57Who are you?
00:58:58What did you do?
00:59:00Secretary Cho, you said you're the Secretary of Health, right?
00:59:04And you yourself said that the Armstrong family owns the entire global stock market.
00:59:08Could that be how they bankrupted Miss Wickham?
00:59:11Then that means...
00:59:14You're really Lysander Armstrong, the richest and most powerful man in the country.
00:59:21Trixie's marrying the famed war hero, the man every girl wants and every man wants to be.
00:59:28Now you believe me?
00:59:29Those who do bad will always end up losing everything.
00:59:32No, there's got to be some trick to this.
00:59:35You guys are just bums trying to extort money from us.
00:59:38It's awesome.
00:59:40Please.
00:59:41Please.
00:59:47I know why you're all over Trixie.
00:59:49Because you've been in the military for so long, you don't know what a real woman can do for you.
00:59:54Let me take you to my wedding chamber and I'll show you a good time.
00:59:59Let me take you to your hands for me or I'll have them removed for you.
01:00:03Ah!
01:00:04Ah!
01:00:05Ah!
01:00:07I would never be interested in a woman who's as vile and cruel and wicked as you are.
01:00:13Guess the cheater gets cheated on eventually.
01:00:18Sansa was just trying to save the company.
01:00:20I don't blame her at all.
01:00:22Your double standards are incredible.
01:00:24Okay, you don't want me.
01:00:26Fine.
01:00:26But there's plenty of other fish to see.
01:00:28I can give you a room full of pageant winners.
01:00:3118 years old.
01:00:32Fresh for the taking.
01:00:40I did that so you wouldn't have to, Miss Trixie.
01:00:43Thank you, Devin.
01:00:46Marissa, not only have you backstabbed me, your best friend, by stealing my fiancé,
01:00:52but now you'd sell out other innocent girls just to get your company back?
01:00:56You're an insult to all good women out there.
01:00:59No, to all of humanity.
01:01:00So now, everything that I've ever given you to, I'm taking it all back.
01:01:07Wait, everyone, stop.
01:01:11They're impostors.
01:01:17I just got off the phone with the president and she said your contract is not getting cancelled
01:01:21because it was assigned by the goddess healer herself.
01:01:24So we won't go bankrupt?
01:01:26The goddess healer?
01:01:27You mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine approved of my biomedical
01:01:32products?
01:01:34Yes, that's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine.
01:01:38The goddess healer's motto is,
01:01:40The right rewrites the wrong, the left leaves the wrong, the left.
01:01:45That means she's rewarding me.
01:01:47The president would never let your company go bankrupt.
01:01:50In fact, she's on her way now.
01:01:54So you're telling me this dashingly handsome motherfucker over here isn't Lysander Armstrong?
01:02:00Who the fuck cares who he is?
01:02:02If the president and the goddess healer approves of my products,
01:02:05who cares about this washed-up war hero?
01:02:07We can break his legs, break his arms.
01:02:09No one would even bat an eye.
01:02:11She even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services.
01:02:15FBI!
01:02:16FBI!
01:02:18You're under arrest for fraudulent claims and identity theft.
01:02:22Gotcha.
01:02:28Guess I still get the last laugh, Trixie.
01:02:30No, don't arrest her!
01:02:32Trixie's a good person.
01:02:34Please, officer, don't arrest her!
01:02:36Grandma, Mr. Rogers, Mrs. Williams.
01:02:39What are you all doing here?
01:02:40The neighbors heard about the breakup between you and Butch.
01:02:43We were worried, so we came here to back you up.
01:02:47Listen, officer, I can attest that Trixie Amoria is a good neighbor.
01:02:51She's very kind-hearted and would never break the law.
01:02:54Yes, and one time when my daughter needed university tuition,
01:02:58Trixie gave her everything she had just to help her out.
01:03:01She also paid for my recent heart surgery as well.
01:03:04My fiancée really is an incredible woman.
01:03:08She's an angel descended from heaven.
01:03:14You must be the criminal pretending to be General Lysander Armstrong.
01:03:18My brother is not a criminal.
01:03:20He's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
01:03:25Without him, this whole country would have been bombed to ash.
01:03:28And that's why it's twice the crime is stealing his identity.
01:03:31General Lysander Armstrong only fell into a coma because of the fight with the terrorist.
01:03:35And we've received no word that he's woken up yet, so this must be an imposter.
01:03:41I can tell that this whole dilemma with my identity is causing you a lot of trouble.
01:03:44I promise that I'll get it resolved and we can focus on taking down your scumbag ex.
01:03:50If you want to arrest me, fine.
01:03:53But don't fuck with my fiancée.
01:03:55You don't get to decide, punk.
01:03:57Let's go!
01:04:19Get him!
01:04:21If you can.
01:04:24If you can.
01:04:25If you can.
01:04:45If you can.
01:04:55If you can.
01:04:59¡No!
01:05:13¿Es eso suficiente? ¿O quieres más?
01:05:23La leyenda está escrita sobre ti, Islander.
01:05:31¿Me haces mi fiancé?
01:05:34¡Wow! ¿Your fiancé?
01:05:36¡He's so manly! Much better than your last one.
01:05:40¡I always knew you'd find someone better!
01:05:43¡It's Butch's loss!
01:05:44Trixie has always paid so much better than Marisa.
01:05:48She's like a shining star in the sky
01:05:51and Marisa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:05:54¡Bitch, we name calling now?!
01:05:55I'll drown you out with insults from my side.
01:05:57Right, fam?
01:05:58Drown out the poor!
01:05:59Drown out the poor!
01:06:01Drown out the poor!
01:06:03Drown out the poor!
01:06:04Drown out the poor!
01:06:06Drown out the poor!
01:06:06Drown out the poor!
01:06:07Drown out the poor!
01:06:07Drown out the poor!
01:06:07See Trixie?
01:06:08You've got no connections, no power.
01:06:11You can't compete against me even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:06:14We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.
01:06:17So you're using defenseless lives as your shield because you know we won't hurt them.
01:06:22Let them eat cake!
01:06:33You can't shoot all of them.
01:06:34Grab what you can, fam.
01:06:36Attack!
01:06:53You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:07:02What the fuck was that?!
01:07:04I don't care what the fuck it was!
01:07:06I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding!
01:07:13Oh!
01:07:16Damn it!
01:07:17Damn it!
01:07:17Damn it!
01:07:18Damn it!
01:07:18Damn it!
01:07:19You forgot I had a gun, too?
01:07:22That'll teach you for messing with the Wickhams.
01:07:24Take Ms. Trixie and her family and get out of here, we're quartered.
01:07:27I will sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:07:30Devon, you and your brother are both good men.
01:07:33I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:07:36They will be punished.
01:07:40Now hold still for me
01:07:44Rite rewrites the world
01:07:56Holy fuck, did she just reverse the bullet?
01:07:59By chanting the goddess healer's chant?
01:08:01Is she the goddess healer?
01:08:06I'm all better now
01:08:07Thank you Mr. Exie
01:08:09See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman
01:08:12No, please
01:08:13I am just an ordinary girl
01:08:15Don't put me on some sort of pedestal
01:08:17Sure
01:08:19You hear that?
01:08:20She's just some average homeless girl in the streets
01:08:23She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet
01:08:25While I do not care for glory
01:08:27I do believe in justice
01:08:30Marissa and Butch, not only have you betrayed me
01:08:33But now you've hurt the innocent too
01:08:35I will make you both pay for your crimes
01:08:38And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:40God?
01:08:42Wrong
01:08:44But you're close
01:08:45Bullshit
01:08:46I'm gonna show you how the elite can trail board you little lives
01:08:51You wanna cross the line so bad?
01:08:53Then let's see you try
01:08:54Charge!
01:09:04The hell is this?
01:09:06This is the line between life and death
01:09:10Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:13I'll admit it looks pretty good
01:09:14But, uh, I'll die before I believe that's magic
01:09:18You're not the Grim Reaper
01:09:19What if it's a trap?
01:09:21That woman has many tricks up her sleeves
01:09:23We ain't afraid of her
01:09:24She's nothing but a circus prostitute
01:09:27Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:09:30I will
01:09:33Left
01:09:34Leaves the wrong direction
01:09:43I'm fine
01:09:44Nothing happened
01:09:45You'll see soon enough
01:09:47Oh, please
01:09:48I really wanna die
01:09:50And you call this the line between life and death?
01:09:52I knew you were just making that shit up
01:09:54Whoops!
01:09:55Just crossed it again
01:09:57Whoops!
01:09:58And again
01:09:59Nothing's happening
01:10:00Nothing's happening
01:10:02Stop!
01:10:02Stop!
01:10:03Stop!
01:10:06Stop!
01:10:07Stop!
01:10:11No!
01:10:12No!
01:10:13Hey!
01:10:14What did you do to my brother?
01:10:16I didn't do anything
01:10:17Your brother just didn't want to heed my warning
01:10:21I suggest you take him to the U.R.
01:10:23If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral
01:10:26Come on
01:10:28Major
01:10:29Are you not gonna help your own brother?
01:10:30How was he able to cross the line?
01:10:32See, this must be an illusion
01:10:37Only the pure of heart can cross the line
01:10:39Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please?
01:10:49You're so sore I wouldn't marry you
01:10:51You'd go and hurt my brother
01:10:52Oh, please
01:10:53You hurt us first
01:10:55At first
01:10:56I was really hurt by your betrayal
01:10:58But I've come to realize
01:10:59Your true colors are that of a snake and a coward
01:11:02Marissa
01:11:03Thanks for taking this little life from me
01:11:07You blame yourself for being worthless
01:11:10You think anyone would want to marry you when you've got nothing to offer?
01:11:15When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:21Don't touch my wife
01:11:24And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband
01:11:29You can daydream all you want now, Trixie
01:11:32But when the presidential contract arrives
01:11:34It'll hit you like a fucking truck
01:11:36That you're nothing but an ugly phony
01:11:38And I'm the queen of everything
01:11:39Oh, really?
01:11:41Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want
01:11:44You've got nothing on me
01:11:49Yes
01:11:50Tell the president to get here immediately
01:11:57Goddess
01:11:57Madam president
01:11:59I require your assistance
01:12:01Yes, we'll be there immediately
01:12:06Get the VP
01:12:07We're leaving now
01:12:10Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:12:15God, I knew you were cheap
01:12:16But I didn't know you were crazy, too
01:12:18I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa
01:12:21You're pathetic, Trixie
01:12:22A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming?
01:12:26Miss Wickham is correct
01:12:27I was on the phone with the president earlier
01:12:30Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line
01:12:33You hear that, everyone?
01:12:35There is no way low-life Trixie could have called the president by herself
01:12:41She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention
01:12:44So she's come here to play up her importance
01:12:46No, my granddaughter would never do that
01:12:50Reversing time just to heal someone's wound
01:12:53Only the goddess healer can do that
01:12:55Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:13:03Oh, first, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong
01:13:09And now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:13:14Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:18I never realized how delusional they were
01:13:21You can only dream of what you can never have
01:13:23While we rub our riches and privilege in their faces
01:13:27Look, I don't know what circus school you went to
01:13:29But you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:13:31It ain't working
01:13:32You can't just fake the...
01:13:36Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary
01:13:39It's like real magic
01:13:41Trixie, you're an angel
01:13:43But the goddess healing is beyond your imagination
01:13:46And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex
01:13:50Won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:13:54No
01:13:55Trixie, look
01:13:57I believe you
01:13:58You saved me
01:14:00Whether you're a goddess or not, you did that
01:14:04No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me
01:14:07We'll riot against you now
01:14:09Tear her apart!
01:14:11Tear her apart!
01:14:12Tear her apart!
01:14:14Tear her apart!
01:14:15Tear her apart!
01:14:17Tear her apart!
01:14:17The Vice President arrives!
01:14:34Who dare cause ruckus in here?
01:14:40Your General Lysander Armstrong
01:14:42Wait, what?
01:14:44He's actually General Lysander Armstrong?
01:14:47No, no
01:14:47We've been through this already once, okay?
01:14:50Right, Secretary Cho?
01:14:51Este actor Trixie Hired pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me
01:14:57But you already confirmed with Madame President that I got the contract coming still, right?
01:15:01Yes, we all thought he was a fraud
01:15:03What I mean is, you're the war hero, General Lysander Armstrong
01:15:09And how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding
01:15:12The moment you wake up, you fall under this vixen spell
01:15:16And now you're attacking one of the most important allies to the President
01:15:20So he is the General, but he's in trouble now
01:15:25Did you hear that?
01:15:26Even the Vice President knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader
01:15:31So what if Trixie picked up some washed up war hero?
01:15:34We got the VP and the President
01:15:36On our side, you'll always be nothing, Trixie
01:15:41I told you
01:15:42Now punish them, Vice President Langley, this is treason
01:15:45Lysander Armstrong, you are stripped from your military honors
01:15:49And titles
01:15:53Hurry!
01:15:54The Goddess Healer needs us
01:15:58You can't do that, Mr. Vice President
01:16:00My brother is a war hero
01:16:02He single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack
01:16:05He was in a coma for two years
01:16:07If it wasn't for Miss Trixie, he would
01:16:08Enough!
01:16:09You speak another word and I will bring down your entire family
01:16:12Not just your brother
01:16:16It's okay
01:16:18Mr. Vice President, I've already given my life once for my country
01:16:21I have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiance's life
01:16:26And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President
01:16:28I never gave a fuck about any damn titles
01:16:34I truly saved a good man
01:16:41I will not let you bring ruin to my fiance
01:16:44And what can you do about it?
01:16:46Oh, Mr. Vice President, I have a swell idea
01:16:49My biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military
01:16:54Let's try it out on them
01:16:57Hold on, Mr. Vice President, there's no way that you're taking this seriously
01:17:00Put innocent civilian lives in danger?
01:17:03Despicable!
01:17:03What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power
01:17:08Ms. Wickham, you can use full force on them
01:17:12Did you hear that, boys?
01:17:27Shoot!
01:17:28Wait, that's the president
01:17:41No! Hey, idiots!
01:17:50Oh, my gosh, I'm so sorry, Madam President
01:17:53That was...
01:17:55They were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle
01:17:58What is this?
01:18:00Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madam, for your military
01:18:04This is a war crime
01:18:05These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with
01:18:08You're the uncivilized buffoon
01:18:10I can shoot whoever I want, I have the presidential contract
01:18:12With great power comes great responsibility
01:18:15And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:18:20What are you doing? Reverse the poison
01:18:21And take it out of the present before it's too late
01:18:23That is easy
01:18:25There's no need
01:18:26I'll save everyone
01:18:41It's raining gold!
01:18:45What's happening? Trixie doesn't have that kind of money
01:18:48It's got to be cheap glitter
01:18:52She... she... she is...
01:18:54She is a criminal
01:18:56Don't worry, Madam President
01:18:58We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison
01:18:59I'd be quiet if I were you
01:19:01Because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is healed up
01:19:04What are you talking about?
01:19:06The president literally came here to give me my billion-dollar contract
01:19:19This contract?
01:19:21Yeah! Yes!
01:19:22Thank you, first gentleman
01:19:41My contract, you bitch!
01:19:43And that's not all
01:19:56This foul weapon will not see the light of day
01:19:59There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus
01:20:02Don't you realize?
01:20:04Or are you too much of a goody two-shoes to understand that?
01:20:08You're the real virus here, Marissa
01:20:10Money is worth more to you than human lives
01:20:12And that's something I cannot tolerate
01:20:15So prepare yourself
01:20:16Because I'm about to smite you
01:20:20What are you gonna do?
01:20:22The president is here
01:20:23And I just invented the best biomedical products in the world
01:20:28You'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:20:32Madam President, you've recovered now
01:20:34So what's your final decision?
01:20:38I'll
01:20:39She's gonna give me my billion-dollar
01:20:46I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars
01:20:53Why are you attacking me, Madam President?
01:20:55You're supposed to be giving me the billion-dollar closet
01:20:58You wish, you idiot
01:21:02I've never seen a woman so vile
01:21:05So ugly on the inside
01:21:06It makes me want to vomit
01:21:08I-I-I don't understand
01:21:09I was just trying to punish these imposters
01:21:11For posing as the goddess of healing
01:21:15And do you know
01:21:16The goddess healer saved me and my son
01:21:19During childbirth
01:21:20You've really seen the goddess healer herself in the flesh?
01:21:25The one and only
01:21:27And it's
01:21:31Her
01:21:43Whaaaaat?
01:21:47Welcome, goddess
01:22:00You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?
01:22:02How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:05Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:09I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person
01:22:12To help those in need
01:22:14And make sure the man I chose loved me for me
01:22:18No, so that means
01:22:19The billion-dollar contract
01:22:21It-It was you who gave it to me?
01:22:23Then she took it away just like that
01:22:27That was her golden ticket
01:22:28You were once my fiance and best friend
01:22:30But after everything you've done
01:22:33We're officially getting ties with you both
01:22:35No, please
01:22:36I swear
01:22:36I didn't know you were an ex
01:22:38It doesn't matter who she is
01:22:43Trixie has a heart of gold
01:22:44She's an amazing person
01:22:46And you ruin that the moment that you betrayed her
01:22:50She's gonna be my wife
01:22:52Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman
01:22:54On this planet
01:23:00I love you
01:23:01I love you
01:23:14All her gold
01:23:15All her clothes
01:23:16All her clothes
01:23:17All that could have been mine
01:23:18This is all your fault
01:23:20This is all
01:23:21You seduced me
01:23:23Get off me
01:23:24You were the one that came onto me
01:23:26You-you himbo
01:23:27Please
01:23:28Trixie
01:23:29Give me another chance
01:23:32I wanna be rich again
01:23:33I-I'll be your slave
01:23:35I'll kiss the ground you walk on
01:23:37You've had your chance to apologize
01:23:39But it's too late now
01:23:41All I see is your greed
01:23:43And how much you'd hurt others
01:23:44Just to benefit yourself
01:23:45You two should be locked up
01:23:47And she shall
01:23:49For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction
01:23:52Arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham
01:23:55It's all your fault Marissa
01:23:57I never loved you
01:23:58It's your fault
01:23:59I was only with you for your money
01:24:01I don't care
01:24:02You were rich
01:24:02I-I'll see myself out
01:24:06Rest assured goddess
01:24:08We will not be using these biomedical weapons
01:24:11My platform is spreading kindness
01:24:13Just like you
01:24:14I knew you'd uphold our shared values
01:24:17That is why I saved you
01:24:19With these healing hands
01:24:21I will work tirelessly to change the world
01:24:23One good deed at a time
01:24:25Well
01:24:26Let's not let this wedding go to waste
01:24:30Let's party
01:24:32Wait
01:24:33What if we just got married?
01:24:35Right now
01:24:35Yes
01:24:36Well
01:24:38Woo
01:24:40Do you take each other
01:24:42To be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:24:45I do
01:24:46I do
01:24:47You may kiss the bride
01:24:48I do
01:24:50I do
01:24:51I do
01:24:53I do
01:24:54To be your bail
01:24:55To be your bed
01:24:55You
01:24:55You
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