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Craving My Brother's Best Friend
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00:00:05Open your legs up for me.
00:00:07Why?
00:00:08Like that?
00:00:09Like that.
00:00:16Oh, yeah, right there.
00:00:20Are you sure you're ready for me to take a virginity?
00:00:23This is the only thing I've ever wanted in my whole life.
00:00:25I only want you.
00:00:30Your mother is going to kill me, but I don't care.
00:00:34You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:47That's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback, my brother's best friend, claimed my soul,
00:00:52my body, and my virginity on my 18th birthday.
00:00:55In my fantasy, anyway.
00:00:57Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:01:01In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:01:03It's pure tragic.
00:01:05Not only is he the star quarterback, but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:01:08So to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:12Oh, shit.
00:01:14Fucking dumbass.
00:01:16Stupid.
00:01:18Stupid.
00:01:20Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:22Could have been really bad.
00:01:25Oh, fuck.
00:01:27Oh, my God.
00:01:28What?
00:01:29No.
00:01:30No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:32Oh, my God.
00:01:33Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison a 4,000-word pure smut starring him.
00:01:42All right.
00:01:44Welcome to the kingdom, Allie.
00:01:45You can crash here when I'm off at the league this year.
00:01:48This is awesome.
00:01:50I mean, finally.
00:01:50No rules.
00:01:51No parents.
00:01:52And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:56But you are welcome to my housewarming party tonight.
00:01:59But bring something.
00:02:00Not so fast.
00:02:01You're not staying here alone.
00:02:03I got you a roommate.
00:02:04And he's going to keep an eye on you.
00:02:06What?
00:02:07A roommate?
00:02:08No, I'm an adult.
00:02:09I don't need a babysitter, Mom.
00:02:10No, no.
00:02:11You're a big baby.
00:02:12And you know it.
00:02:13Okay.
00:02:14Fine.
00:02:15Who is it?
00:02:35Hey, roomie.
00:02:36It's been a while.
00:02:37You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:42Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
00:02:44I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:46The same Brett Harrison I accidentally emailed a 10-page smut about us.
00:02:51Uh, Ellie, my eyes are up here.
00:02:54What?
00:02:54Allie, whoa, Allie, quit drooling.
00:02:56Come on, that's gross.
00:02:57I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:03:00I would say it's zoning out.
00:03:01And, dude, you've got to start wearing a shirt.
00:03:04And put some actual pants on.
00:03:05You can't go commando in front of my little sister.
00:03:06Yeah, just get out of a chair.
00:03:08I don't care, man.
00:03:09All right, you're on watch duty now.
00:03:11You've got to keep the horny jocks away from her.
00:03:12Okay?
00:03:13And remember, most important part, row code.
00:03:15We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:03:17Ron.
00:03:18I'm going to sleep with you, Ron.
00:03:19Catch you later, okay?
00:03:20Fuck yeah.
00:03:21All right, catch you after practice, okay?
00:03:22All right, bye, everybody.
00:03:25You know, I don't think that I'm the one having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:34Hey, hey, it reminds me.
00:03:36Have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:40I don't know.
00:03:42Why don't you define weird?
00:03:45It's like a virus, maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:52It's sometimes they have files that, like, will give you a virus if you open it.
00:03:56So you just don't want to open it.
00:03:57And if you see anything from me, you should just delete it right away and don't ever look at it.
00:04:02Yeah, right.
00:04:03A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:04:08That's a bummer, huh?
00:04:09Yeah.
00:04:10No, I've been, uh, you know, at a training camp last, like, two weeks, so I'm, uh, hey, signal.
00:04:16So he hasn't seen me.
00:04:18I'm safe.
00:04:19Why?
00:04:20What's on the email?
00:04:22Why?
00:04:23What's on the email?
00:04:23Anything, uh, scandalous or inappropriate?
00:04:26Anything I should, uh, know about me?
00:04:28Nothing.
00:04:29Nothing.
00:04:29Because you know, like I am, could be looking after you now.
00:04:32You made a promise to Ron, so, uh, if there's anything I need to know about, you should, uh, tell
00:04:37me.
00:04:38No, nothing.
00:04:39Nothing scandalous.
00:04:40I'm gonna go.
00:04:40Actually, I have to go.
00:04:41Oh, good to see you.
00:04:46Okay.
00:04:47Deep breath.
00:04:49This is my year.
00:04:50New city.
00:04:51New school.
00:04:52I'm gonna make this squad, and I'm not going to think about Brett's stupid, perfect abs.
00:05:15What is a size 8 doing in my locker room?
00:05:18Uh, more like a 12.
00:05:23Hi.
00:05:24Um, I'm Allison.
00:05:25I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
00:05:28Sweetie.
00:05:29Cheerleaders need to be liftable.
00:05:30And more delicate.
00:05:33You know what I mean?
00:05:34Uh, but I was captain of my high school team, and I learned really fast.
00:05:39Okay.
00:05:40You want a shot?
00:05:43But you have to prove your guts first.
00:05:45Okay.
00:05:46Yeah, I'll do anything.
00:05:47Go talk to the football captain.
00:05:49If he's okay with someone your size on the sidelines, then I'm fine with it.
00:05:55Sure.
00:05:55Yeah.
00:05:56Um, where is he?
00:05:58He's in a team meeting.
00:05:59Down the hallway.
00:06:01No door on the left.
00:06:02And just barge in.
00:06:03Be aggressive.
00:06:04He loves them.
00:06:12Oh, I can't with these delusional virgins.
00:06:16She seriously thinks she can just talk to the king of the campus?
00:06:20Brett's going to eat her alive.
00:06:26Third door meeting room.
00:06:28Show him aggression.
00:06:29I got this.
00:06:39Oh, my God.
00:06:42Oh, my God.
00:06:43You, uh, lost, baby girl?
00:06:45Because, uh, you just come here for a show?
00:06:47Hmm.
00:06:47We lost, and we still got to stop.
00:06:53Hope you brought your meat pies, virgin.
00:06:56No!
00:06:57No!
00:06:58Don't be shy, baby.
00:06:59Turn around.
00:07:01Whoa!
00:07:07Look, I'm here in official business, okay?
00:07:09I just, I need to see the captain.
00:07:10Actually, uh, I have a captain right here.
00:07:13Were you needing a salute?
00:07:14Um, back off.
00:07:37What do you think you're doing in the boys' life?
00:07:41Um, Brett?
00:07:42He's the football captain?
00:07:45Of course he is.
00:07:46Who else could it be?
00:07:48Look, I need to ask you something.
00:07:51You know, you have a habit of walking in on me when I'm half-making.
00:07:54Brett, this is serious, okay?
00:07:56The girls on the cheerleading team said that I need to ask your permission to be put on the squad.
00:08:00Elson, I think these girls are messing with you.
00:08:02I'm the captain of the team, but that doesn't mean I decide the roster the coach is in.
00:08:06Oh, my God.
00:08:07Turn.
00:08:08Uh, I, I have to go.
00:08:11Cool it down, sweetheart.
00:08:13You look thirsty.
00:08:21Hey, well, great.
00:08:22Well, you guys are going to be running lapsing, you fucking puke.
00:08:24Put it down!
00:08:29What's that?
00:08:31All right, let's get you out of here.
00:08:32I don't want to see you like this.
00:08:33It's okay, I can just go out.
00:08:34I don't want to go out.
00:08:45I finally did it.
00:08:47The thing I fantasized about since I was 12 years old.
00:08:50I kissed my brother's best friend.
00:08:53And holy hell, it felt good.
00:08:56The captain just got sacked by the team version.
00:09:01What's up, Cheryl?
00:09:04I slept.
00:09:11You guys are benched.
00:09:12It's just a joke.
00:09:14Seriously.
00:09:17The captain just got sacked by the team version.
00:09:20Don't look, here's the kisser.
00:09:22In the men's shower, Allison, unhinged.
00:09:25Does he kiss as good as he looks?
00:09:28Kill me now.
00:09:35What are you doing here?
00:09:37I'm here to pick you up, obviously.
00:09:41Didn't your practice end like four hours ago?
00:09:43Yes, it did.
00:09:45You've just been waiting.
00:09:46Yeah, and whose fault is that?
00:09:49I messaged you.
00:09:51Oh, crap.
00:09:52I blocked him the second I hit send on that smut.
00:09:54I was dying of embarrassment.
00:09:57I must have missed your message.
00:09:59Sorry.
00:10:00Missed my message, Cheryl?
00:10:03You know, I don't think so.
00:10:04I think.
00:10:05I've been blocked for a month.
00:10:07Why?
00:10:08Okay, come on.
00:10:09What?
00:10:10Just give it back.
00:10:11Whatever you...
00:10:12Hold on.
00:10:13You're texting Chad?
00:10:15I've been blocked for a month, but you're texting Chad at midnight.
00:10:19You know, Chad is a walking STD.
00:10:20He sleeps with everything that moves.
00:10:22Are you into that?
00:10:23We're doing a school project together.
00:10:24Ah, a school project.
00:10:26Yes.
00:10:26You know, Chad is definitely known for his academic passions.
00:10:29Well, it's the truth.
00:10:30So, can you just give me my phone back, please?
00:10:32Hold on.
00:10:33Let me do something really quick.
00:10:34What are you doing?
00:10:35And there you go.
00:10:36Chad is deleted.
00:10:38What?
00:10:38What?
00:10:39Stop!
00:10:39Dirty dumb.
00:10:40That's not cool.
00:10:41You can't do that.
00:10:42That's not fair.
00:10:44Uh, yes, it is.
00:10:45Because, listen, you're my business now.
00:10:48So, right now, I want you to open your phone.
00:10:51I said take your phone out.
00:10:55Cool.
00:10:56Do what?
00:10:57I want you to pin my contact to the top.
00:11:08Keep it cool, Allison.
00:11:10Act like you've been in a car before.
00:11:13This is literally my fanfic.
00:11:15The car, the moonlit night, and the brooding quarterback.
00:11:20I'm going to spontaneously combust.
00:11:25You feel amazing, Janice.
00:11:28This is all I've ever wanted.
00:11:30My only.
00:11:32I only have ever wanted you.
00:11:38Yes.
00:11:39Get harder.
00:11:42Faster.
00:11:42I'm coming.
00:11:44Are you all right?
00:11:45Yes.
00:11:46Any little bit of air.
00:11:47It's really hot in here.
00:11:49I shouldn't mess with her like this.
00:11:51Ron is going to kill me, but she's too cute.
00:11:56No, I just like...
00:12:05Oh, my God.
00:12:07Even my stories didn't go that far.
00:12:09I mean, if we actually have sex in real life, would I even survive that?
00:12:13You have double XL condoms, you too.
00:12:15I'll tell you this.
00:12:17You're a girl.
00:12:17Do you actually use those?
00:12:19Yeah.
00:12:20Thank you for this.
00:12:22There's no way.
00:12:23That's like a sleeping bag.
00:12:26What would you like to know?
00:12:31Yeah, well, you're the one leaving your stash out in the open, so...
00:12:35Yeah, you're the one who tackled me in the boys' locker room.
00:12:37You kissed me back.
00:12:39You basically attacked me.
00:12:40I was just trying not to crack my head against the floor.
00:12:42You...
00:12:48Pathetic.
00:12:49Pathetic.
00:12:49I'm actually pathetic.
00:12:51I thought he kissed me back.
00:12:52I'm such an idiot.
00:12:55Forget I said anything.
00:12:56You know what, why don't we talk about something that matters?
00:12:58Now that you're my responsibility, we're gonna...
00:13:00should it be some new criminals?
00:13:02excuse me there's gonna be a 9 p.m. curfew no parties no frat boys and you're gonna share your
00:13:09life location with me all the time are you insane who do you think you are my father
00:13:19i'm your roommate i'm also your brother's best friend
00:13:24so he does just send me as a liability yeah we're roommates that means we're equal
00:13:32and that means you don't get to tell me what to do so you're forgetting the point where i said
00:13:37that i am your brother's best friend and ron has already given me permission to boss you around
00:13:42and do whatever i want you to do to make sure that you're safe why don't you consider me
00:13:47your brother pro max nope definitely not thinking of him as a brother extra large
00:13:53no pro max not when he looks like that
00:14:01yeah this whole thing is ridiculous first you delete my friend's number from my phone
00:14:08now you're trying to talk to me about curfews and what parties i can go to
00:14:12you don't care tell me about them i'm not your prisoner i don't control what i do
00:14:31freshman initiation party tonight at club vibe fetish slash lingerie dress code mandatory for all
00:14:40wannabe cheerleaders lingerie seriously but if i don't go it'll be social suicide and i'll never
00:14:48make the squad i'm not letting rita win i'm your roommate and i'm also your brother's best friend
00:14:54since that's all he wants to be a roommate my brother's best friend screw him i don't take orders
00:15:01from those
00:15:22oh my god did you actually show up in lingerie
00:15:31look everyone the strippers arrived let's all give little miss hooker a round of applause for being
00:15:36tonight's entertainment
00:15:40thanks at least i don't look so ordinary you spend so much of your life trying to embarrass me
00:15:47i'm starting to think you have a crush rita
00:15:51now are we gonna have some fun or is everyone just gonna stand around taking pictures of me all night
00:15:58turn the music up let's play a game
00:16:14i dare you to call a guy and get him to come here and make out with you right now
00:16:25shit i don't have any guy friends here chad is deleted and i can't call brett
00:16:31what's the matter no guys want you tick tock sweetie
00:16:37she's stalling she doesn't have anyone to call
00:16:40you can't get a guy you dress like a hooker you flash your tits enough single man wants to claim
00:16:45just give me a second
00:16:48just give me a second
00:16:57yeah allison yeah all right
00:17:05that is punishment for wasting your time
00:17:08but you're so thirsty lick it up
00:17:16lick it up
00:17:25brett
00:17:27what's up where are you
00:17:30not club vibe i am i lost a dare
00:17:34yeah what kind of dare
00:17:38i need a man to claim me in front of everyone
00:17:42alison are you asking me to go to a club after i told you that i didn't think it was
00:17:46a good idea for you to go out at night
00:17:48come on brett please this is serious can you just come get me
00:17:51no allison you know what you wanted to break the rules you enjoy your night
00:17:55brett please
00:18:00how dare you even think brett
00:18:02he'd rather die than be seen with a slut like you
00:18:05you literally stalked him into the men's showers
00:18:09i'm surprised he hasn't signed a restraining order yet
00:18:17where do you think you're going
00:18:18grab her
00:18:19no
00:18:20get off of me
00:18:21you lost the dare
00:18:23you paid the price
00:18:26you need to loosen up
00:18:28you couldn't get brett's touchy that's fine
00:18:30we'll help you lower your standards
00:18:34no
00:18:47what was
00:18:48no
00:18:48no
00:18:49jason here has volunteered to help you finish your dare
00:18:56please
00:18:57come on sweetheart
00:18:58a dare is a dare
00:19:00stop fighting me
00:19:03i'm doing you a favor
00:19:04taking that v-card out the ass
00:19:14please
00:19:15stop
00:19:16please
00:19:17get into this
00:19:18that's what gets used
00:19:20hey asro
00:19:23Hell
00:19:34don't you ever put your hands on my girl again don't you ever put your hands on my girl again
00:19:48this is a total overreaction jason and ali we're just having fun together i mean look
00:19:53at how she's dressed she's practically begging for it
00:20:06you know i better not see any videos of this online or else you are fucking dumb
00:20:11and that goes for everybody i don't want to see one picture of one video does everybody understand
00:20:16that great we'll delete them right now
00:20:37hey hey what do you think you're doing huh sneaking out going to a place like this
00:20:44what happened if i hadn't shown up huh
00:20:47what did you mean back there
00:20:52back where when you told everyone that i'm your girl
00:20:59the literal meaning i completely lost it when that piece of shit was touching me
00:21:05i told ron that i was going to protect you and that's exactly what i'm doing
00:21:12yeah i know because i'm just ron's little sister huh
00:21:15always causing trouble
00:21:16please just put this up
00:21:19happy
00:21:19yeah
00:21:25well you know what i don't think it's a good idea for you to be going anywhere dressed like this
00:21:28like i'm desperate no that's not true i know okay i'm a total joke
00:21:32bullshit you're trying to impress people that don't matter okay these people are not your friends
00:21:36and you're lowering your standards and you don't know i know obviously i know rita's not my friend
00:21:40and i know that i'm a pathetic loser and i know that i'm not good enough for you
00:21:45that's not true
00:21:47fuck rita
00:21:49fuck everybody
00:21:51i'll send you perfect just the way that you are
00:21:53i don't want to be me okay
00:21:54i want to be liked i want to be wanted
00:21:57and i want someone who will answer when i call them
00:22:00i'll always answer when you come
00:22:02i'll always be there
00:22:03so what does that mean
00:22:06what does that mean for us
00:22:07what am i
00:22:09to you brent
00:22:11i'm losing my mind
00:22:12i know the rules but
00:22:14look at her
00:22:16all i can think
00:22:17just this once
00:22:20what
00:22:23say it just say it
00:22:24i'm really trying not to get you hurt in all this
00:22:27because i'm just ron's little sister
00:22:29no
00:22:30it's the only reason you look at me huh
00:22:32that is not true
00:22:33then tell me that you don't feel anything when you look at me
00:22:36tell me there's nothing happening right now
00:22:38i can't
00:22:41and you can't actually do anything about it either
00:22:44so you know what just forget it
00:22:47forget i said anything
00:22:50i'm done begging you
00:22:51i'm done
00:22:52no allison allison stop it
00:23:00listen
00:23:01there is a line
00:23:02that i am trying
00:23:03to not
00:23:04cross
00:23:04why
00:23:05because if i do
00:23:07i won't be able to stop
00:23:11it says that you have to stop
00:23:15please don't stop
00:23:17please don't stop
00:23:18please don't stop
00:23:37what are you doing
00:23:39we're ruining everything
00:23:58what are you doing right now
00:24:05talk to me
00:24:10what is he doing
00:24:11is he seriously going to kiss me in front of ron
00:24:19yeah your eyes are super red
00:24:21hey ron what's up man
00:24:23allie called me
00:24:24dumbass
00:24:24and i had to sign up to see your face
00:24:26two inches away from hers
00:24:27so you guys better have a good ass explanation right now
00:24:30or i'm gonna come over there and beat your ass
00:24:32it's
00:24:32it was an accident okay
00:24:34we just
00:24:35i butt dialed you
00:24:37we
00:24:37went to the freshman party
00:24:39and
00:24:39and
00:24:40i was leaving and something
00:24:42got in my eye
00:24:43and so brett
00:24:44was helping me
00:24:45and i was holding the flashlight
00:24:46okay chill
00:24:47really
00:24:48yeah look
00:24:53it's really dry okay
00:24:54my eye is like dying
00:24:57all right
00:24:58brett if that's true
00:24:59you guys gotta take her to
00:25:00i don't know like an urgent care right now or something
00:25:03i need you to take care of that
00:25:04i was uh i was going to you right after
00:25:06i got it
00:25:08peace
00:25:08bye
00:25:12oh my god that was really really close
00:25:16hey but uh
00:25:17what's going on
00:25:18you should
00:25:18you forgot something
00:25:19no ellie
00:25:20it's like
00:25:21come on you almost kissed me
00:25:22hey ellison
00:25:25stop
00:25:30quit acting so childish
00:25:32you know the only thing that i need to quit
00:25:39is you
00:25:47all right ladies
00:25:49physical assessments today
00:25:50allison you're first
00:26:01you know the only thing that i need to welcome you to be able to go and find out
00:26:25Damn, Allison. I see you.
00:26:28You ain't lookin' flexible, Allison.
00:26:31You can wrap those legs around my shoulders any day, baby.
00:26:34Shut up.
00:26:42Hey, uh...
00:26:43Hey, watch it. What's your problem?
00:26:48Huh?
00:26:56Partner up! Stretching drills!
00:27:03Solo Allison, let me help.
00:27:05No hands-on.
00:27:08I'm okay.
00:27:09Come on, he'll be fine. I promise.
00:27:14Look, Chad, you're really...
00:27:16Oh, excuse me.
00:27:19I'm not with anyone.
00:27:22Um, I don't need rescuing, so...
00:27:25That's right.
00:27:26She doesn't need to keep her, Brett.
00:27:29Choose me.
00:27:33Walk away, Chad.
00:27:35Right now.
00:27:38Whatever, man. You're lost.
00:27:45What are you doing?
00:27:47What?
00:27:47Are you jealous or something?
00:27:49No, I'm not jealous.
00:27:51What was that?
00:27:51I promised Ron that I would take care of you.
00:27:53Keeping the vultures away. Just doing my job.
00:27:58First exercise, partner sit-ups.
00:28:03All right, come on.
00:28:05You're first.
00:28:11Let's go! We don't have all day!
00:28:13You ready, Mookie?
00:28:15I'm trying to detox Brett.
00:28:17But how am I supposed to do that if he's everywhere?
00:28:20Let's go! We don't have all day!
00:28:22You wanna play?
00:28:25Fine. Let's play.
00:28:26You ready?
00:28:44Let's go!
00:28:46You're not jealous.
00:28:46All right, man.
00:28:48I'mèmes, mate.
00:28:48I'm so jealous.
00:28:50Bye.
00:28:53When I walk away, I walk away, and then I walk away.
00:28:54I'm so jealous.
00:28:54I'm so jealous of you, bro.
00:28:55I'm so jealous.
00:28:55I'm so jealous, bro.
00:28:56All right, I'm so jealous.
00:28:56What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:28:59I'm not doing anything.
00:29:00Stop it.
00:29:02Stop where?
00:29:06Switch positions!
00:29:09You're dead.
00:29:21Whenever you're ready.
00:29:23She's trying to kill me.
00:29:24And it's working.
00:29:31She's your best friend's sister.
00:29:33It's the forbidden fruit.
00:29:36Ron is gonna murder me.
00:29:44What the hell am I doing?
00:29:50What the hell am I doing?
00:29:52You okay, bro?
00:29:54You okay?
00:29:55And done!
00:29:56Allison, you killed it today.
00:29:58You're gonna be our lead flyer in the next game.
00:30:02Really?
00:30:03Wow, thank you.
00:30:07Congratulations.
00:30:09Uh...
00:30:10Quit flirting, you two.
00:30:15You're off me.
00:30:33Oh my...
00:30:35Shit!
00:30:35It's fucking hot!
00:30:37You okay?
00:30:39Um...
00:30:40Oh my god.
00:30:45Can you please get me a paper towel?
00:30:47Yeah, yeah, for sure.
00:30:48Here.
00:30:49Jesus, I'm so sorry.
00:30:52It's fine.
00:30:53Okay, brain bleach.
00:30:55I need brain bleach, but...
00:30:57Damn it.
00:30:58How do I unsee that?
00:30:59How do I stop my heart from kicking its way out of my chest?
00:31:02Okay, it's fine.
00:31:03Just...
00:31:04It's okay.
00:31:04Just forget it, okay?
00:31:05I'm doing laundry.
00:31:06I'm sorry I still look on you.
00:31:08I, um...
00:31:09Didn't...
00:31:10You know, you're not really wearing any clothes.
00:31:12And it...
00:31:13And neither are you.
00:31:15You're just as dressed as I am.
00:31:16You're wearing shorts and nothing else.
00:31:18And you're not looking where you're going.
00:31:20No, okay.
00:31:21I said I was sorry.
00:31:22Alright?
00:31:22Listen, I just...
00:31:25Why aren't you still here?
00:31:27Why aren't you still here?
00:31:28Why wouldn't I be here?
00:31:29This is my morning routine.
00:31:31I don't know.
00:31:31It's 8.30.
00:31:33Isn't the whole cheer squad supposed to be meeting today at 7 o'clock?
00:31:35Do you like the hair and makeup thing?
00:31:36What?
00:31:37Nobody told me that.
00:31:38Had...
00:31:40Oh my god.
00:31:41She's gonna kill me.
00:31:42Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:42This is how I'm gonna get kicked off the team.
00:31:44She's gonna...
00:31:44She's gonna kill me because I'm late for her first performance.
00:31:46Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:47You okay?
00:31:48I'll...
00:31:48Okay.
00:32:03Get all your stuff?
00:32:04Yeah.
00:32:05Um, I have to go.
00:32:07Okay.
00:32:08Thanks.
00:32:09Bye.
00:32:18Did you just see that?
00:32:19That rookie just rolled up with Brett Harrison.
00:32:22And she was in the shotgun.
00:32:24Never lets any girl sit there.
00:32:27Enjoy it while it lasts.
00:32:29Nobody takes Brett from me.
00:32:38Hey.
00:32:39Sorry, Emily.
00:32:40I didn't know the call time was 7 a.m.
00:32:42Don't make excuses, Scott.
00:32:45Late is late.
00:32:45You're just too lazy.
00:32:55Hey.
00:32:56What's your problem?
00:32:58What's your problem?
00:32:58My problem is you dragging the whole team down.
00:33:00It's the first game and you can't even be on time.
00:33:02Like I said, nobody...
00:33:07No.
00:33:08Hey!
00:33:09Stop!
00:33:10Are you crazy?
00:33:11Consider this a lesson to understand punctuality.
00:33:16Stop!
00:33:17You wanna fight?
00:33:19I'll give you a reason.
00:33:26Hey!
00:33:26Hey!
00:33:27What are you doing?
00:33:28What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:33:29Get your fucking hands off.
00:33:30This is the girls' locker room.
00:33:31Cool.
00:33:32Get out.
00:33:34Get out of here.
00:33:35All of you.
00:33:36Get out of here.
00:33:36Right now.
00:33:37Did you hear me?
00:33:37Get out!
00:33:42You okay?
00:33:44It's fine.
00:33:47I just can't go out there like this, so...
00:33:49I'm just gonna have to tell Coach that I'm sick or something.
00:33:51It's gonna be okay.
00:33:52We have enough time.
00:33:53Trust me.
00:33:57Hi.
00:33:57Hello.
00:33:58Listen, I need you to go to the school and I need you to meet me in the women's locker
00:34:01room.
00:34:01Right now.
00:34:07Alright.
00:34:07Hey, listen.
00:34:08Use my jersey.
00:34:10Make you look better than the original.
00:34:11Alright.
00:34:16Hey, listen.
00:34:31Use my jersey.
00:34:32Make you look better than the original.
00:34:32Alright?
00:34:36Oh, shit.
00:34:37Is that even Alison?
00:34:49She looks...
00:34:50Sorry.
00:34:53Looky, cute.
00:34:54You look, uh...
00:34:55You look fantastic.
00:34:56You know, I think you look better in that jersey than I ever do.
00:34:59It's because you've never had to wear eyeliner.
00:35:00You know, that's true. That's true, I am.
00:35:03Hey, are you sure?
00:35:04It's okay that we cut up your jersey right before the game?
00:35:07Yeah. You're the only thing here that managed me.
00:35:11Really?
00:35:13To you, as your best friend's sister?
00:35:16Of course.
00:35:19As... more than just a friend's sister.
00:35:22All right, time's ticking. Let's move.
00:35:24Allison, I don't know whatever this look is, but it works.
00:35:33You take center. Let's go.
00:35:39Okay.
00:35:41Hey, uh...
00:35:47For the lake.
00:35:51Okay.
00:35:56Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our State University cheerleading squad.
00:36:04One, two, three, go!
00:36:11Shut that loud!
00:36:17Uh-huh, uh-huh, oh yeah!
00:36:25Oh yeah!
00:36:34Oh yeah!
00:36:36Who is that girl? She's on fire!
00:36:38That's Allison Scott.
00:36:40I didn't know she had moves.
00:36:45The whole thing is seriously so hot.
00:36:48I mean, damn.
00:36:49I'm definitely making my move after the game tonight.
00:36:52Body in that uniform?
00:36:54Woo!
00:36:55She's getting lucky tonight!
00:36:57Stay with you.
00:36:59I don't have to.
00:37:00See, girls like that, they always come running to guys like me.
00:37:03I'm telling you right now.
00:37:05You don't fuck off.
00:37:06The only thing that's gonna be chasing me is my fist.
00:37:18He's on the 30-yard line.
00:37:20The 20!
00:37:21The 10!
00:37:25Pucks down!
00:37:26Matt Harrison does it again!
00:37:28State wins!
00:37:29Yeah!
00:37:30Oh!
00:37:30Good job!
00:37:31It's right here!
00:37:33Woo!
00:37:34Woo!
00:37:36Woo!
00:37:37Woo!
00:37:38Woo!
00:37:38Woo!
00:37:39Woo!
00:37:40Woo!
00:37:40Woo!
00:37:44Hey!
00:37:45Oh.
00:37:46Congrats!
00:37:47On the win, Captain.
00:37:48That was really good.
00:37:50You know, it's really just another Tuesday for me.
00:37:53Hey, shut up.
00:37:54Go!
00:37:57You okay?
00:37:59kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:10kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:10kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:10kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:11kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:14kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:17kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:17kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:18kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:19kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:20kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:20kiss kiss kiss
00:38:24now we got ourselves a good old kiss camp standoff
00:38:27i haven't seen one of these in years
00:38:32come on allison let's give the people what they want
00:38:35i know i shouldn't kiss my brother's best friend
00:38:41oh but i want it
00:38:57wait what
00:39:03i can't believe this is happening kiss camp me and brett
00:39:17allison don't pass out
00:39:23thanks for keeping shout at bay no problem
00:39:34this is insane i shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister
00:39:39but it feels so right i've never wanted to end
00:39:56what the hell do you think you're doing kissing my sister and from the entire school
00:40:00ron just calm down okay you're making a scene i'm making a scene yeah i'm making a scene you two
00:40:05were swallowing each other's faces on the jumbotron
00:40:07stop beating like this okay are you serious right now if i hadn't stepped in you two
00:40:28do not bullshit me do not bullshit me absolutely nothing i'm i'm serious nothing
00:40:32fucking lying i saw the way you kissed her okay she is not another one of your conquests
00:40:37i know that so you stay in your lane because she is my sister and i'm warning you you do
00:40:43not
00:40:43cross me you do not i promise dude fuck
00:40:51okay hey we need to talk
00:40:54no i sound like a mom
00:40:57this is ridiculous why am i texting him he's literally in the next room
00:41:01you know what just go in there just ask him hey brett what the hell was that kiss
00:41:08he kissed me back he can't deny it this time it's recorded and live stream
00:41:15okay do or die
00:41:22what are you doing getting groceries what do you think i'm doing i'm taking a hot bath
00:41:27well i think you should do something else i think this hot tub is big enough for both of us
00:41:33she has no idea what she's doing to me brett what happened at the kiss cam today
00:41:40i know you didn't hate it i can't talk about the kiss cam
00:41:45hi you can't talk about the kiss cam like are you that much of a coward
00:41:49oh you know what i'm not talking about the kiss cam thing because there's nothing to talk about
00:41:55it was a kiss cam at a game and we did it do you want to get real ellie
00:41:59the fun's over it's finished do you understand
00:42:05don't you dare no don't you dare look like that i'm not doing no no no that's not fair okay
00:42:09do you think i'm trying to be a jerk do you think i'm trying to be an asshole
00:42:13don't you understand how hard you're making this for me you're coming in here in your
00:42:16bikini huh yeah i noticed you dare i'm not doing anything yes you are you know what even if i
00:42:22was
00:42:22i guess i'm just playing into the game because that's all this is yeah okay so then earlier i
00:42:28should have kissed chad i had two options you and him and i picked wrong
00:42:37don't say stupid shit like that ellie
00:42:39jack's a predator and a loser and you do deserve somebody a lot better than that okay
00:42:46i can't
00:42:54oh is he hard
00:43:00at least chad is honest about what he wants
00:43:02you don't think i'm being honest
00:43:09oh it's getting hot now you know biology
00:43:15whether it's biology or not i'm the one who's causing it
00:43:24allie
00:43:25brett you guys out here
00:43:26fucking shit what the fuck is he doing here you have to get out i can't get out if i
00:43:30get out
00:43:31he's gonna see with my flagpole and he's gonna kill me okay well yeah he definitely can't see us like
00:43:34this so i i'm gonna get out okay cool allie hey
00:43:39oh my god he's telling you
00:43:41allie hey just get under get out of what right
00:43:49allie hi shown alone
00:43:52yeah but i'm naked
00:43:58you're okay
00:43:59okay well i also have a vibe and you're ruining it so i'm sorry i just i wanted to get
00:44:06my charger
00:44:06i left it out here yesterday you got it so i also wanted to say that
00:44:12i think you did a great job today
00:44:15i mean it you kicked ass and i'm sorry that i was a
00:44:19an asshole about it thanks
00:44:28okay but but what was the kiss cam thing seeing my best friend just
00:44:32suck my sister's face off traumatized me so i'm just wondering why you did that
00:44:39ron i mean it's a kiss cam it's a game everyone does it
00:44:44a game i just feel like it's kind of i don't know a dream this is a guy that you've
00:44:48had a crush on
00:44:49your whole life well it was him or it was chad so who did you want me to pick that's
00:44:54fair
00:44:55chad sucks yeah tone it down a little bit okay okay he's my best friend and i don't want things
00:45:00to be
00:45:00weird they won't be
00:45:06okay thanks
00:45:10what was that what was that
00:45:16sorry i got water in my nose okay i'm okay don't drown okay okay have a good soak i guess
00:45:22okay bye
00:45:30oh god the illegal is gonna die good talk wait
00:45:39i have to ask you something i'm going to ask him out on a date don't be the little sister
00:45:45allison
00:45:45be the girl he kissed there's this like stupid event thing tomorrow i just was wondering if you would
00:45:53want to go with me
00:46:01got plans ally
00:46:05okay yeah whatever
00:46:06i just
00:46:20brett
00:46:24i guess we have the same plans
00:46:31except his are with rita not me
00:46:43look
00:46:44charity case is running a charity sale she's finally getting back did you know allison hand makes these
00:46:49little trinkets it's giving kindergarten arts and crafts i didn't know you two were coming together
00:46:55i came by myself brett was kind enough to help me with my family's donation daddy donated a little of
00:47:02this collection nothing major just some birkin bags some vintage Rolex watches
00:47:07let's see what you're peddling here ally
00:47:12huh how much are you asking for this fifteen dollars i made it myself
00:47:18fifteen dollars for some plastic and twine you don't have to buy it it's ambitious
00:47:24you know i don't think it's ambitious enough i'm gonna take every single one of these bracelets
00:47:34you want to say five hundred dollars a piece
00:47:37are you insane you actually want this garbage you know i value the artist that's just how expensive
00:47:43something looks so five hundred dollars what's that supposed to mean she's nothing no you're
00:47:48nothing especially compared to her how dare you compare me to this peasant
00:47:54why don't you get out of here no i'm serious don't come back to this table again
00:48:02you know i do think this stuff is pretty what are you doing what do you mean you can't keep
00:48:06doing this to me you blew me off yesterday and then today you come and you buy all of my
00:48:11jewelry
00:48:11you're distant with me one second and then you defend me the next what do you want i'm i'm just
00:48:16trying to no allison party at my place celebrating the big win you coming i don't know you're not
00:48:26interested she's a grown woman she can speak for herself so what do you say you're not going anywhere
00:48:38and there goes the big brother act again who does he think he is toying with my feelings like this
00:48:43you hate chad brett fine chad's my new best friend then no yeah sounds fun
00:48:52i'll be there
00:49:02there she is my guest of honor damn allison you look sexy oh thanks
00:49:14it's a cool party yeah you know i threw this whole thing just for you really for me
00:49:20why did you do that you're single i'm single you need another reason
00:49:27so what's the deal with you and brett huh no deal there's nothing happening between us he's just a
00:49:34friend of a friend of a friend of my brother so it's his loss my gain
00:49:42hey you picked the wrong guy to kiss on the cam allison let's fix that
00:49:52yeah no why not there's nothing between me and brett obviously maybe i should just move on you ever
00:49:57play the pocky challenge no what's that we each bite from one end until one of us chickens out
00:50:18come on
00:50:19damn it why am i thinking about him at a time like
00:50:23this come on allison you're already here
00:50:37fine but i play to win
00:50:44okay check it out ten bucks say they kiss
00:51:01dude what the
00:51:02fuck game's over let's go excuse me what are you doing get off of me what do you think you're
00:51:08doing you're ruining my night do you think i care that i'm ruining your night what do you think
00:51:11ron would think if you knew you were at don't care how about you electro someone who gives a
00:51:14fuck come on okay no more of these stupid games you don't have to play this shit let's go let's
00:51:18go
00:51:18i don't have to play these stupid games i'm playing them because i want to
00:51:24get the fuck away from you get the fuck away from me
00:51:35oh my god oh
00:51:51oh my god is she okay
00:52:03look at me look at me look at me look at me hey hey hey you okay
00:52:08i can't
00:52:09i can't feel it
00:52:10i can't feel it breathe just try to breathe all right hey
00:52:16i'm gonna be okay all right let's get you
00:52:25get out of my way just put me down brett
00:52:33all right here you go put you down you know you could have died out
00:52:37and chad i mean my god you have no business being around that guy let alone being this close to
00:52:42kissing him huh anybody who's have a brain cell realize he's a total fucking douchebag all right
00:52:45that's not fair what's not fair what what's not fair what am i not understanding huh what what
00:52:52don't i understand i don't know how this works okay i'm sorry i'm figuring it out i don't know
00:52:58how guys work all the time you know what that's fantastic i'm so happy that you're able to admit
00:53:02that okay you're not any better than me i'm not any better what did i do how am i not
00:53:07any better
00:53:08what are you talking about you're worse i jumped to the pool i saved your life and now what i'm
00:53:12an
00:53:12asshole how am i worse you're worse because you saved me when i was drowning yeah because you
00:53:18gave me your uniform when mine was ruined because you caught me when i fell in front of everyone
00:53:24because you drove me to school when i was late yeah i know i sound like such a total jerk
00:53:30you know i don't understand you made me fall in love with you
00:53:39that's the worst thing i did no no i fell in love with you i'm in love with you stop
00:53:44stop and
00:53:45you're my brother's best friend i know that i know so then why do you keep swooping in and saving
00:53:50me
00:53:50like a hero and then pushing me away am i crazy do you not feel anything because you're playing with
00:53:59my
00:53:59feelings and you can't keep doing that okay i want you to tell me to stop tell me that you
00:54:08don't want
00:54:08this tell me you want me to get away from you right now i'm gonna tell you stop i'm never
00:54:29gonna tell you
00:54:47i've always just wanted to tell you that you've always been more to me than just my best friend sister
00:54:57why didn't you say anything i made a promise to run but you know what
00:55:08i don't give a fuck about promises anymore
00:55:20i think about you every day every morning and every night
00:55:28and every single time i close my eyes it's you that i see
00:55:46i want you to take me right here right now
00:56:06so what do we now
00:56:13what do you want us to be
00:56:16what do you want me to be
00:56:19i want you to be mine
00:56:24i think i already am
00:56:33i think i think we should maybe keep it a secret
00:56:54just for now
00:56:56i don't want to keep it a secret
00:56:58i know
00:57:01but it's just for a little
00:57:04until we find the right moment
00:57:09i don't know what we're doing
00:57:10what are we doing here with
00:57:11it will be secret flowers
00:57:29Thinking about you.
00:57:38Hi, Captain.
00:57:40When are you coming to pick me up?
00:57:41I am, uh, currently stuck in the worst traffic ever right now.
00:57:45I'm two seconds away from ditching my car and just sprinting to you.
00:57:48Aw.
00:57:50Well, as much as I'd love to see you running to me, don't.
00:57:54My legs are killing me, and I really like your car.
00:57:59Oh, I know you love my car.
00:58:00He grabbed me by the waist, hoisting me up, putting me on the hood of his car.
00:58:04Brett, stop.
00:58:06Don't read my smut.
00:58:07I'm telling you, every single word that you've ever written is etched into my heart, into my soul.
00:58:13Betrayal's kisses from my neck to my breasts, gently sucking and biting.
00:58:19Holy shit.
00:58:20That is literal trash, but why does it sound like Fifty Shades of Grey when he says it?
00:58:26I feel so hot right now.
00:58:30Palms my center.
00:58:32Slowly massaging my folds.
00:58:34Are you wet, Allie?
00:58:35Fuck.
00:58:38Oh, sh**.
00:58:40Fuck.
00:58:44Oh, my God.
00:58:45Someone's coming.
00:58:46I have to go fake my own death.
00:58:47Bye.
00:58:48I'm glad that somebody's coming.
00:58:50I'm glad that somebody's coming.
00:59:08Hey.
00:59:09Are you okay?
00:59:10You sounded sick.
00:59:11Do you need help?
00:59:12Mind your own business, Virgin Mary.
00:59:14You think just because Brett took a chance on you once, you're on my level now?
00:59:19I was just trying to help.
00:59:21Save it for someone who gives a damn.
00:59:26Shoot.
00:59:27Late.
00:59:47Brett.
00:59:49That's Allison's.
00:59:50Uh, I found it in the bathroom.
00:59:52If I'd known it was your little girlfriend's, I never would have touched it.
01:00:11See what you're up to.
01:00:15Hey.
01:00:16Hey.
01:00:16You found my bag.
01:00:17I was looking for that.
01:00:19No problem.
01:00:23Attention.
01:00:24All members of the cheerleading squad.
01:00:26It has been brought to our attention that apparently someone on this squad is using illegal drugs.
01:00:31I strongly suggest whoever's responsible to come forward now, otherwise, will be forced to contact the campus police for a
01:00:39thorough search.
01:00:40Well, I think we all know someone who would do anything to stop being the fat friend, right?
01:00:46I'm sorry, but I just saw you throwing up in the bathroom like ten minutes ago.
01:00:50Excuse me.
01:00:50I was fixing my makeup.
01:00:51Sounded like you were retching.
01:00:53And I asked you if you were a...
01:00:54Look at this.
01:00:55This is perfection.
01:00:57It's every girl's dream.
01:00:58I don't need shortcuts.
01:00:59And we all know someone who could lose a little weight.
01:01:01I mean, after all, who came in with zero athletic ability and suddenly has endless energy?
01:01:06Search me.
01:01:07I have nothing to hide.
01:01:13Your turn, Scott.
01:01:14Sure, but I...
01:01:16Rita!
01:01:18Jackpot.
01:01:20Well, well, well.
01:01:22Look who needs drugs to keep up with the real athletes.
01:01:25I knew it.
01:01:26No one gets that good that quick without cheating.
01:01:29Allison, performance-enhancing substances are grounds for immediate dismissal of the squad.
01:01:35Coach, I promise you I've never seen those before, okay?
01:01:37Those aren't mine.
01:01:38Right.
01:01:39A cheater and a liar.
01:01:42Coach, please listen to me.
01:01:44I've never seen those.
01:01:45I don't know what they are.
01:01:46I'm lying.
01:01:48It's the only way a cow like her could ever compete with us.
01:01:51They're mine.
01:01:51Yeah, those are actually my vitamins.
01:01:55Did you forget I asked you to hold on to my vitamins this morning?
01:01:58Yeah, sorry.
01:01:59I should have labeled them or something.
01:02:01He's right.
01:02:01They're just vitamins.
01:02:02No, they aren't.
01:02:04Uh, Miss Russo, how is it that you come to possess such extensive knowledge of these banned substances?
01:02:09I just...
01:02:12They look suspicious.
01:02:14Well, we were just worried about the integrity of the team.
01:02:17Yeah, we wanted to make sure everything was legitimate.
01:02:19That's enough.
01:02:20All I see here are three bullies trying to frame a teammate.
01:02:24Rita, you are stripped of captaincy, effective immediately.
01:02:28What?
01:02:29You can't do that.
01:02:30Championships are in two weeks.
01:02:32Nobody else knows the whole routine.
01:02:33I mean, I know it.
01:02:35Yeah, every count, every formation, I could step up and do it.
01:02:39You little bitch.
01:02:41You think you can just walk in here and steal everything from me?
01:02:43That's enough, Rita.
01:02:44My decision is final.
01:02:50Listen up.
01:02:51When it's Allison's turn for the basket toss, you're gonna have a little timing issue.
01:02:55You want us to drop her?
01:02:56She could get seriously hurt.
01:02:58That's the point.
01:03:00Accidents happen all the time in cheerleading.
01:03:02So tragic.
01:03:02I can't do that.
01:03:04Coach will kill me.
01:03:05Fine.
01:03:06And say goodbye to those little supplements that keep you fitting in your uniforms.
01:03:09I know everything, girls.
01:03:11Every dirty little secret.
01:03:13Do exactly as I say, or you're gone.
01:03:16You're called.
01:03:17And make sure she falls hard enough she never gets back up.
01:03:26Very sweet.
01:03:29What happened back there?
01:03:31How did you know that Rita put those vitamins in my purse?
01:03:33I saw Rita putting something in your bag.
01:03:36So I swapped it out.
01:03:39I knew it.
01:03:40I knew she was up to something.
01:03:42You know I heard her in the bathroom like ten minutes before.
01:03:44Yeah, she was throwing up.
01:03:47It was when we were having bone sex.
01:03:57So she's the one who interrupted my grand finale.
01:04:00Allison, do you have any idea how hard it was to stop?
01:04:04Hey, do you...
01:04:07Do you think I'm fat?
01:04:08Seriously, go put that garbage in your head.
01:04:11I don't want you to say anything like that again.
01:04:12I mean, I'm being serious, though.
01:04:14I'm being serious, too.
01:04:15Allison.
01:04:16Perfect.
01:04:19I'll always be there to catch you when you fall.
01:04:24Always.
01:04:27All right.
01:04:29On the count, you both perform an elevated prep.
01:04:32Rita, you're up first.
01:04:33Then Allison.
01:04:46Okay, Allison.
01:04:48Hey, great job, you guys.
01:04:50You killed it.
01:05:14Hey, I told you to catch you.
01:05:18Brett, you just saved my life.
01:05:23I guess that makes me like a bag of cheerleaders or something, huh?
01:05:27Are you serious, Scott?
01:05:28You bailed on the stunt so you could dry hump the football captain?
01:05:32Are you kidding me?
01:05:33They almost dropped me.
01:05:34I could have been paralyzed.
01:05:35I could have died.
01:05:36That would have been the best news of my life.
01:05:38Rita, that is a disgusting thing to say.
01:05:41Leave the gym and think very carefully about your future on this team.
01:05:47Oh, Brett.
01:05:50Oh, my gosh.
01:05:50I really appreciate that catch.
01:05:52I almost had a heart attack.
01:05:54All right, everyone.
01:05:54In light of performances and character, I am so proud to announce Allison Scott as the new captain.
01:06:05Wow.
01:06:07Congratulations, Captain Scott.
01:06:09I'm proud of you.
01:06:10Want to show me just how proud you are?
01:06:15And that's game.
01:06:16State loses 21 to 35.
01:06:21Allie.
01:06:22Look, I know.
01:06:23It's not what you wanted.
01:06:24It's okay.
01:06:25Because you did good.
01:06:25That's all that matters.
01:06:27Thanks, bro.
01:06:28I'm going to go take a piss.
01:06:28I'll be right back.
01:06:29Ew.
01:06:30Don't ever touch me again, weirdo.
01:06:32Yo.
01:06:33Allison.
01:06:34She is.
01:06:35Looking good, baby.
01:06:36Y'all do private shows.
01:06:38You know, something with a little extra bump and grind.
01:06:41You're so gross.
01:06:44Yo, what the hell?
01:06:45Are you serious?
01:06:46What?
01:06:46What's going on?
01:06:47I'm just waiting for the MVP.
01:06:49Don't play with me, bitch.
01:06:50You've been teasing me for weeks.
01:06:52I mean, your dreams.
01:06:53How about you spend more time training on the field so that what happens today never happens again?
01:06:59You think you're so fucking special.
01:07:01Why?
01:07:02You know, everyone knows how you got a captain's position.
01:07:05How?
01:07:05By sucking your way to the top.
01:07:08I mean, that must be how you got out there.
01:07:09Considering how much you suck while you play.
01:07:12You shameless whore.
01:07:14Hey!
01:07:16What more money?
01:07:17I do.
01:07:18You're defending your slut's honor, huh?
01:07:20She's a public boss.
01:07:22Everybody gets a ride.
01:07:25Hey, fuck face.
01:07:28You keep my scissors laying out of your fucking mouth!
01:07:35That's enough.
01:07:37What's going on here?
01:07:38I mean, coach, we all saw it.
01:07:39Chad was going to hit her.
01:07:41You're going to hit her?
01:07:43Get my office now!
01:07:44You!
01:07:45With me!
01:07:46This is a really nasty cut, okay?
01:07:48Let's...
01:07:48We should take you to the ER, okay?
01:07:51All right.
01:07:52You sure you're on it?
01:07:58It's a really nasty cut, Brett.
01:08:00You could have broken your hand.
01:08:02Yeah, well, it was totally worth it.
01:08:04Never let anybody get away with cheating like that.
01:08:07Shut up.
01:08:14You know, I could kind of get used to this, having, uh, nurse Allison around, take care of me, help
01:08:19me out.
01:08:21Hey, guys, 304.
01:08:22I think it's this one.
01:08:23Let's go see the hero.
01:08:24Oh, shit, no, that's Ron and the whole team.
01:08:27They can't see us like this.
01:08:29I won't let him.
01:08:31Let's tell him.
01:08:32Let's tell him the truth.
01:08:33In front of the entire team.
01:08:36Ron's going to kill you.
01:08:38What do you want to do?
01:08:40Let's hide.
01:08:41Okay.
01:08:47Brett!
01:08:48Brett, you in there?
01:08:49Yeah, I'm just, uh, washing up, man.
01:08:51God, you have no idea how crazy you drive me.
01:08:56You know, every single time I see you, all I can think about is, uh, doing this.
01:09:05You need a hand, man?
01:09:06No, I got everything I need, uh, right here.
01:09:15You've got to be quiet.
01:09:19Let's see what happens.
01:09:22Brett, stop jerking off and get your ass out here, man.
01:09:24Hey, you know what?
01:09:25It, uh, takes me a very long time, assholes.
01:09:38I feel what you do to me.
01:09:40I feel what you do to me.
01:09:42It's kind of hard to miss.
01:09:44Yeah.
01:09:46100.
01:09:48Brett, you gotta, you gotta speed this up, man.
01:09:50We got your food.
01:09:51It's gonna get cold.
01:09:51You know my hands are soft, bro.
01:09:53I can help you.
01:09:53Hey, why don't you guys just beat it, all right?
01:09:55I'm gonna be a little while.
01:09:57All right, let's just give him some space.
01:09:58Enjoy your blue balls.
01:10:00Yeah, don't pull muscles.
01:10:01You know, I took a pretty big hit for you today.
01:10:04I think I've earned some, uh,
01:10:07health and physical therapy time, if you know what I mean.
01:10:10You know, you could have just asked.
01:10:13You didn't have to pick a fight to get lucky.
01:10:32You know, I think I'm just gonna watch.
01:10:54Brad goes pro after this, guaranteed.
01:10:57I've heard the halftime show's gonna break the internet.
01:10:59Captain Scott's changed the whole game.
01:11:00Sick.
01:11:01Ladies and gentlemen, let's make some noise
01:11:04for your State University cheerleading squad.
01:11:06Led by Captain Allison Scott.
01:11:10I will end you.
01:11:13Beat.
01:11:15Save your applause, everyone.
01:11:17You're cheering for a fraud.
01:11:19Your precious new cheerleading captain didn't earn her spot.
01:11:21She bought it.
01:11:22With illegal performance enhancers.
01:11:24And her dealer?
01:11:26Look no further than your MVP,
01:11:28Brett Harrison.
01:11:33That's, that's not true.
01:11:35You know what?
01:11:36I don't care.
01:11:37Rita's the one that's been taking drugs, okay?
01:11:39She's got pretty much the whole team hooked on them.
01:11:42Just ask them yourself.
01:11:43Oh, really?
01:11:45Let's ask the SWAT then.
01:11:49Brett approached us about a month ago.
01:11:52He said he had good stuff.
01:11:55But only if we helped Allison become captain.
01:11:58You know, that's bullshit.
01:12:00I have proof.
01:12:03I know real doctors.
01:12:05I've got pills.
01:12:07Allie, no more being blackmailed.
01:12:10Let Allison take the captain position.
01:12:14This is insane, okay?
01:12:16I've never taken a drug in my life.
01:12:18Oh, sweetie.
01:12:19It's all coming out now.
01:12:20I saw her taking pills for practice.
01:12:23We trusted you.
01:12:24Cheater!
01:12:25Son of a...
01:12:27Hey, anybody who messes with her, messes with me.
01:12:30Open your eyes, Brett.
01:12:32She's using you.
01:12:33For the clout?
01:12:34For the status?
01:12:36Who was she before you slept with her?
01:12:38Nobody.
01:12:38A total bottom feeder.
01:12:40Rita, you know what?
01:12:40You're so full of shit, it's unbelievable.
01:12:43How'd you get that video, huh?
01:12:44And what'd you do to it?
01:12:45You have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide.
01:12:47Boo!
01:12:49Listen, just...
01:12:50Please listen to me.
01:12:51Hey, everybody, just shut up.
01:12:53This is my sister, okay?
01:12:53She would never do something like this.
01:12:56And here come the pretzels.
01:12:59All right, that's enough.
01:13:00That's enough.
01:13:01Now, in light of these significant allegations,
01:13:04as well as the evidence that has been presented,
01:13:07I have no choice.
01:13:09Alice and Scott, you are hereby removed
01:13:11from your position as captain of the cheerleader camp.
01:13:14Furthermore, you are placed on academic suspension
01:13:16pending an expulsion hearing.
01:13:18Justice for the real athletes.
01:13:21Hold on.
01:13:22Hold it.
01:13:23If you would please look to the Jumbotron.
01:13:26I know some real doctors that can help you guys
01:13:28get healthy with the right body.
01:13:30No more pills, no more purging, no more blackmail.
01:13:33You'd really help us?
01:13:34Absolutely.
01:13:35Listen, you guys are never gonna have to take
01:13:36any of Rita's sacred spells ever again.
01:13:38So, what's the catch?
01:13:40We're gonna make Rita take some of her own medicine.
01:13:42This video, this is the real conversation,
01:13:46not the edited one that Rita just played.
01:13:49Not for the drugs.
01:13:51These are the drugs that I gave the girl.
01:13:53They're vitamins.
01:13:54You can get these at any pharmacy in the world.
01:13:56You wanna check these out, principal?
01:14:01He's right.
01:14:02These are common supplements.
01:14:04Everybody, Rita is the one who has been forcing her teammates
01:14:07to take dangerous weight loss supplements.
01:14:10She's been threatening them if they wouldn't comply,
01:14:12and she's been shaming them, degrading them for the bodies that they have.
01:14:15Now, every body is different, but all bodies are beautiful.
01:14:19Rita sabotaged Allison for one reason, one reason only,
01:14:21because she was a threat.
01:14:23She threatened the total control that Rita had over the entire squad.
01:14:26And it's horrible, because Allison, she's a beautiful person,
01:14:30and she would never do anything like this.
01:14:32And she deserves to be the cheer captain.
01:14:36That's not true.
01:14:37He's lying.
01:14:38She's the one who's drugging the team.
01:14:41Lock her up!
01:14:42Lock her up!
01:14:43Lock her up!
01:14:45Lock her up!
01:14:45You fucking bitch!
01:14:47You ruined my life!
01:14:49You ruined it yourself.
01:15:01Look at you, playing the victim.
01:15:04You've been throwing yourself at me for weeks.
01:15:07Just when I give you a chance, you're the one crying to Harrison.
01:15:11Nothing but a little...
01:15:13Shut up, dude. Shut up.
01:15:14What are you going to do about it, Harrison?
01:15:16I don't have to do anything.
01:15:17You're going to get exactly what you deserve right now.
01:15:19Mr. Williams!
01:15:23Apparently, we've had a number of allegations of sexual harassment against you
01:15:28from various female students.
01:15:30As of now, you are officially suspended from all school activities.
01:15:34What? No! My father...
01:15:36Your father may have his name on the library,
01:15:38but I assure you, his money will not buy you immunity.
01:15:42You can take him away.
01:15:43Artie's over, let go.
01:15:44No! I'll throw you off!
01:15:46This isn't over!
01:15:49And as for you, Ms. Scott,
01:15:51on behalf of the entire administration,
01:15:55I would like to apologize to you
01:15:58for everything that you've had to endure.
01:16:00And as of now,
01:16:01you can consider yourself officially reinstated as captain.
01:16:05You can consider yourself officially reinstated as captain.
01:16:09Woo!
01:16:10Thank you, Bristol.
01:16:12All right, everyone.
01:16:13Sorry for the unexpected drama.
01:16:15I hope you enjoyed the show.
01:16:16But we have a game to get back to.
01:16:19So let's cheer on our wolves!
01:16:21Woo!
01:16:23Let's win!
01:16:23Let's win!
01:16:31Let's win!
01:16:36Let's win!
01:16:39Let's win!
01:16:41Let's win!
01:16:42Let's win!
01:16:43Let's win!
01:16:44Let's win!
01:16:45Let's win!
01:16:45Let's win!
01:16:45Let's win!
01:16:47Let's win!
01:16:48Let's win!
01:16:48Let's win!
01:16:49Let's win!
01:16:51Let's win!
01:16:52Let's win!
01:16:53Let's win!
01:17:00Oh
01:17:07Hey, Alison
01:17:11The way I'm not even surprised
01:17:15Hey, you know what
01:17:16And, uh, he's cool, eh?
01:17:19I think he knew before we did.
01:17:22I love you, kid, Scott.
01:17:24I love you too, quarterback.
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