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00:01Previously on Love Overboard, Bella got her wish when a mustache meat man arrived.
00:09How about you win a challenge for me?
00:11Sure.
00:11And then you bring me upstairs.
00:13Kind of giving me butterflies down there.
00:15Things started to get freaky between Karai and Leela.
00:19We haven't kissed yet, but I would say after that something's going to happen.
00:24Delaney sent Prasad overboard.
00:29He's humbly moved on from Sade.
00:32And while Lowe is writing her love story with David.
00:36I stand beside David down the aisle.
00:40David is realizing they may not be on the same page sexually.
00:45We've had sex in an ample time.
00:46I haven't come yet.
00:47What?
00:48A very titillating episode of Love Overboard starts now.
00:55There he is.
00:57Keith!
00:58Oh, there he is.
01:00Keith!
01:02Good job, ladies!
01:04Good morning, ladies!
01:05Me and Keith, I think we have a good thing going.
01:08And he's really been like my rock in here.
01:11And it's something that I feel like I've needed for a long time.
01:14We're going to see where this goes.
01:15I'm a one-woman dude.
01:17I feel like you're kind of a one-man girl.
01:18So I'm not too worried about it.
01:20It's your water.
01:24Top Side Love is in bloom with David and Lowe, Karai and Leela, Tam and Gia, and Keith and Delaney
01:34all reveling in romance.
01:37The girl challenge is tomorrow.
01:39If I were to win, like, would I take up?
01:41But Downsider Bella's search for love has been wilting since the day she arrived on the Chakra.
01:49Bradley's the only one I'm actually interested in.
01:51I think he's hot.
01:53I don't think he thinks he's hot, which is perfect.
01:56I don't want my man knowing how beautiful he is.
01:59That's something I want to think about because I'm finally taking a risk and wanting to get out of the
02:03downside.
02:04So I'm like, who would I even fucking bring upstairs?
02:07Whatever you want to do, whatever you, like, think is what you got to do what's right for you at
02:11the end of the day.
02:12It's literally based on who I trust.
02:13Everything I want out of this experience is on the top side, which is a fine man, good food, a
02:24little drink and a nice fancy glass.
02:26Did you maybe see a connection with me?
02:31Uh, I don't know.
02:32I do like, I do think that we have, like, a nice, like, rapport.
02:36Yeah.
02:36Yeah.
02:37But I just don't have any, like, feeling feelings.
02:41So, yeah.
02:43I'm just, like, mad at myself that I ate so many chips and fucking.
02:49Hold on.
02:50BRB.
02:50Hold on.
02:51Yep, they're still here, baby.
02:53Woo.
02:54Oh, I fucking hate that.
02:56I don't get rejected where I'm from.
02:58I'm the eight girl of the Midwest.
03:00I think that I was obviously doing him a huge, mega, mega favor by even giving him the time of
03:07day.
03:12Nice.
03:13Now that I know there's not a connection with me and Bradley, at this point, all I can focus on
03:18is winning the challenge, getting to the top side, and then just figuring it out from there.
03:23While Bella heads back downside to lick her wounds, our top side couples are licking other things.
03:31Ooh, can we zoom in a little?
03:39Attention, milk jugs and soy boys.
03:42Caviar brunch that you did not pay for is ready on the deck.
03:46Top side girls, fill up on fish eggs, as today's challenge is getting physical.
03:52Someone will be walking the plank tomorrow, and you don't want it to be you.
04:01Lila, have you ever read caviar before?
04:03I haven't.
04:04I don't want you to eat it.
04:05Just throw it in your mouth.
04:06I can't eat this, though.
04:07You can choose different toppings.
04:11It kind of looks gross.
04:13It's so good.
04:15Do I chew it?
04:16Yeah, put it in your mouth and, like, gargle it.
04:21Gargle it?
04:22It's crazy.
04:23The way I act with Tim is a way I've never acted with anybody because I feel like before
04:28this experience, I said, if I'm really into somebody, I act very feminine and soft, and
04:33then if I'm not that into them, I'm kind of very much, like, bro with them.
04:38So it's kind of the perfect balance that I've never seen with a guy.
04:41Like, I didn't even know it existed.
04:44Salty, salty.
04:47I think Karai and I are doing really well.
04:49Being up top is definitely very different.
04:52And it's a lot easier to explore your connection with somebody.
04:55And the last challenge for the boys was kind of sexual and romantic.
04:59There's definitely some romantic energy.
05:02Never again?
05:03Uh-uh.
05:04We've not kissed.
05:05No, we've not kissed.
05:06But there's definitely a connection between Leela and I.
05:08We'll just go fill it out.
05:10We'll see what happens.
05:10Maybe, you know, I don't know, maybe soon.
05:13Are you nervous for your challenge?
05:16Uh-uh.
05:16No.
05:18I feel pretty good this morning.
05:19Last night was a doozy.
05:22We just had, like, a lot of fun last night.
05:27I, like, want to stay with him.
05:29I want to be with him.
05:30I feel like we talk a lot about, like, our future and everything.
05:33I'm really here for him.
05:34And, like, I'm all in for him.
05:35So do you think a girl's going to get a photo?
05:37Maybe that's what today is.
05:39If it was, who do you think would go?
05:42We've got a handful that probably ought to go.
05:45Everybody, what else?
05:48I do really like Lauren, but I kind of feel this pressure to be something bigger than just one of
05:55us.
05:55Like, this pressure to be this power couple who's been here since day one and stayed up top.
06:00Let me see.
06:03I feel like I've been trying to find my person for a while.
06:07And I think sexual compatibility is really important.
06:10And there's been girls that I've dated in the past that just, we didn't have sexual compatibility, even though we
06:15had a lot of other things.
06:16And it seems like we're not necessarily compatible sexually.
06:24Jesus Christ, her parents will see this, though.
06:29She is great.
06:32Fuck.
06:40Sometimes I forget we're on a boat and then I get seasick.
06:43Well, yeah, me too.
06:44I think it's also the nerves for me.
06:47Why am I letting these fucking five, two men make me feel not confident?
06:54I am so seasick right now.
06:56I know I'm beautiful.
06:57Don't let anyone make you feel that way.
06:59You know who you are and remind yourself when you feel yourself forgetting.
07:03Dude, I can't.
07:05You know what?
07:06I might just walk that plane.
07:08No.
07:09Or I stay.
07:10I get one of these little boy hunks.
07:15And I bring them up with me through this challenge.
07:17While this is a girls' challenge, I'm gonna let them cry, beg, piss, and plead.
07:21Because you had a premonition you won, right?
07:24Yeah, we'll see about that.
07:26While Bella struggles to find a real man on this sensual chakra, Andrew continues to fall deeper in love with
07:35himself.
07:36I'm very presentable, I think.
07:38Like, that's important to me is to look good.
07:40And I love hair.
07:40I love good hair.
07:41How's my hair look?
07:42Good?
07:43Can you just make sure my hair looks good?
07:46I put some attention into that, for sure.
07:48Like you said, baby.
07:50I like the long hair.
07:51Nah.
07:52My mom does, too.
07:53I'm not a big fan.
07:55Just thinking about how I want a haircut.
07:57Got the best barber in New York.
07:58And he's not here.
08:01I'm gonna put my best foot forward and have a positive attitude on this.
08:04Wow, Andrew.
08:06Your mummy would be so proud.
08:10Attention!
08:11Downside hunks.
08:12Bring your buckets, sponges, and those used and abused forearms to the top deck to start rubbing.
08:20All right, boys, get for work.
08:21No, start scrubbing.
08:23The playing ceremony is tomorrow.
08:25And I think we're all in a place right now where we need new women on this boat.
08:29I know.
08:30And I just feel so pressured to, like, find someone.
08:32But, like, I'm worried.
08:33I'm worried that I won't.
08:35Bella, right?
08:36No.
08:37You wouldn't?
08:38No.
08:38If there aren't any hot girls in the bar, I go to the next one.
08:41It's not like that here.
08:41You're stuck here.
08:42I think we'll all get a chance to grow.
08:44We also might have girls coming.
08:46If there are, I'm gonna freak out because I'm really excited about that.
08:50And we need some more girls on this boat.
08:52I'd have to see if there's a connection there, but it's possible.
08:55I got your guys' backs for sure, both of you.
08:57Of course, of course.
08:58Yeah, bro.
08:59Jesus Christ.
09:04We've arrived at our next challenge.
09:07Oh, my God.
09:09Topsiders, prepare to fight for your relationship.
09:12Oh, fuck, that hurt.
09:13Downside boys, don't be whiny bitches yet.
09:17For you, I may have a surprise or two.
09:20All right, game time.
09:21All right, game time.
09:22Are you seeing the vision?
09:24The bigger, the better, the better, the bigger.
09:26I'm one in a million.
09:28I'm coming alive now.
09:30I can't be denied now.
09:31Oh, shit.
09:32I'm waiting till I win and I make the decision.
09:34You never come back down.
09:35Woo!
09:37Cuties holding hands.
09:39Oh, my God.
09:41Welcome to your next challenge, Storm the Castle.
09:44So, this time, all of the women will be competing, but naturally, it's time to stir some shit up.
09:52Two new shipwreckers have earned their spot in the competition.
09:56There are two women on their way.
10:00I don't mean to seem so excited.
10:03So, please welcome our new shipwreckers, Val and Christine.
10:21We have two new BBL baddies here.
10:27What the fuck are y'all trying to do to me?
10:33I do a lot of crazy things for love.
10:36My parents didn't like a guy, so I hit a relationship for two and a half years.
10:40When I am set on somebody and when I really like somebody, it is really hard for me to, like,
10:45divert.
10:46And sometimes it clouds my judgment a little bit.
10:50I think a lot of people don't think I'm as smart as I look, I guess.
10:53So, they would never guess chemists.
10:55They would definitely be like, oh, she's probably a bottle girl.
10:58I don't even know.
10:59I tend to go for the tall, dark, and handsome, brown eyes, brown hair.
11:03I definitely am someone that, if I see someone I like, I will go for it.
11:07Okay, pity.
11:09Those girls are exactly David's type.
11:11And that kind of gets me going a little bit.
11:13I mean, they're new, and they don't know the dynamics of everything.
11:15So, I'm feeling a little nervous.
11:17Good morning.
11:18What you can, but I know you can try.
11:20Let's go.
11:21It's about time.
11:22I'm taking on the weather, about to make it all night.
11:30How are you guys?
11:32Good.
11:32How are you?
11:33Good.
11:33I won't ask anybody else.
11:36New girls.
11:37I would say Val does fit maybe my usual type.
11:41I have said I do like plastic, and I do like big butts, but like, I just, I'm really happy
11:50with Lauren.
11:53Oh, I know this girl.
11:55Immediately when she walked down, I said, I've met this girl before.
11:57We met in the VIP section of this club in the Hamptons last summer, and she seemed into
12:05me last year.
12:06I thought it was, she was hot as hell then.
12:07I think she's hot as hell now.
12:09Dibs on the road.
12:10Well, you can go join the rest of our crew.
12:15How are you?
12:16Hello.
12:17What's up?
12:17What's your name?
12:18Christine, nice to meet you.
12:19Christine is one of the most beautiful girls I think I've ever seen in my entire life,
12:22and I'm really excited to be able to spend more time with her and get to know her better.
12:25Okay, so today's mission, simple.
12:29Our downside girls can challenge a topside girl, and all you have to do is win the race
12:36to the top of the wall.
12:38Each topside guy will be waiting up top, and he is your ticket out of economy and into first
12:45class where you belong.
12:46Our two new shipwreckers will be downsiders and can challenge for a spot on the topside.
12:53Okay, topside men, come stand over here.
12:58So somber.
13:00All right, if you're planning a sneak attack, it's not so sneaky anymore.
13:04Declare your target now.
13:07Does anyone want to challenge Gia for Tim?
13:15I haven't been told too, too much about, like, what happens on the boat yet, so I can't really
13:20be strategic, and I'm just picking whichever one I think is cutest.
13:25First up is topside Gia versus shipwrecker Christine.
13:31This shit is scary.
13:32This is the first challenge I've actually had to participate in.
13:35I know I'm going to have to full force it because that's my man.
13:38Ready, set, climb!
13:42Yes, Gia!
13:47You got this, baby.
13:49You're going great.
13:50Spider monkey, baby.
13:52That was not the strut.
13:53You got this, you got this.
13:54Come on, come on.
13:55I'm just thinking about Christine and how hot she is and how bad I want her and how I'm
14:01going to have to deal with Jake the whole time.
14:03Yo, baby!
14:05Here we go, baby!
14:07Nice try, Christine.
14:09You'll love the Zan side.
14:11And your new neighbors are very excited to welcome you.
14:16Let the games begin.
14:17Okay, would anyone like to challenge Lila for Karai?
14:23Nobody?
14:25I kind of thought I was maybe a little ugly now because no one's going for me.
14:29But honestly, super happy that no one's going for me.
14:31So if I can just remain ugly for the rest of the time here, that's perfect because Lila's
14:36great.
14:36Would anyone like to challenge Lila for David?
14:44Val.
14:45Wait, which one is Val?
14:46I'm Val.
14:48Okay, cool.
14:49Oh, shit.
14:50Oh, fuck.
14:51Hell yeah.
14:52David is very attractive.
14:53Val, mind you, I'm coming in, so I don't know what the fuck is going on, but everybody
14:57was like, you know, kind of shocked about that.
15:00David's smiling is crazy.
15:02Get the fuck out of here.
15:03Wipe that smile off your face.
15:05Literally.
15:06I'm going to say something to her.
15:08I think that Lila can tell that one of the girls might be David's type.
15:14Lila has a little bit of spice, and she can bite.
15:17So I think that she's a little bit intimidated.
15:21All right, ladies.
15:22Me and David are in love, FYI, but I made the best girl win.
15:25Okay, thanks for letting me know.
15:27You're welcome.
15:28Oh, so like back off, like, oh, like a guy that you've known for like seven days.
15:32Like, come on.
15:33Ready, set, go.
15:38Oh, oh, no.
15:41Go live.
15:42You got it.
15:42Yeah, yeah, yeah.
15:43Just like that.
15:44Just like that.
15:44Just like that.
15:45Stay up straight.
15:45Stay up straight.
15:46Oh, God, it's so bad.
15:46Yeah, yeah, yeah.
15:50You're doing so good.
15:52Yay.
15:53Yay.
15:56Another topside win.
15:58You killed it.
15:59I won.
15:59I'm happy I won, and I hold it down for my man.
16:03All right, Delaney for Keefe.
16:09Lexi, I'm happy with James, no matter if I'm on the topside or the downside, but the downside
16:14has been crazy.
16:15We are going a little nuts, and Bella.
16:18I have to get to the topside to get out of the sausage party.
16:21Gotta win this challenge.
16:22It's actually like dire need.
16:24If I don't win this challenge, I don't know if I'm staying.
16:27I'm so serious.
16:28Okay, ready?
16:30I'm on these bitches' necks because I used to run track, used to do hurdles.
16:36I'm really good.
16:37I'm really fast.
16:39Also, I've had like three cups of coffee today.
16:44And, um, that was confirmation from the spirit guides.
16:48I'm about to win this shit.
16:50Okay?
16:51I feel it in my heart, my soul, and in my pelvis area.
16:55Okay, ready, set, go!
17:11Oh, yeah, Lexi!
17:13Come on, Lexi!
17:15Oh, yeah, Lexi!
17:17Come on, Lexi!
17:19Oh, God!
17:22I can't beat you!
17:25Oh!
17:26Oh!
17:27Oh!
17:27Help me!
17:28Oh, my God!
17:29Oh!
17:31Shit!
17:32Oh!
17:32Bella!
17:33Oh, no.
17:35I guess the wall has other ideas for your pelvis area.
17:39Oh, my God!
17:39You did so good.
17:41You did so good.
17:42Done.
17:43Lexi, you did good.
17:43No, I'm fucking done.
17:45Yeah!
17:46Oh!
17:48Oh!
17:48You bottoms gave it your all, but the girls on top will not be switching their positions
17:54anytime soon.
17:56It was a topside sweep, so I'm just proud of, like, all my girls.
17:59I'm happy that I won and that some, like, new girl didn't come and, like, steal my man.
18:03That just would have been unacceptable.
18:05Until next time, keep climbing.
18:13Oh, my God.
18:18Christine is my type to a tee.
18:20I feel that feeling in my stomach where I'm excited and, holy shit, feeling some type of
18:25way, for sure.
18:26But Jake likes Christine.
18:28He doesn't want anyone else either.
18:29So it's kind of like what the best man win.
18:32All right, you guys need help?
18:33Yes, please.
18:35Make it a team effort.
18:36Yeah.
18:36I just need to feel things out and see who likes me.
18:41I like being, I like a lot of attention.
18:43Welcome to the bottom.
18:45Come on, go.
18:46Coming onto this yacht, I did not know what to expect.
18:50And now I'm going to be on the downside.
18:52Being on the topside is, like, a really big deal.
18:54You guys are going to have these cute little outfits right here.
18:59We can make it hot.
19:00Oh, look at you.
19:01Okay, girl.
19:03Okay.
19:04You guys are cocktail waitresses.
19:06Tonight at happy hour, I am definitely going to talk to David.
19:09I've heard David and Lowe have been locked in since, like, day one.
19:12But that's not my fault.
19:14I'm in it for me.
19:15So, I mean, sorry.
19:23With two new tempting shipwreckers and a horny happy hour on the horizon,
19:29the Downsiders are preparing for one more night of flirting and fondling.
19:33The Downsider, who successfully seduces another shipmate, will earn a date text.
19:39Who will get turned on and who will get turned down?
19:44I'm not even upset about the challenge.
19:46I got triggered by the boys, like, to be honest.
19:49Because I know there's nobody here for me.
19:52I think everything's going to work out, though.
19:54Don't freak out.
19:55I've had nothing.
19:56I've had no connections.
19:57I've never been upstairs.
20:00I've never won a challenge.
20:02Everybody else is so beautiful.
20:04Like, they're literally cool kids.
20:07Like, they're literally popular, cool kids.
20:10And I felt, like, so unwanted and unlovable.
20:16I don't know why.
20:18I'm so upset.
20:25Keep your head up, though.
20:31I just want to talk to my mom and talk to my mom and my best friend.
20:40The Topside Queens are preparing for another happy hour protecting their pookies.
20:46I just really appreciate you so much.
20:48You're the best.
20:49Might have a crush on you.
20:51Maybe.
20:52While the Downsiders prepare for the battle of the booty, and Andrew continues to be at
20:59odds with his hair.
21:01I need to get my fucking hair cut, dude.
21:03How long do we have until happy hour, Bradley?
21:04I wonder what they're going to make us do.
21:06Serving them drinks and shit?
21:08Like, serving them, like, food?
21:09I don't know.
21:10I haven't waited tables since college, but I'm pretty good at it.
21:14Okay, Andrew.
21:15Hold still.
21:16We'll get you trimmed right up.
21:17Tiny, tiny bit.
21:19They should serve us as appetizers.
21:21I would devour that meal.
21:25Frisky philanderers of the chakra.
21:27Happy hour is officially beginning whether you're hot or not.
21:31Downsiders claim your prey.
21:33With mutual interest, of course, if you want to earn a date text tomorrow.
21:38Hey, sexy.
21:40We are so...
21:43Enjoy yourself digging.
21:45I have a shot.
21:47And this is actually a big cup of ginger ale.
21:50Wait a minute.
21:52Must take breaks there, so...
21:54You deserve it.
21:55Is she fucking flirting with you?
21:56What's she gonna do?
21:57I know my tendency is to be more of a flirt, and I know what I've done in the past,
22:04but I'm
22:04locked in with Lauren.
22:06She'll look here in your shot.
22:08Lauren has nothing to worry about.
22:16I need to call my mom right now.
22:17Please let me call her.
22:18Okay, hold on.
22:19Or I'm gonna panic attack.
22:20Okay, calm down.
22:21Let me call my mom.
22:22I need to call my mom.
22:23I just want to talk to my mom.
22:24She'll let me call my mom.
22:25Okay, we are gonna call this mom.
22:27Where's Andrew at?
22:29Andrew's downstairs.
22:30He's getting ready.
22:31Still getting ready.
22:33Yeah.
22:36Still?
22:37Mom, it's Andrew.
22:38It's an emergency.
22:39What's wrong?
22:41What the fuck is going on?
22:43I'm with a producer here, and it's not good.
22:45It's a bad emergency.
22:47What's up?
22:48I...
22:48This woman completely destroyed my sideburns.
22:54All right, what am I supposed to do about this?
22:57Do you give a fuck about...
22:58Can you just tell me what to do?
22:59No, I do.
23:00What am I supposed to do?
23:02Andrew's downstairs getting ready.
23:03He got a haircut.
23:04You're ready.
23:04I think it looks good.
23:05He doesn't like it, but...
23:06I'm not going on camera like this.
23:08There's...
23:08I'll get fucking ripped.
23:10What do you want me to do?
23:11What...
23:11What...
23:11What...
23:12Can you just help guide me through this?
23:15Andrew was an odd specimen.
23:17You're...
23:17You're another country.
23:18That's what she said.
23:19She goes, you're a grown man.
23:20Like...
23:21Andrew's crazy.
23:23Andrew's crazy.
23:24I don't think it's as bad as you think.
23:26I feel like I want to puke.
23:28You're overreacting.
23:30How do I look?
23:31My hair looks all right.
23:34Andrew, those sideburns are hideously the same.
23:37I fucked up.
23:43I've been...
23:44I've been enjoying it so much.
23:45Like, so fun.
23:46Like, just getting to know you.
23:47I know, you're obsessed with me.
23:48I get it, whatever.
23:49So obsessed with you.
23:51Enough.
23:51I feel really comfortable in my relationship with Leela.
23:54You know, we work well together.
23:55Would you plank me?
23:56No, I would not plank you.
23:58Even if it was, like, Margot Robbie.
24:01She's super sweet.
24:03Which is what I was looking for since I've gotten here.
24:05I've been kind of more of a soul burner.
24:07Because I'm more focused on who the person actually is, right?
24:10Like, as a person, rather than just your looks.
24:36Can I play for a chat?
24:38Sure.
24:39Yeah, we could go up to, like, the jacuzzi deck.
24:41Yeah, sounds good.
24:42Burnett, parole, and David for a talk.
24:44I don't care.
24:45He doesn't like her.
24:48He's, like, miserable right now, trust me.
24:50What do you do, though?
24:51So I'm a chemist.
24:53No shit.
24:53Yeah.
24:54I would have never guessed that.
24:55What was your, like, last relationship?
24:57Really?
24:57What does that look like for you?
24:59We broke up kind of around this time last year.
25:02We had a lot of trust issues that then came.
25:04So loyalty is, like, a really big thing for you?
25:06Yeah, loyalty is big.
25:08Boo.
25:09Hey.
25:10What's happening?
25:11Hi.
25:11Hey, you want to sit down?
25:13No, I'm going to go downstairs and get alcohol.
25:15Okay.
25:16I told you what was up, you know what I mean?
25:18So, like...
25:19Yeah, I know, but I'm new here.
25:20I'm just talking to people.
25:21So I'm getting to know everybody.
25:23I, like, respectfully, it's just me getting to know him.
25:27That doesn't mean, like...
25:28But what's the point?
25:30I thought that it was pretty harmless.
25:32However, I do hate to have Lauren in a position where she feels, you know, insecure about
25:39me or my intentions.
25:41I'm here to meet everybody.
25:43Okay.
25:44And he seems like a nice guy.
25:45I mean...
25:45So nice.
25:47I don't know why you're so worried.
25:48Can't wait to get married.
25:49Yeah, so I don't know why you're so worried.
25:50I'm not, but I'm just, like, I just...
25:52You're acting like...
25:53You're acting like...
25:53It's, like, embarrassing.
25:54I was trying to help you from, like, the job.
25:56I'm not getting rejected because I'm talking to him.
25:58I'm not asking him to go fuck me in a room.
26:00I'm literally chatting with him.
26:01If he were to come up to me and be like, hey, Bella, I think you're really dope.
26:05You know, obviously, you're here getting to know people.
26:07I'm really into this girl.
26:08Like, nothing would, like, turn my head.
26:09I would be like, okay, cool.
26:10Let's be friends.
26:11Like, he has not said that to me at all.
26:13The way you act is, like...
26:15I don't care how I act.
26:16I don't even know you, babe.
26:17So, why are you so concerned?
26:19I'm literally trying to save him from, like, things that he doesn't want to do.
26:23That's what I do.
26:25Well...
26:25Then he's lucky to have you.
26:27Oh.
26:27I know.
26:28He knows.
26:29Good.
26:30All right.
26:30Bye.
26:31Bye.
26:32We are in love and getting married and with a child, and you need to fucking back up.
26:36I thought that girl was trying to be a bitch to me.
26:38Her and her BBL can fucking go downstairs immediately.
26:42I'm not the type of person to just let that slide.
26:43If you're going to be a bitch to me first, I will respond.
26:53I just got in some little beef.
26:55I just got into some little beef.
26:56What happened?
26:57So, I pulled David for a chat, and, like, truthfully, for me to be, like, romantic, like, I want this
27:01person, like, I have to get to know your personality.
27:03Like, you may be attractive to me, but, like, personality-wise, it's not my vibe.
27:06Like, I'm not going to go for it.
27:07Right.
27:07But I was waiting for them to bring the shipwreckers and fucking bring in the heat.
27:12It's different if, like, a guy were to, like, tell me, like, hey, like, I am locked in.
27:17Like, I really like this girl or whatever.
27:19Yeah.
27:19Like, with him.
27:20And he's like, I met Gia, and, like, everything's been great, and, like, you know, I'm, like, very locked in,
27:24and, like, whatever.
27:24And he said he was really locked in.
27:26Yeah, like, I respect that, and, like, David obviously hasn't said that to me.
27:30I feel like you handled it well.
27:32You came up and saved me.
27:39You know, I do understand why Lauren's concerned about Val, and I want to take this opportunity to reassure her
27:45and make sure that she did feel safe with me again.
27:49Hello, Libby.
27:51Wow.
27:52Oh, my girlfriend.
27:57Yeah, duh, I'm already your fucking girlfriend.
28:07I understand that he's someone who, like, wants to have kids and, like, be married.
28:10We have a lot of, like, the same goals in terms of that.
28:12I know it might seem, like, fast or premature, but we, like, just are pretty sure about the way we
28:18feel about each other.
28:19Should we go tell that girl?
28:21Yeah.
28:22Yeah.
28:23Yeah.
28:25Yeah.
28:29It wouldn't be a happy hour without some cocktails, so let's watch the bartender's Shake Weight Devotion Payoff.
28:37Hi.
28:38How are you doing?
28:40The first ever margarita was made with cuervo, and today we're going to be putting our own little twist on
28:44it.
28:45To make the perfect margarita, we're going to be using cuervo tradicional blanco tequila.
28:50Perfect.
28:51That's right.
28:52Mix together all the spice.
28:55Shake it, shake it, shake it.
28:56Give it some love.
28:57Yeah, that's good.
28:57The teamwork here.
28:58This is how you make the perfect cuervo spicy planquerita.
29:02Cheers to another beautiful date with a beautiful girl.
29:05Cheers to our future.
29:06Cheers.
29:11I'm not going to lie, you and Val are fucking awesome.
29:14Like, you guys are, you guys are, no, you guys are.
29:16No, no, no.
29:17I'm definitely vibing most with, I think, Jake and Andrew.
29:20I think that Jake is kind of pursuing me more, which is really important to me.
29:24But I also haven't spoken to Andrew quite as much.
29:27No.
29:27Where's the patch?
29:28Right here, dude.
29:29There was a fucking cyborg.
29:31Both of us are going straight in for this girl.
29:34You popped out, and I was like, hello.
29:37I was like, how are you?
29:38Did you pay the barber to fuck up his haircut?
29:40No, no, no.
29:41He looks good.
29:42He looks good.
29:42He looks good.
29:43We know.
29:43Jake is going to pull her, and I'm going to be embarrassed.
29:46Go up there.
29:47You guys are fun as fuck, and me and Andrew are fun as fuck.
29:49Right?
29:49Like, bye.
29:50And we're neighbors now, so, like, you know.
29:52We're neighbors.
29:53I would love if Andrew put in a little more effort, maybe pulled me aside and had a conversation.
29:58Does my hair look disheveled or on top, or does it look fine?
30:01No.
30:02Looks good.
30:03I was definitely prepared to leave after they botched my haircut, but I called my mom, and
30:07she kind of encouraged me to stay, and maybe that I was overreacting a little bit.
30:11Your haircut looks great.
30:13His hair looks amazing.
30:14Just got a fucked up haircut, and now I'm walking out to go talk to Christine, and I'm
30:18not feeling like myself.
30:20I'm feeling pretty, like, defeated here.
30:22Andrew, your haircut looks so good.
30:23I was pretty pissed.
30:24I thought they fucked it up.
30:26But where's Bella?
30:27Where is she?
30:28Where's Bella, guys?
30:30Have you seen Bella?
30:31Wait, I didn't even notice that you got a haircut.
30:33Really?
30:34Andrew was so upset, and that's part of why we haven't gotten to know each other.
30:38He was, like, hiding downstairs during happy hour.
30:41For whatever reason, I actually remember this vividly.
30:44I don't know why, but I went to Comic-Con East last summer.
30:47We met.
30:48Really?
30:48Yeah.
30:49Interesting.
30:50And then we talked for a little bit, and then exchanged Instagrams, and then, I don't
30:54And you never hit me up?
30:55That's crazy.
30:56If you check your DMs, I'll be in there for sure.
31:01Andrew may be forgettable, but Downsider Bella is intent on making this a night everyone
31:07will remember.
31:08Before this all started, I was literally, like, this is going to be the best fucking summer
31:14of my life, and this is the dress that I always wanted to wear when I was going to go
31:19upstairs.
31:20It was going to be my debut.
31:22I'm trying not to cry.
31:24Being on this yacht has rocked the fuck out of me.
31:30I liked you from first impression.
31:32Um.
31:35It's okay.
31:36Don't worry.
31:38It's changed my perspective on my own self-esteem.
31:42I don't know if I feel any kind of love.
31:45Ah!
31:46It's so bad.
31:47So I have a plan.
31:51What?
31:52Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
31:54Hey, everybody.
31:55She's cosplaying as Chops Hider tonight.
31:58All right.
31:58Can I have your attention, everybody?
32:01Before I came here, I really, really, really was expecting to have this insane core memory
32:10and have about seven boyfriends.
32:13When it came to finding love, I was unsuccessful, and when it came to going up to the top side,
32:21I was obviously unsuccessful.
32:23But in the end, I am thatgirl.com.net.
32:27Dotcom.net.
32:27Dotcom.net.
32:30That's exactly right.
32:31If I was in prison with my mommy and my cat, Bubba, and my best friends,
32:39it would be the best fucking experience of my entire life, you know?
32:43But if I am on a yacht with a bunch of people that don't really get me,
32:48then I don't want to be there.
32:51And on that note, bye, guys.
32:55Oh!
32:55Love it!
32:56Love it!
32:59I appreciate it.
33:01I did everything I was supposed to do.
33:03I pushed myself for love.
33:06I literally went overboard for love in every single way, but the literal way,
33:12because I'm not walking that fucking plank.
33:16I wish she had a much different time here.
33:19I love that girl.
33:23I think that Bella's a very sweet girl, and she's very misunderstood.
33:28She's going out on her own way.
33:31Ciao, Bella.
33:32I'm so happy.
33:34Like, these are tears of joy.
33:36Because I can finally, like, embark on my own journey.
33:40I'm going to find my guy in this big world.
33:44Actually, I think he might go find me, because I'm tired of looking.
34:01After last night's fireworks, David and Lowe seemed sleepier than ever.
34:05I wonder what they were doing.
34:07Up all night planning their future, I'm sure.
34:11David, what's your last name?
34:12Why are you curious?
34:13Because I want to know what Lowe's last name is going to be.
34:16Well, I hope they used a dental dam, because now's a bad time to talk about sharing last names.
34:22Yay!
34:22I got it, Tex.
34:23Let's go!
34:24Hi, Val.
34:26You've been working overtime since you've been here, and as a new girl, it can't be easy.
34:30To reward your bravery, you get to take one lucky guy on a date.
34:33Have fun.
34:34Let's go!
34:35Oh, shit.
34:35Come on!
34:36She's coming out to play, right?
34:38Miss, I'm going to steal your man.
34:40I think David is definitely, like, he could, you know, be definitely getting bored with
34:43his relationship with Lauren.
34:45I feel like he would owe it to himself to, like, explore, and I feel like he probably wants
34:48that, and he wants to do that.
34:50Yeah, this one might be crazy to see, because she's obviously going to go all in.
34:55She's coming in.
34:56She's going to, like, quite literally, like, batter up.
34:59Like, boom!
35:01It's going to be nuts.
35:02Whatever she's going to do, she's going to do her all.
35:04And, like, and she seemed a little confident, so I was like, oh, it's about to get messy.
35:08Hey, guys.
35:10Hi!
35:11How are you?
35:12Good.
35:13Good.
35:14Um, so, I got a text, so I'm wondering if David would want to go on a date with me
35:20so
35:20we can talk a little bit more and, like, clear things up a little bit.
35:23Yeah, sure.
35:24Yeah, I'm cool with that.
35:25Yeah.
35:26Good, man.
35:27All right.
35:28Bye, guys.
35:29Bye.
35:32What the fuck?
35:34Is she okay with going down the plank?
35:36Like, I don't know.
35:37Fuck.
35:38She was pissed.
35:39Like, you only see her.
35:40She didn't say anything.
35:41Lo and David are now dating.
35:43So Val going up there, talking to David, seems like a little bit of a suicide mission.
35:47Lo, literally, all she's going to have to say is, like, I mean, I'm your girlfriend, so,
35:53like...
35:53Yeah.
35:54Yeah.
35:55She's cooked.
35:57I'm sorry.
36:09That would be a mess if I was you right now, so anything I can do to help you, girl?
36:14It'd be like that, bro.
36:16I don't even know how the fuck I get myself into these situations.
36:19Like, actually...
36:20It's okay, though, because you're handling it like a champ.
36:23Val has an energy to her that's kind of like black cat siren type shit, and those kind
36:30of women can always pull the man.
36:35This does feel a little dirty.
36:38She'll be fine, bro.
36:39We'll fucking...
36:39We'll talk to her all day.
36:41Just ease her mind.
36:42Just be respectful.
36:43Yeah.
36:44I'm sure he's going to handle it well.
36:44He's a great guy.
36:45He's super nice.
36:46So I'm sure he's going to, you know, make sure Val has a nice time, but I'm sure he'll
36:50let her know that, you know, there isn't anything for her with him, and she might be going swimming
36:55tonight.
37:01Watch your step, though, yeah?
37:03Yeah.
37:04It definitely puts me in a weird position, because, you know, I do want to be respectful
37:08of Val, and I do want to get to know her.
37:12Lowe is not too happy about that.
37:13I think what I'm testing here is kind of what I've been drawn to in my past that hasn't
37:18worked up, and what I have currently that is strong and is currently working.
37:22Almost feels like an obstacle that has to be overcome.
37:31Ooh, shit.
37:33Okay.
37:33Wow.
37:35This is lit.
37:36Okay.
37:37You want to read this one?
37:38Yeah.
37:39Yeah, so spa treatment, cactus palms, tapping to increase blood circulation.
37:45Step one, take the palms in hand and gently lay against your partner's back.
37:49Scoop a generous amount of honey and oil onto your hands.
37:53Okay.
37:54Step two.
37:55Repeat as desire.
37:56Repeat as desire.
37:57Okay, bet.
37:57That's my favorite part about that.
38:03I think you got to take your shirt off.
38:05I'm going to be the only one taking my shirt off.
38:08Okay, it sure is easy.
38:13So do you.
38:14Well, it does fit how I would have described my type, which is a big butt.
38:19She has a huge butt and a lot of plastic.
38:22Are you going to give me back to such a bit?
38:24I am.
38:24You are.
38:25I am, but not with a cactus, though.
38:28You know what?
38:28There's a difference in your practice.
38:30I am open to getting to know her, whatever that means.
38:36Where's the cactus?
38:37It's right here.
38:39Okay.
38:41Harder?
38:42Yeah.
38:42I mean, I do like it rough, so.
38:44Okay, same.
38:46I feel like I'm, like, slipping on my d*** right now.
38:49Yeah, I have to find art so I can confirm that.
38:53Yeah.
38:54Oh, shit.
38:59I literally just broke the cactus.
39:02Oh, God.
39:03Okay.
39:04Get ready.
39:05It's happening.
39:06Give me the full experience, baby.
39:09Okay.
39:10Yeah, bro.
39:12That actually worked.
39:14So, tell me more about you.
39:16How was, like, growing up and stuff?
39:18My biological parents got divorced when I was, what, like, I think four?
39:21Mm-hmm.
39:22And then my mom remarried my stepdad when I was, I think, around seven.
39:26What about your, like, your biological father?
39:28Are you close to him?
39:29I am not.
39:30I kind of grew up with the, like, a very similar dynamic.
39:34Okay.
39:34My dad, like, lived in Colombia, so.
39:37No shit.
39:38Yeah, so, like, I wasn't around him at all, like, growing up.
39:42Everyone's, like, circumstances are, like, super different.
39:44I'm sure there's definitely more, like, to your story with that.
39:47Oh, absolutely.
39:48You ready to switch?
39:49Okay.
39:49A-plus massage from the professional.
39:52Oh, I'm super sicky.
39:54Yeah.
39:55Lauren made it seem like he was really closed off, so I was thinking, okay, like, it might
39:59be more platonic.
40:01Wow.
40:02So, the, like, sexual chemistry, hitting it off with him like that, I not see that coming.
40:07Let's see what this felt like.
40:09I'm gonna...
40:10Oh, shit.
40:11Is that hard?
40:12Is that too hard?
40:12This is not.
40:13How does it feel?
40:14Cool.
40:16I thought this was going to be a breeze.
40:17I thought I would walk in here and just maybe keep it on a friendly, PG level.
40:24Let's go to the shower.
40:26Okay.
40:27And that just was not the case.
40:29It's dark.
40:30It's a pitch black.
40:32It's so hot.
40:36I want to do so much more.
40:38I want to do so much more.
40:39I want to do so much more.
40:49I feel bad for him.
40:50Like, you have to, like, go entertain a girl that you're, like...
40:53He does not want to do this at all.
40:54I don't know, like, how hard she's going to try and go for it or if she knows, like,
40:57what's going on.
40:58I just want him to feel uncomfortable.
40:59That's what I really care about, honestly.
41:00He's, like, such a nice person.
41:02He's, like...
41:03Yeah.
41:03Wouldn't want to make anyone feel bad, you know?
41:05Yeah, I am curious what they're going to fucking do, though.
41:08Probably some fucking find the clit class or some fucking violating ass shit like that.
41:12Find the clit class?
41:14I need to go to that class.
41:27Oh, shit.
41:43So, how fucked are you?
41:49I honestly have no words.
41:52Did she give you a...
41:55Oh, that feels so nice.
41:59Something I'm curious about, so any of the other guys catch your eye or anything like that?
42:05No.
42:06It's, like, you're, like, my type to a team.
42:07Okay, okay.
42:08And, like, I want to, like, obviously continue to get to know you and, like, see, like, where
42:12it could go.
42:13I think I'm at a point in my life where I am looking for something serious.
42:17Mm-hmm.
42:17Um, I think you check a lot of the boxes.
42:23There's a sexual chemistry element.
42:27Yeah.
42:28And that is...
42:29I like that, too.
42:31And you're...
42:31Yeah, this is...
42:33You're making this a lot.
42:34Yeah.
42:34This is really hard now.
42:36Hey, do you want to can see you again, though?
42:38You can see me, yeah.
42:39Yeah.
42:55It's coming now.
42:57There's no escape.
43:03It sounds like that's, like, way in my mind is how the rest of the boat is going to react.
43:07I don't know, and I honestly don't really give a vote.
43:14Yeah, I'm completely up in the air.
43:18This is going to be really tough when I get back to this length ceremony.
43:29You know, I just feel stupid.
43:31I feel like...
43:33Oh, fuck.
43:35Oh, fuck.
43:38Oh, fuck.
43:53Oh, fuck.
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