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00:12Boys, fancy a lot of a bit.
00:16It's been an epic week of drama.
00:20It's the wine I beat up.
00:23But we're here to show the fun side of these saucy little devils.
00:28You look fit in the upstairs.
00:30There's double the islanders.
00:32Hey, you lad.
00:33Get cash.
00:35And twice as much trouble.
00:38Maybe we put it in a cop or something.
00:40Yeah, you do that. Don't look at me like that.
00:42I love the Saturdays, they're the unseen bits.
00:44They're my favourite day.
00:48But they're sweethearts, really.
00:50Jake, I like you so much.
00:53Do it expect a more mayhem,
00:56a more mischief.
00:58Do it, I miss you.
00:59And to more moments that wouldn't exist without us.
01:06So pop on your high-vis and your hard hat.
01:10I like that.
01:11When the carnage commence.
01:13You can't believe it.
01:15This is...
01:18Let me take a moment.
01:20Oh, bye, Lin.
01:22I'm seeing bats.
01:30Okay, interesting.
01:50Welcome to Love Island Unseen Bits.
01:52On a journey, up and up we go.
01:57While the title of our show might not be a pun,
02:00it does mean we can bombard you with, well, unseen bits like this.
02:08Do you want to see the funniest thing you're going to see all night?
02:11I'm going to call you Fred.
02:13You look like a skater.
02:15You look like a skater.
02:16Why do I look like such a bloke?
02:19Ready?
02:20G'day, mate.
02:20G'day, mate.
02:24See?
02:25That's way better than clever wordplay.
02:28Jake, how do you like your tea?
02:30Builders, please.
02:31Builders.
02:31Sugar?
02:32One and a half, please.
02:35What's a builder's tea?
02:36Dark.
02:37Is it fair?
02:39Is it fair?
02:41Yeah, it's got a heart outside on top of it.
02:48Now, it's hard to believe that there was a world before that troublesome second villa.
02:53But here's some unseen stuff from 2021 BC.
02:57That's before Kassa.
03:05What's your middle name and surname, Abi?
03:07It's Abigail Louise Rawlings.
03:09Rawlings.
03:10What's my last name, Liam?
03:12Crawl.
03:14What did you say?
03:16Crawl.
03:16Crawl.
03:17Are you serious?
03:17It feels cool.
03:20What did you say?
03:21What is it?
03:22How?
03:24Is this your surname?
03:26Shut up.
03:26You don't know her surname?
03:27What is my surname?
03:28It is.
03:29It's hard to see.
03:30It's cool.
03:31No, it's not.
03:34I've forgotten it.
03:35It's hard to see.
03:36Is it a cuppa?
03:37No, it isn't.
03:39Crawl.
03:40Crawl.
03:40Crawl.
03:42It's courts.
03:43Courts.
03:44Courts.
03:44Courts.
03:46Court.
03:46Yeah.
03:47That's what I said.
03:47Oh, you said crawl, and then you said call, and then you said cooper.
03:52Oh, I'm sorry.
03:53I'm sorry.
03:54It's courts.
03:56I've been caught out.
03:57What's my middle name?
03:59Er...
04:01Millie Call Court.
04:04Do you know his middle name, though?
04:09No.
04:11Yes!
04:12She doesn't know it.
04:13I feel like...
04:14Your middle name's Dickhead.
04:20Yours is...
04:21It begins with G.
04:23Er...
04:24Janet.
04:25I know the Welsh have some odd spellings, Liam, but come on, mate.
04:37Time for an unseen bit on the swing seat.
04:39Now, and be warned, things get a little bit for Rudy.
04:43Toby?
04:44Yo.
04:45Plantain or plantain?
04:47Plantain.
04:47Thank you!
04:49Do you know what?
04:50You see, he said plantain.
04:52Did he?
04:52Did he?
04:53Yeah, plantain.
04:53Yeah, it's a Nigerian thing, innit?
04:55It's plantain.
04:56Togues.
04:56Big Togues.
04:57You Nigerian?
04:59Yeah.
04:59Is it?
05:00I didn't know you were Nigerian.
05:01I never knew that.
05:02I'm half Nigerian.
05:03Teddy, would you have a Nigerian name, then?
05:06Yeah, yeah, I do.
05:06What is it?
05:08Semaina.
05:09Semaina.
05:10What's that?
05:10That's so sick, man.
05:11I'm a Nigerian name, African name.
05:13Ted, were you?
05:14Ibo or, what's the other one?
05:16Yoruba.
05:17Yeah, Yoruba, yeah.
05:19I'm going to say something, it's so shocking.
05:21I'm actually a prince of one of them.
05:23Go on, big man.
05:24You're a prince of what?
05:26Sorry.
05:27Sorry.
05:28Faisal, so like that.
05:32You're a prince of it.
05:34You're a prince of it.
05:35One more time, one more time.
05:37Just read it past me.
05:38It's like a village.
05:39It's part of, it's within the Delta State village.
05:42So my granddad, who's obviously passed away,
05:44so I'm no longer actually prince.
05:45I was a prince.
05:46Aww.
05:47But, yeah.
05:49It's weird.
05:50Wow.
05:51Stop it.
05:51I feel so...
05:52Teddy was once a prince.
05:55Are you joking?
05:57I mean, I've definitely got to stop with the burping now.
05:59I might have to just stop and lay off the swearing so much,
06:03but I think I've got this, you know.
06:10Hang on.
06:11I was.
06:11I was.
06:12I was.
06:12Anyway.
06:13We're the prince of royalty.
06:15So Prince Teddy.
06:20Does that make Teddy the islander formerly known as Prince?
06:31This next clip shows that the girls are perfectly in tune when it comes to their outfits.
06:36Sadly, the same can't be said for their singing.
06:38Can we say that tonight's the last night this week that we're all going to dress the same?
06:43Yes.
06:44Except we'll have...
06:45We need a rainbow night, though.
06:47Okay, that's next week.
06:48Well, we'll dress like the colours of the rainbow.
06:50Yeah, we'll do that in a week.
06:52Red tomorrow then, everyone.
06:53Red, orange, yellow, blue, indigo, violet.
06:58Is there six colours in the rainbow, please, guys?
07:01I'm missing something.
07:05Red, orange, yellow, blue, indigo, violet.
07:09Oh yeah, there's a pink in the rainbow.
07:13There's no pink in the rainbow.
07:15Orange, purple, and blue.
07:17Oh yeah.
07:17Red and yellow, pink and green.
07:20Orange.
07:21Orange, purple, and blue.
07:23I give up.
07:24There is pink in the rainbow.
07:24I have six.
07:25Orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, pink.
07:29There's no pink, because pink's my favourite.
07:31Red, orange, yellow, green, purple, green.
07:32Violet.
07:33That's purple.
07:34You hate this.
07:35The colours of the rainbow are pathetic.
07:39We hate the colours of the rainbow.
07:42Yeah, because the rainbow has all the rubbish colours, doesn't it?
07:52Time now for a discussion about feet.
07:54And Jake is nowhere to be seen.
07:56He's going to be gutted that he missed this.
07:59What size feet have you got?
08:0012.
08:02Why am I answering like this with my foot?
08:04Yeah, innit?
08:05I'm a five in trainers, I hit a six in a heel.
08:08Yeah.
08:09What are you, Ted?
08:10Niner.
08:11Niner.
08:11Liam.
08:1213.
08:13I have a theory that the foot size is down to mental...
08:18It's down to a mental state.
08:20Yeah.
08:21I have a firm belief.
08:23Elaborate.
08:23Your feet don't grow.
08:24So when you're like at the age that you're like...
08:27When you was younger, I feel like if you wanted to be a size,
08:32you could dictate the size of your foot due to your thoughts.
08:37So you think everyone manifested their shoe size basically?
08:40Yeah.
08:41When I was younger, I just used to always think like,
08:43I want to be a size 10, I want to be a size 10.
08:44And I've got to a size 10.
08:46I said I want to be a size 8, I want to be a size 9.
08:50What, are your feet strong?
08:51My feet strong.
08:52Okay.
08:54Interesting.
08:55Well, that's cool.
08:56Mm.
08:58Yeah, that is cool.
09:00Now, back away slowly.
09:02Kids, get in the car.
09:09Ready for your mind to be blown?
09:11Watching Jake's mind being blown?
09:14What I like to call Love Island Inception.
09:17What a beautiful moon that is, isn't it?
09:19A full moon.
09:20I feel like I can see a picture on the moon.
09:22You can definitely see, like, the little dark patches.
09:24It looks like a rockwilder on its front two legs.
09:27It looks like a rockwilder staring at you on the right-hand side.
09:30On the right-hand side?
09:31Oh, shit!
09:32I actually see that.
09:34I can't see it.
09:35Really?
09:37Do you guys believe in aliens?
09:39There's got to be something out there, isn't there?
09:40Yeah, 100 million.
09:40Do you not?
09:41I don't know.
09:42There's got to be something out there.
09:43Why wouldn't there be?
09:44How can someone make up aliens?
09:46I mean, yeah, there might be.
09:47Oh, my God, of course there's aliens.
09:49Jack and...
09:49Bear in mind how small this planet is
09:51and the solar system is mad.
09:53So, what's Earth, then?
09:55Is that the smallest planet?
09:56No, there's, like, planetoids and stuff.
09:59How many planets are there?
10:0012?
10:01Billions.
10:02Shut up.
10:03In our solar system.
10:04I thought there was, like...
10:04In the Milky Way.
10:05In the Milky Way, but then there's other solar systems,
10:08other galaxies.
10:08The galaxy.
10:09Oh, my God, it's mad to think that way.
10:11Yeah.
10:11There's telescopes that you can see, like...
10:14Oh, mate.
10:15Really?
10:16Yeah.
10:16Well, so you had a telescope in your bedroom
10:18and you looked up...
10:19You had to see it on the moon.
10:21Fuck off.
10:22Yeah.
10:22Yeah, you had to see it on the stars and stuff.
10:24They've seen as well there's life on Mars now.
10:26They've confirmed it.
10:27So, people can live on that planet.
10:28So, who confirms those bollocks?
10:29Like, there's, like...
10:30Who confirms those bollocks?
10:32Who goes up to Mars and say it was in there?
10:34NASA.
10:35NASA.
10:36Space, yeah.
10:36What was it?
10:36The national...
10:38Oh, NASA, like...
10:39Yeah, yeah, I see.
10:40They're on clothing lines.
10:41NASA with a...
10:42Yeah, NASA and you've got...
10:44Yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:45The space and stuff.
10:46NASA, I see, yeah, yeah.
10:48They don't own clothes.
10:50They own space.
10:51They own the solar system.
10:52They do.
10:53So, do you really think there's aliens?
10:55Yeah, definitely.
10:56100%.
10:56Do you know what as well is quite likely?
10:59Yeah, there's another world of us.
11:01Us being on another planet.
11:02Mate, I could listen to the two of them out of shit for ages.
11:07Do you know what I mean?
11:07Like, who invented shoes?
11:08Yeah.
11:09Ah, it's weird.
11:11Ah, I love those nights curdling up with friends.
11:15Looking up to the moon and thinking,
11:16who invented shoes?
11:18You have a think about that.
11:20We'll be back in a bit.
11:37Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits.
11:40LAUGHTER
11:43We are the fabric conditioner in the spin wash that is Love Island.
11:48Oi, oi.
11:49You look fit in this, yeah.
11:50You actually look fit.
11:51Yeah, you do.
11:53You don't look too shabby yourself, you know.
11:55As if I didn't...
11:57Oh, shit.
11:58Oh, my God.
11:59You got a beard.
12:00You got a beard.
12:02Look at her.
12:04Yay.
12:05Like fabric conditioner, we're optional,
12:08but we do make the whole thing feel so much fresher.
12:11Don't look at me like that.
12:13Don't look at me like that, Milo.
12:16Milo, mate.
12:18Milo.
12:20And talking afresh,
12:21we had some brand-new, exclusive, unseen bits of the Islanders
12:25airing their dirty laundry.
12:27Like, when I got my lips done, for example,
12:28I walked in, my mum and my dad said,
12:30you look like a swollen baboon's arsehole.
12:32They said, you look terrible, Jay.
12:35They weren't wrong, were they?
12:36No.
12:36They weren't better now, though, obviously.
12:39If you say so.
12:41But there are some things that are just too filthy to clean.
12:44I like feet.
12:46You like feet?
12:47Certain feet.
12:48If they're nice feet.
12:49How does a size three sound?
12:50Size three, tiny.
12:52Yeah.
12:52You have got nice feet, though.
12:55Mine are fat, though.
12:56I'm a fat three, like a wide foot three.
12:58Yeah.
12:58So they're, like, cute and chubby.
13:00I think so.
13:00Yeah.
13:01I look like.
13:01Is that ticker box?
13:03Yeah, potentially.
13:05No feet box.
13:06A tick in the old feet box?
13:08Who knew Liam was so pedicurious?
13:13Oh, here we go again, yeah.
13:19Oh, here we go again.
13:22Boys, fancy a lad's holiday.
13:24Just in case you spent the last seven days busier than Craig David in the noughties.
13:29Hashtag Casa Amor.
13:31This week was Casa Amor.
13:34Oh, here we go again, yeah.
13:40And we've got some unseen action from the two villains on the day the boys snuck out.
13:46Get ready to meet Matthew Sam.
13:49Like this one of the girls speculating who might walk through the door.
13:54What names do you like the best out of them?
13:56They're all fine.
13:57All fine?
13:58Yeah.
13:58I like that.
13:59Yeah.
13:59Look, I'm open-minded.
14:01Yeah.
14:02You should all be open.
14:03Do you think any of them are going to have a really good voice?
14:05Yeah, they're all amazing.
14:06Do you reckon any of them are going to have 10?
14:08Oh, no.
14:09We need that.
14:10A geezer.
14:10A geezer.
14:12Do you think any of them will be a man in uniform?
14:15I think so.
14:16Matthew and Harry.
14:17Imagine if they all come in in their uniform, like a fireman, a policeman.
14:21They'll be mad.
14:24Unfortunately for Liberty, the village people weren't available.
14:28But these lads were.
14:37And here's an unseen clip of them letting the girls know their type.
14:42Standard.
14:42All right, do you know what the best thing is?
14:43Best thing is celebrity crush.
14:45Yeah, good idea.
14:47Boys, Margaret Robbie.
14:52I've got Margot Robbie or Megan Fox, definitely.
14:55Megan Fox is sexy.
14:57Proper sexy.
14:58I love her.
14:59I would say Laurie Harvey.
15:01Oh, Laurie Harvey.
15:03Yeah.
15:05What about you?
15:06Slab crush.
15:07I like Rachel from Countdown.
15:09See the person that puts the numbers up on the count?
15:10Oh, my God.
15:12That's a different one.
15:13And while Harry was dreaming about having two from the top and one from the bottom...
15:24Over in Dictionary Corner, sorry, Casa Amor, the boys were getting acquainted with their new pads.
15:30It's time to explore Casa Amor!
15:36That is the lion's den.
15:38Let me come and lie with you.
15:39Come on, bruv.
15:39Look at this.
15:41Shit's going down on this, isn't it?
15:42Oh, Jake, I like you so much.
15:43Oh, fuck off.
15:46Can I share a bed with you tonight?
15:50You're a little shit, baby.
15:51Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
15:53No way.
15:55Oh, boy.
15:55No way.
15:57No way.
15:59And right on time, this lot arrived.
16:03No one pulls up like we do.
16:06Welcome to the show, let's make moves.
16:09Hey, you guys.
16:11Look at these balls.
16:13And it wasn't long before they were getting the boys best chat.
16:17Or worst chat.
16:18That's a fine line, to be honest.
16:20What do you want?
16:21So I said to you now, I said, oh, out of a lad, what do you want out of a
16:24lad?
16:25I like detox.
16:27Yeah, seriously.
16:28I do love talking about shit as well.
16:30Like, that is fine as well.
16:31But I really do like talking about just deep shit in life.
16:34Yeah.
16:35So you're like, oh, what do you think that, how long do you reckon that tree's been there for?
16:38Yeah.
16:38And just stuff like that.
16:39Why didn't you ask her who invented shoes?
16:42That was your chance and you blew it, man.
16:50We now had 24 islanders in two villas getting up to all sorts, including this unseen bit back in the
16:57main villa where the girls liked the look of the Irish.
17:00Wow.
17:02This is fun.
17:04Yeah.
17:04I kind of like it.
17:06This is my kind of view.
17:08Yeah.
17:09Even when he grabs his water bottle, it's sexy.
17:14We're analysing every little thing he's doing right now.
17:16I know.
17:18The other boys aren't even getting to look in.
17:21No, I know.
17:22We're like Matthew.
17:23Ah!
17:26Do you like the Irish accent?
17:28Mm-hmm.
17:29Irish accent's very, very lush.
17:31Mm-hmm.
17:32Love an Irish accent.
17:33It's sexy accent.
17:35It's glad that they just, like, know what they're doing.
17:37Like, when I work out, I have to, like, have a...
17:40Think about it.
17:40I have to have, like, a YouTube video up or something.
17:43Mm-mm-mm.
17:44It's coming over.
17:45Mm-mm-mm.
17:47Mm-mm-mm.
17:49Let's not all look at once for what we're talking about.
17:52Hey.
17:53Hey.
17:54Oh, no.
17:57I'm staying here.
17:59It's all right.
17:59You're just a bit sweating.
18:06These are so quiet.
18:07Oh, no.
18:12Sorry.
18:13We've been watching you down there working out,
18:16and we was having fun, and now you've ruined it.
18:20I'll just go back.
18:21Oh, no, no.
18:22Oh, no.
18:23Who can stay?
18:24Who can stay?
18:27For goodness sake, be quiet, Matthew.
18:29And let them objectify you in peace.
18:42All islanders get into a sex position with someone.
18:44Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
19:03And here's some unseen gold of...
19:07Well, it's just more of the same, really.
19:13The girls who name come second alphabetically
19:15must put 20 lipstick kisses on a boy of her choice.
19:18Go, go, go, go.
19:19Go, go, go, go.
19:19They've got to go all the way up to the top in our gap.
19:21Yeah, but he might be going with her.
19:22Go, go, go, go, go.
19:25Go, go, go, go.
19:26Go, go, go, go.
19:26Kiss the man.
19:27All right, guys.
19:27Please don't believe me.
19:28I am an athlete.
19:30One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten,
19:34eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen,
19:37seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty.
19:39Yeah.
19:41Get ready, man.
19:42Get ready.
19:4320, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,
19:47nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen,
19:49fifteen, sixteen, sixteen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty.
19:51Yeah.
19:51Yeah.
19:53Yeah.
19:53Great work.
19:55Well done.
19:56You are rapping.
19:56All right, whatever.
19:58Surely, surely, Villa will be fastest.
20:01Oh.
20:02What the fuck?
20:02What the fuck?
20:03The Ville?
20:03Yeah.
20:08The boy whose name is lost alphabetically must get into
20:11the 69 position with a girl of his choice on the sun lounger.
20:15Go, go, go, go.
20:16With a girl or what?
20:17The sun lounger, yeah, yeah.
20:18Go on, go on, go on.
20:20Go on, go on.
20:21Six, nine, six, nine.
20:22Six, nine, six, nine, six, nine, six, nine.
20:23That's not sun lounger.
20:24I said day bed.
20:24Oh, what are we going to do?
20:26Six, nine, six, nine, six, nine.
20:28Six, nine.
20:30Oh, my God.
20:31I fucking showed up.
20:34I'm not taking a blame for that one, people.
20:37Have you ever heard of a 69er?
20:38Well, I don't be knowing the name.
20:39I just do shit.
20:40What are we doing?
20:41I'm in Thailand a sex position.
20:4369.
20:4469.
20:48Oh, shit.
20:49I didn't know it was sex.
20:52It was a three sex position.
20:53So, it was Tyler.
20:55First name.
20:56First name.
20:56Boy's name.
20:57Name is last alphabetically.
20:59So, it was Tyler.
21:00T-Y, innit?
21:01So, we fucked us.
21:14The second oldest girl must lick the belly button of the two boys she fancies most.
21:17Belly button!
21:21I didn't know what I was doing.
21:23I didn't hear it.
21:24Belly buttons are disgusting.
21:25I am so competitive.
21:27It actually hurts my soul.
21:28I cannot lose.
21:30Second oldest.
21:32Go, go, go, go.
21:33Come closer.
21:35Come closer.
21:36Come closer.
21:36Come closer.
21:37Come closer.
21:38I'm on a second.
21:39No, Kaz is the second oldest.
21:40Nice.
21:42Oh, shit.
21:43How did you say that?
21:44Kaz is the second oldest.
21:48Kaz is the second oldest.
21:50Oh, I don't do it.
21:51Must get in the 12 person spoon.
21:53Boy, girl, boy, girl.
21:54We got it.
21:55We got it.
21:57Chloe, Chloe, go.
21:59Go.
22:00Go.
22:00Go.
22:01Go.
22:04Go.
22:05Go.
22:07Go.
22:09Go.
22:11Go.
22:12Go.
22:13Go.
22:13Go.
22:14Go.
22:16Go.
22:21Go.
22:22Go.
22:24Go.
22:25Go.
22:26Go.
22:26Go.
22:27Go.
22:27Go.
22:27Go.
22:27Go.
22:28Go.
22:29Go.
22:36Here's an unaired clip from Kaz Amor and I'm beginning to think that Mary might have a
22:41bit of trouble knowing what to do when she gets a text.
22:44Isn't it crazy what technology can do these days?
22:46Yes.
22:47Literally.
22:48I think it's mental that you can phone someone up and your voice reaches the other side of
22:53the world.
22:54Yeah.
22:54How?
22:55That doesn't make sense.
22:56That actually does not make sense in my head.
22:59Like I understand kind of how aeroplanes fly.
23:02I literally don't understand it.
23:04I think it's unreal.
23:05But it's like I understand it's about the science.
23:08Do you know what I mean?
23:08Like the aerodynamics.
23:10Yeah.
23:11But not the telephones.
23:12The fact that my voice can go to my mum sitting in Leeds.
23:18Yeah.
23:19My voice as well.
23:20Not a computer.
23:21My voice.
23:23Your voice.
23:25Do you know what I mean?
23:27I know what you mean.
23:28That's mental.
23:29It's like an echo but through a country.
23:32Yeah.
23:34Make it make sense.
23:36Could be worse.
23:37She could think you can change the size of your phone with the power of your mind.
23:42Back in a few minutes with some more Unseen Bits.
23:57Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits.
24:01We just got a cute chicken ball.
24:03Oh, for fuck's sake.
24:04We've got double the number of islanders.
24:17And, well, the same amount of exclusives.
24:20Tight on time, if anything.
24:23Oh.
24:24Did you break that?
24:24No.
24:25It was my thighs clapping together.
24:28Sorry.
24:30Sorry about that.
24:31Round of applause, baby.
24:32Let's go.
24:33So put your hands together or thighs.
24:36For some more unaired entertainment.
24:39Take it away, Matt.
24:41You missed my singing last night, by the way.
24:43Yeah, I heard about it.
24:45I missed my singing.
24:45I wasn't there at all.
24:46Chloe was talking about it.
24:47Olivia was talking about it.
24:49Go on.
24:49Alright.
24:50I need a beat, though.
24:51You know La Bamba?
24:52Come on.
24:53Alright, let's go.
24:53You ready?
24:54Let me take a moment.
24:55Okay.
25:01gesetzido.
25:04Let's go.
25:07Let's go.
25:08Ba-la-la-la-la-la-bamba, ba-la-la-la-la-la-bamba.
25:18Bum-ba.
25:21That was good!
25:22Do you sing sing? No, I actually don't.
25:25Seriously, you think that was a good voice? I thought that was really good.
25:27I was, like, shaking because my voice was terrible.
25:29Don't know if it will make number one,
25:31but it definitely sounds like a number two.
25:35How about an unseen bit from the daybeds
25:37where, much like a toddler, Faye was starting to miss her teddy?
25:41Oh, I do love an argument. Yeah. We know that, Faye.
25:44Do you ever, like, just make up an argument? No.
25:47Oh, just me? OK, cool.
25:51I would try and avoid that totally, but, you know, everyone's different.
25:56Huh. OK.
25:58You and Teddy sit there and laugh.
26:00I see you sit there and laugh.
26:02I don't need, though, to be sat in my armchair at 26 years old
26:07debating what's in the local newspaper
26:10whilst they were a couple of Horlicks.
26:13And that's what you think you'll be doing with Teddy?
26:15Oh, maybe. Well, he likes, like, whiskey with one ice cube in it.
26:22That's fine. What's wrong with that?
26:23No, that's cool. I'm not cool.
26:25I still like to drink bloody Bacardi Breezers.
26:28I don't even think they're a thing anymore, but...
26:30And I'm sure he'll buy... I like a WKD.
26:33Yeah, he'll buy you a whole rack of WKDs.
26:36And he'll be like, here you go, babe.
26:39Yeah, but he's cool. I'm not fucking cool.
26:41You ain't gotta be cool.
26:43Just cos he's cool.
26:46Yeah, I reckon there's something...
26:48Look at that gap in the sky. It looks like a heart.
26:52Oh, yeah.
26:54That's it. The sky is telling me. I love Teddy. Well done.
26:56Yeah.
26:58Arm is a little bit broken at the bottom, though.
27:01Well...
27:02OK, that's cool. Good sky. Thanks for that sky.
27:06I've missed a few episodes,
27:08but I'm sure that all turned out absolutely fine.
27:18You'd think to get on Love Island,
27:20you'd need to be one of Britain's most accomplished grafters.
27:23Turns out nothing could be further from the truth.
27:27Give me a sec.
27:29Oh.
27:30Eyes by my eyes, I'm figuring it with G.
27:33Green.
27:34Nope.
27:35Gross.
27:35Nope.
27:42To be fair, it wasn't just Toby who was a little bit rusty.
27:46Basically, cos sometimes there's no lemon, right?
27:48Yeah.
27:49So if there's no lemon and you make green tea with honey,
27:52I'm not gonna want green tea with just honey,
27:54cos I like green tea with honey and lemon.
27:56Green tea with lemon and...
28:00Granite.
28:01Nope.
28:02Gravel.
28:15Gutter.
28:17How do I like my tea again?
28:19Lemon.
28:20Yeah.
28:21What's it?
28:22Honey?
28:22Honey?
28:23Honey?
28:24Yeah.
28:24Lemon, honey, peppermint?
28:27Okay.
28:27Oh, sorry.
28:29What has happened at the housing market?
28:30It's fucking gone mad where I live,
28:32so I should've bought...
28:33Well, no, I should've bought.
28:34But it's right, we live...
28:35Brought.
28:35Brought a house.
28:36Brought?
28:37Brought a house.
28:38What does that mean?
28:39Brought a house?
28:39Brought some food?
28:42Brought something?
28:43Brought something?
28:43When you buy something?
28:44That's bought.
28:45Brought something?
28:47Brought.
28:47That's what I said, no?
28:48No, you're saying brought.
28:54Guns.
28:55Guns?
28:56Where's guns?
28:56Yeah, they're Tyler's arms.
28:57They're guns.
28:59Nope.
29:03Brought.
29:04Brought.
29:05Brought.
29:06Brought.
29:06That's better.
29:08Brought.
29:08That's the same word, innit?
29:09Please don't tell me you're selling that to your customers.
29:12It's the same word, innit?
29:13Oh, fuck.
29:14Okay.
29:14Well, whatever.
29:15Who cares?
29:16The green tea with lemon and honey,
29:19or peppermint tea with honey.
29:21Trying to make my life difficult in the morning.
29:22I wake up in the morning,
29:23which one should I do?
29:25Ah, nah, this one or that one.
29:26I'm fucking it up.
29:27I'm making it simple.
29:28Here you go.
29:29I didn't want that one.
29:30I don't want this one.
29:31I wanted peppermint today.
29:33I give up.
29:34What is it?
29:34Glass.
29:36Fuck off.
29:36I fucking knew I was going to get that.
29:38That was a good one.
29:39It's literally the biggest piece of glass.
29:41Easy one.
29:42Easy?
29:42You didn't even fucking get it?
29:44Yeah, because I'm not thinking straight.
29:47Something beginning with G.
29:49Don't be too hard on him.
29:51Liam thought it was Janet.
29:58Here's an exclusive clip of Kaz
30:00weighing up her man options with her number one woman.
30:04Mehdi.
30:04Mehdi.
30:05Mehdi.
30:06Mehdi is on you.
30:07Like a fly on shit.
30:09Oh my God, that was rude.
30:10Like a horse on a carrot.
30:13Like, like a melted cheese on a pizza.
30:18I spoke French.
30:21I'm sorry.
30:21Can I just say that?
30:23In that moment, I was sitting there and I was like...
30:25Yeah, sexiest language ever.
30:26I was like, wow.
30:27The language of love.
30:28And I was trying to like repeat it.
30:29And the eye contact's very intense.
30:31I was just like...
30:32Like...
30:33I don't know what she was saying to me.
30:34Je ne sais quoi, monsieur.
30:36Mi amour, casa.
30:39Bon appétit.
30:40No, that's Italian.
30:42Is that Italian?
30:43Bon appétit.
30:44Bon appétit.
30:45All I know is...
30:48Yeah.
30:49Oh.
30:50It's a very soi, soi, soi.
30:52Yeah!
30:53You've got to explore to confirm.
30:55Yeah.
30:56That's what you've got to do.
30:57Explore...
30:57To confirm.
30:59Yeah.
31:00Explore...
31:00To confirm.
31:01Yeah.
31:02That's the stage.
31:03That's not cool, watch the last shit.
31:05One more time, one more time.
31:08Explore...
31:09To confirm.
31:10Yeah.
31:10Mm, mm, mm, mm.
31:13Explore to confirm?
31:15Not the best phrase you've come up with, Liberty.
31:17See, I prefer like a horse on a carrot.
31:27Here's an unseen bit, which I'm pretty sure our islanders
31:29would rather remain unseen.
31:31Hi, I'm sorry to yous.
31:33Want to do some dancing, do some steps.
31:35Do some little thing.
31:35Me and you, we'll do a little dance.
31:36I'll go on.
31:37What do you want?
31:38You do a little thingy, because I want to do some dancing.
31:42Stop it.
31:43He's going to get there.
31:44He's going to get there.
31:45You ain't seen nothing.
31:45Oh, I want to dance with somebody.
31:48Oh, I love that song.
31:49He has to be mum.
31:50I want to feel the heat with somebody.
31:52Yeah, I want to dance with somebody.
31:56With somebody who loves me.
32:00Oh, I want to dance with somebody.
32:02You guys are on the wrong way.
32:03I want to feel the heat with somebody.
32:06Catch me.
32:07Catch me, you can't, boy.
32:10With somebody who loves me.
32:13Yay.
32:16I'm certain there's a letter from the Dream Boys waiting for you at home, Jake.
32:20I'm even more certain it's a cease and desist.
32:32Here's some exclusive chat from the new National Treasures, Liberty and Kaz, in their favourite spot.
32:40A gecko?
32:41What the fuck is that?
32:41Oh, my God, it's a gecko.
32:43Oh, my God, no, look, it's cute.
32:44Are you joking me?
32:45Come to me, gecko.
32:46Cute.
32:47Gecko.
32:47Are you all right?
32:48No, it's a cute gecko.
32:49It jumped from there to there, that leeked.
32:52Yeah, but it's just a cute little mini lizard thing.
32:54Mini, that was like a crocodile.
32:58Would have snapped my head off.
33:02Oh, I smell a villa versus Casa more special.
33:07I'm sorry, what the fuck is that?
33:10Oh, my God, look at the size of it.
33:15Maybe if we put it in a cup or something.
33:16Yeah, you do that.
33:17Yeah, you do that.
33:19Oh, my God.
33:20Get it, get it, get it, get it.
33:21Put the cream under it, it's good.
33:23Well done, girl, come on, see you.
33:25Oh, my God.
33:27Someone open the door, please.
33:29I only have two hands.
33:33I also smell pure, unadulterated beer.
33:37Oh, my God, that massive thing.
33:39Ah, it's a rhino-beater.
33:41Oh, my God.
33:42Shit.
33:43No, it's not coming to me.
33:44Ah.
33:45It is, it is, it is, it is.
33:46What the fuck is it?
33:47It's literally right there.
33:51That's right, it's...
33:53I will just get scared by something.
33:56And she was, like, very much, like...
33:59Oh, you're so fucking...
34:00Oh, you're so fucking...
34:02Oh, shit.
34:03Look, it's a bug on steroids.
34:07Fucking hell.
34:07Whoa, whoa, whoa.
34:09I was prepared to die.
34:11I was prepared to die.
34:12If that would be on Green News, I wouldn't have had.
34:13I was prepared to die.
34:15Congratulations, Casamore, you win.
34:16A golden bug on steroids statuette is in the post.
34:26Here's an exclusive clip of Faye and Sam
34:28chatting about some bloke called Reg.
34:31My number plate's, um...
34:32Dodgy.
34:33No, it's not dodgy.
34:34Private.
34:35Yeah.
34:36I've got a private one.
34:36Oh, have you?
34:37What should I say?
34:39W7.
34:40YW.
34:41Willie, seven inches.
34:45You're pathetic, man.
34:46What?
34:46I do love a good number plate.
34:48My number plate's actually probably worth more than my car.
34:49What car have you got?
34:51Uh, BMW 330 GT.
34:56Why are you flexing that mad today?
34:57What are you trying to prove?
34:59Just so you know.
34:59I've got loads of money.
35:00My first car had a Voxel course of, like, a proper old one.
35:03Literally, the first day I was driving it.
35:05And you know the street signs that have two posts?
35:07The door was open, passing the door.
35:09And as I reversed, the sign was there.
35:11And it just went like, ah, just rip the door clean off.
35:13So I was driving home with the door like that, crying,
35:16because I had to tell my dad that my dad had a bullet.
35:18Was that the last time you cried then?
35:20Yeah, probably.
35:20Probably.
35:21My car, Reg, has Ian won.
35:23No reason.
35:24More Unseen Bits after the break.
35:27Time to give you lot at home the chance to win an epic £50,000,
35:31plus that holiday you spent lockdown dreaming about.
35:34Time to make it happen.
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35:39you and Vi Pals could be dusting off that beach towel
35:41and booking the getaway of your dreams worth up to £6,000.
35:45And you'll have two years to take it.
35:47Don't forget that there's that tax-free £50,000 waiting for you at home.
35:51For your chance to win the lot, just...
35:53Enter via the app or go to the website.
35:55Entries cost £2.
35:57Text LOVE to 6554.
35:59Text cost £2 plus one standard network rate message.
36:02Or post your name and number to LVE21 P.O. Box 7558.
36:08Derby DE1 0NQ.
36:11Entrance must be 18 or over.
36:12Paid entry routes close at 10am on Tuesday 31st of August.
36:16Good luck.
36:32Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits.
36:35Boys go loco, boys go savage, yo!
36:39I've been on a strict Love Island diet for the last five weeks.
36:42You've got very nice teeth.
36:44Are they your teeth?
36:45Of course I've my teeth.
36:47They're in my mouth.
36:50Six nights a week, I limit myself to an hour of juicy dating-based drama.
36:55Yeah, I'm sitting pretty chill.
36:56Pretty easy going.
36:57Yeah, I'm massively easy going.
36:59I don't even do a weekly shop of groceries
37:02because I don't know what I'm going to want to eat each day.
37:04But today is my cheat day.
37:07PMA.
37:09What's PMA?
37:10Positive mood gratitude.
37:11Yeah, well, bottle of PMA.
37:15That means I can let rip engorge on as much silly, trivial island action as I want.
37:21Mary, you will no longer be scared of bugs.
37:25Any bugs that fly your way, you will no longer be scared.
37:31Done!
37:32Done.
37:32I hypnotised you.
37:34Hit me with it, wasp.
37:35I've got no bugs.
37:36Be warned, once you start, it's very hard to stop.
37:40Off the top, bro!
37:41He's not going to do it!
37:43He's not going to do it!
37:44Don't do it!
37:45Don't do it!
37:45Don't do it!
37:46Don't do it!
37:47Don't do it!
37:47Oh!
37:51It's crazy!
37:52It's crazy!
37:53There's never been seen before!
37:55It's crazy!
37:58Nine, two, three...
38:08Here's an exclusive clip from Casa Moore where the boys were taking time off from playing
38:12dares and kissing by doing some kissing and playing dares.
38:16They can't put it in. Go on, Teddy. Go on, Teddy.
38:19And just... Because he's got some energy on his lips, quick, now.
38:23How can you sleep to this noise?
38:26Is she then...? I'm trying to imagine sleeping.
38:29Do you snore? No. Is it?
38:32I don't. I sometimes talk in my sleep, though.
38:34I feel like you could probably have a conversation with me if I'm sleeping.
38:37Wait, shh, shh, wait.
38:44You guys all right there, yeah? Yeah.
38:46I need my bottle, though. I need my water.
38:48I'll grab my water in a moment.
38:49Hold on.
38:56What? What is he just kissing him?
38:58He tried to?
39:00What the f*** is going on?
39:05What the f*** is going on?
39:10Did he kiss him?
39:11No, he moves his head off.
39:14Oh, my God.
39:15Oh, my God.
39:16He almost...
39:16I knew he was visualized.
39:18Wait.
39:19He's getting closer and closer.
39:21What the f***?
39:22You've got to run downstairs.
39:24Live, I miss you.
39:25Live, I miss you.
39:25Yeah, just keep going.
39:27Run down to the door.
39:28And scream.
39:29Run down to the door, then run back up.
39:30And say it like you want her to hear you.
39:32Live, I miss you.
39:33No, you'll never miss you.
39:35Slower, slower and louder.
39:36Live, I miss you.
39:38What are you trying to get out of it?
39:40There's a fly or something.
39:41Live, I miss you!
39:43Live, I miss you!
39:45Live, I miss you!
39:47Live, I miss you!
39:48Live, I miss you!
39:54One time with it.
39:57Live, I miss you!
39:59See you!
40:01Live, I miss you!
40:05Oh, they've had such a lovely holiday.
40:07Hope they remember to send a postcard.
40:19Stop all the clocks.
40:22Cut off the telephone.
40:24And watch the Islanders struggle for an answer to a very simple question.
40:29It's time for...
40:32Beecho Bonanza!
40:34Whoo!
40:36This week, we asked our Islanders for their favourite inspirational quote.
40:40Hello.
40:41I feel like inspirational quotes is a bit of me.
40:45Abby actually nicknames me Gandhi because I'm always coming out with them.
40:49Inspirational quote.
40:51Oh, OK.
40:52Actually, I have got...
40:54Better out than in, I always say.
40:57I don't even live by quotes.
40:59I just do me.
40:59Do you know what I mean?
41:01I always say, oh, that's gone down like a cup of cold sick.
41:04Because it's just...
41:06Imagine it.
41:08Oh!
41:09Drake has said so many things that I've just thought...
41:12Ah!
41:15Prepare.
41:16No, wait.
41:17Can we get some Beyonce going?
41:18You know when Beyonce wrote Irreplaceable, right?
41:21Prepare.
41:23No, if you fail to prepare...
41:25Beyonce is life.
41:26I'm part of the beehive, you know.
41:28If you fail to prepare for something, then just prepare yourself that you're going to fail.
41:35Carpe diem.
41:36Seize the day.
41:38That's a solid one.
41:40I'll be honest, I'm not really very inspired by quotes.
41:43I think they're a load of fucking gobbledygooks.
41:46Live, laugh, laughter.
41:47What is that?
41:48I don't even know it.
41:49Like, loads of people get these shit, like, tattooed on them, don't they?
41:53Like...
41:53Right here, it says, dream like you'll live forever.
41:57When you're going through hell, just keep going.
42:02I might not be your cup of tea, but if I am your cup of tea, I'm your glass of
42:06champagne.
42:09It is what it is.
42:12That's what we all say.
42:15Eyes on a prize, boys.
42:18What if Neil Armstrong said something about steps?
42:21Right?
42:22Oh, it's on my bloody bedroom wall as well, man.
42:27One small step from...
42:32Kelly Clarkson.
42:33What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
42:36Get in.
42:37Yes.
42:38Remember, it all started from a mouse.
42:44I'm here inspired, because I bloody am.
42:50I'm going to put them all on my kitchen wall immediately.
42:53See you next time for another edition of...
42:55Meet your bonanza!
43:02Remember Liberty's mantra from earlier?
43:05Explore to confirm.
43:07Well, Kaz has taken her advice, and in this unseen bit, she's busy exploring Matthew.
43:12I think I've got such a ginger beard.
43:16He's not bad.
43:18That's Irish coming out of me.
43:19Pardon?
43:20That's Irish coming out of me.
43:22The Irish coming out of you.
43:23You had a breath.
43:24Do you want to do an Irish accent?
43:26Go for it.
43:26I want to hear it.
43:27Go for it.
43:28I want to hear it.
43:29That's good.
43:30I think so.
43:31Where in Ireland are you from?
43:32Like, northern.
43:33Like, 40 minutes south of Belfast?
43:37Yeah.
43:38St. Patrick's buried in the town I'm from.
43:40Yeah, go on.
43:41So...
43:41Oh, thank you.
43:42So, is St. Patrick's an actual town?
43:45Don Patrick is.
43:46Don Patrick's.
43:47Don Patrick's.
43:47Don Patrick, yeah.
43:48Don Patrick.
43:49Down.
43:49Down.
43:50Down.
43:51Down.
43:53Down.
43:54Down.
43:54So, Down Patrick's is an area in Ireland.
43:58It's a tiny town, like 20,000 people.
44:01Oh, wow.
44:01That's where St. Patrick's State originated from.
44:04Well, I don't know if it originated there, but that's where he supposedly buried.
44:07Oh.
44:09He's dead.
44:10You got two cents in.
44:11Oh.
44:12Where's your best St. Patrick's Day?
44:15I haven't done anything on St. Patrick's Day ever in my life.
44:19Seriously?
44:19Yeah.
44:20Why?
44:20All I see is people's pictures on Instagram about St. Patrick's Day.
44:23I don't even know what, like, it's celebrated.
44:26I just know it's green luck.
44:28Well, it's just a day to drink, really, like.
44:30Yeah.
44:31My mom told me all for saying that.
44:33For what, saying it's just a day to drink?
44:34She's really Catholic, like...
44:35What is it?
44:36What is it actually?
44:37It's like the...
44:38It celebrates St. Patrick and stuff, you know?
44:41Patron's Day of Ireland.
44:42I actually don't know anything.
44:43You don't know me?
44:44The only thing I know about St. Patrick's Day is that it's called St. Patrick's Day.
44:48St. Patrick's Day.
44:48That's all I know.
44:48He got rid of all the snakes out of Ireland.
44:51So what, there's no snakes?
44:52No snakes.
44:53That's why I'm still there.
44:54You suck.
44:55You suck.
44:57I like that.
44:59Can they do that to the pillow?
45:02Can that happen over here, please?
45:05A fourth century Irish patron saint would be an impressive bombshell.
45:10Even by our standards.
45:17Right, here's one last unseen bit from the girls.
45:20Before we watch it, I just want to say I think Abby has impeccable taste.
45:25I love the Saturdays there, the unseen bits.
45:27They're my favourite days.
45:28They're the funny bits and you actually get to see.
45:30What is the bits that you get to see?
45:31It's called Unseen Bits and it's just everyone just fucking about doing silly shit.
45:36They're the best episodes.
45:38How are they?
45:39I wonder what we do.
45:40Oh girls, you literally just missed an episode.
45:42You'll have to get it on catch up.
45:54Bye.
45:57Bye.
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