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00:05Mysterious.
00:13Where are you taking me?
00:25Nice try!
00:26Didn't you check the license plate?
00:28I'm sorry, I was busy sourcing a hundred yards of dog leashes.
00:31What happened to my car?
00:33Run.
00:36Attention all trucks, you are never gonna guess what I'm about to tell you.
00:40Oh my god, are we merging precincts again?
00:42No. Guys, there is a new movie coming out about animal control.
00:45And the star really wants to play the role accurately, so he's coming here today to shadow one of you!
00:51Oh yeah? Well, washed up box office boys and cancelled wannabe wants to grace him.
00:54It's Bradley Boyd.
00:55Bradley Boyd? The action star of the defuser franchise? The only thing he can't defuse...
01:01Is himself!
01:02Is himself, yeah!
01:04Because he's a live wire. See, it works on two levels.
01:06No, I get it. I get it.
01:08He's gonna shadow me. I claim it. And I will fight anyone on this, especially Templeton.
01:12Hey Emily, any other big announcements you want to make today over the radio?
01:17I don't know. I think having a movie star at the office is pretty neato mosquito.
01:21Americans are so obsessed with celebrities. Nobody bothers famous people in New Zealand.
01:25That's because you don't have any.
01:27Yeah, we do. And when I see Brian Sargent at the fish and chip shop, I leave him alone.
01:31Hello? He played Trevor the rat and made the fables.
01:35Totally, totally, totally.
01:36Um, hey Templeton, can I see you in my office for a second?
01:39Uh, actually anything you have to say to me, you can say loudly to all.
01:43Okay, well your prescriptions are at Bettany's desk, but I'd prefer if you stop forwarding them to the office.
01:48No, no.
01:48They get mixed in with the dog meds and all of the dogs are aroused.
01:53Copy.
01:54Oh, hi.
01:58Maffle time, maffle time.
02:00Hey, do you know why Templeton's so pouty today?
02:03I checked and no swimsuit models from the 80s recently passed, so.
02:07I think he was hoping you would say something about his birthday.
02:10It's his birthday? Today? Why didn't someone say something?
02:13Well, Daisy would've, but she's on her Beatlemania cruise.
02:16She keeps sending me pictures of herself in the octopus's garden.
02:18It's really just a swimming pool.
02:19Oh, man, I have to make it up to him.
02:21I'm supposed to pretend to love everyone the same, like a stepmom with three new kids.
02:25You got a stepmom.
02:2811am waffles. Oh, I miss those. Used to be my thing.
02:32I don't know if you noticed or not, but I've been trying to tighten the cage.
02:35Oh, yeah, man, that thing is padlocked.
02:37Got this family reunion coming up. Going on a 10-day juice cleanse to kind of get across the finish
02:41line.
02:42So it's 10 days. Just juice. No solids. Maybe the occasional nut milk.
02:47You know I love a challenge. If you want somebody to paddle down the juice river with you, I'm there.
02:52No, I don't think you understand. See, I had to mentally prepare for this thing for weeks.
02:55It would just break you.
02:58Dude, I was nearly an Olympic athlete. I bet I'd last longer than you.
03:02You throwing down the gauntlet?
03:03Oh, I think it's been thrown.
03:05My middle name is self-control.
03:07It's on.
03:09Yeah, it is.
03:10But not for money because Maya gets upset.
03:16Oh, for God's sake. He's an actor, not the Pope.
03:19He disarmed the Pope and diffused her for white smoke, black smoke.
03:22He's here. Bradley Boyd, he's here.
03:26Damn it, that's mine.
03:27You can't hold a post.
03:28Public domain.
03:29Hey, high five.
03:31Um, everyone, I'd like to introduce you to Mr. Bradley Boyd.
03:37It is an honor.
03:39Hi, Frank Shaw, former detective.
03:41I don't typically gush, but, uh, I like your movies.
03:44Frank is one of our most capable officers, and he'll be showing you around today.
03:48Now, my knowledge of animals is limited.
03:50Even though I did diffuse an exploding python in a TikTok promo.
03:54I know you're used to a lot of action, but get ready to see some crazy stuff.
03:57I'm talking apex predators.
04:00You.
04:01I love your energy, baby.
04:06Straight guys are so gay.
04:12Oh, you caught me on groin day.
04:15You're gonna gawk, at least throw me a tip.
04:18So, I just came to say, um, happy birthday, Templeton.
04:21Uh, sorry I didn't give you a shout out this morning, but we made you a card.
04:27On copy paper?
04:28Yeah.
04:28With one signature from all of us?
04:31This card wasn't passed around.
04:33This card has zero passage.
04:34Oh, okay.
04:35It's a little harsh, but you are right.
04:38You deserve more.
04:40You know, at the 2-3 we used to write and perform poems for birthdays?
04:43Odes, epics, typical 2-2 behavior to half-ass my special day on purpose.
04:48No, no, no, it wasn't on purpose.
04:49Can you please let me make it up to you?
04:51Okay, show up to the multipurpose room tonight for my dip party.
04:54Uh, like, like dipping tobacco?
04:57Gross.
04:57No.
04:58Sharing dips with my closest friends, beans, spinach artichoke,
05:01snickerdoodle hummus dessert.
05:02Yum.
05:03And I will be there.
05:04I'll bring guacamole.
05:06Yawn.
05:07Don't forget to bring lots of neutral crackers.
05:09I can do that.
05:11Love your workout.
05:13Sorry the gerbil call took so long.
05:15I mean, we do have to weigh them though.
05:17It's protocol.
05:19Yeah, I apologize for being so skittish.
05:21Gotta bring that up with my chakra guy.
05:23Could be a blockage.
05:24You know I rescued 24 animals in 24 hours.
05:26How would I know that?
05:27Watch out!
05:28Future handbag coming through.
05:29I'm kidding.
05:30Yeah, I had to wrestle this guy off an unlicensed street performer.
05:33My place got quite the show.
05:35How did you get the call?
05:36I usually handle the bitey stuff.
05:37Because it wasn't a call.
05:38I just saw it and I took initiative.
05:39Oh, you know what?
05:40My trainer says initiative is the first step to doing something.
05:44Yeah.
05:45Do you want me to take his math tape off so you can get a pic with your head in
05:47there?
05:47Yes, I would love that.
05:52Ooh.
05:53Sitting down already.
05:54Just a little double vision, but other than that, it's all good.
05:59Mmm.
06:00Yeah, your body's detoxing from all the sugar you had at breakfast.
06:03Whatever.
06:04It's called hyper slough.
06:05Pretty common for the all prepared.
06:08Mmm.
06:10Dead man wobbling.
06:11Hey.
06:12My dad's a dead man.
06:13You take that back.
06:14I said what I said.
06:20I shouldn't have had so many fudge sickles last night.
06:23Hey.
06:23I need your help.
06:24Clear the annex kennel and your conscience.
06:26Okay.
06:27I am a weak but willing partner.
06:29Can I bring my juice?
06:31Is that a painting of you?
06:33Talk to my grandpa.
06:34He was painted when weight equated to great wealth.
06:41Little dog on the loose, he's out for blood!
06:44Careful!
06:44It's a dangerous animal.
06:46Thankfully, so am I.
06:54He's shooting dog treats!
06:56That's badass!
07:00She's eating!
07:01Frank!
07:07Consider the situation diffused.
07:10What?
07:11Frank, that was epic!
07:13Give me a glimpse into your insides.
07:15What are the feels like in that moment?
07:17Does the wind feel?
07:18It just is, right?
07:20Damn it, that's beautiful.
07:21I wish we could go deeper, but I have to get to set.
07:24You know what?
07:25You should come with me.
07:27I have to work, but I can quit.
07:29You're riding the back of a Kia Soul?
07:31I'm just messing.
07:32It's a Lambo.
07:33With the butterfly doors?
07:34Hell yeah.
07:35I mean, yeah, we can take yours.
07:36All right, let's go.
07:42Frank!
07:43Free!
07:44It's all free.
07:45What are you doing here?
07:46It's guest of talent only.
07:47Yeah, the abominator invited me after he bagged that came in.
07:49Oh, he was just being nice.
07:51You should probably go before you embarrass yourself.
07:52No, he sent a car and there was a driver standing with an iPad that said Victoria.
07:56Don't be jealous.
07:59All right, let's get it quiet on set.
08:02You still hungry?
08:03Because that can bring you a pail of corn nuts.
08:05Hey, Natty Baby, you hear me?
08:06Yeah.
08:07I'm going to try something on this one, all right?
08:09Stay on your toes.
08:10You got it, Bradley Boyd!
08:12Action!
08:17When you said this was single source, was that source the garbage?
08:22He kind of sounds like you.
08:24Mechanic hero, get a decent cup of joe, capture 24 animals in 24 hours.
08:30Oh, yeah.
08:31That's definitely you.
08:32Oh, this movie's going to be even better than I thought.
08:35Ah, damn it.
08:39What is this?
08:40Shred Taylor arranged this.
08:41And make sure that we had extra al pastor.
08:44That's my favorite.
08:46But tell the Strand, go to hell, go straight to hell!
08:48Who's weak now, bitch?
08:50Sorry, sorry I'm hungry, sorry.
08:51You know, you were supposed to help me, not sabotage me with juicy, spitting meats, and
08:55oh my god, is that a horchata bar?
08:56Well, you stepped in me with the competition.
08:58I'm going to step right back, brother, until we're stepping all over each other's toes
09:01and stuff.
09:02Quesadillas are secos away!
09:04I'm going to go lock myself in the kennel, and I hope the smell of urine is overwhelming.
09:09I'm on a cleanse!
09:10Hey, uh, great stuff out there.
09:13Um, you know, uh, Victoria said something funny.
09:15She said you were doing an impression on her?
09:17Keen eye that one.
09:18But I need to work on your mannerisms.
09:20Oh, well, um, I'm known for my posture.
09:23I'm 6'3", but, uh, I read 6'6".
09:25I cross my arms a lot, both to judge people and keep myself warm.
09:30What else?
09:30Um, your knitted brow indicates both intelligence and a cynical skepticism towards the world.
09:37Mm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
09:42The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious hat.
09:47The Rum Tum Tugger is a terrible boy!
09:51I always wondered what it was like to hang out with me. This was great.
09:55This has been so helpful.
09:56I've been trying to put my finger on the essence of this character, and I finally have it.
10:01he's a dick well i don't know if i call him that i mean he probably gardens reads literature maybe
10:09a brown cat dad okay i like this he uses his sarcasm to protect himself okay yeah yeah that's
10:14what he does hey um i'm full let's go oh so you're ready to go you sure you don't want
10:20to crunch your
10:21way to the next scene too well i had to do something your scene was so boring probably
10:24went over your head i assume you spent your school years under the bleachers i would be
10:27definitive that wasn't entirely true uh in high school my principal allowed me to call him by
10:33his first name jeffrey i have a movie related question how do you smash a glass bottle over
10:38someone's head without them bleeding out oh he can't tell you that it's one of the many secrets
10:42of the silver screen we use sugar glass huh you fascinate me i'm gonna see a prop i'll send you
10:50over a six-pack wait is he into you wait are you into him no he's a stupid celebrity i
10:59just like
11:00being here because it's not work uh you're in my chair move also am i a dick yeah massive
11:08i don't know why you only wear this on laundry day i mean this is peak emily i look like
11:13i went
11:13swimming in a lost and found wait you have to throw away ketchup too it's all a temptation all right
11:17you
11:17were this close to turning into a cartoon turkey leg really yeah oh no no oh i totally forgot about
11:24templeton's dip party thing i'm gonna be late late and not 10 minutes early late we still have to get
11:29to all the salsas oh yeah i need that actually okay bye bye not a great turnout hey what are
11:39you doing
11:39look at your hair in there you don't have a hair net on disgusting oh my gosh i'm so sorry
11:44i'm late
11:44there was um traffic there was there was cars and save it save it okay i already missed the toast
11:49and the roast and the birthday spankings not to mention you're dressed like a common subway flasher
11:53okay a flasher would never wear as big of underwear as i have on right now so you know you
11:57say you want
11:58this happy merger of the precincts yeah you don't even show up for one of your key officer special days
12:02where are the tutu losers where are they oh oh i know you probably didn't invite them well i didn't
12:07realize i was supposed to you don't realize much do you like you're plummeting approval ratings what
12:11yeah i did a survey monkey okay let me guess these people are the only ones who filled it out
12:16these people do you see what i'm shielding you from she like this all the time i'm just using
12:20plural pronouns don't agitate them you're right i shouldn't make this about them because it's about
12:23me and you don't like me and that's why you dissed me on my special day not for nothing but
12:27you're not
12:28pulling off those basketball shorts yes i am you don't know fashion okay i i am pulling them off
12:33you know what tupleton you're right i don't like you and why would i you're crude you're disrespectful
12:38and you've said from day one that you're coming for my job so i did not forget your birthday on
12:41purpose but maybe there was some kind of subconscious thing going on because most of the time you act
12:45like such a dic oh you can't say the k k i'm sorry team for swearing i'm just gonna go
12:53but i'm taking
12:54this with me and i made you a really nice salsa a pico de gallo so pico de bio director
13:01said you
13:01wanted to speak with me specifically not victoria what's up supposed to release this rehabilitated
13:06eagle right but he just stands on my arm there's no spark and i mean we supposedly you know just
13:13saved a school bus together well chemistry's tricky you can't fake it that's why 50 of all
13:18eagle marriages end in divorce damn well let me know if you think of something okay oh and by the
13:24way uh what's your vacation policy i mean is a two-week trip to san sebastian and the guards
13:28well uh i uh between vacation days uh sick days and inventing dead relatives i can make any trip
13:35work awesome now i'm thinking about flying victoria over on the pj for the tempranillo harvest
13:40friendly oh
13:44uh back to your earlier question uh look at eagle straight in the eye they respond very well to
13:51unbroken eye contact i can do that okay we're framed and action looks like those kids are gonna get to
14:01recess after all
14:13why would he eat it and take an eyesight bird on purpose who knows he's an actor
14:18i didn't put him in the hospital the eagle did i mean the bird didn't even touch him he had
14:22an
14:22anxiety attack and is now refusing to go back to work because you told him to stare down a bird
14:26of
14:26prey now the entire movie is on hold seattle needs this frank this could be the next sleepless
14:31well technically you've got mail was the next sleepless all right i need you to go down to
14:34the hotel apologize to bradley and get him back to set no he called me a dick okay well the
14:39mayor's
14:40media liaison is really breathing down my neck for this one so now i'm breathing down yours okay but
14:45are we going to address this slanderous name he called me well one way to prove that you're not a
14:50no is to hatton hand yourself down to the presidential suite and just get this movie back on track
14:54please okay fine i'll run your little errand and it's not my fault that sardonic wick goes over
15:01all these morons heads okay yeah i heard it i'm officially over the hump i'm post food i don't
15:10even need this if the cashew fits post food really yeah oh great so you wouldn't mind if i did
15:15this
15:15no no no no no no no of course i mind don't you know false bravado when you hear it
15:21you're really
15:22losing it man so i guess you wouldn't mind if i did this of course i mind i didn't even
15:26bluff that
15:27i didn't i'm so hungry that i'm nauseous you know what makes me nauseous the way you prance around
15:32the office like you're the world's most charming boy well you're a grumpy old man who always needs a
15:36nap stop having kids if you hate him so much at least i can have kids that's right i know
15:40all about
15:40your frozen rooster perez hilton was wrong about my rooster it works just fine
15:49we're insulting each other's penises i'm out you win any trail mix no don't do that
15:56don't do that i'm not gonna let you give up i can't i can't do it look at me you
16:04can't do it yes
16:04you can because i can't either but together we can do anything she's dogs for life
16:13she's dogs for life god our grip strength is so weak so let me guess your boss made you come
16:19down
16:19here to apologize it's a good guess just like on diffuser 4 when you had to guess which wire to
16:23cut
16:24wait that was all those movies i just gotta ask frankie why huh why did you put me in danger
16:30like
16:30that i didn't like the inaccurate way you were portraying my industry you don't handcuff the
16:36animals and read them their rights some of them don't understand english no that's not it see i am
16:42in you now i am in your psyche something else is motivating your vindictive choices no get out of
16:48my psyche stop it what was it jealousy greed unrequited love whoa that bidet is crazy oh hi you're here
17:03oh nice little bang hang yeah yeah i feel that anyway um sorry about the bird um see it work
17:13i'll put the do not disturb sign up as i leave okay hey i just uh i wanted to apologize
17:22uh for last
17:23night even though our relationship is terrible yeah it's not great but i mean that's partly my fault
17:30i should never have gotten personal with you last night i knew what i signed up for when i agreed
17:34to
17:34work for a female i'm trying to apologize here i mean it's not like you didn't say some things too
17:38right kind of a two-way street i guess i can have some big feelings on my special day my
17:44mom didn't
17:45believe in celebrating birthdays yet there was always a cake on flag day well you know i promise
17:51to make better birthday memories for you starting right now um attention everyone i would like to
17:56publicly acknowledge the belated birthday of our very own templeton dudge who we're so lucky to have
18:02and if you wouldn't mind following me into the kitchen i'm a little surprise waiting happy
18:07birthday to you happy birthday to you why are we stopping let's keep going happy no what the heck
18:18you guys i'm so sorry we're so sorry i've got a friend for the week look away you're looking at
18:22really twisting the knife on my special day boss well that's how you want to play it game on
18:27no no no no no no no templeton this wasn't on purpose i'm sorry victoria
18:34you and bradley so falling under the spell of a celebrity it's pretty american of you
18:38and i ate my body weight and peanut butter in my name it's pretty american of me
18:42well i think that movie's gonna be a bust i mean his impression of me is right you're right his
18:47impression of you is way off because you were amazing last night it was hard
18:58hey shrey i would have never eaten that cake if it wasn't for you
19:01patel no what are you doing that was my partner now who's gonna give me my coffee
19:06no we are civilized people please stop fighting no oh my god i'm calling 9-1-1
19:13gotcha it's sugar glass from props department uh-huh then then why is frank bleeding
19:20wait wait frank are you okay whoa fake blood nice
19:24nope no i i bet you might turn my father and this is why we don't play with movie props
19:29at the office
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