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She's Not Homeless, She's Healer Goddess
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00:00:01� ecuador que buscan mi favor
00:00:06tortura
00:00:07la defensa del tomón
00:00:41¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:01:07¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:01:30¡Sackless coward would hit a puppy and run!
00:01:35Aw, it's okay, little guy.
00:01:38I'll fix you right up.
00:01:44Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:48We're juvenile.
00:01:53See?
00:01:54Good as the day you can kick him out of your mother's womb.
00:01:59Come on, Cleo.
00:02:00Let's go.
00:02:13Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:02:16Please.
00:02:17My brother's been in a coma the last two years.
00:02:21We have no idea what the illness is.
00:02:23If anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely.
00:02:26The Elizander Armstrong.
00:02:27His military family basically owns the entire global stock market.
00:02:32He's so hot.
00:02:34Does he come with the money?
00:02:35Yes.
00:02:36He'll even marry you if you can cure him.
00:02:38Money, fame, power.
00:02:40It's all yours.
00:02:46Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:02:48Yes.
00:02:49Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
00:02:52Oh, I have another call coming in.
00:02:55Grandma!
00:02:56I'm dying!
00:02:58Save me, Trixie!
00:03:00Grandma?
00:03:02Grandma.
00:03:03When are you getting married?
00:03:05I'm already 100 years old.
00:03:07I'm going to keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
00:03:09And Butch is still on deployment, so that's why I haven't been married yet.
00:03:16Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:22We're talking about my brother's life.
00:03:24I don't have time for jokes.
00:03:27No!
00:03:36Please go feed your dog, Miss.
00:03:38Don't let it starve like you.
00:03:39Oh, kind stranger.
00:03:41Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:03:44Grant me a wish?
00:03:45That's you can barely feed yourself.
00:03:47The downfall of humanity.
00:03:48It all starts with the loss of faith.
00:03:51What?
00:03:52Oh, jeez.
00:03:53This has given me a migraine.
00:03:55Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?
00:03:58I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
00:04:01Okay.
00:04:02Uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness.
00:04:06Can you do that?
00:04:07I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
00:04:11Cleo, stay right here for a second.
00:04:13Don't go too far, Cleo.
00:04:18Hold still.
00:04:25What?
00:04:26My migraine's gone.
00:04:28Okay, then let's go.
00:04:29If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you.
00:04:32Come on.
00:04:32Come on.
00:04:33Oh!
00:04:47How is he?
00:04:48What is the diagnosis?
00:04:50Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.
00:04:53I'm sorry.
00:04:54I don't know what this is.
00:04:56I heard you're the queen of medicine?
00:04:57You're supposed to be one of the best.
00:04:59Don't worry, General.
00:05:00I'm the angel herbalist, and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.
00:05:05I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.
00:05:26I have no clue what this is.
00:05:30Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all.
00:05:35That's why we saved the best for last.
00:05:37Me, the witch doctor.
00:05:39I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:05:52He's not budging.
00:05:53There's no movement.
00:05:54Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this
00:05:59is.
00:06:01Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors.
00:06:03They've tried all these methods, and they've all failed.
00:06:06If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.
00:06:12Who?
00:06:15The goddess of healing.
00:06:19Wait a second.
00:06:21You're not talking about the legendary goddess, you.
00:06:23That's correct.
00:06:25Her right rewrites the rond, and her left leaves the bereft.
00:06:30That's her motto.
00:06:31It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals.
00:06:34We are nothing compared to her.
00:06:36She is eccentric and elusive.
00:06:40No one has ever seen her before.
00:06:41If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son, I don't care if I go
00:06:47bankrupt.
00:06:48I will find her.
00:06:49James, come.
00:06:51Put out a bounty.
00:06:53To the entire world.
00:06:54Whoever finds the goddess healer will get her five million dollars.
00:06:58There's no need.
00:07:13I'll save your son.
00:07:16Who the hell is she?
00:07:18Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
00:07:20She's gonna save your brother?
00:07:22Don't be ridiculous.
00:07:23How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:07:27Exactly.
00:07:27God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
00:07:31She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
00:07:34Ew, she even brought a filthy dog with her.
00:07:38I bet it has fleas.
00:07:40That flea-infested, dirty thing is your companion.
00:07:44Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:07:50Don't touch him.
00:07:54They say don't judge a book by its cover,
00:07:56but I can see from all your faces that you've failed.
00:07:59So step aside.
00:08:01I'll take it from here.
00:08:02Could you hold this?
00:08:04Ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:08:05You're not gonna touch my son.
00:08:07I'm the richest tycoon in this country
00:08:10and a former general.
00:08:11I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:08:14I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs
00:08:17on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash.
00:08:20Who knows what an unskilled, poor girl like her
00:08:23would do for some.
00:08:24A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage
00:08:27of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:08:30Ew.
00:08:32Disgusting.
00:08:33Go back to being a prostitute.
00:08:35Security!
00:08:35Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now.
00:08:39Let's go.
00:08:40If you throw me out,
00:08:41you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:08:47Sir, we are at our wit's end
00:08:49trying to find a cure for Master Lysander
00:08:50and to no avail.
00:08:52Maybe we should give her a try?
00:08:55You can always deal with her later
00:08:56if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:08:58All right, I'll give you a shot.
00:09:01But I warn you, if you fail,
00:09:03I'll have your and your dog's head
00:09:05mounted on my wall.
00:09:07Is that any way to ask for help?
00:09:10You'd be blessed to have me.
00:09:11And I'm only here to repay
00:09:13your younger son's kindness.
00:09:15But since I'm not welcome here,
00:09:18I'll leave.
00:09:20Devin, come find me
00:09:21when you have a different wish.
00:09:22No, Miss Trixie.
00:09:24My brother is a hero to me.
00:09:26I can't lose him.
00:09:28Well, if he's a hero to you,
00:09:32then that means he must be a good person.
00:09:34My brother's a war hero
00:09:36who single-handedly saved this country
00:09:37from a terrorist attack.
00:09:38Also, he's great with puppies.
00:09:40He'd make a great husband.
00:09:44Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:46As if the number one hottest
00:09:4830 under 30 would even dream
00:09:50of marrying a penniless bum like you.
00:09:52Only a lunatic would be crazy enough
00:09:54to marry her.
00:09:55I mean, look at her.
00:09:56Even if she cleaned herself up,
00:09:58you couldn't find an ounce
00:10:00of femininity on her.
00:10:01Only those cuts from the lowest ranks
00:10:03were bigger over such trivial matters.
00:10:06Continue wasting your time.
00:10:08But I'm saving this patient.
00:10:19Oh, okay.
00:10:22What's happening?
00:10:24What are we doing?
00:10:35What the hell are you doing?
00:10:39I knew she was a perv!
00:10:41She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
00:10:44Do you all not know that sweat can tell you
00:10:46everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:10:47Are you insane?
00:10:48Security, smash her face in for licking my son!
00:10:53He's born with congenital heart disease,
00:10:55has a peanut allergy,
00:10:56and the condition he has is called
00:10:58endogenic cryomorphie.
00:11:00Yeah, right.
00:11:01I mean, no way you got all that
00:11:02just from licking him.
00:11:04Oh, okay.
00:11:05I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:11:07I even have the badge of universal medicine
00:11:10right here.
00:11:11And I've never heard of
00:11:13endo-cryo-
00:11:15What?
00:11:16What?
00:11:18This?
00:11:25Is worth nothing
00:11:26when I have the real thing right here.
00:11:28What?
00:11:29What?
00:11:30So you think that this
00:11:31crummy walking stick of yours
00:11:33is what?
00:11:34The rod of a sepulius?
00:11:36Why don't you go back
00:11:37to the homeless asylum
00:11:38where you came from
00:11:39if you're going to be this delusional?
00:11:41I agree.
00:11:41I mean, even if she does
00:11:43solve this medical mystery,
00:11:45what is the point
00:11:46as of doctors
00:11:47who have studied for years?
00:11:49We are all certified.
00:11:51But Lysander does have
00:11:52congenital heart disease.
00:11:54She's right about everything.
00:11:58Yeah, but
00:11:59if she just throws out
00:12:00a bunch of fake diagnoses,
00:12:02one of them is bound to be right.
00:12:03And again,
00:12:04there is no such thing
00:12:05as endo-cryo-what-what!
00:12:07Endogenic cryomorphie.
00:12:08Oh.
00:12:09And of course,
00:12:09none of you have heard of it.
00:12:10Because I just discovered it.
00:12:13This condition only affects
00:12:15those with both
00:12:15CHD and a peanut allergy.
00:12:17The chances are
00:12:18a billion to one.
00:12:19A hundred times rarer
00:12:20than winning the lottery.
00:12:22But lucky for you all,
00:12:23you've hit the jackpot
00:12:24by finding me.
00:12:27What a bunch of baloney.
00:12:28I mean,
00:12:29you wouldn't be homeless
00:12:30if you were
00:12:31actually any good.
00:12:33Precisely.
00:12:34You are just
00:12:35a scamming prostitute.
00:12:36You don't compare
00:12:37to meet us
00:12:38who actually studied
00:12:40real medicine.
00:12:41I bet you were
00:12:43too poor
00:12:43to go to real medical school.
00:12:45Oh, so she went
00:12:46to the super circus
00:12:47instead.
00:12:49And now she's here
00:12:50putting on this clown show
00:12:51coming up with fake diseases,
00:12:53which mean nothing
00:12:54if you can't wake him up.
00:12:56Is that supposed to be
00:12:58a challenge?
00:12:59Oh, yeah.
00:13:01If you three incompetent
00:13:02doormats want to show me up,
00:13:04I think you all should
00:13:06grow parts of your brain back.
00:13:07Which, by the way,
00:13:09that condition is called
00:13:10an encephaly.
00:13:11What is that supposed to mean?
00:13:13It means you're being
00:13:14schooled by me
00:13:14and I'm about to walk
00:13:16all over your medical licensees.
00:13:19Then let's have a bet.
00:13:21If you can't heal him,
00:13:24we'll break your hands.
00:13:26And then you can't pretend
00:13:29to have healing hands anymore.
00:13:32These hands have saved
00:13:34more lives
00:13:35than all three of you combined.
00:13:37You're that desperate
00:13:38to get rid of your competition,
00:13:40huh?
00:13:40Miss Trixie,
00:13:41don't risk your hands
00:13:42for them.
00:13:43There's too many lives at stake.
00:13:47Don't worry.
00:13:48I got this.
00:13:51It's a deal.
00:13:53I'll save Lysander Armstrong.
00:13:56No one is dying on my watch.
00:14:04Lysander Armstrong has been
00:14:05in a vegetative state
00:14:06for two years.
00:14:11Are you stopping me
00:14:12because you're scared
00:14:13I'd actually succeed?
00:14:15Homeless or not,
00:14:16if you save my son,
00:14:17I'll give you everything.
00:14:27I'll even have Lysander,
00:14:28my heir,
00:14:29marry you.
00:14:30I'm not doing this
00:14:31for the money
00:14:32or for a wealthy husband.
00:14:33I just believe
00:14:34in helping good people
00:14:35and doing the right thing.
00:14:38Prepare a jacuzzi set
00:14:39at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:14:41Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:14:42What for?
00:14:43Don't listen to her.
00:14:45She probably stinks so bad
00:14:46that she just wants a bath
00:14:48to wash the homeless stench
00:14:49off of her.
00:14:50Firstly,
00:14:51this is called greatness.
00:14:53Secondly,
00:14:55even if you drown yourself
00:14:56in plastic surgery,
00:14:57you couldn't get rid
00:14:58of your own ugly moral character.
00:15:01What?
00:15:02Did you just call me?
00:15:05There's a man's life
00:15:06at stake here
00:15:07and you're standing
00:15:09in my way.
00:15:10Don't don the mantle
00:15:11of doctor
00:15:12when you're only capable
00:15:13of harm.
00:15:14Now stop getting in my way
00:15:16or I promise you,
00:15:18you will be bubbling
00:15:18at the mouth very soon.
00:15:20Oh yeah?
00:15:21You want to see real pain?
00:15:22Where's the dog?
00:15:23Well put down the dog!
00:15:25With pleasure.
00:15:41Left leaves the wrong
00:15:43bereft.
00:15:47You don't deserve
00:15:49to call yourself
00:15:50a doctor.
00:15:53She's been poisoned!
00:15:56It was her!
00:15:57Do you see
00:15:58any poison on me?
00:16:00Medicine in the right hands
00:16:01can save lives,
00:16:02but in the wrong hands
00:16:03it becomes nothing
00:16:05but poison.
00:16:06This bitch
00:16:07isn't good enough
00:16:07to take down
00:16:08the queen of medicine!
00:16:09Do you have one
00:16:10of your antidotes on you?
00:16:11Of course.
00:16:12I've saved entire
00:16:14civilizations
00:16:14with my antidotes.
00:16:16If I want to save someone,
00:16:18even the grim reaper
00:16:19can't stop me.
00:16:36Why is she
00:16:36spitting blood?
00:16:37This wasn't
00:16:38supposed to happen!
00:16:39I thought you said
00:16:40even the grim reaper
00:16:41can't get in your way.
00:16:42Angel herbalist.
00:16:43This is what I call
00:16:45malpractice.
00:16:47This isn't fatal.
00:16:49She'll live.
00:16:50But she deserves
00:16:50a little punishment.
00:16:52Well,
00:16:52where's the jacuzzi
00:16:53I asked for?
00:16:54Jacuzzi is ready?
00:16:55Right this way.
00:16:56Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:16:58What the hell is going on?
00:16:59You say you want
00:17:00your son to live on
00:17:01to give you tons
00:17:01of grandchildren,
00:17:02don't you?
00:17:03Then stop getting
00:17:04in my way.
00:17:05Every second counts.
00:17:08Let's go for our dip,
00:17:09shall we?
00:17:14General Armstrong,
00:17:15your family
00:17:16is the richest
00:17:17and most powerful
00:17:18in the nation.
00:17:19Are you really
00:17:20going to let this
00:17:21hobo slut
00:17:22touch your son?
00:17:23Hold on.
00:17:24You two are going
00:17:25in there alone?
00:17:27If you don't want
00:17:27these drooling vultures
00:17:29to see your son naked,
00:17:30then sure,
00:17:31invite everyone in.
00:17:33All right.
00:17:34But I warn you,
00:17:36no funny business.
00:17:38Hmm.
00:17:40Hmm.
00:17:42Hmm.
00:17:43Hmm.
00:17:49Hmm.
00:17:51Hmm.
00:17:55Hmm.
00:18:23Gracias por ver el video.
00:18:26Gracias por ver el video.
00:18:56Held for ransom by a homeless woman.
00:18:59Dad, you can't seriously be listening to that.
00:19:02We have to have faith.
00:19:04Where did you actually find this little, like, uh, on the streets?
00:19:11Are you shitting me?
00:19:13You found this bum on the streets?
00:19:15Are you nuts?
00:19:15You don't know her.
00:19:16You don't know her background.
00:19:18She could be a psychotic murderer.
00:19:20That is it, General.
00:19:21You have to go in and stop this now.
00:19:22You're right.
00:19:23That's it.
00:19:24I'm shutting down this clown show right now.
00:19:26James, let's go.
00:19:27Yes, sir.
00:19:31Oh, my God.
00:19:38I told you all to stay out.
00:19:45This is a critical moment for you.
00:19:47We can't be interrupted.
00:19:49Otherwise, we'd both die.
00:19:54I'm not going to let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son.
00:20:00I'm going to save him myself.
00:20:02No.
00:20:07You see that, General?
00:20:08This isn't just a gull-dicking con woman.
00:20:10This is a witchcraft.
00:20:13I know what this is.
00:20:15This is the dark witch.
00:20:17I've heard of her.
00:20:18She uses her dark magic to steal the hearts of young, handsome men,
00:20:23and then she eats them alive.
00:20:24I'm going to kill that bitch before she takes my son.
00:20:27James, get the SWAT team.
00:20:30Yes, sir.
00:20:34You're regained consciousness.
00:20:46Help me.
00:20:47I just want to...
00:20:52Something's wrong.
00:20:56You were drunk with an aphrodisiac.
00:20:59Lysander Armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine.
00:21:04That's one of my things I'm saving you from.
00:21:13Sir?
00:21:14The SWAT team is here.
00:21:16Captain Morales.
00:21:18My son is trapped behind there with a devious, man-eating witch.
00:21:24I need you to do whatever you can to tear down that door.
00:21:27Rest assured, General Armstrong.
00:21:29We'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive.
00:21:36Right.
00:21:37He writes the wrong.
00:21:42Human.
00:21:46Who the fuck are you?
00:21:48And why the hell are we naked?
00:21:51Good.
00:21:52You're awake.
00:21:53I'm saving you.
00:21:54Saving you?
00:21:56By bathing with me?
00:21:58Who are you?
00:21:59Your fucking spy?
00:22:00Talk.
00:22:01I swear to God, we'll have you arrested for this.
00:22:05You're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stipper.
00:22:10I will never.
00:22:11Oh, really?
00:22:25Look who's scouting now.
00:22:29Look, I don't know what the fuck this is, all right?
00:22:31But it is a biological fact.
00:22:33A man is attracted to a naked woman and her breasts.
00:22:39Science, okay?
00:22:40It just means that my body is physically...
00:22:42Oh, shut up.
00:22:45You're just doctoring me with your friend.
00:22:47And I'm a professional.
00:22:49I hear Lysander's voice.
00:22:51Captain, do something now.
00:22:52Ready.
00:22:58We're almost there.
00:22:59Aim.
00:23:03Get him, boys.
00:23:04Get him.
00:23:06Fire!
00:23:10Fire!
00:23:25Those imbeciles.
00:23:27How is this possible?
00:23:28It's not even a scratch.
00:23:31I told you this is dark magic.
00:23:33Of course, your earthly bullets won't do a thing.
00:23:35No.
00:23:36I believe Miss Trixie is a good person.
00:23:39She's not the dark witch.
00:23:40Young Master Armstrong, you are too easily fooled.
00:23:44This homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to make a living.
00:23:48How is she going to save someone else's life?
00:23:50That's right.
00:23:51The Queen Angel and I are already the top female doctors in the world.
00:23:55If we can't save him, no one can.
00:23:58Except for the goddess healer.
00:24:00Think about it.
00:24:00We heard Lysander's voice.
00:24:02He's been in a coma for two years.
00:24:04Miss Trixie must have woken him up.
00:24:05You're right.
00:24:06This homeless girl is maybe the goddess.
00:24:12Maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess.
00:24:15No, no, absolutely not.
00:24:18There is no way this hobo girl is better than us.
00:24:21How could you know for sure?
00:24:22Right now, what we need to do is not interrupt Miss Trixie.
00:24:26You're wrong, sir.
00:24:27This homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on Master Lysander.
00:24:32It's called borderline revival.
00:24:34She uses torturous pain to wake the patient.
00:24:37But only temporarily.
00:24:39It's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears.
00:24:43That means my son is in tremendous pain.
00:24:46I'm going to ask you two to do whatever you can to kill that antler rod bearing witch.
00:24:52My son doesn't deserve this.
00:24:54He is dying right now, naked, in a jacuzzi, with a smelly vagrant.
00:24:59Then it looks like it's up to me.
00:25:01The witch doctor.
00:25:02Only I know the right techniques to take her down.
00:25:06My son's life is in your hands.
00:25:09You heal him, I will give you whatever your heart desires.
00:25:13I don't know who you are, but there is no way I am letting you rip my golden bachelor away
00:25:19from me.
00:25:21This is it.
00:25:22This is the finishing touch.
00:25:24I must now give you the kiss of life.
00:25:27So we can both survive.
00:25:47It's poison gas.
00:25:50Poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over Master Lysander.
00:25:55Poison gas?
00:25:56My son is in there.
00:25:58You're jeopardizing his life as well.
00:26:00No, don't worry, General.
00:26:01Gold diggers like her only care about themselves.
00:26:04Soon, she'll come out crying to mommy.
00:26:08Then we can reverse the poison on your son.
00:26:10And then he can marry one of us.
00:26:12They really won't stop until they get both of us killed.
00:26:18I made a promise to you that I'd save you.
00:26:21It's now or never.
00:26:34What the hell are they doing in there?
00:26:37It's been over ten minutes.
00:26:38Wait a second.
00:26:40You don't think that they're...
00:26:42You!
00:26:43You suffocated my brother and Miss Trixie in there!
00:26:45Don't point your fingers at me!
00:26:47If your brother's dead, it's because of that homeless gold digger.
00:26:51Oh my god.
00:26:51Yeah?
00:26:52She's the one who sealed the door shut.
00:26:54I mean, she probably locked themselves in there on accident.
00:26:58Miss Trixie wouldn't have to do that
00:26:59if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother.
00:27:02This is taking way too long.
00:27:05Captain Morales, it's time to get out the big guns.
00:27:09These bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter.
00:27:12Bazooka.
00:27:13She won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself.
00:27:16Crap.
00:27:17Oh my god.
00:27:17Get back, suck.
00:27:19Ready.
00:27:21Aim!
00:27:22Oh, shit.
00:27:27Quit your whining and stand down.
00:27:41The parasite's been extracted.
00:27:43Shoot her dead now.
00:27:45Do I need to fix your hearing too?
00:27:47I said stand down.
00:27:50Don't listen to her.
00:27:51She's a fraud.
00:27:52A termite to the field of medicine.
00:27:54I just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care.
00:27:58If I'm a termite, then you're worse than a disease spreading tick.
00:28:03Wait a second.
00:28:04Are you saying you cured my son?
00:28:06He'll wake in just a moment.
00:28:07You can see for yourself.
00:28:09Well, now you're just asking to be exposed.
00:28:12That is it.
00:28:13No more stalling, General.
00:28:15If you won't punish her, I will.
00:28:21Don't hurt her.
00:28:27He's a cure.
00:28:33His pulse is regular.
00:28:35In fact, it's never been better.
00:28:40There's no sign of illness, infection, or disease.
00:28:51Miss Trixie did it, Dad.
00:28:53Lysander's warm again.
00:28:54He's not cold and pale like before.
00:28:56And his heart is strong.
00:28:58Come, feel it.
00:29:01I saved my son.
00:29:03Thank you.
00:29:04Next time, don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will.
00:29:07Your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands.
00:29:12I've learned my lesson.
00:29:13I will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again.
00:29:18Wait, wait.
00:29:19No, no.
00:29:19There is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the field of medicine than the queen,
00:29:25Angel, and I.
00:29:26It's the goddess healer.
00:29:33Could you really be the goddess of healing?
00:29:36But rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well over 100 years old, and you don't look a
00:29:42day after 20.
00:29:43It doesn't matter who I am.
00:29:45What matters is that the patient is healthy again.
00:29:48Devon, I've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother.
00:29:52Take care.
00:29:53No, wait.
00:29:54Miss Trixie, we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet.
00:29:57He's right.
00:29:59We are men of our words, and as I promised you, my heir, Lysander, would take you as a wife
00:30:03if you cured him.
00:30:04And you did just that.
00:30:06Of course, you're welcome to marry me instead.
00:30:08Oh, I really appreciate it, but I'm sorry, I... I'm already engaged.
00:30:18Already engaged?
00:30:20I am.
00:30:21I've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years, and he's coming back today.
00:30:26But don't be disappointed.
00:30:29Really, I'm no one special.
00:30:31I just got lucky with your brother.
00:30:33Some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments.
00:30:36But you're still Lysander's savior.
00:30:38Please, let me give you what I promised.
00:30:41Take the gold.
00:30:42No, really.
00:30:44I don't need anything.
00:30:45I just believe in doing good in the world.
00:30:51Trixie, it's your fiancé.
00:30:53He's back.
00:30:54And he says he's breaking up with you.
00:30:58I must go.
00:31:06Hobo Close, Halo Glow, I bet the goddess healer is just like Miss Trixie.
00:31:12It was just dumb luck.
00:31:14She's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal.
00:31:17She could have been the richest woman in the world, marrying the hottest, most powerful bachelor around.
00:31:25I'm gonna marry that homeless woman.
00:31:32Oh, my God.
00:31:33I mean, I don't know about that homeless bimbo, but this is godly.
00:31:39No, no, no, no, Lysander.
00:31:42Lysander, Lysander, our job is supposed to be mine.
00:31:45I'd so much rather share him with you than let that penniless, ugly bitch have him.
00:31:50You two nut jobs are a disgrace to your profession.
00:31:53Take these two weirdos out of here and revoke their licenses.
00:31:57Wait, no.
00:31:58We're not brides.
00:31:59No, she's just better than us.
00:32:02Oh, my God.
00:32:04Oh, my God.
00:32:06We were truly blessed to have Miss Trixie here, huh?
00:32:09She's no average Jane.
00:32:10No, she isn't.
00:32:11She said it was just dumb luck.
00:32:13But if she truly had these special skills,
00:32:16why did she wear that shit-stained dress and had an impeccable-looking doll?
00:32:19But think about the impenetrable walls.
00:32:21No normal person could have done that.
00:32:23Goddess or not, homeless or not, I don't care.
00:32:26I have never met a woman like that.
00:32:28I have to find her.
00:32:29I have to make her my life.
00:32:31She won my heart over, too.
00:32:32But if my bestest big bro wants her, I'll help you find her.
00:32:36All right, listen.
00:32:38I need help finding three wedding gifts.
00:32:45I'm dumping Trixie, so I want you, your granddaughters, filthy things out of my house now.
00:32:53Trixie paid for this house.
00:32:55She waited for you for three years.
00:32:58She was dumb enough to put my name on the lease.
00:33:00And I'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now.
00:33:02One with some serious fuck you money.
00:33:05So get lost.
00:33:07Who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house?
00:33:16Grandma.
00:33:17Beatrice, Trixie, Amore.
00:33:21I've been dying to throw this in your face.
00:33:23I'm dumping you for your best friend, Marissa.
00:33:27In fact, the wedding's tomorrow.
00:33:30So sign over to the house now.
00:33:37You gave me this ring and asked me to wait.
00:33:40And I did.
00:33:41For three years while you were deployed.
00:33:44Yet you cheat on me with my best friend.
00:33:47And now you're trying to swindle my home?
00:33:50Do you have no shame?
00:33:51We were together for three years and it was a complete waste of my life
00:33:55when I could have been with a loaded girl like Marissa.
00:34:03That's how much you would owe me if I was in the rent-to-boyfriend business.
00:34:09I see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations of being a low-grade male prostitute.
00:34:17Oh yeah?
00:34:19Well, Marissa
00:34:21is so much better than you.
00:34:23She grew up even poorer than you.
00:34:26And now
00:34:26she's the CEO of an entire
00:34:29corporation.
00:34:33And you?
00:34:35You're still nothing.
00:34:37So you think she's an upgrade?
00:34:39Of course she's an upgrade.
00:34:41Look what she got me for my engagement.
00:34:45Oops.
00:34:47Yeah.
00:34:48That's maybe worth one millionth the presidential contract I gave her.
00:34:57You gave her the presidential contract?
00:35:00I certainly did.
00:35:01In fact,
00:35:02Marissa,
00:35:03you and your dimwit brother
00:35:05only have everything you have
00:35:07all thanks to me.
00:35:13Oh, I think she's losing it, bro.
00:35:15That breakup must have hit her hard.
00:35:18You two
00:35:18are the ungrateful,
00:35:20cheating scum here.
00:35:21My granddaughter
00:35:23supported you
00:35:24and your entire family
00:35:26for three years
00:35:27while you were gone.
00:35:28How dare you insult her?
00:35:31It's okay, Grandma.
00:35:32Let's not stoop to that level.
00:35:35Poor Edna.
00:35:36She still doesn't know
00:35:37what you're doing
00:35:37out there on the streets, huh?
00:35:39What is he talking about, Jersey?
00:35:41Show her, Bob.
00:35:47This is how embarrassingly useless
00:35:49your granddaughter is.
00:35:50She didn't purchase this house on her own.
00:35:52She was begging on the street for money.
00:35:56I can't be caught with a piss-poor nobody like you.
00:35:59Even if you got no game,
00:36:01I got street cred I got out of keep.
00:36:03You dig?
00:36:04The word you're looking for is dignity.
00:36:06And you're one to speak, cheater.
00:36:10Is this true, Trixie?
00:36:15I've been broadening my horizons, Grandma.
00:36:17I want to see how regular, everyday people live
00:36:20so that I can help them.
00:36:22Of course, those without substance underneath
00:36:25would never understand that.
00:36:27What is that supposed to mean?
00:36:28It means the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade
00:36:32is actually a downgrade.
00:36:37Enough bullshitting already.
00:36:39Just sign the damn papers
00:36:39and we can each get on with our lives.
00:36:54At your wedding, I will.
00:36:56What?
00:36:57If you won't do good by me of breaking things off
00:37:00before two-timing me with my best friend,
00:37:03why should I do good by you?
00:37:05I'll give you my John Hancock at your wedding
00:37:07as a charity to you.
00:37:10Fucking bitch!
00:37:12You better keep your word.
00:37:13Oh, that's rich.
00:37:15After tomorrow, you will never feel so rich ever again.
00:37:18Do remember that.
00:37:26Trixie, Marissa's a millionaire now.
00:37:29They'll destroy you if you show even so much
00:37:32as a hair at their wedding.
00:37:33Grandma, I have to confess something to you.
00:37:36I've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions.
00:37:40Trillions?
00:37:43That would make you the richest person on the planet.
00:37:47It's because of the healing hands I inherited from Asseplius,
00:37:51the god of healing.
00:37:52I've saved several world leaders with these hands.
00:37:56That's how I was able to give Marissa the presidential contract
00:37:59and become the goddess healer.
00:38:01It makes me angrier hearing her name
00:38:04knowing how she betrayed you.
00:38:05But please, Trixie dear,
00:38:08I know it must have broken your heart,
00:38:10but embellishing your worth and who you are,
00:38:14it will only delay the healing process.
00:38:17You don't have to believe me just yet.
00:38:19After we lost mom and dad
00:38:21because we didn't have the money for their medical bills,
00:38:24I vowed that I would do everything I can
00:38:27to serve those in need.
00:38:28And that's why I'm taking everything back from Butch
00:38:31and I'm giving it back to charity.
00:38:33You've always had an angel's heart.
00:38:35I'm certain you will meet someone who will treat you right,
00:38:39who actually deserves you.
00:38:41You will see tomorrow, Grandma.
00:38:50You said Trixie's crashing at my wedding?
00:38:53She was bullying us too, Sasa.
00:38:55She's probably trying to extort you now that she knows you're rich as fuck.
00:39:00When nobody steps on Snake,
00:39:02Snake bites back hard.
00:39:04So let her come and embarrass herself.
00:39:08You mean...
00:39:10we broadcast that video of me?
00:39:16Yes.
00:39:17Her cavewoman's take the 19th century tin can.
00:39:20She'll prop me up higher on my pedestal
00:39:22and the whole world sees her in her homeless mess
00:39:24against my presidential glow-up.
00:39:26Let's turn this party into her funeral.
00:39:35There he is.
00:39:38Welcome home, brother.
00:39:40Welcome home, General!
00:39:44Sir, it's the homeless woman who saved you, Miss Trixie.
00:39:47This is the file of her ex, Butch Tanner.
00:39:49He served with her regiment in the Marines.
00:39:51You mean the Butch Tanner that can barely carry supplies?
00:39:54Well, she's been providing for him and his entire family
00:39:56while he's been deployed overseas, sir.
00:39:58So she waited for him for years and then he betrayed her?
00:40:01Fucking coward.
00:40:02According to intel, she's planning to bring it down on them
00:40:04at their wedding.
00:40:05Then we should join her.
00:40:07Men, I'm only alive today because of that virtuous woman
00:40:11and her incredible power that saved my life.
00:40:13So she needs our support.
00:40:15Will you join me in protecting her?
00:40:16Yes, sir!
00:40:17We will learn how to protect her, sir!
00:40:20And let's roll.
00:40:36Welcome, everyone, to my wedding.
00:40:39Today is a very special day for me and Butch.
00:40:41Not only are we getting married,
00:40:42but in just one hour my company will be receiving the presidential contract
00:40:46allowing my biomedical company to go public.
00:40:53Congratulations on the contract once again, Mrs.
00:40:55Wakeham.
00:40:56Still, Butch is taking my last name.
00:40:58Oh, and please don't be so uptight, Secretary Cho.
00:41:01You are the secretary of the entire U.S. Health Department.
00:41:05But this is a par-tay, after all.
00:41:07I see some of the most important people in the nation
00:41:10have also arrived to celebrate you.
00:41:13The U.S. president will also be arriving soon
00:41:17to give you the contract herself.
00:41:19It's an honor.
00:41:20And that's why Sasa is the best wife a man could ever dream of.
00:41:25We will make sure the crowd is entertained tonight.
00:41:28We'll let the wedding begin.
00:41:32Not so fast.
00:41:33The party doesn't start until I say it does.
00:41:58You two really are a match made in hell.
00:42:01So I've come to save your guests from this oncoming train wreck.
00:42:04I don't recognize it from any of our elite circles.
00:42:07Who is she?
00:42:08Uh, this is our entertainment for tonight, sir.
00:42:11Just watch.
00:42:15Trixie, what are you doing here?
00:42:16This isn't the homeless shelter.
00:42:18You lost.
00:42:18I bet she's here to bum a meal off us.
00:42:20You know, being his poor.
00:42:24Me, but my meal.
00:42:26Have you forgotten that it was I who bankrolled you two for the last three years?
00:42:30And what evidence do you have of that?
00:42:32Look at me, then go look at yourself in the mirror.
00:42:34I'm a millionaire CEO.
00:42:37Even the first woman president will be here any second now to congratulate me.
00:42:41And you're nothing but a washed up sewer rat.
00:42:44Sasa, she's like so obsessed with me.
00:42:46She's like...
00:42:48See, everyone?
00:42:50Butch already cut ties with his ex,
00:42:51but she's so shameless and desperate
00:42:54that she'd still show up to my wedding to suck up to me.
00:42:58This is what poor, sad girls do.
00:43:00They beg for scraps from us, the rich and glorious.
00:43:05Projecting much, Marissa?
00:43:06You might feel all high and mighty now,
00:43:08but don't bite the hand that feeds you.
00:43:11Especially when I'm the one who's giving you the contract.
00:43:18You giving me the contract?
00:43:21You have no skills, no education, no connection.
00:43:25So how could you possibly have a pool
00:43:27to get the U.S. fucking president
00:43:29to give me a billion dollar contract?
00:43:31We both share humble beginnings, Marissa.
00:43:34And I saw potential in you.
00:43:36Even trusted you as my best friend.
00:43:38But I recognize now that greed has poisoned you.
00:43:42Don't be all sore now just because I stole your man.
00:43:45This is what us rich girls do.
00:43:47They steal from lame spinsters for fun.
00:43:50Damn right.
00:43:51You were too embarrassing for me.
00:43:55Sasa tramples you any day.
00:43:56I can say that now that I'm marrying the rich.
00:43:59Bravo.
00:44:01Self-admission of a gold digger.
00:44:03Quick, somebody put that on a memoir.
00:44:04Sasa, she's embarrassing me in front of everyone.
00:44:07You should make her stop.
00:44:08Don't listen to her, everyone.
00:44:09She's the gold-dicking, blood-sucking leech.
00:44:12I don't even have to lift a finger
00:44:14and you're already embarrassing yourself
00:44:15in front of everyone for me, butch.
00:44:19You may look and sound like a man,
00:44:21but you're nothing but a pathetic coward.
00:44:23Okay, enough.
00:44:24You know what I always couldn't stand about you?
00:44:26Your moral posturing.
00:44:28But guess what?
00:44:30Morals are just lies to make you lame girls
00:44:32feel better about yourselves.
00:44:33That's why no man will choose you over Marissa Trixie.
00:44:37Because I've got the material goods.
00:44:39You're just all empty talk.
00:44:41I'm not here to request to be chosen
00:44:43because I'm the one who's doing the choosing.
00:44:47See this?
00:44:55Oh my god.
00:45:01Is that the billion dollar contract for Sasa?
00:45:06The one that's supposed to make us all rich as fuck?
00:45:08No, absolutely not.
00:45:10I don't believe it.
00:45:12You all sound so scared already.
00:45:14Don't worry.
00:45:15This isn't that contract.
00:45:17It's the lease to the modest home
00:45:19you try to swindle from me.
00:45:22I don't see everyone.
00:45:24She's just trying to bluff us.
00:45:26But you don't even have the guts to go all the way.
00:45:28Look at her following orders.
00:45:29I asked her to sign over the lease
00:45:31and here she is.
00:45:32Like a good little peasant slave.
00:45:35That house is worth all her life savings.
00:45:40You want to, I don't know,
00:45:42beg for a little treat while you're at it?
00:45:54You must understand me.
00:45:56I'm here to take back everything I've ever given you.
00:45:59I'm giving it to charity.
00:46:08Bro, she's gone cuckoo in the head.
00:46:10She thinks that just because she rented a pretty little dress
00:46:12she can pretend to be a deep-pocket-investing baddie.
00:46:15You wish you had that kind of money
00:46:16to just toss away, Trixie.
00:46:18It's just a drop in the bucket for me.
00:46:20I know what this is.
00:46:22You've gone delusional.
00:46:24And you think you're Cinderella
00:46:25so you can just show up to a fancy party
00:46:27and some Prince Charming
00:46:29will scoop you into money forever?
00:46:30Well, that's not happening.
00:46:32Security, lock the doors.
00:46:34This woman doesn't leave until we're through with her.
00:46:39This is where your dreams will die, bitch.
00:46:45We found Miss Trixie Lysander.
00:46:47She's being cornered by her ex and his mistress
00:46:48at the Wickham wedding right now.
00:46:50Butch Tanner.
00:46:51Well, he's going to wish he died in battle
00:46:52after I'm done with him.
00:46:54Let's go.
00:46:59You think a few toy guns scare me, Marissa?
00:47:01I've saved plenty of people for much worse.
00:47:05Including your head of command, Butch.
00:47:07General Lysander Armstrong.
00:47:10You mean the legendary war hero?
00:47:12He's been in a coma for years
00:47:14after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack.
00:47:16You're an unskilled, unemployed, ugly leech.
00:47:20So how could you possibly have this magical ability
00:47:23to heal someone like General Lysander Armstrong?
00:47:26No one here is going to believe you.
00:47:27If you really cured the incurable general,
00:47:29then Sasa is the fucking Virgin Mary.
00:47:32And she's not.
00:47:34You're just asking to be humiliated, Trixie.
00:47:37Show them, Butch.
00:47:39Oh!
00:47:43See for yourselves, everyone.
00:47:45Trixie's just a freeloading beggar.
00:47:51She won't leave me and Marissa alone
00:47:53because we're rich as fuck now.
00:47:55I'm a major in the Marines.
00:47:57Sasa, she has a billion-dollar biomedical contract
00:48:01with the military.
00:48:03Approved by the first female president
00:48:06of the United States herself, bitch.
00:48:08How despicable.
00:48:09She's just trying to leech off you
00:48:11like a parasitic gold digger.
00:48:13Get out of here.
00:48:14No one wants to marry you.
00:48:15No free meals for the poor.
00:48:17Do you see this?
00:48:18Trixie, this is high society.
00:48:21So you're either born on a silver spoon
00:48:23or you're as accomplished as me to be here.
00:48:26Maybe if you do some serious dick-sucking here,
00:48:29maybe someone will drop a couple bucks
00:48:31in your tin can.
00:48:35I already have everything one can dream of.
00:48:37But I valued our friendship, Marissa,
00:48:39which is why I came here to give you a second chance
00:48:42to see if you'd apologize
00:48:43and admit to your backstabbing.
00:48:45But no.
00:48:46You stooped so low
00:48:48it disgusts me.
00:48:50Nothing is more disgusting
00:48:51than you standing on street corners
00:48:53like a bum.
00:48:54And who knows
00:48:55if you've already started offering
00:48:57sexual services.
00:48:59Well then,
00:49:01why don't you get on your knees for me, Trixie?
00:49:03My brother will never take you back.
00:49:06No man will marry an embarrassment like you
00:49:09but make me happy
00:49:10and I might consider making you my personal prostitute.
00:49:25How dare you hit my brother?
00:49:27I'm never letting you leave here alive.
00:49:30He's awesome.
00:49:31I'd do something.
00:49:32Don't worry, my dear.
00:49:34After I'm done with you, Trixie,
00:49:35not even the goddess of healing
00:49:37will be able to save you.
00:49:39Oh, is that so?
00:49:42Security!
00:49:44Get down on your knees
00:49:46and give Bob
00:49:47one hell of a blowjob
00:49:48in front of everybody here
00:49:50or I'll pop so many holes in you
00:49:52the men here won't know
00:49:53which one to fuck.
00:49:54I don't need to be the goddess
00:49:55of anything to punish you.
00:49:57Any of the powerful leaders
00:49:58I've saved before
00:49:59could crush you
00:50:00before you even touch me.
00:50:02Dream on!
00:50:04You wish General Lysander
00:50:05scooped you off your feet
00:50:07but you weren't good enough for me.
00:50:08You're definitely
00:50:09not good enough for him.
00:50:10Enough!
00:50:12You're souring my party
00:50:13so you either get the fuck out
00:50:15or I'm going to shoot you.
00:50:18On the count of three!
00:50:20I think I quite like it here.
00:50:21Two!
00:50:32Mmm.
00:50:34This wine is so delicious.
00:50:36One!
00:50:37Shoot!
00:50:40Nobody is laying a hand
00:50:42on my future wife.
00:50:50It's...
00:50:51It's...
00:50:53It's...
00:51:00Who the hell is this?
00:51:06I'm sorry that I'm late.
00:51:07Did they hurt you?
00:51:09No.
00:51:10I'm fine.
00:51:11But, um...
00:51:12When did I become
00:51:13your future wife?
00:51:15You saved me,
00:51:17Trixie.
00:51:18Remember?
00:51:18I'm a man of my word.
00:51:20They're never going to hurt you
00:51:21ever again.
00:51:22Really,
00:51:23it was nothing.
00:51:24I saved you
00:51:25because you're a good man.
00:51:27Not because I want you
00:51:28to owe me any favors.
00:51:35I see what this is.
00:51:36You're the one
00:51:37who cheated on me,
00:51:38Trixie.
00:51:38Look at you guys,
00:51:39a lovey dove.
00:51:40Don't try to pin this on her.
00:51:42She waited for you
00:51:43for three years.
00:51:43This is the kind
00:51:44of woman of virtue
00:51:45that a man would die for.
00:51:48Virtue?
00:51:50Don't make me laugh.
00:51:52She's probably out there
00:51:53giving blowjobs for cash.
00:51:54No man
00:51:55who in a hundred foot pole
00:51:57would want to touch her.
00:51:58She should be happy
00:51:59Bob was willing
00:52:00to give her some.
00:52:05I see her in the Marines.
00:52:08I'm a major.
00:52:09You know,
00:52:10look, man,
00:52:11I know Trixie is like a,
00:52:13I don't know,
00:52:14a seven
00:52:14now that she's
00:52:15all cleaned up,
00:52:16but don't waste your man
00:52:17on a whiny,
00:52:18worthless woman like that.
00:52:20Ow!
00:52:22Ow!
00:52:23Ow!
00:52:23Ah!
00:52:25A real man
00:52:26never talks about
00:52:28a woman that way.
00:52:29You're a coward.
00:52:40We don't need
00:52:41to fight fire with fire
00:52:42to deal with
00:52:42the likes of them.
00:52:44You're very gracious,
00:52:45Trixie,
00:52:46you know that?
00:52:49You're only getting off
00:52:50with it because
00:52:50she's so kind,
00:52:51so you're going to
00:52:51do me the favor
00:52:52of never coming
00:52:53near her again.
00:52:53You understand?
00:52:54You want to fuck
00:52:55with me,
00:52:55you little dipshit?
00:52:56I'm a fucking major!
00:52:58You're probably
00:52:59lowest rank
00:52:59of the military grunts.
00:53:01I'll,
00:53:01I'll destroy you.
00:53:03Do you really
00:53:03not know who this is,
00:53:04Butch?
00:53:05I thought you were
00:53:06in the Marines.
00:53:07What have you been
00:53:07doing this whole time
00:53:08if you don't know
00:53:09who this war hero is?
00:53:11He was just
00:53:12a supply boy.
00:53:15War hero?
00:53:17Is this all part
00:53:18of your plan,
00:53:19Trixie?
00:53:20Poor girl.
00:53:21Did you sell
00:53:22your house
00:53:22to hire this actor
00:53:23so you can feel
00:53:24better about yourself?
00:53:25A woman's worth
00:53:26is tied to the man
00:53:27she marries.
00:53:28Trixie is worthless
00:53:29because Zach
00:53:29looks like a cowboy.
00:53:34A bum girl
00:53:35and a pimp.
00:53:36What a pair.
00:53:38Seems like
00:53:39they don't know
00:53:39who you are
00:53:39since you've been
00:53:40out of action
00:53:40for so long.
00:53:42I think we should
00:53:42try to pay
00:53:43some off some more.
00:53:44Don't you think?
00:53:46Bring in the wedding gifts.
00:53:55What is all this?
00:53:56Trixie, listen.
00:53:57I know that you
00:53:58didn't ask for anything
00:53:59after you saved my life.
00:54:01But I know that we
00:54:02shared a moment.
00:54:06I'm not the kind of man
00:54:07to get close to a woman
00:54:08and then just disappear.
00:54:10It's not in my nature.
00:54:12I'm like somebody else here.
00:54:15Listen, Trixie,
00:54:16I have never met a woman
00:54:20like you.
00:54:22So incredible
00:54:23and kind
00:54:24and beautiful.
00:54:25So I know
00:54:26that you're the one for me.
00:54:29This guy's either nuts
00:54:31or a really,
00:54:32really good actor.
00:54:34Oscar worthy.
00:54:35Oscar worthy.
00:54:36No.
00:54:38First gift.
00:54:43Trixie,
00:54:44I know that you
00:54:45just lost your home.
00:54:46So I'm gifting you
00:54:47with your own
00:54:48new mansion.
00:54:49Worth $500 million.
00:54:51Previously owned
00:54:52by Jennifer Aniston.
00:54:55Second gift.
00:54:59This contains
00:55:00all the rights
00:55:00to my entire fortune,
00:55:03which is now yours.
00:55:04Entire fortune
00:55:05from a cowboy actor?
00:55:07It must be that easy.
00:55:08They already spent
00:55:09their entire life savings
00:55:10on this clown show.
00:55:11They've got nothing left.
00:55:13Lysander,
00:55:14I really don't care
00:55:15for any of us.
00:55:15Look, I know.
00:55:17I know that you are
00:55:18the farthest thing
00:55:19from a material woman.
00:55:20Okay?
00:55:21Which is exactly why
00:55:22my third gift
00:55:23is, um,
00:55:27well...
00:55:41Cleo!
00:55:42Hey!
00:55:44Oh my God.
00:55:46You found my dog.
00:55:51Trixie,
00:55:52I'm just a man.
00:55:53But with you,
00:55:54it's so much more.
00:55:56Trixie Amore,
00:56:00will you marry me?
00:56:03You know I can't say
00:56:05no to this doggo?
00:56:09Yes,
00:56:10I will marry you.
00:56:27Go, go, power couple.
00:56:30Woo!
00:56:31Okay, stop.
00:56:32The only power couple here
00:56:34is Butch and I.
00:56:36Let's remind everyone
00:56:38how worthless Trixie is.
00:56:40No man in their right mind
00:56:43would marry
00:56:44that embarrassing
00:56:45sack of scraps.
00:56:46Hey.
00:56:47I don't care
00:56:47if she's homeless or not,
00:56:49but I'm making
00:56:49this woman my wife,
00:56:51which means
00:56:51that she will be treated
00:56:52as and cherished
00:56:53as the most precious
00:56:55woman on Earth.
00:56:56Understand?
00:57:01You still don't realize
00:57:02that my brother
00:57:03is the most powerful
00:57:04man on Earth.
00:57:05This is General
00:57:06Lysander Armstrong.
00:57:15As if
00:57:16like the almighty
00:57:18General Lysander Armstrong
00:57:19would propose
00:57:20to a homeless prostitute
00:57:21like Trixie.
00:57:22Yes,
00:57:23the Armstrong family
00:57:24basically controlled
00:57:24the global stock market.
00:57:26Lysander Armstrong
00:57:27would sooner marry
00:57:28the Princess of England
00:57:29than someone
00:57:29from the lowest rank
00:57:30of society.
00:57:32I bet my life
00:57:33you're all just
00:57:34actors.
00:57:35Then you better
00:57:35enjoy your last breath.
00:57:37Come on, Lysander.
00:57:38What are we waiting for?
00:57:38Let's show them
00:57:39what we can do
00:57:39and get revenge
00:57:40for Trixie.
00:57:40What can a bunch
00:57:41of piss poor people
00:57:42do to us,
00:57:43the elites?
00:57:44Infect us with
00:57:45your poor people bad luck?
00:57:46She wishes
00:57:47she could blame
00:57:48her low status
00:57:49on bad luck.
00:57:50Truth is,
00:57:50she's just a useless,
00:57:52lazy bitchin' bum.
00:57:54She's utterly
00:57:55unmarriable.
00:57:58I can dispose
00:57:59of them
00:58:00in other means
00:58:01if you don't
00:58:02prefer violence.
00:58:03I'd handle them
00:58:04myself,
00:58:04but
00:58:07I'll let you
00:58:07do all the
00:58:08heavy lifting.
00:58:09Go ahead,
00:58:10Lysander.
00:58:17Yes,
00:58:17hello,
00:58:18this is Lysander.
00:58:18Please
00:58:19bankrupt
00:58:20Marissa Wickham
00:58:20for me.
00:58:22Oh my gosh,
00:58:23I'm so scared.
00:58:25Anyone
00:58:25these days
00:58:26could call
00:58:26anyone
00:58:27and pretend
00:58:27to be on
00:58:28the phone.
00:58:35Uh,
00:58:35hello?
00:58:36Yes.
00:58:39What?
00:58:44I'm
00:58:45a
00:58:45bankrupt!
00:58:54Hey,
00:58:54hey,
00:58:55are you
00:58:56sure
00:58:56that was
00:58:56the call,
00:58:57Sasha?
00:58:58That was
00:58:58a real
00:58:58call?
00:58:59People
00:58:59don't just
00:59:00suddenly
00:59:00go bankrupt
00:59:00like that.
00:59:01My company's
00:59:01dead!
00:59:02It's
00:59:03evaporated!
00:59:04It's in thin air!
00:59:08That's
00:59:08impossible!
00:59:10Who are you?
00:59:11What did you do?
00:59:13Secretary Cho,
00:59:14you said
00:59:14you're the
00:59:15Secretary of
00:59:15Health,
00:59:16right?
00:59:16And you
00:59:17yourself
00:59:17said that
00:59:17the
00:59:17Armstrong
00:59:18family owns
00:59:18the entire
00:59:19global stock market.
00:59:20could that be
00:59:21how they
00:59:21bankrupted
00:59:22Miss Wickham?
00:59:23Then that
00:59:24means
00:59:26you're
00:59:27really
00:59:28Lysander
00:59:28Armstrong,
00:59:29the richest
00:59:30and most
00:59:31powerful man
00:59:32in the country.
00:59:33Trixie's
00:59:34marrying
00:59:34the famed
00:59:35war hero,
00:59:36the man
00:59:37every girl
00:59:37wants and
00:59:38every man
00:59:38wants to
00:59:39be.
00:59:41Now you
00:59:42believe me?
00:59:42Those who do
00:59:43bad will
00:59:44always end up
00:59:44losing everything.
00:59:46There's
00:59:46got to be
00:59:47some trick
00:59:48to this.
00:59:48You guys
00:59:48are just
00:59:49bums
00:59:49trying to
00:59:49extort
00:59:50money
00:59:50from us.
00:59:51It's awesome.
00:59:53It's awesome.
01:00:00I know
01:00:00why you're
01:00:01all over
01:00:02Trixie.
01:00:02Because
01:00:02you've
01:00:03been in
01:00:03the
01:00:03military
01:00:03for so
01:00:04long.
01:00:04You
01:00:04don't
01:00:04know
01:00:04what
01:00:04a
01:00:05real
01:00:05woman
01:00:05can
01:00:05do
01:00:05for
01:00:06you.
01:00:07Let
01:00:07me
01:00:07take
01:00:07you
01:00:08to
01:00:08my
01:00:08wedding
01:00:08chamber
01:00:09and
01:00:09I'll
01:00:09show
01:00:09you
01:00:09a
01:00:09good
01:00:10time.
01:00:12Do you
01:00:13ever
01:00:13have your
01:00:13hands
01:00:13for me?
01:00:14Or I'll
01:00:15have them
01:00:15removed
01:00:15for
01:00:15you.
01:00:20I
01:00:21would
01:00:21never
01:00:21be
01:00:21interested
01:00:22in
01:00:22a
01:00:22woman
01:00:22who's
01:00:23as
01:00:23vile
01:00:23and
01:00:24cruel
01:00:24and
01:00:24wicked
01:00:25as
01:00:26you
01:00:26are.
01:00:26Guess
01:00:27the
01:00:27cheater
01:00:27gets
01:00:27cheated
01:00:28on
01:00:28eventually.
01:00:31Sasa
01:00:31was just
01:00:32trying to
01:00:32save
01:00:32the
01:00:33company.
01:00:34I
01:00:34don't
01:00:34blame
01:00:35her
01:00:35at
01:00:35all.
01:00:35Your
01:00:36double
01:00:36standards
01:00:36are
01:00:36incredible.
01:00:37Okay,
01:00:38you
01:00:38don't
01:00:38want
01:00:38me?
01:00:39Fine.
01:00:40But
01:00:40there's
01:00:40plenty
01:00:41of
01:00:41other
01:00:41efficiency.
01:00:42I
01:00:42can
01:00:42give
01:00:42you
01:00:42a
01:00:43room
01:00:43full
01:00:43of
01:00:43pageant
01:00:44winners.
01:00:50I
01:00:54did
01:00:54that
01:00:54so
01:00:55you
01:00:55wouldn't
01:00:55have
01:00:55to,
01:00:56Ms.
01:00:56Trixine.
01:00:57Thank
01:00:57you,
01:00:57Devon.
01:00:59Marissa,
01:01:00not only
01:01:01have you
01:01:01backstabbed
01:01:02me,
01:01:02your best
01:01:03friend,
01:01:04by stealing
01:01:05my fiancé,
01:01:06but now
01:01:06you'd sell
01:01:07out other
01:01:07innocent
01:01:08girls just
01:01:08to get
01:01:08your company
01:01:09back?
01:01:10You're
01:01:10an insult
01:01:10to all
01:01:11good
01:01:11women
01:01:11out
01:01:11there.
01:01:12No,
01:01:12to all
01:01:13of
01:01:13humanity.
01:01:13So
01:01:14now,
01:01:14everything
01:01:15that I've
01:01:15ever
01:01:15given
01:01:16you
01:01:16to,
01:01:16I'm
01:01:17taking
01:01:17it
01:01:18all
01:01:18back.
01:01:20Wait,
01:01:21everyone,
01:01:22stop.
01:01:25They're
01:01:25imposters.
01:01:30I just
01:01:31got off
01:01:31the phone
01:01:32with the
01:01:32president
01:01:32and she
01:01:32said your
01:01:33contract
01:01:33is not
01:01:33getting
01:01:34canceled
01:01:34because
01:01:35it was
01:01:35assigned
01:01:36by the
01:01:36goddess
01:01:36healer
01:01:37herself.
01:01:37So
01:01:38we won't
01:01:38go
01:01:39bankrupt?
01:01:40The
01:01:40goddess
01:01:40healer?
01:01:41You
01:01:41mean
01:01:41the
01:01:42eccentric
01:01:42and
01:01:42highly
01:01:43elusive
01:01:43sage
01:01:43in the
01:01:43field
01:01:44of
01:01:44medicine
01:01:44approved
01:01:45of
01:01:45my
01:01:45biomedical
01:01:46products?
01:01:47Yes,
01:01:48that's the
01:01:48highest
01:01:49honor anyone
01:01:49can have
01:01:50in the
01:01:50field
01:01:50of
01:01:50health
01:01:51and
01:01:51medicine.
01:01:51The
01:01:51goddess
01:01:52healer's
01:01:53motto
01:01:53is
01:01:53the
01:01:54right
01:01:54rewrites
01:01:55the
01:01:55wrong
01:01:55the
01:01:56left
01:01:56leave
01:01:56the
01:01:56wrong
01:01:57the
01:01:57left
01:01:58that
01:01:59means
01:01:59she's
01:01:59rewarding
01:02:00me.
01:02:00The
01:02:01president
01:02:01would
01:02:01never
01:02:02let
01:02:02your
01:02:02company
01:02:03go
01:02:03bankrupt.
01:02:04In
01:02:04fact,
01:02:04she's
01:02:05on
01:02:05her
01:02:05way
01:02:05now.
01:02:07So
01:02:08you're
01:02:08telling
01:02:08me
01:02:09this
01:02:09dashingly
01:02:10handsome
01:02:11motherfucker
01:02:11over here
01:02:12isn't
01:02:13Lysander
01:02:13Armstrong?
01:02:14Who
01:02:14cares
01:02:14who
01:02:15he
01:02:15is?
01:02:15If
01:02:16the
01:02:16president
01:02:16and
01:02:16the
01:02:17goddess
01:02:17healer
01:02:17approves
01:02:18of my
01:02:18product,
01:02:19who
01:02:19cares
01:02:19about
01:02:20this
01:02:20washed
01:02:20up
01:02:20war
01:02:20hero?
01:02:21We
01:02:21can
01:02:21break
01:02:21his
01:02:22legs
01:02:22break
01:02:22his
01:02:22arms
01:02:23no
01:02:23one
01:02:23would
01:02:23even
01:02:23bat
01:02:24an
01:02:24eye.
01:02:24She
01:02:25even
01:02:25gave
01:02:25us
01:02:25explicit
01:02:26permission
01:02:26to
01:02:26call
01:02:26upon
01:02:27secret
01:02:27services.
01:02:28FBI!
01:02:30FBI!
01:02:31You're
01:02:32under arrest
01:02:32for fraudulent
01:02:33claims and
01:02:34identity theft.
01:02:36Gotcha.
01:02:41Guess I still
01:02:42get the last laugh,
01:02:43Trixie.
01:02:44No,
01:02:44don't arrest
01:02:44her!
01:02:46Trixie is
01:02:46a good
01:02:47person.
01:02:48Please,
01:02:48officer,
01:02:49don't arrest
01:02:49her!
01:02:50Grandma,
01:02:50Mr. Rogers,
01:02:52Mrs. Williams,
01:02:53what are you
01:02:53all doing
01:02:54here?
01:02:54The neighbors
01:02:55heard about
01:02:55the breakup
01:02:55between you
01:02:56and Butch.
01:02:57We were
01:02:57worried,
01:02:58so we
01:02:58came here
01:02:59to back
01:02:59you up.
01:03:00Listen,
01:03:01officer,
01:03:01I can
01:03:02attest
01:03:02that
01:03:03Trixie Amoria
01:03:03is a
01:03:04good
01:03:04neighbor.
01:03:05She's
01:03:05very
01:03:05kind-hearted
01:03:06and would
01:03:06never
01:03:07break
01:03:07the
01:03:07law.
01:03:08Yes,
01:03:08and one
01:03:09time when
01:03:09my daughter
01:03:10needed
01:03:10university
01:03:11tuition,
01:03:12Trixie
01:03:12gave her
01:03:12everything
01:03:13she had
01:03:13just to
01:03:14help
01:03:14her out.
01:03:15She
01:03:15also
01:03:15paid
01:03:15for
01:03:16my
01:03:16recent
01:03:16heart
01:03:16surgery
01:03:17as
01:03:17well.
01:03:18My fiance
01:03:19really
01:03:19is an
01:03:20incredible
01:03:20woman.
01:03:21She's
01:03:22an
01:03:22angel
01:03:22descended
01:03:23from
01:03:23heaven.
01:03:28You
01:03:29must be
01:03:29the
01:03:29criminal
01:03:29pretending
01:03:30to be
01:03:30General
01:03:30Lysander
01:03:31Armstrong.
01:03:32My
01:03:32brother
01:03:33is not
01:03:33a
01:03:34criminal.
01:03:34He's
01:03:34a
01:03:35war
01:03:35hero
01:03:35who
01:03:35single-handedly
01:03:36saved
01:03:36this
01:03:37country
01:03:37from
01:03:37a
01:03:37terrorist
01:03:37attack.
01:03:38Without
01:03:39him,
01:03:39this
01:03:39whole
01:03:39country
01:03:39would
01:03:40have
01:03:40been
01:03:40bombed
01:03:40to
01:03:41ash.
01:03:41And
01:03:42that's
01:03:42why
01:03:42his
01:03:42choice
01:03:42to
01:03:43crime
01:03:43is
01:03:44stealing
01:03:44his
01:03:44identity.
01:03:45General
01:03:45Lysander
01:03:46Armstrong
01:03:46only fell
01:03:47into a
01:03:47coma
01:03:47because
01:03:48of
01:03:48the
01:03:48fight
01:03:48with
01:03:48the
01:03:48terrorist.
01:03:49And
01:03:49we've
01:03:49received
01:03:50no
01:03:50word
01:03:50that
01:03:50he's
01:03:50woken
01:03:50up
01:03:51yet.
01:03:51So
01:03:51this
01:03:52must
01:03:52be
01:03:52an
01:03:52imposter.
01:03:54I
01:03:55can tell
01:03:55that
01:03:55this
01:03:55whole
01:03:55dilemma
01:03:56with
01:03:56my
01:03:56identity
01:03:56is
01:03:57causing
01:03:57you
01:03:57a
01:03:57lot
01:03:57of
01:03:57trouble.
01:03:58I
01:03:58promise
01:03:59I'll
01:03:59get
01:03:59it
01:03:59resolved
01:03:59and
01:03:59we
01:04:00can
01:04:00focus
01:04:00on
01:04:01taking
01:04:01down
01:04:01your
01:04:01scumbag
01:04:02ex.
01:04:04If you
01:04:04want to
01:04:05arrest
01:04:05me,
01:04:05fine.
01:04:07But
01:04:07don't
01:04:07fuck
01:04:08with
01:04:08my
01:04:08fiance.
01:04:09You
01:04:09don't
01:04:09get to
01:04:09decide,
01:04:10punk.
01:04:10Let's
01:04:11go!
01:04:34Get
01:04:34him!
01:04:35If
01:04:35you
01:04:35can.
01:05:01go!
01:05:27Is that
01:05:27enough
01:05:27pain?
01:05:28Or
01:05:28do
01:05:29you
01:05:29want
01:05:29more?
01:05:37legend
01:05:37is
01:05:39written
01:05:39all
01:05:39over
01:05:39you,
01:05:40Lysander.
01:05:42Drama.
01:05:44Meet
01:05:45my
01:05:45new
01:05:45fiance.
01:05:48Wow,
01:05:49your
01:05:49new
01:05:49fiance.
01:05:50He's
01:05:51so
01:05:51manly.
01:05:52Much
01:05:52better
01:05:53than
01:05:53your
01:05:53last
01:05:53one.
01:05:54I
01:05:55always
01:05:55knew
01:05:55you'd
01:05:55find
01:05:56someone
01:05:56better.
01:05:57It's
01:05:57Butch's
01:05:58loss.
01:05:59Trixie
01:05:59has
01:05:59always
01:05:59been
01:06:00so much
01:06:00better
01:06:01than
01:06:01Marissa.
01:06:02She's
01:06:02like a
01:06:02shining
01:06:03star
01:06:03in the
01:06:04sky
01:06:04and
01:06:04Marissa's
01:06:05like a
01:06:05roach
01:06:06in the
01:06:06sewers.
01:06:07Bitch,
01:06:07we
01:06:08name
01:06:08calling
01:06:08now?
01:06:09I'll
01:06:09drown
01:06:09you
01:06:09out
01:06:10with
01:06:10insults
01:06:10from
01:06:10my
01:06:10side.
01:06:11Right,
01:06:11Sam?
01:06:12Drown
01:06:12out
01:06:12the
01:06:12poor.
01:06:13Drown
01:06:14out
01:06:14the
01:06:14poor.
01:06:15Drown
01:06:15out
01:06:15the
01:06:15poor.
01:06:16Drown
01:06:16out
01:06:17the
01:06:17poor.
01:06:18Drown
01:06:18out
01:06:18the
01:06:18poor.
01:06:19Drown
01:06:20out
01:06:20the
01:06:20poor.
01:06:20See,
01:06:21Trixie,
01:06:22you've
01:06:22got no
01:06:22connections,
01:06:23no
01:06:23power.
01:06:24You
01:06:24can't
01:06:25compete
01:06:25against
01:06:25me,
01:06:26even
01:06:26if you
01:06:26have
01:06:26one
01:06:26guy
01:06:26on your
01:06:27side
01:06:27who
01:06:27can
01:06:27fight.
01:06:28We're
01:06:46can't
01:06:47shoot
01:06:47all
01:06:47of
01:06:47them.
01:06:48Grab
01:06:48what
01:06:48you
01:06:48can't
01:06:48bam.
01:06:49Attack.
01:07:07You
01:07:07will
01:07:07not
01:07:07hurt
01:07:08a
01:07:08single
01:07:08soul
01:07:09in
01:07:09my
01:07:09presence.
01:07:15What
01:07:16the
01:07:16fuck
01:07:16was
01:07:17that?
01:07:17I
01:07:17don't
01:07:17care
01:07:17what
01:07:17the
01:07:18fuck
01:07:18it
01:07:18was.
01:07:19I'm
01:07:19not
01:07:19letting
01:07:19her
01:07:19make
01:07:19a
01:07:20fool
01:07:20of
01:07:20me
01:07:20at
01:07:20my
01:07:20own
01:07:20wedding.
01:07:28Damn it!
01:07:30Damn it!
01:07:30Damn it!
01:07:32You
01:07:33forgot I
01:07:33had a
01:07:33gun,
01:07:34too?
01:07:35That'll
01:07:35teach you
01:07:35for messing
01:07:36with the
01:07:36wig
01:07:36hams.
01:07:37Take
01:07:37Miss
01:07:37Trixie
01:07:38and her
01:07:38family
01:07:38and get
01:07:38out
01:07:38of
01:07:38here.
01:07:39We're
01:07:39quartered.
01:07:40I'll
01:07:40sacrifice
01:07:41myself
01:07:41to
01:07:41fend
01:07:41them
01:07:42off.
01:07:42Devon,
01:07:43you
01:07:43and
01:07:43your
01:07:43brother
01:07:44are
01:07:44both
01:07:44good
01:07:44men.
01:07:45I
01:07:46will
01:07:46not
01:07:46let
01:07:46your
01:07:47injury
01:07:47be
01:07:47in
01:07:47vain.
01:07:48They
01:07:49will
01:07:49be
01:07:49punished.
01:07:52Now
01:07:53hold
01:07:53still
01:07:53for
01:07:54me.
01:07:56Right
01:07:57rewrites
01:07:58the
01:07:58world.
01:08:09They
01:08:10are
01:08:11in
01:08:12the
01:08:12goddess
01:08:12healer's
01:08:13chant?
01:08:13Is she
01:08:14the
01:08:14goddess
01:08:14healer?
01:12:24Did she just pretends to call the first woman present of the United States?
01:12:28God I knew you were cheap but I didn't know you were crazy too!
01:12:31I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:12:34You're pathetic Trixie as Secretary CO remind everyone how I have the presidential contract
01:12:39coming.
01:12:39Miss Wickum is correct I was on the phone with the President earlier only the most important
01:12:44people have the Madame President's direct line..
01:12:47you hear that everyone
01:12:48No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:13:18No, first, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong,
01:13:23and now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:13:28Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:32I never realized how delusional they were.
01:13:35You can only dream of what you can never have while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
01:13:41Look, I don't know what circus school you went to, but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:13:45It ain't working.
01:13:46You can't just fake the...
01:13:50Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary.
01:13:53It's like real magic.
01:13:55Trixie, you're an angel, but the goddess healing is beyond your imagination.
01:14:00And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex, won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:14:08No.
01:14:09Trixie, look.
01:14:11I believe you.
01:14:12You saved me.
01:14:14Whether you're a goddess or not, you did that.
01:14:17No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me.
01:14:21We'll riot against you now.
01:14:23Tear her apart!
01:14:24Tear her apart!
01:14:26Tear her apart!
01:14:28Tear her apart!
01:14:29Tear her apart!
01:14:30Tear her apart!
01:14:31Tear her apart!
01:14:31The Vice President arrives!
01:14:48Tear her apart!
01:14:50Tear her apart!
01:14:54Tear her apart!
01:14:56Tear her apart!
01:14:56Tear her apart!
01:14:57Tear her apart!
01:14:57Tear her apart!
01:14:59Tear her apart!
01:15:00Tear her apart!
01:15:01Tear her apart!
01:15:01Tear her apart!
01:15:02Tear her apart!
01:15:10¡Suscríbete al canal!
01:15:40¡Suscríbete al canal!
01:16:07¡Suscríbete al canal!
01:16:09¡Suscríbete al canal!
01:16:49¡Suscríbete al canal!
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01:17:57¡No, no, no!
01:17:58¡No, no!
01:17:58¡Idiots!
01:18:06¡Oh, oh, my gosh!
01:18:07¡Oh, I'm so sorry, Madam President!
01:18:09¡Ah, that was, they were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle!
01:18:14¿Qué es esto?
01:18:15Oh, es mi nuevo arma de biómedica, madame, para tu militar.
01:18:19Este es un crimen de guerra.
01:18:21Estas son los inmigrantes civiles que se han metido.
01:18:23Estás uncivilizado, buffoon.
01:18:25I puedo shootar quien sea que quiera, tengo el contrato de la presidencia.
01:18:28Con gran poder comes gran responsabilidad.
01:18:30¿Y este es el tipo de creación de la creación que te ha hecho con el contrato de la presidencia?
01:18:35¿Qué estás haciendo? Reversa la poison.
01:18:36Y take it out of the present before it's too late.
01:18:39Eso es fácil.
01:18:41No necesito.
01:18:41I'll save everyone.
01:18:57¡Es raining gold!
01:19:00¿Qué está pasando?
01:19:02Trixie no tiene ese tipo de dinero.
01:19:04Tiene que ser...
01:19:05...cheap glitter.
01:19:07¿Qué?
01:19:08¿Qué?
01:19:09¿Qué?
01:19:10¿Qué?
01:19:10¿Qué?
01:19:10¿Qué?
01:19:11¿Qué?
01:19:11Don't worry, Madame Presidente.
01:19:13We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison.
01:19:15I'd be quiet if I were you.
01:19:17Because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is healed up.
01:19:20What are you talking about?
01:19:22The President literally came here to give me my billion dollar contract.
01:19:35This contract?
01:19:36Yeah.
01:19:37Yes.
01:19:38Thank you, first gentleman.
01:19:56My contract, you bitch!
01:19:59And that's not all.
01:20:12This foul weapon will not see the light of day.
01:20:15There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus.
01:20:18Don't you realize?
01:20:19Or are you too much of a goody two-shoes to understand that?
01:20:23You're the real virus here, Marissa.
01:20:26Money is worth more to you than human lives.
01:20:28And that's something I cannot tolerate.
01:20:31So prepare yourself.
01:20:32Because I'm about to smite you.
01:20:35What are you going to do?
01:20:37The President is here and I just invented the best biomedical products in the world.
01:20:43You'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:20:47Madam President, you've recovered now.
01:20:50So what's your final decision?
01:20:54I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars.
01:21:09Why are you attacking me, Madam President?
01:21:11You're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar contract.
01:21:14You wish, you idiot!
01:21:18I've never seen a woman so vile, so ugly on the inside, it makes me want to vomit.
01:21:24I don't understand.
01:21:25I was just trying to punish these imposters for posing as the Goddess of Healing.
01:21:31And do you know the Goddess of Healing saved me and my son during childbirth?
01:21:36You've really seen the Goddess Healer herself in the flesh?
01:21:40The one and only.
01:21:42And it's...
01:21:46Her.
01:21:57What?
01:22:02Welcome, Goddess.
01:22:15You really are the Goddess of Healing, aren't you?
01:22:18How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:21Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:25I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person, to help those in need, and make sure the man
01:22:31I chose loved me for me.
01:22:33No, so that means the billion dollar contract, it was you who gave it to me?
01:22:39Then she took her away just like that.
01:22:42That was her golden ticket.
01:22:44You were once my fiancé and best friend.
01:22:47But after everything you've done, we're officially getting ties with you both.
01:22:51No, please, I swear to you.
01:22:53I didn't know you were an ex-wife.
01:22:57It doesn't matter who she is.
01:22:59Trixie has a heart of gold.
01:23:01She's an amazing person.
01:23:02And you ruined that the moment that you betrayed her.
01:23:06She's going to be my wife.
01:23:07Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet.
01:23:16I love you.
01:23:30All her gold.
01:23:31All her clothes.
01:23:33All that could have been mine.
01:23:35This is all your fault.
01:23:37You seduced me!
01:23:39Don't help me!
01:23:41You were the one that came on to me, you himbo!
01:23:44Please, Trixie, give me another chance!
01:23:47I want to be rich again!
01:23:50I'll be your slave.
01:23:51Kiss the ground you walk on!
01:23:53You've had your chance to apologize.
01:23:55But it's too late now.
01:23:57All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.
01:24:02You two should be locked up.
01:24:03And she shall.
01:24:05For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction,
01:24:08arrest Maritza and Butch Wickham.
01:24:11It's all your fault, Maritza.
01:24:13I never loved you.
01:24:14It's your fault!
01:24:15I was only with you for your money.
01:24:17I don't care.
01:24:18You were rich!
01:24:19I'll see myself now!
01:24:22Rest assured, goddess.
01:24:24We will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:24:27My platform is spreading kindness, just like you.
01:24:31I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:24:33That is why I saved you.
01:24:35With these healing hands,
01:24:37I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.
01:24:42Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:24:47Let's party!
01:24:49Wait, what if we just got married?
01:24:51Right now?
01:24:52Yes!
01:24:53Well...
01:24:56Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:25:01I do.
01:25:02I do.
01:25:03You may kiss the bride.
01:25:04You may kiss the bride.
01:25:08You may kiss the bride.
01:25:10You may kiss the bride.
01:25:12You may kiss the bride.
01:25:12You may kiss the bride.
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