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00:00:02Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:06Please, save my child.
00:00:23Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:43Rejuvenate.
00:00:51Praise! She is the healer goddess!
00:00:55No, please. Don't call me that.
00:00:58What?
00:00:59I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:04Here you go, miss.
00:01:09Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:13in need?
00:01:26You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:31run!
00:01:34Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:01:44Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:49Rejuvenate.
00:01:53See? Good as the day you can kick him out of your mother's womb.
00:01:59Come on, Cleo! Let's go!
00:02:06He's not a curse!
00:02:08He's not a curse!
00:02:08Come on!
00:02:08Come on, Cleo!
00:02:09Come on!
00:02:13Hey, hey, hey!
00:02:16Hey, hey, hey!
00:02:16Please. My brother's been in a coma the last two years.
00:02:21we have no idea what the illness is if anyone can help cure him we will pay you handsomely
00:02:26the elizander armstrong his military family basically owns the entire global stock market
00:02:31he's so hot does he come with the money yes he'll even marry you if you can cure him
00:02:37money fame power it's all yours
00:02:46are we still moving forward miss trixie yes give the presidential contract to marissa
00:02:51oh i have another call coming in grandma i'm dying save me trixie grandma grandma when are you getting
00:03:04married i'm already a hundred years old i'm gonna keep you healthy forever grandma and butch is still
00:03:10on deployment so that's why i haven't been married yet oh but why marry a vegetable when i can bang
00:03:20a
00:03:20younger stud like you we're talking about my brother's life i don't have time for jokes
00:03:35please go feed your dog miss don't let it starve like you
00:03:39oh kind stranger let me repay you by granting you a wish grant me a wish as you can barely
00:03:45feed
00:03:46yourself the downfall of humanity it all starts with the loss of faith what oh jesus giving me a
00:03:54migraine are you telling me to pray to god because we've been doing that i'm telling you to have some
00:03:59faith in me okay uh i wish for you to cure my brother's illness can you do that i can
00:04:08topple
00:04:08mountains and make a king out of a frog if i wanted to cleo stay right here for a second
00:04:13don't go too far
00:04:26my migraine's gone okay then let's go if you can cure my brother he'll even marry you come on come
00:04:33on
00:04:47how is he what is the diagnosis remember you will not marry him unless you cure him i'm sorry
00:04:53i don't know what this is heard you the queen of medicine you're supposed to be one of the best
00:04:58don't worry general i'm the angel herbalist and i have mastered all healing methods of the east
00:05:05i can detect what condition your son has with just one needle
00:05:26i have no clue what this is
00:05:29oh it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all
00:05:35that's why we save the best for last me the witch doctor i'll save your son lysander
00:05:52he's not budging there's no movement truly i have saved thousands of patients all over the world
00:05:57but i don't know what this is lord i've scoured the earth for the best doctors they've tried all
00:06:04these methods and they've all failed if we can't save him there's only one person who can
00:06:12who
00:06:15the goddess of healing
00:06:19wait a second you're not talking about the legendary goddess you that's correct
00:06:24her right rewrites the rond and her left leaves the bereft that's her motto
00:06:31it's what makes her a sage amongst mortals we are nothing compared to her she is eccentric and
00:06:38elusive no one has ever seen her before if this legendary healer is the only one that can truly
00:06:44save my son i don't care if i go bankrupt i will find her james come put out a bounty
00:06:52to the entire
00:06:53world whoever finds the goddess healer will get the five million dollars there's no need
00:07:13i'll save your son
00:07:16who the hell is she dad she says she can cure lysander she's gonna save your brother don't be ridiculous
00:07:23how can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother exactly god the unemployed are getting crazier and
00:07:30crazier she's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich ew she even brought a filthy dog with her
00:07:37i bet it has fleas that flea infested dirty thing is your companion don't try to steal lysander
00:07:45arms strong from us don't touch him they say don't judge a book by its cover but i can see
00:07:57from all
00:07:57your faces that you've failed so step aside i'll take it from here could you hold this oh you're not
00:08:06gonna touch my son i'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general i know a gold digging
00:08:13whore when i see one i bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't
00:08:18paying enough cash who knows what an unskilled poor girl like her would do for some a skinny ass beggar
00:08:25trying to take advantage of lysander armstrong when he's unconscious ew disgusting go back to being a
00:08:34prostitute security get this std infested peasant out of here now let's go if you throw me out
00:08:41you're tossing away your son's last chance at life
00:08:47sir we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for master lysander into no avail
00:08:52maybe we should give her a try you can always deal with her later if she turns out to be
00:08:57a fraud
00:08:58all right i'll give you a shot but i warn you if you fail i'll have your and your dog's
00:09:05head
00:09:05mounted on my wall is that any way to ask for help you'd be blessed to have me and i'm
00:09:12only here to
00:09:13repay your younger son's kindness but since i'm not welcome here i'll leave devon come find me when
00:09:21you have a different wish no miss trixie my brother is a hero to me i can't lose him well
00:09:29if he's a hero to you then that means he must be a good person my brother is a war
00:09:35hero who single
00:09:36handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack also he's great with puppies he'd make a great
00:09:41husband who says i want to marry him as if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream
00:09:50of marrying a penniless bum like you only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her
00:09:54i mean look at her even if she cleaned herself up you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her
00:10:01only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters
00:10:06continue wasting your time but i'm saving this patient
00:10:20okay
00:10:22what's happening
00:10:24what are we doing
00:10:36the hell are you doing
00:10:39i knew she was a perv
00:10:41she's definitely trying to steal lysander from us
00:10:44do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient
00:10:47are you insane security smash her face in for licking my son
00:10:52he's born with congenital heart disease has a peanut allergy and the condition he has is called
00:10:58endogenic cryomorphy
00:10:59yeah right i mean no way you got all that just from licking him
00:11:04oh okay i've studied every disease known to man right
00:11:07i even have the badge of universal medicine right here
00:11:11and i've never heard of endo cryo
00:11:15what what
00:11:18this
00:11:25is worth nothing when i have the real thing right here
00:11:27what
00:11:29what so you think that this this crummy walking stick of yours is is what the rod of a sepulius
00:11:35why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional
00:11:41i agree
00:11:41i mean even if she does solve this medical mystery
00:11:44what is the point as of doctors who have studied for years
00:11:48we are all certified
00:11:50but lysander does have congenital heart disease
00:11:54she's right about everything
00:11:58yeah but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses one of them is bound to be right
00:12:03and again there is no such thing as endocryo what what
00:12:06endogenic cryomorphy
00:12:08oh
00:12:08and of course none of you have heard of it
00:12:10because i just discovered it
00:12:13this condition only affects those with both chd and a peanut allergy
00:12:17the chances are a billion to one
00:12:19a hundred times rarer than winning the lottery
00:12:21but lucky for you all
00:12:23you've hit the jackpot by finding me
00:12:27what a bunch of baloney
00:12:28i mean you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good
00:12:32precisely
00:12:33you are just a scamming prostitute
00:12:36you don't compare to meet us
00:12:38who actually studied real medicine
00:12:41i bet you were too poor to go to real medical school
00:12:45oh so she went to the super circus instead
00:12:48and now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases
00:12:53which mean nothing if you can't wake him up
00:12:56is that supposed to be a challenge
00:12:58oh my god
00:13:01if you three incompetent doormats want to show me up
00:13:04i think you all should grow parts of your brain back
00:13:07which by the way that condition is called an encephaly
00:13:11what is that supposed to mean
00:13:13it means you're being schooled by me
00:13:14and i'm about to walk all over your medical licensees
00:13:19then let's have a bet
00:13:20if you can't heal him
00:13:23we'll break your hands
00:13:26and then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore
00:13:32these hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined
00:13:36you're that desperate to get rid of your competition
00:13:39huh
00:13:40miss tricksy
00:13:41don't risk your hands for them
00:13:43there's too many lives at stake
00:13:47don't worry
00:13:48i got this
00:13:52it's a deal
00:13:53i'll save lysander armstrong
00:13:55no one is dying on my watch
00:14:04lysander armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years
00:14:11are you stopping me because you're scared i'd actually succeed
00:14:14homeless or not
00:14:16if you save my son
00:14:17i'll give you everything
00:14:27i'll even have lysander my heir marry you
00:14:30i'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband
00:14:33i just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing
00:14:38prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees fahrenheit
00:14:41wait wait wait wait what what for
00:14:42don't listen to her
00:14:45she probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her
00:14:50firstly
00:14:51this is called greatness
00:14:53secondly
00:14:54even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery
00:14:57you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character
00:15:01what did you just call me
00:15:05there's a man's life at stake here
00:15:07and you're standing in my way
00:15:09don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm
00:15:13now stop getting in my way
00:15:16or i promise you
00:15:17you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon
00:15:19oh yeah
00:15:20hey you want to see real pain
00:15:22where's the dog
00:15:23well put down the dog
00:15:24with pleasure
00:15:41left leaves the wrong breath
00:15:47you don't deserve to call yourself a doctor
00:15:53she's been poisoned
00:15:56it was her
00:15:57do you see any poison on me
00:15:59medicine in the right hands can save lives
00:16:02but in the wrong hands
00:16:03it becomes nothing but poison
00:16:06this bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine
00:16:09do you have one of your antidotes on you
00:16:11of course
00:16:12i've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes
00:16:16if i want to save someone
00:16:17even the grim reaper can't stop me
00:16:35why is she spitting blood
00:16:37this wasn't supposed to happen
00:16:38i thought you said even the grim reaper can't get in your way
00:16:42angel herbalist
00:16:43this is what i call
00:16:45malpractice
00:16:47this isn't fatal
00:16:48she'll live
00:16:49but she deserves a little punishment
00:16:51well
00:16:52where's the jacuzzi i asked for
00:16:54jacuzzi is ready
00:16:55right this way
00:16:56wait wait wait wait wait wait what the hell is going on
00:16:59you say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren don't you
00:17:03then stop getting in my way
00:17:05every second counts
00:17:08let's go for a dip
00:17:09shall we
00:17:13general armstrong
00:17:15your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation
00:17:18are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son
00:17:23hold on
00:17:23you two are going in there
00:17:25alone
00:17:26if you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked
00:17:30then sure
00:17:31invite everyone in
00:17:33all right
00:17:34but i warn you
00:17:35no funny business
00:18:09so
00:18:15you
00:18:38you really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman general
00:18:43armstrong exactly what if she gets pregnant by him she could blackmail you for millions that's what i
00:18:51would do if i was that poor and then the armstrong family will be the laughingstock of the nation
00:18:56held for ransom by a homeless woman dad you can't seriously be listening to that we have to have
00:19:03faith where did you actually find this low light uh on the streets are you shitting me
00:19:13you found this bum on the streets are you nuts you don't know her you don't know her background
00:19:18she could be a psychotic murder that is it general you have to go in and stop this now
00:19:22you're right that's it i'm shutting down this clown show right now james let's go yes sir
00:19:31oh my
00:19:38i told you all to stay out
00:19:45this is a critical moment for you we can't be interrupted otherwise we both die
00:19:54i'm not gonna let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son
00:20:00i'm gonna save him myself
00:20:07you see that general this isn't just a gull-dicking con woman this is a witchcraft
00:20:13i know what this is this is the dark witch i've heard of her she uses her dark magic to
00:20:20steal the
00:20:21hearts of young handsome men and then she eats them alive oh i'm gonna kill that
00:20:25before she takes my son james get the swat team yes sir
00:20:34you regain consciousness
00:20:45help me i just want
00:20:52something's wrong
00:20:56you were drunk with an aphrodisiac lysander armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine
00:21:04that's one more thing i'm saving you from
00:21:14sir the swat team is here captain morales
00:21:18my son is trapped behind there with a devious man-eating witch i need you to do whatever you can
00:21:25to tear down that door rest assured general armstrong we'll break down that door and bury that
00:21:31bitch alive
00:21:37right he writes the wrong
00:21:46who the fuck are you and why the hell are we naked
00:21:51good you're awake i'm saving you saving me by bathing with me who are you your fucking spy
00:22:00i swear to god i swear to god i'll have you arrested for this
00:22:05you're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stippor
00:22:10i will never i will
00:22:25look who's scouting now
00:22:29look i don't know what the fuck this is all right but it is a biological fact a man is
00:22:34attracted to
00:22:36a naked woman and her breasts science okay it just means that my body oh shut up
00:22:45you're distracted me with your phone and i'm a professional i hear lysander's voice captain do
00:22:51something now ready
00:22:58we're almost there aim
00:23:02get him boys get him
00:23:06fire
00:23:09fire
00:23:21fire
00:23:25those diva seals
00:23:26how is this possible it's not even a scratch i told you this is dark magic of course your earthly
00:23:34bullets won't do a thing no i believe miss trixie is a good person she's not the dark witch young
00:23:41master armstrong you are too easily fooled this homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to make a
00:23:47living how is she going to save someone else's life that's right the queen angel and i are already
00:23:53the top female doctors in the world if we can't save him no one can except for the goddess healer
00:23:59think about it we heard lysander's voice he's been in a coma for two years miss trixie must have
00:24:04woken him up you're right this homeless girl is maybe the goddess maybe this homeless girl is really
00:24:14the god no no absolutely not there is no way this hobo girl is better than us but how could
00:24:21you know
00:24:21for sure right now what we need to do is not interrupt miss trixie you're wrong sir this homeless
00:24:28snake is using the forbidden techniques on master lysander it's called borderline revival she uses
00:24:35torturous pain to wake the patient but only temporarily it's a trick to pull the wool over
00:24:41your eyes and ears that means my son is in tremendous pain i'm going to ask you two to do
00:24:48whatever you can to kill that antler rod bearing witch my son doesn't deserve this he is dying right
00:24:55now naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant then it looks like it's up to me the witch doctor
00:25:02only i
00:25:03know the right techniques to take her down my son's life is in your hands you heal him i will
00:25:10give you
00:25:10whatever your heart desires i don't know who you are but there is no way i am letting you rip
00:25:18my golden
00:25:18bachelor away from me this isn't the finishing touch i must now give you the kiss of life so we
00:25:28can both survive
00:25:47it's poison gas that poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over master lysander poison gas
00:25:56my son is in there you're jeopardizing his life as well no don't worry general gold diggers like her
00:26:02only care about themselves soon she'll come out crying to mommy then we can reverse the poison on
00:26:09your son and then he can marry one of us they really won't stop until they get both of us
00:26:15killed
00:26:18i made a promise to you that i'd save you it's now or never
00:26:35what the hell are they doing in there it's been over 10 minutes wait a second you don't think that
00:26:41there you you suffocated my brother and miss trixie in there don't point your fingers at me if your
00:26:47brother's dead it's because of that homeless gold digger oh my god yeah she's the one who sealed the
00:26:53door shut i mean she probably locked themselves in there on accident miss trixie wouldn't have to do
00:26:59that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother this is taking way too long
00:27:04captain morales it's time to get out the big guns these bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter
00:27:12bazooka she won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself crap oh my god get back suck
00:27:18uh ready aim oh shit quit your whining and stand down
00:27:41the parasite's been extracted shoot her dead now do i need to fix your hearing too
00:27:47i said stand down don't listen to her she's a fraud a termite to the field of medicine i just
00:27:55saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care if i'm a termite then you're worse than
00:28:01a disease spreading tick wait a second are you saying you cured my son he'll wake in just a moment
00:28:07you can see for yourself well now you're just asking to be exposed that is it no more stalling
00:28:14general if you won't punish her i will don't hurt her
00:28:26he's secure
00:28:33his pulse is regular in fact it's never been better
00:28:40there's no sign of illness infection or disease
00:28:51miss trixie did it dad
00:28:53lysander's warm again he's not cold and pale like before and his heart is strong come feel it
00:29:01i saved my son thank you next time don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will
00:29:07your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands
00:29:12i've learned my lesson i will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again
00:29:18wait wait no no there is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the field of
00:29:24medicine
00:29:24than the queen angel and iron
00:29:28the goddess healer
00:29:33could you really be the goddess of healing but rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well
00:29:39over 100 years old and you don't look a day after 20. it doesn't matter who i am what matters
00:29:46is that the
00:29:46patient is healthy again devon i've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother
00:29:52take care no wait miss trixie we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet he's right
00:29:58we are men of our words and as i promised you my heir lysander would take you as a wife
00:30:03if you
00:30:03cured him and you did just that of course you're welcome to marry me instead
00:30:08i really appreciate it but i'm sorry i i'm already engaged
00:30:19already engaged i am i've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three
00:30:24years and he's coming back today but don't be disappointed really i'm no one special i just
00:30:31got lucky with your brother some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments but you're
00:30:37still lysander's savior please let me give you what i promised take the gold no really i don't need
00:30:44anything i just believe in doing good in the world
00:30:51tricksy it's your fiance he's back and he says he's breaking up with you
00:30:58i must go hobo close halo glow i bet the goddess healer is just like miss trixie
00:31:11it was just dumb luck she's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal she could have
00:31:17been the richest woman in the world marrying the hottest most powerful bachelor around
00:31:25i'm gonna marry that homeless woman
00:31:31oh my god i mean i don't know about that homeless bimbo but this is godly
00:31:41my third dog job was supposed to be mine i'd so much rather share him with me than let that
00:31:48penniless ugly bitch have him you two nut jobs are a disgrace to your profession take these two
00:31:54weirdos out of here and revoke their licenses no we're not brides no she's just better than us
00:32:05we were truly blessed to have miss trixie here huh she's no average jane no she isn't
00:32:11she said it was just dumb luck but if she truly had these special skills
00:32:16why did she wear that shit-stained dress and had an impeccable looking dog but think about
00:32:20the impenetrable walls no normal person could have done that goddess or not homeless or not i don't
00:32:26care i have never met a woman like that i have to find her i have to make her my
00:32:30life she won my
00:32:31heart over too but if my bestest big bro wants her i'll help you find her all right listen
00:32:37i need help finding three wedding gifts
00:32:45i'm dumping trixie so i want you your granddaughters filthy things out of my house
00:32:52now trixie paid for this house she waited for you for three years he was dumb enough to put my
00:32:59name on
00:33:00the lease and i'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now one with some serious
00:33:03you money so get lost who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house
00:33:37you gave me this ring and asked me to wait
00:33:40and i did for three years while you were deployed yet you cheat on me with my best friend and
00:33:47now
00:33:47you're trying to swindle my home do you have no shame we were together for three years and uh
00:33:53it was a complete waste of my life when i could have been with a loaded girl like marissa
00:34:03that's how much she would owe me if i was in the rent the boyfriend business
00:34:08i see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations of being a low-grade male prostitute
00:34:17oh yeah well marissa is so much better than you she grew up even poorer than you and now
00:34:26she's the ceo of an entire corporation dude oh and you you're still nothing so you think she's an upgrade
00:34:39of course she's an upgrade look what she uh got me for my engagement oops yeah that's maybe worth one
00:34:49millionth the presidential contract i gave her
00:34:57you gave her the presidential contract i certainly did in fact
00:35:02marissa you and your dimwit brother only have everything you have all thanks to me
00:35:13oh i think she's losing it bro that breakup must have hit her hard you two are the ungrateful
00:35:20cheating scum here my granddaughter supported you and your entire family for three years while you
00:35:27were gone how dare you insult her it's okay grandma let's not stoop to that level
00:35:35poor edna she still doesn't know what you're doing out there on the streets huh
00:35:39what is he talking about jersey show her bob
00:35:47this is how embarrassingly useless your granddaughter is she didn't purchase this
00:35:51house on her own she was begging on the street for money
00:35:56i can't be caught with a piss poor nobody like you even if you got no game i got street
00:36:02credit i got
00:36:02out of case you dig the word you're looking for is dignity and you're one to speak cheater
00:36:10is this true tricksy
00:36:15i've been broadening my horizons grandma i want to see how regular everyday people live
00:36:21so that i can help them of course those without substance underneath would never understand that
00:36:27what is that supposed to mean it means the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade
00:36:32is actually a downgrade
00:36:37enough bullshitting already just sign the damn papers and we can each get on with our lives
00:36:54at your wedding i will
00:36:55what if you won't do good by me of breaking things off before two-timing me with my best friend
00:37:02why
00:37:03should i do good by you i'll give you my john hancock at your wedding as a charity to you
00:37:10fucking bitch you better keep your word oh that's rich after tomorrow you will never feel so rich ever
00:37:17again do you remember that
00:37:26tricksy marissa's a millionaire now they'll destroy you if you show even so much as a hair at their wedding
00:37:33grandma i have to confess something to you i've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions trillions
00:37:43that would make you the richest person on the planet it's because of the healing hands i inherited from
00:37:50aseplius the god of healing i've saved several world leaders with these hands that's how i was able to
00:37:57give marissa the presidential contract and become the goddess healer it makes me angrier hearing her name
00:38:04knowing how she betrayed you but please tricksy dear i know it was broken your heart but embellishing
00:38:12your worth and who you are it will only delay the healing process you don't have to believe me just
00:38:19yet after we lost mom and dad because we didn't have the money for their medical bills
00:38:24i vowed that i would do everything i can to serve those in need
00:38:29that's why i'm taking everything back from butch and i'm giving it back to charity
00:38:32you've always had an angel's heart i'm certain you will meet someone who will treat you right
00:38:39who actually deserves you you will see tomorrow grandma
00:38:45oh yeah
00:38:51you said tricksy's crashing at my wedding she was bullying us too salsa
00:38:56she's probably trying to extort you now that she knows you're rich as
00:38:58fuck
00:38:59i hope when nobody steps on snake snake bites back hard so let her come and embarrass herself
00:39:06yeah you mean
00:39:10we broadcast that video
00:39:16yes her cave woman's take the 19th century tin can she'll prop me up higher on my pedestal and the
00:39:22whole world sees her in her homeless mess against my presidential glow up let's turn this party into her funeral
00:39:35there he is welcome home brother welcome home general
00:39:44sir the homeless woman who saved you miss trixie this is the file of her ex butch tanner
00:39:49he served with your regiment in the marines you mean the butch tanner that can barely carry supplies
00:39:54well she's been providing for him and his entire family while he's been deployed overseas sir so
00:39:58she waited for him for years and then he betrayed her
00:40:01fucking coward according to intel she's planning to bring it down on them at their wedding
00:40:05we should join her men i'm only alive today because of that virtuous woman
00:40:11and her incredible power that saved my life so she needs our support will you join me in protecting her
00:40:16yes sir we will allow our lives to protect her sir and let's roll
00:40:36welcome everyone to my wedding today is a very special day for me and butch not only are we getting
00:40:42married but in just one hour my company will be receiving the presidential contract allowing my
00:40:47biomedical company to go public congratulations on the contract once again mrs like him stow butch
00:40:57is taking my last name oh and please don't be so uptight secretary cho you are the secretary of the
00:41:03entire u.s health department but this is a party after all i see some of the most important people
00:41:09in
00:41:09the nation have also arrived to celebrate you the u.s president will also be arriving soon to give you
00:41:17the contract herself it's an honor that's why sasa is the best wife a man could ever dream of
00:41:25we will make sure the crowd is entertained tonight we'll let the wedding begin
00:41:32not so fast the party doesn't start until i say it does
00:41:58you two really are a match made in hell so i've come to save your guests from this oncoming train
00:42:04wreck
00:42:04i don't recognize it from any of our elite circles who is she uh this is our uh entertainment for
00:42:10tonight sir just watch
00:42:15trixie what are you doing here this isn't the homeless shelter you lost i bet she's here to bum
00:42:19a meal off us you know being this poor me bum a meal have you forgotten that it was i
00:42:27who bankrolled
00:42:28you two for the last three years what evidence do you have of that look at me then go look
00:42:33at yourself in the
00:42:34mirror i'm a millionaire ceo even the first woman president will be here any second now to congratulate
00:42:40me and you're nothing but a washed up sewer rat sasa she's like so obsessed with me she'll
00:42:48see everyone butch already cut ties with his ex but she's so shameless and desperate that she'd still
00:42:55show up to my wedding to suck up to me this is what poor sad girls do they beg for
00:43:01scraps from us the
00:43:03rich and glorious projecting much marissa you might feel all high and mighty now but don't bite the hand
00:43:09that feeds you especially when i'm the one who's giving you the contract
00:43:18you giving me the contract you have no skills no education no connection so how could you possibly
00:43:26have a pool to get the us president to give me a billion dollar contract we both share humble beginnings
00:43:33marissa and i saw potential in you even trusted you as my best friend but i recognize now that greed
00:43:40has poisoned you don't be all sore now just because i stole your man this is what us rich girls
00:43:46do they
00:43:48steal from lame spinsters for fun damn right you were too embarrassing for me sasa tramples you any day
00:43:57i can say that now that i'm marrying the rich bravo self-admission of a gold digger quick somebody put
00:44:03that on a memoir sasa she's embarrassing me in front of everyone should make yourself don't listen to her
00:44:08everyone she's the gold digging blood-sucking leech i don't even have to lift a finger and you're already
00:44:14embarrassing yourself in front of everyone for me butch you may look and sound like a man but you're nothing
00:44:22but a pathetic coward okay enough you know what i always couldn't stand about you your moral posturing
00:44:28but guess what morals are just lies to make you and girls feel better about yourselves that's why no
00:44:34man will choose you over marissa trixie because i've got the material goods and you're just all empty
00:44:40talk i'm not here to request to be chosen because i'm the one who's doing the choosing see this
00:44:59oh my god is that the billion dollar contract for sasa
00:45:06the one that's supposed to make us all rich as fuck no absolutely not i i don't believe it
00:45:12you all sound so scared already don't worry this isn't that contract
00:45:17it's the lease to the modest home you try to swindle from me
00:45:23see everyone she's just trying to bluff us but you don't even have the guts to go all the way
00:45:28look at her following orders i asked her to sign over the lease and here she is like a good
00:45:33little
00:45:34peasant slave that house is worth all her life savings
00:45:40you want to uh i don't know beg for a little treat while you're at it
00:45:54you must understand me i'm here to take back everything i've ever given you
00:45:59i'm giving it to charity
00:46:08bro she's gone cuckoo in the head she thinks that just because she rented a pretty little dress she
00:46:12can pretend to be a deep pocket investment baddie you wish you had that kind of money to just toss
00:46:17away trixie it's just a drop in the bucket for me uh i i know what this is you've gotten
00:46:23delusional
00:46:24and you think you're cinderella so you can just show up to a fancy party and some prince charming will
00:46:29scoop you into money forever well that's not happening security lock the doors this woman doesn't
00:46:35leave until we're through with her this is where your dreams will die bitch
00:46:45we found miss trixie lysander she's being cornered by her ex and his mistress at the
00:46:48wickham wedding right now butch tanner well he's gonna wish he died in battle after i'm done with him
00:46:54let's go
00:46:58you think a few toy guns scare me marissa i've saved plenty of people for much worse
00:47:05including your head of command butch general lysander armstrong you mean the legendary war hero
00:47:12he's been in a coma for years after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack you're an unskilled
00:47:18unemployed ugly leech so how could you possibly have this magical ability to heal someone like
00:47:24general lysander armstrong no one here's gonna believe you if you really cured the incurable
00:47:29general then sasa is the fucking virgin mary and she's not you're just asking to be humiliated
00:47:36trixie you show them butch
00:47:43see for yourselves everyone trixie's just a freeloading beggar
00:47:51she won't leave me and marissa alone because we're rich as fuck now i'm a major in the marines
00:47:57sasa she has a billion dollar biomedical contract with the military approved by the first female
00:48:05president of the united states herself bitch how despicable she's just trying to leech off you
00:48:11like a parasitic gold digger get out of here no one wants to marry you no free meals for the
00:48:16poor
00:48:17do you see this trixie this is high society so you're either born on a silver spoon or you're
00:48:24as accomplished as me to be here maybe if you do some serious dick sucking here maybe someone will
00:48:30drop a couple bucks in your tin can
00:48:35i already have everything one can dream of but i valued our friendship marissa which is why i came
00:48:40here to give you a second chance to see if you'd apologize and admit to your backstabbing but no
00:48:46you stooped so low it disgusts me nothing is more disgusting than you standing on street corners
00:48:53like a bum and who knows if you've already started offering sexual services well then
00:49:01why don't you get on your knees for me trixie my brother will never take you back no man will
00:49:07marry
00:49:07and embarrass man like you but make me happy and i might consider making you my personal prostitute
00:49:25how dare you hit my brother i'm never letting you leave here alive
00:49:31awesome don't worry my dear after i'm done with you trixie not even the goddess of healing will be
00:49:37able to save you oh is that so security get down on your knees and give bob one hell of
00:49:48a blowjob
00:49:48in front of everybody here or i'll pop so many holes in you the men here won't know which one
00:49:53to
00:49:53fuck i don't need to be the goddess of anything to punish you any of the powerful leaders i've
00:49:59saved before could crush you before you even touch me dream on you wish general lysander scooped you
00:50:06off your feet but you weren't good enough for me you're definitely not good enough for him enough
00:50:11you're souring my party so you either get the fuck out or i'm gonna shoot you on the count of
00:50:19three
00:50:19i think i quite like it here two
00:50:34this wine is so delicious one shoot
00:50:40nobody is laying a hand on my future wife
00:50:50it's it's
00:51:00who the hell is this
00:51:06i'm sorry that i'm late did they hurt you no i'm fine but um when did i become your future
00:51:13wife
00:51:15you saved me trixie remember i'm a man of my word they're never gonna hurt you ever again really it
00:51:23was nothing i saved you because you're a good man not because i want you to owe me any favors
00:51:35i see what this is you're the one who cheated on me trixie look at you guys all lovey dog
00:51:40don't
00:51:41try to pin this on her she waited for you for three years this is the kind of woman of
00:51:45virtue that a man
00:51:45would die for you don't make me laugh she's probably out there giving blowjobs for cash no man who in
00:51:56a
00:51:56hundred foot pole would want to touch her she should be happy bob was willing to give her some
00:52:05i see her in the marines
00:52:08i'm a major you know look man i know trixie is like uh i don't know like a seven now
00:52:15that she's all
00:52:15cleaned up but don't waste your manhood on a whiny worthless woman like that
00:52:25a real man never talks about a woman that way you're a coward
00:52:40we don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them
00:52:44you're very gracious trixie you know that
00:52:49you're only getting off with it because she's so kind so you're gonna do me the favor of never
00:52:52coming near her again you understand you want to with me a little dipshit i'm a major
00:52:58you're probably lowest rank of the military grunts i'll i'll destroy you do you really not know who
00:53:04this is butch i thought you were in the marines what have you been doing this whole time if you
00:53:08don't
00:53:09know who this war hero is he was just a supply boy war hero is this all part of your
00:53:18plan trixie
00:53:19poor girl did you sell your house to hire this actor so you can feel better about yourself a woman's
00:53:25worth is tied to the man she marries trixie is worthless because that guy looks like a cowboy
00:53:34a bum girl and a pimp what a pair seems like they don't know who you are since you've been
00:53:40out of
00:53:40action for so long maybe we should try to pay some off some more don't you think bring in the
00:53:46wedding gifts
00:53:55what is all this trixie listen i know that you didn't ask for anything after you saved my life
00:54:01but i know that we shared a moment
00:54:06i'm not the kind of man to get close to a woman and then just disappear it's not in my
00:54:10nature
00:54:12like somebody else here listen trixie i have never met a woman like you so incredible and kind
00:54:24and beautiful so i know that you're the one for me this guy's either nuts or a really really good
00:54:33after oscar worthy oscar worthy no first gift
00:54:43trixie i know that you just lost your home so i'm gifting you with your own new mansion worth 500
00:54:50million dollars previously owned by jennifer aniston second gift
00:54:59this contains all the rights to my entire fortune which is now yours entire fortune from a cowboy
00:55:06actor you must be that easy they already spent their entire life savings on this clown show they've
00:55:11got nothing left why sander i really don't care for any of us look i i know i know that
00:55:18you are the
00:55:18farthest thing from a material woman okay which is exactly why well my third gift is um
00:55:34wealth
00:55:41cleo hey oh my god you found my dog
00:55:51trixie i'm just a man but with you it's so much more trixie amore
00:56:00will you marry me
00:56:03you know i can't say no to this doggo
00:56:09yes i will marry you
00:56:27go go power couple whoo okay stop the only power couple here is butch and i
00:56:36let's remind everyone how worthless trixie is no man in their right mind would marry that
00:56:44embarrassing sack of scraps hey i don't care if she's homeless or not but i'm making this woman my
00:56:50wife which means that she will be treated as and cherished as the most precious woman on earth understand
00:57:00you still don't realize that my brother is the most powerful man on earth this is general
00:57:06lysander armstrong
00:57:15as if like the almighty general lysander armstrong would propose to a homeless prostitute like
00:57:22trixie yes the armstrong family basically control the global stock market lysander armstrong would
00:57:27sooner marry the princess of england than someone from the lowest rank of society i bet my life
00:57:33you're all just actors then you better enjoy your last breath come on lysander what are we waiting
00:57:38for let's show them what we can do and get revenge for trixie what can a bunch of piss poor
00:57:42people do to us the elites infect us with your poor people bad luck she wishes she could blame her
00:57:48low status on bad luck truth is she's just a useless lazy bitch and bum she's utterly unmarriable
00:57:58i can dispose of them in other means if you don't prefer violence i'd handle them myself but
00:58:06i'll let you do all the heavy lifting go ahead lysander
00:58:17yes hello this is lysander please bankrupt marissa wickham for me
00:58:22oh my gosh i'm so scared anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone
00:58:34uh hello yes
00:58:39what
00:58:54hey hey hey are you sure that was the call saucer that that was a real call people don't just
00:59:00suddenly go bankrupt like that my company's dead evaporated poof it's a thin air
00:59:08that's impossible who are you what did you do secretary cho you said you're the secretary of
00:59:15health right and you yourself said that the armstrong family owns the entire global stock market
00:59:20could that be how they bankrupted miss wickham then that means
00:59:27you're really lysander armstrong the richest and most powerful man in the country
00:59:33tricks he's married the famed war hero the man every girl wants and every man wants to be
00:59:41now you believe me those who do bad will always end up losing everything
00:59:46there's got to be some some trick to this you guys are just bums trying to extort money from us
01:00:00i know why you're all over tricksy because you've been in the military for so long you don't know
01:00:04what a real woman can do for you let me take you to my wedding chamber and i'll show you
01:00:09a good time
01:00:12do you remember your hands for me or i'll have them removed for you
01:00:15i would never be interested in a woman who's as vile and cruel and wicked as you are guess the
01:00:27cheater gets cheated on eventually
01:00:31sasa was just trying to save the company i don't blame her at all your double standards are incredible
01:00:37okay you don't want me fine but there's plenty of other efficiency i can give you a room full of
01:00:43pageant winners uh 18 years old fresh for the taking
01:00:53i did that so you wouldn't have to miss tricksy thank you devon
01:00:59marissa not only have you backstabbed me your best friend by stealing my fiancee
01:01:06but now you'd sell at other innocent girls just to get your company back you're an insult to all
01:01:11good women out there no to all of humanity so now everything that i've ever given you to
01:01:17i'm taking it all back
01:01:21wait everyone stop
01:01:25they're imposters
01:01:30i just got off the phone with the president and she said your contract is not getting cancelled
01:01:34because it was assigned by the goddess healer herself so we won't go bankrupt the goddess healer
01:01:41you mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine approved of my biomedical
01:01:46products yes that's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine the goddess
01:01:52healer's motto is the right rewrites the wrong the left leave the wrong bereft that means she's
01:01:59rewarding me the president would never let your company go bankrupt in fact she's on her way now
01:02:07so you're telling me this dashingly handsome motherfucker over here isn't lysander armstrong
01:02:14who the cares who he is if the president and the goddess healer approves of my products who
01:02:19cares about this washed up war hero we can break his legs break his arms no one would even bat
01:02:24an eye
01:02:24she even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services fbi fbi
01:02:31you're under arrest for fraudulent claims and identity theft gotcha
01:02:41guess i still get the last laugh tricksy no don't arrest her tricksy is a good person please officer
01:02:49don't arrest her grandma mr rogers mrs williams what are you all doing here the neighbors heard
01:02:55about the breakup between you and butch we were worried so we came here to back you up listen officer
01:03:01i can attest that tricksy amoria it's a good neighbor she's very kind-hearted and would never
01:03:07break the law yes and one time when my daughter needed university tuition tricksy gave her everything
01:03:13she had just to help her out she also paid for my recent heart surgery as well my fiance really
01:03:19is
01:03:20an incredible woman she's an angel descended from heaven you must be the criminal pretending to be
01:03:30general lysander armstrong my brother is not a criminal he's a war hero who single-handedly saved
01:03:36this country from a terrorist attack without him this whole country would have been bombed to ash and
01:03:42that's why it's twice the crime is stealing his identity general lysander armstrong only fell into
01:03:47a coma because of the fight with the terrorist and we've received no word that he's woken up yet so
01:03:51this must be an imposter i can tell that this whole dilemma with my identity is causing you a lot
01:03:57of trouble i promise that i'll get it resolved and we can focus on taking down your scumbag ex
01:04:04if you want to arrest me fine but don't fuck with my fiance you don't get to decide punk let's
01:04:11go
01:04:34get him if you can
01:04:44yeah
01:05:03Oh, my God.
01:05:26Is that enough pain?
01:05:28Or do you want more?
01:05:37Legend is written all over you, Icenander.
01:05:42Grandma.
01:05:44Meet my new fiancé.
01:05:48Wow, your new fiancé?
01:05:50He's so manly.
01:05:52Much better than your last one.
01:05:54I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:05:57It's Butch's loss.
01:05:58Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa.
01:06:02She's like a shining star in the sky, and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:06:07Bitch, we name-calling now?
01:06:08I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right, Sam?
01:06:12Drown out the poor!
01:06:13Drown out the poor!
01:06:15Drown out the poor!
01:06:16Drown out the poor!
01:06:18Drown out the poor!
01:06:19Drown out the poor!
01:06:20See, Trixie?
01:06:21You've got no connections, no power.
01:06:24You can't compete against me, even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:06:27We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.
01:06:30So you're using defenseless lives as your shield because you know we won't hurt them.
01:06:35Let them eat cake!
01:06:37Hm.
01:06:46You can't shoot all of them.
01:06:48Grab what you can, fam.
01:06:49Attack!
01:06:50Attack!
01:07:07You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:07:15What the fuck was that?
01:07:17I don't care what the fuck it was.
01:07:18I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding.
01:07:28Damn it!
01:07:29Damn it!
01:07:30Damn it!
01:07:32You forgot I had a gun, too?
01:07:35That'll teach you from messing with the Wigham's.
01:07:37Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here.
01:07:39We're quartered.
01:07:40I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:07:42Dovan, you and your brother are both good men.
01:07:45Then, I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:07:48They will be punished.
01:07:52Now hold still for me.
01:07:57Wright rewrites the world.
01:08:08Holy fuck!
01:08:10Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:08:11By chanting the goddess healer's chant?
01:08:13Is she the goddess healer?
01:08:19I'm all better now.
01:08:20Thank you, Miss Trixie.
01:08:22See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:08:25No, please.
01:08:27I am just an ordinary girl.
01:08:28Don't put me on some sort of pedestal.
01:08:30Sure.
01:08:32You hear that?
01:08:33She's just some average homeless girl in the streets.
01:08:36She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.
01:08:38While I do not care for glory, I do believe in justice.
01:08:43Marissa and Butch, not only have you betrayed me, but now you've hurt the innocent too.
01:08:48I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:08:51And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:53God?
01:08:54Wrong.
01:08:56But you're close.
01:08:58Oh, bullshit.
01:08:59I'm going to show you how the elite can travel in your little lives.
01:09:04You want to cross the line so bad?
01:09:06Then let's see you try.
01:09:07Charge!
01:09:17The hell is this?
01:09:19This is the line between life and death.
01:09:23Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:26I'll admit it looks pretty good, but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:09:31You're not the Grim Reaper.
01:09:33What if it's a trap?
01:09:34That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:09:36We ain't afraid of her.
01:09:37She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:09:40Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:09:43I will.
01:09:47Left leaves the wrong left.
01:09:56I'm fine.
01:09:57Nothing happened.
01:09:58You'll see soon enough.
01:10:00Oh, please.
01:10:01I really want to die.
01:10:03And you call this the line between life and death?
01:10:05I knew you were just making that shit up.
01:10:07Whoops.
01:10:08Just crossed it again.
01:10:10Whoops.
01:10:10And again.
01:10:12Nothing's happening.
01:10:24No!
01:10:25No!
01:10:27What did you do to my brother?
01:10:29I didn't do anything.
01:10:31Your brother just didn't want to heed my warning.
01:10:34I suggest you take him to the U.R.
01:10:36If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:10:39Come on.
01:10:41Major.
01:10:41Are you not going to help your own brother?
01:10:43How was he able to cross the line?
01:10:45See, this must be an illusion.
01:10:50Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
01:10:53Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please?
01:11:02If you're so sore, I wouldn't marry you.
01:11:04You'd go and hurt my brother.
01:11:05Oh, please.
01:11:06You hurt us first.
01:11:08At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.
01:11:11But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
01:11:16Marissa, thanks for taking this low life from me.
01:11:20You blame yourself for being worthless.
01:11:23You think anyone would want to marry you when you've got nothing to offer?
01:11:28When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:34Don't touch my wife.
01:11:38And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:11:43You can daydream all you want now, Trixie.
01:11:45But when the presidential contract arrives, it'll hit you like a fucking truck.
01:11:49That you're nothing but an ugly phony and I'm the queen of everything.
01:11:52Oh, really?
01:11:54Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:11:57You've got nothing on me.
01:12:02Yes.
01:12:03Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:12:10Goddess.
01:12:11Madam President, I require your assistance.
01:12:14Yes, we'll be there immediately.
01:12:19Get the VP.
01:12:20We're leaving now.
01:12:24Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:12:28God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too.
01:12:31I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:12:34You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:12:36A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming?
01:12:39Miss Wickham is correct.
01:12:41I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:12:43Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:12:47You hear that, everyone?
01:12:48There is no way low-life Trixie could have called the president by herself.
01:12:54She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention,
01:12:58so she's come here to play up her importance.
01:13:00No, my granddaughter would never do that.
01:13:03Reversing time just to heal someone's wound, only the goddess healer can do that.
01:13:08What? Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:13:13Oh, my God.
01:13:16Oh, first, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong,
01:13:23and now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:13:28Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:31I never realized how delusional they were.
01:13:34You can only dream of what you can never have.
01:13:37While we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
01:13:41Look, I don't know what circus school you went to,
01:13:43but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:13:45It ain't working.
01:13:46You can't just fake the...
01:13:50Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary.
01:13:53It's like real magic.
01:13:55Trixie, you're an angel,
01:13:57but the goddess healing is beyond your imagination.
01:14:00And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex,
01:14:03won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:14:08No.
01:14:09Trixie, look.
01:14:11I believe you.
01:14:12You saved me.
01:14:14Whether you're a goddess or not,
01:14:16you did that.
01:14:17No matter what happens,
01:14:19you are a goddess to me.
01:14:21We'll riot against you now.
01:14:23Tear her apart!
01:14:24Tear her apart!
01:14:26Tear her apart!
01:14:28Tear her apart!
01:14:29Tear her apart!
01:14:31The Vice President arrives!
01:14:48Who dare cause ruckus in here?
01:14:53You're General Lysander Armstrong.
01:14:56Wait, what?
01:14:59He's actually General Lysander Armstrong?
01:15:01No, no.
01:15:02We've been through this already once, okay?
01:15:04Right, Secretary Cho?
01:15:06This actor Trixie Hired
01:15:08pulled this weird stunt
01:15:10to try to bankrupt me.
01:15:11But you already confirmed with Madame President
01:15:13that I got the contract coming still, right?
01:15:16Yes.
01:15:16We all thought he was a fraud.
01:15:18What I mean is...
01:15:21You're the war hero.
01:15:22General Lysander Armstrong.
01:15:24And how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding?
01:15:27The moment you wake up,
01:15:29you fall under this vixen spell
01:15:30and now you're attacking one of the most important allies to the president?
01:15:34He is the general.
01:15:37Oh, but he's in trouble now.
01:15:39Did you hear that?
01:15:41Even the Vice President knows me
01:15:42as an important ally to the nation's leader.
01:15:45So what if Trixie picked up some washed-up war hero?
01:15:48We got the VP and the president.
01:15:50On our side,
01:15:52you'll always be nothing, Trixie.
01:15:55I told you.
01:15:56Now punish them, Vice President Langley.
01:15:58This is treason.
01:16:00Lysander Armstrong,
01:16:01you are stripped from your military honors and titles.
01:16:08Hurry!
01:16:09The Goddess Healer needs us.
01:16:13You can't do that, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:15My brother is a war hero.
01:16:17He single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack.
01:16:20He was in a coma for two years.
01:16:21If it wasn't for Miss Trixie, he would...
01:16:23Enough!
01:16:24You speak another word
01:16:25and I will bring down your entire family.
01:16:28Not just your brother.
01:16:30Yeah.
01:16:31It's okay.
01:16:33Mr. Vice President,
01:16:34I've already given my life once for my country.
01:16:36I have no problem doing that again
01:16:38if it means protecting my fiancée's life.
01:16:41And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:43I never gave a fuck
01:16:45about any damn titles.
01:16:49I truly saved a good man.
01:16:56I will not let you bring ruin to my fiancée.
01:16:59And what can you do about it?
01:17:01Oh, Mr. Vice President,
01:17:02I have a swell idea.
01:17:04My biomedical company
01:17:05invented the latest line
01:17:06of poison darts for the military.
01:17:08Let's try it out on them.
01:17:12Hold on, Mr. Vice President.
01:17:13There's no way that you're taking this seriously.
01:17:15Put innocent civilian lives in danger?
01:17:18Despicable.
01:17:18What's more despicable
01:17:19is that you and your filthy companions
01:17:22are disrespecting power.
01:17:24Miss Wickham,
01:17:25you can use full force on them.
01:17:28Did you hear that, boys?
01:17:33Oh.
01:17:42Shoot!
01:17:43Wait, that's the president.
01:17:48Wait, that's the president.
01:17:50Oh my God.
01:17:51Oh my God.
01:17:54Oh my God.
01:17:55What the hell?
01:17:57Hey, idiots!
01:17:59Oh my God.
01:18:00Oh my God.
01:18:02Oh my God.
01:18:02Oh my God.
01:18:07I'm so sorry, Madam President.
01:18:09That was, they were totally aiming for Trixie,
01:18:12the fraud in the middle.
01:18:14What is this?
01:18:15Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madam,
01:18:18for your military.
01:18:19This is a war crime.
01:18:21These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with.
01:18:23You're the uncivilized buffoon.
01:18:25I can shoot whoever I want.
01:18:26I have the presidential contract.
01:18:28With great power comes great responsibility.
01:18:30And this is the kind of dastardly creation
01:18:33you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:18:35What are you doing?
01:18:35Reverse the poison
01:18:36and take it out of the present
01:18:38before it's too late.
01:18:39That is easy.
01:18:40There's no need.
01:18:42I'll save everyone.
01:18:57It's raining gold.
01:19:00What's happening?
01:19:02Trixie doesn't have that kind of money.
01:19:04It's got to be cheap glitter.
01:19:07She, she, she is?
01:19:10She is a criminal.
01:19:12Don't worry, Madam President.
01:19:13We will arrest her
01:19:14and we'll throw her in prison.
01:19:15I'd be quiet if I were you
01:19:16because you're the one
01:19:17that would be going to prison
01:19:18once everyone is healed up.
01:19:20What are you talking about?
01:19:21The President literally came here
01:19:23to give me my billion dollar contract.
01:19:35This contract?
01:19:36Yeah, yes.
01:19:38Thank you, first gentleman.
01:19:56My contract, you bitch!
01:19:59And that's not all.
01:20:12This foul weapon
01:20:13will not see the light of day.
01:20:15There is only a need for a vaccine
01:20:17if there is a virus.
01:20:18Don't you realize?
01:20:19Or are you too much
01:20:20of a goody two-shoes
01:20:22to understand that?
01:20:23You're the real virus here, Marissa.
01:20:26Money is worth more to you
01:20:27than human lives.
01:20:28And that's something
01:20:29I cannot tolerate.
01:20:31So prepare yourself
01:20:32because I'm about to smite you.
01:20:35What are you going to do?
01:20:37The President is here
01:20:39and I just invented
01:20:40the best biomedical products
01:20:42in the world.
01:20:43You'll pardon me
01:20:44for that little mishap, right?
01:20:47Madam President,
01:20:48you've recovered now.
01:20:50So what's your final decision?
01:20:54I'll...
01:20:54She's going to give me
01:20:55my billion dollar...
01:21:02I'll smack her
01:21:03until she sees 50 stars.
01:21:09Why are you attacking me,
01:21:11Madam President?
01:21:11You're supposed to be giving me
01:21:13the billion dollar contract.
01:21:14You wish, you idiot!
01:21:18I've never seen a woman
01:21:19so vile,
01:21:21so ugly on the inside
01:21:22it makes me want to vomit.
01:21:24I don't understand.
01:21:25I was just trying to punish
01:21:26these imposters
01:21:27for posing as
01:21:27the Goddess of Healing.
01:21:31And do you know
01:21:32the Goddess Healer
01:21:33saved me and my son
01:21:35during childbirth?
01:21:36You've really seen
01:21:37the Goddess Healer
01:21:39herself in the flesh?
01:21:40the one and only.
01:21:43And it's...
01:21:46her.
01:21:57What?
01:22:02Welcome, Goddess.
01:22:15You really are
01:22:16the Goddess of Healing,
01:22:17aren't you?
01:22:18How else did you think
01:22:19I saved you?
01:22:21Then why did you
01:22:21keep it a secret
01:22:22for so long?
01:22:25I wanted to walk
01:22:26the Earth
01:22:27as a normal person,
01:22:28help those in need,
01:22:30and make sure
01:22:31the man I chose
01:22:31loved me for me.
01:22:33No, so that means
01:22:34the billion-dollar contract,
01:22:37it was you
01:22:38who gave it to me?
01:22:39Then she took it away
01:22:40just like that.
01:22:42That was her golden ticket.
01:22:44You were once
01:22:45my fiancé and best friend,
01:22:46but after everything
01:22:48you've done,
01:22:49we're officially
01:22:49getting ties with you both.
01:22:51No, please,
01:22:52I swear to you,
01:22:53I didn't know
01:22:53you were an actual sick.
01:22:57It doesn't matter
01:22:58who she is.
01:22:59Trixie has a heart of gold,
01:23:00and she's an amazing person,
01:23:02and you ruined that
01:23:03the moment that
01:23:04you betrayed her.
01:23:06She's going to be my wife,
01:23:07because she is the most
01:23:08beautiful and amazing
01:23:09woman on this planet.
01:23:16I love you.
01:23:30all her gold,
01:23:31all her clothes,
01:23:33all that could have been mine.
01:23:35This is all your fault.
01:23:36This is all...
01:23:37You seduced me!
01:23:38Don't pop me!
01:23:40You were the one
01:23:41that came on to me,
01:23:42you himbo!
01:23:44Please,
01:23:44Trixie,
01:23:45give me another chance!
01:23:47I want to be rich again!
01:23:49I'll be your slave.
01:23:51Kiss the ground you walk on!
01:23:53You've had your chance
01:23:54to apologize,
01:23:55but it's too late now.
01:23:57All I see
01:23:58is your greed
01:23:59and how much
01:23:59you'd hurt others
01:24:00just to benefit yourself.
01:24:02You two should be locked up.
01:24:03And she shall.
01:24:05For creating
01:24:06illegal weapons
01:24:07of mass destruction,
01:24:08arrest Marissa
01:24:09and Butch Wickham.
01:24:11It's all your fault, Marissa.
01:24:13I never loved you.
01:24:14It's your fault!
01:24:15I was only with you
01:24:16for your money.
01:24:17You were rich.
01:24:19I'll see myself now.
01:24:22Rest assured, goddess.
01:24:24We will not be using
01:24:26these biomedical weapons.
01:24:27My platform
01:24:28is spreading kindness
01:24:29just like you.
01:24:31I knew you'd
01:24:32uphold our shared values.
01:24:33That is why
01:24:34I saved you.
01:24:35With these healing hands,
01:24:37I will work tirelessly
01:24:39to change the world
01:24:39one good deed at a time.
01:24:41Well,
01:24:42let's not let this
01:24:44wedding go to waste.
01:24:47Let's party!
01:24:48Wait,
01:24:49what if we just got married?
01:24:51Right now?
01:24:52Yes.
01:24:53Well.
01:24:54Woo!
01:24:56Do you take each other
01:24:59to be your lawfully
01:25:00wedded partner?
01:25:01I do.
01:25:02I do.
01:25:03You may kiss the bride.
01:25:11You may kiss the bride.
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