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She's Not Homeless, She's Healer Goddess
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00:00:02Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:06Please, save my child.
00:00:23Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:43Rijun.
00:00:45Rijun.
00:00:46Rijun.
00:00:52Rijun.
00:00:53Rijun.
00:00:53Rijun.
00:00:53She is the Healer goddess!
00:00:55No, please.
00:00:57Don't call me that.
00:00:58What?
00:00:59I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:05Here you go, miss.
00:01:09Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:14in need?
00:01:26You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:32run!
00:01:35Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:01:44Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:49Rijun.
00:01:54See? Good as the day you can kick him out of your mother's womb.
00:02:00Come on, Cleo! Let's go!
00:02:06Oh!
00:02:13Hey, hey, hey!
00:02:17Please. My brother's been in a coma the last two years.
00:02:21we have no idea what the illness is if anyone can help cure him we will pay you handsomely
00:02:26be lysander armstrong his military family basically owns the entire global stock market
00:02:32he's so hot does he come with the money yes he'll even marry you if you can cure him
00:02:38money fame power it's all yours
00:02:46are we still moving forward miss trixie yes give the presidential contract to marissa
00:02:52oh i have another call coming in grandma i'm dying save me trixie grandma grandma when are you getting
00:03:04married i'm already a hundred years old i'm gonna keep you healthy forever grandma and butch is still
00:03:11on deployment so that's why i haven't been married yet oh but why marry a vegetable when i can bang
00:03:20a
00:03:20younger stud like you you're talking about my brother's life i don't have time for jokes
00:03:36please go feed your dog miss don't let it starve like you
00:03:39oh kind stranger let me repay you by granting you a wish grant me a wish as you can barely
00:03:46feed
00:03:46yourself the downfall of humanity it all starts with the loss of faith what oh jeez this is giving
00:03:55me a migraine are you telling me to pray to god because we've been doing that i'm telling you to
00:03:59have some faith in me okay uh i wish for you to cure my brother's illness can you do that
00:04:07i can topple
00:04:08mountains and make a king out of a frog if i wanted to cleo stay right here for a second
00:04:13don't go too far
00:04:26my migraine's gone okay then let's go if you can cure my brother he'll even marry you come on come
00:04:33on
00:04:47how is he what is the diagnosis remember you will not marry him unless you cure him i'm sorry
00:04:54i don't know what this is heard you the queen of medicine you're supposed to be one of the best
00:04:59don't worry general i'm the angel herbalist and i have mastered all healing methods of the east
00:05:05i can detect what condition your son has with just one needle
00:05:26i have no clue what this is
00:05:30oh it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all
00:05:35that's why we saved the best for last me the witch doctor i'll save your son lysander
00:05:52he's not budging there's no movement truly i have saved thousands of patients all over the world but
00:05:58i don't know what this is lord i've scoured the earth for the best doctors they've tried all these
00:06:05methods and they've all failed if we can't save him there's only one person who can
00:06:12who
00:06:16the goddess of healing
00:06:20wait a second you're not talking about the legendary goddess you
00:06:23that's correct her right rewrites the wrong and her left leaves the bereft
00:06:29that's her motto
00:06:31it's what makes her a sage amongst mortals we are nothing compared to her
00:06:36she is eccentric and elusive no one has ever seen her before
00:06:41if this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son
00:06:46i don't care if i go bankrupt i will find her james come
00:06:51put out a bounty to the entire world
00:06:54whoever finds the goddess healer will get the five million dollars
00:06:59there's no need
00:07:14i'll save your son
00:07:17who the hell is she
00:07:18dad she says she can cure lysander
00:07:20she's gonna save your brother
00:07:22don't be ridiculous
00:07:23how can this shit-stained hobo
00:07:26cure your brother
00:07:27exactly god the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier
00:07:31she's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich
00:07:34ew she even brought a filthy dog with her
00:07:38i bet it has fleas
00:07:40that flea infested dirty thing is your companion
00:07:43don't try to steal lysander armstrong from us
00:07:51don't touch him
00:08:20they say don't judge a book by its cover
00:08:22a skilled poor girl like her with duper son
00:08:24a skinny ass beggar
00:08:26trying to take advantage of lysander armstrong
00:08:28when he's unconscious
00:08:31ew
00:08:32disgusting
00:08:32go back to being a prostitute
00:08:35security
00:08:35get this std infested peasant out of here now
00:08:39let's go
00:08:39if you throw me out
00:08:41you're tossing away your son's last chance at life
00:08:47sir
00:08:48we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for master lysander and to no avail
00:08:52maybe we should give her a try
00:08:55you can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud
00:08:58all right
00:08:59i'll give you a shot
00:09:01but i warn you
00:09:02if you fail
00:09:03i'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall
00:09:07is that any way to ask for help
00:09:10you'd be blessed to have me
00:09:12and i'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness
00:09:15but since i'm not welcome here
00:09:18i'll leave
00:09:20devon
00:09:20come find me when you have a different wish
00:09:22no
00:09:23miss trixie
00:09:24my brother is a hero to me
00:09:26i can't lose him
00:09:28well
00:09:29if he's a hero to you
00:09:32then that means he must be a good person
00:09:34my brother's a war hero
00:09:36who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack
00:09:38also
00:09:39he's great with puppies
00:09:40he'd make a great husband
00:09:44who says i want to marry him
00:09:45as if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you
00:09:52only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her
00:09:55i mean look at her
00:09:56even if she cleaned herself up
00:09:58you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her
00:10:02only those cuts from the lowest ranks are bigger for such trivial matters
00:10:06continue wasting your time
00:10:07but i'm saving this patient
00:10:19okay
00:10:21what's happening
00:10:24what are we doing
00:10:36what the hell are you doing
00:10:39i knew she was a perv
00:10:41i knew she was a perv
00:10:41she's definitely trying to steal lysander from us
00:10:44do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient
00:10:47are you insane security smash her face in for licking my son
00:10:53he's born with congenital heart disease
00:10:55he's born with congenital heart disease has a peanut allergy
00:10:56and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphy
00:11:00yeah right i mean no way you got all that just from licking him
00:11:04oh okay i've studied every disease known to man right
00:11:07i even have the badge of universal medicine right here
00:11:11and i've never heard of endo cryo
00:11:15what what
00:11:18this
00:11:25is worth nothing when i have the real thing right here
00:11:28what
00:11:29what so you think that this this crummy walking stick of yours is is what the rod of a sepulius
00:11:36why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional
00:11:41i agree
00:11:42i mean even if she does solve this medical mystery
00:11:45what is the point of doctors who have studied for years
00:11:49we are all certified
00:11:50but lysander does have congenital heart disease
00:11:54she's right about everything
00:11:58yeah but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses one of them is bound to be right
00:12:03and again there is no such thing as endocryo what what
00:12:07endogenic cryomorphy
00:12:08oh
00:12:09and of course none of you have heard of it
00:12:10because i just discovered it
00:12:13this condition only affects those with both chd and a peanut allergy
00:12:17the chances are a billion to one
00:12:19a hundred times rarer than winning the lottery
00:12:22but lucky for you all
00:12:23you've hit the jackpot by finding me
00:12:27what a bunch of baloney
00:12:28i mean you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good
00:12:33precisely
00:12:33you are just a scamming prostitute
00:12:36you don't compare to meet us
00:12:39who actually studied real medicine
00:12:41i bet you were too poor to go to real medical school
00:12:45oh so she went to the super circus instead
00:12:48and now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases
00:12:53which mean nothing if you can't wake him up
00:12:57is that supposed to be a challenge
00:12:59oh yeah
00:13:01if you three incompetent doormats want to show me up
00:13:05i think you all should grow parts of your brain back
00:13:07which by the way that condition is called an encephaly
00:13:11what is that supposed to mean
00:13:13it means you're being schooled by me
00:13:15and i'm about to walk all over your medical licensees
00:13:19then let's have a bet
00:13:21if you can't heal him
00:13:24we'll break your hands
00:13:26and then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore
00:13:33these hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined
00:13:37you're that desperate to get rid of your competition
00:13:39huh
00:13:40miss tricksy
00:13:41don't risk your hands for them
00:13:43there's too many lives at stake
00:13:47don't worry
00:13:48i got this
00:13:52it's a deal
00:13:54i'll save lysander armstrong
00:13:56no one is dying on my watch
00:14:04lysander armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years
00:14:11are you stopping me because you're scared i'd actually succeed
00:14:15homeless or not
00:14:16if you save my son
00:14:17i'll give you everything
00:14:27i'll even have lysander my heir marry you
00:14:30i'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband
00:14:33i just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing
00:14:38prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees fahrenheit
00:14:41wait wait wait wait what what for
00:14:43don't listen to her
00:14:45she probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her
00:14:50firstly
00:14:51this is called greatness
00:14:54secondly
00:14:54even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery
00:14:57you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character
00:15:01what did you just call me
00:15:05there's a man's life at stake here
00:15:08and you're standing in my way
00:15:10don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm
00:15:14now stop getting in my way
00:15:16or i promise you
00:15:17you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon
00:15:20oh yeah
00:15:20hey you want to see real pain
00:15:22where's the dog
00:15:23well put down the dog
00:15:25with pleasure
00:15:47you don't deserve to call yourself a doctor
00:15:53she's been poisoned
00:15:56it was her
00:15:57do you see any poison on me
00:15:59medicine in the right hands can save lives
00:16:02but in the wrong hands
00:16:04it becomes nothing but poison
00:16:06this bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine
00:16:09do you have one of your antidotes on you
00:16:11of course
00:16:13i've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes
00:16:16if i want to save someone
00:16:17even the grim reaper can't stop me
00:16:36why is she getting blood
00:16:37this wasn't supposed to happen
00:16:39i thought you said even the grim reaper can't get in your way
00:16:42angel herbalist
00:16:43this is what i call
00:16:46malpractice
00:16:48this isn't fatal
00:16:49she'll live
00:16:49but she deserves a little punishment
00:16:52well
00:16:52where's the jacuzzi i asked for
00:16:54jacuzzi is ready
00:16:55right this way
00:16:56wait wait wait wait wait wait what the hell is going on
00:16:59you say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren don't you
00:17:04then stop getting in my way
00:17:05every second counts
00:17:08let's go for a dip
00:17:09shall we
00:17:14general armstrong
00:17:15your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation
00:17:19are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son
00:17:23hold on
00:17:24you two are going in there
00:17:25alone
00:17:27if you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked
00:17:30then sure
00:17:31invite everyone in
00:17:33all right
00:17:34but i warn you
00:17:36no funny business
00:18:13you
00:18:39you really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman general
00:18:43armstrong exactly what if she gets pregnant by him she could blackmail you for millions
00:18:50that's what i would do if i was that poor and then the armstrong family will be the laughing
00:18:55stock of the nation held for ransom by a homeless woman dad you can't seriously be listening to
00:19:02that we have to have faith where did you actually find this little light on the streets are you
00:19:12shitting me you found this bum on the streets are you nuts you don't know her you don't know her
00:19:17background she could be a psychotic murder that is it general you have to go in and stop this now
00:19:22you're right that's it i'm shutting down this clown show right now james let's go yes sir
00:19:38i told you all to stay out
00:19:46it's just a critical moment for you we can't be interrupted otherwise we'd both die
00:19:55i'm not gonna let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son
00:20:01i'm gonna save him myself
00:20:07you see that general this isn't just a gull-dicking con woman this is a witchcraft
00:20:13i know what this is this is the dark witch i've heard of her she uses her dark magic to
00:20:21steal the
00:20:21hearts of young handsome men and she eats them alive oh i'm gonna kill that bitch before she takes
00:20:27my son james get the swat team yes sir
00:20:34you regain consciousness
00:20:46help me i'm just one
00:20:53something's wrong
00:20:56you were drunk with an aphrodisiac
00:20:59lysander armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine
00:21:04that's one more thing i'm saving you from
00:21:13sir
00:21:14the swat team is here captain morales
00:21:19my son is trapped behind there with a devious man-eating witch
00:21:24i need you to do whatever you can to tear down that door
00:21:27rest assured general armstrong we'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive
00:21:46who the fuck are you and why the hell are we bitch
00:21:51good you're awake
00:21:53i'm saving you
00:21:54saving me
00:21:55by bathing with me
00:21:58who are you your fucking spy
00:22:01top i swear to god i'll have you arrested for this
00:22:05you're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stupper
00:22:10i will never
00:22:11i will really
00:22:25look who's guilty now
00:22:29look i don't know what the fuck this is
00:22:31all right but it is a biological fact
00:22:33a man is attracted to
00:22:36a naked woman
00:22:38and her breasts
00:22:39science okay it just means that my body
00:22:41oh shut up
00:22:45you're distracted me with your phone
00:22:47and i'm a professional
00:22:49i hear lysander's voice
00:22:51captain do something now
00:22:52ready
00:22:58we're almost there
00:23:00aim
00:23:03get him boys
00:23:04get him
00:23:06fire
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00:23:27How is this possible?
00:23:29It's not even a scratch.
00:23:31I told you this is dark magic.
00:23:33Of course, your earthly bullets won't do a thing.
00:23:36No, I believe Miss Trixie is a good person.
00:23:39She's not the dark witch.
00:23:41Young Master Armstrong, you are too easily fooled.
00:23:45This homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to make a living.
00:23:48How is she going to save someone else's life?
00:23:50That's right.
00:23:51The Queen Angel and I are already the top female doctors in the world.
00:23:55If we can't save him, no one can.
00:23:58Except for the goddess healer.
00:24:00Think about it.
00:24:01We heard Lysander's voice.
00:24:02He's been in a coma for two years.
00:24:04Miss Trixie must have woken him up.
00:24:05You're right.
00:24:06This homeless girl is maybe the goddess.
00:24:12Maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess.
00:24:15No, no.
00:24:17Absolutely not.
00:24:18There is no way this hobo girl is better than us.
00:24:21How could you know for sure?
00:24:22Right now, what we need to do is not interrupt Miss Trixie.
00:24:26You're wrong, sir.
00:24:27This homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on Master Lysander.
00:24:32It's called borderline revival.
00:24:34She uses torturous pain to wake the patient.
00:24:37But only temporarily.
00:24:39It's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears.
00:24:44That means my son is in tremendous pain.
00:24:46I'm going to ask you two to do whatever you can to kill that antler rod bearing witch.
00:24:52My son doesn't deserve this.
00:24:54He is dying right now, naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant.
00:24:59Then it looks like it's up to me.
00:25:01The witch doctor.
00:25:02Only I know the right techniques to take her down.
00:25:07My son's life is in your hands.
00:25:09You heal him, I will give you whatever your heart desires.
00:25:13I don't know who you are, but there is no way I am letting you rip my golden bachelor away
00:25:19from me.
00:25:21This isn't the finishing touch.
00:25:25I must now give you the kiss of life.
00:25:27So we can both survive.
00:25:47It's poison gas.
00:25:50Poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over Master Lysander.
00:25:55Poison gas?
00:25:56My son is in there.
00:25:58You're jeopardizing his life as well.
00:26:00No, don't worry, General.
00:26:02Gold diggers like her only care about themselves.
00:26:05Soon, she'll come out crying to Mommy.
00:26:08Then we can reverse the poison on your son.
00:26:10And then he can marry one of us.
00:26:13They really won't stop until they get both of us killed.
00:26:18I made a promise to you that I'd save you.
00:26:21It's now or never.
00:26:35What the hell are they doing in there?
00:26:37It's been over ten minutes.
00:26:39Wait a second.
00:26:40You don't think that they're...
00:26:42You, you suffocated my brother and Miss Trixie in there.
00:26:45Don't point your fingers at me.
00:26:47If your brother's dead, it's because of that homeless gold digger.
00:26:51Oh my God.
00:26:52Yeah?
00:26:52She's the one who sealed the door shut.
00:26:54I mean, she probably locked themselves in there on accident.
00:26:58Miss Trixie wouldn't have to do that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother.
00:27:02This is taking way too long.
00:27:05Captain Morales, it's time to get out.
00:27:07The big guns.
00:27:09These bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter.
00:27:13Bazooka.
00:27:13She won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself.
00:27:16Crap.
00:27:17Oh my God.
00:27:18Get back, son.
00:27:20Ready.
00:27:21Aim!
00:27:22Oh, shit.
00:27:27Quit your whining and stand down.
00:27:42The parasite's been extracted.
00:27:44Shoot her dead now.
00:27:45Do I need to fix your hearing too?
00:27:47I said stand down.
00:27:50Don't listen to her.
00:27:51She's a fraud.
00:27:52A termite to the field of medicine.
00:27:55I just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care.
00:27:58If I'm a termite, then...
00:28:00You're worse than a disease-threading tick.
00:28:03Wait a second.
00:28:04Are you saying you cured my son?
00:28:06He'll wake in just a moment.
00:28:08You can see for yourself.
00:28:10Well, now you're just asking to be exposed.
00:28:12That is it.
00:28:13No more stalling, General.
00:28:15If you won't punish her, I will.
00:28:21Don't hurt her.
00:28:22No.
00:28:27Is this cured?
00:28:34His pulse is regular.
00:28:35In fact, it's never been better.
00:28:40There's no sign of illness, infection, or disease.
00:28:51Miss Trixie did it, Dad.
00:28:53My center's warm again.
00:28:54He's not cold and pale like before.
00:28:57And his heart is strong.
00:28:58Come, feel it.
00:29:01I saved my son.
00:29:04Next time, don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will.
00:29:07Your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands.
00:29:11I've learned my lesson.
00:29:13I will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again.
00:29:18Wait, wait.
00:29:19No, no.
00:29:20There is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the field of medicine than the
00:29:25queen, angel, and I.
00:29:28The goddess healer.
00:29:34Could you really be the goddess of healing?
00:29:36But rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well over 100 years old, and you don't look
00:29:42a day after 20.
00:29:44It doesn't matter who I am.
00:29:45What matters is that the patient is healthy again.
00:29:48Devin, I've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother.
00:29:52Take care.
00:29:53No, wait.
00:29:54Miss Trixie, we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet.
00:29:57He's right.
00:29:59We are men of our words, and as I promised you, my heir, Lysander, would take you as
00:30:03a wife if you cured him, and you did just that.
00:30:06Of course, you're welcome to marry me instead.
00:30:10I really appreciate it, but I'm sorry.
00:30:13I am already engaged.
00:30:19Already engaged?
00:30:20I am.
00:30:21I've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years,
00:30:25and he's coming back today.
00:30:27But don't be disappointed.
00:30:29Really, I'm no one special.
00:30:31I just got lucky with your brother.
00:30:33Some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments.
00:30:36But you're still Lysander's savior.
00:30:38Please, let me give you what I promised.
00:30:41Take the gold.
00:30:42No, really.
00:30:44I don't need anything.
00:30:46I just believe in doing good in the world.
00:30:51Trixie, it's your fiancee.
00:30:54He's back, and he says he's breaking up with you.
00:30:59I must go.
00:31:06Hobo close.
00:31:07Halo glow.
00:31:09I bet the goddess healer is just like Miss Trixie.
00:31:12It was just dumb luck.
00:31:14She's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal.
00:31:17She could have been the richest woman in the world,
00:31:19marrying the hottest, most powerful bachelor around.
00:31:26I'm going to marry that homeless woman.
00:31:32Oh, my God.
00:31:34I mean, I don't know about that homeless bimbo,
00:31:36but this is godly.
00:31:39No, no, no, no, Lysander.
00:31:42Lysander, our job is supposed to be mine.
00:31:46I'd so much rather share him with you
00:31:48than let that panty-like, ugly bitch have him.
00:31:50You two nutjobs are a disgrace to your profession.
00:31:54Take these two weirdos out of here
00:31:55and revoke their licenses.
00:31:57No.
00:31:58We're not brides.
00:31:59No, she's just better than us.
00:32:02Oh, my God.
00:32:04Oh, my God.
00:32:06We were truly blessed to have Miss Trixie here,
00:32:08huh?
00:32:09She's no average Jane.
00:32:10No, she isn't.
00:32:11She said it was just dumb luck.
00:32:13But if she truly had these special skills,
00:32:16why did she wear that shit-stained dress
00:32:18and had an impeccable-looking doll?
00:32:20But think about the impenetrable walls.
00:32:22No normal person could have done that.
00:32:24Goddess or not, homeless or not, I don't care.
00:32:27I have never met a woman like that.
00:32:29I have to find her.
00:32:29I have to make her my life.
00:32:31She won my heart over, too.
00:32:33But if my bestest big bro wants her,
00:32:35I'll help you find her.
00:32:36All right, listen.
00:32:38I need help finding three wedding gifts.
00:32:45I'm dumping Trixie,
00:32:47so I want you, your granddaughters,
00:32:49filthy things out of my house now.
00:32:53Trixie paid for this house.
00:32:55She waited for you for three years.
00:32:59She was dumb enough to put my name on the lease.
00:33:01And I'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now,
00:33:03one with some serious fuck you money.
00:33:05So get lost.
00:33:07Who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house?
00:33:16Grandma.
00:33:18Beatrice, Trixie, Amori.
00:33:21I've been dying to throw this in your face.
00:33:23I'm dumping you for your best friend, Marissa.
00:33:26In fact, the wedding's tomorrow.
00:33:30So sign over the house now.
00:33:37You gave me this ring and asked me to wait.
00:33:40And I did.
00:33:42For three years while you were deployed.
00:33:44Yet you cheat on me with my best friend.
00:33:47And now you're trying to swindle my home?
00:33:50Do you have no shame?
00:33:51We were together for three years and it was a complete waste of my life
00:33:56when I could have been with a loaded girl like Marissa.
00:34:03That's how much you would owe me if I was in the rent-a-boyfriend business.
00:34:09I see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations of being a low-grade male prostitute.
00:34:17Oh yeah?
00:34:19Well, Marissa
00:34:21is so much better than you.
00:34:23She grew up even poorer than you.
00:34:26And now
00:34:27she's the CEO of an entire
00:34:30corporation.
00:34:33And you?
00:34:36You're still nothing.
00:34:38So you think she's an upgrade?
00:34:40Of course she's an upgrade.
00:34:42Look what she got me for mine.
00:34:44Engagement.
00:34:45Oops.
00:34:47Yeah.
00:34:48That's maybe worth one millionth the presidential contract I gave her.
00:34:57You gave her the presidential contract?
00:35:00I certainly did.
00:35:01In fact,
00:35:02Marissa,
00:35:03you and your dimwit brother
00:35:05only have everything you have all thanks to me.
00:35:12What?
00:35:13I think she's losing it, bro.
00:35:15That breakup must have hit her hard.
00:35:18You two
00:35:18are the ungrateful,
00:35:20cheating scum here.
00:35:22My granddaughter
00:35:23supported you
00:35:24and your entire family
00:35:26for three years
00:35:27while you were gone.
00:35:28How dare you insult her?
00:35:31It's okay, Grandma.
00:35:33Let's not stoop to that level.
00:35:35Poor Edna.
00:35:36She still doesn't know
00:35:37what you're doing out there on the streets, huh?
00:35:39What is he talking about,
00:35:41your sister?
00:35:41Show her, Bob.
00:35:47This is how embarrassingly useless
00:35:49your granddaughter is.
00:35:51She didn't purchase this house on her own.
00:35:53She was begging on the street for money.
00:35:56I can't be caught
00:35:58with a piss-poor nobody like you.
00:36:00Even if you got no game,
00:36:01I got street cred
00:36:02I got out of keep.
00:36:03You dig?
00:36:04The word you're looking for
00:36:05is dignity.
00:36:06And you're one to speak,
00:36:08cheater.
00:36:10Is this true, Trixie?
00:36:15I've been broadening
00:36:16my horizons, Grandma.
00:36:18I want to see
00:36:18how regular, everyday people live
00:36:20so that I can help them.
00:36:23Of course,
00:36:24those without substance underneath
00:36:25would never understand that.
00:36:27What is that supposed to mean?
00:36:29It means
00:36:29the new girlfriend
00:36:30you think is an upgrade
00:36:32is actually a downgrade.
00:36:37Enough bullshitting already!
00:36:39Just sign the damn papers
00:36:40and we can each get on
00:36:40with our lives.
00:36:54At your wedding, I will.
00:36:56What?
00:36:58If you won't do good by me
00:36:59of breaking things off
00:37:00before two-timing me
00:37:01with my best friend,
00:37:03why should I do good by you?
00:37:05I'll give you my John Hancock
00:37:07at your wedding
00:37:07as a charity to you.
00:37:10Fucking bitch!
00:37:11You better keep your word.
00:37:13Oh, that's rich.
00:37:15After tomorrow,
00:37:16you will never feel
00:37:17so rich ever again.
00:37:18Do remember that.
00:37:26Trixie,
00:37:27Marissa's a millionaire now.
00:37:29They'll destroy you
00:37:30if you show up
00:37:31even so much as a hair
00:37:32at their wedding.
00:37:33Grandma,
00:37:35I have to confess
00:37:36something to you.
00:37:36I've secretly amassed
00:37:38a fortune worth
00:37:39trillions.
00:37:40Trillions?
00:37:43That would make you
00:37:44the richest person
00:37:46on the planet.
00:37:48It's because of the healing hands
00:37:49I inherited from Asseplius,
00:37:51the god of healing.
00:37:53I've saved several world leaders
00:37:55with these hands.
00:37:56That's how I was able
00:37:57to give Marissa
00:37:58the presidential contract
00:37:59and become the goddess healer.
00:38:01It makes me angrier
00:38:03hearing her name
00:38:04knowing how she betrayed you.
00:38:05But please,
00:38:07Trixie dear,
00:38:08I know it was
00:38:09to broken your heart,
00:38:10but
00:38:12embellishing your worth
00:38:13and who you are,
00:38:15it will only delay
00:38:16the healing process.
00:38:17You don't have to
00:38:18believe me just yet.
00:38:20After we lost mom and dad
00:38:21because we didn't have
00:38:22the money
00:38:22for their medical bills,
00:38:25I vowed that I would
00:38:26do everything I can
00:38:27to serve those in need.
00:38:29That's why I'm taking
00:38:30everything back from Butch
00:38:31and I'm giving it
00:38:32back to Charity.
00:38:33You've always had
00:38:34an angel's heart.
00:38:36I'm certain you will
00:38:37meet someone
00:38:37who will treat you right,
00:38:39who actually deserves you.
00:38:41You will see tomorrow,
00:38:43Grandma.
00:38:45Oh, yeah.
00:38:48Stop.
00:38:51He said Trixie's
00:38:52crashing my wedding.
00:38:54She was bullying us
00:38:55too, Sasa.
00:38:56She's probably
00:38:57trying to extort you
00:38:58now that she knows
00:38:58you're rich as fuck.
00:39:00When nobody steps
00:39:02on Snake,
00:39:03Snake bites back hard.
00:39:05So let her come
00:39:06and embarrass herself.
00:39:07Yeah.
00:39:08You mean,
00:39:11we broadcast
00:39:12that video of me?
00:39:16Yes.
00:39:17Her cavewoman
00:39:18stake the 19th century
00:39:19tin can.
00:39:20She'll prop me up
00:39:21higher on my pedestal
00:39:22and the whole world
00:39:23sees her in her
00:39:23homeless mess
00:39:24against my
00:39:25presidential glow-up.
00:39:26Let's turn this party
00:39:28into her funeral.
00:39:36There he is.
00:39:38Welcome home, brother.
00:39:41Welcome home,
00:39:42General!
00:39:44Sir,
00:39:45the homeless woman
00:39:46who saved you,
00:39:46Miss Trixie,
00:39:47this is the file
00:39:48of her ex,
00:39:49Butch Tanner.
00:39:50He served with your
00:39:50regiment in the Marines.
00:39:52You mean the Butch Tanner
00:39:53that can barely carry supplies?
00:39:54Well, she's been providing
00:39:55for him and his entire family
00:39:56while he's been deployed
00:39:57overseas, sir.
00:39:58So she waited for him
00:39:59for years
00:40:00and then he betrayed her.
00:40:01Fucking coward.
00:40:02According to intel,
00:40:03she's planning to bring it
00:40:04down on them
00:40:04at their wedding.
00:40:06Then we should join her.
00:40:08Men,
00:40:08I'm only alive today
00:40:09because of that
00:40:10virtuous woman
00:40:11and her incredible power
00:40:12that saved my life.
00:40:14So she needs our support.
00:40:15Will you join me
00:40:16in protecting her?
00:40:17Yes, sir!
00:40:17Will you allow our lives
00:40:18to protect her?
00:40:19Sir!
00:40:21And let's roll.
00:40:36Welcome, everyone,
00:40:38to my wedding.
00:40:39Today is a very special day
00:40:40for me and Butch.
00:40:41Not only are we getting married,
00:40:43but in just one hour,
00:40:44my company will be receiving
00:40:45the presidential contract
00:40:46allowing my biomedical company
00:40:48to go public.
00:40:53Congratulations
00:40:53on the contract
00:40:54once again,
00:40:55Mrs.
00:40:56Wakeham.
00:40:57Stowe,
00:40:57butch is taking my last name.
00:40:59Oh, and please,
00:41:00don't be so uptight,
00:41:01Secretary Cho.
00:41:02You are the secretary
00:41:03of the entire
00:41:04U.S. Health Department,
00:41:05but this is a partay
00:41:06after all.
00:41:07I see some of the
00:41:09most important people
00:41:09in the nation
00:41:10have also arrived
00:41:11to celebrate you.
00:41:14The U.S. president
00:41:15will also be arriving soon
00:41:17to give you
00:41:18the contract herself.
00:41:19It's an honor.
00:41:20And that's why
00:41:21Sasa is the best wife
00:41:23a man could ever dream of.
00:41:25We will make sure
00:41:27the crowd is entertained tonight.
00:41:29We'll let the wedding begin!
00:41:32Not so fast.
00:41:34The party doesn't start
00:41:35until I say it does.
00:41:58You two really are
00:41:59a match made in hell.
00:42:01So I've come to save your guests
00:42:03from this oncoming train wreck.
00:42:04I don't recognize it
00:42:06from any of our elite circles.
00:42:07Who is she?
00:42:08Uh, this is our
00:42:09entertainment for tonight, sir.
00:42:11Just watch.
00:42:15Trixie, what are you doing here?
00:42:16This isn't the homeless shelter.
00:42:18You lost.
00:42:19I bet she's here
00:42:19to bum a meal off us.
00:42:21You know,
00:42:21being this poor.
00:42:24Me, bum a meal.
00:42:26Have you forgotten
00:42:27that it was I
00:42:28who bankrolled you two
00:42:29for the last three years?
00:42:30And what evidence
00:42:31do you have of that?
00:42:32Look at me
00:42:33and then go look
00:42:33at yourself in the mirror.
00:42:35I'm a millionaire CEO.
00:42:37Even the first woman president
00:42:38will be here
00:42:39any second now
00:42:40to congratulate me.
00:42:41And you're nothing
00:42:41but a washed up sewer rat.
00:42:44Sasa, she's like
00:42:45so obsessed with me.
00:42:46She's like...
00:42:48See, everyone?
00:42:50Butch already cut ties
00:42:51with his ex,
00:42:52but she's so shameless
00:42:53and desperate
00:42:54that she'd still show up
00:42:56to my wedding
00:42:56to suck up to me.
00:42:58This is what poor,
00:42:59sad girls do.
00:43:00They beg for scraps
00:43:02from us,
00:43:03the rich and glorious.
00:43:05Projecting much, Marissa?
00:43:06You might feel
00:43:07all high and mighty now,
00:43:09but don't bite the hand
00:43:09that feeds you.
00:43:11Especially when I'm the one
00:43:12who's giving you the contract.
00:43:19You giving me the contract?
00:43:21You have no skills,
00:43:23no education,
00:43:24no connection,
00:43:25so how could you possibly
00:43:26have a pool
00:43:27to get the U.S. fucking president
00:43:29to give me
00:43:30a billion dollar contract?
00:43:32We both share
00:43:33humble beginnings, Marissa.
00:43:34And I saw potential in you.
00:43:36Even trusted you
00:43:37as my best friend.
00:43:38But I recognize now
00:43:40that greed
00:43:40has poisoned you.
00:43:42Don't be all sore now
00:43:43just because I stole your man.
00:43:45This is what us rich girls do.
00:43:47They steal from
00:43:49Lane Spinsters for fun.
00:43:50Damn right.
00:43:52You were
00:43:52too embarrassing for me.
00:43:55Sasa tramples you any day.
00:43:57I can say that now
00:43:58that I'm marrying the rich.
00:44:00Bravo.
00:44:01Self-admission of a gold digger.
00:44:03Quick, somebody put that
00:44:04on a memoir.
00:44:05Sasa, she's embarrassing me
00:44:06in front of everyone.
00:44:07She'll make her stop.
00:44:08Don't listen to her, everyone.
00:44:09She's the gold-dicking,
00:44:11blood-sucking leech.
00:44:12I don't even have to lift a finger
00:44:14and you're already embarrassing
00:44:15yourself in front of everyone
00:44:16for me, Butch.
00:44:19You may look and sound
00:44:20like a man,
00:44:21but you're nothing
00:44:22but a pathetic coward.
00:44:23Okay, enough!
00:44:24You know what I always
00:44:25couldn't stand about you?
00:44:26Your moral posturing.
00:44:29But guess what?
00:44:30Morals are just lies
00:44:31to make you lame girls
00:44:32feel better about yourselves.
00:44:34That's why no man
00:44:35will choose you
00:44:35over Marissa Trixie.
00:44:37Because I've got
00:44:38the material goods.
00:44:39And you're just
00:44:40all empty talk.
00:44:41I'm not here to request
00:44:42to be chosen.
00:44:43Because I'm the one
00:44:44who's doing the choosing.
00:44:47See this?
00:44:59Oh my god.
00:45:01Is that the billion-dollar
00:45:02contract for Sasa?
00:45:03No.
00:45:06The one that's supposed
00:45:07to make us all rich as fuck?
00:45:09No, absolutely not.
00:45:10I don't believe it.
00:45:12You all sound so scared already.
00:45:14Don't worry.
00:45:15This isn't that contract.
00:45:17It's the lease
00:45:18to the modest home
00:45:19you try to swindle from me.
00:45:23See everyone?
00:45:24She's just trying to bluff us.
00:45:26But you don't even have
00:45:27the guts to go all the way.
00:45:28Look at her following orders.
00:45:29I asked her to sign over
00:45:31the lease and here she is.
00:45:32Like a good little
00:45:34peasant slave.
00:45:35That house is worth
00:45:36all her life savings.
00:45:41You want to, uh,
00:45:42I don't know,
00:45:43beg for a little treat
00:45:44while you're at it?
00:45:54You misunderstand me.
00:45:56I'm here to take back
00:45:57everything I've ever given you.
00:45:59And I'm giving it to charity.
00:46:00Oh!
00:46:07Bro!
00:46:09She's gone cuckoo in the head.
00:46:10She thinks that just because
00:46:11she rented a pretty little dress
00:46:13she can pretend to be
00:46:13a deep pocket
00:46:14and invest in baddie.
00:46:15You wish you had
00:46:16that kind of money
00:46:17to just toss away, Trixie.
00:46:18It's just a drop
00:46:19in the bucket for me.
00:46:20Uh, I know what this is.
00:46:23You've gone delusional.
00:46:24And you think you're Cinderella
00:46:26so you can just show up
00:46:27to a fancy party
00:46:27and some Prince Charming
00:46:29will scoop you
00:46:29into money forever?
00:46:31Well, that's not happening.
00:46:32Security!
00:46:33Lock the doors.
00:46:34This woman doesn't leave
00:46:35until we're through with her.
00:46:40This is where
00:46:40your dreams will die, bitch.
00:46:45We found Miss Trixie Lysander.
00:46:47She's being cornered
00:46:48by her ex and his mistress
00:46:49at the Wickham wedding
00:46:49right now.
00:46:50Butch Tanner.
00:46:51Well, he's gonna wish
00:46:52he died in battle
00:46:52after I'm done with him.
00:46:54Let's go.
00:46:59You think a few toy guns
00:47:00scare me, Marissa?
00:47:01I've saved plenty of people
00:47:03from much worse.
00:47:05Including your head of command,
00:47:07Butch.
00:47:08General Lysander Armstrong.
00:47:10You mean the legendary war hero?
00:47:12He's been in a coma for years
00:47:14after he saved the nation
00:47:15from a terrorist attack.
00:47:16You're an unskilled,
00:47:18unemployed, ugly leech.
00:47:20So how could you possibly
00:47:21have this magical ability
00:47:23to heal someone
00:47:24like General Lysander Armstrong?
00:47:26No one here's gonna believe you.
00:47:27If you really cured
00:47:28the incurable general,
00:47:30then Sasa is the fucking
00:47:31Virgin Mary.
00:47:33And she's...
00:47:34You're just asking
00:47:35to be humiliated, Trixie.
00:47:37Show them, Butch.
00:47:43See for yourselves, everyone.
00:47:46Trixie's just a
00:47:47freeloading beggar.
00:47:49Ha ha.
00:47:51She won't leave me and Marissa alone
00:47:53because we're rich as fuck now.
00:47:55I'm a major in the Marines.
00:47:58Sasa,
00:47:58she has
00:47:59a billion dollar
00:48:00biomedical contract
00:48:01with the military.
00:48:03Approved by the first
00:48:05female president
00:48:06of the United States
00:48:07herself, bitch.
00:48:08How despicable.
00:48:09She's just trying
00:48:10to leech off you
00:48:11like a parasitic gold digger.
00:48:13Get out of here.
00:48:14No one wants to marry you.
00:48:15No free meals
00:48:16for the poor.
00:48:17Do you see this,
00:48:19Trixie?
00:48:20This is high society.
00:48:21So you're either
00:48:22born on a silver spoon
00:48:24or you're as accomplished
00:48:25as me to be here.
00:48:26Maybe if you do
00:48:27some serious dick-sucking here,
00:48:29maybe someone will drop
00:48:31a couple bucks
00:48:31in your tin can.
00:48:35I already have everything
00:48:36one can dream of,
00:48:38but I valued
00:48:39our friendship, Marissa,
00:48:40which is why I came here
00:48:41to give you a second chance
00:48:42to see if you'd apologize
00:48:43and admit to your backstabbing.
00:48:45But no,
00:48:46you stooped so low,
00:48:48it disgusts me.
00:48:50Nothing is more disgusting
00:48:51than you standing
00:48:52on street corners
00:48:53like a bum.
00:48:54And who knows
00:48:55if you've already started
00:48:57offering sexual services?
00:49:00Well then,
00:49:01why don't you get
00:49:02on your knees for me,
00:49:03Trixie?
00:49:04My brother
00:49:04will never take you back.
00:49:06No man will marry
00:49:07an embarrassed man
00:49:09like you.
00:49:09But make me happy
00:49:11and I might consider
00:49:12making you my
00:49:13personal prostitute.
00:49:26How dare you hit my brother?
00:49:27I'm never letting you
00:49:28leave here alive.
00:49:30It's awesome.
00:49:31I'll do something else.
00:49:32Don't worry, my dear.
00:49:34After I'm done with you,
00:49:35Trixie,
00:49:35not even the goddess
00:49:37of healing
00:49:37will be able to save you.
00:49:39Oh, is that so?
00:49:42Security!
00:49:44Get down on your knees
00:49:46and give Bob
00:49:47one hell of a blowjob
00:49:48in front of everybody here
00:49:50or I'll pop
00:49:51so many holes in you
00:49:52the men here
00:49:53won't know
00:49:53which one to fuck.
00:49:54I don't need to be
00:49:55the goddess of anything
00:49:56to punish you.
00:49:57Any of the powerful leaders
00:49:59I've saved before
00:49:59could crush you
00:50:00before you even touch me.
00:50:02Dream on!
00:50:04You wish
00:50:05General Lysander
00:50:06scooped you off your feet
00:50:07but you weren't good enough
00:50:08for me.
00:50:08You're definitely
00:50:09not good enough for him.
00:50:11Enough!
00:50:11You're souring my party
00:50:13so you either
00:50:14get the fuck out
00:50:16or I'm gonna shoot you.
00:50:18On the count of three!
00:50:20I think I quite like it here.
00:50:22Two!
00:50:32Mmm.
00:50:34This wine is so delicious.
00:50:36One!
00:50:37Shoot!
00:50:40Nobody
00:50:41is laying a hand
00:50:42on my future wife.
00:50:49It's
00:50:50It's
00:50:51It's
00:50:52It's
00:50:52It's
00:50:52It's
00:50:54It's
00:50:55It's
00:50:56It's
00:50:57It's
00:50:58It's
00:50:59It's
00:50:59It's
00:51:00Who the hell
00:51:02is this?
00:51:06I'm sorry
00:51:07that I'm late.
00:51:07Did they hurt you?
00:51:09No
00:51:09I'm fine
00:51:11But um
00:51:12when did I become
00:51:13your future wife?
00:51:16You saved me
00:51:17Trixie
00:51:18remember?
00:51:19I'm a man of my word
00:51:20they're never gonna hurt you
00:51:21ever again.
00:51:22Really
00:51:23it was nothing
00:51:25I saved you
00:51:26because you're a good man
00:51:27not because I want you
00:51:28to owe me any favors.
00:51:35I see what this is
00:51:36You're the one who cheated on me Trixie
00:51:39Look at you guys all lovey-dove
00:51:41Don't try to pin this on her
00:51:42She waited for you for three years
00:51:43This is the kind of woman of virtue
00:51:45that a man would die for
00:51:48Do you hurt you?
00:51:50Don't make me laugh
00:51:52She's probably out there
00:51:53giving blowjobs for cash
00:51:54No man
00:51:55who in a hundred foot pole
00:51:57would want to touch her
00:51:58She should be happy
00:51:59Bob was willing to give her some
00:52:05I see her in the Marines
00:52:08I'm a major
00:52:10Look man
00:52:11I know Trixie is like a
00:52:13I don't know
00:52:13like a seven
00:52:14now that she's all cleaned up
00:52:16but don't waste your manhood
00:52:17on a whiny
00:52:18worthless woman like that
00:52:25A real man
00:52:27never talks about a woman
00:52:28no way
00:52:30You're a coward
00:52:40We don't need to fight fire with fire
00:52:42to deal with the likes of them
00:52:45You're very gracious Trixie
00:52:46You know that
00:52:49You're only getting off of it
00:52:50because she's so kind
00:52:51so you're going to do me the favor
00:52:52of never coming near her again
00:52:54You understand?
00:52:54You want to fuck with me
00:52:55you little dipshit?
00:52:56I'm a fucking major
00:52:58You're probably lowest rank
00:52:59of the military grunts
00:53:01I'll destroy you
00:53:03Do you really not know
00:53:04who this is, Butch?
00:53:05I thought you were in the Marines
00:53:07What have you been doing
00:53:08this whole time
00:53:08if you don't know
00:53:09who this war hero is?
00:53:12He was just a supply boy
00:53:15War hero?
00:53:17Is this all part of your plan, Trixie?
00:53:20Poor girl
00:53:21Did you sell your house
00:53:22to hire this actor
00:53:23so you can feel better
00:53:24about yourself?
00:53:25A woman's worth
00:53:26is tied to the man she marries
00:53:28Trixie is worthless
00:53:29because that guy looks like a cowboy
00:53:33with a bum girl and a pimp
00:53:36What a pair
00:53:38Seems like they don't know
00:53:39who you are
00:53:40since you've been out of action
00:53:41for so long
00:53:42Maybe you should try
00:53:43to play some house some more
00:53:44don't you think?
00:53:46Bring in the wedding gifts
00:53:55What is all this?
00:53:57Trixie, listen
00:53:57I know that you didn't ask
00:53:58for anything
00:53:59after you saved my life
00:54:01but I know that we shared a moment
00:54:06I'm not the kind of man
00:54:08to get close to a woman
00:54:09and then just disappear
00:54:10It's not in my nature
00:54:12unlike somebody else here
00:54:15Listen, Trixie
00:54:16I have never
00:54:17met a woman
00:54:20like you
00:54:21so incredible
00:54:23and kind
00:54:24and beautiful
00:54:25so I know
00:54:26that you're the one for me
00:54:29This guy's either nuts
00:54:31or a really
00:54:32really good actor
00:54:34Oscar worthy
00:54:35Oscar worthy
00:54:36No
00:54:37First gift
00:54:44Trixie, I know that you
00:54:45just lost your home
00:54:46so I'm gifting you
00:54:47with your own
00:54:48new mansion
00:54:49Worth 500 million dollars
00:54:51previously owned by
00:54:53Jennifer Aniston
00:54:55Second gift
00:54:59This contains all the rights
00:55:01to my entire fortune
00:55:03which is now yours
00:55:04Entire fortune
00:55:06from a cowboy actor
00:55:07It must be that easy
00:55:08They already spent
00:55:09their entire life savings
00:55:10on this clown show
00:55:11They've got nothing left
00:55:13Lysander
00:55:13I really don't care
00:55:15for any of us
00:55:16Look, I know
00:55:17I know that you are
00:55:18the farthest thing
00:55:19from a material woman
00:55:20Okay
00:55:21Which is exactly why
00:55:22my third gift
00:55:24is um
00:55:26wealth
00:55:42Cleo
00:55:42Hey
00:55:44Oh my god
00:55:47You found my dog
00:55:52Trixie, I'm just a man
00:55:53But with you
00:55:54it's so much more
00:55:56Trixie Amore
00:56:00Will you marry me?
00:56:04You know I can't say no
00:56:05to this doggo
00:56:09Yes
00:56:10I will marry you
00:56:27Go go power couple
00:56:30Woo
00:56:31Okay, stop
00:56:33The only power couple
00:56:34here is Butch and I
00:56:37Let's remind everyone
00:56:38how worthless Trixie is
00:56:41No man
00:56:42in their right mind
00:56:43would marry that
00:56:45embarrassing sack of scraps
00:56:46Hey
00:56:47I don't care if she's
00:56:48homeless or not
00:56:49but I'm making this
00:56:50woman my wife
00:56:50which means that
00:56:52she will be treated as
00:56:53and cherished as
00:56:54the most precious woman
00:56:55on earth
00:56:56Understand
00:57:01You still don't realize
00:57:02that my brother
00:57:03is the most powerful
00:57:04man on earth
00:57:05This is General
00:57:07Lysander Armstrong
00:57:15As if
00:57:17like the almighty
00:57:18General Lysander Armstrong
00:57:20would propose to a
00:57:21homeless prostitute
00:57:22like Trixie
00:57:22Yes
00:57:23the Armstrong family
00:57:24basically control
00:57:25the global stock market
00:57:26Lysander Armstrong
00:57:27would sooner marry
00:57:28the princess of England
00:57:29than someone from
00:57:30the lowest rank of society
00:57:31I bet my life
00:57:33you're all just
00:57:34actors
00:57:35Then you better
00:57:36enjoy your last breath
00:57:37Come on Lysander
00:57:38What are we waiting for?
00:57:39Let's show them
00:57:39what we can do
00:57:39and get revenge for Trixie
00:57:41What can a bunch
00:57:41of piss poor people
00:57:42do to us
00:57:43the elites?
00:57:44Infect us with
00:57:45your poor people
00:57:45bad luck?
00:57:47She wishes
00:57:47she could blame
00:57:48her low status
00:57:49on bad luck
00:57:50Truth is
00:57:51she's just a useless
00:57:52lazy bitchin' bum
00:57:54She's utterly
00:57:56unmarriable
00:57:59I can dispose of them
00:58:00in other means
00:58:01if you don't prefer
00:58:02violence
00:58:02I'd handle them
00:58:04myself but
00:58:07I'll let you do
00:58:08all the heavy lifting
00:58:09Go ahead Lysander
00:58:17Yes hello
00:58:18this is Lysander
00:58:19please
00:58:19bankrupt
00:58:20Marissa Wickham
00:58:21for me
00:58:23Oh my gosh
00:58:24I'm so scared
00:58:25Anyone these days
00:58:26could call anyone
00:58:27and pretend
00:58:28to be on the phone
00:58:35Uh hello
00:58:37Yes
00:58:39What?
00:58:45I'm going bankrupt
00:58:53I'm going bankrupt
00:58:54Hey
00:58:54Are you sure
00:58:56that was the call
00:58:57Sassu?
00:58:58That was a real call?
00:58:59People don't just
00:59:00suddenly go bankrupt
00:59:01like that
00:59:01My company's dead
00:59:03evaporated
00:59:04It's a thin air
00:59:08That's impossible
00:59:10Who are you?
00:59:11What did you do?
00:59:13Secretary Cho
00:59:14You said you're
00:59:15the Secretary of Health
00:59:16right?
00:59:16And you yourself
00:59:17said that the
00:59:18Armstrong family
00:59:18owns the entire
00:59:19global stock market
00:59:20Could that be
00:59:21how they bankrupted
00:59:22Miss Wickham?
00:59:24Then that means
00:59:27You're really
00:59:28Lysander Armstrong
00:59:29The richest
00:59:30and most powerful
00:59:32man in the country
00:59:33Trixie's married
00:59:34The famed war hero
00:59:36The man every girl
00:59:38wants
00:59:38and every man
00:59:39wants to be
00:59:41Now you believe me
00:59:42Those who do bad
00:59:44will always end up
00:59:44losing everything
00:59:46There's got to be
00:59:47some trick to this
00:59:48You guys are just
00:59:49bums trying to
00:59:50extort money from us
00:59:52Sassu
00:59:52Sassu
00:59:53Please
01:00:00I know why
01:00:01you're all over
01:00:02Trixie
01:00:02Because you've been
01:00:03in the military
01:00:04for so long
01:00:04You don't know
01:00:05what a real woman
01:00:05can do for you
01:00:07Let me take you
01:00:08to my wedding chamber
01:00:09and I'll show you
01:00:10a good time
01:00:13Do you want to
01:00:13rub your hands
01:00:14for me
01:00:14or I'll have them
01:00:15removed for you
01:00:16I would never
01:00:21be interested
01:00:22in a woman
01:00:22who's
01:00:23as vile
01:00:24and cruel
01:00:24and wicked
01:00:25as you are
01:00:26Guess the cheater
01:00:27gets cheated on
01:00:28eventually
01:00:31Sasha was just
01:00:32trying to save
01:00:33the company
01:00:34I don't blame her
01:00:35at all
01:00:35Your double standards
01:00:36are incredible
01:00:37Okay
01:00:38you don't want me
01:00:39fine
01:00:40but there's plenty
01:00:41of other efficiency
01:00:42I can give you
01:00:43a room full of
01:00:44pageant winners
01:00:4418 years old
01:00:46fresh for the taking
01:00:54I did that
01:00:55so you wouldn't
01:00:55have to
01:00:56Miss Trixine
01:00:57Thank you
01:00:57Devin
01:00:59Marissa
01:01:00not only have you
01:01:01backstabbed me
01:01:02your best friend
01:01:04by stealing
01:01:05my fiance
01:01:06but now you'd
01:01:07sell out other
01:01:07innocent girls
01:01:08just to get
01:01:09your company back
01:01:10You're an insult
01:01:11to all good women
01:01:11out there
01:01:12no to all
01:01:13of humanity
01:01:13So now
01:01:14everything that
01:01:15I've ever given
01:01:16you to
01:01:16I'm taking it
01:01:18all back
01:01:21Wait
01:01:21everyone
01:01:22stop
01:01:25They're impostors
01:01:30I just got off
01:01:32the phone with
01:01:32the president
01:01:32and she said
01:01:33your contract
01:01:33is not getting
01:01:34cancelled
01:01:35because it was
01:01:35assigned by
01:01:36the goddess
01:01:36healer herself
01:01:37So we won't
01:01:39go bankrupt
01:01:40The goddess
01:01:41healer?
01:01:41You mean the
01:01:42eccentric and
01:01:42highly elusive
01:01:43sage in the
01:01:44field of medicine
01:01:44approved of
01:01:45my biomedical
01:01:46products?
01:01:47Yes
01:01:48that's the
01:01:48highest honor
01:01:49anyone can have
01:01:50in the field
01:01:50of health
01:01:51and medicine
01:01:51The goddess
01:01:52healer's motto
01:01:53is
01:01:54the right
01:01:54rewrites
01:01:55the wrong
01:01:55the left
01:01:56leave the wrong
01:01:57bereft
01:01:58That means
01:01:59she's rewarding
01:02:00me
01:02:00The president
01:02:01would never
01:02:02let your company
01:02:03go bankrupt
01:02:04In fact
01:02:04she's on her
01:02:05way now
01:02:08So you're
01:02:08telling me
01:02:09this dashingly
01:02:11handsome
01:02:11motherfucker
01:02:11over here
01:02:12isn't
01:02:13Lysander
01:02:13Armstrong
01:02:14Who the
01:02:14fuck cares
01:02:15who he is?
01:02:16If the
01:02:16president
01:02:16and the
01:02:17goddess
01:02:17healer
01:02:18approves
01:02:18of my
01:02:19products
01:02:19who cares
01:02:20about this
01:02:20washed up
01:02:20war hero?
01:02:21We can
01:02:22break his
01:02:22legs
01:02:22break his
01:02:23arms
01:02:23no one
01:02:23would even
01:02:24bat an eye
01:02:24She even
01:02:25gave us
01:02:25explicit
01:02:26permission
01:02:26to call
01:02:27upon
01:02:27secret
01:02:27services
01:02:28FBI
01:02:29FBI
01:02:31You're
01:02:32under arrest
01:02:33for fraudulent
01:02:33claims
01:02:34and identity
01:02:35theft
01:02:36Gotcha
01:02:41Guess I still
01:02:42get the last
01:02:43laugh
01:02:43Trixie
01:02:44No
01:02:44don't arrest
01:02:45her
01:02:46Trixie is a
01:02:47good person
01:02:48Please officer
01:02:49don't arrest
01:02:49her
01:02:50Grandma
01:02:51Mr. Rogers
01:02:52Mrs. Williams
01:02:53What are you
01:02:54all doing
01:02:54here?
01:02:54The neighbors
01:02:55heard about
01:02:55the breakup
01:02:56between you
01:02:56and Butch
01:02:57We were
01:02:57worried
01:02:58so we
01:02:59came here
01:02:59to back
01:02:59you up
01:03:00Listen officer
01:03:01I can attest
01:03:03that Trixie Amoria
01:03:03is a good
01:03:04neighbor
01:03:05She's very
01:03:05kind hearted
01:03:06and would
01:03:07never break
01:03:08the law
01:03:08Yes
01:03:08and one
01:03:09time
01:03:09when my
01:03:10daughter
01:03:10needed
01:03:10university
01:03:11tuition
01:03:11Trixie
01:03:12gave her
01:03:13everything
01:03:13she had
01:03:14just to
01:03:14help her
01:03:15out
01:03:15She also
01:03:15paid for
01:03:16my recent
01:03:16heart surgery
01:03:17as well
01:03:18My fiance
01:03:19really is
01:03:20an incredible
01:03:20woman
01:03:21She's an
01:03:22angel
01:03:22descended
01:03:23from heaven
01:03:28You must be
01:03:29the criminal
01:03:30pretending to be
01:03:30General Lysander
01:03:31Armstrong
01:03:32My brother
01:03:33is not a
01:03:34criminal
01:03:34He's a war
01:03:35hero
01:03:35who single
01:03:36handedly
01:03:36saved this
01:03:37country
01:03:37from a terrorist
01:03:38attack
01:03:38Without him
01:03:39this whole
01:03:39country
01:03:40would have
01:03:40been bombed
01:03:41to ass
01:03:41And that's
01:03:42why his
01:03:43choice
01:03:43to crime
01:03:43is stealing
01:03:44his identity
01:03:45General Lysander
01:03:46Armstrong
01:03:46only fell
01:03:47into a coma
01:03:48because of
01:03:48the fight
01:03:48with the
01:03:49terrorist
01:03:49And we've
01:03:50received
01:03:50no word
01:03:50that he's
01:03:50woken up
01:03:51yet
01:03:51so
01:03:51this
01:03:52must
01:03:52be
01:03:52an
01:03:52imposter
01:03:54I can
01:03:55tell
01:03:55that this
01:03:55whole
01:03:56dilemma
01:03:56with my
01:03:56identity
01:03:57is
01:03:57causing
01:03:57you
01:03:57a lot
01:03:57of
01:03:58trouble
01:03:58I promise
01:03:59I'll
01:03:59get it
01:03:59resolved
01:04:00and we
01:04:00can
01:04:00focus
01:04:01on
01:04:01taking
01:04:01down
01:04:01your
01:04:01scumbag
01:04:02ex
01:04:04arrest me
01:04:05fine
01:04:07but don't
01:04:08fuck
01:04:08with my
01:04:08fiance
01:04:08you don't
01:04:09get to
01:04:09decide
01:04:10punk
01:04:10let's
01:04:11go
01:04:33get him
01:04:35if you
01:04:36can
01:04:36oh
01:04:43oh
01:04:45oh
01:04:46oh
01:04:57oh
01:04:59oh
01:05:27is that
01:05:27enough
01:05:28pain
01:05:28or do you
01:05:29want
01:05:36more
01:05:36legend
01:05:38is written
01:05:39all over
01:05:40you
01:05:40icenander
01:05:42grandma
01:05:44meet
01:05:45my new
01:05:45fiance
01:05:48wow
01:05:49your new
01:05:49fiance
01:05:50he's so
01:05:51manly
01:05:52much better
01:05:53than your
01:05:53last one
01:05:54I always
01:05:55knew you'd
01:05:56find someone
01:05:56better
01:05:57it's
01:05:57butch's
01:05:58loss
01:05:58trixie
01:05:59has always
01:06:00been so
01:06:00much better
01:06:01than
01:06:01marissa
01:06:02she's like
01:06:03a shining
01:06:03star in
01:06:04the sky
01:06:04and
01:06:05marissa's
01:06:05like a
01:06:06roach
01:06:06in the
01:06:07sewers
01:06:07bitch
01:06:08bitch
01:06:08bitch
01:06:08we name
01:06:08calling
01:06:08now
01:06:09i'll drown
01:06:10you out
01:06:10with insults
01:06:10from my
01:06:11side
01:06:11right
01:06:11fam
01:06:11drown out
01:06:13the poor
01:06:13drown out
01:06:14the poor
01:06:15drown out the poor
01:06:17drown out the poor
01:06:19drown out the poor
01:06:20drown out the poor
01:06:21see trixie
01:06:22you've got no connections
01:06:23no power
01:06:24you can't compete against me
01:06:26even if you have one guy on your side who can fight
01:06:28we're too honorable to fight dirty like you
01:06:30so you're using defenseless lives as your shield because you know we won't hurt them
01:06:35let them eat cake
01:06:37hmm
01:06:46you can't shoot all of them grab what you can't bam
01:06:49attack
01:07:07you will not hurt a single soul in my presence
01:07:16what the fuck was that
01:07:17i don't care what the fuck it was
01:07:19i'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding
01:07:29damn it
01:07:29damn it
01:07:32you forgot i had a gun too
01:07:35that'll teach you for messing with the wig hams
01:07:37take miss trixie and her family and get out of here
01:07:39we're quartered
01:07:40i'll sacrifice myself to fend them off
01:07:42devon
01:07:43you and your brother are both good men
01:07:46i will not let your injury be in vain
01:07:48they will be punished
01:07:53now hold still for me
01:07:56right
01:07:57rewrites the world
01:08:08holy fuck
01:08:10did she just reverse the bullet
01:08:12by chanting the goddess healer's chant
01:08:13she the goddess healer
01:08:19i'm all better now
01:08:20thank you miss trixie
01:08:22see
01:08:23i knew that you were no ordinary woman
01:08:25no
01:08:26please
01:08:27i am just an ordinary girl
01:08:29don't put me on some sort of pedestal
01:08:30sure
01:08:32you hear that
01:08:33she's just some average
01:08:35homeless girl in the streets
01:08:36she was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet
01:08:39well i do not care for glory
01:08:41i do believe in justice
01:08:43marissa and butch
01:08:44not only have you betrayed me
01:08:46but now you've hurt the innocent too
01:08:48i will make you both pay for your crimes
01:08:51and who are you to judge me for what i do
01:08:54god
01:08:55wrong
01:08:57but you're close
01:08:58oh bullshit
01:08:59i'm gonna show you how the elite can travel any low lives
01:09:04you wanna cross the line so bad
01:09:06then let's see you try
01:09:07charge
01:09:17the hell is this
01:09:19this is the line between life and death
01:09:23yo was that extra neon spray paint
01:09:26i'll admit it looks pretty good but uh
01:09:28i'll die before i believe that's magic
01:09:31you're not the grim reaper
01:09:33what if it's a trap
01:09:34that woman has many tricks up her sleeves
01:09:36we ain't afraid of her
01:09:37she's nothing but a circus prostitute
01:09:40why don't you cross the line
01:09:41and see for yourself
01:09:43i will
01:09:47left
01:09:47leaves the wrong rest
01:09:56i'm fine
01:09:57nothing happened
01:09:58you'll see soon enough
01:10:00oh please
01:10:01i really want to die
01:10:03and you call this the line between life and death
01:10:05i knew you were just making that shit up
01:10:07whoops
01:10:08just crossed it again
01:10:10whoops
01:10:11and again
01:10:12nothing's happy
01:10:15i want to die
01:10:16and you're just making that shit up
01:10:24no no
01:10:25what did you do to my brother
01:10:29i didn't do anything
01:10:31your brother just didn't want to heed my warning
01:10:34i suggest you take him to the ur
01:10:36if you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:10:39Come on, Major.
01:10:42Are you not going to help your own brother?
01:10:43How was he able to cross the line?
01:10:46See, this must be an illusion.
01:10:50Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
01:10:53Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please?
01:11:02You're so sore, I wouldn't marry you.
01:11:04You'd go and hurt my brother.
01:11:05Oh, please.
01:11:06You hurt us first.
01:11:08At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.
01:11:11But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
01:11:16Marissa, thanks for taking this little life from me.
01:11:20You blame yourself for being worthless.
01:11:24You think anyone will want to marry you when you've got nothing to offer?
01:11:28When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:34Don't touch my wife.
01:11:38And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:11:43You can daydream all you want now, Trixie,
01:11:45but when the presidential contract arrives,
01:11:48it'll hit you like a fucking truck.
01:11:50That you're nothing but an ugly phony,
01:11:51and I'm the queen of everything.
01:11:53Oh, really?
01:11:54Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:11:58You've got nothing on me.
01:12:03Yes.
01:12:04Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:12:10Goddess.
01:12:11Madam President,
01:12:13I require your assistance.
01:12:15Yes, we'll be there immediately.
01:12:19Get the VP.
01:12:20We're leaving now.
01:12:24Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:12:28God, I knew you were cheap,
01:12:30but I didn't know you were crazy, too.
01:12:32I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:12:35You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:12:36A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming.
01:12:40Miss Wickham is correct.
01:12:41I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:12:43Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:12:47You hear that, everyone?
01:12:49There is no way low-life Trixie could have called the president by herself.
01:12:54She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention,
01:12:58so she's come here to play up her importance.
01:13:00No.
01:13:01My granddaughter would never do that.
01:13:04Reversing time just to heal someone's wound,
01:13:06only the goddess healer can do that.
01:13:08Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:13:18Oh, first, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong,
01:13:23and now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the goddess healer
01:13:26who gave me my presidential contract?
01:13:28Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:32I never realized how delusional they were.
01:13:35You can only dream of what you can never have
01:13:37while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
01:13:41Look, I don't know what circus school you went to,
01:13:43but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:13:45It ain't working.
01:13:46You can't just fake the...
01:13:50Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary.
01:13:53It's like real magic.
01:13:55Trixie, you're an angel, but the goddess healing is beyond your imagination.
01:14:01And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex,
01:14:04won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:14:08No.
01:14:09Trixie, look.
01:14:11I believe you.
01:14:12You saved me.
01:14:14Whether you're a goddess or not, you did that.
01:14:18No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me.
01:14:21We'll riot against you now.
01:14:23Tear her apart!
01:14:25Tear her apart!
01:14:26Tear her apart!
01:14:28Tear her apart!
01:14:30Tear her apart!
01:14:31The vice president arrives!
01:14:48Who dare cause ruckus in here?
01:14:53You're General Lysander Armstrong.
01:14:56Wait, what?
01:14:59He's actually General Lysander Armstrong?
01:15:01No, no.
01:15:02We've been through this already once, okay?
01:15:05Right, Secretary Cho?
01:15:06This actor Trixie Hired pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me.
01:15:12But you already confirmed with Madame President
01:15:14that I got the contract coming still, right?
01:15:16Yes.
01:15:16We all thought he was a fraud.
01:15:18What I mean is...
01:15:21You're the war hero.
01:15:22General Lysander Armstrong.
01:15:24And how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding?
01:15:27The moment you wake up, you fall under this vixen spell?
01:15:31And now you're attacking one of the most important allies to the president?
01:15:35He is the general.
01:15:38Oh, but he's in trouble now.
01:15:40Did you hear that?
01:15:41Even the vice president knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader.
01:15:45So what if Trixie picked up some washed-up war hero?
01:15:48We got the VP and the president.
01:15:51On our side, you'll always be nothing, Trixie.
01:15:55I told you.
01:15:57Now punish them, Vice President Langley.
01:15:59This is treason.
01:16:00Lysander Armstrong, you are stripped from your military honors and titles.
01:16:08Hurry!
01:16:09The goddess healer needs us.
01:16:13You can't do that, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:16My brother is a war hero.
01:16:17He single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack.
01:16:20He was in a coma for two years.
01:16:22If it wasn't for Miss Trixie, he would...
01:16:23Enough!
01:16:24You speak another word and I will bring down your entire family.
01:16:28Not just your brother.
01:16:30Yeah.
01:16:31It's okay.
01:16:33Mr. Vice President, I've already given my life once for my country.
01:16:36I have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiancée's life.
01:16:41And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:44I never gave a fuck about any damn titles.
01:16:49I truly saved a good man.
01:16:56I will not let you bring ruin to my fiancée.
01:17:00And what can you do about it?
01:17:01Oh, Mr. Vice President, I have a swell idea.
01:17:04My biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military.
01:17:09Let's try it out on them.
01:17:12Hold on, Mr. Vice President.
01:17:14There's no way that you're taking this seriously.
01:17:15Put innocent civilian lives in danger?
01:17:18Despicable.
01:17:18What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power.
01:17:24Miss Wickham, you can use full force on them.
01:17:28Did you hear that, boys?
01:17:33Oh!
01:17:42Shoot!
01:17:43Wait, that's the president.
01:17:47Oh!
01:17:56What the hell?
01:17:58Hey, idiots!
01:18:01Oh!
01:18:06Oh my gosh!
01:18:07I'm so sorry, Madam President.
01:18:10That was...
01:18:10They were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle.
01:18:14What is this?
01:18:15Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madam, for your military.
01:18:19This is a war crime.
01:18:21These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with.
01:18:24You're the uncivilized buffoon.
01:18:25I can shoot whoever I want.
01:18:26I have the presidential contract.
01:18:28With great power comes great responsibility.
01:18:30And this is the kind of gasterly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:18:35What are you doing?
01:18:36Reverse the poison.
01:18:37And take it out of the present before it's too late.
01:18:39That is easy.
01:18:41There's no need.
01:18:42I'll save everyone.
01:18:57It's raining gold!
01:19:01What's happening?
01:19:02Trixie doesn't have that kind of money.
01:19:04It's got to be cheap glitter.
01:19:08She...
01:19:08She is...
01:19:10She is a criminal.
01:19:12Don't worry, Madam President.
01:19:13We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison.
01:19:15I'd be quiet if I were you.
01:19:17Because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is healed up.
01:19:20What are you talking about?
01:19:22The President literally came here to give me my billion dollar contract.
01:19:34This contract?
01:19:36Yes!
01:19:38Thank you, first gentleman.
01:19:57My contract, you bitch!
01:19:59And that's not all.
01:20:12This foul weapon will not see the light of day.
01:20:15There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus.
01:20:18Don't you realize?
01:20:20Or are you too much of a goody two-shoes to understand that?
01:20:23You're the real virus here, Marissa.
01:20:26Money is worth more to you than human lives.
01:20:29And that's something I cannot tolerate.
01:20:31So prepare yourself.
01:20:32Because I'm about to smite you.
01:20:36What are you going to do?
01:20:37The President is here and I just invented the best biomedical products in the world.
01:20:44You'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:20:47Madam President, you've recovered now.
01:20:50So what's your final decision?
01:20:54I'll...
01:20:55She's going to give me my billion dollar...
01:21:02I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars.
01:21:09Why are you attacking me, Madam President?
01:21:12You're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar contract.
01:21:14You wish, you idiot!
01:21:18I've never seen a woman so vile, so ugly on the inside, it makes me want to vomit.
01:21:24I don't understand.
01:21:25I was just trying to punish these imposters for posing as the goddess of healing.
01:21:31And do you know the goddess healer saved me and my son during childbirth?
01:21:36You've really seen the goddess healer herself in the flesh?
01:21:41The one and only...
01:21:42And it's...
01:21:44And it's...
01:21:46Her.
01:21:58What?!
01:22:03Welcome, goddess.
01:22:11Uh, we, uh...
01:22:16You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?
01:22:18How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:21Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:25I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person.
01:22:28To help those in need.
01:22:30And make sure the man I chose loved me for me.
01:22:34No, so that means...
01:22:35The billion dollar contract, it was you who gave it to me?
01:22:39She took it away just like that.
01:22:43That was our golden ticket.
01:22:44You were once my fiancé and best friend.
01:22:47But after everything you've done, we're officially getting ties with you both.
01:22:51No, please, I swear.
01:22:53I didn't know you were an ex-wife.
01:22:57It doesn't matter who she is.
01:22:59Trixie has a heart of gold.
01:23:01She's an amazing person.
01:23:02And you ruined that the moment that you betrayed her.
01:23:06She's gonna be my wife.
01:23:08Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet.
01:23:31She's gonna be my wife.
01:23:35This is all your fault.
01:23:37You seduced me!
01:23:39Don't help me!
01:23:41You were the one that came on to me, you himbo!
01:23:44Please, Trixie, give me another chance!
01:23:48I want to be rich again!
01:23:50I'll be your slave.
01:23:51Kiss the ground you walk on!
01:23:53You've had your chance to apologize.
01:23:56But it's too late now.
01:23:57All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.
01:24:02You two should be locked up.
01:24:04And she shall.
01:24:05For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction, arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.
01:24:11It's all your fault, Marissa.
01:24:13I never loved you.
01:24:15It's your fault!
01:24:15I was only with you for your money.
01:24:17I can't.
01:24:18You were rich!
01:24:20I'll see myself now!
01:24:22Rest assured, goddess.
01:24:24We will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:24:27My platform is spreading kindness, just like you.
01:24:31I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:24:33That is why I saved you.
01:24:35With these healing hands, I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.
01:24:42Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:24:47Let's party!
01:24:49Wait, what if we just got married?
01:24:51Right now?
01:24:52Yes!
01:24:53Well...
01:24:54Woo!
01:24:57Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:25:01I do.
01:25:02I do.
01:25:03You may kiss the bride.
01:25:06You may kiss the bride.
01:25:08You may kiss the bride.
01:25:09You may kiss the bride.
01:25:10You may kiss the bride.
01:25:12You may kiss the bride.
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