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00:00:00You
00:05:11Sayang.
00:05:12Sayang.
00:05:16Yeah, Ani.
00:05:17Yeah, Pak.
00:05:18Jan, tolong, Jan.
00:05:20Ah, copy.
00:05:22Kunci mobil saya, kamu dicari sampai ketemu.
00:05:25Siap, Pak.
00:05:26Nanti siap, mau dipakai sama ibu.
00:05:28Dan sekarang tolong tas gaus saya maskin ikan kamu.
00:05:31Siap, Pak.
00:05:33Kamu nih pembantu apa tentara?
00:05:35Bapak, bisa ada.
00:05:36Dan...
00:05:37Siap.
00:05:40He...
00:05:40He...
00:05:41He...
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00:05:45He...
00:05:46Untung kopimu enak.
00:05:48Yaudah, nanti siang aku balik lagi.
00:05:49Jadi, nanti soalnya ada mending lagi sore.
00:05:51Ya, deket rumah.
00:05:52Oke?
00:05:53Love you.
00:05:54Bye.
00:05:59Tiga.
00:06:00Dua.
00:06:02Satu.
00:06:04Si cantik.
00:06:06Makasih.
00:06:07Bye.
00:06:27Hello, ibu.
00:06:30Bu, aku tuh kesiangan, kan, ke pasarnya.
00:06:33Jadinya tadi.
00:06:33Nih, liat.
00:06:35Sayurnya layu-layu begini, loh, bu.
00:06:37Cepet banget, abis sayuran sekarang.
00:06:40Ah, sembal, deh.
00:06:41Ini kayak gini, nih, kalau kesiangan.
00:06:46Bu, bu.
00:06:49Are you okay?
00:06:51This is just water, Bu.
00:06:55Oh yeah, I can make it.
00:06:58Ibu, why?
00:07:01Why do you have a lot of thinking?
00:07:05Yes, I can.
00:07:07Yes.
00:07:09Ah, this is the first thing.
00:07:11Let's go to the first place, Bu.
00:07:14Yeah, so you can chill.
00:07:16Oh yeah, oh gitu ya, Bu ya.
00:07:19Ibu yang kesini atau saya yang kesana?
00:07:21Iya, iya, saya yang kesana.
00:07:25Siap ya, Bu?
00:07:27Oke.
00:07:29Satu, dua, tiga.
00:07:35Ih, ya ampun, Ibu.
00:07:38Waduh, waduh.
00:07:40Ibu ya, cuma timbang.
00:07:43Gitu dong, cantik amat sih, Bu.
00:07:46Bu, kalo modelan kayak ibu kayak gini ya.
00:07:49Ini nih kalo di kampung saya udah jadi simpenannya bupati loh, Bu.
00:07:54Eh, kok simpenan bupati sih?
00:07:56Ya soalnya kan kalo istrinya ya modelannya kayak saya gini, Bu.
00:08:01Hehehe.
00:08:05Hehehe.
00:08:05Hehehe.
00:08:06Kamu tuh udah bayar pacar belum sih, Mbak?
00:08:08Aduh, ibu apa kayak nanya deh.
00:08:12Udahlah, Bu.
00:08:14Mas Bambang.
00:08:16Hmm.
00:08:16Tuh loh, Bu.
00:08:17Yang kerja di kementrian itu loh, Bu.
00:08:21Kerja di kementrian?
00:08:21Eh, maksud saya kerja sama orang kementrian.
00:08:26Hmm.
00:08:28Driver.
00:08:29Apa?
00:08:30Driver.
00:08:31Huh?
00:08:31Gimana?
00:08:32Super, Bu.
00:08:33Super.
00:08:34Super driver.
00:08:35Driver.
00:08:37Iya, iya, iya.
00:08:38Yang rumahnya di ujung sana deket tukang sate itu loh, Bu.
00:08:41Oh, di sini?
00:08:42Iya.
00:08:43Oh, kamu kerja dua bulan di sini udah dapet pacar.
00:08:46Hehehe.
00:08:48Gercep lah, Bu.
00:08:50Daripada saya layu kayak sayur-sayuran tadi itu kan, Bu.
00:08:53Hehehe.
00:08:54Bagus lah.
00:08:55Aku doain nanti suami kamu setia.
00:08:59Amin.
00:08:59Asuka selingkuh.
00:09:01Amin.
00:09:02Fokus sama kamu aja.
00:09:04Amin.
00:09:04Walaupun banyak banget di luar sana permohon-permohon kegatangan.
00:09:09Hehehe.
00:09:11Siap!
00:09:14Terus ibu mau apa lagi, Bu?
00:09:16Gak, gak usah. Aku mau pergi cek toko aku titip rumah ya.
00:09:19Eh, tapi kunci mobil Bapak.
00:09:21Belum ketemu, Bu.
00:09:22Udah, udah aku temuin.
00:09:23Bu, Bu.
00:09:23Terakhir nunggu dadah nunggu, Bu.
00:09:25Bu.
00:09:25Bu.
00:09:28Bu.
00:09:29Bu.
00:09:29Bu.
00:09:30Bu.
00:09:30Bu.
00:09:31Bu.
00:09:31Bu.
00:09:34Bu.
00:09:34Bu.
00:09:43Bu.
00:09:53Bu.
00:09:57Bu.
00:10:06Bu.
00:10:10Bu.
00:10:21Bu.
00:10:23Bu.
00:10:23Bu.
00:10:24Bu.
00:10:24Bu.
00:10:25Bu.
00:10:25Bu.
00:10:26Bu.
00:10:28Bu.
00:10:29Bu.
00:10:32Bu.
00:10:36Bu.
00:10:40Bu.
00:10:45Bu.
00:10:47Bu.
00:10:54Bu.
00:10:56Bu.
00:10:58Bu.
00:11:00Bu.
00:11:00Bu.
00:11:01Bu.
00:11:01I don't know what I'm talking about in the hotel, the car is a car, the car is a car,
00:11:08and the car is a car.
00:11:11It's a car.
00:11:12You're a car, what are you doing?
00:11:13You're a car, you're a car, you're a car.
00:11:16You're a car, what is your car?
00:11:18You're a car.
00:11:19You're a car, you're a car.
00:11:21You're a car.
00:11:22I don't know about my problem.
00:11:23I don't know what you're wrong but you're wrong.
00:11:26You're not right.
00:11:26It's a simple, simple, simple, simple, simple, simple, simple, simple, simple, simple, simple.
00:11:35I can just read it in my book, I can't read it.
00:11:42I can't read it in my book.
00:11:49I can' read it in my book.
00:11:51We're not going to stay in the hotel.
00:11:53How do we see if we look at the apartment tomorrow?
00:11:56Yes, we're going to stay in the hotel.
00:12:04Is it true?
00:12:07It should be surprise for you.
00:12:09You're looking for now.
00:12:26you
00:12:27can't say anything?
00:12:29I'm not kidding, bro
00:12:30it's not that you're not mistaken
00:12:33you're going to go where?
00:12:35you!
00:12:40yuk
00:12:40yuk
00:12:41you're not
00:12:41what's wrong?
00:12:44yuk
00:12:45we can sit down and talk about it
00:12:47you gotta
00:12:50well tell you uh
00:13:03Yuk
00:13:04I'm...
00:13:05you're in
00:13:09technology
00:13:10you're really
00:13:11i
00:13:11I
00:13:11I
00:13:12No, please don't
00:13:13Please, please
00:13:42I don't love you, bro.
00:13:47I'm just going to hang out with you because I love you with you.
00:14:05You don't want to sing.
00:14:09What's that?
00:14:10I don't want to sing.
00:14:11Happy birthday to you.
00:14:16What?
00:14:17Happy birthday to you.
00:14:20Happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday, Ibu.
00:14:27Love you.
00:14:30Thank you, Ibu.
00:14:31I wish.
00:14:32I wish.
00:14:32If you're the one who you're looking for, I'm going to hang out with you.
00:14:42I'm going to hang out with you.
00:15:04I wish I could hang out with you.
00:15:10Ibu, why are you here?
00:15:13Yes, why didn't you tell me?
00:15:16Ibu suddenly remember with you.
00:15:19Then I thought, I'm going to sleep with my children.
00:15:24Do you not sleep with Ibu?
00:15:26I don't sleep with Ibu.
00:15:26I don't sleep with you.
00:15:29I don't sleep with you.
00:15:30I don't sleep with you.
00:15:34Why did I sleep with you?
00:15:38I don't sleep with you.
00:15:39This isn't my baby.
00:15:43I don't sleep with you.
00:15:45You can sleep with me.
00:15:48If you're gonna sleep with me, I'll sleep with you.
00:15:52I don't sleep with you.
00:15:54I don't sleep with you.
00:15:56I need to sleep with you.
00:15:57Ija?
00:16:01Ija?
00:16:02Ija, Ija, Ija.
00:16:06Ija, what?
00:16:06So I'm going to get sick.
00:16:09Oh, I'm Yanni.
00:16:12I'm working here, I'm working here.
00:16:17Before, where did you work?
00:16:19In the store.
00:16:20In the store, I'm in the store.
00:16:23You're talking about the store.
00:16:24When you buy this,
00:16:28tomorrow you'll get a lot of money.
00:16:29I'm still working.
00:16:30first
00:16:34that's it
00:16:35why are you still there?
00:16:38I'm just going to work
00:16:40now I'm going to be like
00:16:42I'm going to be so happy
00:16:48I'm going to be back
00:16:48I'm going to be back
00:16:50I'm going to be back
00:16:51my brother, can you please
00:16:54please!
00:16:57I'm going to be back
00:16:59I'm going to be back
00:17:00I love you.
00:17:05Ibu, why are you doing this?
00:17:08Where is the Dimas?
00:17:09Where is the Dimas?
00:17:12Where is the Dimas?
00:17:12Where is the Dimas?
00:17:18Why are you doing this?
00:17:19Ibu?
00:17:21Ibu?
00:17:26Ibu?
00:17:29Hello, Ibu?
00:17:30Ibu di mana sih, Ibu?
00:17:33Hmm, let's go.
00:17:35Ini aku baru sampai rumah, nggak ada orang.
00:17:37Sepedaan doang, nanti sebentar.
00:17:42Sayang, boleh tolongin aku?
00:17:44Apa ya?
00:17:46Aku nggak nyampe, mau ambil teh.
00:17:49Iya, iya.
00:17:50Iya.
00:17:52Ibu?
00:17:54Ibu sepul mau didikin yang belum apa?
00:17:56Bikinin deh, tolongin.
00:18:00Bapak?
00:18:01Kamu ibu kalau nggak mau.
00:18:03Buat untuk dia akan selanjutnya.
00:18:04Iya, nggak bisa dong.
00:18:05Itu ibunya Bapak ya?
00:18:08Iya, ibunya Bapak.
00:18:09Kalau dia nanya kamu...
00:18:11Cantik ya, nggak kayak Bapak.
00:18:13Maksudnya?
00:18:14Ya Bapak kan ganteng, Pak.
00:18:17Aku mau coba apa?
00:18:18Iya, kamu bilang aja kamu mau coba, Pak.
00:18:19Kenapa kamu nggak ngomong sendiri?
00:18:21Tapi kok nggak pernah kesini ya, Bu?
00:18:24Iya, saya lagi sakit, jadi setelan bahaya dirumah terus.
00:18:27Aku bilang aja kamu mau pergi.
00:18:29Aduh, lagi sakit aja harusnya kuat banget.
00:18:33Saya takut, Bu.
00:18:36Kamu namain aku sama?
00:18:38Kamu kan yang mau pisah.
00:18:40Kamu yang mau pergi, kamu aja yang ngomong sama dia.
00:18:44Bu!
00:18:46Nih!
00:18:47Udah jadi tahinya, Bu.
00:18:48Nggak terlalu manis karena buat ibu sepuk.
00:18:51Kalau Bapak kan sukanya yang manis-manis ya, Pak, ya.
00:18:54Iya, Bapak suka yang manis-manis.
00:18:56Saya suka yang tadi tidur.
00:19:05Ini buat tahinya.
00:19:08Makasih, Bu.
00:19:13Beritanya dari tadi, nggak ada yang nyenakin.
00:19:17Yang virus.
00:19:19Terus orang pada meninggal.
00:19:21Tapi heran ya, orang itu susah banget diatur.
00:19:25Disuruh di rumah, eh, tetap ada pilih, Pak.
00:19:28Nggak pakai masker lagi.
00:19:30Ah, benar-benar orang-orang ini.
00:19:33Nggak, Bu.
00:19:33Jumlah, apa itu?
00:19:35Bisa tonton TV ya.
00:19:36Bentar mau bikin stress.
00:19:40Yuk.
00:19:41Zaman ibu dulu tuh ya.
00:19:43Berita tuh cuma sehari sekali.
00:19:45Yaitu di koran pagi.
00:19:48Jadi hidup kita tuh tenang banget.
00:19:52Laiki setiap jam.
00:19:54Beritanya orang meninggal.
00:19:56Pilih tuh gimana nggak ibu stress.
00:20:05Ibu, aku mau ngomong sesuatu sama ibu.
00:20:10Bangun apa sih?
00:20:14Halo.
00:20:38Klas membantik kita bulan depan aku cancel aja ya.
00:20:41Situasinya masih nggak penuh sih?
00:20:43Nggak apa-apa.
00:20:45Ya, soalnya kan kita nunggu-nunggu banget klas itu.
00:20:49Nggak, Dad.
00:20:50Nggak apa-apa.
00:20:51Kan kita juga harus dikirim kesehatan kita.
00:20:53Nah, iya tuh?
00:20:54Ya, ibu kok ya.
00:20:55Nggak apa-apa.
00:21:01Yaudah aku siapin sama ibu dulu ya.
00:21:02Biar ibu bisa istirahat.
00:21:03Oke, boleh.
00:21:14Ibu.
00:21:17Kok aku tinggal sebentar nggak apa-apa ini?
00:21:19Aku bantuin aja dulu.
00:21:21Ibu seneng dia.
00:21:22Lihat kayanya tuh sekarang.
00:21:23Nggak apa-apa.
00:21:27Ibu kapan dong dikasih cucu?
00:21:30Ibu kan udah pengen punya cucu.
00:21:32Lihat ya orang?
00:21:34Tepangka ibu itu.
00:21:35Cucunya ada dua, ada lima.
00:21:38Ada yang tujuh malahan.
00:21:40Ya, tapi nggak tujuh juga, Bu.
00:21:41Itu cucu apa ternak sih?
00:21:44Nggak apa-apa.
00:21:44Satu juga ibu seneng kok.
00:21:46Yaudah lah.
00:21:48Kalau gitu,
00:21:50langsung dulu ya.
00:21:51Hehehe.
00:21:53Ibu nyusulnya jangan cepat-cepat.
00:21:54Ibu bodek.
00:21:55Iya.
00:21:57Pasti.
00:21:58Abisin aja dulu.
00:21:59Siap.
00:21:59Kalau perlu, ngantar.
00:22:01Nah, ibu.
00:22:04Udah selesai.
00:22:07Ibu capek nih.
00:22:09Mau ngelurusin hubungan.
00:22:10Iya.
00:22:11Emang ibu nggak lapan?
00:22:14Maper lah.
00:22:15Iya pasti.
00:22:16Ibu makan.
00:22:17Yuk.
00:22:18Soto kamu.
00:22:20Enggit kan?
00:22:21Iya.
00:22:23Mau banget.
00:22:25Mau banget soto kamu.
00:22:27Khas.
00:22:28Emang iya.
00:22:30Kalau begitu langsung kita siapin soto ala chef.
00:22:34Ayo.
00:22:34Oke sayang.
00:22:36Terima kasih.
00:22:38Terima kasih.
00:22:38Terima kasih.
00:22:39Terima kasih.
00:22:39Terima kasih.
00:22:40Oke ibu.
00:22:41Udah saya tatap semua.
00:22:42Bahan-bahan soto ayam.
00:22:44Tapi ini ayamnya udah ada semua, Bu.
00:22:48Ibu nggak mau paham.
00:22:51Oke siap, Bu.
00:22:54Eh, Bu.
00:22:55Tapi uangnya.
00:22:56Tuh.
00:22:57Udah abis.
00:22:58Abis.
00:23:00Saya belum KTM lagi.
00:23:01Kamu nggak ada cash rumah saya pincang.
00:23:03Gak cukup.
00:23:04Uang saya, Bu.
00:23:05Butuh berapa emangnya?
00:23:13Nasyib Tanah.
00:23:14Kalau ibu makan apa aja yang ada di lokasi?
00:23:17Tolongnya mana?
00:23:19Dari.
00:23:22Berapa?
00:23:22100?
00:23:23200?
00:23:28Yuk.
00:23:32Yuk.
00:23:33Yuk.
00:23:35Belanja lagi.
00:23:36Soto ayam.
00:23:37Ikuti perjalanan.
00:23:39Ayo.
00:23:40Ayo.
00:23:43Aku rasanya bukan kebetulan, Yuk.
00:23:46Coba kamu pikirnya.
00:23:47Pas kamu mau pergi, ibu tiba-tiba datang.
00:23:50Mau inap di sini selama lockdown.
00:23:52Lockdown itu bukan 2-3 hari, Yuk.
00:23:55Bisa mingguan, bulanan.
00:23:59Aku rasanya ini pertanda dari Tuhan kalau kita nggak boleh cerai.
00:24:04Tuhan?
00:24:05Pertanda dari Tuhan kau bilang?
00:24:08Iya.
00:24:09Salah Jum.
00:24:10Salah Jum.
00:24:10Ayu pagi 11 sekali aja ngomongin Tuhan.
00:24:12Atau kamu ngintot sama Anya.
00:24:13Ingat nggak kamu ngomong Tuhan?
00:24:21Sayang.
00:24:22Nggak usah perjalanan saya, kakak.
00:24:29Udur saja.
00:24:31Yuk, tolong deh.
00:24:39Tiga hari.
00:24:41Tiga hari.
00:24:42Aku kasih waktu tiga hari.
00:24:43Setelah itu kamu pulangin ibu.
00:24:46Aku pergi.
00:24:56Bu.
00:24:57Bu.
00:24:57Nggak bisa ke pasar, Bu.
00:24:59Nggak boleh keluar rumah.
00:25:01Itu ada orang kelurangan leader.
00:25:03Pak, rumah kita kayaknya mau disegel loh, Pak.
00:25:06Tuh, tuh, disegel.
00:25:08Pak.
00:25:09Pak sebentar, Pak.
00:25:10Ada apa ya, Pak?
00:25:11Kok disegel, Pak?
00:25:12Ini instruksi dari Gubernur, Pak.
00:25:14Iya.
00:25:14Jadi setiap rumah dikarantina sendiri-sendiri.
00:25:17Pak, tapi ini berapa lama kayak gininya?
00:25:19Waduh.
00:25:20Nggak tahu juga ya, Bu.
00:25:21Berdoa sajalah.
00:25:22Semoga tidak terlalu lama.
00:25:23Mari, Pak, Bu.
00:25:25Pak.
00:25:27Aduh, Mas Bambang gimana ya?
00:25:29Bu.
00:25:30Pak.
00:25:32Oh, saya punya ide.
00:25:34Gimana kalau pacar saya, Mas Bambang,
00:25:36kita suruh pindah ke sini aja?
00:25:38Kan dia sendiri yang dikos.
00:25:40Kasian, Pak.
00:25:41Pak.
00:25:41Terus, Bu, nanti Mas Bambang tuh bisa kita mintain tolong.
00:25:45Terus bisa ngerame-ramein rumah, Bu.
00:25:48Gimana, Bu?
00:25:49Menurutmu?
00:25:50Ya, menurut, menurut saya, Bu, Mas Bambang akan berguna sekali.
00:26:16Weh!
00:26:18Ayu mana?
00:26:19Ya.
00:26:20Ayu.
00:26:21Ayu?
00:26:22Hmm?
00:26:24It's in the room, maybe?
00:26:25Yeah, I'm going to find Ayu first.
00:26:31Why are you talking to Ayu?
00:26:33Huh?
00:26:35This is the job.
00:26:40Aduh, Mas!
00:26:41I haven't met with you, Mas.
00:26:43I'm not strong.
00:26:46Ah, let me, let me.
00:26:48It's true, Mas.
00:26:50I don't want to be here, Mas.
00:26:52I want to be with Mas Bambang.
00:26:55I want to leave.
00:26:58What?
00:27:00What?
00:27:01What?
00:27:07Mas Bambang!
00:27:19What?
00:27:30What?
00:27:35What?
00:27:37What?
00:27:38What?
00:27:39I'm doing a pusing, I don't know, I don't want to come here.
00:27:41It's nice to be in there, I'm alone, I'm afraid.
00:27:46You're here now, please, please.
00:27:49No, you can't, I can't.
00:27:51Just you alone, it's safe.
00:27:53You don't want to be in there.
00:27:55But I'm afraid to be in there.
00:27:58If I'm alone, then people in my apartment,
00:28:03when I'm in a zombie, how do I get a zombie?
00:28:08Anya, virusnya virus flu.
00:28:10Ya, bukan virus zombie.
00:28:12Jadi kalau kamu karantina di ruangan sendiri,
00:28:15itu nggak apa-apa, Aman.
00:28:17Aku tetap aja, aku takut.
00:28:21Apa yang ini doang, please?
00:28:24Oke.
00:28:27Biar kamu tenang, aku mesti ngapain?
00:28:29Ngapain ya?
00:28:31Oh iya.
00:28:34Mendingan sekarang kamu nyalain video call kamu,
00:28:38abis itu kamu ngedance.
00:28:40Kayaknya kemarin itu loh.
00:28:41Eh enggak, enggak, enggak.
00:28:44Jangan bilang.
00:28:46Aduh, ayo.
00:28:47Kalau nyalain video call-nya,
00:28:48cuma dengan cara ini doang,
00:28:50aku bisa tenang.
00:28:52Ayo.
00:28:52Makanya kamu ngedance sekarang, oke?
00:28:55Oke.
00:28:57Sekarang mangat nih.
00:28:58Iya.
00:29:05Oke.
00:29:08Wih, ada-ada aja.
00:29:10Ya.
00:29:12Ntar.
00:29:21Buka, buka, buka, buka, buka, buka, buka.
00:29:26No need a heart to tell your own pace.
00:29:30I'm okay if you wanna stay.
00:29:33Yeah, you wanna stay.
00:29:35Yeah, you wanna stay.
00:29:55Cinta, honey, cinta.
00:29:58Tanpa pengorbanan, bukanlah cinta namanya.
00:30:02Cinta, cinta, cinta.
00:30:04Kind of romantic.
00:30:06We have a fancy little picnic.
00:30:09I wanna see you when I wake up.
00:30:12Cause we can fight and then we make up.
00:30:15I love you.
00:30:16How sweet moment.
00:30:17I love you.
00:30:18Pasti mau minta jahat.
00:30:20Lu, iya dong.
00:30:22Can balance.
00:30:22Guys, rohani.
00:30:24Just money.
00:30:27Guys, masuk, masuk, masuk.
00:30:31Iya, Bu.
00:30:31Iya, Bu.
00:30:34Ini kan ngobrol sama siapa barusan.
00:30:36Ngomong sendiri, Bu.
00:30:37Kan lagi mau bikin konten lockdown, Bu.
00:30:40Sebenarnya, Bu.
00:30:42Guys, lockdown.
00:30:44Ngapain aja di rumah kasih tau ya.
00:30:48Ibu.
00:30:50Ini, Ibu kan nggak jadi di masakit.
00:30:52Kamu tolong masakin apa aja yang ada di kulkas ya?
00:30:55Kasihannya lapar.
00:30:56Iya, Bu.
00:30:56Nanti yang ini lihat ya.
00:30:58Di kulkas ada apa aja.
00:31:00Iya.
00:31:02Sekarang maksud saya?
00:31:04Iya, Bu.
00:31:04Iya, Bu.
00:31:05Tenang, Bu.
00:31:05Kan kalau masak itu memerlukan inspiration.
00:31:10Masak itu tidak mudah, Bu.
00:31:11Harus dengan hati dan pengetahuan.
00:31:14Supaya makanan yang diberikan pada ibu sepuh nanti sepong.
00:31:18Gitu, Bu.
00:31:19Enak.
00:31:20Yaudah, tapi jangan lama-lama.
00:31:21Orangnya lapar.
00:31:22Kesian.
00:31:23Iya, Bu.
00:31:32Selanam, kamu ketinggalin ke dalam sembarangan.
00:31:36Sekarang suruh begini lagi.
00:31:38Hah?
00:31:41Selanam dalem?
00:31:44Selanam apa sih?
00:31:46Selanam dalem, kamu ketinggalin di mobil aku.
00:31:48Ayu pakai mobil aku.
00:31:50Dan dia nemuin.
00:31:51Sekarang berantem.
00:31:53Hah?
00:31:54Masa sih aku nggak pernah lu ninggalin selanam dalem.
00:31:58Tidak orang ada namanya ini.
00:32:00Mana pernah aku namain selanam dalem aku.
00:32:03Karena kamu tahu.
00:32:05Aku jarang pakai celana dalem.
00:32:07Ini hanya tuh.
00:32:08Itu bukan tulisan aku, Broto.
00:32:12Ayo, kamu ngaku nama aku.
00:32:14Itu celana dalem siapa?
00:32:16Kamu selingkuh lagi.
00:32:18Broto.
00:32:21Jantang.
00:32:22Ayo, Bu.
00:32:23Terima kasih, ya.
00:32:24Jantang.
00:32:25Ngapain sih kamu?
00:32:27Mandi, Bu.
00:32:29Oh.
00:32:32Ibu tuh kepikiran loh.
00:32:35Kamu pernah nggak tuh periksa industri?
00:32:38Kamu mau mengingin sih?
00:32:40Kan ibu kepengen punya cucu.
00:32:42Gimana tuh kalau pelurnya kosong?
00:32:45Ya kamu mau tembak tuh apa?
00:32:47Ada, pelurnya ada.
00:32:49Ada, ada, ada.
00:32:50Udah.
00:32:51Udah berapa kamu mandi?
00:32:53Tidak.
00:32:55Tapi cek ya?
00:32:56Iya.
00:32:58Bener ya?
00:32:59Iya, ibu.
00:33:04Pokoknya jangan sampai ibu tahu.
00:33:06Makanya jangan berisik nih, Mas.
00:33:08Kita tahu.
00:33:12Kamu ngapain sih?
00:33:15Apaan?
00:33:20Aduh, let's go, baby.
00:33:22Nggak bisa.
00:33:23Hah?
00:33:23Ibu nyuruh aku itu masak buat ibu sepuh.
00:33:26Nggak bisa, nggak bisa.
00:33:27Nah, kamu ajakin kamu mau ngapain lagi?
00:33:29Ya, maik.
00:33:29Ini udah gini loh.
00:33:30Iya, tapi...
00:33:31Aduh, aku mulek di sana apa mulek di sini ya?
00:33:34Di sini.
00:33:35Tapi nggak bisa nanti dicariin ibu.
00:33:36Kamu salah sendiri sih.
00:33:37Belum dia apa-apa, enggak kacau.
00:33:39Hah?
00:33:40Udah, pokoknya jangan bersuara.
00:33:41Diam di sini.
00:33:42Ya?
00:33:42Tidak, gimana ini?
00:33:43Eh, istirahat di tempat.
00:33:45Tunggu aku datang.
00:33:47Kalau makin aku sentir, ya?
00:33:50Shh, ayo, diam.
00:33:51Diam.
00:33:51Tuh, secerup-dua, cerup-dua, diam.
00:33:54Diam.
00:34:06Asuh.
00:34:07Ah.
00:34:26Mbak Yanni, kok kamu tiba-tiba ada di situ?
00:34:30Nah, bu.
00:34:31Tadi Yanni ngelewat sini, ibu asik banget main HP.
00:34:35Sampai nggak ngeliat Yanni.
00:34:36Serius amat, bu.
00:34:43Eh, ibu mau kemana?
00:34:47Eh, mau ke belakang sinyalnya lebih bagus di belakang.
00:34:51Kalau di sini, saya mau balesin chat ke customer.
00:34:57Eh, bu, bu.
00:34:58Tapi jangan ke daerah kamar Riani.
00:35:01Itu sinyalnya dead.
00:35:04Ambiar, bu.
00:35:05Aduh, marah.
00:35:07Perjumah.
00:35:08Iya, iya.
00:35:12Nah, Mbak Yanni, nanti kalau misalnya ibu tanya saya di mana, kamu bilang aja nggak tau ya.
00:35:17Oh, gitu ya.
00:35:18Saya mau fokus kerja.
00:35:19Ya, bu.
00:35:25Jadi itu punya siapa?
00:35:27Kamu tuh sama perempuan mala lagi sih.
00:35:31Kalau aku keluar dari rumah, itu berarti cuma sama kamu.
00:35:34Mana ada waktu sama cewek lain.
00:35:37Tapi itu punya siapa?
00:35:40Nah, itu.
00:35:47Yan.
00:35:48Telur, dede.
00:35:48Telur.
00:35:50Ibu, bikin kaget aja deh.
00:35:53Yanni jantungan deh, bu.
00:35:54Gitu aja kok kaget sih.
00:35:58Ada makanan apa aja nih di kulkas?
00:36:00Ya, ini bu.
00:36:01Yang cepet ya telur.
00:36:02Kambing?
00:36:03Ayam lah, bu.
00:36:04Kalau kambing kan terpedo, bu, telurnya.
00:36:08Daging kambing.
00:36:10Gak ada, bu.
00:36:11Aduh, itu loh.
00:36:12Buat beroto.
00:36:14Biar nak.
00:36:14Terus kalau em-em-em.
00:36:16Em-em.
00:36:17Uye-uye kali, bu.
00:36:19Apa sih itu ya uye?
00:36:20Uye-uye tuh enak-enak gitu loh, bu.
00:36:24Gini aja, Yan.
00:36:26Kamu tuh kalau belanja, ya.
00:36:27Iya, bu.
00:36:27Beli daging kambing sama toge yang banyak.
00:36:31Kambing, toge.
00:36:32Ya.
00:36:33Terus kalau buat bu Ayu, keju sama yogurt.
00:36:36Oke?
00:36:37Iya.
00:36:38Soalnya, ibu udah pengen pun udah cucu.
00:36:40Oh alam, untuk itu.
00:36:42Yanin paham, bu.
00:36:43Kalau itu, bu.
00:36:44Mendingan Yanin kenalin aja sama temen Yanin di kampung.
00:36:47Bisa ngobatin orang.
00:36:48Biar cepet isi loh, bu.
00:36:49Pakai apa dia?
00:36:50Doa aja dari jauh.
00:36:52Kayak pawang hujan gitu, bu.
00:36:54Tapi dia emang juga pawang hujan juga sih, bu.
00:36:55Ah, kemudian.
00:36:58Udahlah, kamu masak aja pesanan ibu.
00:37:01Ya.
00:37:01Siap, bu.
00:37:02Terus, kalau buat ibu ya, omelette aja.
00:37:05Siap.
00:37:06Tapi, tambahin susu dikit.
00:37:07Siap, bu.
00:37:09Makasih, Yan.
00:37:10Sama-sama, ibu.
00:37:14Ayu mana?
00:37:17Dari tadi sih.
00:37:19Yanin belum lihat ibu Ayu di mana, bu?
00:37:51Sama-sama, ibu.
00:38:06Ah!
00:38:07Ah!
00:38:16Mmh!
00:38:17No.
00:38:18Buh, see ya?
00:38:20Cuk, kamer ganti!
00:38:29Cakep!
00:38:30Omelette.
00:38:32Eh, Bu Ayu, Bu Sepu!
00:38:36Eh, ini omelette special untuk Bu Sepu!
00:38:40Enak, pasti!
00:38:42Makasih ya.
00:38:43Sama-sama Bu, yang disiapin dulu di meja makan ya.
00:38:46Mari, Bu Ayu.
00:38:50Hi, handsome.
00:38:54Handsome and back.
00:38:56Yuk, I'm ready.
00:38:58Oh, it's a little bit.
00:39:01But that's the sensation.
00:39:04Come on, come to Mama.
00:39:07No, I want to go.
00:39:10Hah?
00:39:11Why is that?
00:39:13You just left for a moment.
00:39:15Ayolah, Mas.
00:39:17Nih, kamu nanti puas-puasin cium ketek aku nih.
00:39:20Acem-acem engkau udah.
00:39:22Bosku WA barusan.
00:39:24Aduh, terus?
00:39:25Katanya, yaudah.
00:39:28Kamu pulang kampung aja.
00:39:29Isolasi sendiri.
00:39:31Nanti saya kabarin kapan masuk kerjanya.
00:39:34Kapan masuk kerjanya kalau udah kayak gini?
00:39:38Dipecat ini, Mas.
00:39:40Serius, Mas?
00:39:43Kamu sih, aduh, ngapain?
00:39:45Tadi aku dibawa masuk kesini.
00:39:47Aku tuh cuma mau main.
00:39:49Udah dibawa masuk kesini.
00:39:50Nggak diapa-apain lagi.
00:39:54Maaf dong, Mas.
00:39:57Gimana dong sekarang?
00:39:59Oh iya ngaku nih.
00:40:00Gak ada kerjaan.
00:40:02Ya terus gimana dong?
00:40:04Aku pijet apa gitu deh.
00:40:06Supaya kamu enakannya.
00:40:08Terokin deh, terokin, terokin.
00:40:10Ayo.
00:40:12Yuk.
00:40:12Sini.
00:40:13Agar bahan sama.
00:40:15Uh.
00:40:17Uh.
00:40:18Uh.
00:40:18Lama lo aku nggak liat badan kamu.
00:40:21Yang boji banget ini.
00:40:23Uh.
00:40:25Pasti.
00:40:26Pasti.
00:40:27Ya.
00:40:28Tapi abis terokin, uh.
00:40:29Uh.
00:40:30Ya.
00:40:33Mas.
00:40:35Ya.
00:40:35Gimana kalau kamu tinggal di sini aja?
00:40:39Ya.
00:40:40Enggara.
00:40:41Nanti kalau bos kamu tahu, dipolisiin loh kita.
00:40:44Alah.
00:40:45Cuma sampai lockdown selesai aja, Mas.
00:40:49Aman deh.
00:40:50Aman.
00:40:52Terus, mandinya.
00:40:54Kalau mau berat gimana?
00:40:55Kalau mau pipis.
00:40:57Hmm.
00:40:57Kalau nanti gampang, Mas.
00:40:59Nanti mandinya malum-malum aja.
00:41:02Pas mau orang udah tidur.
00:41:03Kalau pas lagi nggak ada orang, jadi aman.
00:41:07Bajunya gimana?
00:41:08Aku nggak mau baju.
00:41:09Baju bapak banyak.
00:41:10Tenang.
00:41:12Bukannya putihnya.
00:41:13Hebat.
00:41:14Hebat.
00:41:14Du musik.ius,
00:41:30morals. Bukannya
00:41:32putih. Kim? Prohip
00:41:41-mengah.
00:41:41Kira? discến decis어�ระ.
00:41:43Bin dedication.
00:41:44Seeks. Off-sir.
00:42:45Hey, Ibu.
00:42:46Ibu bawain sarapan buat kalian.
00:42:52Terima kasih, Ibu.
00:42:54Ini teh ginseng.
00:42:56Ini ada rumpahnya loh.
00:42:59Itu buat kejantangan kamu.
00:43:02Kalau ini Ayu, itu bisa nampak kesuburan.
00:43:08Kalau rotinya, terus buat kamu.
00:43:12Makasih ya.
00:43:12Terima kasih, Ibu.
00:43:15Posisi kalian setelah bercinta...
00:43:18Aduh, tidak.
00:43:19Tidak usah.
00:43:20Tidak usah, Ibu.
00:43:22Ini serius loh.
00:43:25Tidak usah.
00:43:28Kalian perhatikan ya.
00:43:30Ini tuh penting.
00:43:33Ya.
00:43:33Ini...
00:43:34Ini bukan porno.
00:43:36Ini ilmu tau.
00:43:38Kamu, ya.
00:43:39Kamu tuh...
00:43:40Ayu harus di bawah.
00:43:42Nah, rotonya yang di atas.
00:43:44Gitu loh.
00:43:46Hah?
00:43:47Sudah.
00:43:49Udah.
00:43:49Ibu contohin ya.
00:43:50Eh, eh, ibu.
00:43:51Jangan, jangan.
00:43:52Bu, ngapain sih.
00:43:53Udah, bentar.
00:43:54Aduh.
00:43:55Biar ngerti.
00:44:01Nih, ya.
00:44:02Nih ya.
00:44:03Kakinya dilurusin gini.
00:44:06Supaya semuanya tuh bisa berenang...
00:44:09...untuk cari pelurnya Ayu.
00:44:1115 menit lah.
00:44:14Ya.
00:44:16Hmm, hmm.
00:44:16Bisa nggak?
00:44:17Bisa.
00:44:19Ayu, ayo.
00:44:21Itu tadi ibu ajarin.
00:44:22Ayu coba kamu dipraktekin yuk.
00:44:37Roto.
00:44:38Kamu tuh...
00:44:39Jangan diem aja.
00:44:41Sini sini.
00:44:42Tanganmu taruh di sini.
00:44:43Nih, deket terakhirnya.
00:44:47Gini?
00:44:48Ya.
00:44:49Soalnya gini.
00:44:50Kehangatan tangan kamu itu...
00:44:52...itu menstimulasi si dedek-dedek itu...
00:44:56...bisa berenang cepat.
00:44:57Gitu loh.
00:45:00Terus...
00:45:01...kamah cek ngobrol.
00:45:04Cek ngobrol.
00:45:07Gini?
00:45:08Iya.
00:45:09Dede.
00:45:10Dede.
00:45:11Halo.
00:45:12Berenang, berenang.
00:45:13Iya, iya, iya.
00:45:14Nyelam, nyelam.
00:45:15Ya.
00:45:16Abis itu kamu doa, ya.
00:45:18Nanti deh.
00:45:19Ibu wain kamu ya, doanya.
00:45:21Ya.
00:45:22Tau dari mana sih kayak begini ya?
00:45:24Udah lah kerjain aja.
00:45:25Ya.
00:45:31Ya, iya.
00:45:33Ya udah.
00:45:34Ya udah.
00:45:35Ya diperantekin dulu sekarang.
00:45:36Masa?
00:45:38Masa?
00:45:39Masa sekarang?
00:45:40Iya.
00:45:41Makanya ibu keluar dulu dong.
00:45:43Biasalah.
00:45:44Ya.
00:45:46Ya wis.
00:45:47Ya.
00:45:47Pokoknya ibu cepet-cepet cucu ya dari kalian ya.
00:45:51Malah.
00:45:52Bheldah2
00:45:54Jajah.
00:45:54Boleh sekarang.
00:46:01Justiyah.
00:46:02Boleh sekarang.
00:46:08Boleh sekarang.
00:46:11Boleh kamu.
00:46:14Boleh sekarang.
00:46:14Boleh.
00:46:16Si.
00:46:17Boleh.
00:46:20Boleh sekarang!
00:46:24what?
00:46:42Both Adi Sutejo.
00:46:45Tha amang ga ada kabar, tiba tiba nelfon.
00:46:47Gue tau nè.
00:46:49Masih lagi ada maunya, nè.
00:46:50I don't want to talk about this, but I really want to talk about it, I want to talk about
00:46:55it with you.
00:46:56When?
00:46:58Oh, I need to remember the money I had to talk about it.
00:47:04But you're a part of it too, how are you?
00:47:07I still want to talk about it with you.
00:47:09What about it?
00:47:09I need help you.
00:47:11Are you serious?
00:47:13I need help you.
00:47:15Okay, can you check your phone?
00:47:19I need to check your phone number.
00:47:21I need to check your phone number.
00:47:23Who else?
00:47:24I need to check your phone number.
00:47:26If you're the one who's been helping me, I trust you.
00:47:30What?
00:47:31I'll give you my phone number.
00:47:33Okay, okay.
00:47:35I'll wait for one to two hours.
00:47:37I'll talk about it.
00:47:38Okay.
00:47:39I'll talk about it.
00:48:08I'll talk about it.
00:48:19I need help.
00:48:20I'm gonna take the phone number.
00:48:21I'll bring it to you.
00:48:24I'll talk about it.
00:48:25I'll take the phone number.
00:48:33I'll go to my phone number.
00:48:35What're we doing?
00:48:38What are you doing?
00:48:38Yeah, right?
00:48:39There's everything in there, right?
00:48:41Hmm?
00:48:44What are you talking about?
00:48:47Interactive, yeah?
00:48:52Ton!
00:48:53Do you have a phone call?
00:48:55Yes, I have.
00:49:00How much is it?
00:49:01Do you have a phone call in front of Ayu?
00:49:03Do you have a phone call in front of Ayu?
00:49:05Yes, let me hear you.
00:49:05I'm sorry, guys.
00:49:08So, you're asking Anton to send me the phone call?
00:49:10Yes?
00:49:11Yes, why?
00:49:12Why are you talking about it?
00:49:14Wait a minute.
00:49:15Wait a minute.
00:49:17I'm sorry.
00:49:20I'm sorry.
00:49:22I'm sorry.
00:49:23The thing you're talking about is not the same.
00:49:26But you yourself, Nero.
00:49:28So, I'm sorry.
00:49:29I'm wrong.
00:49:30You're wrong.
00:49:31You're wrong.
00:49:34You're wrong.
00:49:35You're wrong.
00:49:36You're wrong.
00:49:40What the fuck is doing this?
00:49:47You're wrong.
00:49:52You're wrong.
00:49:56I'm sorry.
00:49:59You're wrong.
00:49:59No.ola,
00:50:00please. You're
00:50:00wrong. I'm
00:50:02sorry. I'm
00:50:02sorry. You're
00:50:03wrong.
00:50:03know I'll come out more
00:50:06hey
00:50:07no I also need to go
00:50:27I say no
00:50:33Diva policy
00:50:38T zat
00:50:42Itiony
00:50:43Don't try that,
00:50:43your donating
00:50:46Nothing
00:50:52Do
00:50:53you know Put
00:50:56Why
00:50:57This
00:50:58Who
00:50:58wants to compare
00:50:58Chef
00:50:59Yani a
00:51:01this.
00:51:02It's
00:51:03That's
00:51:03Mas kalau nanti uangku udah kekumpul Mas di kampung aku mau bikin Yanis Corner jualan
00:51:12mie instan sama kopi masih laku beneran itu kamu lagi ngumpulin duit ya Nah aku tambahin
00:51:21serius eh masa aku bohong sekarang sih baru ada 15 jutaan Mas tapi kan modalnya 20-25 juta
00:51:31alah segitu aja kok ngomong dari awal udah langsung tata-tata beneran ya Iya tapi
00:51:38mau jadi transfer Mas kenapa nabung di bank itu riba pokoknya nyalain disini kabungan
00:51:46don't worry tapi begini itu kan aku ngasih duit investasi harus ada jika baiknya
00:51:55dan tenang tapi makan dulu nih togenya biarin biar jos ada perlawanan ayo yang banyak yang banyak
00:52:08Anja cuma perek koskotan yang nama instan dalamnya biar nggak ketukar sama perek lain
00:52:12mana pernah aku nama instan dalam aku ya kan kamu tahu aku jarang pakai instan dalam
00:52:30apa lagi sih Ton nggak puas lo bikin malu gua sorry tindak kejadian tadi toh bukan maksud gue untuk
00:52:37kenjebak lo atau gimana-gimana toh gua punya informasi baru toh info apa lagi sih ha buruan deh hacker
00:52:45gua bilang ada satu nomor lagi di email yang sama di handphone bini lu maksudnya gimana bini lu punya
00:52:51dua nomor lu nggak tahu enggak tahu gua satu doang dan di nomor yang satu lagi ada satu nomor yang
00:52:57sering
00:52:57banget dia hubungin gua kriming guna mulai sekarang ya
00:53:01gua kriming guna mulai sekarang ya
00:53:17gua kriming guna mulai sekarang ya
00:53:35buku pengennya
00:53:38ini
00:53:38sama
00:53:38gulu
00:53:38Fly
00:53:38at
00:53:40yong
00:53:41yong
00:53:42yong
00:53:42yong
00:53:44hio
00:53:45ayo
00:53:45yong
00:53:45yong
00:53:46ayo
00:53:47ayo
00:53:47Oh
00:53:52Hey
00:53:55What's up?
00:53:58What's up?
00:54:05What's up?
00:54:07What's up?
00:54:08What's up?
00:54:08What's up?
00:54:09What's up?
00:54:09I've got a proof
00:54:11What's up?
00:54:12You don't have to do it again, I'm going to get out of it
00:54:15What's up?
00:54:17What's up?
00:54:18What's up?
00:54:19I'm going to get out of it
00:54:25What's up?
00:54:27What's up?
00:54:31What's up?
00:54:32What's up?
00:54:33What's up?
00:54:34What's up?
00:54:35I want to
00:54:36I want to
00:54:38You don't have to do it
00:54:40You don't have to do it
00:54:43I don't have to do it
00:54:44I want to do it
00:54:45Number of course
00:54:47Number 1
00:54:49Number 1
00:54:49Number 1
00:54:52And number 1
00:54:54Number 1
00:54:55Number 2
00:55:00Number 2
00:55:01Number 2
00:55:11Number 2
00:55:18this is what I'm going to do this is what I'm going to do this is what I'm going to
00:55:36do with you
00:55:37padahal nih dia yang naruh sendiri drama loh drama jadi maksud kamu hanya perempuan yang
00:55:46mau piara dua tahun itu aku ngarang-ngarang gitu Hah ayo mumpung kamu udah tuduh aku
00:55:53sembarangan kamu aja yang bongkar semuanya berani nggak
00:56:09Broto Ibu sudah tahu semua tentang Anya kelakuan kamu udah lama ibu tahu
00:56:21ibu tuh diam aja karena ibu pikir ini sebentar juga akan lewat ternyata kamu tuh melunjang
00:56:39kamu lupanya nama besar kakek kamu Haji Sutejo yang bikin semua bisnis kamu bisa lancar
00:56:47masih banyak kok orangnya kakek kamu yang bisa ibu mintain tolong
00:56:55istri baik cantik punter lagi masih juga kamu selingkuh goblok kau denger gak ibu kamu ibu kamu
00:57:08sendiri baru sampai ngapain kamu goblok gimana kamu goblok
00:57:17Ayo Ibu tahu tentang kamu sama Dimas
00:57:24Ibu tahu Ayo selingkuh sama Dimas Ibu tahu
00:57:28gila sama beneran jangan di luar dimasih
00:57:31Jangan di luar dimasih
00:57:38besok Ibu
00:57:39besok Ibu akan panggil Dimas ke sini untuk menjelaskan semuanya
00:57:48Ibu
00:57:48Gak usah Ibu gak usah dipanggil Dimas ya Ibu kalau mau
00:57:52ayo pergi sekarang dari rumah ini ayo pergi Ibu
00:57:55Gak ada yang pergi kemana-mana
00:57:58Udah lah gak usah
00:57:59Gak usah panggil Dimas
00:58:04Lu mau trik
00:58:07Mau harta kan
00:58:09Oke
00:58:11Gak ada ceria-ceriaan sebelum semua ini dijelaskan
00:58:17Besok kita disahara lagi
00:58:20Nanti malam broto kamu tidur sama Ibu
00:58:26Sementara malam ini kalian pikirkan baik-baik apa yang akan kalian putuskan untuk besok
00:58:43Ibu gak mau
00:58:44Keluarga Ibu tuh berantakan
00:58:49Nyongpotnya tuh susah banget jadi kayak geser
00:58:52Gak ngerti itu jadi gimana
00:58:54Shay
00:58:56Tidak
00:58:57Tidak
00:58:57Bersilì—
00:58:58Sementara
00:58:58Sementara
00:58:58Tidak
00:58:59Tidak
00:59:01Tidak
00:59:01Udah
00:59:01Ur darn
00:59:11Bersilì—
00:59:16Tidak
00:59:20Mendak
00:59:21Bersilock
00:59:23Tidak
00:59:24Ur
01:00:07Aduh, mas gawat nih, gawat.
01:00:10Stres deh aku.
01:00:12Aku kan udah makan, Jan.
01:00:13Buat aku, kalau lagi stres aku harus makan.
01:00:17Lohnya mana?
01:00:18Aku diet protein.
01:00:20Diet protein?
01:00:22Eh, itu...
01:00:24Rebut-rebut kenapa sih?
01:00:25Mau pada bunuh-bunuhkan apa?
01:00:26Bantu dia, kayak aku stres.
01:00:29Kayaknya ibu Ayu udah ketahuan deh, selingkuh sama adiknya bapak.
01:00:33Kan biasanya suami yang selingkuh?
01:00:35Jangan salah.
01:00:36Bapak malah udah mulai selingkuhan duluan.
01:00:39Waduh.
01:00:40Aku kan mata-matanya ibu sepuh.
01:00:43Hah?
01:00:43Kau mata-matanya ibu?
01:00:45Bapak malah, masih nanti kedengeran.
01:00:50Membantuin dulu, diberintiin sama ibu sepuh.
01:00:53Alusannya buat ngurus orang tua.
01:00:55Terus aku, jadi mata-matanya ibu.
01:00:59Sepay.
01:01:01My name is Jan.
01:01:04Yan.
01:01:11Minyak angin ya?
01:01:13Habis ngerok kamu?
01:01:14Ini sebenarnya minyak panah tadi.
01:01:16Hah?
01:01:43Minyak angin ya?
01:01:51Yaudah, pokoknya ibu tunggu ya.
01:01:59Yaudah.
01:02:00Duh, besko banyak banget sih.
01:02:10Yaudah.
01:02:14Aku lagi kerja.
01:02:19Iya, tadi kan habis subuhan langsung tidur lagi.
01:02:25Gak bisa lah kalau pulang.
01:02:28Jakarta kan lagi karantina.
01:02:30Kamu gimana sih repot?
01:02:35Iya, sehat-sehat.
01:02:36Anak-anak sehat tau.
01:02:38Enggak, gak usah, gak usah, gak usah sama anak-anak.
01:02:42Iya, iya, iya.
01:02:45Yan.
01:02:46Eh, aku, aku harus kerja lagi ya.
01:02:53Kok kamu masih tidur?
01:03:03Kok kamu masih tidur?
01:03:13Aku bingung, Yan.
01:03:18Aku takut anak-anakku berantem.
01:03:20Udah gak bisa akur lagi gara-gara ini.
01:03:23Aku mau kasih tau kamu lebih dulu.
01:03:26Kalau Pak Broto dan Bu Ayu cerai.
01:03:30Semoga enggak ya.
01:03:32Yang penting kamu tau.
01:03:33Supaya kamu udah bisa ngatur.
01:03:38Langkah kamu selanjutnya.
01:03:46Ya, Wes.
01:03:47Itu aja.
01:03:51Terima kasih ya.
01:03:52Kamu sudah bantu ibu selama ini.
01:04:09Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh.
01:04:12Jadom mereka kau.
01:04:15Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh.
01:04:20Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh.
01:04:27Assalamualaikum.
01:04:30Hei, Dimas.
01:04:32Hei, Bu.
01:04:36Ada apa sih, Bu?
01:04:38Kok kayaknya genting banget.
01:04:39And then, let's go ahead.
01:04:44Hi, Mbak Yu.
01:04:50Hey, Mas.
01:04:52How are you?
01:04:58Mas Bambang!
01:05:00Kawat, kawat, kawat!
01:05:02How are you going?
01:05:03Mas!
01:05:05That's your father's father.
01:05:06Mbak sudah datang loh.
01:05:09Pukul-pukul nggak?
01:05:11Belum.
01:05:13Eh, tadi Ubu Tua masuk sini.
01:05:16Terus gimana?
01:05:18Ya, aku mumpet pakai ini.
01:05:20Aduh.
01:05:21Katanya, kamu bisa-bisa nanti nggak punya kerjaan lagi.
01:05:26Aduh, ya itu Mas.
01:05:29Gimana dong?
01:05:31Duh, kalau Bapak sama Ibu fix cerai, aku nganggur, Mas.
01:05:39Berdua dong yang nganggur kita.
01:05:48Apa itu, Yan?
01:05:50Ini loh, Mas.
01:05:52Tabungan aku.
01:05:53Aku nyalainnya di sini.
01:05:55Yalah.
01:05:57Duh, ini?
01:05:58Iya.
01:05:59Enak banget.
01:05:59Ibu minta kalian semua menjelaskan pada Ibu secara langsung.
01:06:06Berapa?
01:06:07Mau?
01:06:09Mau duluan?
01:06:09Dia aja duluan, Bu.
01:06:12Dia akan yang makan saudara sendiri.
01:06:13Eh, kapan sih, Mas?
01:06:15Kebaru tuh.
01:06:16Ayo, Mas.
01:06:17Stop, beratah.
01:06:32Aku aja yang jelasin, Ibu.
01:06:34Bro tuh emang kayak gitu.
01:06:35Banyak omong di awal.
01:06:37Bu, ini masalahnya.
01:06:41Dari awal lo tuh nggak pengen kalah.
01:06:43Harus selalu didengar.
01:06:45Harus duluan.
01:06:47Harus dominan.
01:06:48Dominan.
01:06:49Dominan?
01:06:49Apakah keluarga di rumahnya siapa sih?
01:06:51Oke.
01:06:52Aku emang banyak buat keputusan.
01:06:55Kenapa?
01:06:57Karena kamu pelimpan.
01:06:58Kamu nggak bisa bikin keputusan cepat.
01:07:01Itu yang dinamain kepada keluarga?
01:07:03Eh, bener.
01:07:04Itu bukan pelimpan.
01:07:05Tau nggak yang namanya butuh keputusan itu butuh waktu biar keputusannya nggak talah?
01:07:09Hahaha.
01:07:10Alasan.
01:07:11Kamu tuh penuh alasan.
01:07:15Hei, Ibu.
01:07:16Sekarang nih.
01:07:17Ini lagi nyeles.
01:07:18Dari masalah intinya.
01:07:19Yaitu kamu sekalian perempuan.
01:07:21Titi.
01:07:22Gue bebas ngomong apa aja.
01:07:22Bodoh banget.
01:07:23Yang jelasannya nggak bikin gue kayak gini.
01:07:25Ketah tol.
01:07:26Kesampah.
01:07:27Nikahin aja.
01:07:28Oh iya emang?
01:07:29Udah gue rencana itu aja.
01:07:30Hahaha.
01:07:31Rencana?
01:07:33Bro tau dengan segala rencananya yang nggak pernah terjadi.
01:07:37Eh, lo diem ya.
01:07:38Munafik ya.
01:07:38Lo pikir nih yang lo tidur dengan adanya gue.
01:07:41Lo lebih suci dari gue iya.
01:07:42Mas suruh.
01:07:43Eh, anjing juga.
01:07:43Enggang samap!
01:07:59Dini.
01:08:01When I knew that you were a slave for two times, I felt like I was a friend of mine.
01:08:09And suddenly...
01:08:11Dimas was the person.
01:08:13Since that time,
01:08:16I and Dimas were always talking to me.
01:08:20Routine talking,
01:08:23phone calls,
01:08:24and everything that you do is doing in front of me,
01:08:28and I also agree with you.
01:08:31But with you?
01:08:32Look at you.
01:08:33We're both together.
01:08:35Mas, wait a minute.
01:08:36You're listening to group.
01:08:37Huh?
01:08:44Dimas,
01:08:46you'll get your giliran.
01:08:49Let's move on.
01:08:51So,
01:08:52I and Dimas have a plan for marriage
01:08:56after I met you.
01:09:00After I met you.
01:09:01But, Ibu, calm down.
01:09:03I will still become your child.
01:09:06But the difference is,
01:09:08I will be married with my daughter.
01:09:11Yeah?
01:09:14Yeah.
01:09:14no, no, no.
01:09:17Shh.
01:09:17Deng, diem.
01:09:19Ibu udah denger semuanya kan?
01:09:21Udah jelas ini udah clear.
01:09:24Dia pengacara saya yang urus prosesnya semuanya.
01:09:29Dan lo?
01:09:32Lo beresin semua barang-barang lo,
01:09:34dan lo pergi dari sini.
01:09:39Gak perlu disuruh.
01:09:40Udah aku siapin dari kemarin.
01:09:42Bagus.
01:09:43Bu, bu, bu.
01:09:44Ini semua itu bohong, Bu.
01:09:45Ini gak bener kayak begini.
01:09:46Mas, sumpah demi Allah.
01:09:47Gue gak pernah ada hubungan apa-apa sama Ayu, Mas.
01:09:50Lo denger?
01:09:51Bu buat Tuhan tuh.
01:09:53Sama.
01:09:54Lo lepas dari gue, dapetnya dia.
01:09:55Tukang les.
01:09:57Makan.
01:09:59Yani,
01:10:00kesini ya.
01:10:01Siap, Bu.
01:10:05Aku dipanggil sama Ibu Sepuh.
01:10:07Aduh.
01:10:09Doain aku ya, Mas.
01:10:12Ya.
01:10:13Semangat sayang.
01:10:14Kamu pasti bisa.
01:10:18Eh, Mas.
01:10:19Tapi,
01:10:20kalo ini semua selesai,
01:10:22Mas ikut aku ke kampung yuk.
01:10:24Kita nikah aja.
01:10:26Biarin pake uang aku aja.
01:10:27Aku rela.
01:10:28Ya?
01:10:29Kalo itu aku mau.
01:10:31Tapi ada syaratnya.
01:10:33Apa?
01:10:33Apa?
01:10:34Jangan pernah hianati aku.
01:10:37Ya?
01:10:39Yani, Yani.
01:10:42Masih meragukan cintaku saja.
01:10:46Kalo urusan janji setia.
01:10:49Akan aku pegang teguh.
01:10:52Sampai akhir hayatku nanti.
01:10:56Seperti kata Glenn Bradley.
01:10:59Tak pernah setengah hati.
01:11:03Itu kan lagunya Tompi ya, Mas.
01:11:05Udah ganti, Tom.
01:11:07Pokoknya duain aku ya.
01:11:09Janji ya.
01:11:10Ya, ya, ya.
01:11:10Mas Bambang.
01:11:22Ini video apaan sih?
01:11:24Orang Bayu lagi teleponan doang gitu soal mainan HP.
01:11:27Tapi pake senyum-senyum.
01:11:29Ya terus.
01:11:31Udah pasti saya gitu yang bikin Bayu senyum-senyum.
01:11:33Oh ya jelas dong.
01:11:35Ini handphone.
01:11:37Sengaja saya tinggalin disini waktu Bu Ayu telepon.
01:11:40Ibu.
01:11:42Ini buah kesukaan Ibu.
01:11:45Ibu.
01:11:46Ibu.
01:11:48Ya udah.
01:11:49Ya ini kebelahan lagi Bu.
01:11:50Ibu makan dong.
01:11:51Dari kemarin gak pernah makan ibu.
01:11:53Nanti Anilah yang makan.
01:11:54Ibu.
01:11:55Tapi sebenernya saya lagi nge-rekor.
01:11:58Nih buktinya.
01:12:01Aku tunggu gak sih.
01:12:03Terus sejak saat itu.
01:12:06Aku bener-bener gak bisa ngapain gitu.
01:12:09Yang bisa aku pikirin cuma sebentar lagi kita akan nikah.
01:12:12Bu.
01:12:12Bu ini gak pernah kejadian kayak begini Bu.
01:12:14Ini fitnah namanya ya.
01:12:15Lu masih ngeles aja ya?
01:12:17Iya.
01:12:18Buktinya tuh.
01:12:20Bu.
01:12:21Mas.
01:12:23Sumpah Mas.
01:12:24Dulu emang Bayu tuh suka nelfonin aku.
01:12:26Suka ngecat aku.
01:12:27Tapi dia tuh cerita curhat.
01:12:29Katanya Mas Broto lagi deket lah sama siapa itu.
01:12:32Selingkul sama cewek siapa gak ngerti.
01:12:35Tapi sejak aku bisa merasakan kayak.
01:12:38Bayu udah mulai-mulai ada rasa.
01:12:40Sorry ya.
01:12:41Kayak ada rasa suka sama aku.
01:12:44Ada rasa sayang sama aku.
01:12:46Ya gak mungkin lah aku lanjutin lagi.
01:12:48Udah stop.
01:12:50Aku cut sampe disitu Bu.
01:12:51Aku gak pernah lagi angkat telpon dari Mba Ayu.
01:12:54Mba Ayu ngechat.
01:12:55Aku juga gak pernah bales.
01:12:56Mas.
01:12:57Nih Mas.
01:12:58Kalo gak percaya.
01:12:59Mas liat sendiri.
01:13:02Dibas kamu ngapain sih Dibas?
01:13:03Mba.
01:13:04Aku tuh sayang sama Mba.
01:13:05Sayang sama semuanya.
01:13:07Tapi gak kayak gini caranya Mba.
01:13:10Ini angkat bagiannya lo hapus.
01:13:12Aduh capek.
01:13:13Turun mulus ya.
01:13:14Sekarang kita sama-sama ngecek aja deh handphonenya Mba Ayu.
01:13:17Oke.
01:13:17Kalo emang chat gua disitu dihapus.
01:13:19Di handphone Mba Ayu pasti masih ada.
01:13:20Gitu aja.
01:13:23Ayu.
01:13:24Boleh dilihat handphone kamu?
01:13:29Ini kenapa jadi kayak gini sih Bu?
01:13:31Ini yang salah broto gua.
01:13:33Aku cuma disakitin.
01:13:34Aku.
01:13:35Yang selingkuh dia.
01:13:36Ibu ini.
01:13:37Ini aku Ayu Bu.
01:13:38Anak perumahan ibu ya.
01:13:39Ibu sayang.
01:13:40Ibu.
01:13:42Ibu.
01:13:43Ibu.
01:13:43Ibu jangan kayak gini sama Ayu.
01:13:46Ini.
01:13:47Ini karena ibu sayang sama kamu.
01:13:49Makanya.
01:13:51Ibu mau nggak biar ini jelas.
01:13:55Ibu.
01:13:55Ibu.
01:14:01Ibu.
01:14:06Ibu.
01:14:08Ibu.
01:14:13Ibu.
01:14:14Ibu.
01:14:15Ibu.
01:14:16Ibu.
01:14:21Hi, I'm still here. I'm coming back to you.
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01:19:46Hi, you guys.
01:19:54I'm still here.
01:19:56Hi, Mama.
01:19:58Help!
01:20:01Help!
01:20:01Oh, that was it.
01:20:05I'm crying.
01:20:07I'm crying.
01:20:09I'm calling so shut off.
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