00:00:23I was walking along, minding my business
00:00:28Went out of an orange-colored sky
00:00:31Blank, slam, alakazam
00:00:35Wonderful you came by
00:00:38I was humming a tune, drinking in sunshine
00:00:42Went out of that orange-colored view
00:00:45Blank, slam, alakazam
00:00:49I gotta look at you
00:00:52One look and I yell, Tim
00:00:56Negotiations were scheduled to continue today
00:00:58As the White House had no comment about the President's whereabouts
00:01:01Ready to be of service, madam
00:01:07The American administration crumbled this morning in Anchorage, Alaska
00:01:12The specter of nuclear war facing this nation for ten long years is final
00:01:18The party, let's just focus on the party, okay?
00:01:38All right, birthday boy
00:01:40Let's get a photo of you up here on Sugarfoot
00:01:42Why the hell is Cooper Howard working kids' birthday parties?
00:01:47What else?
00:01:48Alimony
00:01:50What'd they say, Dad?
00:01:54I'm lucky to have such a good helper like you
00:01:58All right, you ready?
00:02:03All right, good
00:02:04Here we go, bud
00:02:06Hey, honey, honey
00:02:07Get with Cooper, let's get a picture
00:02:09You bet, yeah
00:02:11All right
00:02:12All right, Coop, Coop, Coop
00:02:13Do your thumbs up
00:02:15Yeah, you know, given the state of everything
00:02:17I prefer not to if that's all right
00:02:19Why not?
00:02:20That's what you're famous for
00:02:21Rocket bomb?
00:02:23We gotta, we gotta get this rodeo on the road
00:02:25I can't thank you enough, Mr. Howard
00:02:27The pleasure is all mine, ma'am
00:02:29I hope your son had a lovely birthday
00:02:31Perfect
00:02:31Yeah
00:02:33Who's ready for cake?
00:02:34All right
00:02:34You ready, Janie?
00:02:38Come on
00:02:39There you go
00:02:40Pinko
00:02:41Yeah
00:02:41I still took my money
00:02:44Happy birthday, dear boy
00:02:50Happy birthday to you
00:03:01Is that Los Angeles sunshine coming through?
00:03:03Al, I can't, I'm sorry, I can't do this
00:03:06I can't do the weather if I don't even know if there's going to be a next week
00:03:09Happy thoughts today
00:03:10I'm not just doing a little bubble run
00:03:12Sugar bomb
00:03:13The vent
00:03:14Drop next, the barbarians
00:03:16And the really cool
00:03:24All right
00:03:27I think that's everything
00:03:30Why wouldn't you do it?
00:03:32The thumbs up
00:03:35Oh, it's, uh
00:03:38It's grown-up stuff
00:03:45Well, back when I was in the Marines
00:03:46They taught us that
00:03:48If they ever drop a really big bomb
00:03:50They told us to hold up your thumb just like this
00:03:53And if the cloud
00:03:54Is smaller than your thumb
00:03:57Then you run for the hills
00:03:58And if it's bigger than your thumb?
00:04:02They told us not to bother running
00:04:05Do you think it's going to happen?
00:04:09I certainly hope not
00:04:11But us cowpokes, we take it as a con, right?
00:04:20Can I have a slice, Dad?
00:04:23All right, let me see
00:04:25If I can't muscle you up, please
00:04:49All right, one piece of cake
00:04:50Coming up for my favorite cowgirl
00:04:52Is it your thumb or mine?
00:05:19That's smoke, Janie
00:05:21It's just a fire
00:05:38It's just a fire
00:06:01Let itboard
00:06:02I don't know
00:06:07It's just a fire
00:06:08I don't know
00:06:08I don't know
00:06:09It's just a fire
00:06:10Let it be
00:06:12Don't move
00:06:13Let it be
00:06:13Oh, back off
00:06:14Let it be
00:06:15Don't move
00:06:16Let it be
00:06:19Don't move
00:07:52And I dabble in riflery.
00:07:54So I'm not very good.
00:07:58In my personal time, I enjoy taking walks and watching movies with my dad, gardening, also with my dad, and
00:08:05participating in my family book club.
00:08:08We're still trying to get my brother on board. He'll come around when he's ready.
00:08:13My reproductive organs are intact, my hygiene well-maintained, and yet I have been unable to find a suitable marriage
00:08:21partner, at least one I'm not related to, and we have rules about that for a reason.
00:08:27So, it is with sound mind and body that I hereby submit my application to the council to participate in
00:08:34the triennial trade with Vault 32.
00:09:47Oh, tight. Won't be for long.
00:09:49On my wedding night, that dress got off almost as fast as Bert did.
00:09:56Oh, gosh.
00:09:58After 10 years with cousin stuff, I'm definitely excited for the real thing.
00:10:02Hello, Lucy.
00:10:04I am just excited for us to raise our kids together.
00:10:21Oh, my God.
00:10:47Oh, my God.
00:10:58My little sugar bomb.
00:11:00Oh, my gosh.
00:11:06You look just like your mother.
00:11:09Yeah, I wish she was here.
00:11:12Me, too.
00:11:14Were you scared?
00:11:16When you married, Mom?
00:11:18Me?
00:11:19Terrified.
00:11:21Well, I'd never stepped foot outside Vault 31.
00:11:25When did it go away?
00:11:28The moment I met your mother.
00:11:38From that moment on, Vault 31 was at this time a memory to me.
00:11:45Oh, with your aunt, it's time.
00:12:11Must be nerve-wracking.
00:12:13Your husband could be anybody.
00:12:14I'm aware.
00:12:16And as for his looks?
00:12:17Who knows?
00:12:17Big butt?
00:12:18No butt?
00:12:19But of course, it's just superficial concerns.
00:12:21It's what's on the inside that counts.
00:12:22That's right.
00:12:23And in that respect, it could be a cannibal or just like Cran.
00:12:25What's yours?
00:12:26Norman!
00:12:27Sorry, Dad.
00:12:42Gatekeeper.
00:12:51Gate.
00:12:53Honestly...
00:12:53Textbook Tumblr, Jim.
00:12:55It's gonna take some time to fix.
00:12:57Probably best if we reschedule with the 32s until maintenance and I can...
00:13:02What's going on?
00:13:05Lucy, I love you.
00:13:09We all know that, Jet.
00:13:11Messing around with your cousin, it's all well and good for kids, but it's not a sustainable long-term sexual
00:13:17practice, you know?
00:13:20Yeah, I know.
00:14:01Welcome, neighbors, from Vault 32.
00:14:03I am Hank McLean, overseer of Vault 33.
00:14:08Lee Moldaver, overseer of 32.
00:14:12Thank you for your hospitality.
00:14:15We were sorry to hear of overseer Jackson's passing in your telegrams.
00:14:19When Blight hit our wheat, we lost a lot of good people.
00:14:23But this trade will help us get back on our feet.
00:14:27As arranged, we offer you seed and parts for machinery.
00:14:32In exchange, we offer you a brooder.
00:14:36So, who am I marrying?
00:14:50I'm Lucy.
00:14:52Do you have a name?
00:14:54Monty.
00:15:01Lucky.
00:15:10Who do you suppose I really love?
00:15:19Who do you suppose I believe?
00:15:32So, what's your sperm count?
00:15:39Uh...
00:15:39Your vault's doctor must check every physical, no?
00:15:43Sperm is pretty important in perpetuating America.
00:15:51Good evening and welcome to the proud denizens of Vault 32.
00:16:05We are bonded, not just as neighbors, but by a shared duty.
00:16:13To keep the candle of civilization lit,
00:16:17while the rest of the world has been cast into darkness.
00:16:22Soon, if our measurements are correct,
00:16:27radiation levels on the surface are dropping fast enough
00:16:30that the next generation, Lucy and Monty's children,
00:16:36will be able to recolonize.
00:16:47Well, after 200 years,
00:16:50we don't know much about what's up there.
00:16:54Desperation, violence, lawlessness.
00:16:58These survivors will need to be shown a better way.
00:17:04I'll admit, I'm sometimes afraid
00:17:07that mean old world will change us instead.
00:17:12But then I look at my daughter.
00:17:15And such a beautiful bride.
00:17:17And her new husband.
00:17:19And I am not afraid.
00:17:22I feel hope.
00:17:27To Lucy McLean,
00:17:28and to this marriage,
00:17:30and to hope!
00:17:36Who can explain it?
00:17:40Who can tell you why?
00:17:45Fools give you reasons
00:17:48Wise men never try
00:17:57Some enchanted evenings
00:18:04When you find your own love
00:18:10When you feel her call you
00:18:14Let's dance
00:18:15Across the crowd
00:18:22Then fly to her side
00:18:26Then fly to her side
00:18:34Show me to my new home
00:18:45Show me to my new home
00:18:47Show me to my new home
00:18:50Show me to my new home
00:19:06Oh, isn't it great
00:19:08Every big moment of our lives
00:19:10Is gonna happen right here
00:19:14Picture the Christmas morning
00:19:16Around the tree
00:19:17We have everything
00:19:19With the hand-me-downs
00:19:20An icebox, a blender
00:19:21They even gave us
00:19:27Huh
00:19:31Okie dokie
00:19:33Just keep that coffee hot
00:19:35Keep it hot
00:19:36Be sure you make a lot
00:19:38I'll make a lot
00:19:39Your coffee hits the spot
00:19:42And it's a spot
00:19:43So keep that coffee hot
00:19:45So keep it hot
00:19:46I love your coffee hot
00:19:49I love your coffee
00:19:49So keep that coffee hot
00:20:13So keep that coffee hot
00:20:16So keep that coffee hot
00:20:49So keep that coffee hot
00:20:54So keep that coffee hot
00:20:57And I
00:20:58And I
00:20:58Get the goods
00:21:01Lets run
00:21:02From the ground
00:21:03To theeous
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00:21:06And you
00:21:10Know
00:21:11Save our
00:21:13And you
00:21:15More
00:21:18And I.
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00:21:20yougg
00:21:21I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:21:51Huh?
00:22:43You're on the surface.
00:22:52Rainers.
00:22:53Rainers.
00:23:15Rainers.
00:23:20Rainers.
00:23:27Just so you know, this was the best day of my life.
00:23:39Rainers.
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