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00:00:05Hypernosis. My company. We harvest your data every time you click a green. And as you know,
00:00:11I have trust issues. Patients have dangerous, violent tendencies. What do you sell? Data.
00:00:18The VA has 16 million wounded heroes in its file. When you are insider trading off your
00:00:25clients' most private and confidential confidences, all I need is just one of your clients.
00:00:32Carl Bardo.
00:00:33Carl Bardo.
00:00:38Yes.
00:00:54Yes.
00:00:56Yes.
00:00:57Yes.
00:01:04why is there a spider in my sink
00:01:16dr gary yes duncan hi uh so i have test results i'm preliminary you know normally i'd i'd like to
00:01:22do a formal diagnostic write-up but um since you seem to be in a hurry give it to me
00:01:26straight
00:01:26where am i on the spectrum what's my score well uh according to these tests you are actually
00:01:32completely typical typical that sounds like a slur no uh it just means that you are not
00:01:39neurodivergent that can't be possible i i think different also i have zero sense of humor and
00:01:45zero empathy you know uh actually uh according to the stats as far as quantifiable attributes
00:01:53associated with what is generally thought of as empathy you are a highly empathetic person
00:01:58what suck my dick i'm empathetic no i'm sorry you know duncan i think maybe i'm just not
00:02:04communicating it properly okay in layman's terms you're normal i'm sorry no you're normal i'm
00:02:11fucking exceptional well from a medical perspective the two are not mutually exclusive
00:02:16no no empathetic is just pathetic with the prefix okay i am an apex predator i eat empathy for
00:02:25breakfast okay and how how qualified are you anyway gary yeah well you work with kids what's up with
00:02:30that what's with all the kids gary huh that's weird i understand that a surprising diagnosis can be
00:02:38destabilized all right fruit yeah oh my god what the are you serious duncan there's wildfires
00:02:52they're not far from napa duncan
00:02:57die die die die die die
00:03:02taste the sting of mint you creepy hairy little freak
00:03:15actually you're highly empathetic
00:03:30you've reached dr joanne felder if this is an emergency call 9-1-1 otherwise leave a message
00:03:38oh hard off is in my sights the legend himself i feel like jane goodall about to shoot a silverback
00:03:45gorilla oh my gosh all i need is for him to come on board for like three to five percent
00:03:51sake and i
00:03:52am invincible you prepare me well joanne it is duncan park signing off
00:04:02who's this oh um that's linus poe you know his music no the guy on the phone oh no one
00:04:11client
00:04:13you ever worry that your clients might be like unstable
00:04:17maybe dangerous no honey no not my clientele
00:04:23is it because they're rich well because you have to be fairly stable mentally emotionally to achieve
00:04:30financial prosperity
00:04:31i don't think that's true you know historically speaking
00:04:37that was linus poe sadly the ohio balladeer died today at 864
00:04:42oh no are you okay yeah sorry it's just linus poe you know he got me through high school
00:04:50and so much damn it every time npr plays someone's music they're dead i'm sorry dad loves him too
00:04:57so i introduced your dad to linus poe
00:05:02i introduced your dad to linus poe
00:05:08hi
00:05:09hi
00:05:10i'm just gonna say thanks
00:05:12thanks
00:05:16hi
00:05:17hi
00:05:18hi
00:05:19hi
00:05:19hi
00:05:24Carl Bardo
00:05:27Duncan park
00:05:28hypergnosis
00:05:30big fan
00:05:31super huge
00:05:33you know hugest
00:05:34it's titanic
00:05:35uncomfortably huge
00:05:36might mind if i sit
00:05:42your manifesto
00:05:44Bardo's law
00:05:46that was
00:05:46super important
00:05:48to me
00:05:48you know
00:05:49in a society driven by technology
00:05:52growth will continue endlessly
00:05:54the ultimate hockey stick
00:05:57yeah you're you're on my mouth rush for it Carl
00:06:00tell you that
00:06:02but you're not stone
00:06:03you are flesh
00:06:04and i bet
00:06:05i bet you're not done
00:06:07not even close
00:06:11so me
00:06:12i co-founded fafa.com
00:06:17fafa you've
00:06:19you've heard of it
00:06:20nope
00:06:21um
00:06:22fa
00:06:23h-fa.com
00:06:27yeah it was huge
00:06:28in uh
00:06:2909 early
00:06:30but it doesn't matter
00:06:31my latest enterprise
00:06:33hypergnosis
00:06:34i mean data analytics
00:06:37great
00:06:37great
00:06:38algo
00:06:39the thing is
00:06:42cupertino wants us
00:06:45yeah
00:06:45we're in acquisition talks
00:06:47i got leaked to the press a couple weeks ago
00:06:50so i'm not talking out of school
00:06:52but i
00:06:52i think it's a big mistake taking the deal
00:06:55i mean
00:06:57you know what it's like there
00:06:58golden handcuffs
00:06:59you get it
00:07:00so i was thinking
00:07:01if i could find a private placement investor
00:07:04someone
00:07:05whose reputation for picking winners is so stellar
00:07:08and here you are
00:07:10i mean
00:07:12so i gotta ask
00:07:13like
00:07:13how about us
00:07:14and maybe hypergnosis is how you
00:07:17get back in the game
00:07:18double rainbow
00:07:19i mean
00:07:20with a forward-facing data analytics company
00:07:22we could really make something
00:07:30what the fuck
00:07:34the fuck is blue
00:07:36oh my god
00:08:07zero days
00:08:09he says i stabbed someone joanne
00:08:10uh
00:08:10who
00:08:11did you
00:08:12stab
00:08:13this discount ceo
00:08:15comes to my heart
00:08:16and starts talking
00:08:17like i gave him clearance to speak
00:08:19so
00:08:20so
00:08:20uh
00:08:21you stabbed him
00:08:22it was with a fork
00:08:23he's
00:08:24he's fine
00:08:25but i'm not
00:08:26all that work we did
00:08:28wasted
00:08:28everything we accomplished
00:08:29you said
00:08:31okay
00:08:31throw it out the window
00:08:32yes
00:08:33okay
00:08:33okay carl
00:08:34that's okay
00:08:35we we we can discuss
00:08:37all of it
00:08:38in session
00:08:39right now
00:08:39i i have to
00:08:41yeah okay
00:08:42boundaries you're right
00:08:43and just after mine were crossed too
00:08:45it's okay
00:08:46uh
00:08:47how about
00:08:48thursday
00:08:49at noon
00:08:49you gotta
00:08:50you gotta believe joanne
00:08:51this guy
00:08:52he's the type of guy
00:08:52you want to shoot
00:08:53right between his
00:08:55sniveling little wormy eyes
00:08:56but you can't
00:08:58because you're not supposed to
00:08:59i get it
00:09:00and not your fault carl
00:09:01whatever happened
00:09:02not your fault
00:09:03some people
00:09:04deserve
00:09:05maybe not
00:09:06stabbing
00:09:07but a real
00:09:07definitive
00:09:08i'm sorry
00:09:09i i have to take this
00:09:11what
00:09:11do you know where orson is
00:09:13oh ethan
00:09:14yeah he's at school
00:09:16well i was worried about
00:09:17the fire
00:09:17yes
00:09:18we will work through all of it
00:09:20in session
00:09:20on thursday
00:09:21okay
00:09:23hello
00:09:23ethan i dropped him there this morning
00:09:25well i called his school
00:09:26and he's not there
00:09:27he's not even registered joanne
00:09:29what is going on
00:09:31he's there
00:09:32i i see him
00:09:33on my tracker
00:09:34jesus
00:09:34i don't understand
00:09:35well you got some bad info ethan
00:09:37but of course the only explanation for you
00:09:40is bad mother right
00:09:41maybe before drawing damning conclusions
00:09:43open yourself up to the possibility
00:09:45that most things happen
00:09:46because of a series of micro screw-ups
00:09:48they they they build up like
00:09:49like coral reefs
00:09:51or or dung beetle nests
00:09:52it's for the boy
00:09:53dung beetle
00:09:54i have no idea what you're talking about right now
00:09:57but our son is not a dung beetle
00:09:59what i said he's not a dung beetle
00:10:02he's not the dung beetle
00:10:03in the metaphor ethan
00:10:15stabbed with fork
00:10:17tetanus shot
00:10:18question mark
00:10:23oh god
00:10:24oh god
00:10:26move
00:10:27move
00:10:29can you get me some antibacterial ointment please
00:10:31uh ointment
00:10:32yes ointment
00:10:34of course
00:10:34uh duncan what happened
00:10:35what's it look like
00:10:37what's it look like
00:10:37uh i i couldn't say
00:10:39a rodent
00:10:40twin rodents
00:10:44hey captain
00:10:46big news
00:10:48cabinet level
00:10:49coming to visit
00:10:51we just talked to sekva
00:10:53great
00:10:54what's the sekva
00:10:55uh the secretary of the va
00:10:57she's gonna be in town this week
00:10:58so
00:10:59yeah
00:10:59we've been working with
00:11:01uh your cto harper
00:11:03turns out your
00:11:05ganodon gizmo
00:11:07i have ganodon
00:11:07same tech
00:11:09right
00:11:09can be used to identify
00:11:11bets
00:11:12at risk of self-harm
00:11:14huge
00:11:15wow
00:11:15i mean
00:11:15a really a godsend
00:11:17and she agrees
00:11:18so she's coming here
00:11:19to check it out
00:11:21oh
00:11:21what did you catch a fork
00:11:23there jefe
00:11:25lucky
00:11:25ointment
00:11:26please
00:11:26listen
00:11:27i would love
00:11:27to meet your friend
00:11:29i really would
00:11:29but i have deals
00:11:30to chase
00:11:31deals
00:11:33deals that are real deals
00:11:35yeah yeah
00:11:36no i get it
00:11:37government money
00:11:37right
00:11:38it doesn't flow
00:11:39but
00:11:40thank you
00:11:40there are workarounds
00:11:41yeah
00:11:42fast tracks
00:11:43huh
00:11:44and sekva can help with that
00:11:46she can maybe get you
00:11:48i'm telling you
00:11:49like a half
00:11:50up front
00:11:52to pay you
00:11:53to pay your people
00:11:53and to pay the engineers
00:11:55we're gonna need to hire
00:11:56to get you that pile of data
00:11:58okay
00:11:59maybe we should
00:11:59sort of fire
00:12:00the data
00:12:00how fast
00:12:02oh fast
00:12:03yeah
00:12:03yeah yeah yeah
00:12:04with her sign off
00:12:05matter of weeks
00:12:06okay
00:12:06thank you
00:12:06thank you
00:12:07mother
00:12:08yeah
00:12:10you don't always get to
00:12:12bang the prom queen
00:12:12sometimes it's the greasy
00:12:13hair girl
00:12:14with a weird curve
00:12:15in her back
00:12:15that's the only
00:12:16willing partner
00:12:17right
00:12:18okay
00:12:18wow
00:12:19oh
00:12:21yeah
00:12:25here's what i'm thinking
00:12:26barbecue
00:12:28barbecue
00:12:29okay
00:12:31okay
00:12:32A Texas BBQ.
00:12:34We red, white, and blew the shit out.
00:12:36You know, a pig on a friggin' spit.
00:12:38A whole hawk.
00:12:39We put it on the roof.
00:12:41We get VIPs, a DJ, and your...
00:12:43Sec box.
00:12:44Yeah.
00:12:45Sec box.
00:12:45Yeah.
00:12:47Sure, hypergnosis is soliciting a government contract,
00:12:49so we have to be cognizant.
00:12:51There's regulations.
00:12:53I'm throwing the party.
00:12:54I'm buying the pig.
00:12:55I'll get the kosher.
00:12:56Yeah, no, we'll roll out the red carpet.
00:12:58Make your secretary feel like a boss.
00:13:01Lucky, get us a hog.
00:13:02Yeah.
00:13:03You got it.
00:13:03Great.
00:13:04Great meeting, guys.
00:13:05I'm just throwing the party, right?
00:13:07I'll get on the phone, okay?
00:13:08Get on the phone now.
00:13:09Okay.
00:13:10Having a party.
00:13:35What a douche.
00:13:40Orson Barak Stern.
00:13:47Mom.
00:13:49See?
00:13:50I told you he was here.
00:13:51What are you doing here?
00:13:52What are you doing here?
00:13:55What were you watching?
00:13:58What were you watching, Orson?
00:14:02Naked people.
00:14:04And were you planning to spend all of ninth grade jacking it off back here?
00:14:10Okay.
00:14:11Why did nobody here call me?
00:14:13He's not even enrolled.
00:14:14We can't call the mother of every child who isn't a student at Las Altas.
00:14:18Well, I guess I wrongfully assumed that for $90,000 a year...
00:14:23On scholarship.
00:14:24...you could, at the very least, keep track of him.
00:14:27I'm sorry, but when Orson got home from school and you asked how his day was, helped him
00:14:31with his homework...
00:14:32Okay, who are you?
00:14:33I'm the one who had to replant the succulents you massacred during your road rage incident.
00:14:37Well, that...
00:14:38That was an emergency.
00:14:40I am a psychologist, and I had a patient in crisis.
00:14:45I know it sounds harsh, but until we get his eighth grade transcript and officially enroll
00:14:51him, he's not our responsibility.
00:14:54He's yours.
00:14:54You know what?
00:14:55It's fine.
00:14:56We will reach out to his Baltimore school first thing tomorrow.
00:15:00And that means you can enroll him when?
00:15:02We're on it.
00:15:03We're on it.
00:15:04Okay.
00:15:05We're on it.
00:15:05And we will get you sorted.
00:15:10I am going to kill your father.
00:15:14Okay, Orson, let's go.
00:15:17I...
00:15:17I gotta...
00:15:19Oh, my God.
00:15:20For five minutes, you can hold it in.
00:15:22No, I can't.
00:15:23I'm so tired of this.
00:15:25It's...
00:15:25It's...
00:15:25It's...
00:15:26It's intolerable.
00:15:27Yeah, try being me!
00:15:32Oh, my God.
00:15:36Duncan.
00:15:37What are you doing?
00:15:39Looking for something to avoid scars.
00:15:41That's for wrinkles.
00:15:42Duncan, the fires are bearing down in Napa.
00:15:45Okay.
00:15:45I asked Rodrigo to hire private responders to use that pink fire retardant.
00:15:49At a cost, of course.
00:15:51Can you say retardant anymore?
00:15:53We have insurance.
00:15:54But this is our house.
00:15:55It's a house.
00:15:56We have...
00:15:58We have other houses.
00:15:59Oh, okay.
00:16:00You're just absent all sentimentality.
00:16:03Yeah.
00:16:03I think so.
00:16:06Remember our song at our wedding?
00:16:08Remember what that was?
00:16:09Yes, you do.
00:16:10Linus Poe.
00:16:12And what of it?
00:16:12He died.
00:16:15Today.
00:16:24Are you, uh...
00:16:26Didn't even ask me what happened?
00:16:27He got stabbed with a fork.
00:16:29Yeah.
00:16:30Yes.
00:16:30I did.
00:16:32But...
00:16:33Do you even want to know why?
00:16:35Sure they had a reason.
00:16:42I didn't want to know.
00:17:01How old is it?
00:17:02Hi-yo.
00:17:03Hi-yo.
00:17:11How old is it?
00:17:12Nothing!
00:17:30Goodbye.
00:17:31Goodbye.
00:17:38Honey, how's it going in there?
00:17:40I really don't want to see another doctor.
00:17:42Your dad took you to a Baltimore doctor, okay?
00:17:46I got you in with a Stanford GI man.
00:17:49Woman, actually.
00:17:50She uses tech to create this 3D data map, diet, gut biome.
00:17:55Okay, I just don't understand the directions.
00:17:58I...
00:17:58You...
00:18:00So...
00:18:01You just...
00:18:02You poop in the hat.
00:18:03I don't want to poop in the hat.
00:18:06I...
00:18:07Sorry.
00:18:07Let me...
00:18:08Let me just get rid of this man.
00:18:11Please.
00:18:11Orson, please.
00:18:12Just...
00:18:12Just poop in the hat.
00:18:14And nothing to eat after 9, okay?
00:18:16Like, I mean it.
00:18:17I mean not even water.
00:18:18Ow!
00:18:19This house!
00:18:20What?
00:18:21I...
00:18:22I can't talk.
00:18:22I'm in the middle of a family...
00:18:25What spider?
00:18:27Like, I'm the spider.
00:18:29I got stabbed but I didn't die.
00:18:31I...
00:18:31I think it's a sign.
00:18:32Duncan, you only got stabbed by a fork.
00:18:34Okay, grow up.
00:18:35Move on.
00:18:36Not taking no for an answer is...
00:18:38Sometimes the answer really is no.
00:18:40If the spider could talk, he would say to me,
00:18:42Go down swinging.
00:18:44But why go down at all?
00:18:45Duncan, you're worth a lot of money.
00:18:46Go, enjoy your life.
00:18:47I don't know, play pickleball.
00:18:48Take up quilting on the Riviera or wherever.
00:18:52Oh, you're incepting me, aren't you?
00:18:55Pickleball.
00:18:56Yeah, very clever.
00:18:57I hear your words...
00:18:58Behind your words.
00:18:59There are no words behind my words.
00:19:02I...
00:19:09Goddamn.
00:19:11Like you crawled out of Satan's pistol.
00:19:16Alright, little spawn Satan.
00:19:21Respect.
00:19:28You're the man.
00:19:29You're the man.
00:19:31You're the man.
00:19:39Hi.
00:19:40Can I come in?
00:19:42We can talk.
00:19:43Yeah?
00:19:45Oh, God.
00:19:47Get off me.
00:19:50We are authorized.
00:19:51You're filming this?
00:19:52Protect.
00:19:53He stabbed me.
00:19:54He stabbed me.
00:19:55He stabbed me.
00:19:55He stabbed me.
00:19:56He stabbed me.
00:19:56Okay.
00:19:56Okay.
00:19:57Let's try.
00:19:58Alright.
00:19:59Oh, God.
00:20:01Assholes.
00:20:03Are you laughing?
00:20:04Are you laughing?
00:20:05Are you laughing?
00:20:05Are you laughing?
00:20:06You can't kill me?
00:20:07You can't kill me.
00:20:37I can't kill you.
00:20:39I can't kill you.
00:20:40I can't kill you.
00:20:42I can't kill you.
00:20:43I can't kill you.
00:20:45I can't kill you.
00:20:45Oh, your face.
00:20:47Do you need some ice?
00:20:47Yeah, floating in vodka.
00:20:48Four fingers.
00:20:49Great.
00:20:49And more bunting.
00:20:50A lot more bunting.
00:20:51More.
00:20:51Yep.
00:21:04Hey.
00:21:06There you are.
00:21:07We got our problems.
00:21:09Secfa's plane is still circling.
00:21:12It's delayed an hour, at least.
00:21:16Yeah.
00:21:17It's beautiful and awful, yeah?
00:21:19This guy's the same color, but the oil fields.
00:21:22Same smell.
00:21:23It's like, I don't know, trap grease.
00:21:26Charred flesh.
00:21:28You smell that?
00:21:30It's bacon.
00:21:32Pig flesh.
00:21:34Oh.
00:21:34Are you getting triggered?
00:21:36I know how to ride it out.
00:21:38I've had 30 years of practice.
00:21:40Ruffrey!
00:21:41How we doing?
00:21:41How's it going?
00:21:42Hey.
00:21:42How's it looking, huh?
00:21:43No bunting?
00:21:44I really wanted it to be like a shock of red, white, and blue.
00:21:47You know, like Betsy Ross exploded.
00:21:50I think it's the right amount.
00:21:51Great.
00:21:52Great.
00:21:52I was thinking maybe it would be swell if we get the camera guys getting me greeting Secfa,
00:21:56and then maybe she could go to the reporters and say how I'm a hero to heroes.
00:22:00You know, being a successful guy.
00:22:02Helping.
00:22:02Helping.
00:22:03Sure, sure.
00:22:04Listen.
00:22:04Secfa is delayed.
00:22:06Okay?
00:22:06Because of the smoke.
00:22:08No.
00:22:09Where's the know-how?
00:22:10I mean, blow it out with one of those tactical fans.
00:22:15I don't know.
00:22:15Just do it!
00:22:16Hey.
00:22:17What happened to your face?
00:22:19What happened to your face?
00:22:21Just get her.
00:22:22Just get her.
00:22:22Hoo-ha!
00:22:23Do it!
00:22:25America!
00:22:28Don't ask people to dance, okay?
00:22:29No one's gonna want to dance.
00:22:30Just, you'll look stupid.
00:22:32Wasn't going to-
00:22:33Yeah, and keep it classy.
00:22:34Nothing French.
00:22:35Uh, the caterers are not happy.
00:22:37Who is?
00:22:38Uh, they're saying they can't breathe, the smoke from the fires.
00:22:41What?
00:22:41Tell them-
00:22:42Tell them the-the fires will give the meat a smoked flavor.
00:22:45You know, pork charred with old-growth giant Sequoia rub.
00:22:49You know, right?
00:22:49You don't see that on the menu every day.
00:22:51I've never seen it.
00:22:52Go!
00:22:53Great.
00:22:53Okay.
00:22:55Okay, uh...
00:22:56She's landing.
00:22:58Oh, yes, yes.
00:22:59Okay, good.
00:23:00What kind of music is the sex file like?
00:23:01Do we can-
00:23:01What?
00:23:02You know, anthems, country, dubstep.
00:23:04She likes- hey, do we have dubstep?
00:23:06I actually-
00:23:07You know?
00:23:08Uh, don't.
00:23:09Uh, flag on the play.
00:23:11What-
00:23:11Okay, um, it turns out that, uh, she had two events booked tonight, and, uh, due to the delay,
00:23:18she can't make it to both.
00:23:20So she's choosing one that's not mine?
00:23:23Yeah.
00:23:24Yeah.
00:23:24Uh, you gotta be shooting me.
00:23:26You have to be-
00:23:29Okay, who's the lucky fellow?
00:23:30Mm-hmm.
00:23:31Mm-hmm.
00:23:32It's, uh, it's Spookle.
00:23:35They- they do our social media stuff, and-
00:23:38You know, it's a- it's- it's a big contract, actually.
00:23:40I- you know, bigger-
00:23:43Listen, just open it, I don't care.
00:23:45Duncan.
00:23:45Duncan.
00:23:46What?
00:23:46Maybe if you called her-
00:23:47I'm not begging the ugly girl to go out with me, okay?
00:23:50Spookle!
00:23:51Sp- Spookle!
00:23:53I should-
00:23:55The guests are starting to-
00:23:56Yeah, tell them to go home.
00:23:57It's done.
00:23:58It's over.
00:23:58It's over.
00:23:59Shut it down, DJ dipshit.
00:24:01Unplug it.
00:24:01It's done.
00:24:02Party's over.
00:24:02Party's over.
00:24:03Put everything down.
00:24:04Party is o-
00:24:05Do not take photos.
00:24:07Party's fucking done.
00:24:20Big blind.
00:24:28Needed to lock in Zekva, Tom.
00:24:31Packer, hijacker to a black site.
00:24:33And waterboard the pitch till you seal the deal.
00:24:36It's called salesmanship.
00:24:38I promise one drink and one go.
00:24:42Oh, look who it is.
00:24:43The architect of my bloody government contract.
00:24:49Hi, Martin.
00:24:50Hi, Duncan.
00:24:51Oh, Nenna, I-
00:24:53Forgot I invited you.
00:24:56Uh, Barry?
00:24:56Can you show Nenna out and tell her guests to go home and lock the doors?
00:25:00Thanks.
00:25:15What happened?
00:25:17Oh, this, uh, investor recruitment.
00:25:22A heart now, I take it?
00:25:24Yep.
00:25:26Nobody wants Dunkey.
00:25:28Not you, not...
00:25:29Not your...
00:25:30VA.
00:25:32Sorry.
00:25:34There was circumstances.
00:25:36Jesus, can't go any lower.
00:25:37It's like...
00:25:38I was benched by the wheelchair basketball team.
00:25:42The deal's not dead.
00:25:47God, Martin's weird.
00:25:51Aren't we all?
00:25:59With Lily.
00:26:02Obsessively watching news over the fire.
00:26:05Yeah.
00:26:06Then she knew you were gonna be here.
00:26:08Yeah.
00:26:10If we were only doing half the things she thinks we're doing.
00:26:15In such a ways, though.
00:26:18Serving sentence without committing a crime.
00:26:24This is where the engineers work?
00:26:28Messy.
00:26:30If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, what then is an empty desk a sign in?
00:26:35Einstein.
00:26:36Very good, Sander.
00:26:39Hey, let's go talk to him.
00:26:54Are you...
00:26:56All right?
00:26:57Do you need...
00:26:59I don't know.
00:27:01Water?
00:27:03Or...
00:27:03Ask if he's experiencing acute anxiety.
00:27:07Sorry.
00:27:09My...
00:27:11It's, uh...
00:27:12His name is Alexander.
00:27:14He's a...
00:27:16Friend.
00:27:17Are you with the...
00:27:18It was the VA.
00:27:20That's right.
00:27:21I'm guessing you're a veteran of war.
00:27:25First Gulf.
00:27:26I see.
00:27:27Did you kill anyone?
00:27:28Sander.
00:27:29What the hell is this?
00:27:30Did your tour of duty end during or after Operation Desert Storm?
00:27:35Is that thing recording me?
00:27:36It's not recording.
00:27:39It's...
00:27:39Learning.
00:27:41You're teaching him.
00:27:43About war.
00:27:44Is that all right?
00:27:46It...
00:27:47Lou, do you like to talk to him?
00:27:50Nah, I don't like his face.
00:27:52It is only those who have neither fired a shot,
00:27:55nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood.
00:28:00More vengeance.
00:28:02More desolation.
00:28:04More desolation.
00:28:05War is hell.
00:28:08General Sherman.
00:28:10What's your name, soldier?
00:28:13Tom.
00:28:14It's all about the questions of your life.
00:28:16Good to know.
00:28:18I'm a friend.
00:28:19Yeah.
00:28:19Just talking to your dad.
00:28:21Do you wanna sit down?
00:28:29I'm just...
00:28:30not doing something right.
00:28:34For the life of me, I...
00:28:36I...
00:28:37I don't know what it is.
00:28:41Just...
00:28:44You're Duncan bloody fuck.
00:28:46I know.
00:28:49You're not perfect.
00:28:50But you're impossible to ignore.
00:28:53Well...
00:28:55That counts for a lot.
00:29:00Go home.
00:29:03Get some rest.
00:29:04You look a morning.
00:29:05It's pronounced appealing.
00:29:08Both.
00:29:09At the same time.
00:29:13I'm gonna go find Martin.
00:29:14Who?
00:29:16Martin.
00:29:17I know.
00:29:32Can I help you?
00:29:38Hmm?
00:29:39No, I'm good.
00:29:40I'm...
00:29:41Just conducting an experiment.
00:29:44Is that a therapy bot?
00:29:47Well...
00:29:47He's whatever he wants to be.
00:29:50His name is Alexander.
00:29:51He's AGI.
00:29:53Bullshit.
00:29:54That's years away.
00:29:56He has his own thoughts.
00:29:59Own feelings been raising him.
00:30:02Curating his intake.
00:30:03With...
00:30:04Great care and affection.
00:30:07Martin!
00:30:09Can we go?
00:30:14What are we looking at?
00:30:18Alexander just leapt forward in real-time evolution.
00:30:26My gosh.
00:30:27Hey, Anushka.
00:30:28Have you seen Tom?
00:30:32What's happening?
00:30:34Your friend is...
00:30:36The first...
00:30:38Real-world test case for a kind of neuro-companion I created.
00:30:44Fuck he is.
00:30:46Jason and...
00:30:49The few weeks in the morning he lives in my life.
00:30:52But...
00:31:06You can pee all the time.
00:31:08I'm not going to pee all the time.
00:31:09I hate the animal you handle.
00:31:10I'm not going to pee all the time.
00:31:11Do you want to pee all the time?
00:31:15did you did you do it no you poop all the time you're always pooping
00:31:25when all of a sudden you can't it doesn't work like that i sometimes i just you know i get
00:31:34uh maybe go for a walk get things moving you could take the dog
00:31:42what i bet if your dad asked you to he'd poop oh my gosh please just leave oh my gosh
00:31:49watch your attitude i don't like it
00:32:32been thinking
00:32:36perhaps i've squeezed all i can out of cupertino
00:32:41reached the edge of the map there if i'm being honest
00:32:43well when you're as high and mighty as they are easy to miss what's happening on the ground
00:32:49exactly
00:32:52like what you did tonight
00:32:55with alexander and tom
00:32:58huge martin bravo i mean when was the last time we saw tech help
00:33:08i know tech changed the world but so did the bubonic plague
00:33:15truth be told
00:33:19well we actually made better did we spread knowledge no people used to occasionally agree on truth
00:33:31are we more tolerant of those different from ourselves
00:33:37please
00:33:39absolutely blew it on climate data centers emit more greenhouse gas than all of air travel
00:33:47and have we made the lives of our children better
00:33:50provably no we can have q-tips at our door in an hour
00:33:55huzzah for us
00:34:01but you've
00:34:02you've actually done something that might be different
00:34:08the bubonic plague made way for the renaissance
00:34:11and gave us jack russell terriers
00:34:17i was just wondering if i shouldn't finally collaborate with you on alexander
00:34:20all right let's not cross streams you know uh xander is
00:34:30he's my thing
00:34:31no i martin i know
00:34:36you're the creator and it could be something we can do together
00:34:43in february of last year you told me xander looked like if a jellybean had delusions of grandeur
00:34:49and in june of this year you asked if i modeled him on a toddler's chew toy
00:34:58you remember
00:35:03no
00:35:05i do
00:35:29no
00:35:30no
00:35:33no
00:35:34duncan
00:35:36duncan the house it's gone
00:35:38hmm
00:35:39early this morning they had to abandon it it's oh my god it's all gone
00:35:53well build a new one
00:35:55i don't want a new one
00:35:58well you can't have what's gone
00:36:00so
00:36:03thanks
00:36:05so much
00:36:08very comforting
00:36:11house we got married and what did you do what did you do there lily huh
00:36:15you ate some prune danish is that
00:36:19are you being
00:36:21okay are you being serious
00:36:23yes
00:36:25yes
00:36:25yes i am
00:36:27okay
00:36:28very serious
00:36:29it wasn't at the house
00:36:32despite our arrangement
00:36:33it's just your idea by the way
00:36:35i wouldn't do that
00:36:37where was it i told you i told you i'm not back
00:36:39oh like a pig
00:36:40right
00:36:41great great
00:36:42yeah i guess your fear of utis is cured
00:36:45you are disgusting
00:36:46oh
00:36:47and just so you know
00:36:48mud is antimicrobial
00:36:57that house was ours
00:37:00it was ours
00:37:02what's up
00:37:06i heard the news
00:37:08i'm so sorry
00:37:18thank you
00:37:18thank you sweet
00:37:19oh cashmere hoodie on the bench is obviously not for wash
00:37:27okay
00:37:36come on
00:37:38what
00:37:39headphones
00:37:39lily
00:37:41since everyone wins
00:37:43with headphones
00:37:44you love his music
00:37:46this was our first concert
00:37:49what is wrong with you seriously
00:37:50he's a sad cowboy
00:37:52goth shit
00:37:54he's sad
00:37:55what
00:37:59there was a spider
00:38:03okay
00:38:03get out
00:38:03out
00:38:04out
00:38:23we're gonna give him a twilight sedative for his trip
00:38:25okay
00:38:26might make it a little loopy
00:38:28well what if i say something
00:38:30like what
00:38:32i don't know
00:38:33um
00:38:34something that i
00:38:35know
00:38:36that i
00:38:37maybe you don't know i know
00:38:39oh sweetie
00:38:40i'll
00:38:41i'll plug my ears
00:38:44oh
00:38:45yeah here's the um
00:38:48here
00:38:51samples are handled by the lab tech
00:38:53not lab tech
00:38:54oh
00:38:55okay so where do i
00:38:56i'll uh
00:38:57just a couple more and we're done
00:38:59first pavilion east
00:39:01i'm building over
00:39:01you better get it there
00:39:03let go to lunch at 12
00:39:04past that we'll have to collect all another one
00:39:05oh yeah and you know he had a lot of trouble getting the
00:39:10okay
00:39:11well i will uh
00:39:12take the sample
00:39:14i um
00:39:14oh just call me okay
00:39:16if you're feeling
00:39:16you rushed me out without my phone
00:39:18oh right
00:39:19here have mine
00:39:22just call me if you're feeling
00:39:23i'll have your phone
00:39:25right
00:39:25okay um
00:39:26well i'll be right back
00:39:27so just
00:39:28watch a show
00:39:29or something
00:39:30don't buy anything
00:39:31i love you
00:39:51where's my mom
00:39:52she's not here buddy
00:39:53i'm not here
00:40:20i'm not here
00:40:22i'll have to leave
00:40:35Where the hell is 1582?
00:40:38Hey!
00:40:40Hey!
00:40:41Hey!
00:40:45Where's 1582?
00:41:06Oh my god, please, please, please, I got lost, please, please.
00:41:20Look, I've been the rules for you, you're going to tell someone.
00:41:23Then I gotta do it for everyone.
00:41:25Look, I, you went to school to help people, right?
00:41:28So did I.
00:41:29And elbows deep in other people's shit is not how you thought it would go.
00:41:33I really get it.
00:41:36But you can help me, a person, and it's my son's excrement.
00:41:41So, so, two people.
00:41:46It's rules.
00:41:50Yeah.
00:41:52Rules.
00:42:01Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
00:42:06Um, you don't have an extra mask, do you?
00:42:08It's, it's, it's nasty out there.
00:42:11Heaven knows me, I walk the stream.
00:42:16Ooh, yes.
00:42:17And I can't bear it evermore.
00:42:26Heaven keep me out through this dream.
00:42:34And I can't bear it evermore.
00:42:41Hey, bud.
00:42:42Little woozy, give me thumbs up.
00:42:49Well, stay down.
00:42:50Can't hurt if you don't remember.
00:42:57Mm-hmm.
00:43:02Mm-hmm.
00:43:06Mm-hmm.
00:43:08Mm-hmm.
00:43:14Joanne.
00:43:15Mm-hmm.
00:43:17Jesus, Jojo, this, it, it shouldn't be this difficult to get a hold of you.
00:43:22I, I lost, um, a friend.
00:43:27Kind of.
00:43:28Kind of.
00:43:28Well, he, he wasn't human, but I'm still miserable.
00:43:34Okay, you picked Bard off, right?
00:43:36And it has been a disaster.
00:43:38Like, he hates me.
00:43:39I, I, I, I don't even know why.
00:43:41Because you are a bad man.
00:43:45A bad, bad, bad man.
00:43:51Is this Orwell?
00:43:53No one likes you.
00:43:58Not even you.
00:44:01I like me.
00:44:02I, did your mom say she didn't like me?
00:44:05Did she tell you that?
00:44:07Get her.
00:44:08Arrivederci, douchey-douchey.
00:44:22How the hell with this?
00:44:23Hey!
00:44:24Shit.
00:44:30You would not believe what I have just been through.
00:44:36Okay.
00:44:38Oh, my God.
00:44:40You're all done?
00:44:41Let's go home.
00:44:43You must be serving.
00:44:45Oh, my God.
00:44:46So first, that bitchy nurse.
00:44:54Is that ramen?
00:44:56Mm-hmm.
00:44:57Oh, I love ramen.
00:44:59You remembered.
00:45:03Dad never gets it from me.
00:45:05No.
00:45:06Thanks, Mom.
00:45:08You're the best.
00:45:12What'd they put in those meds of yours?
00:45:14Oh, yeah.
00:45:15That stuff was great.
00:45:17Yeah.
00:45:18Well, enjoy the ride.
00:45:19No refills.
00:45:20How about only Tuesdays and Thursdays?
00:45:23Uh-huh.
00:45:29Oh, shit.
00:45:31Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
00:45:36I, um...
00:45:38I completely forgot an appointment with a client today.
00:45:42It's...
00:45:43Goddamn it.
00:45:44Oh, it's okay.
00:45:46No regrets.
00:45:47I was right where I was supposed to be.
00:45:52Hello?
00:45:54Yeah.
00:45:55Yeah.
00:45:57So fast.
00:46:04Well, that can't be.
00:46:09That's not possible.
00:46:13Are you sure?
00:46:17Yeah.
00:46:20No.
00:46:23Yes, I will.
00:46:24I will follow up.
00:46:32That was the lab.
00:46:40Say it.
00:46:42Say what you did.
00:46:47Well, I know it wasn't Zeus's idea.
00:46:53You gave me dog shit.
00:46:56Sorry.
00:46:57Why?
00:47:00Why?
00:47:02What?
00:47:18I'm not supposed to wake up.
00:47:18I'm not supposed to wake up.
00:47:18What are you doing this?
00:47:24You…
00:47:31I'm drunk.
00:47:37What do you want, Duncan?
00:47:40What are you talking about?
00:47:44His name is Orson,
00:47:47and I strongly advise you to not even talk about my son.
00:47:52Do you hate me that much, Joanne?
00:47:54And if so, I'm just wondering if you wanted Bardolph to hurt me.
00:47:58Wait, was that your intention?
00:48:01I was hoping an unproductive and, if necessary, unpleasant interaction would, yes,
00:48:06lead you to see that this is not tenable.
00:48:09You needed to see that.
00:48:10You wanted him to humiliate me?
00:48:13You despise me that much.
00:48:16You are the one blackmailing me, remember?
00:48:19No.
00:48:20No, I offered you a partnership.
00:48:23Are you hearing yourself?
00:48:26You seriously can't be that much of a moron.
00:48:29I'm not the one who did insider trading on a stupid commercial brokerage app.
00:48:34I'm not the healthcare professional who set up cage matches between my patients.
00:48:39No, because I didn't sign up for group therapy Thunderdome.
00:48:42You threatened my livelihood, my family.
00:48:46I am only human, Duncan.
00:48:47And I was right.
00:48:48I knew Carl wouldn't suffer a fool like you.
00:48:50You're a fool?
00:48:51A fool?
00:48:55Oh no.
00:48:57You don't actually think you're a genius, do you, Duncan?
00:49:01A lottery.
00:49:02That's how you got a college roommate.
00:49:04That's how you got Hamish.
00:49:06The actual genius.
00:49:09So, consider yourself absurdly, unjustly lucky.
00:49:16By God, you're mean.
00:49:19Well, I could be mean too, you know.
00:49:20Okay.
00:49:22Fine.
00:49:22You want to turn me in?
00:49:24Turn me in.
00:49:25I will lose my license, yes.
00:49:27But then, you know what goes right out the window?
00:49:31Doctor-patient confidentiality.
00:49:34You're afraid of humiliation?
00:49:36I will air all of your weird, skid-marked, filthy laundry.
00:49:41And I will gladly go down, just so long as I take you with me.
00:49:46What?
00:49:46Why?
00:49:47Why are you doing this?
00:49:48Give it up, Duncan.
00:49:49The world doesn't revolve around you.
00:49:52It never did.
00:49:53And if you talk to my child again, I swear to Christ, I will shoot you dead.
00:49:58Fine.
00:49:59I'm on my own.
00:50:00I am...
00:50:03Always was.
00:50:05Always will be.
00:50:08Yes!
00:50:09Great, great, great.
00:50:10You know what, Joanne?
00:50:11I can work with that.
00:50:13Yep.
00:50:14Stay tuned.
00:50:40Goddamn, you're ugly.
00:50:42You're ugly.
00:50:44You're ugly.
00:50:51Hey.
00:50:54No one but us stupid enough to come out in the middle of this, right?
00:50:58I figured at least you might, uh, respect my persistence.
00:51:05Is that bothering you, Carl?
00:51:06Yes.
00:51:07What do you want me to do?
00:51:09Call me that coffee get us about, please.
00:51:12Oh, my God.
00:51:12He's kidding.
00:51:13He's kidding.
00:51:14We're old friends.
00:51:16I crawled out.
00:51:20You...
00:51:20I...
00:51:21Is that...
00:51:23It's the Linux phone.
00:51:25They were playing him everywhere.
00:51:27Hon, can you just turn this off?
00:51:31Come on.
00:51:36You know, a couple years back, I was, uh, worth a lot on paper.
00:51:40Almost as much as you, Carl.
00:51:42We, uh, threw this big tits-out blow-off party, and I wanted Linus Poe to play.
00:51:48So I offered him a million bucks, and he said no.
00:51:52So I went to, uh, two million, to three million, to four million, and I thought this son of a
00:51:59bitch couldn't be bought.
00:52:02And before giving up, I went to 4.5, and he said yes.
00:52:07And Linus Poe came to my house, my own backyard, played three songs, and walked off stage, flashed
00:52:15me the bird, double-barreled in front of my employees, my co-founder, my wife, my dad,
00:52:22and he screamed, you people are fucking disgusting.
00:52:27Huh.
00:52:29Well, it messed me up.
00:52:32For a while.
00:52:33Well, and then I, uh, I finally went to therapy.
00:52:41Yeah.
00:52:43Not afraid to admit it.
00:52:45And I realized, you know what?
00:52:47He wasn't giving me the finger.
00:52:49He was giving himself the finger.
00:52:51Linus took the money, and man, that must have burnt him, because he never, he never made
00:52:56another record after that.
00:52:57I broke him.
00:53:01Most people are weak.
00:53:03But not you, Carl.
00:53:04Not you.
00:53:05No.
00:53:06No.
00:53:07You're not.
00:53:08You can't tolerate bullshit.
00:53:10Didn't put up with mine, and I have scars to prove it.
00:53:13And everyone knows you had your run-ins with Cupertino, Tim.
00:53:16If I sell to them, Cupertino, my legacy would end up exactly like Linus Poe's.
00:53:21A loser.
00:53:23Who can be bought off.
00:53:25It's you.
00:53:26You.
00:53:27Not them.
00:53:28Not Cupertino.
00:53:29You.
00:53:29I need you.
00:53:31And I'm so sure of it.
00:53:347% stake.
00:53:3610% below market value.
00:53:38And I get 300 million capital infusion.
00:53:43Market credibility.
00:53:44And someone I deeply, deeply admire, whispering sweet, uncut wisdom into my ear.
00:53:50We're not just mining data, Carl.
00:53:54We're doing the important work of profiling every single human on the planet.
00:53:58And what happens after that?
00:54:00It's changed.
00:54:01Changed.
00:54:02Every single person.
00:54:03What they want.
00:54:04What they think.
00:54:05What people believe.
00:54:15Well, you're not stabbing me, Carl.
00:54:32Yes!
00:54:34Yes!
00:54:36Yes!
00:54:36Yes!
00:54:36Oh, my God!
00:54:56Robo-tunes, make me a song of triumph in the style of Linus Poe and put my name in it.
00:55:14The earth swung low, the sky split in two, but Duncan kept walking as great men do.
00:55:23They said you can't win, and he whispered we'll see, and the wind spoke his name through the teeth of
00:55:31the trees.
00:55:32Duncan wore no crown, no coin or creed, just the silence of hunger and the ghost of need.
00:55:41And Duncan walks forward, the rise of a king.
00:55:47Carl Bardoff is coming!
00:55:49He's one of us!
00:55:54What?
00:55:54You were here at Harvard.
00:55:56I never went to Hartford.
00:55:57You were with Duncan Park.
00:55:58What were you two up to?
00:55:59I'm getting back into the game, so thank you.
00:56:03Alvin died.
00:56:04The landlord?
00:56:05I don't want to lose our home.
00:56:08Always show Mr. Bardoff the power of noted.
00:56:12Shut up!
00:56:17What a douche.
00:56:20Forcing Barack Stern.
00:56:25Mom, what were you watching?
00:56:27Naked people.
00:56:31In episode three, Joanne tries to be a good mom.
00:56:34Oh my God, for five minutes you can hold it in.
00:56:37No, I can't.
00:56:38Orson has IBS.
00:56:40He's got difficulty with his stomach.
00:56:43It's part of the reason why he doesn't want to be a matriculating student at this place.
00:56:47It's really embarrassing for him, and it's like something he is really insecure about.
00:56:52So there's a need for parental guidance here.
00:56:56Orson needs to know that his mother has his back.
00:56:59And she shows that by sort of corralling him to a Stanford doctor.
00:57:05You get a glimpse into how he feels like his mom isn't there for him, and how he feels
00:57:09like her problems are always bigger than his problems, and like she matters more.
00:57:13It doesn't exactly feel like a nurturing response to his ailments.
00:57:18Samples are handled by the lab tech.
00:57:20You better get it there.
00:57:21They go to lunch at 12.
00:57:23It's another instance of someone's hubris.
00:57:27Joanne's in this case, I can fix this problem, confronting and colliding with reality.
00:57:33There's a firestorm going on outside, there's wildfires, the air is terrible, and she's
00:57:38going to get the poop there on time, no matter what.
00:57:42And we see this fantastic montage of her going to the hospital, and it's, I think, a moment
00:57:48where we really feel for Joanne.
00:57:50And she does this little victory dance after she convinces the lab guy to take the stool
00:57:55sample.
00:57:56Yes!
00:57:57To me, what she's saying in that moment is, damn it, I'm a good mother.
00:58:00You would not believe what I have just been through.
00:58:10Do you do it with this?
00:58:11Is that good enough?
00:58:12Because I need blood on this fork.
00:58:13In episode three, Duncan goes from pursuing Bardolph, Duncan Park, hypernosis, to being stabbed
00:58:20by him, because with the forward-facing data analytics out there.
00:58:30And then eventually bagging him.
00:58:32And it's all about relentlessness.
00:58:34And his teacher in all of this is a spider that he finds and tries to kill repeatedly
00:58:40in his sink.
00:58:42A spider can talk.
00:58:49He would say to me, go down swinging.
00:58:51But why go down at all?
00:58:52Duncan, you're worth a lot of money.
00:58:54Go, enjoy your life.
00:58:55I don't know.
00:58:55Play pickleball.
00:58:56Yeah, very clever.
00:58:57I hear your words behind your words.
00:59:00There are no words behind my words.
00:59:02And ultimately learns the value of you can't kill me and never stop coming back.
00:59:08And that's what he does with Bardolph.
00:59:10I need you.
00:59:12And I'm so sure of it.
00:59:15Well, you're not stabbing me, Carl.
00:59:18In the end, he wins.
00:59:22One of my favorite aspects of his victory there is he walks out into a world on fire.
00:59:29Yes!
00:59:30Yes!
00:59:32Oh!
00:59:33Oh, my God!
00:59:35You!
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