00:15Oh
00:16Ain't much stays clean up here, Volpe
00:20You'll see
00:22I don't think it's our job to help these people
00:24They're murderers
00:25So what do you propose we do?
00:27We can do what they would have done us
00:30Wow
00:31He killed my husband
00:33If your father were here, he'd do the right thing
00:37Are you okay?
00:39The whole opening the vault door for Lucy thing didn't sit too out with the council
00:43So I guess I'm not a gatekeeper anymore
00:46I need the head
00:48It's the only way I can get my father back
00:51You can't treat people like this
00:54Yeah, why is that?
00:57Because of the golden rule
01:00The wasteland's got its own golden rule
01:02Thou shalt get sidetracked by bullshit every goddamn time
01:25Let's go sunnin'
01:27It's so good for you
01:29Let's go sunnin'
01:30Neat the sky of blue
01:32Neat the sky of blue
01:33Greet the sun
01:33Every morn
01:35Feel as free and happy as the day you were born
01:39Let's go native
01:40Sun you gives away
01:42Be creative
01:44Learn to live and play
01:46Pretty flowers need the sun
01:49This applies to everyone
01:52Life's worth livin'
01:56Life's worth livin'
01:56When nature's givin'
01:59Happy rest to everyone
02:02Let's go sunnin'
02:20Don't go
02:20Lighting the house
02:26I need to go
02:26Next week
02:31Take a quick break
02:49Roger, my name is Roger.
02:51My name is Roger.
02:53My name is Roger.
02:59My name is Roger.
03:01Hey, Raj.
03:03Hey.
03:07Fancy seeing you out here.
03:11You out for that bounty too, huh?
03:14Yep.
03:24Oh, shit.
03:28How are you feeling?
03:29No.
03:33You know, it's hard out here.
03:39Some of these can be so unkind.
03:44They say you got a smoothie of your own.
03:52You turn it.
03:56Maybe.
03:57Maybe.
03:59Hey.
04:01You know, you don't have to have any vials, do you?
04:07Just one little puff, and I'll be back on my feet.
04:10You don't look for it.
04:13I'm sorry, Roger.
04:14I'm all out.
04:15That's okay.
04:16It's okay.
04:18Though, um, your smooth-faced friend, you, um, might want to clear out before things get ugly.
04:31I did okay.
04:32I did okay.
04:3528 years since I first started showing.
04:43What the hell?
04:48Not as long as you, though.
04:51You've lasted us all.
04:52How long since you first started waistlining?
04:55A long time.
04:58That's a lot of vials.
05:00Well, I've always been good at making money, Roger.
05:09Say, remember how good food used to taste?
05:15Blamco mac and cheese.
05:17Ice cream and apple pie.
05:21I damn apple pie.
05:24You know, my mom used to...
05:43Why'd you do that?
05:46You're sick.
05:56Stop, stop, stop, please.
05:58No, I know it's hard up here, but you don't, you don't have...
06:01You don't have to resort to...
06:04What'd you say your name was?
06:07Lucy McLean.
06:11McLean?
06:14Huh.
06:18Well, Lucy McLean, it ain't all canned peaches and marmalade left up here, sweetheart.
06:25Sometimes, fellas gotta eat a fella.
06:37You know, my vault has endured hardship, too.
06:40In the great plague of 77, everyone had to quarantine, they couldn't work the farms together.
06:45People starved, my mother included.
06:49My dad dropped to 128 pounds, and he still refused to do anything like this.
06:55What?
06:56What's so funny?
06:58Well, that's what people say they did, and what they really did.
07:04Well, I bet your daddy was first in line at the cookout.
07:08I bet he had a bill with a drawing of his neighbor's ass on there.
07:17How do you live like this?
07:20Why keep going?
07:33Well, one good question deserves another.
07:40Why the fuck am I doing all the work?
07:45Now, come on, party.
07:47Ass-dricky don't make it, Sev.
07:51Well, come on.
07:53Well, we've been
08:20hello ladies how are you just fine just fine hello fellas how are you just fine
08:27it's real fine weather when we are to get together and we're all just fine just fine
08:34are you glad that you are here morning woody morning reg
08:39nice work on your posters well thanks reg i've been admiring yours as well
08:45any luck i asked him all sorts of questions who he is who he works for why his colleagues
08:52kidnapped overseer mclean what organizing principle if any they operate under nothing huh
09:02200 years with no contact
09:06the terrible things this creature must have been through
09:11what's he doing oh no sir please stop you will injure yourself fuck you
09:19we better drink him again for his own safety we'll try again tomorrow
09:41there you are thought you might be up here made pie if you'd like a piece
09:50i was there the first time that you tried rhubarb pie and ice cream you sure did like pie that
09:56day
10:01you came here to talk to me about what i said at the assembly
10:05and why do you think that is it upset people you don't like it when people get upset
10:11what do you do you do you do you're not the only one that feels the absence of your father
10:20people here are hurting disoriented
10:25and with your sister gone you're the last standing mclean
10:30your voice carries more weight than you might realize
10:35i hid during the raid i got into storage space and i hid
10:43does that make you angry
10:48why does it matter
10:54regular boys
10:57can't get angry and they'll just pee on the wall
11:02and clever boys like you are angry
11:06you're lucky not to have seen where that can lead
11:16just tread lightly
11:21that's all i ask
11:31i go
11:32oh
11:32oh
11:32oh
11:33oh
11:33oh
11:33oh
11:42Oh, my God.
12:05Oh, my God.
12:38How does that golden rule drive what's going to be your head right now?
12:52What are you?
12:55Oh, I'm you, sweetie.
12:58You just give it a little time.
13:03Oh, my God.
13:11Oh, my God.
13:14Oh, my God.
13:19Oh, my God.
13:23Oh, my God.
13:30Oh, my God.
13:42Where do you think you're going?
13:44You ain't going nowhere.
13:53There you are.
13:56You little killer.
14:14Now that right there is the closest thing we've had to an honest exchange so far.
14:40What do you think you're going to keep on being lonely?
14:50What a lonely...
14:59Hey.
15:00Hey.
15:01I thought I'd just stop by and see how you're doing.
15:04Not great, to be honest.
15:09First I lost Lucy and...
15:11Then I lost my job as the gatekeeper.
15:14Right.
15:15How are you handling the...
15:19Death of the father of your unborn baby?
15:23Same.
15:25I was actually just organizing some of Bert's things and...
15:29Well, I thought maybe you might want some of them.
15:33Hello?
15:40This is all that's left of him.
15:42He was a good man, Steph.
15:45You think so?
15:46Of course.
15:47I mean, what can you say?
15:53I...
15:54Well...
15:56He took great care of his shoes.
15:59You know, it was one of the few things he truly loved.
16:02To get him talking about shoe maintenance and he...
16:06He'd just carry on until everyone left the room.
16:11I loved him so much.
16:14And those monsters took him away from me.
16:19Awful.
16:20I hate those guys.
16:22It would mean a lot to me...
16:24If you took Bert's shoes.
16:27Wow.
16:29Thank you, Steph.
16:31I'll...
16:33I'll try to wear them.
16:34Oh, good.
16:35And this.
16:43Oh, Bert.
16:48Bert.
16:50Bert.
16:52Oh, Bert.
16:54Oh, Bert.
16:55Oh, Bert.
17:00Oh, Bert.
17:02Bert.
17:05Bert.
17:06Oh, Bert.
17:17Oh, Bert.
17:18Oh, Bert.
17:18Can I just keep going at it?
17:20Oh, yeah.
17:21Oh, yeah, of course.
17:21I'm sorry, what was you thinking?
17:25Bert.
17:26Oh, Bert.
17:29Yes.
17:30I am hurt.
17:37Now that is one wet lady.
18:10I am hurt.
18:30Transaction?
18:32Yes?
18:35Two months supply of vials.
18:37Exchange one female, mint condition.
18:43Near mint condition.
18:45Condition grading requires physical evaluation.
18:49Please send her in.
18:56Listen now.
19:00You're about to find out.
19:04You're selling me?
19:08You got problems out here too, sweetheart.
19:11Best you try your luck behind that door.
19:22Go on.
19:23Go on.
20:33Welcome.
20:34What the fudge?
20:35Fudge?
20:35There's no fudge here.
20:37Only a General Atomics International Mark IV.
20:40That's what I am.
20:41You seem to be a woman.
20:43Oh, please, sir.
20:45My name is Lucy McLean.
20:46My dad's been taken and I've been kidnapped.
20:50He's right outside.
20:51I say you've lost a finger.
20:53Ah, that won't do at all.
20:55Let's get you taken care of.
20:57Follow me.
21:11Apologies for the mess.
21:13Time flies by lately.
21:15Especially since my temporal senses went out in the Great War.
21:18That must have been a week ago at least.
21:21Would you mind taking a seat on that gurney in front of you?
21:26Now, what have we here?
21:30Too fat, too with it.
21:32Ah, this one will do it.
21:33Now, you're lucky.
21:34I don't have to use a thumb.
21:36Our finger infantry is in a sorry state.
21:40Now, if you give me your hand.
21:44Okay, you're going to feel a slight pinch.
21:50I say.
21:50I really do appreciate that.
21:52But listen, a big fish ate my head and I need my head to get back my dad.
21:56That's much better, isn't it?
22:02Not a problem.
22:04That feels really, really nice.
22:06Now, would you prefer a dressing of high-quality synthetic fibers,
22:11classic cotton, or a comforting synthetic cotton blend?
22:15You have real cotton?
22:18Of course.
22:19Don't you?
22:24You know, that creature that brought me here, he...
22:29You seem unhappy.
22:31He did not treat me very courteously.
22:33Really?
22:34When I pointed out that he wasn't following the golden rule,
22:36he put a leash around my neck and he made me drink from a pot of water
22:38that I'm pretty sure was just some kind of animal piece.
22:40Well, that is interesting.
22:41I thought I was here to be a sex slave.
22:43What?
22:44No.
22:45What a disgusting idea.
22:48I'm simply going to harvest your organs.
22:51Huh?
23:04Dessert tray in coming.
23:17Hey, Norm.
23:18Veronica.
23:24Wait, they're getting Jell-O cake?
23:27Those are my orders.
23:30I wonder what your dad would say about this.
23:33He'd be handing out the cake himself.
23:35Yeah.
23:36He was a saint.
23:42Do you want it?
23:44Nobody's going to know.
23:46Yeah.
23:47I'm going to put this in my fridge.
23:57What are you looking at?
24:00A murderer in a cage?
24:03Paying the price for what you did to us?
24:07Or what you did to the innocent people in Vault 32?
24:11I don't know what the people of Vault 32 were up to.
24:17But it was anything but innocent.
24:37I don't know what the people of Vault 32 were up to.
24:44Wait.
24:45I can't see.
24:45I can't see.
25:08Norm, hi.
25:18Feel like getting out of the house?
25:20Yes.
25:32Maybe he was messing with me, but one of the raiders told me there was something up at 32.
25:37Uh-huh.
25:38Well, this isn't exactly fun for me, Norm.
25:42Then why'd you come?
25:43To be honest, I don't know.
25:45You don't think it's because you're still in love with my sister, and being around me reminds you of her?
25:56This is so wrong.
25:58Come on.
26:00You have to see this.
26:02Wrong, wrong, wrong.
26:04Wrong, wrong.
26:48You see?
26:50Whatever happened here happened a long time ago.
27:24I don't know.
27:45The last biosignal detected was two years ago.
27:48I don't know.
27:56I don't know.
27:57I don't know.
27:58I don't know.
28:30I don't know.
28:30I don't know.
28:33I don't know.
28:36I don't know.
29:07I don't know.
29:14I don't know.
29:16I don't know.
29:28I don't know.
29:29I don't know.
29:30I don't know.
29:31I don't know.
29:43I don't know.
30:00I don't know.
30:03I don't know.
30:04I don't know.
30:04I don't know.
30:07I don't know.
30:08I don't know.
30:09I don't know.
30:10I don't know.
30:11I don't know.
30:12I don't know.
31:00I don't know.
31:05I don't know.
31:12I don't know.
31:16I don't know.
31:19I don't know.
31:20Hold still now.
31:25This won't hurt a bit.
31:35Excuse me.
31:54There's no bug here.
32:09I am ever ready to thrive.
32:12To thrive?
32:13To thrive.
32:22Hands up!
32:24Do as I say and snip snip doesn't get hurt.
32:29It's a fucking robot.
32:31Yeah, you might as well be holding an air conditioner hostage.
32:34Well, an air conditioner sounds nice, though.
32:36Yeah, an air conditioner would be a big deal, but you know what I mean.
32:39Totally.
32:41The question was, does she know what you mean?
32:43Yeah.
32:45I think I do.
32:47That's why I put a Braxo draining fluid in his syringes.
32:51Snip snip, tell them what a Braxo does to the human body.
32:54If you've got a clog that's full of muck, trust a Braxo draining fluid to get it unstuck.
33:00It's very poisonous.
33:03Okay.
33:05You can walk out of here.
33:06Not just me.
33:08Them two.
33:29Hey, thank you.
33:38I said, all of them.
33:40Lady, those, those ones you don't understand.
33:43I said, all of them.
34:01Don't be scared.
34:03You're free.
34:05Go.
34:17Oh, gosh.
34:21That's all right.
34:22Whoa!
34:29Hello there.
34:34Goodbye.
34:51Martha.
34:52My name is Martha.
34:56Martha.
35:05My name is Martha.
35:07That's right.
35:09Your name is Martha.
35:14No.
35:17No.
35:18No.
35:22Martha.
35:23My name is Martha.
35:25Martha.
35:26Please.
35:27Please.
35:28Please.
35:29Come on.
35:29I know there's someone in there.
35:31Talk to me.
35:34Ah.
35:35Ah.
35:36Ah.
35:37Ah.
35:38Ah.
35:39Ah.
35:39Ah.
35:41Ah.
35:42Ah.
35:43Ah.
35:43Ah.
35:44Ah.
35:44Ah.
35:45Ah.
35:46Ah.
35:58Pardon me, ma'am.
36:00Could I help you have a better day?
36:03No, thank you.
36:33Oh, jeez.
36:54Okay.
36:56I think it's safe to say they went bananas.
37:00This still doesn't explain how the Raiders got in.
37:15These people were crazy.
37:17If there were any survivors down here,
37:19they'd probably open the door and welcome the Raiders right in.
37:35It says it was open from the outside.
37:38No.
37:40They need a Pip-Boy to open the door.
37:41They had one.
37:43Who's?
37:49My mom's.
37:51I'm so sorry.
37:53I'm so sorry.
37:58I'm so sorry.
37:59No.
38:19you don't get these you turn into one of those that how it works
38:48i may end up looking like you
38:53i'll never be like you
39:05golden rule motherfucker
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40:59i'd love to share some of this with y'all but
41:05y'all weren't invited to this party
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