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00:00:10Ursula! Ursula! Have you seen him?
00:00:13Marcelo, run! Don't let them catch you!
00:00:17Traitor!
00:00:19Don't push him off the cliff, he can't die!
00:00:26Still!
00:00:35Candida, where are you, young lady?
00:00:37Be careful, Marcelo, Ruperto is carrying a stake!
00:00:40Oh my, Pedrín!
00:00:41Goliad, don't pick up big stones!
00:00:46Ursula! Ursula! We have to corner him in the witch's grave!
00:00:52Goliad, when you catch him, give him several kisses from me!
00:00:56Marcelo, don't go to the witch's grave!
00:00:58And what was that idiot!
00:01:02What happened to you, Marcelo?
00:01:03I've laughed my head off! I'm dying!
00:01:08Ursula! The screams are coming from the ravine of the apparition!
00:01:18Ursula! Ursula! What do I do with the stone?
00:01:22Don't leave her!
00:01:25But you'd better throw it away!
00:01:36I've got the stone!
00:01:38Ah! Where's the lighter?
00:01:48Pia! Pia!
00:01:49Today, deaf milk!
00:01:51Ah!
00:01:52You almost hit me in the crotch!
00:01:54Oh, I don't know! I think we've invented something, but I don't know what it is.
00:01:57Come on!
00:01:57I'm already using the chomp! Pantacom!
00:02:00Ursula! Rupert! Goliad! Castulus!
00:02:03Come everyone! I'm flying to a recently deceased person!
00:02:09It's fallen!
00:02:10The skull has been opened!
00:02:12I can see bits of brains from here!
00:02:15Disgusting!
00:02:18Goliad! Don't leave the stone!
00:02:20And don't even think about going down to see if he's dead!
00:02:34The bastard's dead!
00:02:38Come on, come on!
00:02:44Pia says it looks like a hamburger!
00:02:53The werewolf has begun!
00:02:59You know it, buns. I'm not available for anyone.
00:03:03Yes, Mr. Notary.
00:03:04I don't know what those gentlemen want.
00:03:06Founding a political party here, in a corner of Spain,
00:03:11formerly the Spanish State?
00:03:12Yes, I've heard about it.
00:03:14Consider calling it the Only Dissenting Congressmen.
00:03:18With those initials, I don't think they have much of a future.
00:03:20Look.
00:03:21The only dissenting members of Congress.
00:03:24U.C.D.
00:03:24I don't see it.
00:03:25They won't even get a single crumb.
00:03:27Of course, being a notary, I could become mayor or minister of transport.
00:03:36Naturally, Mr. Minister of Transport.
00:03:39Okay, I'll leave it at that.
00:03:41Don't forget to prepare the inheritance papers for the late Marcelo Catorla.
00:03:46We need to notify his niece, who is the only heir.
00:03:49I have already received the summons.
00:03:51There, in the waiting room, is Mrs. Moira.
00:03:55Be very tactful, because you will already know that your husband is in agony.
00:04:00I don't know what he wants.
00:04:02Take care of her.
00:04:03Yes, Mr. Minister of Transport.
00:04:05Ball.
00:04:06Well, I'm leaving.
00:04:09U.C.D.
00:04:12What nonsense.
00:04:14Yes, yes, it's already difficult to pronounce.
00:04:17U.C.D.
00:04:19U.C.D.
00:04:22U.C.D.
00:04:23I don't see it.
00:04:24U.C.D.
00:04:26Let's see what that devilish old woman wants.
00:04:28Well, would you like to come with me, Mrs. Moira?
00:04:30The notary is not here.
00:04:32Excuse me, but...
00:04:34Where is the old woman?
00:04:35I am the...
00:04:36I was going to say the widow, because almost.
00:04:39Mrs. Moira.
00:04:42You...
00:04:43Okay, but...
00:04:44Come this way.
00:04:48How is Mr. Moira?
00:04:50Well, with one foot here and the other there.
00:04:52But I'm about to have both of them there, of course.
00:04:54I'm sorry.
00:04:55So much so that I've already taken precautions by dressing like this.
00:04:57Yes, because imagine if the news catches me on the street dressed in turquoise blue.
00:05:02Sure, sure.
00:05:03Sit down.
00:05:05Okay, then you tell me how I can be of help.
00:05:08It's very simple.
00:05:10I want to know my husband's will.
00:05:12It's impossible, ma'am.
00:05:14It's a secret document.
00:05:16Only his deceased relative can know.
00:05:18Well, he's her husband, the notary...
00:05:21And I transcribed it.
00:05:23Ah, but you know him too.
00:05:26And it will leave me wondering whether I am the only heir or not.
00:05:31It's professional secrecy.
00:05:35It's so hot in here!
00:05:37Could someone bring me a small glass of water?
00:05:39We are alone, but I myself could...
00:05:41No, it's not necessary.
00:05:43Since we're alone, he won't mind if I take off some clothes.
00:05:47It's that dark fabric...
00:05:49Get comfortable.
00:05:50Do you want to take off your hat?
00:05:51No, not the hat.
00:05:53I'm messing up my hair.
00:06:03Well, I'm leaving because I'm starting to see everything in a negative light.
00:06:07Who is the house for?
00:06:08Lady of Miura.
00:06:09De Moira.
00:06:10Well, I was saying that because of the...
00:06:13No, don't listen to me.
00:06:14What is your name?
00:06:17Armando.
00:06:18Making buns to serve it.
00:06:21And it will help me.
00:06:22Will you let me have that tape back there?
00:06:25But ma'am, it's so hot.
00:06:27It's a matter of an oven.
00:06:32The ceramic kiln of my late husband.
00:06:34Who should I leave it with?
00:06:36Ma'am, I can't.
00:06:44To his cousin Ramiro!
00:06:46Scoundrel!
00:06:47Who am I?
00:06:48No, not you.
00:06:50My dear departed.
00:06:52Come on, come on, this sofa.
00:06:53Well, she knows it's starting to get hot.
00:06:56Armando bochinches.
00:06:57Boyos, boyos.
00:06:59What does it matter?
00:06:59No, it's not the same, boys on the father's side.
00:07:01Who does he leave the house to?
00:07:03Madam, professional secrecy.
00:07:04No more secrets!
00:07:05What a joy!
00:07:07Gossip, I am a woman full of passion.
00:07:10And I know how to repay favors that are done for me.
00:07:13Imagine, with my youth, married to a man three times my age.
00:07:18Oh, and to think my dad used to say this profession was so boring!
00:07:24Oh, ma'am, be careful, I'm too stupid for this and if I shoot myself...
00:07:29Can I have the plots of land in the expansion area?
00:07:32To the nursing home for the elderly, the disabled and the powerless in Villalpando.
00:07:37He's from there, you damn old man.
00:07:42Is it Villalpandero?
00:07:44Yeah.
00:07:45May I, ma'am, since you're up there?
00:07:48And who does he leave the rest of his possessions to?
00:07:52To his distant relatives and to charitable institutions.
00:07:55And why has he disinherited me?
00:07:57It says so in the will.
00:07:59Yes, because you're a shameless womanizer who's slept with half the province and he knows it.
00:08:05And what does that leave me with?
00:08:06The horse-drawn carriage so you can go do a thousand other things.
00:08:11There, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there.
00:08:16Dude! Dude! Dude! Dude! Dude! Dude!
00:08:25Dude! Dude! Dude! Dude! Dude! Dude!
00:08:55It's all thanks to a new invention called politics.
00:09:00These centralists from Madrid never stop.
00:09:03Well, it doesn't matter.
00:09:05Neither Martínez, nor Alfonso, nor that Sagunto guy are coming here.
00:09:11I'm leaving.
00:09:12I don't want to be caught by nightfall on the forest path.
00:09:16Alright, goodbye.
00:09:17Let him accompany me.
00:09:20Dude! Dude!
00:09:24Excuse me, you good country bumpkin. Could you tell me these directions?
00:09:27Of course. We have to take care of the travelers.
00:09:33Here. Is this where you want to go?
00:09:36I don't know.
00:09:38I don't know anything.
00:09:39I can't read.
00:09:41Excuse me.
00:09:42Poor thing.
00:09:49Nice guy, can you tell me how to get to Torres Negras?
00:09:52Black Towers?
00:09:53I don't know. I've never seen it in my life.
00:09:55Well, he certainly has a knack for those things.
00:10:00Hey! Hey, sir!
00:10:02What's wrong, miss?
00:10:03I don't understand. I have to go to a farm and nobody can tell me the way.
00:10:07What farm is that?
00:10:07Black Towers.
00:10:08He has to go to Torres Negras.
00:10:11I wouldn't do it if I were you, stranger.
00:10:14I have no other choice. I am Don Marcelo's heir and I've come to take charge of what is already...
00:10:18mine.
00:10:19So you're the bastard daughter of that son of a bitch Marcelo.
00:10:23I am nobody's bastard. I am the deceased's niece.
00:10:27Excuse me, but it was said around here that you had a fling with a puppeteer, who came through here with a
00:10:32master bear.
00:10:34He spent the whole night with the woman and the bear.
00:10:38And of course, he left her speechless.
00:10:42Not the bear. Not the puppeteer.
00:10:45Well, since she's Marcelo's niece, I'm going to accompany her to the mansion.
00:10:49Thank you.
00:10:51But then he doesn't blame me for what happens, huh?
00:10:55We are?
00:10:59Now you.
00:11:03Up on the go!
00:11:04And hold on tight because this is going to get crazy hot.
00:11:11Does the noise from the wheels bother you?
00:11:14In the village, why don't I grease them?
00:11:16They call me abandoned.
00:11:17And I like that they make a sound.
00:11:19Why the hell would I grease them?
00:11:21You're right.
00:11:22Hey, why is everyone afraid of Torres Negras?
00:11:25It's a thing of these lands.
00:11:26They say there are ghosts over there.
00:11:28And you believe in those things?
00:11:30Bah, I'm already very old and I don't believe in ghosts.
00:11:32But they do exist, for sure.
00:11:35What's happening?
00:11:46I'm not going any further.
00:11:50Very little, another jump like that will leave my girdle in tatters.
00:11:54That's it.
00:11:55Hey, very cheerful, isn't it?
00:11:57Well, it's worse up close.
00:12:00Oh, this thing is heavy!
00:12:03Grab your luggage and walk.
00:12:05Neither I, nor Casimira, nor Leopoldina get any closer.
00:12:08Who are Casimira and Leopoldina?
00:12:10The cows.
00:12:12Bah, it's not very far.
00:12:13At two fathoms.
00:12:14Hey?
00:12:15Toesa.
00:12:17Old five-letter unit of length.
00:12:20Equivalent to half a league.
00:12:22League.
00:12:23A long stretch of road.
00:12:24There you go.
00:12:26I read a lot of booklets, you know?
00:12:27Well, if you ever need help, ring the bell in the tower.
00:12:33The surrounding area will reveal the danger.
00:12:35And a few tough guys will come to his aid.
00:12:40Bye bye!
00:12:42Casimira, Leopoldina.
00:12:44Let's go, that brown-skinned girl is a badass.
00:12:47Ha ha!
00:13:14I didn't mean to scare the young lady.
00:13:16We've been waiting for her for a while.
00:13:18Welcome, Torres Negras.
00:13:20The young lady is at home.
00:13:22The notary notified us of his arrival.
00:13:25Happens.
00:13:26Thank you.
00:13:28Goliath, I forbid you from taking the lady's luggage and putting it inside.
00:13:34I will introduce you to the servants.
00:13:42They have lived in the house for many years.
00:13:45This is Bernarda, the cook.
00:13:50Yes, she is blind.
00:13:51And maybe to leave?
00:13:53Guisa de oído.
00:13:54But he also has a sense of smell.
00:13:56The young lady will have no complaints about me.
00:13:58The bad thing is when I catch a cold,
00:14:00that I create a huge mess in the kitchen.
00:14:05It's Ruperto, the groom.
00:14:08Very useful.
00:14:09Take care of the horses.
00:14:10In September we used it as a scarecrow.
00:14:13And in January, a doormat.
00:14:15He's like this from a kick he got from a horse when he was a child.
00:14:18Too young?
00:14:19I was three months old.
00:14:21My mother insisted on taking me down to the stables to suckle donkey milk,
00:14:25because according to her, she was very good.
00:14:27But since I could already see very poorly back then,
00:14:30Well, a horse has turned up at me and you open the door.
00:14:33To mistake a donkey for a horse.
00:14:35She must have been blind.
00:14:36I could still see, but very little.
00:14:38And why didn't his father take him?
00:14:40Because according to gossip,
00:14:41It is said that the father was the horse.
00:14:45Fúrsula, don't start!
00:14:46Shut up, you blind devil!
00:14:48I refuse to be silent!
00:14:49I said shut up!
00:14:55This is the coachman.
00:14:56His name is Cástulo.
00:14:57Oh, how cute.
00:14:58It's ena...
00:15:00Is...
00:15:00He is very short.
00:15:01No, miss.
00:15:02He's a damn dwarf.
00:15:04His arm is like that because of a fright.
00:15:06How is that possible?
00:15:07Yeah.
00:15:07Do you see it?
00:15:08Another one who doesn't believe it.
00:15:09Do you see it?
00:15:11Tell him!
00:15:12Tell him!
00:15:12I was walking through the forest on a stormy day.
00:15:15I saw a lightning bolt coming towards me.
00:15:17I was horrified.
00:15:19I put my arm out and the lightning bolt left it like this.
00:15:22It was because of the huge fright.
00:15:24Since then they've been calling me...
00:15:25The one-armed man of terror.
00:15:27Let's see...
00:15:28And her name is Pia.
00:15:31She will be his personal maid.
00:15:33Very pretty.
00:15:33I'm sure we'll be great friends.
00:15:35And you'll tell me things about around here.
00:15:37He won't tell her anything.
00:15:39She is mute.
00:15:40She is also deaf.
00:15:43But...
00:15:43He understands everything through signs.
00:15:46Oh!
00:15:49And this is Goliath.
00:15:52Very big.
00:15:53But that seems normal, doesn't it?
00:15:54Everyone here is normal, miss.
00:15:57Well, this one has a small flaw.
00:15:59I knew it.
00:16:01He was born left-handed.
00:16:02And his father insisted on making him right-handed through beatings.
00:16:05And he succeeded.
00:16:06But now Goliath understands everything backwards.
00:16:10You'll see, miss.
00:16:11Goliath, come back here.
00:16:14Goliath.
00:16:15Leave right now.
00:16:17Go.
00:16:20And this...
00:16:22It's Narcissus.
00:16:24The dining room waiter.
00:16:25AND...
00:16:26Yeah.
00:16:27Completely normal.
00:16:28Clear.
00:16:28Of course...
00:16:31What did he say?
00:16:32That...
00:16:34I don't understand her.
00:16:36He's a faggot!
00:16:37Don't pay any attention to him today, miss.
00:16:39Everyone here is rude and dirty.
00:16:40Just because I wear Chanel No. 5 perfume and lace underwear, they go crazy.
00:16:45Besides that, he suffers from epileptic seizures.
00:16:49And on nights with a full moon, he becomes the werewolf of the surrounding area.
00:16:54The werewolf?
00:16:55Yeah.
00:16:56Well, anyway.
00:16:59This is the house staff.
00:17:01There's nobody else left.
00:17:05What was that?
00:17:06What, miss?
00:17:07That terrifying scream.
00:17:08A scream?
00:17:09A scream?
00:17:09I haven't heard anything.
00:17:11Have you heard anything?
00:17:14Not today, we haven't heard any screams.
00:17:16It must be the wind coming in through the chimneys.
00:17:20Rest here, miss.
00:17:22The journey has tired her out a lot.
00:17:24Now I'll prepare a rhododendron infusion for you, which is very good for the nerves.
00:17:29And you?
00:17:30Each to their own.
00:17:31Come on, hurry up!
00:17:32Come on, soon!
00:17:34Oh, excuse me!
00:17:35Oh, and you!
00:17:37Look out of the chimneys and make sure the wind doesn't blow again.
00:17:43I won't be long, miss.
00:17:46No no!
00:17:47Oh, God!
00:17:48Hey, you idiot, you're going to break your other leg!
00:17:52I just can't stand them, miss, it's a thing.
00:18:03Ah!
00:18:06Ah!
00:18:09Ah!
00:18:10Ah!
00:18:10Ah!
00:18:10Ah!
00:18:11Ah!
00:18:12Ah!
00:18:12Ah!
00:18:13Ah!
00:18:30Ah!
00:18:34Ah!
00:18:34Ah!
00:18:35Oh, dear mother, may it hurt even more!
00:18:36Oh!
00:18:37But it did look like a bear.
00:18:38It's a bearskin that they left for me in the village to protect me from the rain.
00:18:42Oh, Mom!
00:18:43What a pain!
00:18:43If you've squashed my four fingers, they're going to turn purple.
00:18:46What am I saying, purple ones?
00:18:46They're going to fall off.
00:18:48Excuse me, I got scared.
00:18:50It's so rare to see a bear around here.
00:18:52No, it doesn't surprise me that they don't come often if they receive it like that.
00:18:56Suck it, suck it!
00:18:57That's a relief.
00:18:58I can't fit them all in my mouth.
00:19:00If you suck this one I have left, please.
00:19:03I don't suck anything, strangers.
00:19:05Oh, man!
00:19:06Please forgive me for not introducing myself, but with the impression...
00:19:10Making buns to serve it.
00:19:13I am looking for Miss Alicia Cazorla.
00:19:14I am.
00:19:16Ah, you, how beautiful.
00:19:18I am Mr. Agapito Cintruénigo's intern.
00:19:20Ah, the notary who's handling my uncle's will!
00:19:23Yes, miss.
00:19:24Don Agapito has not been able to come because he is in bed with Maria Manuela.
00:19:28No, no, no.
00:19:29Forgive me, forgive me.
00:19:31I had it written down here.
00:19:36Oh no, no, not Maria Manuela.
00:19:38Eris and pela.
00:19:39I knew it, Don Agapito is a saint.
00:19:42Well, since he's there with María Manuela,
00:19:45He has asked me to bring you some documents for you to sign,
00:19:48accepting the inheritance from his uncle,
00:19:49which consists of this property with everything on it.
00:19:53What's wrong with him?
00:19:55It's because of the wetness and the stinging of the fingers
00:19:57That Maria Manuela is going to give me one too.
00:20:00Get closer to the fire.
00:20:01And she's my lady.
00:20:04Take this, Mr. Intern, it will do you good.
00:20:08How forward-thinking, Ursula.
00:20:10I was also waiting for the intern.
00:20:12The notary notified us.
00:20:13Mr. Boyos, the lady is the housekeeper.
00:20:17Miss.
00:20:18Sorry.
00:20:19Well, you don't know how grateful we are.
00:20:20A bowl of nice hot milk always feels good.
00:20:24Oh no!
00:20:27What happened to him?
00:20:28It's gotten filthy.
00:20:30Let me unbutton it.
00:20:31Sex has fried me.
00:20:33Take off your clothes, burns are very bad.
00:20:36But they haven't heard that.
00:20:38Someone is being skinned alive.
00:20:40He says it because of the shout.
00:20:41It's the wind.
00:20:43But how about the wind and the wind?
00:20:44That's a girl who's being raped, at the very least.
00:20:47These mansions are well known.
00:20:49There are cracks everywhere.
00:20:51Well, that girl's slit.
00:20:53I mean, that girl's scream.
00:20:55But what are they doing?
00:20:56I was scared too when I first heard it.
00:20:59Hey, but seriously, what is wind?
00:21:02Naturally.
00:21:03Who would have thought?
00:21:04Hey, hey, not underwear, okay?
00:21:06Perhaps it won't be necessary to take it off.
00:21:08If possible.
00:21:09Let's see.
00:21:10It doesn't appear to be wet.
00:21:11You shouldn't mess around with getting wet.
00:21:14Pneumonia can appear when you least expect it.
00:21:16Hey, they're groping me.
00:21:18What more could you want?
00:21:24What's wrong with him?
00:21:25What's wrong with him?
00:21:26Is the sound malfunctioning, or have I gone deaf from the cold?
00:21:29She is deaf and mute.
00:21:30She is my maid.
00:21:34He says he has already arranged the young lady's luggage.
00:21:38The suits in the closet.
00:21:43And the underwear in the drawers of...
00:21:47Where from?
00:21:51Ah, from the dresser.
00:21:55Oh, and the bed is ready, with a heater set up.
00:22:00The other one in my backyard is private.
00:22:03When it rains, it gets wet...
00:22:04Ruperto, accompany the intern to the guest room.
00:22:08He will spend the night there.
00:22:09Thank you.
00:22:10I'll carry the luggage.
00:22:10No, no, I'll take it myself.
00:22:11It contains important documents.
00:22:13Whatever you want.
00:22:14This poor guy is like this, why?
00:22:16No, don't go on, I can imagine.
00:22:17She just finished filing her income tax return and she's shocked.
00:22:21I'll have a dry suit brought to him.
00:22:23Thank you very much, you are very kind.
00:22:26I have a feeling I'm going to have a happy and peaceful night.
00:22:30God willing.
00:22:32This boy seems nice.
00:22:34Okay, I'm going to change my clothes for dinner.
00:22:37Which room is mine?
00:22:38Pia will accompany him.
00:22:40Ah, that's the point.
00:22:43Dinner will be ready when you hear the bell.
00:22:46Thank you so much.
00:23:23Happens!
00:23:25I suppose it didn't occur to you to fill the bathtub with hot water.
00:23:28Not even close.
00:23:30It's empty.
00:23:30It's full.
00:23:32Come in, come in, Mr. Intern.
00:23:33It will be good for him.
00:23:38Watch out, here I come.
00:23:41Yes, there it is.
00:23:44I'm going to get fried there.
00:23:45Oh my God.
00:23:47But man, he's going to break his good leg.
00:23:49No, I always break the same one.
00:23:52Now I will bring you faithful water.
00:23:53Damn it, I almost broke my leg.
00:24:28And the weatherman said it was going to clear up?
00:24:43In these chimneys, the wind makes noises that sound like creaking.
00:24:57Come on, you perefoso.
00:25:01Come on, Adolfo.
00:25:02Prick it, prick it.
00:25:08Tuso, tuso, tuso!
00:25:10Damn, it itches me!
00:25:12No!
00:25:14No!
00:25:32But what's wrong with this shirt?
00:25:36Where did I get it hooked?
00:25:41But how is that possible?
00:25:45Although I'm going to have to ask for help.
00:25:47Come on, what nonsense.
00:25:50Nothing.
00:25:50He has to pull it out through a sleeve.
00:25:53Come on, I've had to take it from her countless times.
00:25:56Come on, nobody who hears that will believe it.
00:26:01Alquimicach.
00:26:02He's walking around with the button on his eye now.
00:26:05It's a ball.
00:26:07Come on, let them be even more scared, you fool.
00:26:08What's wrong with you, Mr. Intern?
00:26:10Come on, come on, come on.
00:26:11It looks like it's finally coming out.
00:26:13I almost drowned.
00:26:14And how has it been?
00:26:16Foolishly, you see.
00:26:17I couldn't take my shirt off, neither from the top nor the bottom.
00:26:21What things, listen?
00:26:23Come on, come on.
00:26:24Get in the bathtub and you'll relax.
00:26:26Come on, let's go!
00:26:27Yes, I will do it, yes.
00:26:30Maybe I'll have to ask him for help to take off my underwear.
00:26:35As you can see, with all the times I've taken it off, nothing's ever happened to me, huh?
00:26:39And look how well it turned out, on the first try.
00:26:49No, it's just that...
00:27:04Fagot.
00:27:07Great feeling with what's happening out there.
00:27:15That?
00:27:15How's the water?
00:27:16It's delicious, maybe a little hot.
00:27:18Here I bring you water from this fish tank to cool everything down a bit.
00:27:23How kind, he's taken the trouble.
00:27:24And what about those poor little fish?
00:27:26Ah, they're used to warm waters.
00:27:29Are they carp?
00:27:29No, sir, they're piranhas.
00:27:32Oh, piranhas?
00:27:34Ouch, I've been bitten on the thigh!
00:27:37Don't worry, they're very lazy.
00:27:39In a moment they will go for the soft parts.
00:27:42Damn Chepa!
00:27:46Take it off, take it off!
00:27:49Chepa, murderer!
00:27:50Bite, Ruperta, bite!
00:27:52Look how they ruined such a pretty ass!
00:27:54Bite, Ruperta!
00:27:55Oh, another one!
00:27:57Well, I've been here for a day...
00:27:58And be thankful I'm not telling Goliath to kiss you on the mouth.
00:28:01And I have the tooth!
00:28:03Look what I just gave him!
00:28:04And you too!
00:28:05Abnormal!
00:28:08Are you crazy?
00:28:09Hey?
00:28:10What did he tell us? That it had to be liquidated?
00:28:12Well, the poisonous scorpion has killed me.
00:28:15But I've put a black tarantula in his wallet.
00:28:18I thought...
00:28:19You don't think anything!
00:28:22I'm the only one who thinks here.
00:28:24They shouldn't be killed.
00:28:26You're a nuisance, Ursula!
00:28:28They're better off dead!
00:28:30Bernarda, you don't see things clearly.
00:28:34How long ago did that idiot Marcelo kill himself?
00:28:37Three months.
00:28:38And in that time we've turned the farm upside down again,
00:28:41without finding the chest.
00:28:42Well, I already think that chest doesn't exist.
00:28:44And even less full of gold coins.
00:28:46It exists!
00:28:48I saw it myself!
00:28:50Why do you think I was involved with that man for two years?
00:28:53Could it be because you liked swallowing, swallowing, swallowing, swallowing, swallowing?
00:28:58More respect!
00:29:01I am a lady.
00:29:05A slutty lady, but a lady nonetheless.
00:29:09And Marcelo, one night of a sexual orgy, taught me everything.
00:29:16I wouldn't have much to teach.
00:29:18Shut up, faggot!
00:29:21He had a chest full of gold coins.
00:29:25And I got it into my head that she should give them to me.
00:29:29And did he tell you to go to hell?
00:29:30Yes, he sent me.
00:29:32But I didn't leave.
00:29:34I swore to myself that those coins would be mine.
00:29:37And they will see them.
00:29:39There goes my bow!
00:29:40You scared me so much that I dropped it on my chin.
00:29:43My fake bun!
00:29:49Pia says that the young lady is already in the dining room.
00:29:53And that the intern will soon be coming down.
00:29:56Narcissus, bring out the wine.
00:29:58Yes, yes, yes.
00:29:59I've put two piranhas in the lady's bag.
00:30:01If he doesn't jump in time, he'll get eaten alive.
00:30:03Oh!
00:30:04Take that, chestnut!
00:30:05What's happening?
00:30:06What have I done wrong?
00:30:07He is the notary's intern.
00:30:09He brings her the probate documents.
00:30:12But you just don't understand.
00:30:14Somehow, the late Marcelo will tell that corny girl where the chest is.
00:30:19Clearly, it's his inheritance.
00:30:22And when she finds out, we'll find out too.
00:30:26And then, we'll get rid of the girl and the intern and keep the treasure.
00:30:40How wonderful it smells, Narcissus!
00:30:41It's authentic bioja.
00:30:43No, you tell me.
00:30:44Ah, yes.
00:30:45I'm wearing a little bag of basil hanging from my bra.
00:30:49My dearest mother.
00:30:54It's him!
00:30:54How awful!
00:30:56He!
00:30:57He!
00:30:57It's him!
00:30:59Oh, how awful!
00:31:00It's him!
00:31:01He!
00:31:02It's him!
00:31:03What's wrong with Sarita Montiel?
00:31:05It must be his suit.
00:31:06It's just like the one in my uncle's painting.
00:31:08Which, by the way, I think he painted himself.
00:31:11I don't know, could it be the regional costume?
00:31:13As for his uncle, he could have shoved his paintbrushes wherever I told him to.
00:31:17It was the wardrobe, naturally.
00:31:19Oh, oh, oh!
00:31:22Oh, oh, oh!
00:31:23Oh, oh, oh, oh!
00:31:24Excuse me, Mr. Intern, but...
00:31:27Where did he get that suit?
00:31:29I found it on top of my bed.
00:31:31Who was it?
00:31:32I don't!
00:31:33I don't!
00:31:33I don't!
00:31:33I don't!
00:31:34I don't!
00:31:34Low!
00:31:35Low!
00:31:36Low!
00:31:37Low!
00:31:38Low!
00:31:38Low!
00:31:39It doesn't matter.
00:31:41The man needed dry clothes and now he has them.
00:31:46Your dinner will be served shortly.
00:31:48Okay, everyone to their own thing.
00:31:51The gentlemen will have to talk about their own affairs.
00:31:53Come on, come on, whistle, whistle, come on, whistle.
00:31:55Wow, what a woman!
00:31:56Come on, come on, come on.
00:32:00So who left this suit in my quarters?
00:32:02Very strange things happen in this house.
00:32:06I think you're exaggerating.
00:32:07Everything seems normal to me.
00:32:09Well, miss, as a notary intern, I've assisted with many unusual wills, but
00:32:14This one takes the cake.
00:32:15Because?
00:32:15You'll see.
00:32:18Where have I put my hand?
00:32:20It's here.
00:32:23What is this?
00:32:25What a strange spider crab!
00:32:26It's a poisonous spider!
00:32:29Pussy!
00:32:31You, you, you, how scary!
00:32:34You, you!
00:32:38Damn, what a bastard!
00:32:41But, man, don't get like that.
00:32:43It's a poisonous creature.
00:32:45There's everything in these forests.
00:32:46It's good in the woods, but not in my briefcase.
00:32:48Calm down and take out what you need.
00:32:51What if a tiger appears?
00:32:53There are only papers.
00:32:55Alright.
00:32:57These documents have been drafted by the notary.
00:33:02When you sign them, you will be considered to have received the inheritance consisting of this property with everything on it.
00:33:08she.
00:33:09The truth is there's not much here, but I still have to be grateful to my poor uncle.
00:33:14Where do I sign?
00:33:16On all the sheets.
00:33:17Okay, let's go.
00:33:20No, no, no, this can't be.
00:33:24You will not sign!
00:33:29It's a ghost! An apparition!
00:33:33You'll never sign!
00:33:35I'm so glad!
00:33:37It's a ghost, a ghost!
00:33:41It was a ghost! With glasses and a wig!
00:33:44Just like Santiago Carrillo!
00:33:46Oh no, I'm getting a piranha bite!
00:33:50Thank goodness the Mocedades guys are here!
00:33:57Everyone be quiet! Lights!
00:33:59How awful! How terrifying!
00:34:01Equal!
00:34:02And it was enormous.
00:34:04But who was he?
00:34:05He was a ghost with a crazy face.
00:34:09Miss, it's a pleasure to meet you.
00:34:11Bye bye.
00:34:12Leave.
00:34:13He won't dare go into the woods tonight.
00:34:16Wanna bet a doubloon that I'm leaving?
00:34:18It's a night of ghosts.
00:34:20You can find the Santa Compaña and everything.
00:34:23And what is the Santa Compaña?
00:34:25The procession of the dead!
00:34:27He's coming to take the living!
00:34:35He has won a doubloon.
00:34:36Thank you.
00:34:37And now they want to explain to me who has appeared here?
00:34:40Well, he was a very...
00:34:44A very what kind of man?
00:34:46Green.
00:34:47His eyes were blazing, and he didn't snatch the papers away with a single swipe.
00:34:51What papers?
00:34:51So, what papers?
00:34:52What papers?
00:34:53What do you mean, what papers?
00:34:54The ones you had to sign.
00:34:55Ah, of course, but those were blown away by the wind.
00:35:00Man, like María Sarmiento!
00:35:02They'll be out there, soaked by the rain.
00:35:05What happened was that the window opened, the current was established, and...
00:35:10And my father went in to ride a camel.
00:35:12Come on, miss, you saw the ghost just like I did.
00:35:14I haven't seen anything.
00:35:15Oh, the mother who bore her!
00:35:17What, you say you haven't seen it?
00:35:18Do you frequently experience hallucinations?
00:35:20Who, me?
00:35:21So it was all just a trick of this intern's rotten imagination.
00:35:26Hey, that's true, right?
00:35:27Oh dear, the wet weather has done him no good!
00:35:29Do not touch!
00:35:30Well, I'm glad, because it had started to scare me.
00:35:33We are in the land of ghosts.
00:35:36And why didn't you let the lightning strike you?
00:35:39On top of that, I warned you...
00:35:41Everyone out!
00:35:42Nothing has happened here.
00:35:44The gentlemen are going to have dinner.
00:35:47Are you going to have dinner?
00:35:49I don't sit down to dinner.
00:35:51Goliad?
00:35:53This gentleman should not sit in that seat.
00:36:01Hooray!
00:36:03Where is this taking me?
00:36:07Exercise!
00:36:08Serve the pot to the gentlemen.
00:36:10Two pots coming right up!
00:36:13Enjoy it, gentlemen.
00:36:15But what good will it do me?
00:36:16A little something warm is always welcome.
00:36:20And wasn't there any special message in the young lady's uncle's will?
00:36:25Well, the truth is...
00:36:26Shut your mouth, you fool!
00:36:28Excuse me, but why are you insulting me?
00:36:30Nothing.
00:36:31My uncle Marcelo is leaving me this farm.
00:36:33That's all.
00:36:34But there's a clause that says...
00:36:35Yes, shut up!
00:36:36He says nothing.
00:36:38I know the will very well.
00:36:39But listen...
00:36:40You are a lunatic.
00:36:41He hears women's screams that don't sound, sees ghosts that don't exist, and thinks he knows what he doesn't know.
00:36:46You're an idiot, sir.
00:36:47I don't feel like eating dinner.
00:36:48I'm going to bed.
00:36:57What is this?
00:36:58Another spider?
00:36:59It's Bernarda's wig, the cook's wig, which she dropped in the pot earlier.
00:37:03Well, let someone else eat Bernarda's bun.
00:37:07No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:37:54No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:38:06No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:38:32Excuse me, but we need to talk.
00:38:34At this hour.
00:38:35It's urgent.
00:38:36Come in, come in.
00:38:37And get to the point, because I'm very modest.
00:38:39And to be in front of you in this manner seems very dishonest to me.
00:38:43And it is, of course.
00:38:44What we do is that I don't look.
00:38:47Well, you see, I was very surprised that you said you hadn't seen the ghost.
00:38:50I'll explain it to you.
00:38:52What do you have to tell me?
00:38:53His uncle's legacy does not end at this estate.
00:38:56Is there anything else?
00:38:57There is enough.
00:38:59I mean, yes, he left this box with instructions for you to open it in front of a notary or
00:39:05from his intern, Verdigracia Servidor.
00:39:07Yes, it's kind of blurry.
00:39:09It's not very light here. I'll turn up the wick of this oil lamp.
00:39:14These wheels are a little hard.
00:39:16I prepared it stronger. Let's see, now?
00:39:19It looks better now.
00:39:22Far better.
00:39:24Take one out.
00:39:25What did you say?
00:39:27No, no, it's already time to read this message.
00:39:31A woman's legs led me to my death.
00:39:34And between her legs lay the coins of power.
00:39:38To find the horror of the treasure I give you, I give you this garter belt.
00:39:43The garter belt of terror.
00:39:45What a strange inheritance! It sounds like the lyrics of a paso doble.
00:39:47A woman's legs led me to my death.
00:39:51Sorry, I didn't mean to bother you.
00:39:56A garter belt.
00:39:58That's strange, you already have one.
00:40:01Sorry.
00:40:01It's only half a league title.
00:40:03Your uncle would think you were taking her.
00:40:05But it isn't.
00:40:07She has two legs like two suns.
00:40:09It's a harder thing, mother.
00:40:11And this other one here.
00:40:14Because it has two.
00:40:15If I had had three, I would have said the same thing.
00:40:18I don't understand.
00:40:19What am I supposed to do with half a garter belt?
00:40:21Perhaps the garter belt has another message.
00:40:24I'll raise the fuse even higher.
00:40:26This oil lamp is out of oil.
00:40:27It doesn't surprise me with the price they're going for.
00:40:31Let's see now.
00:40:32There's nothing here.
00:40:34And I ask myself, what if he put it on?
00:40:36Perhaps with him on we could investigate.
00:40:38Bring it here, bring it here.
00:40:39I'll put it on, but only after you leave.
00:40:41Because four eyes see more than two.
00:40:42I have two, which are worth four.
00:40:44And so he says.
00:40:45Well, I'll tell you what I find out tomorrow, if I find anything out at all.
00:40:49Well, if you're scared, I'll come by the thunder and lie down with you.
00:40:51Don't do it for me.
00:40:52I'm saying this to help him.
00:40:54Oh yes, yes, a garter belt.
00:40:56A garter belt.
00:40:57Well, half a league player.
00:40:59Are you crazy, you damned dwarf?
00:41:01Do you really think half a garter belt is an inheritance?
00:41:05It had precious stones.
00:41:08Well...
00:41:08What I saw was like gold.
00:41:11Oh, how cool!
00:41:12I'd keep it to have a garter belt like that.
00:41:14Marcelo wasn't an idiot, Ursula.
00:41:16That garter belt has tomato on it.
00:41:18Okay, let's get organized.
00:41:22Not even the gazo sleeps here tonight.
00:41:25You!
00:41:26Whose role is what?
00:41:27No way they're going to mess with my ear anymore, no way.
00:41:30Obey if you want your share of the treasure.
00:41:32You!
00:41:33Don't take Goliath with you.
00:41:35And do everything you can to make sure the intern doesn't get a wink of sleep.
00:41:39We, prepared as a shock force.
00:41:44Come on, how are you in charge?
00:41:45You sound like Fraga and Ribarne.
00:41:47Fraga and Ribarne?
00:41:49He'll be my grandson!
00:41:53They've gone too far with me.
00:42:03Okay!
00:42:05No, don't worry, no pills.
00:42:07Ah!
00:42:08One moment.
00:42:09Don't leave, sir.
00:42:11Please attend to me.
00:42:12But where did it come from?
00:42:14From the catacombs.
00:42:15Everyone says I'm completely crazy.
00:42:17But don't you say that.
00:42:19Are you going to say it?
00:42:20No, no, it wouldn't even occur to me.
00:42:22She can leave in peace.
00:42:23Okay, bye!
00:42:23I don't want to leave.
00:42:24I'm going to make love to you.
00:42:26I warn you that I am a tremendous mother.
00:42:28What do you think?
00:42:29I am honest.
00:42:31And what's the knife for?
00:42:33So that the cockroaches don't infect me.
00:42:36The cockroaches are hitting him.
00:42:39Yes of course.
00:42:40They slap you hard, especially if they're angry.
00:42:43Yeah.
00:42:43And they won't let me out of the catacombs.
00:42:47That hand he put on my groin is very cold.
00:42:51Does it bother you?
00:42:51No, but if he keeps posting about it, despite being gay, I don't know what's going to happen.
00:42:56And that's saying something, because it's a very cold hand.
00:42:58It's not my hand.
00:42:59Oh, no?
00:42:59It's the blade of the knife.
00:43:00Oh, mother!
00:43:01Don't move or you'll cut something.
00:43:02No, please don't cut anything.
00:43:05Do it for my children.
00:43:06Do you have children?
00:43:07No, but if it doesn't cut anything, I'll be able to have them.
00:43:10Or at least try.
00:43:12All men think the same thing.
00:43:14I'm going to cut it.
00:43:15Stop!
00:43:16Quiet, innocent one!
00:43:17Look out, another one!
00:43:18If you cut me off, I'm never speaking to you again.
00:43:22Hey man, threaten her with something bigger!
00:43:24No, ghost, not that.
00:43:26If you don't talk to me, who will?
00:43:28I'll buy him a parrot.
00:43:29Candida, give me that knife or I will never appear before you again.
00:43:35No, please.
00:43:36I need you, ghost.
00:43:37I need you.
00:43:40Follow me, candida.
00:43:42We will be happy in the afterlife.
00:43:45There, there.
00:43:47Now we take off our clothes.
00:43:49Opa, opa.
00:43:51We'll get into my marriage grave and you'll be happy.
00:43:55I, i!
00:43:56Come with me.
00:43:58Higo, fig!
00:43:59Igo, raise your marine buttocks!
00:44:02Pest, beware!
00:44:03Oh yes sir, yes sir!
00:44:04Neither the living are dead, nor the dead are alive.
00:44:08Whatever you say to send.
00:44:09When the graves are opened, the truth will shine forth in glory.
00:44:13And the corpses will return to life.
00:44:17That's what I've always said.
00:44:18There, there!
00:44:20And a piece of advice.
00:44:21He hasn't seen me.
00:44:22Who am I?
00:44:24No, sir.
00:44:25It has not appeared to you.
00:44:26No, I've never seen him in my life.
00:44:28Ah, that's normal.
00:44:30And one last piece of advice.
00:44:31Ah, yes, yes sir.
00:44:33Ah, yes.
00:44:34Vote for Suárez.
00:44:36We ghosts are doing well.
00:44:38Shh!
00:44:40Take off your rags, darling.
00:44:46Little Jesus of my life, who is a child like me.
00:44:48That's why I love you so much and give you my heart.
00:44:49Mr. Intern.
00:44:51Ah, another one!
00:44:52Mr. Intern.
00:44:53I haven't seen the ghost that just came out over there.
00:44:55I don't swear, not now, not ever.
00:44:57I swear, my dear, I swear.
00:44:58What's wrong with him?
00:44:59I'm scared.
00:45:00Yeah?
00:45:00Well, I don't know why, you see.
00:45:03Listen to me carefully.
00:45:04One moment.
00:45:09Do you see it?
00:45:11Nobody.
00:45:11I've already told you, I haven't seen anyone.
00:45:13Mr. Boyos, I know what the garter belt means.
00:45:17Which garter belt are you talking about?
00:45:19Hey, why don't we leave right now?
00:45:21Impossible.
00:45:22Have you forgotten about that procession of dead people that are walking around?
00:45:25Breastfed babies!
00:45:26Compared to what's here.
00:45:28Please attend to me.
00:45:29I am an honest woman.
00:45:30What I'm about to do is something I would never do in my life, but I have to do it.
00:45:35Look, what do you think?
00:45:37Very cute.
00:45:40Little ring-shaped and dark-skinned.
00:45:42I'm talking about the garter belt!
00:45:45Did he put it on?
00:45:46Yeah.
00:45:46I thought it was absurd that my uncle would leave me this black woman.
00:45:49There had to be a reason.
00:45:50I put it on and when I did, the fabric covering the elastic stretched.
00:45:55And read, read.
00:45:58Where should I have put my glasses?
00:46:02Look.
00:46:03Be careful not to go looking for it.
00:46:06The garter belt, of course.
00:46:08Read at the waist.
00:46:10Yes, yes, without glasses, I don't know.
00:46:12Let's see.
00:46:18UGT!
00:46:19No, it's urgent.
00:46:21Hey?
00:46:22Ah, yes.
00:46:23Oño.
00:46:26It's urgent.
00:46:28It is urgent that you continue.
00:46:31Do you want to go spinning?
00:46:35So.
00:46:36There it is.
00:46:38What I have written in these leagues.
00:46:43Ugh, it's the world map.
00:46:46America on the left, Europe on the right, and Lake Titicaca in the center.
00:46:51Don't talk nonsense and read the back of the page.
00:46:54Ah, yes.
00:46:57Autonomy for Andalusia.
00:46:59He doesn't say that.
00:47:00It says at the foot of my cold tomb.
00:47:02Let's see if I can get around to reading it.
00:47:06Are you reading it now?
00:47:08At the foot of my cold grave.
00:47:11This is something else entirely.
00:47:14To think that a little while ago that crazy woman almost castrated me.
00:47:18He understood.
00:47:20This half of the league forms with the other half, who knows where he is,
00:47:23a message indicating a place my uncle wants us to go.
00:47:27Because?
00:47:28We might find something of value in the end.
00:47:30A treasure?
00:47:32Something like that.
00:47:33So where do we begin?
00:47:35Remove things that I think I've seen written with an H.
00:47:38And these things must be...
00:47:41This wardrobe is like the door of El Corte Inglés on sale 10 times over.
00:47:51What does it say?
00:47:54It's hot, it's getting some air.
00:47:58No, I want us to follow her.
00:48:01But where?
00:48:05This one has a faulty transistor, huh?
00:48:12To the pool?
00:48:14That way?
00:48:17Should we go in there?
00:48:18But the three of us together are going to be very cramped.
00:48:21If you stick to me, I'll swallow.
00:48:25No, the hug that left me.
00:48:30Look at that, they've invented the subway!
00:48:32Oh!
00:48:32Hey, hey, hey, wait a minute!
00:48:34Where are we going around there?
00:48:36Him...
00:48:37Oh!
00:48:38A tube.
00:48:40Ah!
00:48:40Chotadín, chotadín, blabón!
00:48:42Oh, I can guess this one!
00:48:43A clarinet!
00:48:44Ah!
00:48:45Oh!
00:48:46Bababín, blababón!
00:48:47A cassock!
00:48:48Oh my God, my God!
00:48:50Cassock, cassock, cassock, or cellar!
00:48:57Basement!
00:48:58Clear!
00:48:58He wants to take us to the basement he puts in the back of the hookup.
00:49:02Oh!
00:49:03Oh, Lord!
00:49:04What does it say?
00:49:05Let's not be a pig and let's follow her.
00:49:07The deaf-mute woman was very funny.
00:49:19I don't know why, but I feel like I'm getting myself into a huge mess.
00:49:28How is this?
00:49:34Tooth what?
00:49:35I've already heard it, I mean, I've already seen it.
00:49:37He says we could fall and break our teeth.
00:49:39Imagine if, after all this, there's no treasure.
00:49:41Oh, oh, oh!
00:49:42Abua!
00:49:43Abua!
00:49:43He says that there is one.
00:49:48That?
00:49:50A bow!
00:49:54A fat bow!
00:49:57A chest!
00:50:00A chest full of snacks!
00:50:03Sandwiches, full of sandwiches!
00:50:07A chest of coins!
00:50:10And coins!
00:50:13A Jew!
00:50:14No, no, forgive me, dear, I'm bothering you.
00:50:17Oh, what a jerk!
00:50:18Oh, oh, oh, oh!
00:50:19What a jerk!
00:50:22A parrot!
00:50:23A parrot!
00:50:23Oh, oh, oh!
00:50:27A bishop parrot!
00:50:30No, no, no!
00:50:32A parrot without an L!
00:50:34A parrot without an L!
00:50:36A gold one!
00:50:37Gold!
00:50:39A chest full of...
00:50:41...of gold coins!
00:50:45But how could I not have understood it before!
00:50:47This camouflage thing was crystal clear!
00:50:49But we won't be able to find it without the other half of the league!
00:50:52Well, maybe this announcer will take us to where the other league half is.
00:50:57Well, man, we already know what happened with Abril Martorell.
00:51:00Poor man!
00:51:05Here it goes!
00:51:07Here it goes!
00:51:08What a cheerful place!
00:51:10I seem to recall that this was once a monastery.
00:51:13This is where they buried the monks, and maybe my ancestors too.
00:51:16Honestly, how are we going to find a garter belt here?
00:51:18But this girl must have brought us here for a reason.
00:51:25I think he wants us to give that impression.
00:51:50Who are we going to open the tomb for?
00:51:55Okay, so let's...
00:51:57To think that my boss doesn't have that María Manuela.
00:52:00And he didn't want to come because he said it was just a routine trip.
00:52:03What a park, what a bastard!
00:52:07And there's a crack!
00:52:08Don't look, what a mirror!
00:52:16Now we look inside and it's full of gold coins.
00:52:22How awful!
00:52:24It's my uncle Marcelo's corpse!
00:52:27And what does that remind me of?
00:52:28To Miguelito Bosé?
00:52:31Damn, what a night!
00:52:38Tweet!
00:52:42No, this María Calas woman will want us to take a picture with the corpse.
00:52:46Gagui, gagui, gagui, gagui!
00:52:48The papers that I had to sign to acknowledge receipt of the inheritance.
00:52:53Yeah!
00:52:54And how does this disgusting guy have them?
00:52:56I don't know, but we'll have to get them back.
00:52:59What are you going to take from the dead man?
00:53:01Not me, you.
00:53:02I?
00:53:03I make a thousand copies in a minute.
00:53:05At the notary's office they call me the Xerox Range.
00:53:07Hey!
00:53:08AND!
00:53:09Already!
00:53:10But this girl says we should take them.
00:53:12Why is she a sadist who likes to scare people?
00:53:18Oh, I'm not peeing.
00:53:20Grab that already!
00:53:23Take that, take that.
00:53:25Like everyone else, they don't know anything else but giving orders.
00:53:28They are stuck together.
00:53:30Look.
00:53:32Who?
00:53:34He doesn't want to let them go.
00:53:37It's rigor mortis.
00:53:38It's rigor, damn it!
00:53:40Shut up!
00:53:41That's the last thing I needed, for them to cheer me on too.
00:53:44I'm going to pee myself.
00:53:47André!
00:53:55They are stuck together.
00:53:58Nothing she doesn't want.
00:54:05It has moved.
00:54:07It has moved.
00:54:08Because of my father who has moved.
00:54:10Has it brought you misfortune?
00:54:11Don't be imaginative and just take that.
00:54:19Let him tear off his skin and I'll take them off.
00:54:26Here you are.
00:54:27How brave I am!
00:54:29Come and check if they are the same ones you wrote.
00:54:34Are these them?
00:54:35Yes, I copied them.
00:54:37Oh!
00:54:42Oh!
00:55:02Come and check if they are the same ones you wrote.
00:55:28Well, go ahead, go ahead.
00:55:30Yes, it will be better because I'm going to put on a show.
00:55:36Pussy!
00:55:37Pussy!
00:55:38Pussy!
00:55:39I don't know!
00:55:44Don't get too close to me because I'm peeing my pants.
00:56:02We're going to take them to their room.
00:56:03You've brought us here too soon.
00:56:04I don't want Cándida to see this idiot because she's taken a dislike to him.
00:56:08Have you sent my message?
00:56:09Yeah.
00:56:10Well, that Ursula the Demon will pay for this.
00:56:13Do you want to keep my treasure?
00:56:14In short, for some shitty blowjobs we had together.
00:56:17Woe is me!
00:56:20Oh, it's a cap!
00:56:22Well, you'll know when you're older, daughter.
00:56:24Come on, help me, take it from there.
00:56:26Poor pig, what a mess this pig has made of me.
00:56:28Baby, poop.
00:56:29And what's more, my favorite nightgown has been ruined.
00:56:32Go on, get it.
00:56:34Nothing, not a trace.
00:56:35And take off that umbrella, you look like a chestnut seller.
00:56:37Besides, it's not raining anymore.
00:56:38What's the matter?
00:56:39You seem nervous.
00:56:40You're not going to turn into a she-wolf tonight with what needs to be done.
00:56:43I don't know, as long as the moon doesn't come out.
00:56:45They don't appear and the fog begins to descend.
00:56:48But are you sure they weren't in their bedrooms?
00:56:51There was nobody in his.
00:56:52Hers was this crowded.
00:56:54In other words, there wasn't a soul around.
00:56:55What is certain is that they haven't gone to a nightclub.
00:56:58They probably didn't go looking for treasure because that garter belt is useless.
00:57:01Which, translated into plain English, means that...
00:57:03That garter belt will have a message, and they might be somewhere in the house looking for the chest.
00:57:08That.
00:57:08In the basements!
00:57:10Let's go! Let's go! Me first!
00:57:22I look like the picador's horse.
00:57:24Where am I?
00:57:25In my bed.
00:57:27What are you doing in my bed?
00:57:29The ghost!
00:57:31Is it true? How did we get here?
00:57:34I believe everything that happens in this house.
00:57:36But that ghost just won't stop.
00:57:38You see, with so many unemployed people in this country.
00:57:44What is it?
00:57:44Listen.
00:57:45That?
00:57:46Are you wet?
00:57:49Yes a bit.
00:57:51So what do we do?
00:57:52Do you want me to change your diapers?
00:57:54No, no. I use diapers.
00:57:56Ah.
00:57:58Hey, I have an idea.
00:57:59Why don't we leave here and come back tomorrow with five thousand guards?
00:58:05Do you think that's the best thing we can do?
00:58:08Phew.
00:58:11Well, if we want to stay alive, yes.
00:58:13Okay, so let's just put on whatever and get out of here.
00:58:16You wouldn't believe the plans I miss out on because I'm such a coward.
00:58:21To be honest, I'm scared.
00:58:24My teeth are chattering, but it's from the cold.
00:58:26What if we encounter holy company?
00:58:28As if we ran into workers' commissions.
00:58:31I don't stop.
00:58:32Stop!
00:58:35What's happening?
00:58:36He can't hear anything.
00:58:37Nothing. What?
00:58:39A kind of moan.
00:58:40Don't encourage me, man.
00:58:42It was like the sigh of a cow.
00:58:45Do you see it?
00:58:47Look, look at all the goosebumps.
00:58:49It won't be the wind.
00:58:51Stop messing around with the wind.
00:58:53Oh, mother!
00:58:59Look!
00:59:00Look!
00:59:04How awful!
00:59:06Who are they?
00:59:07It must be the next government on the road to Moncloa.
00:59:10No, it's the holy company.
00:59:12Fuck!
00:59:13Where are they going?
00:59:14It is the procession of the dead that comes to take away a man who will die tonight.
00:59:18Poor things, let them go their own way.
00:59:20Let them entertain us.
00:59:21Okay, bye!
00:59:23Look, the tall ghost was melted by a pilot.
00:59:28Poor thing, they're pointing at you.
00:59:31Not me, it's you.
00:59:33Me?
00:59:33Because?
00:59:34I have excellent health.
00:59:37Do you see it?
00:59:38They keep pointing the finger at you.
00:59:40But what are those guys with the whitest pork loin saying?
00:59:42Go with them.
00:59:44I?
00:59:45Bullshit!
00:59:47Run, run!
00:59:48Ah!
00:59:48Wait for me!
00:59:49But hurry, woman!
00:59:57Good!
00:59:58The little lambs return to the fold.
01:00:01Let's get rid of all these rags.
01:00:04And now for the garter belt.
01:00:06Come on, let's go.
01:00:08Well, this needs to be fixed because there's arthritis.
01:00:10Oh, yes, yes!
01:00:12Crystal clear!
01:00:14Yes, it's impossible.
01:00:15How can I die tonight if I feel like the sun?
01:00:18Can someone be murdered?
01:00:19Why not?
01:00:20Very funny, yes ma'am.
01:00:21You see.
01:00:23Me?
01:00:24The wind again.
01:00:25What the hell is the wind?
01:00:26That crazy old hag who's out there ready to castrate anyone who lets her.
01:00:32Look, take a look at that girl.
01:00:34What do you think?
01:00:36It's not bad, but I like it better.
01:00:37His little thing comes off.
01:00:38If I say the garter belt.
01:00:46It's true?
01:00:49Okay, one, two, one, two, testing, testing.
01:00:53Excuse me, I'm just saying that if we put our two garter belts together, we'll find the chest.
01:00:57of coins that the charlatan said about her maid.
01:01:00Call her.
01:01:01Hey, girl.
01:01:03She's got it in for me.
01:01:05Follow me.
01:01:05Hurry, the ghosts are coming!
01:01:07Come on.
01:01:08Wait a minute, on second thought I'll stay.
01:01:10I prefer ghosts.
01:01:11If the treasure story is true, I'll give you half.
01:01:14Fast.
01:01:16Word of the baby Jesus?
01:01:17I swear.
01:01:19Well, I'm up for being a millionaire, even if I'm a castrated one.
01:01:22Now, you first.
01:01:36Oh, how cold.
01:01:41They're going for the treasure.
01:01:43What does it say?
01:01:44That this disgusting dwarf was right.
01:01:45The half-leather goes with the other half that the crazy Cándida is wearing.
01:01:49Oh, oh.
01:01:51No, no, Narcissus, no.
01:01:53It's okay that you're a Marita.
01:01:54But right now you can't turn into a werewolf on me.
01:01:57Well, I'm sorry, but...
01:01:59I start to smell the onions from the neighbor's garden.
01:02:02And that means my sense of smell increases.
01:02:04We'll try to see if you react with the usual.
01:02:07Let's try it, beautiful.
01:02:08Come on, Cástulo.
01:02:09Let's see.
01:02:10Let's see.
01:02:13Meow!
01:02:15Meow!
01:02:16Oh!
01:02:17No, he's paying her, he's paying her!
01:02:19Daughter, you're so untimely, damn it!
01:02:21What do you want me to do?
01:02:22Okay, come with us.
01:02:23And if you notice your tail growing, put on your muzzle and go into the kennel.
01:02:27Well.
01:02:27Come on!
01:02:38There it is.
01:02:39If we could get him to drop the knife...
01:02:41Try it.
01:02:42The truth is not reliable.
01:02:44Say something to him, he won't interrupt your speech.
01:02:47It's something else that she likes to cut.
01:02:51Miss, with all due respect...
01:02:52What is he doing with that rope?
01:02:54The blind is going to be charged.
01:03:00We don't stop here.
01:03:01What is this?
01:03:03Someone who has gone overboard with their weight loss diet.
01:03:07The crazy girl is very funny.
01:03:08A very entertaining show has been put on.
01:03:11What if you threw that knife away?
01:03:13Can't.
01:03:14I need it so the cockroaches don't get on me.
01:03:16Well, you see.
01:03:17I wanted to see him up close...
01:03:19...the garter belt.
01:03:20I'll leave you to it.
01:03:22On the condition that you get the ghost to give me a child.
01:03:25What does it say?
01:03:27Nothing.
01:03:27Normal.
01:03:28Everything is normal here, as you can see.
01:03:30But why doesn't he just take the knife away from her?
01:03:32Why don't you stop drinking milk?
01:03:33Yeah?
01:03:41That damn deaf woman almost pierced me.
01:03:46I'm coming, I'm coming.
01:03:47What a genius.
01:03:48Let's see what he wants.
01:04:04Excuse me.
01:04:07To find all the gold...
01:04:11Sorry.
01:04:14It is urgent that you continue...
01:04:16Oh.
01:04:18What I've written in these leagues...
01:04:21Excuse me.
01:04:21I'm going this way.
01:04:22No, this way.
01:04:23What a night.
01:04:28And you will reach the treasure.
01:04:32The truth is that if I were at a different time with these two wonderful things, I would organize one.
01:04:36But what am I saying?
01:04:37If you are deaf.
01:04:38Read that link.
01:04:39Yes, yes.
01:04:41If what's hanging there makes you feel sorry for it, then let it hang.
01:04:46There, in the skeleton.
01:04:47A key.
01:04:59Where did that rattling of bones come from?
01:05:01They're in the attic.
01:05:02Go for it.
01:05:04They're coming.
01:05:05Which way do we go?
01:05:06Wait, where?
01:05:08Cockroaches.
01:05:09The cockroaches are coming.
01:05:10Now I understand which cockroach this poor woman was referring to, and they beat it.
01:05:14He's sore he could get tonsillitis.
01:05:16I know what's in the puddle, but whatever it is, we're not earning it through hard work.
01:05:20They had to come through here.
01:05:22What is this?
01:05:24He must have climbed up from one of the basement tombs.
01:05:26But there's nobody here.
01:05:28There has never been a small staircase in that corner.
01:05:31Sometimes he would kill that mule.
01:05:35What does that mean?
01:05:36There are some stairs there.
01:05:38Let's go.
01:05:40Narcissus, follow us.
01:05:41Come on, hurry up.
01:05:43Come on.
01:05:45Come on, this way.
01:05:48How sick do I feel?
01:05:59Moon.
01:06:00Moon, full moon.
01:06:02Moon, full moon.
01:06:41Moon, full moon.
01:06:43Moon, full moon.
01:06:49What a great moon.
01:06:49Oh well, what can you do?
01:07:03Here, the flies are like helicopters.
01:07:08That damn deaf-mute woman always leads us down the shortcut.
01:07:11That?
01:07:20Wait a minute, wait a minute, let's not rush things, excuse me, Mr. Landelino.
01:07:23Let's see, do we know where we're going?
01:07:26I say yes.
01:07:28Where?
01:07:29Come on.
01:07:33Come on, hurry up, read whatever.
01:07:35Well, but things need to be discussed.
01:07:40It's a powerful fly killer, it's needed here, remember to buy it.
01:07:45Excuse me for taking down your curtains.
01:07:48You shouldn't see this, you're still too young.
01:07:51Okay, okay, I'll say it.
01:07:52The truth is, if I weren't scared shitless, I'd be having a field day here.
01:07:56In a hurry?
01:07:57Yes, yes.
01:08:01If what's hanging there gives you pause...
01:08:05It's not the trunk anymore, you see.
01:08:08Come on, come on.
01:08:10I'm coming, I'm coming.
01:08:11Sorry for not playing.
01:08:16I would go with Ale...
01:08:19It was a skeleton's hand!
01:08:21Excuse me, I didn't know where the hell to put it.
01:08:24Excuse me.
01:08:25I'm going, I'm going to continue.
01:08:27I would go with joy...
01:08:30Happiness?
01:08:31What a bastard, and he wants us to go and laugh our heads off, as if we were going to a court session.
01:08:35You see.
01:08:35No, no, no, no, no.
01:08:37Oh, sorry, I slipped up.
01:08:38Oh, what are you doing?
01:08:40Oh, nothing, I've fallen.
01:08:41It doesn't bother me, young man.
01:08:44Be mine.
01:08:44Ignore this shameless woman, and keep going, I'm blushing.
01:08:47Let her, if the girl wants to.
01:08:48I'll continue.
01:08:49At the foot of my cold grave.
01:08:52I'm going to the other side, eh.
01:08:53If what hangs there gives you pity, I would go gladly to the foot of my cold grave, and in the
01:08:58Zeta would put it in.
01:09:01I would include it too, but I don't understand the part about the 'z'.
01:09:06These sons of their father are also unwelcome.
01:09:09Come on, they're coming.
01:09:10Run.
01:09:11Come on.
01:09:14Cazorla.
01:09:14We don't understand you, Pia.
01:09:16Give him the key.
01:09:18Yes, yes, yes.
01:09:22Oh, and I'd put it in the Z.
01:09:30Well, this girl didn't seem that smart.
01:09:35No, of course, that's true.
01:09:36No, she tells me she's deaf and mute, but no...
01:09:38The idiot.
01:09:39There, there.
01:09:41Good.
01:09:43Let's see who's brave enough to turn the key.
01:09:46You, who have put your name.
01:09:48Me, here, for less than a whistle, something gets raised.
01:09:52Better.
01:09:53A corpse, I mean.
01:09:54Okay, I'll do it.
01:10:12Bingo!
01:10:16Nice to meet you, Bingo.
01:10:29We are rich.
01:10:31What are you doing? Where did the money from the darkness go?
01:10:34Do you see it?
01:10:36Just a moment, just a moment.
01:10:38What are you doing?
01:10:39Hybrid?
01:10:40Hybrid?
01:10:40Hybrid?
01:10:41No, no, no.
01:10:42This is mine.
01:10:43Just a moment, just a moment.
01:10:44And mine, remember he offered me half, huh?
01:10:46But I was telling you, my beloved Marcelo.
01:10:47Nothing of the sort.
01:10:48I am the only heir here.
01:10:49No, no, no.
01:10:50Okay, wait a minute, wait a minute.
01:10:50But hey, they want to rob me.
01:10:52Let's see if on top of you being soggy here, you hunchback, dwarf, and giant.
01:10:55I'm putting on a scare.
01:10:56It's mine.
01:10:56I'm melting.
01:10:57Furthermore, I invest safely.
01:10:58I invest in state-issued monkeys that offer tax relief, I understand.
01:11:00What do you mean they're not tax-deductible?
01:11:01They provide tax relief.
01:11:02They called.
01:11:03The spring has loosened again.
01:11:05Calm down.
01:11:06Give us your courage, handsome man.
01:11:09Less joking around, the handsome guy is scared shitless, scared shitless.
01:11:13Because now the one with the meatball face is sure to come out.
01:11:24No, on top of everything, he'll want us to give him a little kiss.
01:11:27Well, I'm just awesome.
01:11:29As soon as you see seven coins together, you fight like fishwives.
01:11:31Uncle Marcelo!
01:11:32He is not dead.
01:11:34My ghost!
01:11:35What ghost are you talking about?
01:11:37This is a kid who's got us all in a bind.
01:11:38You shut up, man, I bet.
01:11:40Yes, and let's start hiding those coins because those sons of Galga won't be long in coming.
01:11:44And you, forgive me, niece, but I had to pretend to be dead.
01:11:47Come on, pick this up.
01:11:48But I saw you lifeless at the bottom of that ravine.
01:11:51In the forest, fleeing from those assassins who wanted to kill me to keep the coins,
01:11:54I found the corpse of a homeless person.
01:11:56I put my clothes on him and disfigured his face with kicks.
01:11:59I'm a real beast, huh?
01:12:00They thought he was dead, and buried the vagabond in his place
01:12:03And the notary, as is logical, set the will in motion.
01:12:06And since I was your only heir, they made me come.
01:12:09That is the light.
01:12:10And what are these girls doing in this?
01:12:11Candida was... well, she was very sensitive to the cold, and since the nights here are cold,
01:12:15I put her in my bed to warm her feet and whatever else was needed.
01:12:18He warmed up his scoundrels quite well.
01:12:19Clear.
01:12:19They beat me because they thought I knew where you kept the treasure.
01:12:22That's why I pretended to be crazy.
01:12:24No, daughter, you're just fine.
01:12:26And the deaf-mute woman?
01:12:27She is a bastard daughter I had with a puppeteer.
01:12:29I love her, but she's still just a product of that.
01:12:32And you're a piece of that, my dear daddy.
01:12:34But he speaks.
01:12:36Well, you're right, it's a result of that, because we spent all night...
01:12:39Of course, man.
01:12:40Eighteen years without saying a word, calling me pious to serve my father and now he's badmouthing me.
01:12:46Should I hide those coins?
01:12:47Why don't we run away and take all the coins with us, huh?
01:12:50And where were we going to go?
01:12:51Where does everyone who has money go to keep it? To Switzerland?
01:12:54It's too late.
01:12:56Defend yourself.
01:12:56Here you go.
01:12:58But how are we going to go fishing now?
01:13:00It's a blowgun, you put the dart in here and blow it.
01:13:02Come on, hurry up.
01:13:02Okay, okay, a quick one.
01:13:11I can't even handle a sword.
01:13:12No, no, no, no.
01:13:14Aren't they here?
01:13:14Well, we've been all over the house.
01:13:17Let's go.
01:13:18Well, let's go.
01:13:20Tupía, see what I've told you.
01:13:21Yes, yes.
01:13:22Let's go.
01:13:24Hey?
01:13:24Come on.
01:13:25Uncle Marcelo, the intern has swallowed the dart.
01:13:28He's a real grouch, that guy.
01:13:30Sambla, sambla.
01:13:31If it doesn't come out the front, it will come out the back.
01:13:36They won't even leave her in peace, not even in death.
01:13:44Marcelo!
01:13:44The Lord!
01:13:46Yeah.
01:13:48The lord of this house rises from his tomb to punish the traitors.
01:13:53He's alive!
01:13:54He hadn't died!
01:13:56This makes things easier for us.
01:13:58We'll get rid of him, that's all.
01:13:59Who's going to punish us for killing a dead person?
01:14:03I'm not going after them.
01:14:06Don't let go of that.
01:14:08Ursula.
01:14:09What are you saying, Mom?
01:14:10Before liquidating them, we need to get them to tell us where the chest with the coins is.
01:14:15But they're not going to tell us nicely.
01:14:17Naturally.
01:14:18They continue.
01:14:19They're still around.
01:14:20The old devices for inflicting torture.
01:14:22You're right.
01:14:23Goliath, don't grab one of those and don't even think about tying it to that wheel.
01:14:28That's it, that's it.
01:14:29You already know.
01:14:29Who do I pick up?
01:14:31Except me, whoever you want.
01:14:33OK.
01:14:33Are you ready for that, honey?
01:14:35So that.
01:14:36That's right, I forgot that this mule understands everything backwards.
01:14:39Yes, yes, Goliath, handsome.
01:14:41Give me torment all to myself.
01:14:42There, there, there.
01:14:44It's too late.
01:14:45Come on, tie him up there.
01:14:47You.
01:14:48Let that slip away.
01:14:52Move there.
01:14:54Just a moment, just a moment.
01:14:56Before you suffer, don't be silly and sing it.
01:14:59Sings!
01:15:00But...
01:15:00Sings!
01:15:01Sings!
01:15:01Sings!
01:15:03Okay, okay, I'll sing.
01:15:06I will sing.
01:15:08Okay, I'll sing, I'll sing.
01:15:10I am the one who pursues you every night.
01:15:15And I am the one who no longer lives because I love you.
01:15:19The one who awaits you.
01:15:22Enough!
01:15:24Tie it to the wheel.
01:15:25Yes sir.
01:15:26It's exactly the same.
01:15:27Just like that Maritini.
01:15:30Dimente!
01:15:31Marcelo, at the first turn of the wheel that fool will tell you where the coins are.
01:15:35Peaceful.
01:15:36Don't worry.
01:15:38Hey, don't you know what this wheel torture thing is?
01:15:41No, sir.
01:15:41I'm not one for torment.
01:15:42Well, the wheel pulls you upwards.
01:15:44But since it's held by its feet, it stretches, stretches, stretches.
01:15:49And why don't you put yourself in?
01:15:50Maybe he'll grow a few inches, which would do him good for a while.
01:15:53His father!
01:15:55Ruperto!
01:15:55Turn the wheel!
01:15:57Armando, don't say anything.
01:15:59Do it for my love!
01:16:01Don't worry, miss.
01:16:02I am Spanish and I have never left Spain in my life.
01:16:04So, figures, I've insisted, used to having bad times.
01:16:08I won't confess anything!
01:16:10Oh, oh, oh!
01:16:12I murdered Canalejas, I killed Gato and I took the seven tons of Goma-2.
01:16:18And the coins?
01:16:19To be at Marcelo's grave.
01:16:20We just left them there.
01:16:21Oh, oh, oh, oh!
01:16:22Oh, oh, oh, oh!
01:16:23Oh, oh, oh, oh!
01:16:24Relax, intern!
01:16:26How were you able to confess?
01:16:28All in all, for a simple arm pull.
01:16:30What arms?
01:16:31One of the wheel crossmembers caught my soft parts and was crushing them.
01:16:38There's nothing here.
01:16:39Nothing?
01:16:41Spin it around like a merry-go-round!
01:16:43Oh no, turn my back, he's caught them again!
01:16:46Ursula, don't be an idiot.
01:16:48He wants to play the hero and he'll be lying to us until daybreak.
01:16:51It is better that they participate in the torment.
01:16:55Aren't the boxes for the sabers around here somewhere?
01:16:59Well, put them in two at a time.
01:17:00Someone will confess.
01:17:02That old woman is so mean!
01:17:03Take out the drawers!
01:17:05My family first!
01:17:08Oh, here on the crossbar!
01:17:11No, don't rub it, I can manage on my own.
01:17:12Thank you.
01:17:14You already know what this is.
01:17:16They were used in the Middle Ages to punish adulterers.
01:17:19Lovers would go inside there.
01:17:21And the outraged husband pierced the drawers with ten swords.
01:17:26If they survived, it meant they were innocent.
01:17:29But that never happened.
01:17:33There was a lot of prostitution back then.
01:17:36Let's go inside with them!
01:17:38Come on!
01:17:41The werewolf!
01:17:43Who is it?
01:17:44Narcissus, as a child, bit the werewolf.
01:17:45Be careful, it can be dangerous.
01:17:47Whoever it bites, it infects!
01:17:48Narcissus, Narcissus, don't do anything foolish.
01:17:51I told you to tie yourself up and put on the muzzle.
01:17:54Don't run, it's worse!
01:18:02Narcissus, I'm from the internship.
01:18:05Look, look, look around, little dog.
01:18:08But do something.
01:18:09Call us dogcatchers.
01:18:11Hey, hey, hey.
01:18:14Let's throw it out, let's throw it out.
01:18:16Give me your paw, give me your paw.
01:18:17Ow, it bit me.
01:18:20You'll see what a burn I'm going to give this Chihuahua crossbreed and faggot.
01:18:25To the beast, to the beast!
01:18:27In the morning!
01:18:35In the morning!
01:18:40She's usually very tame, but now she's in heat, poor thing, of course.
01:18:43No, yes, she's very cute, but I'm going to have to get her vaccinated against rabies, look.
01:18:47Okay, that's enough.
01:18:49Let's go inside with them!
01:18:51Come on!
01:18:52Come on!
01:18:53Come here, sir, we're going to give you something for the people.
01:18:57Below!
01:18:59Did it hurt you?
01:19:00No, but I think I've caught the runny nose.
01:19:03You don't know what you're doing.
01:19:05You mistreat a dead man and the dead will rise up to save me.
01:19:08Less joking around and let's get inside!
01:19:10Come on!
01:19:11That!
01:19:11They probably didn't have a pillow; I can't sleep with my head down.
01:19:14You're not going to get much sleep, you idiot!
01:19:16They're not here!
01:19:17One of those swords will pierce your heart!
01:19:20Doesn't that hunchback kick you in the sky?
01:19:22Don't get lost because of a stupid hump!
01:19:24Come on!
01:19:24Come on!
01:19:25Out!
01:19:26Out!
01:19:27Not first!
01:19:27Don't let the children step on it!
01:19:29Here!
01:19:31Since those idiots can't agree, I think we should just eat our words.
01:19:35That's it, that's it!
01:19:39That!
01:19:43Be careful!
01:19:44Dead people are useless to us!
01:19:46Go straight through them!
01:19:47No!
01:19:52No!
01:19:55Excuse me for grabbing your breast, but I didn't know where else to put it.
01:19:58Mr. Boyos!
01:19:59I'm referring to the hand.
01:20:02Also, since we're so close, with all due respect, I'm getting a little cocky.
01:20:07But we are about to die.
01:20:09I've never died from this.
01:20:11Sometimes I get tremors.
01:20:15No!
01:20:20They're throwing so much dust on me!
01:20:22I do what I can, but it's not one of my best.
01:20:28I'm going to buy one of these drawers to keep in the notary's office.
01:20:36I'm sorry.
01:20:37It was the puncture.
01:20:39And of course, to avoid being screwed over, I had to screw you over.
01:20:45I'm such a decent person, and I'm not doing so well.
01:20:52I told you so.
01:20:54This is like scratching.
01:20:55It's all about getting started.
01:21:01What's happening?
01:21:03Tell me anything, I can't see anything, just kidding.
01:21:06The drawers are moving.
01:21:09That means they're trembling with fear.
01:21:11That means the four of them are getting really drunk.
01:21:16That's the last straw.
01:21:18We're here like five matchmakers.
01:21:20Get them out of there, quickly.
01:21:22Swords out!
01:21:31Don't disturb, there's no one home.
01:21:34Wait a moment, we'll be finished in a moment.
01:21:37Get them out now!
01:21:39No no!
01:21:41No no!
01:21:42Get them out now!
01:21:43Out!
01:21:43Inside!
01:21:47So, how did things go for you?
01:21:49Okay, a couple more hours and it'll fall, it'll fall.
01:21:51Well, it's done, it's already fallen.
01:21:52Oh, really?
01:21:52Yeah.
01:21:53Be quiet!
01:21:54That's enough, isn't it?
01:21:57Are we willing to do anything?
01:21:58No, you too.
01:21:59Well, I don't know if we'll all fit in there.
01:22:02Enough!
01:22:03Just a moment, the gentleman is going to speak.
01:22:06It has been three dead months trying to escape from you and these wretches.
01:22:10But that's enough.
01:22:11Ninety nights sleeping in a tomb give time to think and to talk.
01:22:16Yeah!
01:22:17To speak with my ancestors who are buried right here.
01:22:21Ha ha ha!
01:22:22Don't make me laugh!
01:22:24Laugh?
01:22:25Why do you think I've aged so much in these three months?
01:22:28Because he used to be much more handsome, of course.
01:22:30Because I've been to the afterlife several times...
01:22:33Sorry, sorry, sorry.
01:22:34Beyond where?
01:22:36Well, beyond the here and now.
01:22:39Ah, okay, okay, go on.
01:22:41I have asked for help from all my dead and they have given it to me.
01:22:45And at my signal, I've returned quite a bit, I'm dizzy,
01:22:48They will all rise up against you.
01:22:52You know what I'm saying?
01:22:53I don't believe you.
01:22:54And that I, your dead...
01:22:56Take!
01:22:56Take!
01:22:57Take!
01:22:58Take!
01:22:58Grandparents, great-grandparents, and great-great-grandparents!
01:23:01and other ancestors of the Cazorla family!
01:23:04Rise from your graves to avenge me!
01:23:08Or this guy would have a great career in the courts, huh?
01:23:12Ah!
01:23:14Ah!
01:23:16Look over there!
01:23:16What's happening?
01:23:18The graves are opening!
01:23:20Blow!
01:23:21Let's get them, my fantastic friends!
01:23:24Look, look, look over there!
01:23:26Ah!
01:23:27I'm going to pee myself again!
01:23:29Ah!
01:23:30Kill the tormented souls!
01:23:32Don't let any of them escape!
01:23:36Ah!
01:23:37His Eminence has also arrived!
01:23:40What a surprise, Bishop!
01:23:41Ha ha ha!
01:23:43This is a riot!
01:23:45Look! Look, she's coming, white and radiant!
01:23:49Go get them, ghost!
01:23:51Kill the tormented souls!
01:23:54Leave your purgatory to crush with your fleshless jaws!
01:23:59Their poor flesh!
01:24:01How lucky you are to be blind!
01:24:04Gather around me!
01:24:07Kill Uncle Samuel and my son too!
01:24:10Don Marcelo, we are your friends!
01:24:12Don't you dare touch the two hot chicks and the idiot, okay?
01:24:16I'm the fool, good monk.
01:24:18Let's get out of this house! Hurry! Let's go!
01:24:23Yes, don't give me the torch, don't give me the torch.
01:24:27My dead ones! Follow him!
01:24:30To make sure they never come back here again!
01:24:35They're not going to believe it. When they tell the casino, they're not going to believe it.
01:24:40They'll already be running towards the village.
01:24:42They will never dare to come back here again.
01:24:44Neither they nor a battalion of legionnaires.
01:24:48Who could this be?
01:24:49Daughter, you've brought the whole town along!
01:24:51What you told me, daddy.
01:24:53But it's the kid goat from the Andean region.
01:24:54At your service!
01:24:55And the girl with the pitcher.
01:24:56Oh my! They're giving out hicks in costumes!
01:24:59Marcelo!
01:25:00Another trick from his uncle!
01:25:01It never stops, huh!
01:25:03Marcelo!
01:25:32Hey, hey!
01:25:33That makes me dizzy!
01:25:48Armando, Armando, Mr. Intern, come to your senses.
01:25:52It's all over now.
01:25:58The werewolf bite!
01:26:03Uncle Marcelo, Uncle Marcelo, look at the intern!
01:26:24That makes me dizzy!
01:26:34We already have two werewolves in the region!
01:26:37Well, damn it!
01:26:38But this one doesn't seem to be of very good breed, does it?
01:26:40She has hair like, like an afro, right?
01:26:47Yeah, normal, normal.
01:26:50If he's given her a narcissistic trip...
01:26:51Normal.
01:27:02But, but, damn it, what is this?
01:27:05Hey, look how...
01:27:06Ah, spread the word.
01:27:09Look at how my hand has turned out.
01:27:11Quick, quick!
01:27:11Come on, get lost!
01:27:12Come on, what's up!
01:27:16That?
01:27:18What about hair?
01:27:21He shaved me until tomorrow.
01:27:23Let's see if I haven't put blades in the machine.
01:27:25No, mother.
01:27:26No, mother.
01:27:32Come on, don't be ridiculous.
01:27:35Although I'm going to have to go to Dr. Rosado to get my legs waxed.
01:27:39Fear not, wolf intern.
01:27:41I will take care of you and you will sleep in my room.
01:27:44I like it, I like it.
01:27:45And we'll have five little wolves.
01:27:46We will give you cane and knee bones
01:27:48and we'll put an anti-parasite collar on you.
01:27:50Yours or your little one.
01:27:51Here you are.
01:27:53And a little meat, but without hormones.
01:27:58Oh, these...
01:28:30Well, this bite has done me good.
01:28:32because I wanted to be president in the next elections.
01:28:35And what does that have to do with anything?
01:28:36Don't they say we need a strong government?
01:28:38Yes, with your permission.
01:28:39Well, if you vote for me, you'll have a president with a dog's face.
01:28:42Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
01:28:44ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
01:28:44ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
01:28:47ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
01:28:49ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
01:28:57ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
01:29:22Thank you!
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