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00:05Okay, walk with me on this.
00:07Gary Wilson bought what is effectively a rotting house.
00:10According to insiders, there's a rumor that Alison Grant's parents killed her and buried her in the basement.
00:15When I confronted Gary, he said that his house had good bones.
00:19Who says that?
00:20If Gary bought this house because he's a murder enthusiast obsessed with the promise of a dead girl's bones,
00:24or he murdered Alison Grant 20 years ago.
00:30Why the fuck do you still have her phone?
00:32Get rid of it.
00:33Can I take a look at those Hinkley Hills heralds we were talking about from March 2,000?
00:37No, I'm sorry. They're still not back.
00:39There's fire. Follow my lead.
00:41What are you doing?
00:42I'm simply enjoying a bonfire on my property, which you can't seem to stay off of.
00:48That mother...
01:11Be a good girl, Darla.
01:26I swear to God, you have just taken your last dump on my lawn, Darla.
01:33I swear to God, you have just taken your last dump on my lawn.
01:39What are you doing?
01:45Is he doing to be arb0ant?
02:00You have like shelter your
02:04Call me inside
02:07I'm not leaving, there's no money too much
02:10With the hands of the devil's eyes
02:13It's a cha-cha
02:13With the hands of the devil's eyes
02:58I'm not leaving, there's no money too much
03:03She's trying
03:04She is stunning
03:06Look how good your genes are
03:08Oh, you got a little
03:14Wait a minute, lips is popping
03:17Auntie Lynn is here
03:19Thank you
03:20Oh, wow
03:23Oh, your first post-baby date
03:27You deserve this
03:29I really do
03:31Did you take a look at the PDF that Rory and I spent hours making for you?
03:34All 12 pages
03:35Including the emergency numbers in case I forget 911
03:39We'll see, that's why we put it there
03:41But we won't need that
03:43Will we, Miles?
03:45No
03:45And our first real nice time
03:47Is going to be a diaper change
03:49Yes
03:51Hey, she's got this
03:53Come on
03:55Yeah
03:56Right
03:57Keys, phone
03:59Wife
04:00Let's go, let's go
04:02Did I mention how gorgeous you look?
04:05Oh, um
04:07You got a little, um
04:08Brasad milk
04:09Get these titties all dressed up
04:11And this is how they betray me
04:13Do you want to go get changed?
04:14We've got time
04:15We have a 50-minute grace period
04:16We can't go now
04:17Do you know how long it took me to get dressed?
04:21This feels like a trick
04:22It is, watch him out
04:23I was so looking forward to this
04:26I'm just going to smell spoiled
04:29Hey, that's fine
04:30Honestly
04:31Giordano's Italian can wait
04:33I mean, if you wanted
04:35We could just send them home
04:36Get out of these clothes
04:37And put on some sharp tank
04:40You've got yourself a deal
04:43Good
04:43Because my business is scalable
05:11How are you doing down there?
05:15I feel it quietly
05:16Trying to silence me
05:18My anxiety
05:20Can't be here for me
05:22Somebody's watching me
05:24My anxiety
05:26My bones
05:38I told you the real purpose for Gary's bonfire, didn't I?
05:42Yes
05:42But why would Gary Wilson be burning library books?
05:46No, no
05:47Not library books
05:48Newspapers he checked out from the library
05:51With an article about Alison Grant
05:54And last night, while walking with Miles
05:57I saw Darla in front of Gary's house
06:00With a bone
06:02Huge bone
06:04A human-sized bone
06:06Okay, and remember the rumor
06:07About Alison Grant's parents
06:09Parrying her in the basement
06:11That's
06:13Not a coincidence
06:15What does Rob think of all this?
06:17I haven't told him
06:18He wants me to drop the Gary stuff
06:21But I know there's something up
06:22I mean, you saw the way he got pissed at Agnes
06:25When she mentioned an inspector
06:26Okay
06:27He's hiding something in there
06:31Okay
06:33Samira
06:35I know what it's like
06:38You're a new mom
06:39Our hormones have evolved
06:42To keep us in a hyper-vigilant state
06:44And of course
06:46You want to keep your baby safe
06:50I think
06:51That you
06:52Little bitch
06:54Oh
06:55If you dig up my azaleas
06:58I swear to God
06:59Get out of here
07:00You filthy
07:01Filthy
07:02Mut
07:02And don't come back
07:05With your filthy poop
07:06All over my powers
07:10I think I'm following
07:12Animal control
07:23I don't want to rush her
07:24I just feel like it would be good for her
07:26To get out of the house
07:27Yeah, but I can't believe
07:28The Geo Bros was your first offer
07:30What are you going to suggest next?
07:31Chuck E. Cheese?
07:33Dude, you gotta try Drinkly's
07:35It's where, uh
07:36It's where Hank's used to be
07:37But they got the best
07:39Fucking flatbreads
07:39I fucking love flatbreads
07:41I know
07:42We used to be out all the time
07:44We used to be fun
07:45We want to be fun together again
07:47Oh my God
07:48What?
07:48What the fuck?
07:50Never get done with
07:50You almost ate shit
07:54No, I didn't
07:55Nice ride, dude
07:56It's a quick trike
07:57And it goes really fast
07:59You want to give it a spin, Robert?
08:01Oh, uh
08:02I'm good, thanks
08:04Didn't pack my lycra
08:05And you can call me Rob
08:08Interesting
08:09But Robert
08:10Is your government
08:12Issued name
08:13No?
08:14Given to you by your parents
08:15Beverly and Donovan
08:16Fisher?
08:18Yes
08:19That is my government
08:20Given name
08:21But no one's called me that
08:22Since high school
08:23So
08:23Just Rob now
08:25An adult nickname
08:27It's quaint
08:28What's happening?
08:29Yeah, dude
08:29You want to
08:30Explain yourself?
08:32Hmm
08:32No, thank you
08:33Good day
08:36It goes
08:37Fast forward
08:38But backwards
08:40It's
08:41It's slower
08:41Oh, God
08:46Ow
08:47Are you
08:48Need to know?
08:56Gentlemen
08:58Well, this has been
08:59One of the waitest
09:00Twenty seconds of my life
09:01Yeah
09:08What was that about?
09:09Nothing
09:09Just a
09:11Friendly and productive
09:12Conversation between
09:13My fellow neighbors
09:14Nothing more
09:15Nothing less
09:15You never use that many
09:16Syllables unless
09:17You're up to something
09:18Spill it
09:19I can neither
09:20Confirm nor deny
09:21Come on
09:22You can trust me
09:26How's that knee feeling?
09:28My knee?
09:29Yeah, the other night
09:30In the woods
09:30You were having trouble
09:31With your knee
09:31Yeah
09:32And now you're out
09:34On a brisk walk
09:35Guess it's feeling better
09:38Yeah
09:38It's a chronic knee problem
09:40It comes and goes
09:42Is that something
09:43You'd maybe want to
09:45Talk over with a
09:46Trained professional
09:47Or a
09:48Very observant friend?
09:51No
09:52I see
09:57Have a good day
10:02I'll see you
10:04Yeah
10:04I don't know.
10:36Then Kendra comes back mere hours later with a new song.
10:40Then the next day, released another song.
10:43And that immediately and definitely crowned him the de facto victor.
10:48And son, that's why you don't get into a rap feud with a Pulitzer Prize winner.
10:51You know what I'm saying?
10:52It don't make no sense.
10:56Scarla!
10:58Scarla!
11:00Scarla!
11:01Scarla!
11:02Scarla!
11:02Scarla!
11:04Scarla!
11:07Scarla!
11:12Scarla!
11:18Scarla!
11:19Scarla!
11:20Scarla!
11:20Scarla!
11:21Scarla!
11:22Scarla!
11:23Scarla!
11:24Scarla!
11:25Scarla!
11:25Scarla!
11:26Scarla!
11:26Scarla!
11:27Scarla!
11:28Scarla!
11:36Oh, hello, Danny.
11:38Hiya, Lynn. Sorry to bother. We're just following up on a call from a concerned neighbor.
11:42Unhand my dog, you sniveling coward.
11:46You mean your mother-in-law?
11:48I'm afraid that's confidential.
11:52Agnes, how can you possibly think I did something to your beloved hellhound?
11:57You see? You see the vitriol?
11:59Look, we both know you didn't really do anything to the dog.
12:02I mean, this is a crazy town, USA, all right?
12:06Totally. So, if you could just let me inside, we'll have a quick look around.
12:10We can both get back to playing call duty. Sound good?
12:13No! I knew it! Guilty! She's guilty!
12:16Lynn, come on.
12:18No!
12:19What do you mean, no?
12:20You can't.
12:21Why?
12:24Did you kill the dog?
12:26Look, no.
12:28But I know my rights.
12:30And you need a warrant.
12:33You'll be such a narc.
12:34We'll be back with a warrant tomorrow.
12:37We are gonna nail your saggy little bottom.
12:40Isn't that right, Daniel?
12:43Yes, Mother.
12:47Hey, Siri, how do you get a warrant?
12:50Like, obviously I know how, but could you tell me any way for fun?
12:52As a bit?
13:04Darla!
13:05Darla!
13:06God damn it, Darla!
13:07You're gonna have to be louder than that.
13:10Darla!
13:12Best money can buy.
13:14Only a dog's ears can hear.
13:16I'll bet Agnes faked this whole thing just to get me sanctioned or repatriated or some other BS.
13:24Seriously, Lynn, what was with you two in the drama?
13:28She's jealous of me.
13:29Uh-huh.
13:30Always has been.
13:31Marty and I used to have the best parties on the block.
13:35Agnes, being a joyless harridan, used to love shutting us down.
13:40She blocked me from being on the HOA out of jealous spite.
13:43That woman will never cease to bend a bylaw to her own twisted liking.
13:50In fact, if her dog is really missing, and that is a very big if, it's her fault.
13:58Why hasn't Darla ever been written up for running around without a leash?
14:03HOA rule 14, section 12.
14:05It is in the statutes.
14:08Hey, guys, evidence spotted.
14:18D-A-F?
14:19Um, dusty as fuck.
14:21Darla Agnes Festersen?
14:23Hmm.
14:24No, don't touch it.
14:25It's right on your property line.
14:27You might as well get caught red-handed.
14:32You know, there could be a simple explanation.
14:35Darla ran into the woods, picked a fight with a posse of raccoons,
14:40and is halfway to heaven.
14:41R.I.P.
14:42Good riddance.
14:44It's a gaze.
14:45They're called the gaze of raccoons.
14:47You know, it's also on Gary's property line.
14:52What if he took the dog?
14:58Okay, I'm gonna go ahead and say it.
15:00I saw Darla sniffing around these doors multiple times.
15:05What if he took Darla?
15:09Agnes threatened him with the inspector.
15:11And we already know how he feels about people looking around his house, case in point.
15:14What if this is his revenge on her?
15:18Hmm.
15:19What if Darla's in his house right now?
15:21Oh.
15:22Well, if she is, we have to go in there and clear my good name.
15:28Yes.
15:30And save Darla.
15:32Yeah, if she's not dead yet.
15:33She's probably dead.
15:34Why would you say something like that, Todd?
15:36She's not dead, okay?
15:38And we're gonna do something now.
15:40That's right.
15:40Because no dog dies on my watch.
15:42That is a lesbian oath.
15:43We gotta go now.
15:45Maybe we should, um, maybe we should invite ourselves over for a neighborly visit.
15:50Right?
15:51Charm ourselves inside and see if we can find Darla.
15:53Yes, tonight we could go in with a belated housewarming gift as cover.
16:00Mm-hmm.
16:00And I have several bottles of room temperature mediocre Chardonnay that I am happy to re-gift.
16:06Really?
16:08You had to know sometime.
16:13Nah, I like this plan.
16:15Very Greek.
16:24Hey, my love.
16:26Hey, honey.
16:28Daddy's home.
16:29I'm ready for take two on date night.
16:33Oh, hey, little man.
16:37Daddy's gonna get white girl wasted on one-body tea.
16:42I'm sorry, babe, I can't.
16:44Oh.
16:46I'm just so tired.
16:48You know, I've been all day with Miles.
16:50I'm barely standing up now.
16:52No, I understand.
16:53But you should go out.
16:55Do something.
16:56See what Naveen's up to?
16:57No.
16:58No.
16:58Yes, yes.
16:58I'll stay here with you two.
16:59Come on, babe, I know how much you've been dying to get out.
17:02Really?
17:03I did.
17:04I had my best.
17:05Shut up.
17:05I'm not wasting my fuck me shit on Naveen.
17:07You've been amazing and you deserve to go and have some fun.
17:11I guess I could go for, like, one tiny day.
17:14Yes!
17:15I'm not sure if Naveen's even gonna be...
17:18I don't know.
17:19Naveen is free.
17:20I swear that guy's in our walls or something.
17:23I'll go.
17:24Have a good time.
17:25I mean it.
17:26Okay.
17:28Daddy's gonna go get lit.
17:31I won't.
17:32I'll just have one glass of wine and then fall asleep.
17:36This could backfire.
17:38Yeah, but I want to do this for you.
17:40And Darla.
17:42And Darla.
17:45And Darla.
17:52See you soon.
17:53Be careful.
18:08Be careful.
18:12Be careful.
18:12Be careful.
18:13Be careful.
18:15Be careful.
18:17Be careful.
18:19Oh, thank you.
18:20Be careful.
18:24Oh, thank you.
18:25Hey, let's go.
18:25Good.
18:26Oh, thanks.
18:26It's a good one.
18:32Hello?
18:35Anyone home?
18:41He's not home.
18:42Why would he leave his door open if he's not home?
18:45Maybe we can check for him in the back.
18:47Or the basement.
18:49Maybe he's washing his body.
18:52Like taking a shower?
18:53Yeah, I mean, whatever you...
18:55Why don't we pop in and find out?
18:57You can't just break in, Samira.
19:00From a legal standpoint, we're not breaking in.
19:02Okay, we're walking into an unlocked house.
19:05Yeah, but is that legal?
19:07It's not a felony.
19:08We have wine.
19:10We'll announce ourselves.
19:14Think about Darla.
19:22Let's go, then.
19:30Hello?
19:33Gary, it's your neighbors.
19:35It's your friendly neighbors.
19:38Announcing ourselves.
19:40And we wanted to apologize for, um...
19:44Our recent intrusive behavior.
19:48Not cool.
19:48We've also brought you four bottles of the same wine.
19:57Shit.
19:58Probably just a draft.
19:59This place gives me the heebie-jeebies.
20:06It's...
20:07It's all the same.
20:08What do you mean?
20:09The furniture.
20:10It's all the same staging furniture from the open house.
20:13Gary didn't change one thing.
20:15That's so odd.
20:17If Todd says it's odd, what do you think it means?
20:20I think it means he's not planning on staying very long.
20:26Maybe that's the door to the basement.
20:32Come on.
20:33Darla could be this way.
20:36Darla?
20:37Here, girl.
20:41Yep, I just peed a little.
20:52He's here.
20:59It's a good garlic customer.
21:07It's a good garlic, baby, baby, take that.
21:11I love the way that you're moving, correct?
21:14Yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:16She wanted to eat it.
21:17Believe it.
21:18She wanted to eat it.
21:19Now, I need to put it down.
21:20Honestly, I don't like it.
21:24Wow.
21:25This place is unrecognizable.
21:28Do you remember how sticky the floors used to be?
21:30Mm-hmm.
21:31And that pinball machine that they had over there in the corner.
21:33Yeah, remember that thing gave me a snap infection?
21:35Dude, never forget.
21:38R.I.P. Hanks, man.
21:39That place had a certain unsanitary charm.
21:43This is, dare I say, kind of hip.
21:44Right?
21:45I mean, it sort of has that jubilant and slightly horny energy,
21:48like a local bar on the night before Thanksgiving.
21:50Oh, yo.
21:52Check it.
21:53I'm glad that guy survived the regime change.
21:55You know, he worked for Hank for a few years.
21:56Oh, yeah.
21:57Afro beats in Hinkley Hills.
22:00Come on, man.
22:01I wonder if they'd let me do a DJ residency.
22:04You know, maybe this place has genuinely changed.
22:07Ravine the peace.
22:08I spoke too soon.
22:09Ah, good old Benedict Cumberbatch.
22:11Ah, still a classic.
22:13You two lovebirds on a date, huh?
22:15And that cute little shirt.
22:16Mm, that's cute.
22:18That's kind of homophobic, dude.
22:19Come on, don't be such a snowflake.
22:21Mind if I join you?
22:22It's a two-top, so...
22:23Yeah, I mean, there's a stuff in French.
22:25I love a few.
22:27I freaking love this place, huh?
22:29It's my home away from home.
22:31Don't get me wrong.
22:32I love being with a fan, but as men, we got to be let off the leash.
22:36You know, biologically wired to wander.
22:38That's just science.
22:40You learned that from a podcast?
22:41Yeah.
22:44So, Roborella, how's dad like treating you?
22:47Yeah, you know, it's a bit of a learning curve, but we're figuring it out.
22:52I hear you.
22:53Those first few months after Ainsley was born, Lauren started secretly burning her mail.
22:58All of it.
23:00She thought I was being laced with the anthrax.
23:01What, really?
23:02Yeah, I lost a lot of good sports history that year.
23:05But hey, it's a postpartum for you.
23:08Shit is real.
23:09Yeah, I mean, it is.
23:13Sometimes I wish I could just crawl inside my wife's head.
23:17Wait, I might know what she needed from me.
23:22Don't feel bad.
23:24It's not your fault.
23:25Women are complex, beautiful creatures.
23:29Evolutionarily designed for resilience.
23:32Most men can't even begin to comprehend what help her does to a woman.
23:37Yeah, that's, um...
23:39Wow.
23:42Which is why you gotta lay down the law, make them listen to reason.
23:45Otherwise, those crazy bitches, they're never gonna stop burning the mail.
23:48You feel me?
23:49I like that last.
23:49Almost had us in the first half.
23:51All right, I got the next round.
23:52What do you two ladies want?
23:54Rosés?
23:56Roasted!
23:58I feel like I've been emotionally wedged.
24:02Let's go check upstairs.
24:04What?
24:04No, I think we should fuck the fuck off.
24:12I'm with Todd.
24:13Fuck the fuck off.
24:14Come on.
24:14We're already here.
24:16Let's go check for Darla.
24:18I feel like that.
24:23Bye.
24:25Bye.
24:28Hope.
24:31Bye.
24:35Bye.
24:36Bye.
24:39Bye.
24:41Bye.
24:44Bye.
24:46Bye.
24:47Bye.
24:48Bye.
24:57you guys
25:00Darla is not here
25:02okay
25:03we made a valiant try
25:05but we need to get out of here
25:16who are you
25:17why are you in my house
25:18who are we
25:18who are you
25:20Betsy
25:22Betsy Wilson
25:24Gary's wife
25:24wife
25:25he has a wife
25:28we are so sorry
25:31this is a misunderstanding
25:33we're your neighbors
25:36hello neighbor
25:38hi
25:39I'm Samira
25:40Dana
25:42Dana Richards
25:43Todd Mann
25:451D2N
25:46we wanted to bring a gift by
25:49to welcome Gary
25:50you both
25:51to the neighborhood
25:52the front door was unlocked
25:55it's not a crime
25:57but it is a security breach
25:59and concerning
26:00that's right
26:01so we knew
26:02we needed to come in
26:03and make sure that you
26:04were safe
26:07you said you brought a gift
26:09yes
26:09we brought a bouquet of wine
26:12for us to all share together
26:14as neighbors in fellowship
26:17get ready for the puns
26:18we'll have a shardy party
26:19if you will
26:20join us
26:22it's Shiblia grape time
26:23we were gonna bring red
26:25but we were like
26:26maybe pinot
26:27peanut
26:29we're working on that one
26:36after you
26:40after us
26:52you know we
26:54we had no idea
26:55that Gary was married
26:57because
26:58you know
26:58we haven't seen you around
27:01are you married?
27:02oh yes
27:03very happily married
27:04to
27:04my wife Julia
27:06haven't seen her around
27:08much either
27:10well she's been away
27:17cute picture
27:18is that your family?
27:21it came with the frame
27:27so how did you and Gary made?
27:29online
27:30okay
27:32been together a while?
27:34we're newlyweds
27:36oh
27:36yeah
27:37just like me and my husband
27:38we've been married for
27:39eight months
27:40city all wedding
27:41we also have a ten week old
27:42you do the math
27:43that's my story
27:45what about you?
27:49I'm not pregnant
27:50if that's what you're asking
27:53same here
27:55you do the math
27:57and the science
27:58it's not gonna happen
28:00unless I paid
28:01to do it
28:02you know
28:04or
28:06informally
28:06with a friend
28:07just
28:08stop
28:08stop
28:10whoa
28:11the wine just hit me there
28:12oh
28:13you actually have anything to eat?
28:15I might need something to soak up the alcohol
28:17before I
28:18stumble
28:19you want a snack?
28:23snacks
28:24we love snacks
28:28let me see what I can whip up
28:30thank you Betsy
28:31yes
28:32I hope she makes burgers
28:37let's poke round Beth Fisher's house
28:41snooping like a little mouse
28:48shh
28:49don't tell anyone
28:52here you go
28:54here you go
29:20what do we have here Mr. Miles?
29:24should we see what Don's
29:27investment portfolio is?
29:29hmm?
29:35oh
29:35what's this?
29:412005
29:53Robert shows a proclivity towards
29:56violence
30:00prone to outbursts
30:03and antisocial behavior
30:05it's clear he doesn't have many friends
30:08the patient's most overwhelming emotion is rage
30:15Rob?
30:17our Rob
30:25I mean
30:26is it gauche to ask for a promotion in this climate?
30:30Megan's parents paid for the house
30:31but
30:31it's still gonna be hard to live the Brie and Hamon Niberica lifestyle
30:34that I'm accustomed to on one salary
30:37hey don't look now
30:38but
30:39I think you've got a little admirer over there
30:41that is giving you some serious pupil action
30:43what time?
30:4510 o'clock
30:47subtle
30:50that is not subtle
30:57she's not looking at me dude
30:58yes she is
30:59no
30:59no she's not
31:00hey can you stop being such a wet flannel?
31:02I know the split's new
31:03but this could be a good opportunity for you
31:05oh my god she's coming over
31:06okay cool
31:06do not talk about your DJ
31:08hi
31:09dance hall
31:09R&B
31:10hip hop
31:11stuff like that
31:11uh
31:12uh
31:13uh
31:13uh
31:13I DJ
31:14oh sorry hi
31:15uh
31:16what up
31:17I'm so sorry to interrupt
31:19um
31:20well we actually signed up for next game
31:23oh
31:23oh shoot
31:24we totally
31:25stole your spot
31:26no no no no no no rush
31:27no rush
31:27I just wanted to let you know that we're next
31:30and um
31:30I'm actually
31:32down to play
31:33whoever wins
31:35good thing my middle name is winner
31:37uh
31:39I was hoping for that
31:41I'm
31:42I'm Kate
31:43and
31:43oh sorry
31:44what's your first name?
31:45Naveen
31:46um
31:47you know what
31:47let me clean this up
31:48and uh
31:50buy you a drink
31:51and we can get a game going
31:54yeah
31:54yeah
31:55yeah
31:56yeah
31:56okay
31:57alright
32:01I think that is my cue to leave you to it
32:03maybe it is
32:06you got this
32:10oh
32:10quite the presentation
32:12fancy
32:19sardine
32:24are you still hungry?
32:28because if not
32:29I should probably
32:29yes
32:29starving
32:31right guys
32:32aren't you?
32:34not me
32:35I'm trying to cut back
32:36on what?
32:38well that's fine
32:39because I love it
32:40it's great for breastfeeding
32:42you know
32:42oily fish with all the
32:44omegas
32:46oh
32:47slippery
32:48little sucker
32:53mmm
32:54yum yum
32:54yum yum yum
33:02mmm
33:03mmm
33:04it's a little baby buddy
33:05crunching
33:06grim de la grim
33:10yeah
33:10shit
33:11I'll give it a try
33:14whoa
33:16my hands are so oily
33:18don't you hate when that happens
33:19Dana
33:19you want to come to the bathroom with me
33:21while I wash my hands
33:22I might need
33:22an extra
33:23set of hands
33:27yes
33:27I would be glad to
33:28and that way
33:29I'll know where the bathroom is
33:31in case I have to go to the bathroom
33:32which I will
33:33because I have a tiny bladder
33:35it's at the top of the stairs
33:36great
33:38mmm
33:40kind of just slides right down
33:42huh
33:44let's try the basement
33:47are you sure it's this way
33:49no
33:58oh
34:03dust in my throat
34:05you know I should probably go check on your friend
34:07you know the paint
34:08you know the paint in the library
34:10is an interesting hue
34:13is that pink
34:14or is it tea rose
34:15or
34:16I'd say it's more of a flesh
34:20the pacing
34:21Darla
34:25after you
34:47yeah
34:49yeah
34:52Darla?
34:57Darla?
34:59Your girl?
35:02Darla?
35:07Oh, my goodness.
35:10She's really in there.
35:12Darla?
35:13What are you talking about?
35:15It's the grave of Alison Grant.
35:28Darla?
35:28Quick, we don't have a lot of time.
35:30Samira, what is going on?
35:32Remember when I told you Alison Grant's parents killed her and buried her in the basement?
35:36Well, allegedly, I thought. But yes?
35:41Wait.
35:43What about Darla?
35:44Did you bring us here under false pretenses?
35:47We're still looking for Darla and Alison, who I think Darla partially found because I saw her the other night
35:54with a bone nut that she got from Gary's trash can.
36:00Do you mean that Gary might have killed that girl?
36:02Maybe.
36:03And then he killed Darla because she knew too much? She didn't ask for that. She just went to shit
36:08in someone's yard.
36:09He did say the house had good bones.
36:11Oh, another meaning of the real estate term.
36:13That bastard bought this house as a trophy so he could bask in his terrible crime.
36:20Exactly. And destroy the evidence. Anything he can get his hands on. Anything he can disinter.
36:26Why didn't you tell us about any of this?
36:28I didn't want you to think I'm crazy.
36:31I need to prove it to myself. I need to know I'm not losing my mind.
36:35You believe me, don't you, Dana?
36:40What do you think?
36:53Proper form. Soft elbows. Bent knees. 20 years of topsoil and annual moisture.
36:58The remains are likely skeletal and they're probably in pieces, so investigate all solid things.
37:06Let's go.
37:08So you chose not to add any new decor or personal touches to your home?
37:14Oh. Well, we thought we'd finish fixing up the place.
37:20You're going to need permits here. You know, historical landmark and what have you.
37:30Why don't you go outside?
37:33I'm allergic to the sun.
37:45Hey.
37:46Oh.
37:47Oh, Jesus. Rob. You startled me.
37:54Why, Samira?
37:56Samira.
37:58I think I hit something.
38:00The bone?
38:01It's hard.
38:04And wet.
38:05What?
38:10Shit.
38:11It's a pipe.
38:20I like the wallpaper.
38:23Do you see all the eyes?
38:27All the eyes on the wall looking back at us?
38:32I've always seen the eyes.
38:42I often think I'm the only one who sees the things I see.
38:47How do you mean?
38:49Oh, you know, a detail.
38:52But here we are, seeing the same thing.
39:06She had to run errands.
39:11What?
39:11Now?
39:13It's nearly ten o'clock.
39:16You're not angry, are you?
39:24Oh.
39:26Hi.
39:30Maybe we put a bunch of dirt on top and see if I'll soak it all up.
39:34This is where it's a trap.
39:35Let's do it.
39:55Oh, hi.
40:06Okay, good night.
40:08She'll be back any minute.
40:11I know it.
40:12What the hell?
40:15Um, I just want you to know that we all think of you as a very kind, gentle, even-keeled
40:24person.
40:25Right, yeah, okay.
40:26Good night, then.
40:46Well, thanks for stopping by, neighbors.
40:50Let's not do this again soon.
40:52And I'll send you a bill for the pipe.
41:04Darla!
41:05My sweet baby!
41:07He saved the dog!
41:09Come here, baby!
41:11Oh, baby girl.
41:12Oh, my baby, you're home.
41:15Here's your favorite bone.
41:17Yeah, she was just wandering Asheville Crescent.
41:19Thank you so much, all.
41:21Oh, my hero, you brought me my baby.
41:24Oh, thank you.
41:25Come on, baby girl.
41:26Come on.
41:28Come on.
41:30Great.
41:31Now he's a hero.
41:33A dog saved is a dog saved.
41:37I sense this somehow peeves you.
41:40I guess you're off the hook now.
41:43I guess I am.
41:45Hey, I learned that I like sardines.
41:49So, you know, win-win.
41:51I'm gonna go soak my blisters.
41:54Todd, come help me.
41:56Come on.
42:07Oh, thanks for the wine.
42:16Thanks for the wine.
42:18I mean, put aside the fact that you lied to me about going out tonight.
42:21You broke into the house of the guy.
42:23There was no breaking, just entering.
42:26Okay.
42:26Of a guy who has already called the cops on you, and then you start vandalizing his property.
42:32Why were you even in there?
42:33I was looking for Agnes' dog.
42:35Agnes couldn't look after her own dog.
42:37For God's sake, Samira.
42:39This was so reckless and dangerous and illegal.
42:43He could have called the cops on you again.
42:47You could have been hurt.
42:49But I'm okay, and he didn't.
42:52I also feel like you're glossing over this whole secret wife thing.
42:56He has a woman stashed in his house like a doll.
42:59She's not the one breaking into people's houses and ripping up their basements.
43:02You don't understand.
43:03No, I don't.
43:06So, help me.
43:08Please, help me to understand.
43:10Okay.
43:12Maybe it's not about the dog.
43:14What, then?
43:17I know.
43:19I know something's wrong.
43:21That guy is up to something, and I need you to believe me.
43:25What do you think he's up to?
43:28Sticking up Alison Grant's bones.
43:35Samira, I have told you.
43:37That is just a rumor.
43:39Do you know what he was burning in that bonfire the other night?
43:42I don't know.
43:43Logs.
43:44Newspapers.
43:45Yeah, it's kindling.
43:45That's how people start fires.
43:47Newspapers from 2005, Rob.
43:50Newspapers about her, about Alison Grant.
43:53What?
43:54Why didn't you tell me this?
43:56I was trying to find information online, and I couldn't.
43:59And I started digging.
44:01It was burning evidence about her death.
44:04You have to know that there is...
44:05Enough!
44:06Okay?
44:06It was 20 years ago.
44:08Her body isn't down there.
44:10So just drop it.
44:19I'm sorry.
44:21I'm sorry.
44:22I'm sorry.
44:23I'm just tired.
44:31I'm sorry.
44:35Samira, I'm sorry.
44:36It's okay.
44:37It's okay.
44:38Consider it dropped.
44:44So she thought the dead girl's bones were down there?
44:48I mean, I get the instinct.
44:51The vibes radiating off of Gary.
44:54I don't like him.
44:55He's the kind of person that you want to hold your breath when he walks by.
44:58And if he called the cops on me...
45:01Oh, man, I would hold that grudge until the end of time.
45:04Yeah.
45:05Don't get me started on nightgown lady in the house, either.
45:09In a way, she kind of reminds me of you.
45:12What do you mean?
45:14Well, just in that she can't leave the house, and you don't leave the cul-de-sac.
45:20Of course I leave the cul-de-sac.
45:22No, you don't.
45:23I would see it.
45:24I mean, I see everything.
45:30It's just, I...
45:33I like having clear boundaries set.
45:36No surprises.
45:37I know what to expect.
45:38And then I don't worry.
45:41Okay?
45:42Agoraphobia is kind of at odds with your rambunctious live-laugh-love personality, no?
45:49Yeah, well, people are complicated.
45:51For example, I wouldn't guess that adult Charlie Brown would be deeply into avant-garde Japanese workwear,
46:00but we all contain multitudes, don't we?
46:07Okay.
46:08Showed you mine.
46:09You gotta show me yours.
46:10Show you my what?
46:12Your big secret from yesterday.
46:14Come on.
46:15Well, I found a police report.
46:18And?
46:18Let's just say it's not Gary that we need to be worried about.
46:26It's Rob.
46:42One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do.
46:52You can be as bad as one.
46:56It's the loneliest number since the number one.
47:10It's the loneliest number since the loneliest number one.
47:12And I know is the saddest experience you'll ever know.
47:20Yes, it's as sad as it's the end you'll ever know
47:29Because one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
47:39Because one is the loneliest number that you'll ever know
47:50Because one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
47:53Just grabbing some water
47:58Because one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
48:07Because one is the loneliest number that you'll ever know
48:15One is the loneliest number one
48:20Is the loneliest number one
48:24Is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
48:32Because one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
49:02This one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
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