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00:00We wanted Nolan off-planet so we could investigate him for the murders without arousing his suspicion.
00:05What does sending Mark away get us?
00:07A chance to see what this kid can do.
00:09More importantly, if his heart's in the right place.
00:12Who the hell are you?
00:14Where are you going?
00:15You know, it's deserty.
00:17You don't know where you're going.
00:18Go, go, go, go, go!
00:19Please don't lose interest in you, Austin.
00:21Hey, Cecil? You missed a spot?
00:24Left that one there as a reminder.
00:26And when you prove yourselves worthy of the heroes who came before you, it'll get cleaned off.
00:32Murdered seven people.
00:34Wife already suspects.
00:36Domidari!
00:37You didn't listen to me when I told you to drop the goddamn case!
00:41Nothing to worry about.
00:43Everything's fine.
01:24Huh?
01:24Come on.
02:21Come on.
02:24Come on.
03:00Come on.
03:01Get out of here.
03:02Fine.
03:13Tell Mr. Liu next time I find him on our turf, I won't be so gentle.
03:20That message was for you.
03:23Don't be stupid, kid.
03:24I'm cutting you a-
03:29Go!
03:32Oh, shit.
03:37This time I'm ready, invincible!
03:45I surround you.
03:46I surround you.
03:51Yo!
03:52Roll that back!
03:53Huh?
03:54I surround you.
03:54Ah, this guy is dope!
04:01Hey!
04:09Yes, I'm 20 minutes late, but there's no way you're gonna be mad at me.
04:13And how do you figure that?
04:14Because I brought you Japanese cheesecake?
04:18You went all the way across town to get cheesecake.
04:22Yep.
04:22To make up for being late, because you went across town to get cheesecake.
04:27Is that crazy?
04:28Yeah, it kind of is.
04:31I mean, I could take it back, but that'll probably just make me even more late.
04:50Hey!
04:51What did we ever do to you?
04:54Kevin, shut up!
04:55Leave it alone!
05:05There's a place on 3rd and Parkland.
05:08They'll put you up for a few weeks.
05:19You're welcome!
05:20Just trying to keep the city safe.
05:23Behind you!
05:24What?
05:24Oh, crap.
05:30Hi.
05:31Don't be scared.
05:32I got this.
05:32But, uh, I guess get your stuff.
05:35Sorry about your apartment.
05:3745 minutes late!
05:39It won't happen again, Mr. Sayer.
05:41But it has, Grayson.
05:42You've been late 12 times in the past 3 months.
05:44I'm sorry, but I'm docking your ships.
05:48You know what?
05:50Don't bother.
05:52I quit.
05:53What?!
05:54Mr. Sayer?
05:54There's a rat in the mayonnaise again.
05:56Do I look like I can't, Sam?
06:01Grayson?
06:03Grayson?
06:06I'll have the cash tomorrow, I swear.
06:08Tell your boss I need more time.
06:10There isn't any more time, Gary.
06:12Take it all.
06:13Take everything I got.
06:24Take it all.
06:26Take everything I got.
06:30Oh, God.
06:31The gravity bomb!
06:32Where is it?
06:33I'll never tell!
06:37Yeah.
06:39Now what?
06:40Mark, you have to scare him.
06:42Make him think you'll actually drop him.
06:44I can hear you!
06:45I don't know.
06:46That seems mean.
06:47All right, here.
06:48I'll show you.
06:51There.
06:51See?
06:51Now he'll tell me everything.
06:53Okay, but you're gonna catch him, right?
06:56Yeah.
06:57Give me a second.
07:12Uh, Principal Winslow.
07:14Uh, hi.
07:16Mr. Grayson.
07:17If you're planning to attend college, we need to have a conversation about your recent attendance issues.
07:26Uh, what if I'm not planning to attend college?
07:43Freeze!
07:44Your lives weren't minimum wage.
07:46Or do you want to fire your guns in the air so you tried your best and we all walk
07:50away happy?
07:51And alive.
08:11Hey, can't make it tonight. Just got hit by something.
08:16You're standing me up? You tread on dangerous ground, my friend.
08:20It'll be worth the wait to see me on my best behavior.
08:25Do not miss dinner with my mom on Thursday if you value everything you hold dear, Mark Grayson.
08:32Not for the end of the world.
08:38Seriously?
08:55Not even scratched? Not bad for a guy with gravel for figures.
09:11Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's-that's nice. That's-that works nicely.
09:16That's the last of it. Paid in full. I'm done.
09:20Mmm, nah.
09:23Nah.
09:24See, Titan, your problem is-
09:26You're too useful. You get shit done.
09:30You take bullets like a champ and don't even whine about it.
09:34Unlike someone else in the room.
09:36It was one fucking time I said-
09:38Shut the hell up!
09:40Yeah, yeah, sometimes you let people live when they need to die.
09:43But man, you make an impact.
09:46If you didn't just finish paying off your debt, we'd be talking bonus time.
09:51I don't need your money anymore.
09:52Sure you do. Come on, like you're gonna go clean?
09:55Work the Fry's station at Burger Mart? That ship has sailed, amigo.
09:59This is your life now. This is what you do.
10:02No, it's not.
10:04You're a walking pile of rocks. You break heads. That's it. That's all. Own it already.
10:11See, I know you're gonna keep working for me. The question is, how painful do you want it to be?
10:18What are you doing?
10:19What? You think you can just punch your way out of this?
10:23I know where your family lives, and that means you work for me until I say you're fucking done.
10:33Yeah, see? See?
10:36Impressive shit like that is exactly why I'm never letting you go.
10:42Plus, now you gotta pay for the desk, too. This was imported Italian maple.
10:50No.
11:16Now just throw it back into space.
11:30How's it feel to save the world? Or at least the country. By the way, that was a small one.
11:35That was a small one?
11:37Yeah. You should have seen the asteroid I diverted a few years ago. The size of Texas.
11:42Oh, crap. I gotta run, Dad.
11:44Hey, whatever that is, your training is more important. Big picture, right?
11:50I know, but it's Amber.
11:52Mark, we talked about this.
11:54Dad.
11:56This one time, okay?
11:57Yes!
11:59Born in love. Born in love.
12:02Born in love. Wish I never did it. I don't wanna love.
12:06I know I'm a little late.
12:09I brought dessert.
12:11Ugh.
12:14Okay. That's fair.
12:17You were right. Your mom is a great cook.
12:20You should have told her that yourself. During dinner. Two hours ago.
12:25I tried to text you.
12:26Am I important to you, Mark?
12:28Uh, yeah. Of course.
12:30Well, it really doesn't feel like it.
12:32Half the time we make plans, you're late.
12:34Or you cancel, or you just don't show, and your excuses suck.
12:37Hold on.
12:38But then you pick up the sushi I like.
12:40Or you leave a note in my locker.
12:42Or you surprise me after class.
12:44And you're not a bad kisser.
12:46But that doesn't make it okay if you keep doing it.
12:50And tonight was just definitely not okay.
12:54This was three months.
12:55This was meeting my mom.
12:57It's just, I have these family responsibilities.
13:01I help my dad with work.
13:04It's hard making it all fit.
13:06Sure, that's fine.
13:08Then make that choice.
13:10But then this?
13:11I'm not doing this anymore.
13:13I've been down this road before, and once was enough.
13:16Hold on.
13:17Why?
13:18Because...
13:19I'm, uh...
13:20You're what?
13:23I'm...
13:26I'm gonna do better. I promise.
13:29Prove it.
13:44Hey, Dad.
13:44Mark.
13:45I'm watching the elephant rob a store downtown.
13:47He'd be perfect practice for you.
13:49I'm not really in the mood.
13:51Mark.
13:53Okay.
13:54I'm coming.
13:55That's my boy.
14:14I'm…
14:19What?
14:20What?
14:20We're getting down.
14:20Well, that's what we got to do.
14:20We got nothing together.
14:21I know…
14:23Oh, alright.
14:32Did somebody ask for Butterscotch Ripple?
14:34Daddy!
14:39Mommy, he got my text.
14:41Good.
14:42Means we still have service.
14:46We're not out, are we?
14:49Messa, it's not that simple.
14:51Don't.
14:55Get the fuck out of here.
14:57Get your stupid shit out of here.
15:00Stop taking them out.
15:01Hey, what the fuck?
15:04I want to sit with you.
15:06Wait, baby, let me out.
15:13Daddy, look.
15:15A superhero.
15:19Is he a good guy?
15:21That's what people say.
15:23Are you a good guy?
15:26I am.
15:28What's his name?
15:29Him?
15:30He calls himself.
15:51He calls himself.
15:56Seven dead, one alive.
15:59Your husband.
16:01Hey, Debbie.
16:02Jesus.
16:03What was the name of that place in Bordeaux?
16:05The one with the chocolate pastry thingies?
16:07Uh, eclair d'Andre.
16:10That's it.
16:11Thanks, sweetie.
16:28Hey, I need my costume back.
16:30I don't care how torn up it is.
16:32It's classified, and I want it back.
16:34Go get it.
16:35Now.
16:40I don't need to tell you when I break up with someone.
16:43The only, and I mean only reason, I agreed to you being a superhero was because Rex was there to
16:49take care of you.
16:49I can take care of myself.
16:51Your father only means that we liked Rex very much, and we felt good that he was keeping you safe.
16:58But now that you're not even part of a team...
17:01Rex cheated on me.
17:02Teen team broke up.
17:04They're both over.
17:05It happens.
17:06Forgive him.
17:07What?
17:07All guys make mistakes.
17:09Don't be a...
17:14You're an 18-year-old girl.
17:17You can't do this hero bullshit on your own.
17:21You shouldn't be doing it at all.
17:23One, I can do anything I want on my own.
17:26Literally.
17:27I can rearrange atoms on a molecular level like it's easy.
17:30And two, I'm not even sure I want to do this anymore.
17:33Good.
17:34It's about time.
17:36That includes this stupid family.
17:39Oh, no.
17:40Oh.
17:44Samantha.
17:45Don't you leave that door there.
17:49Woo-hoo!
17:53Huh?
17:57Huh?
17:58Huh?
17:59Huh?
18:00Huh?
18:00Huh?
18:00Huh?
18:00Huh?
18:06What the hell?
18:11Oh, no.
18:22Huh?
18:24Huh?
18:34you missed a few letters paint costs money you got a long ass name oh you're that guy i stopped
18:41from robbing a bank a few months ago my name's titan oh you're you're out for revenge fine
18:49let's do this i didn't call you here to fight because i'd win you got lucky sure i did
18:56i called you here because i need your help why would i help you you're a criminal you don't even
19:01know what that word means uh pretty sure i do no you don't i'm not a criminal i just owed
19:08one money
19:08and now i can't get out so so aren't you a hero helping people and taking down bad guys yeah
19:14so help me take down my boss they don't get any worse than him who's your boss machine head
19:21that's not a real name of course you haven't heard of him you're a rich kid from the suburbs
19:26what no i'm you don't know come on man machine head runs this city if it's illegal and it makes
19:34money it's his and what people need to die to keep it that way he's got muscle like me to
19:39take care of
19:40yeah yeah i'm more like a big picture superhero saving the planet stuff like that why don't you
19:45give a fight force a call sure man just fly away forget about everyone else down here
19:50let me show you what you don't see from up there what like right now you got somewhere to be
20:00this is not a party for me either man
20:09machine head owns the trash company uses it to ferry drugs to stash houses all over the city
20:21machine head owns this whole block he pays off inspector so he doesn't have to fix you
20:25then burns them for insurance money if anyone's inside at the time too bad
20:37which one's machine head getting i'm getting
20:44isotope let's go what the hell was that his pet
20:57you help me take down machine head you help real people with real lives think about that next
21:02time you fight some stupid elephant man or whatever why'd you borrow money from machine head anyway
21:07it wasn't for me
21:15daddy
21:24i know i can take machine head he's just a criminal with a special head but he does have this
21:30right
21:30hand man uh isa isotope or something i don't know who can teleport him away if i'm not careful
21:37mom can you pass the potatoes please mom sorry
21:44i don't know do you think i should help this titan guy out you'd be making a huge mistake what
21:50why
21:51because he's using you i'm not an idiot dad i know when someone's lying titan never wanted to be a
21:57criminal in the first place he has a family i think his daughter's sick even if that was true you're
22:03a
22:03viltrumite okay you fought off an alien invasion saved the country from an asteroid this is beneath you
22:13mom you know that sometimes people aren't who they appear to be exactly listen to your mother
22:18you help this guy you're gonna learn a very painful lesson but i also know that helping someone is
22:25never beneath you
22:28i'm gonna sleep on this fine
22:45who wants a beer there are no alcoholic beverages in guardian headquarters there were no alcoholic
22:53beverages in guardian headquarters first thing i fixed it was done had to throw out whatever scanner
22:59or computer was in that spot though oh no i hope that wasn't your girlfriend robot up top
23:06i didn't wanna be crying but i just flashed told her i can i can i can i can i
23:10can i can i can
23:10i can kill myself the reverend and the priest both tried to get myself
23:14i'm 25. nothing like an ice cold brew after you crawled through someone's inner ear
23:22dude what the hell two dozen civilians are in the hospital right now because we fought like six
23:29individual assholes instead of a team pull up the fight
23:42you see this rex this right here i know what a bus looks like this is where you messed up
23:47you and monster girl both so caught up in your own little prize fights that you let this entire bus
23:52of civilians crash it had kids on it man what were we supposed to do you pop the tires on
24:02the bus
24:02blow that concrete to gravel to slow it down so monster girl can stop it and save lives that is
24:08what
24:08you were supposed to do duplicate next time we're in this situation i want you to think about
24:16containment if you had cloned a perimeter around king lizard here you could have held him back
24:20while shrinking rate took care of his snake gunner whatever the hell he called it snake-a-raider
24:25you called it his snake-a-raider no forget this we did our best and we won so whatever you
24:33don't
24:33even have powers old man say that one more time son why forget your hearing aid grandpa okay okay stop
24:41he's not wrong rex fuck this good debrief everyone as usual i'll be the only person who actually
24:50sacrificed something since i'm now a week younger than i was yesterday can you believe these punks
24:58some of them
25:02why would you tell mark that saving lives is beneath him other people save lives mark saves millions he
25:09needs to think big and you're not helping i'm not helping you don't understand the choices we have
25:14to make you're not a superhero when you first came here you didn't know anything about humans or our
25:20society or what was important to us and i taught you all that i showed you how to be a
25:26hero here and
25:27suddenly you think i can't do that for mark that's not what i meant i just i think mark is
25:33putting his
25:34trust in someone he shouldn't instead of listening to me to us even when we disagree
25:43he's only been a hero for a few months he thinks he knows everything i just don't want him to
25:49make
25:49a choice he'll regret neither do i this is all going so quickly i didn't think it'd be this difficult
26:03well that sucked this superhero thing is destroying my gpa like you'll ever need to find mongolia on a map
26:10i know right no you do need to know that i'm not kidding it's really important that you can find
26:15places from the air oh yeah right you okay you look down you ever read about those kids who get
26:24kicked
26:24out of the house at 16 and wish it was you uh no not really do you want to talk
26:32about it yes no i don't
26:35know i i just don't know what i'm doing anymore mark hey you slow down tiger you're still on my
26:42shit list you're coming tonight right hey eve of course i'm coming do not stand me up on this
26:50okay it won't only be me counting on you this time mark volunteered to help me at the backwell community
26:55center downtown we do dinners twice a week for anyone who's hungry i'm impressed do not be he owes me
27:02backwell's like my second home i used to hang there after school till my mom was done working
27:06changed my life it's on third street right low brick building yeah 7 p.m oh man gotta run i
27:14told my
27:14mom i'd help with an open house i'll see you there bye eve you want to come tonight we could
27:21use the help
27:21um i wish i could but too busy saving the world hmm not anymore actually no excuse then
27:31you and mark are pretty close has he been acting weird lately what do you mean he's late all the
27:38time
27:38or doesn't show and then lies about why at least i think he's lying i don't know if i can
27:42deal with it
27:43much longer guys are dicks but mark's one of the good ones yeah his time management is awful but he's
27:51super into you you're all he talks about really well thanks for that see you tonight yeah the only place
28:02we're guaranteed to find machine head is 60 stories up the room is lined with windows but they're bomb
28:08proof or something there's a whole team of ex-military assholes patrolling the place packing the latest
28:13shit too which is why you need me i'm tough but i'm not stupid can't the teleporter guy just pull
28:22machine head out once we get close i took care of isotope how he's got a girl he sees a
28:27couple of times a
28:28week i paid her extra to keep them there all evening what oh okay so we break into the penthouse
28:36and grab
28:37machine head then what don't you got friends who can keep a guy like him off the street i could
28:42take
28:42him to the global defense agency see doing good already hero that was your daughter back at beckwell
28:50community center right what's her name fiona you guys go there often that's her second home
29:07okay i'm in but we have to make it quick i've got plans later tonight
29:29i almost forgot how good i look
30:05welcome to the world of the living
30:07clone. Don't start. I'm the original. So the process was a success. I'll never understand
30:16why you do that. Stop, please. I'm not here to fight. Not the replication chamber, idiot!
30:32As I was trying to say, I need your expertise in tissue growth and DNA replication. I'll
30:40make it worth your while.
30:52Hi, honey. If you have a sec, could you pick up a few things for dinner? Well, I was thinking
30:57some tagliatelle from that restaurant in Rome, and maybe that wine from Provence, the rosƩ.
31:04Yeah. Thanks, sweetie. Love you.
31:31What am I doing?
31:46What am I doing?
31:48What am I doing?
31:49What am I doing?
32:14Machine head!
32:15Get up. We're taking you in.
32:21Hey! It's over. You're way out of your league.
32:25Carry the two...
32:27Oh, hello, Invincible.
32:28Boss.
32:30You're right. You're so strong and tough.
32:33And you, you, you fly all over the goddamn place. It's amazing!
32:37Uh, thanks? You know a lot about me.
32:41I also knew exactly when you and this giant pile of shit would walk in here and ruin my door,
32:45also Italian maple, by the way.
32:48No way you saw this car.
32:50Oh, is that what you think? See, this is what happens when your head's a fucking rock.
32:55You said you took care of him.
32:56I know what I said.
32:58This little upgrade shows me all kinds of possibilities,
33:01which is how I know it's not worth explaining to you two morons what quantum probabilities are.
33:07But it doesn't matter, because like I said, Invincible's right. I'm out of my league.
33:12Except... I've got money!
33:24Oh, shit.
33:26You have no idea.
33:30Amber?
33:32Hey, Eve. You made it.
33:35Come on, I'll show you around.
33:38Chicken, mashed potatoes, salad, minestrone on the stove, but we'll need another pot soon.
33:45It's nothing fancy, but it's healthy.
33:47Hey, my parents cook exclusively with a microwave. This looks like a dream. Mark here yet?
33:53That boy's got about 15 minutes until his ass is on the curb permanently.
33:58You look like you're good at chopping things. How'd you know?
34:03How'd you know?
34:37I'm gonna grind you up and use you to pave my driveway.
34:42No!
34:56Come on!
34:58You guys are fucking dead!
35:09Who's next?
35:13Hello, boy.
35:40Wow, ten out of ten.
35:42You guys, you guys are worth every cent.
35:45Wait, wait, I'm getting something here.
35:47What?
35:52Cecil got an anonymous call from her.
35:56We'll take it from here.
36:22Murder these arseholes!
36:32Duplicate!
36:33Monster girl is in trouble!
36:36Duplicate!
36:37Monster girl is in trouble!
36:38Okay.
36:44I think you're gonna die.
36:51You're gonna die.
36:54I'm gonna die.
37:26I was promised.
37:27This world offered worthy opponents.
37:36But oh, how you disappoint.
37:40Killing you is an act of mercy.
37:46Hey, asshole!
38:13Invincible!
38:14Black Samson, retreat.
38:27No!
38:38Pathetic child.
38:56No!
38:58No!
39:20You guys just messed up.
39:21Indeed.
39:22Big time.
40:00No!
40:03No!
40:04No!
40:08No!
40:23pathetic this battle is beneath me there is no honor in killing insects
40:35no no no no this was an unexpected possibility isotope let's go
40:50sorry kid didn't mean for it to end this way but i gotta take care of mine hope you make
40:58it
41:00the veggies are nice and soft tonight for us i made sure of it oh thanks amber
41:06kurt you want to find me in the kitchen later i've got that book we were talking about that'd
41:09be great thanks what i can barely remember my english class and you know everyone here by name
41:17make the world you want to live in right right i thought mark would be here tonight he really did
41:26he's losing too much blood get pressure on that wound quick check his pupils
41:32she's fibrillating step back
41:38jesus fucking christ are we gonna lose him it's a possibility sir no we need him do whatever
41:44it takes get a sample to the lab just in case
42:01please he's losing way too much blood
42:03i gotta take this
42:25amber i'm sorry i have to go what's wrong was that mark
42:37it's okay i know it's hard to love someone when they don't seem to love you back but mark
42:52loves you he'd be here if he could
43:18wow
43:20i gotta hand it to you boss look whatever you told that kid to get him on your side it's
43:24fucking
43:24i told you the truth i'm gonna make this city better for a lot of people
43:29and some people come first
43:32daddy
43:37is this our new house
43:42make way for the king
44:12make way for the kingdom
44:24any progress
44:26jesus that bad
44:29we've tried everything drugs viruses bacteria prions even nanobots and radioactives
44:37philtramide cells
44:38philtramide cells don't give a damn
44:40they just won't die
44:42look keep trying
44:44i got a feeling blood's still the answer
44:46okay
44:58yeah
44:59yeah
44:59yeah
44:59yeah
45:00yeah
45:07yeah
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