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00:07new year new us we can renew our vows i love you but i fell in love less promised me
00:16a fresh start
00:17now it's time to blow your minds we call this the future i am fucking amazed
00:26i pretended to be your book agent i didn't write the story it's my students work i closed the deal
00:32you're gonna change the world you get back in the workshop and you figure it out let's move our
00:38renewing our vows to next year that's a fantastic idea richie i'm leaving less i need you i have been
00:45by your side for 15 years
00:52oh you're alive
01:36last oh fuck
01:44it's time is it
01:52oh
02:08how much did i drink last night
02:11last
02:16why would you put the plaid back up
02:21it's my eyes
02:24my head
02:36oh wow that really cleaned up
02:43last
02:49who's at the door
03:02what is this nonsense
03:04what is this nonsense
03:13no no no no no no lindy
03:17everything is fine
03:18o seniors don't freak out
03:30lindy
03:33Okay, I'm opening up the dollhouse.
03:36Stop screaming at me!
04:01There you are!
04:04You're okay!
04:08I am not okay!
04:17Can you hear me? I am not okay!
04:26I am not okay!
04:28It works! I can hear you!
04:31You're too loud!
04:33Sorry.
04:34Well, now I can't hear you.
04:36How about now?
04:37No, too loud.
04:39Now?
04:40Softer.
04:41Now?
04:42Better.
04:43I hate this fucking thing!
04:48Can you hear me now?
04:51Say again.
04:51Can you hear me now?
04:53Yes!
04:54Oh! Sorry, sorry. I'm so sorry.
04:56Are you okay?
04:58I'm fine!
05:00I heard that.
05:01God, I think we got it.
05:03Hi!
05:05What the fuck, Les?!
05:07I heard that too.
05:08Loud and clear.
05:09Okay.
05:10Mindy, I'm so sorry.
05:11Mindy, I'm so sorry.
05:11It was an accident.
05:13And, uh...
05:14I can't believe it even happened.
05:16I...
05:17But you're incredible!
05:18I mean...
05:19You're beautiful!
05:25Are you smiling right now?!
05:27No!
05:28No, no, no.
05:29No, of course not.
05:29I...
05:30I just...
05:31I...
05:32Just like...
05:33Wow.
05:35Wow.
05:36Wow?
05:38Wow?!
05:38No, I apologize.
05:40You're my wife.
05:41You're not...
05:41Experimental.
05:42Well, I should hope so!
05:44No!
05:45Jesus!
05:46Oh, my God!
05:46This is your job?!
05:48This how you're gonna solve world hunger?!
05:51You're gonna make everybody tiny so...
05:53So they don't, what, eat more?!
05:55I don't...
05:55Uh, do...
05:56Do you want me to answer that, or...?
06:00Explain it to me!
06:01Well, um...
06:02It's called cellular reduction, and, um, it's the process of miniaturization and restoration
06:08of organic fruit and vegetables, and that's how I plan to solve world hunger.
06:15Explain how you're gonna make me big again!
06:18Jesus!
06:19I don't give a shit how it works!
06:21Oh, right.
06:21Well, I just reversed the process.
06:23That's the restoration part.
06:25Great!
06:27Restore me!
06:29Now, please!
06:31I can do that.
06:32Um, uh, but first, uh, a surprise!
06:35Meet me in the dining room.
06:41Merry Christmas, Lindy.
06:43Les, do I look merry or hungry?
06:47Well, it's kinda hard to tell from this distance, um...
06:50I'm not.
06:51Make me big again, now!
06:53Heard that?
06:54Loud and clear?
06:55Um, the thing is...
06:57Tell me you can make me big again, Les!
07:00I can, and I will.
07:01Um, the thing is, that it's just...
07:03I think it's just gonna take a day, uh, or two, tops.
07:07But, you'll be fine.
07:09Everything's gonna be okay.
07:10You're healthy.
07:11Uh, I checked your vitals.
07:12Wait!
07:13I could die?!
07:14Tiny?!
07:15No, you...
07:16You're not gonna die, Tiny.
07:18You'll be safe in the dollhouse.
07:21Because it's almost exactly the same as our house-house.
07:25Um, the stove works, the refrigerator works, there's food, the water runs, and...
07:32I shrunk a few of your favorite things to really make you feel at home home.
07:36Your clothes.
07:38From your closet.
07:40Um, and, uh, this curling thing.
07:47And your hairbrush.
07:49Uh, cold cream.
07:51Looked important.
07:53Oh, and I remembered your coffee.
07:55And the coffee maker.
07:56Worked perfectly, right?
07:58Oh, one crucial thing.
07:59Um, the toilet.
08:00Uh, it works.
08:01I figured it out.
08:02Just don't ever look in the hall closet.
08:04Downstairs.
08:05Ever.
08:06You will be restored to regular size.
08:08Uh, I-I promise it.
08:09This is just temporary, Lindy.
08:11I am so close.
08:12Truly.
08:14Now it's so close?
08:16Not a day or two?
08:19Tom?
08:20Less?
08:21You motherfuckers!
08:24Hey.
08:25Calm, calm down.
08:30Calm fucking down!
08:34Ah!
08:36Ah!
08:46Why?
08:51Hey Lindy.
08:55I'm gonna need a minute!
08:58I don't wanna be little.
09:04He's been away.
09:17You can...
09:18You can refilm the ladies' cup, too.
09:22She's on her way, Bob.
09:23She's gone back to her husband.
09:25No.
09:26They always do.
09:27Not this time.
09:28Nope, nope, nope.
09:28Cause we've got plans.
09:30Yep.
09:31We got concrete plans.
09:36How about...
09:38A ten-day getaway to Vermont for two?
09:43Uber romantic.
09:51There are multiple reasons she could be late.
09:54No, I know Lindy's coming.
09:55Why, you may ask?
09:58Because our love story is woven into the fabric of time.
10:02Destined to be written.
10:05Immortalized for generations to come.
10:09Oh.
10:09Quiet, everybody, please.
10:11Quiet, please!
10:13Sorry.
10:15Oh.
10:16It's work.
10:16It's work.
10:18It's work.
10:19It's work.
10:19Hey, Martin.
10:22Well, I...
10:23You know, I was...
10:23I was gonna head out of town, so...
10:26No, no, no, no, no, no.
10:27Of course, of course.
10:28I'll just...
10:28I'll head into the...
10:29Into the lab.
10:33No, I've...
10:33I've not heard from us.
10:36Wait, what do you mean you can't get a hold of him?
10:40Yeah, okay, bye.
10:42Does this mean your romantic getaway is canceled?
10:46Martin, can I be honest?
10:47I love your service, but I don't love the negative energy.
10:54Peace, Alfred?
11:00Take those off.
11:01I feel like a specimen.
11:04And come closer.
11:05I don't want to keep yelling.
11:10Jesus, the 96?
11:12If there was ever a time.
11:14I know why you didn't tell me about your work.
11:17Well, I couldn't.
11:18It was top secret.
11:19I signed an ironclad NDA.
11:22It's bullshit.
11:23You didn't trust me.
11:25Which makes me so...
11:28Sad.
11:29Makes me so sad.
11:32Fuck you.
11:34But...
11:35Yeah.
11:40Well, I didn't exactly hide it from you either.
11:44What?
11:45Happy birthday, Lindy.
11:49They are so cute!
11:53Wait.
11:54And legible?
11:56Happy birthday, Lindy.
11:59They're so cute.
12:01Oh, and functional.
12:03Happy birthday, Lindy.
12:06How cute.
12:08And accurate.
12:11The dent from when I sideswiped the mailbox.
12:16Never put it together.
12:18You also said you didn't want to know.
12:23Well, you're not leaving me.
12:25Well, I have to go so I can fix you.
12:26No, no, no.
12:27No, Les.
12:28Take me with you.
12:29I'm portable.
12:30You will be safer here in the dollhouse.
12:32I feel very not safe.
12:34I feel very small and like something bad could happen.
12:38I won't let something happen.
12:39Something did.
12:41Something else beyond the accident.
12:43But I have to go to the lab so I can fix you.
12:45Please, Les.
12:46I do not want to be alone.
12:47Please.
12:48I'm scared.
12:49Well, what if I can show you that, um, being small isn't scary?
12:54Oh, God.
12:55I've always wondered what the world would look like if I were six inches tall.
12:58Not me.
13:00I can show you.
13:01No, I, I don't.
13:03Aren't you just a little bit curious?
13:05I will be restored to regular size soon.
13:09I promise.
13:11Trust me.
13:15Okay.
13:17This is crazy.
13:19Oh, my God.
13:57Yeah.
13:58I mean, everything's really big.
14:01Really.
14:03Really big.
14:17Wow.
14:18I can only imagine how different everything looks, right?
14:23You see this dust ball?
14:26Do you think I could choke on this?
14:29Oh.
14:30Yeah.
14:30Put that down.
14:34Hello, Dolores.
14:35Look who it is.
14:37See?
14:37She's not that scary.
14:39Why is she looking at me like that?
14:41Oh, oh, it's puffing.
14:43Do you see what it's doing?
14:45No, no, no.
14:46It's trying to eat me.
14:47No.
14:48This is not interesting to me.
14:50Can you put me down, please?
14:51Put me down.
15:06Fun, right?
15:07We all love a train ride.
15:09We all love a train ride.
15:09Merry Christmas, Lindy.
15:12Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:20Merry Christmas.
15:23Merry Christmas.
15:24Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:28Woo!
15:30Merry Christmas to me!
15:39Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:42Maybe too many times around?
15:44I want to get up!
15:47I don't want to eat it.
15:48Oh, it's gonna be sick.
15:52Oh, God.
15:55Oh, my God.
15:59Oh.
16:00Oh, my God.
16:01okay. I'm so sorry this happened. So incredibly sorry. Water truck ran out of shrinking gas.
16:20I'm going to go to the lab to refuel. What am I supposed to do with this? I thought I
16:25could
16:25crush it up and you could maybe snort it. I don't know. I'm Scarface. I'll just gnaw on it or
16:32something.
16:36How are you feeling? Really? I mean. I know what you mean. Better. I did always love this couch.
17:02When you're ready. Uh, pour away.
17:10Don't be shy. So this is my, uh, tiny little life now? Temporary tiny life. How long again?
17:21A day. Two at the most. I'm so close. So close. Yeah. Yeah.
17:32Did you microwave this off the floor? Floor is clean. You're the first person to ever walk on it.
17:38Six inch tall Neil fucking Armstrong? Kind of.
17:50Less you put Parmesan in the potatoes. Potatoes a la Diane.
17:56With a twist.
17:58Who?
17:59Reese Witherspoon from Legally Blonde. She's gonna play me in the movie.
18:03She's gonna play the sister character.
18:05I still don't know who that is. Walt?
18:08Uh, she's blonde. Wears pink. Goes to Harvard.
18:11That's a stretch.
18:12What? I am blonde.
18:14Less said that we could be twins.
18:16I'm sure he's just being kind.
18:18No, no. I think with the right hair and makeup, you know Hollywood, I mean.
18:21It's beyond me why they're even adapting the book into a film.
18:24Because it sold a million copies? Because it won the Pulitzer?
18:29Hollywood must be out of ideas.
18:31You're not excited? Uh, Laura Dern is playing the mother.
18:35I adore Laura Dern. But I question her judgment.
18:39The book wasn't well received.
18:40I repeated one the Pulitzer.
18:42The Guardian dubbed it literary popcorn and added,
18:45That does not a Pulitzer make their words.
18:48Which she memorized and repeat constantly.
18:51I can barely show my face at Wine Club Wednesday
18:54without Carol turning her nose up at me as if I were the devil incarnate.
18:59Walt?
18:59Your mother needs her Wine Club Wednesdays.
19:02That's not a stretch.
19:03Mom, it's fiction.
19:06Carol didn't see a character.
19:08Carol saw me.
19:10And the me in your book is a monster.
19:12It's a comedy.
19:13It's a dark comedy.
19:14A coming-of-age story
19:16about a woman who felt abandoned and silenced
19:20by a monster-of-a-mother character.
19:23You try being a single mother of two young girls
19:28whose husband walked out one day without a word.
19:31Walked out or was driven away?
19:33Jim abandoned me.
19:35No, he stopped being married to you.
19:37He abandoned me.
19:40Me too.
19:41And he's still the hero.
19:43I tried my best.
19:46Walt?
19:46If I may, Walt.
19:48Diane, have you tried the potatoes?
19:50I call them potatoes a la Diane.
19:54With a twist.
19:55Is the twist a turn of the knife?
19:57It's Parmesan cheese.
19:58Try it.
20:05It's too rich, but absolutely divine.
20:09Just like you.
20:15Walt.
20:16Sorry.
20:17I think we should visit the arch tomorrow.
20:19I hear it's dreadful.
20:22Yes.
20:23Yes.
20:24No, I don't get the arch.
20:25It's like an arch for what?
20:27It's the gateway to the West.
20:30I think it's great.
20:32I can barely show my face.
20:34Wine club Wednesdays.
20:37Hollywood has run out of ideas.
20:39I think Laura Dern is a very generous cast.
20:41I have to say hello.
20:47What's going on?
20:48Do you want to have a sec?
20:49Oh, yes.
20:50Yes, please.
20:51Will I be here?
20:52Yeah, we'll be quiet.
20:53We'll be fine.
20:54Oh, all right.
20:55You're Santa.
20:56High volume.
20:58Honey?
20:59Watch, watch, watch.
20:59What?
21:00Watch, watch.
21:02Okay.
21:03Okay.
21:03Okay.
21:04Bye.
21:05Come on.
21:06Wait, wait, wait.
21:07Come on.
21:08Come on.
21:09Come on.
21:09Come on.
21:10Come on.
21:11Come on.
21:12Quick, quick.
21:16Come on.
21:17Okay.
21:19Try to defend me.
21:20Shh.
21:20I'm sure.
21:21I always want to.
21:22Always defend yourself.
21:23I want another little guy.
21:24Okay.
21:29Oh, no, put your hand down.
21:30I'm going again.
21:35Oh, Jesus.
21:36Walsh!
21:37Can we help you?
21:38Obviously, this isn't the washroom.
21:40it's down the hall with the light on the wall with the toilet i can see the light
22:03maybe i can't be quiet
22:14hey i'm not really like her though right my mother um i'm not like diane am i does that make
22:21me walt
22:24seriously seriously seriously seriously no fuck no no she's unbelievable and not in a good way
22:37it's gonna be okay it's only a few days
22:44only a few days
22:51it's only a few days
22:52it's only a few days
23:22yeah what what what it can't be right
23:33okay i'm coming in but now
24:04oh
24:06Stay. Stay.
24:11No, no, no, no, no, no.
24:18Magu. Come here.
24:23Ow, fuck. You fuzzy fucker.
24:38Stop. Stop it, you're fine.
24:43I feel bad enough already.
24:48I mean, she's safe, right?
25:01Hey!
25:03Hey!
25:07Yes, Richard, what is it?
25:09Oh, you seem upset.
25:11No, Richard, I'm fine, I'm fine.
25:13You know, I sometimes come to my car to cry, too, when I need a release, so I get where
25:19you're at.
25:20Okay, right, is that all?
25:22Now you've got me worried.
25:23Is everything all right at home? You know, with your wife, Lindy's her name, right?
25:27Yes, Richard, she's fine.
25:29Good, good.
25:30Yeah.
25:31She's just keeping busy over the holidays.
25:34Yes, Richard, she's at home, writing, she's keeping busy.
25:37She's writing, writing, that's wonderful.
25:40That's wonderful.
25:41Richard, get your butt inside!
25:44I'm sorry you used profanity, I'm upset.
25:49I'll see you later.
26:14I'll see you later.
26:17He left me?
26:19Right, right.
26:23Why, I have to trust him.
26:26I cannot spiral.
26:29Huh?
26:30Oh.
26:32Oh.
26:32Yeah.
26:33Why not?
26:35Okay, that's...
26:37That's good, space colon.
26:39Colon?
26:41Colonial.
26:43Colonel.
26:44Space Colonel.
26:46Next stop, Uranus.
26:49I could...
26:50Fuck, I'm already spiraling.
26:53You made me believe you were so close.
26:55So I believed you.
26:57Yes, and you should believe me.
26:58That's our deal.
26:58There is mathematical truth in stating I am so close.
27:02So what does so close mean to you in this context today?
27:07I can't put an actual number on it.
27:10I don't know.
27:11What?
27:14What have you done?
27:15What have I done?
27:16Martin, I didn't want to say you have one job.
27:19Contract is for 30 days.
27:22That's insane!
27:23Well, you said that you were close!
27:2530 days?!
27:28Well, it will work.
27:30I mean, the math says it will and math is never wrong, so...
27:34Now you have 30 days!
27:35No, no, no.
27:36We have 30 days.
27:37Oh, now it's we.
27:38What does it say exactly?
27:39What does the small print say exactly?
27:41It says that we have 30 days to prove that the restoration formula works.
27:46Uh-huh.
27:47Or the patent on our tech...
27:49On my tech, thank you.
27:51Reverts to Hilton, and Hilton sues you.
27:54Sues us.
27:55For fraud.
27:57And you go to jail.
27:59To jail?
28:00Well, can he do that?
28:01He can.
28:02And after 30 days, it goes.
28:05The tech, the lab, the Bob's gone.
28:09But...
28:09But...
28:10Okay, so how do I make...
28:13Uh...
28:14How do I...
28:16How do I make things big again?
28:18Because I...
28:18I have to make things big again.
28:20Well, after 30 days, you can't.
28:25This is...
28:26Actually silly.
28:28I mean, can he actually do this?
28:30Hello?
28:30Yes!
28:31He can!
28:32It says it right here.
28:35Les.
28:38How bad is this?
28:42Okay.
28:47I'm not even gonna ask about the cat.
29:07Hey!
29:08I...
29:08I...
29:09I...
29:09I got you something for Christmas.
29:11Oh!
29:12I...
29:12I...
29:13I didn't get you anything.
29:14Oh!
29:15It's...
29:16It's...
29:16It's okay.
29:16I...
29:17I didn't want you.
29:20Like what Shakespeare used to write with.
29:22You know I like Shakespeare?
29:24Well, everybody knows you like Shakespeare.
29:27Bars guard.
29:28Well, you talk about it a lot.
29:30Yeah.
29:30Yeah.
29:31Um...
29:32You...
29:33You seem a little bit down.
29:34No.
29:35I'm...
29:36Just tired.
29:37Yeah.
29:38I was waiting up last night for someone...
29:41Someone special.
29:43You know?
29:44And it's just...
29:46You know?
29:47Oh, Merry...
29:48Merry Christmas, Richard.
29:49Yeah.
29:50Thank you, Janet.
29:51This is a very thoughtful gift.
29:52So...
29:59Thy returneth...
30:00To thine grind.
30:10Okay.
30:10Buddy.
30:13Any room over here?
30:23Oh.
30:26Right.
30:27Okay.
30:30Looks good.
30:32Okay.
30:37Oh, God.
30:42Okay.
30:44Oh, my God.
30:49Oh, there we go.
30:53Guide.
30:58Oh, a classic.
31:01Gamma!
31:06Volume.
31:09We're never turning this off.
31:12Okay, Zachs.
31:15So, we've got popcorn, but no candy.
31:25Oh, less.
31:27That's just for me.
31:37Richard, I need everyone at the top of their game today.
31:39It's a big day.
31:40It could be the day.
31:41Needs to be the day.
31:43Or two.
31:44At the most.
31:50Here are my thoughts.
31:54Adjust the last line on the Maxwell stress tensor to B sub J.
31:58Minus one-half times the quantity of epsilon naught times E squared plus B squared over mu naught.
32:06Thoughts complete.
32:08Bob, implement his thoughts.
32:16B sub J minus one-half times the quantity of epsilon naught times E squared plus B squared over mu
32:25naught.
32:25Complete.
32:27Carl, implement his thoughts.
32:56Complete.
33:12Let's make history.
33:14Let's make history.
33:21Let's make history.
33:23Let's make history.
33:26Let's go.
34:02A great attempt in the name of science.
34:05Richard?
34:06Bob the Explainer?
34:08Nominal success.
34:10Subject expanded to regular size for 2.1 seconds.
34:14Same as previous attempt.
34:16Result, molecular disequilibrium.
34:19Eraser Bob, see medic.
34:20Bring in Fred.
34:21Clean up an aisle everywhere.
34:24Richard?
34:25We're waiting on analysis to proceed.
34:27We'll adjust based on your thoughts.
34:30We'll go again.
34:31No, you won't.
34:33If this is your definition of close, we have a big problem.
34:37You working in a bubble with your staff and your secrets ends today.
34:42Moving forward, everything that happens in this lab will be authorized by me.
34:46No, no, no, no, no.
34:50Um, this is not how we work here.
34:52We are making history, okay?
34:55That corn was regular size.
34:58It's incredible.
34:59As a scientist, how can you not see that?
35:01Reports, equipment, results, any spending whatsoever, everything you use must be logged up to and including packets of instant oatmeal
35:09in the break room.
35:10Can I explain my fiber deficiencies?
35:12Okay, everybody, everybody.
35:13This is Virginia.
35:15Vivian.
35:15Vivian.
35:16I don't know her last name, but she's new here, and she doesn't know how things work.
35:20And, Bob, you don't need to worry about your oatmeal, okay?
35:22Can we just talk about this?
35:25Martin, you know exactly how much money this science circus is hemorrhaging.
35:29I don't care about the money.
35:31Of course you don't.
35:32You spent seven years and several hundred thousand dollars designing your logo.
35:38I had to open the books.
35:39Well, it had to be perfect.
35:41What?
35:42Irresponsible and deeply sad.
35:44Dr. Littlejohn, it's no longer your money.
35:46It's Hilton Smith's money.
35:48This is his lab now, and I run Hilton's lab.
35:51Ergo, I run this lab.
35:53This is unacceptable, and it's ridiculous.
35:55And do, do something.
35:58Okay, no we, no we, just me.
36:01I want to talk to Hilton right now.
36:04Well, good luck reaching him.
36:06He's spending the holidays piloting an experimental submersible off the coast of Guam.
36:11Guam.
36:13Guam?
36:13What?
36:14Shut it down.
36:15We'll try again tomorrow, together.
36:19These ladders are an OSHA violation.
36:21You're an OSHA violation!
36:25Dear Harry Jesus!
36:27And I hope Hilton gets crushed into ketchup by 400 atmospheres of pressure!
36:3229 days.
36:33Not helpful.
36:34Not the point!
36:44Oh, what have I done?
36:53Midnight for the stars and you
37:00Midnight and a rendezvous
37:06Your eyes held a message tender
37:12Saying I surrender
37:15All my life
37:16No, it's my phone.
37:19Oh, it's my phone!
37:21Oh, oh!
37:25Come, come, come, come, come!
37:27What?
37:39No!
37:41No!
37:42No!
37:44No!
37:49No!
37:50No!
38:00Fuck, did you just say something?
38:09Am I losing my mind?
38:17I can see me in you.
38:23Damn it.
38:25What?
38:26Ah, what is that?
38:30Oh, fuck.
38:36I gotta get out of here!
38:43Ow!
38:44Fuck!
38:46Ah!
38:46Ah!
38:47Ah!
38:50Ah!
38:50Ah!
38:51Ah!
38:52Ah!
38:53Fuck!
38:54God damn it, Len!
38:58For God's sake.
39:00Ah!
39:01Ah!
39:03Ah!
39:03God!
39:04Dang it!
39:12Ah!
39:18Ah!
39:20Oh!
39:22Fuck!
39:23Oh!
39:24Uh!
39:26Uh!
39:31Huh?
39:35Ah!
39:39Huh?
39:42Uh!
39:45Ugh!
39:47Uh...
39:49Ugh!
39:50Ah!
39:51Uh!
39:52Oh.
39:52Um, what the...
40:22Oh, God.
40:27Oh, God.
40:37Ricky!
40:38Hold on!
40:39I'll save you!
40:54Too many broken hearts have fallen in the river
40:58Too many lonely stories have driven out to sea
41:03You lay your bets and then you pay the price
41:07The things we do for love
41:09The things we do for love
41:14Communication is the problem to the answer
41:17You've got a number and your hand is on the phone
41:21The weather's turned and all the lines are down
41:25The things we do for love
41:27The things we do for love
41:29Like walking in the rain and the snow
41:33When there's nowhere to go
41:35When you're feeling like a part of you is dying
41:39And you're looking for the answer in her eyes
41:44You think you're gonna break up
41:46Then she says she wants to make up
41:50Oh, yeah, every moment
41:53Just like a part of you
42:13Me, everybody
42:16Just like a part of you
42:17Just like a part of you
42:23Wonderful thing
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