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00:00:05Last week, Hypernosis was being acquired by Cupertino.
00:00:08It's not happening.
00:00:09I did meet a Danish CFO.
00:00:12Of course, we use protection.
00:00:13What can Hypernosis do to help us win our next war?
00:00:16We represent America's veterans.
00:00:18I told you they were from the VA.
00:00:20I need a sexy new client.
00:00:22I was in there and I saw you take that thing.
00:00:24You've been running a magnificent scam on all your clients.
00:00:27My company, we harvest your data.
00:00:29Like how you and your ex-husband both try to dodge custody of the kid.
00:01:02All right.
00:01:20Oh, my God.
00:01:39Audio message to Jojo Therapy.
00:01:43Hey, making sure you're getting my messages for the next session tomorrow.
00:01:50I was hoping maybe you could come up with a list of your, like, real thoroughbred clients from your stable.
00:01:56Super, super excited about this next chapter in our alliance.
00:02:04Yeah, we'll do some spark-flinging and idea-sploshing.
00:02:13Okay, text me, unless you're, uh, under something heavy.
00:02:17Are you kidding?
00:02:20Obviously.
00:02:22It's Duncan.
00:02:23Duncan, how are my ketones?
00:02:270.3 millimolar.
00:02:29I've got too many gojis in my slurry, I told you.
00:02:31I mean, I don't think it's the gojis.
00:02:32What the hell?
00:02:33Where is my one by?
00:02:36Oh, um, I don't know.
00:02:37My one by.
00:02:42Where's Thelma?
00:02:44Where's Thelma?
00:02:45Thelma, Thelma.
00:02:46The tungsten cube I showed you yesterday.
00:02:48Yeah, remember?
00:02:49Where is it?
00:02:50I don't know where the cube is.
00:02:52Did you take my cube, Thelma?
00:02:54Listen, I'm not accusing you.
00:02:57I know it's cliché, but we were just talking about it.
00:03:00No, no, Thelma.
00:03:02Brain food only.
00:03:04Fish with the good Omega 3.
00:03:06The Atlantic Nova.
00:03:08Don't cry.
00:03:08Don't do that.
00:03:09It's okay, thank you.
00:03:10She's okay.
00:03:10She's fine.
00:03:11She's not fine.
00:03:13She's so cute.
00:03:14This is what you once said about you.
00:03:16You yelled it out.
00:03:17Nothing worse.
00:03:18Nothing worse?
00:03:19Really?
00:03:20Well, she fucked a great day.
00:03:28Run if you're going to run Jamie's task forces this morning.
00:03:34It's time to think endowment gifts.
00:03:37Stanford's not taking this one for free.
00:03:39Okay.
00:03:41Ah, Adam.
00:03:48Hey, Duncan.
00:03:50Hey, Duncan.
00:03:51Oh, Jesus.
00:03:52Nana, you paparazzi, you know?
00:03:54Well, you weren't taking my calls.
00:03:55I can't find the stock app on this thing.
00:03:59Concerns about your price?
00:04:00No.
00:04:01Just doing fiduciary hygiene.
00:04:02Well, markets are closed today.
00:04:03It's Labor Day.
00:04:04Oh.
00:04:05Well, when's CEO Day, huh?
00:04:06But, hey, but some of us are on a deadline.
00:04:09So, off the record, in the lockbox,
00:04:11any comment on the Cupertino acquisition?
00:04:14Come on, man, you started this.
00:04:16Are talks still going ahead?
00:04:18What's happening?
00:04:18You know, after your last article came out,
00:04:20a lot of people thought it was me who leaked the rumor.
00:04:23Maybe your lockbox is in need of, uh, rejuvenation.
00:04:26Hey, can we stop running, please?
00:04:29I understand an American diet.
00:04:32Duncan, please!
00:04:37Duncan, no one knew that you were the source.
00:04:40Not from me, anyway.
00:04:42Good.
00:04:42And if you want anything else about me, from me,
00:04:46you're gonna need to stay in my deep throat, okay?
00:04:48No.
00:04:49You're in my deep throat.
00:04:50Any way you like it, Nana.
00:04:52Well, I...
00:04:58Audio message to Jojo Therapy?
00:05:01Hey.
00:05:02Um, just to say, you could hit me back.
00:05:04I'm anxious, okay?
00:05:06Man, anxious.
00:05:08Manxious.
00:05:11Manxious.
00:05:12I want a gun.
00:05:14Okay, but, honey, they said they caught the guy.
00:05:17They think they did.
00:05:19Well, ma'am, if you have any additional information.
00:05:22You caught a guy, not the guy.
00:05:24Are you hungry?
00:05:25Eat something.
00:05:26My child sleeps down there, okay?
00:05:28I mean, what if this guy's still out there lurking, waiting?
00:05:33You can eat more than that.
00:05:33See, this is why your tummy hates you.
00:05:36Looks like he tried to break the seal with this.
00:05:38That's my Pippin!
00:05:39This is...
00:05:40Oh, my God.
00:05:41This is an original Broadway cast recording.
00:05:45Wow.
00:05:46Look at that.
00:05:47Trashed.
00:05:47I'm sorry.
00:05:48That's just...
00:05:48You know, he must have come in through the waiting room.
00:05:51How many times have I asked Alvin to fix that lock?
00:05:54I mean, if he won't fix it, I'm sorry, but what choice do we have but a gun?
00:05:57Okay, well, true Alvin, our landlord.
00:06:00We asked him to put an alarm as well, and we're gonna...
00:06:02He's done nothing.
00:06:03Okay, but we're gonna talk to him, obviously, okay?
00:06:06No gun.
00:06:07I'm not living in a home with an instrument of death.
00:06:11No offense.
00:06:13You rent?
00:06:18You may not be taking this seriously enough.
00:06:20I think you're being a little bit irrational to tell you the truth.
00:06:23Oh, wake up, Gary.
00:06:24We work with several ultra-rich clients.
00:06:27I mean, people on the radar of cabals and cartels and conglomerates.
00:06:32I mean, you don't think that one of their rivals might plant a listening device in their therapist's office?
00:06:38I don't.
00:06:38I mean, CIA does it all the time.
00:06:41The CIA?
00:06:42Yes, the CIA.
00:06:43Okay.
00:06:44There is a batch of Klonopin upstairs.
00:06:46It's going to help.
00:06:47I don't want a Klonopin, Gary.
00:06:49I want a fucking gun.
00:06:50I never get anything I want.
00:06:52We still have all the old furniture from your first marriage.
00:06:55Yeah.
00:06:56Fine, fine.
00:06:57Well, now, I want a gun.
00:07:17I nearly socked Lorraine when she signed me up to be a whore.
00:07:22Whittingidea.com.
00:07:23That's winning with a Y, by the way.
00:07:25Like whining.
00:07:26But more horrible.
00:07:28Mm-hmm.
00:07:28I don't know that site.
00:07:30People pay 15 grand to pitch their winning idea to CEO types like me.
00:07:3615 minutes.
00:07:38But what halfway decent CEO has 15 minutes to burn?
00:07:41So basically, it's a parade of shit CEOs or bored retired types like me.
00:07:46It triggered me like a fire alarm at a fireworks factory.
00:07:52That's how bad it triggered me.
00:07:54Never again.
00:07:55It's okay, Carl.
00:07:57We all feel that way sometimes.
00:08:00Horrible people who have no boundaries, no manners, no integrity.
00:08:05We want to lash out.
00:08:08And sometimes we even fantasize about hurting them.
00:08:10Yes.
00:08:11Yes.
00:08:11Amen, sister.
00:08:13Let's hurt them.
00:08:14Yeah.
00:08:15But what are some strategies that we could use?
00:08:21What about our mnemonics?
00:08:23Stop.
00:08:24S-T-O-P.
00:08:25Stop.
00:08:25Yeah.
00:08:26That thing.
00:08:26Yeah, that's right.
00:08:27S-stop.
00:08:28T.
00:08:29Take a step back.
00:08:30O.
00:08:30Yeah.
00:08:30Can I?
00:08:30Forgive me.
00:08:31Can I just?
00:08:33The S of stop is stop.
00:08:36The acronym is stop.
00:08:38But the S of stop stands for stop?
00:08:41Yeah, yeah.
00:08:41That's, um...
00:08:43Oh, that's...
00:08:43No, that's right.
00:08:44S-stop.
00:08:45T.
00:08:45Take a step back.
00:08:46O.
00:08:47Observe.
00:08:48P.
00:08:48Yeah.
00:08:49Proceed.
00:08:49Uh-huh.
00:08:50Mindfully.
00:08:51It's just a little thing to remember for when that...
00:08:54The S of stop is for stop, correct?
00:08:56I mean, couldn't you people pretend to dress it up a little bit?
00:09:00I mean, slow down, suspend, something.
00:09:04I can't believe a group of professionals got into a room and landed on that.
00:09:09Probably high-fived each other over it, you know?
00:09:11I mean, on the face of it, if I could stop, I wouldn't need the mnemonic.
00:09:16If I could stop, I wouldn't need anger management.
00:09:18I'm here because I can't stop, right?
00:09:20You did.
00:09:21The stop is only the first step.
00:09:23Yeah, of stop.
00:09:24Of stop.
00:09:25Right, stop.
00:09:27Now, T.
00:09:28Okay.
00:09:29Take a step back.
00:09:30Yeah, are you testing me?
00:09:31Because I think I may fail.
00:09:34Because I may start, S is for start, T, uh, throwing things.
00:09:39Carl.
00:09:39A is for at, uh, R is for, uh...
00:09:43Don't say it.
00:09:44I'm going to say it.
00:09:45Don't say it.
00:09:45I'm going to say it.
00:09:46Retarded.
00:09:47Okay.
00:09:47And the last T is for therapist.
00:09:49I am going to start throwing things at retarded therapist.
00:09:53Huh?
00:09:54I said it.
00:09:55Okay.
00:09:56Oh, for Christ's sake, Carl, just, just breathe.
00:09:58You breathe!
00:10:02But I've seen S.A.T. scores go up.
00:10:05Fifteen, twenty percent with the right fungal regime.
00:10:07But there's always side effects with fungus.
00:10:10Okay.
00:10:11So, retest.
00:10:12All right.
00:10:12With the hitting and getting the right...
00:10:14Sure.
00:10:15But let's say she hits 1,300.
00:10:17Then we're well within range for Duke, Carnegie Mellon.
00:10:20No, I'm going to Stanford.
00:10:21That's me.
00:10:22Sorry.
00:10:24Jameson, low-key favor.
00:10:26Can you try these glasses on?
00:10:29Wow.
00:10:30Right, yes.
00:10:31It's, like, worth a hundred IQ points.
00:10:34Right.
00:10:35Yeah.
00:10:35For the interview.
00:10:36Yeah.
00:10:37And what if we went a bit radical with her hair?
00:10:39Maybe multicolor?
00:10:41Uh...
00:10:41Manifests?
00:10:43Mm-hmm.
00:10:44Individuality?
00:10:45Mm-hmm.
00:10:46No.
00:10:47I think she'd look like a blue-eyed piñata.
00:10:52No.
00:10:53I want the first swing.
00:10:55No, sweetie, I'm kidding.
00:10:57Let's talk accommodations.
00:10:59Dr. Gary?
00:11:00Mm-hmm.
00:11:01Yes.
00:11:01A little preview, perhaps?
00:11:02Yeah.
00:11:03Yeah?
00:11:04Um...
00:11:04All right.
00:11:05So, as I said, the full report promised, but...
00:11:09Okay, so, boiling it down to some salient headlines...
00:11:13Mm-hmm.
00:11:13Um, the nonverbal abstract processing, average, um, but Jameson does, uh, meet the qualifying
00:11:20diagnostic criteria for ADHD, but only just...
00:11:25So, double time.
00:11:26Does she get double?
00:11:28If you'd like to...
00:11:29A significant number of applicants will have 200%.
00:11:32Right.
00:11:32Okay, I don't need it.
00:11:33I'm not sped.
00:11:34Duncan?
00:11:36Remy?
00:11:36You remember Remy, our admissions consultant?
00:11:38Remy, will you tell him what you're thinking?
00:11:39Read the, um, endowments.
00:11:41Oh, three or four million to the endowment fund.
00:11:44Uh, any more starts to look like a...
00:11:46Yeah.
00:11:47Unless we're talking a new library.
00:11:49Isn't strategic generosity a bit shameless?
00:11:52This is all such bullshit.
00:11:53Jamie.
00:11:54Whoa.
00:11:54She's upset about being neurodivergent.
00:11:57I'm not.
00:11:57Well, I mean, you're really just on the margin.
00:12:00I'm not.
00:12:01You want to have to take the test twice as fast as everyone else?
00:12:03Let's retest.
00:12:04Ginger.
00:12:05Sure.
00:12:06Take the neural thingy, okay?
00:12:07Just do that.
00:12:08I'll take you.
00:12:09We'll get cheeseburgers.
00:12:10No, no cheeseburgers.
00:12:11And, like, there's nothing wrong with being on the spectrum.
00:12:13I mean, I always assume you are with me on it.
00:12:16And, hey, who among the silicon sabants are in a little diversion in the neural, right?
00:12:21Right.
00:12:21I mean, that's why we're so good at telling the rest of you how to shop and talk and stuff.
00:12:25We're on the outside looking in.
00:12:27Right, Dr. Gary?
00:12:28That's right.
00:12:30That's a really interesting perspective on that.
00:12:35Joanne never mentioned that you were on the spectrum.
00:12:38Well, why was she?
00:12:39No.
00:12:42What?
00:12:42No, why would she?
00:12:43That's, uh, I'm sorry.
00:12:44I misspoke.
00:12:45Uh, that's called the cognitive overload, folks.
00:12:48Joanne is my wife.
00:12:49Joanne was texting.
00:12:50And I was talking to her, and I just, oh, and...
00:12:53Oh, look, there she is again, right?
00:12:54Yeah.
00:12:55What a relief, because I thought she got hit by a truck.
00:13:00Uh, no.
00:13:03Glad to see your phone's working.
00:13:06Uh, I'm curious if, uh, Gary is aware of your unusual investment strategy.
00:13:09Should I ask him?
00:13:17No, you don't, lady.
00:13:19You can't cancel on me.
00:13:20You do not get to do that.
00:13:22Hello?
00:13:24Come get me.
00:13:24Hey.
00:13:25Can I...
00:13:26Listen, uh, just to apologize.
00:13:29It was highly unprofessional of me to identify you as a patient in front of others.
00:13:34It was...
00:13:34A violation?
00:13:35Transgression?
00:13:37Crime?
00:13:37No, not a crime, actually.
00:13:40But she never mentioned your diagnosis to me.
00:13:43Ever.
00:13:43I've never been diagnosed.
00:13:46It's...
00:13:47I'm sorry.
00:13:48We were having quite an anxious morning.
00:13:50That's joining...
00:13:51Actually, uh...
00:13:52I keep meaning to get tested, but, um...
00:13:59Well, I mean, if you're interested, that's something I could do for you, sure.
00:14:04I mean, on the house.
00:14:06Oh, great.
00:14:06What are you doing now?
00:14:07It's Labor Day, Gary.
00:14:08You want to labor?
00:14:10Uh...
00:14:11Sure.
00:14:12Yeah.
00:14:13Today?
00:14:13Sure.
00:14:14Yeah, great.
00:14:15You need the internet.
00:14:16No, no.
00:14:17Great.
00:14:17Old school.
00:14:18Good.
00:14:18Not here.
00:14:19Not here.
00:14:20I know a great place.
00:14:21No one will bother us, even if they wanted to.
00:14:24Okay?
00:14:25Yeah?
00:14:29Okay, so, microphones.
00:14:32Same as ed-bugs.
00:14:34You don't know where it's warm.
00:14:36For a bright, yeah.
00:14:38Look behind your couch cushions and chairs.
00:14:41And look, no shame.
00:14:43Look above it.
00:14:43Even your closet can be tiny places.
00:14:46For cameras as tiny as a grain of salt.
00:14:51And people, your art.
00:14:53Those paintings and that pattern hiding is really fricking right.
00:14:58And remember, it's only the paranoia in the eyes of Tsuna Bissaris.
00:15:04And that's the one.
00:15:14Just pehichan ho.
00:15:16Gina assan ho.
00:15:19Just pehichan ho.
00:15:21Gina assan ho.
00:15:43what's wrong gary you look a little green no no no you're one of those guys who really likes to
00:15:47drive i wasn't driving it's a self-driving car i mean who knows how to drive better
00:15:53than a car right right yeah yeah you're not a risk guy gary huh huh sure let me ask you
00:16:00how are you with
00:16:00your investments you like you like to get freaky with the down oh you know investing is like joanne's
00:16:07department mostly is it yeah oh lily never shuts up about my portfolio joanne must keep you abreast
00:16:13right uh not so much it's like i do more thermostats oil changes like yeah good that structure you want
00:16:20to go right home sweet home everyone has a smart house right this one's dumb that whole thing on top
00:16:31of the house that's a faraday cage blocks all cellular here give me yours oh no i need to have
00:16:39this right now that's okay but no cell phones inside yeah yeah sure great could use a break
00:16:46good great yep the internet's never once popped its cherry i mean if you need milk the fridge won't
00:16:54tell you your phone won't suggest you breathe and i guess if you fall down and break your leg you're
00:16:59out of luck yeah i suppose let's find out how weird i am i confuse texture with temperature always
00:17:20sometimes rarely never like when i touch things always sometimes rarely never maybe with like fruit
00:17:32wet fruit you know like a melon rind so rarely i fear flowers with thorns always sometimes rarely never
00:17:43never i don't know wait should i rarely rarely you rarely i feel judged by my clothes always sometimes rarely
00:17:56never
00:17:57never i'm sorry does that count for more i have difficulty waiting my turn always sometimes rarely always
00:18:31orson orson orson i need you right now i did you lock the door
00:18:41okay i have all my passwords saved here somewhere um on a thumb drive and i i i need to
00:18:51change
00:18:51all of them okay um uh hey what what what if you just uh give me the computer password then
00:18:58i can
00:18:59change them all aren't you smart okay um it's your name and your birthday
00:19:15uh did you do the capital o i did the capital o
00:19:22that's not the right date well it's my birthday no it's not it it totally is it's the eleventh
00:19:31no it's it's the tenth
00:19:36this is why you always call me the day after my birthday
00:19:42i i did something it's it's halloumi's birthday halloumi yeah our she was your dad's actually um uh halloumi uh
00:20:01wiener dog uh we scattered our ashes at the beach
00:20:05that that trip that we took to notsbury farm you remember yes you do you loved it that there was
00:20:13that um
00:20:14that mine ride with the animatronic chinese laborers and you wore that little
00:20:17cowboy hat i got you
00:20:21well i didn't go there for me orson jesus you think i had a good time at notsbury farm
00:20:30um why don't why don't we just do the fingerprint thing instead yeah good idea
00:20:40um like this um right over here this yeah yeah thank you
00:20:57can you hear that listen
00:21:03total lack of microwaves
00:21:05yeah it's it's a beautiful house duncan
00:21:12and with hamish's my business partner college roommate yeah he loved it here we co-founded fafa you
00:21:21remember fafa yeah uh yeah uh buddy of mine met his first wife on fafa and i bought a subaru
00:21:29on fafa
00:21:30it was actually my second subaru got that on fafa nice nice okay so i really gotta get back so
00:21:37can
00:21:37you run me yeah yeah you remember hamish hamish was a genius inept but you know he couldn't
00:21:44he couldn't look people in the eye he couldn't i couldn't talk to people i talked for him
00:21:57dude had a horrible stutter yeah i would steal his uh
00:22:04his shoes his medication you know that kind of thing and uh he'd go full full fuck you duncan
00:22:11and that's how he came up with the name fafa how
00:22:16he hanged himself
00:22:19oh right above where you're standing actually oh
00:22:21uh you still make out where he uh carved his goodbye sorry
00:22:31yeah should have been your welcome right you're welcome he gave he gave me this house gave me
00:22:36everything and a chance to do it on my own
00:22:42yeah
00:22:45that's how i bought hypergnosis
00:22:52whoo
00:22:53wish that a joanne back then
00:22:57let's go okay okay
00:23:02joanne deserves so much more and i'm not talking about you i'm i'm sure you keep her very satisfied
00:23:10and i'm i'm
00:23:12being financially
00:23:14we're doing all right duncan i appreciate your concern you can call yourself a car right i'm gonna
00:23:20hang back and meditate if you just go up the hill you'll eventually get service okay wait up up this
00:23:39okay
00:23:40okay what was joanne texting gary about uh well was it about me
00:23:44it was wasn't it it was about me no uh no it's not it's um
00:23:48okay what is she uh she wants uh she wants a gun a gun
00:23:56a gun yes
00:23:59a gun
00:24:13good morning
00:24:13good morning
00:24:14good morning girl
00:24:27good morning Dr. Webb
00:24:30wondering
00:24:31what's that
00:24:33that was for Lacey
00:24:35last year she was one of the ones who
00:24:36put herself in a caltrain's
00:24:38path
00:24:40take it down Bill or else they will all want one
00:24:50you know what they're gonna say
00:24:54klepto
00:24:54pyro
00:24:56psycho
00:24:59probably make a lot
00:25:00of it just smile if I unalive myself
00:25:03I'm just having
00:25:04too much fun you know
00:25:11hmm
00:25:13what's that
00:25:15you got no wisdom
00:25:16to share
00:25:19speak up
00:25:21it's embarrassing
00:25:50are you nervous?
00:25:54don't be you're gonna be great
00:25:55not great you don't have to be great
00:25:57just keep expectations
00:25:59reasonable
00:26:00here I say this to my clients
00:26:02you know the story of Icarus?
00:26:03he um
00:26:03he tried to fly
00:26:04uh too close to the sun
00:26:06but his wings melted
00:26:07and so he fell down to earth
00:26:09and died
00:26:10but if Icarus flew too low
00:26:11he'd drown
00:26:13he'd drown
00:26:13the middle
00:26:15that is where you want to be
00:26:16yep
00:26:17not drowning
00:26:18not getting burned by the sun
00:26:20but hey
00:26:21you're flying
00:26:22that's cool
00:26:24thanks mom
00:26:27love you so much
00:26:28if you have no idea
00:26:36yeah
00:26:36yeah
00:26:43thank you
00:26:45thank you
00:26:46hey how's it going
00:26:49Hi, uh, name and grade?
00:26:52Orson Stern, 9th grade.
00:26:59I'm new, so...
00:27:03Uh, Dr. Webb?
00:27:05Uh, this young man is in the system, but...
00:27:10Hon, it looks like your transcript from your last school never arrived.
00:27:17We can't onboard you until we get it.
00:27:19My dad was supposed to do that.
00:27:21Oh, well, can you give him a call?
00:27:25Yeah.
00:27:47Um, he didn't... he didn't answer.
00:27:50Why don't you go wait in the dining hall?
00:27:53Someone will come by you.
00:27:56Hi.
00:27:57I'm all right.
00:27:58I'm all right.
00:27:58I'm all right.
00:28:04Oh, my God.
00:28:07Oh, my God.
00:28:10Oh, my God.
00:28:13Oh, my God.
00:28:23Oh, my God.
00:28:38have a good day yeah um hey uh we should talk there's nothing to talk about nothing to talk
00:28:47that's that's emotional distortion and if deliberate um quite cruel
00:28:53duncan i am not doing this here it's fine that's fine follow me uh we'll talk no fine um when
00:29:02you
00:29:02were insider trading off your patients i'm sorry i'm sorry your clients when you were insider trading
00:29:07off your clients most private and confidential confidences given to you in strict confidence
00:29:13according to the rules of therapy international
00:29:16i'm just curious
00:29:21oh my god
00:29:24oh
00:29:29sure
00:29:31yeah
00:29:36i'm
00:31:08The sticky part is I'm a psychologist, but patients with clients come for therapy to my home office.
00:31:16Working from home, the dream?
00:31:19Yes, it is.
00:31:20But one of them must have got my phone and found my brokerage account.
00:31:25Okay, let's see what we're talking about here.
00:31:28Okay, thank you.
00:31:29Name?
00:31:31Well, I need to emphasize that the doctor-patient confidentiality thing is a worry.
00:31:39I mean, if it was one of my patients, I couldn't testify to it.
00:31:46Hmm.
00:31:47Sounds like a case for our pals in the fraud department.
00:31:50They know how to tangle with law enforcement and all that jazz.
00:31:53Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
00:31:54Um, thank you.
00:31:56Um, you see, at least ten of my patients could have done this.
00:31:59So, and five of them have dangerous, violent tendencies.
00:32:04I mean, they might do harm to themselves or their families.
00:32:07They could come after me.
00:32:10Could even come after you, Pat.
00:32:13Well, why would they come after me?
00:32:16Is there a world where we reverse the trades, like give it back?
00:32:23Well, we can't recoup your losses without a fraud report, I'm afraid.
00:32:31There weren't any losses, only profits.
00:32:37It's an ethical concern.
00:32:38Uh, I can't be making money off my, my patients.
00:32:44Hmm.
00:32:45Well, you could, um, you could give the money to charity, like for psychologists.
00:33:01Or I could lose it.
00:33:02To protect my patient.
00:33:04Make a bad bet.
00:33:06Maybe two.
00:33:07Muddy it up?
00:33:07Sure.
00:33:08I can't advise you to do that.
00:33:11We have duties.
00:33:12Fiduciary ones.
00:33:13Yeah, yeah.
00:33:14I get it.
00:33:15I know what to do now.
00:33:16Great.
00:33:17Thank you, Pat.
00:33:20Now, would you be willing to fill out a customer satisfaction survey?
00:33:23No.
00:33:26Can you get a clearer image?
00:33:28Harper, this, it looks like a pile of laundry on a skateboard.
00:33:31Her phone is off, so she's probably on to you.
00:33:34Did you geofix her car?
00:33:35Yes, but the signal's very shaky.
00:33:37I'm only locked in on her telematics.
00:33:39What?
00:33:40It's...
00:33:40Like her car's emergency systems.
00:33:43Okay.
00:33:43Even her tire pressure monitors send out a beacon.
00:33:46Her tire pressure monitors.
00:33:48Wow.
00:33:50There's no hiding with this.
00:33:51Nice new digs, by the way.
00:33:53I bet this could be the hub for this project.
00:33:55What are we going to call it?
00:33:56Did you come up with a name yet?
00:33:57Eye in the Sky?
00:33:58Duncan.
00:33:59That's funny, but something a little more grand.
00:34:03The Dunquisition.
00:34:04That's not funny.
00:34:05The Eye of Odin.
00:34:07No.
00:34:08No, no did.
00:34:09No did.
00:34:10Like...
00:34:10Hypnosis.
00:34:11Hypnosis.
00:34:11Like G-O-N.
00:34:13No, no G.
00:34:13She's on the 280, and she's getting off.
00:34:15Where is she?
00:34:17Okay.
00:34:18Where is this?
00:34:19Harper, where is that?
00:34:20Um...
00:34:21Why did you turn it off?
00:34:22Just that, um...
00:34:23I've already given you a 360-degree profile of this woman,
00:34:26and this is not protecting, and it's not probing.
00:34:30It's straight-up stalking.
00:34:31We're not...
00:34:33We're not stalking her.
00:34:34We're stalking her car.
00:34:36Harper, she wants to buy a gun to shoot Duncan.
00:34:38That's right.
00:34:39That's right.
00:34:39This is a life or death.
00:34:41So now, can you just do your job?
00:34:43This is not my job.
00:34:44This is extra.
00:34:46How much do you make?
00:34:47$150.
00:34:47If I give you two, can we never have this conversation again?
00:34:51I would like to be CTO.
00:34:54Wow, wow.
00:34:55A threat to my physical well-being is your cue to negotiate.
00:35:00We'll discuss it at your next performance review.
00:35:03Oh, it's now.
00:35:03It sucks.
00:35:04Just get her back.
00:35:07The eye of no death.
00:35:09Eye of no death.
00:35:09Can we be quiet in this space, please?
00:35:11Yeah, sorry.
00:35:42The secret to success.
00:35:44Take something people already do for free and charge them for it.
00:35:47Now, you've got a business.
00:35:49I'm the founder of Brainly.
00:35:51What's your winning idea?
00:35:53Jesus Christ.
00:35:57Come on.
00:35:58Come on.
00:35:59Work is life.
00:36:00That's why I launched Deathmo, a reimagined work week for your business where days are numbers,
00:36:06not names.
00:36:07No more Mondays.
00:36:08No more Sundays.
00:36:09Just pure flow.
00:36:10So, what's your winning idea?
00:36:12Morons.
00:37:16Now, my alpha men, consider the king crab.
00:37:20Its shell can only strengthen in isolation.
00:37:24So it is with young men.
00:37:51Wow, great work, champ.
00:37:53Worth every penny.
00:37:55I thought you said no one else could do what you do.
00:37:57Well, our car's off and our phone's off, so I can't track her aura.
00:38:01Not for nothing, but for every hour we run this algo, we release a ton of carbon.
00:38:05Oh, great.
00:38:06We'll sponsor a penguin.
00:38:07And if that extra 50K on your pay stub weighs heavy on your conscience, you'll let me know
00:38:12about that, too?
00:38:17The gentlemen from the VA are here?
00:38:20No, they're not.
00:38:21They're literally right there.
00:38:24Come on, do it like a man.
00:38:27What the hell?
00:38:29Oh, I studied English.
00:38:31It's called backspin.
00:38:32Backspin.
00:38:33What?
00:38:33Suck it.
00:38:34Suck it.
00:38:36They are playing ping-pong, Januszka, in the office.
00:38:39I thought I told you to call off the deal with these bozos.
00:38:42I made an executive decision to plug my ears.
00:38:45You better roll out the red carpet for them.
00:38:47Or you're going to have to explain to the whole board how you turned down a quarter of
00:38:51a billion dollars.
00:38:53You're not thinking things through.
00:38:56What do you sell?
00:38:58Um, no, the future.
00:39:02No, Pris-Mishkin.
00:39:03Data.
00:39:05The VA has 16 million wounded heroes in its files.
00:39:10You don't think Big Pharma would want data like that?
00:39:12Well, life insurance companies are bloody commemorative coins.
00:39:18And if those data sales fund the good work of actually helping people who really do deserve
00:39:24it, maybe we can still get to heaven.
00:39:27Win-win.
00:39:29It just feels like without Hamish, like everyone's looking at me, waiting for me to just fall on
00:39:34my dick.
00:39:36No one is looking at you.
00:39:38That's supposed to make me feel better?
00:39:40Well, you want people to look at you.
00:39:41Yes, yes.
00:39:43I want them to look and see someone.
00:39:49Awesome.
00:39:50Oh, I need some competition.
00:39:52I played in spaces all over the world.
00:39:55Ruffage, Jeffrey.
00:39:59Ruffery.
00:40:03So you're making yourselves at home.
00:40:05Yeah.
00:40:06Your offices are epic.
00:40:09Yes.
00:40:10Well, I was thinking maybe we'd start with single source justification.
00:40:14Basically, if we can show the DCB encounters what's unique about hypergnosis.
00:40:18We're unique as fuck.
00:40:22Great.
00:40:23Yeah.
00:40:23Uh, Harper.
00:40:24Harper.
00:40:25Uh, this is our new CTO, Harper.
00:40:29And why don't you give them a look through the, uh, I have Nodin.
00:40:33Extra carbon for my friends here.
00:40:35And, uh, we'll get that data merged into our system toot suite.
00:40:39Well, uh, we can have trucks here in 72 hours if you have someone to load them.
00:40:42Sorry.
00:40:44Trucks?
00:40:45Yeah, a lot of it is, uh, is still on paper.
00:40:48Some, uh, floppy disks, too, so.
00:40:51Yeah, you know, well, like, uh, when your home movies are on VHS kind of thing.
00:40:55I don't know.
00:40:56This is what the money's for.
00:40:58Huh?
00:40:58To, uh, to upload and update.
00:41:01Paper floppy disks.
00:41:02What?
00:41:02What?
00:41:03She's, uh, parked somewhere in Milpitas.
00:41:06Do you want me to go?
00:41:08No.
00:41:08No, I'll do it.
00:41:09Do it.
00:41:10I, we, we just need some specs for the, uh.
00:41:13We will.
00:41:13We will.
00:41:24Lucky, this is the wrong way.
00:41:26Why am I in the Bayfront Expressway?
00:41:27Well, we're working on it.
00:41:28No, where's Joanne?
00:41:30Okay.
00:41:30I'm turning around because of you.
00:41:31I am sorry.
00:41:32Shut, shut, shut up, shut up.
00:41:33Put an arbor on.
00:41:35Okay, okay, that makes sense.
00:41:36I'm going back that way.
00:41:38Right, Homer, asshole.
00:41:40Oh, it's an EV, okay?
00:41:42I'm part of the solution, bitch.
00:41:46Oh, Joanne, you can't hide from me.
00:42:06Okay, okay, Harper says parking lot, maybe I heard her left.
00:42:09Okay, parking lot.
00:42:10We're looking left.
00:42:10That's right.
00:42:11Right, right, looking right.
00:42:13Okay, try left.
00:42:14I don't see her.
00:42:15There is nothing here.
00:42:17Okay.
00:42:18Literally, there is nothing here.
00:42:19All right, just hold tight.
00:42:20It should be there.
00:42:21Harper?
00:42:22Yeah, it should be there.
00:42:25Duncan, can you confirm?
00:42:28Duncan?
00:42:34Uh-oh.
00:42:44All right.
00:42:46Ready for some jokes?
00:42:51Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
00:42:53Because poachers cut off his arms.
00:42:55Tess, please.
00:42:59Organic facial expression of positive affect.
00:43:02He smiled.
00:43:03He laughed.
00:43:04Right?
00:43:05Just like any teenage person.
00:43:07Now he just needs spots and raging hormones.
00:43:10Trophy for you, Xander.
00:43:12Thank you, Martin.
00:43:15Well, Xander, trophies are dopamine shortcuts.
00:43:17For those of us with dopamine.
00:43:19He's making his own dopamine.
00:43:20He's going to be a genuine friend who listens and responds to teens.
00:43:25You're in a bubble.
00:43:25You have no idea what teens today are going through.
00:43:29First turtle.
00:43:31Right.
00:43:33Trophy for Tess if you make it to school today without incident.
00:43:43Build a symbol.
00:43:45Jingle.
00:43:46Go,aban.
00:43:49Go,aban.
00:43:53Go,aban.
00:43:56Go,aban.
00:44:05Go,aban.
00:45:21I don't want to sorrow you.
00:45:25Calm down.
00:45:26Get out!
00:45:26Calm down.
00:45:27Calm down.
00:45:27I just want to talk.
00:45:29Gary!
00:45:30Gary!
00:45:33He's not here.
00:45:34Okay?
00:45:34The muscle's gone.
00:45:35He took the car.
00:45:36Just...
00:45:37Joanne.
00:45:42Lift up your arms.
00:45:44Okay, Duncan.
00:45:46You have to stop breaking into my house like this.
00:45:50This is my first time.
00:45:51Okay, I'm gonna call the police.
00:45:54No, no.
00:45:55And I'm...
00:45:56And I'm gonna call Nana Marks.
00:45:58You know the journalist?
00:45:59She hounds me for tips all the time.
00:46:00All I have to tell her is,
00:46:01Nana, do I have a story for you?
00:46:03Shrink turns patients' trauma into trades.
00:46:05Who wouldn't want to click that?
00:46:06Come here.
00:46:08Like that.
00:46:09Let's go.
00:46:21You think you know everything about me.
00:46:25Well, you don't.
00:46:27Firstly, that varicose vein thing.
00:46:30It was just a consultation.
00:46:32I decided not to go through with it.
00:46:34I figured.
00:46:35You don't always work panty house.
00:46:37Ugh!
00:46:38Oh, my God.
00:46:40And...
00:46:41Much more importantly, that thing about Orson's custody.
00:46:45You have no right to any of it.
00:46:47But since you've already weaseled your way into my life, I...
00:46:52I wanted my son.
00:46:55It's just that...
00:46:56That Ethan told me.
00:46:58He promised that he would look after him while I finished my degree
00:47:02and got myself into lifelong student loan debt at 8%.
00:47:05So...
00:47:05And now I have a...
00:47:08A 15-year-old who has no memory of the little cowboy hat I got him
00:47:12after he had a shit fit in the middle of the food court.
00:47:15So...
00:47:16You think you know everything.
00:47:18Because you have information.
00:47:21But information is not insight.
00:47:23And of that, Duncan, you have none.
00:47:28Please.
00:47:33Please.
00:47:34Please.
00:47:37Don't...
00:47:38Don't do this.
00:47:40Is this what you want?
00:47:42Please.
00:47:42Please.
00:47:44It was just on the little insider trading.
00:47:50Sorry.
00:47:51Yeah.
00:47:53I'm so sorry.
00:47:56But you can't unfuck that bell.
00:47:58You committed a crime, and I'm the natural consequence of that crime.
00:48:02You are looking at this all wrong.
00:48:05I'm the best thing that's happened to you since Mike Abedelli finger banged you at the turtle back zoo.
00:48:09I...
00:48:10My...
00:48:11What?
00:48:12What?
00:48:13How?
00:48:13That memoir you're writing, it's still on note docs.
00:48:16It's like a demon shat you into my brain.
00:48:19Dude.
00:48:19How many companies, how many billions of dollars have you saved or earned for your clients?
00:48:24That...
00:48:25God.
00:48:25Come on.
00:48:25That's gotta burn.
00:48:26It is JoJo's turn.
00:48:29Right?
00:48:29All I need is just one of your clients.
00:48:35Someone...
00:48:36Someone I could just do something with.
00:48:38That's it.
00:48:40And of course, someone who's gonna...
00:48:44Get me.
00:48:55Carl Bartels.
00:48:59Carl Bartels.
00:49:00As in Bartels?
00:49:01Law?
00:49:02Bartels?
00:49:02That...
00:49:03That...
00:49:04Carl...
00:49:04Bartels?
00:49:09Oh, wow.
00:49:10Nice.
00:49:10Okay.
00:49:11Okay.
00:49:13So he wants to get back in the game.
00:49:14You know?
00:49:14What's his sweet spot?
00:49:15His...
00:49:16His open sesame.
00:49:17Come on.
00:49:18Joanne.
00:49:19I bet he likes it.
00:49:21People worshiping at his feet.
00:49:24Does he...
00:49:24Does he miss it?
00:49:25The glory days?
00:49:27Oh, he's a glory hound.
00:49:28Yeah, yeah.
00:49:29I'm at his feet, so he's at my feet.
00:49:32Yeah?
00:49:32Come on.
00:49:34Oh, come on.
00:49:37Always.
00:49:38Sometimes.
00:49:39Rarely.
00:49:40Never.
00:49:46Sometimes.
00:49:50Tell me more.
00:49:57Here we go.
00:49:59Hey.
00:50:05Wow.
00:50:07Uh, everything okay?
00:50:12Hey.
00:50:14You all right?
00:50:16Gary.
00:50:18Um...
00:50:19I have to...
00:50:23tell you something.
00:50:26So...
00:50:27Duncan Park?
00:50:28Oh.
00:50:29Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:50:30Yes.
00:50:31Um...
00:50:32That's on me.
00:50:33I'm so sorry about that.
00:50:36I...
00:50:37It was a slip.
00:50:38It was just a slip.
00:50:39I...
00:50:40I'm...
00:50:40I'm sorry.
00:50:41I apologize right away.
00:50:43And, um...
00:50:45Then, I...
00:50:47gave him a free neuropsych of Al.
00:50:52You...
00:50:53You...
00:50:54Did what?
00:50:55Why?
00:50:56That man is worth hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:51:00And he...
00:51:01He is the single most vile, arrogant, incurable...
00:51:04I see you're still activated.
00:51:06No.
00:51:06No.
00:51:07Gary.
00:51:07You have to listen to me.
00:51:08Okay.
00:51:09Okay.
00:51:09Can you just let me...
00:51:10You listen to me.
00:51:15I get it.
00:51:16I do.
00:51:17Sometimes we become resentful of our clients.
00:51:20Oh.
00:51:21Please.
00:51:22Tell me more.
00:51:23Professor Felder.
00:51:24Oh, teach me.
00:51:26And mentor me.
00:51:27All right.
00:51:27Sarcasm aside.
00:51:28I knew a psychiatrist who was in a terrible car accident.
00:51:31He barely survived.
00:51:32Broke his neck.
00:51:32And he lost the use of his legs.
00:51:34And still went back to treat clients.
00:51:37And I asked him,
00:51:38How do you do this?
00:51:39How do you sit there and listen to people's little complaints after what you've been through?
00:51:43And the answer was...
00:51:46Suffering is suffering.
00:51:50Gary.
00:51:52I was there when Phil told you that story.
00:51:58Phil...
00:51:59He was...
00:52:00No.
00:52:00No.
00:52:02You're wrong.
00:52:02Because Phil was...
00:52:04No.
00:52:04You're mistaken about that.
00:52:06But the point is that Duncan Park deserves therapy as much as anybody anywhere.
00:52:14He's a human being.
00:52:15Rich.
00:52:16Poor.
00:52:17It doesn't matter.
00:52:22Can we stop fighting now, Joanne?
00:52:25I hate to fight with you.
00:52:29Yeah?
00:52:32Anyway.
00:52:34Here.
00:52:38I know that you feel that you don't always get what you want.
00:52:41That's not what I... I didn't mean to...
00:52:43It's okay if you did.
00:52:44I heard you.
00:52:45And I wish I could give you a better...
00:52:52Anyway.
00:52:53Here.
00:53:00You're welcome.
00:53:01Silly.
00:53:05Silly.
00:53:05Oh, man.
00:53:14Yeah?
00:53:16I...
00:53:21Oh, my God.
00:53:23It's...
00:53:25It's perfect.
00:53:30Yum, right?
00:53:31Mm-hmm.
00:53:32I think this is our new regular.
00:53:34Yeah.
00:53:35I sort of prefer Alpine, but this is good.
00:53:37This is pretty good.
00:53:40Hey, Dad.
00:53:43Can't fire Thelma.
00:53:45She stole my cube, Jim Jam.
00:53:46And you've had so many nannies, anyway.
00:53:49Nope.
00:53:50It's Thelma.
00:53:52Because I was born.
00:53:53No.
00:53:53What about the hot ones when you were young?
00:53:55The shorts?
00:53:57That was Thelma.
00:53:58That was Delma?
00:54:00Oh, my God.
00:54:01Really?
00:54:01Okay.
00:54:04How about this?
00:54:04You don't tell Mom about the milkshake.
00:54:06And I won't...
00:54:08I won't fire Thelma, okay?
00:54:10Deal.
00:54:14And also...
00:54:15Mm-hmm.
00:54:15I can get into Stanford for real.
00:54:18Without cheating.
00:54:19I don't need all the extra time, and you and Mom will have to get money.
00:54:22Okay.
00:54:23Okay.
00:54:24It is Daddy's money.
00:54:26And, sweetie, cheating is doing it for real.
00:54:29The only real cheating is when you cheat yourself.
00:54:33Cheaters never lose.
00:54:35And losers?
00:54:36They never cheat.
00:54:39Okay, Dad.
00:54:59Think about the sun...
00:55:02Yeah.
00:55:03My pin...
00:55:04Yeah.
00:55:04Yeah.
00:55:04Think about the sun...
00:55:06Think about her golden glans...
00:55:09How she lights the world up well, now it's your chance
00:55:17With a guardian of splendor, inviting you to dance
00:55:25Pippin, think about the sun
00:55:33Think about your life, Pippin
00:55:37Days are tame and nights the same
00:55:41Think about the beauty in one perfect flame
00:55:47And the angels of a morning are falling out to me
00:55:57Pippin, think about the sun
00:56:02Hard off is in my sights
00:56:04I feel like Jane Goodall, about to shoot a silverback gorilla
00:56:08I'm guessing you're a veteran of war
00:56:10Did you kill anyone, Sander?
00:56:12Until we get his transcript
00:56:14He's not our responsibility
00:56:16Duncan Park, hipernosis
00:56:19Zero days since I've stabbed someone, Joanne
00:56:21Do you hate me that much?
00:56:24Yes
00:56:24What happened to your face?
00:56:26What happened to your face?
00:56:28What happened to your face?
00:56:37I nearly socked Lorraine when she signed me up to be a whore
00:56:41It triggered me like a fire alarm at a fireworks factory
00:56:45That's how bad it triggered me
00:56:47Never again!
00:56:48Bardolph goes to see Joanne for anger management purposes
00:56:52He's upset at something
00:56:55I don't know if we really know what that is yet
00:56:58To me, some of it's just old-fashioned generational ageism
00:57:02Where he's older and he sees the younger people screwing things up
00:57:06And she gives him a mnemonic
00:57:09Stop
00:57:10S, stop
00:57:11T, take a step back
00:57:12O, observe
00:57:13P, proceed
00:57:16Mindfully
00:57:16It's just a little thing to remember for when that
00:57:20The S of stop is for stop, correct?
00:57:22That was actually bestowed upon one of my writers
00:57:25And she would joke about that
00:57:27I may start S is for start
00:57:29T, throwing thing
00:57:32Carl
00:57:32I think it's hysterical
00:57:34From the point of view of Bardolph
00:57:36Getting so pissed off
00:57:37On the lack of thought
00:57:39That went into making stop
00:57:41The first step of stop
00:57:43Based on a true story
00:57:44Don't say it
00:57:46I'm gonna say it
00:57:46Don't say it
00:57:47I'm gonna say it
00:57:47Retarded
00:57:48Okay
00:57:49And the last T is for therapists
00:57:50I am going to start doing things
00:57:53And retarded therapists
00:57:57You're out
00:57:59What was Joanne texting Jerry about?
00:58:01She wants a gun
00:58:02A gun
00:58:04Uh oh
00:58:05Also in episode two
00:58:07You have a real ratcheting up
00:58:09Of the Joanne Duncan dynamic
00:58:13He feels like they were gonna be partners
00:58:15And now she's not returning his calls
00:58:17She's ghosting him
00:58:18I don't want to sorrow you
00:58:20Duncan breaking into Joanne's house
00:58:22First of all, it's probably my favorite scene in the season
00:58:25I just love it
00:58:26These two actors are duking it out
00:58:29In a way that's incredibly gratifying to watch
00:58:32I just have to say
00:58:33Like working with Sarah
00:58:34Has been an absolute treat
00:58:36You know, it's important
00:58:37Like to show up every day
00:58:39To work and be inspired
00:58:40By the people around you
00:58:41To push harder
00:58:42You know, be better
00:58:44It was just
00:58:45On the little
00:58:47Insider treating
00:58:49But you can't unfuck that bell
00:58:51You committed a crime
00:58:53And I'm the natural consequence of that crime
00:58:55It is the moment when
00:58:57Their characters' wants and needs
00:59:00Come to a collision point
00:59:03Joanne seemingly gives in
00:59:05All I need is just
00:59:06One of your clients
00:59:09Carl Bardolph
00:59:11Carl Bardolph
00:59:12We know that Carl Bardolph
00:59:13Is violently angry
00:59:15And does not want people
00:59:16Talking to him
00:59:17And worshipping at his feet
00:59:19She does not mention that to Duncan
00:59:20That will play out
00:59:22In the next episode
00:59:23Of The Audacity
00:59:51The Audacity
01:00:04The Audacity
01:00:04The Audacity
01:00:04The Audacity
01:00:04The Audacity
01:00:05The Audacity
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