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00:09So, yeah, we're a lot less structured than Bailey here.
00:13We don't divide the pot by sector, but by relationship.
00:16We eat what we kill.
00:18But often, I will partner a manager with a specific target
00:22if I think they have a better shot that way.
00:23So, transparency within the office.
00:25Yeah, that makes sense.
00:26Uh-huh.
00:27I know you're used to a more siloed approach, Coop,
00:30but I've got to tell you, I think this could be a great fit for us.
00:35Max, yeah, get in here.
00:36Coop, you know Max Cone?
00:37I don't know. Do we?
00:39Oh, the Robin Hood dinner last year.
00:40You outbid me on the suite for Taylor Swift.
00:42Right. Sorry about that.
00:44Yes, I have a 17-year-old daughter.
00:45That would have been hell to pay.
00:47I bet.
00:47Max is a superstar.
00:49He's been on the hot streak all over emerging markets.
00:52Well, I look forward to hearing all about that.
00:54Uh, you're aware of the non-solicit?
00:58No, legalism worried.
00:59The cost of enforcement would be too stiff, even for Bailey.
01:05Okay.
01:06So, I run my own book, transparently.
01:08Of course, the usual draw.
01:11All that's left to figure out is the percentages on the sheriff.
01:13Sound about right?
01:15Not exactly, no.
01:18It's Max's book.
01:20You'd be, uh, hired gun hunting and gathering for a fee.
01:23We'll see how it goes.
01:24Yeah, we work together to bring in the investment capital.
01:27So, I bag the elephants for the kid.
01:29He builds his book, and then you cut me loose.
01:31Whoa.
01:32I don't need anybody's help.
01:33All due respect, Max.
01:35Your boss thinks you do, or we wouldn't be having this conversation, would we?
01:38Coop.
01:39Three Yankees did a shitty 7% last year, Ben.
01:42The year before that, you were down 20% when everybody else was up.
01:45We outperformed the index stocks in the aggregate.
01:46Max, be quiet.
01:47Nobody cares about the index stocks.
01:49Who's his father?
01:50What?
01:51He's been in here less than five minutes.
01:52I already know he's somebody's son.
01:55My sister.
01:58Well, Uncle Ben, you're one margin call away from selling shitty condos in New Jersey,
02:02and you're about to hand the keys over to some dipshit in cheap shoes.
02:05Hey!
02:05Who's a member of the Lucky Sperm Club.
02:07Bro, you can't come in here.
02:07Shut the fuck up, Max.
02:09Coop?
02:10Ben, you're a sinking ship.
02:13You're a punchline at dinner parties.
02:16Well, from what I hear, the only place willing to meet you.
02:20What does that say about you?
02:24Good luck.
02:36I was unemployed and apparently unhirable, sitting in a $200,000 car wearing my best suit
02:42and a stolen watch.
02:44Nothing made sense.
02:46And that being the case, it was time to start considering some other options.
03:04Protect Philippe Nautilus, 18 carat.
03:08It's a nice watch.
03:11Got to check the book, but I think I can give you about $175,000 for it.
03:17It has a strong second-hand market for these.
03:19$200,000.
03:21$185,000.
03:22Best and last.
03:26Sold.
03:27Great.
03:28I just need the box and the papers.
03:34It's not new.
03:36Yeah, I know.
03:36But it's got a serial number and a certificate of authenticity, which I'm going to need.
03:42Well, I don't have any of that.
03:43It was a gift.
03:46Right.
03:48Sorry, my friend.
03:49No papers, no sale.
03:52Well, what if I drop the price?
03:59Here.
04:01You go here, in the Bronx.
04:03You ask for Lou.
04:06Lou?
04:07Yeah.
04:07And you tell Lou Lipschitz sent you.
04:31You have to go here.
04:36You have to go here.
04:53you lou who's asking oh uh sorry lipschitz sent me i'm lou
05:04how do you know lipschitz we just met met where in a bar a synagogue a.a meeting where
05:11oh his shop uh i'm just i'm trying to sell this
05:18we're going in back rocco come on let's have a look
05:37go upstairs and watch tv while puppy does business okay
05:47yeah so my uh my wife just thinks it's too showy too showy no
05:56is that why you don't wear a wedding ring you're gonna buy the watch you're gonna analyze me i can
06:02do both at the same time i'll give you 65 for it lipschitz was gonna give me 185 then he
06:12sent you
06:13to me you could sell it legit you wouldn't be here 95. we don't get men like you in here
06:25very often
06:26you're what a trader stockbroker whatever the point is you're a man who buys and sells things
06:34he never touches you assign value out of your ass your skill isn't selling that value to other rich
06:42schmucks now here you are selling me something you can hold in your hand this is new to you
06:48you don't understand this market but you still think you can negotiate it that's not savvy that's
06:56stupidity maybe it's just desperation
07:03that's the first honest thing you've said now we can do business i'll give you 60. you just said 65.
07:12deal
07:13you got me back to my original price some negotiator
07:35a paper shadow in a house of stone the wooden flag of a drifting dream boat
07:45i never knew how far the ride was gonna go till i look back at the smoke you can't keep
07:55up with the johnson
07:58i don't want to
08:00don't want to run for the roses
08:03i got my pocket of poses
08:09sometimes i wonder why
08:11sometimes i wonder why
08:14i just don't ever be chosen
08:19Don't want to smell their dying roses
08:24I got my pocket full of roses
08:29I don't keep up with the choices
08:53Oh, babe
09:07It's time, bud
09:11It's time
09:12Good morning, we're late
09:14Hey, did you text your dad back?
09:17Are you kidding?
09:18Just text him back, please
09:19For me
09:21Yeah, hi
09:23Hi, mom
09:37My thong has impregnated me
09:54She's like an expert on finding ways to call my mom's boyfriend a dick
09:58It was just a selfie
09:59I shared it with my boyfriend
10:01Then he shared it with his friends
10:03Who?
10:04I dropped out of robotics club
10:05Tell me what happened
10:07You can't make me talk
10:10No, look, he comes downstairs with flowers
10:13He planted the biggest, loggiest, most hungiest kiss on me that you've ever experienced in your life
10:20Mark?
10:21And my mother went off on me
10:23Like she usually does
10:24I guess I just proved her right for, like, a thousandth time
10:28Well, now, wait a minute
10:29Can we acknowledge that there's a difference between getting detention and keying a car?
10:35Yeah
10:36I know
10:38Is that the first time you've ever done something like that?
10:41First time I got caught
10:42Huh
10:44Did you know the owner of the car?
10:46No
10:46It wasn't like that
10:48Why'd you do it then?
10:49I mean, you may not know
10:50But I'm just wondering
10:53What was going through your head?
10:56It's like
10:57I get so angry
11:00It's not really angry
11:01It's more like this energy
11:03And it builds up
11:04And it's just inside me
11:06Making me anxious
11:08And it gets to the point where I feel like I'm vibrating from all of it
11:11And if I don't do something
11:14I'll just explode, you know?
11:18And then I break a window
11:20And key a car or something
11:23And it's like
11:25It just seeps out of me
11:27And I can breathe right again
11:39We all have a dream
11:41Some nirvana we picture
11:43That place we want to get to
11:45That will finally mean we've pulled it off
11:46Success
11:47Happiness
11:48Peace
11:50For me, it was Westmont Village
11:52With its seven and eight figure homes
11:54Rolling lawns
11:55And exclusive clubs
11:56Come on, Sprinkles
11:57Come on
11:58But I was starting to suspect
11:59That my dreams
12:00Had been every bit as full of shit
12:01As the rest of me
12:25The Oakwood Country Club
12:26A hundred grand a year
12:27Buys you the privilege
12:28Of paying 40% above market
12:30For every salad, burger, coffee
12:31And cocktail they serve
12:33But if you don't join
12:34It looks to everyone else
12:36Like they wouldn't have you
12:37It's the age-old economics
12:39Of social extortion
12:40But seeing it for what it was
12:41Never stopped me from falling in line
12:43With all the other suckers
12:45Nice
12:49Why is she hitting with Nick?
12:51Because you're late
12:55Tennis is my thing
12:56Can you please just
12:58Not have him do that?
12:59It wasn't planned, Coop
13:01You just never know when you're going to show up
13:02In the tournaments tomorrow
13:03She's doing fine
13:04She needs to get her UTR up to a nine
13:07For Princeton to even look at her
13:09I thought she was at a nine
13:10She's an eight-seven
13:12She's doing two consecutive matches
13:14With those four- or five-star recruits
13:15At this thing
13:16Well, how is a basketball player
13:17Going to help with that?
13:18He was here
13:20On time
13:25All right
13:26Let's go
13:28Hey
13:31Hey, Coopstar, about that
13:32Just trying to help
13:33Yeah, yeah, yeah
13:33If I hear if anybody
13:34Needs their wife fucked
13:35I'll let you know
13:40All right
13:40Let's just do some net work, huh?
13:42Coach tells us not to rush the net
13:45Well, he's right
13:46Except when he's
13:48Not
13:52Okay, the tournament is tomorrow
13:53It's not the time
13:55It's basic tennis
13:56Come on, let me show you
13:57Hit it, hit it hard
14:06You okay?
14:08Nice
14:08Good one
14:10Punch my boyfriend in the balls
14:13Okay
14:13Well, it was still worth it
14:15Hey, Tori
14:17Hey, Charles
14:18Good luck tomorrow
14:19You too, bitch
14:23I thought you two were friends
14:25Yeah, we are
14:25But there's only one spot
14:26For an incoming freshman
14:27On the tennis team
14:28Well, look on the bright side
14:29Maybe she won't get into Princeton
14:30Maybe I won't
14:32Now you're just being stupid
14:35Come on
14:35Back to the baseline
14:36Let's go
14:40From the moment I laid eyes on you
14:43This is what I said
14:44I said I see it
14:46And I like it
14:47And I want it
14:49Yes, I do
14:52I need it
14:53To make me happy
14:55Oh, baby, yes, I do mean you
14:59From the moment I laid eyes on you
15:02This is what I said
15:03And I said
15:03A beautiful sight to see
15:07Is everything
15:07Things with you and Nick seem really good, huh?
15:10They're fine
15:13Still early days
15:15Early days?
15:16He's practically living with you
15:18What?
15:18No, he isn't
15:19I send him home all the time
15:21I'd like to have my bed to myself
15:23I'll send him to me
15:24I'll keep him in the garage like a mower
15:26I'll take him out when I need a little trim
15:29What does that mean?
15:30Mary and I joined his gym
15:31Yes, yes
15:32Great glasses
15:33Great
15:34I prefer Equinox
15:37That's because Mel needs her space, doesn't she?
15:41Guys
15:41What?
15:43Paul's here
15:46Oh, dear
15:48Is that the waitress?
15:50Yeah
15:50In the flesh
15:52Literally, that's all her flesh
15:54I do not believe you brought her here
15:56Should we rule about that?
15:58Fuck her
15:59Yeah, fuck her
16:00How old is she?
16:0116, 17
16:0224
16:04Her name's Misty
16:05God
16:06I was gonna guess Savannah
16:07But
16:09Misty Trucks
16:10Yeah
16:12Well, you've been to his places
16:13All his waitresses are some version of her
16:16Hey, hey, hey, hey
16:18What?
16:20Present company excluded, of course
16:23It's fine, it's fine
16:25He picked me 15 years ago
16:27Back when I wore bikinis like that
16:28Don't even, Sam
16:30You are hot as fuck
16:31And when you say you're ready
16:33We're gonna set you up with some eligible bachelors
16:36Oh
16:37Oh, yeah, Sam
16:38You're gonna have more dick than you know what to do with
16:40Okay
16:41So what do you know about dick?
16:42Thank you guys, but, uh, she can have him
16:47And you can have his money
16:49Hey
16:49Hey, here, here
16:54Weekend brunch at the club
16:55Where you'll find great food
16:57Good company
16:57And an endless parade of conspicuous consumerism
17:01It's not like I'd never noticed
17:03But I guess now I was seeing it differently
17:07Hey, guys
17:08How's it going?
17:10Hi, who?
17:10Are you joining us?
17:11Uh, unclear
17:12Have you seen Hunter?
17:14Anybody?
17:14No, he's around here somewhere
17:16Jake
17:17Hey
17:18Hey
17:21Hey there, Jake
17:23How are you, buddy?
17:24Mr. Cooper
17:26Sorry about the other day
17:28You kind of caught me by surprise
17:29Yeah, I was pretty surprised myself
17:31Yeah, I bet
17:33Well, I hope there's no
17:36Lasting damage
17:38And, uh, more importantly
17:39I hope there's no hard feelings
17:41Sure, no hard feelings
17:42Good
17:43Great, come on
17:44Sit down, have some lunch
17:45Yeah, Jake, come on
17:46Hey, how's that?
17:47I'd like it better if you meant it
17:48Well, I'd like it better if he kept his pants off
17:50Okay
17:51Understand me?
17:52Come on
17:52All right
17:53If you see Hunter, please tell him I am looking for him
17:57Thank you
18:00Hi there
18:01Oh, hey
18:02How are you?
18:02Well, I'm so mad at you
18:04I know, but to be honest, I can't exactly remember why
18:06Oh, fuck
18:07Hey, hey, I'm kidding
18:08I'm kidding, I'm kidding
18:09I'm sorry
18:10Sam, come on
18:11I'm sorry about the other night
18:13I was preoccupied
18:14Well, normally I'd stay mad at you a little longer
18:16But Paul brought his damn waitress
18:17And I'm feeling vulnerable
18:18Which is really pissing me off
18:19So, yeah
18:20Did you see what she was wearing?
18:23You know, I didn't notice
18:24That's because she's wearing so little of it
18:26Point is, I need to feel sexy really damn soon
18:29So I'm gonna give you a pass
18:30Well, I'll make it worth your while
18:31Damn right you will
18:32Hey, girl
18:33Hey, guys
18:34How's it going?
18:36Hello, ladies
18:37Brad, Jules
18:38How's it going?
18:39Hey, Coop
18:40What's new and exciting?
18:41Oh, God
18:42Same old, same old
18:42Nothing's at the back
18:43There shouldn't be a few bricks
18:45About the rate hikes
18:46But we'll see the way through
18:47Please, guys
18:48Spare us the shop talk
18:49Chelsea, I saw you hitting earlier
18:51You're looking very strong
18:52Oh, thank you, Mr. Cooper
18:53I saw Nick hitting with Tori
18:56You bringing the big guns, huh?
18:59Coop
18:59He's the big gun, honey
19:01He played for Princeton
19:03Did I know that?
19:04It was a lifetime ago
19:05Well, I'm predicting
19:07Our daughters make it to the final again
19:09Like last year
19:10What do you think?
19:11That's the smart money
19:12Hi
19:13How are you?
19:14Good
19:15Good
19:15Good morning, everybody
19:16Happy weekend
19:17Hey, honey
19:18How was the pool?
19:20Speaking of smart money
19:22I pulled a lot of strings
19:23To get you that
19:24Three Yankees interview
19:24Come on
19:25It was a bullshit job
19:26And that bullshit job
19:27Could have been yours
19:28Look
19:29You've been shunned, my friend
19:30And before you can get back
19:31To where you were
19:32You've got to get a foot in the door
19:33I opened the fucking door
19:35I'm not going to sing
19:35For my supper party
19:36See if you're singing that
19:37June in six months
19:39I think you're just worried
19:40About your five percent
19:41Damn right I am
19:42Along with about
19:42Forty thousand
19:43In unpaid invoices
19:44You owe me
19:46I'm just saying
19:47Yeah, well
19:47I'm just saying
19:48I gotta go
19:50You just said that
19:51I know
19:51I gotta go
19:52Hey
19:54Hey, Dad
19:56Are you high?
19:58No
20:01Barely
20:01Hunter
20:02It's fine
20:03I just took one hit
20:04Rain it in
20:06You are too young
20:07For this shit
20:09Weren't you gonna get the drums?
20:12It's a long story
20:12They're at my house
20:14Well, can we go get them?
20:16You can use Mom's car
20:20Actually, that's a pretty good idea
20:21You know what?
20:22I have an errand to run first
20:23And then we can go get the drums
20:25Deal
20:25Okay
20:26Um, why don't you
20:27Go and
20:29Switch cars
20:32Can you do it?
20:34Well, she's gonna freak out
20:35If she thinks I'm high
20:36Well, if you can't do the time
20:37Don't do the crime
20:40Go get it
20:40Come on
21:07How'd that go?
21:08Better than expected
21:09Yeah
21:10Here
21:10You're gonna need that
21:17What the hell is that?
21:19Have you not seen the Asp Mobile yet?
21:22It's Nick's
21:23I'm very proud of it
21:26I bet
21:30Thank you
21:31My dad's in the Aspاء
21:34My dad's in the Aspire
21:56My dad's in the Aspire
22:13Hello, hello. Come on in.
22:15We got a new coffee machine.
22:18I'm gonna make us all coffee.
22:22Did they kick you out?
22:24Mom.
22:24No, they didn't kick me out. I'm just asking.
22:26If that place was falling apart, we're trying to find her a better place.
22:29So, why isn't she staying with you?
22:31Gee, thanks, Mom.
22:32Well, I'm just saying, this isn't exactly the Ritz. Why would you want to come back here?
22:35I don't have a spare bedroom.
22:37Oh, I keep forgetting you're not in the big house anymore.
22:42Look, if it's gonna be a problem, I can just...
22:44No, of course not.
22:47I'm just saying.
22:49What exactly is it you're just saying?
22:52I'm just saying, I wish I knew why you both seemed so hell-bent on screwing up your lives.
22:56Jesus, fuck.
22:58Who wants decaf?
22:59Oh, that's me.
23:00We don't have decaf, Ron.
23:01The silver pods are decaf.
23:02No. The blue were. And we're out.
23:05Oh. You still want it?
23:07Seems like as good a time as any to dial up my anxiety.
23:12I'm gonna go put your bags upstairs.
23:15Andy, your coffee?
23:16Yeah.
23:17Dad, I'll get it later.
23:40I saw Bruce and his family at the stop-and-shop.
23:44He has those two adorable kids.
23:47He has gorgeous skin tone.
23:49It's a bit lighter than Bruce's because of that wife of his.
23:52That's great, Mom.
23:53Anyway, he seemed very happy to see me, all things considered.
23:57And I just couldn't help thinking how things would have been if you'd just married him back then.
24:02I would have still been me.
24:04You were supposed to get married?
24:06It's a long story.
24:06She skipped out on her own wedding.
24:08I had a psychotic break.
24:09I know. I'm not blaming you.
24:12Just saying.
24:15Change of plans.
24:16We're leaving.
24:17Okay.
24:18Wait a minute.
24:18What happened?
24:19Where are you going?
24:20He couldn't have just fixed up a room.
24:22Made her bed.
24:22I was planning on it.
24:24All right.
24:25Come on.
24:26Let's go.
24:29I love you, Mom.
24:32Love you, Dad.
24:34Come on.
24:36This way.
24:42No one drank the coffee.
24:53Grammar really sucks.
24:56Buddy, you have no idea.
24:58You can have my room, Ellie.
24:59Well, that's sweet, babe.
25:01But I don't want to invade your space.
25:03It's fine.
25:03I'm not there, though, much anywhere.
25:11Fuck.
25:22Don't linger in doorways.
25:23It's creepy.
25:26Sorry.
25:27Here.
25:29This is the last of it.
25:30Great.
25:31Thanks.
25:32Look, I'm sorry to have to uproot you like this.
25:34Please.
25:34I'll be fine.
25:35I just need some time to get my feet back underneath me, and then we'll get you set up someplace
25:38else.
25:39All right?
25:39Andy, you've been taking care of me for years.
25:42Whatever else you think you might have fucked up, you've always been an above-average brother.
25:48I'd be lost without you.
26:00I have to run a couple errands.
26:03I'm going to run a couple errands.
26:04You going to be okay here for a while?
26:06I don't need babysitting.
26:08Go.
26:08Maybe life.
26:09All right.
26:10Clean your shit up.
26:11Put it away.
26:12Come on.
26:14Eighty-some-odd years ago, Herschel Levitt fled Hitler and immigrated to the United States,
26:18where he scraped together enough cash to buy a small diner in upstate New York, just off the interstate.
26:22By the time his pre-diabetic grandson, Paul, Samantha's husband, took over the family business,
26:27it was nine diners and a slew of higher-end restaurants.
26:30And now, Herschel's empire, which fed his family for almost a century, would fall to the vagaries of New York
26:36state divorce law.
26:38All because Paul couldn't keep his dick in his pants.
26:41Uh.
26:42Hey.
26:45I'm sorry.
26:45What the fuck is that?
26:47Oh, that's Nick's.
26:48Yeah.
26:49Pretty tasteful, I think.
26:51And why are you driving Nick's car?
26:52Well, I had to trade cars because I had to pick up a drum kit with Hunter.
26:55I didn't have time to trade back.
26:56It's, it's been a day.
26:58Do you want me to put it in the garage?
27:01No, I have a better idea.
27:03Oh!
27:04Oh!
27:05Hey.
27:06Hey, touch my arm.
27:08Oh, God.
27:11Oh, God.
27:12Oh, yeah.
27:13Yeah.
27:14Fuck.
27:15God.
27:16Oh!
27:17Oh!
27:20Hey.
27:22Fuck!
27:25Fuck!
27:26Nick's gonna love his new car smell.
27:29So, you left the club pretty fast today.
27:32Yeah, I was dealing with some family stuff.
27:34Yeah, everything okay?
27:35Yeah.
27:36It's, sure.
27:37It's all good.
27:39You know, it's getting harder and harder to go to the club these days.
27:42The only bright spot is seeing you, and we have to pretend that nothing's going on.
27:47Yeah, well, I'm not sure I can stomach being at the center of another club controversy.
27:51Oh, God, no.
27:52Yours is old news already.
27:53Mine is just kicking into high gear.
27:55You know the girlfriend tried to talk to me today about Henry's anxiety levels?
28:00And how did that go?
28:01Not as well as she'd hoped.
28:03Honestly, I don't know whether to hate her or to pity her.
28:08Well, hate him.
28:09Pity her.
28:10Mm-hmm.
28:12And fuck you.
28:14Exactly.
28:17God, now I'm worried that Henry has anxiety.
28:20She got in your head, huh?
28:21Oh, yes, I know.
28:22It's so annoying.
28:24Are you heading out?
28:27Well, I thought I could stay at night.
28:31You know, I could leave before my kids got up.
28:34That's a great idea.
28:38I could listen to a podcast.
28:40Oh.
28:41There's this really great one.
28:43Oh.
28:44Okay.
28:44About, um, home organization.
28:48And, um.
28:48Okay.
28:50You, uh, you separate your pots from their lids.
28:53Okay, that's smart.
28:56Yeah.
28:57And then, um, they have a whole room just for the luggage.
29:02Oh.
29:03In the luggage room.
29:05That's really convenient.
29:06Mm-hmm.
29:35No?
29:36Okay.
29:39How did it go with your dad today?
29:42Fine.
29:43Do you two do anything fun?
29:47It's okay to have fun with him, you know.
29:50It's not gonna hurt my feelings, I promise.
29:53I know.
29:58And it's okay to miss him.
30:01Honestly, it doesn't feel that different than it did before.
30:04Okay.
30:05Okay.
30:08Okay.
30:11Okay.
31:45I had to pee.
31:52I get it.
31:56Can you tuck me in?
31:58Good, buddy.
31:59Where we going?
32:01Yeah.
32:01Okay.
32:02Get in bed.
32:03There you go.
32:05Let's tuck you in.
32:06There you go.
32:08Okay.
32:08Night-night.
32:10I need my dragon.
32:12Where is it?
32:13On the dresser.
32:16Oh, yeah.
32:18There it is.
32:20This guy, huh?
32:22Yeah.
32:24Okay, pal.
32:25Here's your dragon.
32:30Can you stay until I fall asleep?
32:43Sure, buddy.
32:44Sure.
32:44I'll be right here.
32:45Okay?
32:47Be right here.
32:47We'll go.
32:48I'll see.
32:48Okay.
32:50There you go, buddy.
32:58It was at moments like these,
33:00sitting on the floor in someone else's house
33:02in the middle of the night,
33:03tucking in someone else's kid,
33:05when I realized how far you could drift away
33:08from your own life
33:08without actually going anywhere.
33:27Uh, hello?
33:30Good morning.
33:33I was having a little trouble
33:34getting the hang of your kitchen,
33:35so I went out
33:37and I got all of our favorites
33:39from when we were kids.
33:41Did you get milk?
33:43Fuck me.
33:44I'm kidding.
33:45I have milk.
33:45I think.
33:46Asshole.
33:52Well,
33:53Sam Levitt.
33:54Yeah.
33:56I mean,
33:57now that you say it,
33:57I guess it makes sense.
33:58When you're both attractive
34:00and freshly single,
34:02no one's single out here,
34:03so it's either Sam Levitt
34:04or, you know, adultery.
34:06I'm beginning to wish
34:07I hadn't told you about this.
34:08Don't get me wrong.
34:10Sam's a hottie,
34:11from what I can remember.
34:14You could do a lot worse.
34:17Right?
34:18It's fine.
34:19What?
34:22I mean,
34:24we used to have them over for dinner.
34:26We used to go over there.
34:27Nick and Ivy, too.
34:28Now Nick's with Mel.
34:31I'm sleeping with Sam,
34:32my job.
34:33It just feels like somebody
34:34scrambled the whole universe.
34:35I'm lost in the shuffle.
34:40Welcome to my life.
34:44I'll clean this up, by the way.
34:47Will you?
34:48Probably not.
35:01How old are you, Tony?
35:04I just turned 41.
35:0741.
35:08Such a good age.
35:09I remember that age.
35:10Just beyond the bullshit
35:12striving of your 30s,
35:15starting to feel like
35:17a real grown-up,
35:18and then you get older
35:19and you realize
35:19there aren't a fucking grown-ups
35:20and you have no idea
35:21what the fuck you're doing.
35:23Find yourself day drinking
35:24in a bar.
35:25Something to look forward to.
35:28Are you okay?
35:30Yeah.
35:32Don't mind me.
35:33You know,
35:36I always figured
35:37I was older than you.
35:38You're a terrible life.
35:40You want another one?
35:42Yes, but I'm not going to.
35:48Thank you, young man.
35:51You have a nice day.
35:52Mm.
36:28Brad and Julie Sperling
36:29weren't home.
36:31Yes.
36:32I knew that
36:33because I knew
36:33exactly where they were.
36:40And I knew that
36:42because I was supposed
36:43to be there, too.
36:56Out.
36:5830, 40.
37:11Deuce.
37:19Bingo.
37:32Hello?
37:37Jules did M&A for a large Japanese bank,
37:39and she could out-deal and out-drank most of her male counterparts.
37:43Her husband, Brad, was a New England blueblood
37:45whose family Bible traced their ancestry back to the Mayflower.
37:49As far as I could tell, Brad spent his time playing golf
37:51and reading books about war.
37:54Nice work if you could get it.
37:56Chelsea, their daughter, was a nice enough kid
37:57who was hopefully having her ass handed to her by my daughter
38:00on the tennis court at that exact moment.
38:20Good morning.
38:46The Richard Mille Felipe Massa automatic chronograph with a signature rose gold and titanium skeleton
38:51and flyback function goes for upwards of $225,000. I hadn't seen Brad wear this in years, which meant he
38:58probably wouldn't miss it.
38:59He may have already forgotten he owned it.
39:16Out, game, set, match. Corey Cooper will advance to the final.
39:21That worked. Yeah.
39:23There you go.
39:45Looked like Jules and Brad were leaving nothing to chance.
39:48They had bought next month's SATs, complete with the answer key.
40:0830, all.
40:22Sorry. Sorry, guys.
40:29Seriously?
40:30Uh, okay. I know. I'm sorry.
40:32What were you doing that was more important than this?
40:34You were stupid for watching.
40:35Something came up, all right? Look, it looks like she did okay.
40:38Are you kidding me? She ate that shit up.
40:41When I told you to show up for our daughter, I meant show up on time.
40:46You're becoming a caricature of yourself.
40:48I already said I'm sorry.
40:49It's not me I have to apologize to.
40:51Okay.
40:52So, can we drop it?
40:53Okay.
41:03C'mon.
41:0440, 30.
41:06Alright, girl.
41:07Good day, girl.
41:08You did it.
41:12Yeah.
41:19Uh.
41:19Yeah.
41:20Uh.
41:22Uh.
41:31it was a strange new feeling being around someone when you had just been in their house going through
41:36their things when you had their $225,000 watch in your pocket and they had no idea
41:42if I'm being honest I wasn't hating it
42:10it's not like I thought petty larceny was any
42:12kind of solution to my problems but Lou had handed me $65,000 with no questions asked
42:17and in my current situation it was hard to argue with that kind of tax-free return on investment
42:22hey, Bronco, right? Lou here
42:29yeah, someone's asking for you
42:32nah, it's that white guy, looks like he brushes his hair a lot
42:36okay
42:55the negotiator
42:58nice to see you again
43:05we shoved you
43:08very fancy
43:13your wife making you sell this one, too?
43:15I'm divorced
43:16no shit
43:20let me guess, you lost the papers for this one, too
43:27go home, negotiator
43:29what?
43:30no papers, no deal
43:31thought you told me you could move this stuff
43:32now I'm telling you, quit while you're ahead
43:36I don't understand
43:37not my problem
43:38give me the fucking ring, man
43:41just give me the fucking ring
43:43get out of here
43:45fuck your ring, my mother's ring
43:47fuck, I'm gonna pull a fucking knife out in the air
43:49Jesus
43:51you're not even a piece of shit, Donnie
43:53fuck you and fuck
43:55that's enough, Donnie
43:56but guys, just pull my fucking ring, Lou
43:57man, you can't make fucking ring
43:59fuck you, Rocco
44:00he's 200 short
44:01come on, Rocco, man
44:02this is my mother's fucking ring
44:03who are you kidding?
44:04put down that goddamn knife and get out of my shop
44:14you can walk away
44:15or you can spend the next six months
44:17wishing like hell you did
44:23alright, Lou, look, I'm
44:25fucking sorry, Lou, okay, I'm sorry
44:27it's my mother's ring
44:28now tell me you won't be back
44:31come on, Lou
44:32say the words, Donnie
44:40I won't be back
44:41you walk in here again
44:43you leave with a big hole in you
44:46you understand?
44:51yeah
44:52yeah
44:53you're a disgrace, Donnie
45:10you're still here
45:16hey
45:17look, I'm in a bind here
45:20no
45:20no
45:20you're not
45:22you only think you are
45:24I can't help you
45:25look
45:27you can name your price
45:31do I have to ask Rocco to show you out?
45:52fuck
45:53fuck
45:53fuck
45:53fuck
45:54fuck
45:54fuck
45:55fuck
45:55fuck
45:55fuck
45:55fuck
45:56fuck
45:57fuck
46:04It's Lou.
46:05I'm sending you a plate number.
46:09Get me everything you can on this guy.
46:58I'm sending you a plate number.
46:58I'm sending you a plate number.
47:44I'm sending you a plate number.
47:44I'm sending you a plate number.
47:44I'm sending you a plate number.
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