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Crush Alert! Love Request from My Enemy [Full Movie] [Watch Free Online]Full EP - Full
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00:00:03New intimacy level unlocked.
00:00:10New skin, dangerously hot, is equipped.
00:00:19You're staring. You like what you see?
00:00:21Maybe.
00:00:30When are you gonna tell me who you really are?
00:00:32You know who I really am.
00:00:34I'm BallyQueen33.
00:00:36Such a dumb username.
00:00:37Oh, okay, guacamolewizard275.
00:00:40Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:42You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:44You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:45Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person.
00:00:47Or at least a photo.
00:00:51Maybe someday.
00:00:56Crap, I'm late.
00:00:57Good luck, scholarship queen.
00:01:02Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:09In the game of castle claimers,
00:01:11I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight,
00:01:14but on my first day at Edmunds Academy,
00:01:16I feel like a peasant.
00:01:19Watch it!
00:01:20This isn't public school.
00:01:24Forget your training wheels.
00:01:27At least I have my knight's charm
00:01:28to help me get through the day.
00:01:41Stop, stop, stop, stop the car!
00:01:44No!
00:01:47God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:49I'm ruined!
00:01:56He's so hot.
00:01:57Hey!
00:01:58I told you to stop the car!
00:02:05Oh my gosh, it's cold!
00:02:07He's so hot!
00:02:11Hey!
00:02:13What is wrong with you?
00:02:15Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:17Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:20What are you with me, son?
00:02:22What are you talking about?
00:02:23Why?
00:02:25I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:27No, I'm not one of your fans!
00:02:31You just broke something that's really important to me!
00:02:33Yeah, I break a lot of hearts, buttercup.
00:02:35Okay?
00:02:38You should know that.
00:02:40I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:42You were a...
00:02:46Asshole!
00:02:51Alright.
00:02:53I broke something of yours.
00:02:55Sure, but...
00:02:56Hey!
00:02:57You got my attention.
00:03:00So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:08Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:11Have a good day.
00:03:14Don't do it!
00:03:22Oh, fuck!
00:03:24Now we're even.
00:03:26My laptop better not be broken!
00:03:28I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:35You just paid the wrong enemy.
00:03:38You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:41I'm going to make every classroom, every hallway, and every rumor in this school your personal nightmare.
00:03:50I'm gonna make your life for a living hell.
00:03:53What's going on?
00:03:54Close fighting the new girl.
00:03:55Close leaving the new girl.
00:03:57Yeah, idiot.
00:03:58I can see that.
00:04:00Just met an unhinged person.
00:04:03Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:05Same.
00:04:06Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:09Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:13Cole, do you need help?
00:04:14I can help you.
00:04:18The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:19This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:23But he's not your Cole.
00:04:24Shut up, Lindsey.
00:04:26He's not yet.
00:04:28Come in.
00:04:30Hi.
00:04:31I'm Jen.
00:04:32And this is Lindsey.
00:04:34Hi.
00:04:35I'm Haley.
00:04:36So nice to meet you.
00:04:37You have first day jitters?
00:04:39It's totally understandable.
00:04:40We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:42And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:44Come in.
00:04:46Let's go.
00:04:50There you go.
00:04:52Thanks so much.
00:05:15You're welcome, new girl.
00:05:16Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:22You're welcome, new girl.
00:05:25Guacamole wizard.
00:05:26Wow.
00:05:27What are you, catfishing some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:31Hold on.
00:05:34Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy, you should come to Locker 83 right now.
00:05:39Send.
00:05:39Here.
00:05:40Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:44So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:47I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:49At least check on me.
00:05:50Oh, is it the online lover?
00:05:52Ah, chill, please.
00:05:57No way.
00:05:58What is it?
00:05:59Oh, that would clean go to school.
00:06:07Please ignore that.
00:06:08Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:11Send.
00:06:15What is wrong with you?
00:06:16You mess with Cole Edmunds and you're gonna mess with me.
00:06:19Edmunds?
00:06:20What?
00:06:21You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:24Wow.
00:06:25You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:29Stop recording me!
00:06:31Jen is the new girl.
00:06:33Jen is the new girl.
00:06:34Is the new girl...
00:06:36Valley Queen?
00:06:39There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:41Could it be...
00:06:42Jen?
00:06:45Ew.
00:06:49Your enemy is our enemy, Cole.
00:06:51And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:54No chances, Jen.
00:06:56So is it.
00:06:57She does look kinda cute.
00:07:06Please ignore that.
00:07:07Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:10What was I thinking?
00:07:12Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:17Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:19Keep walking, Haley.
00:07:21Just keep walking.
00:07:22You got a problem with shaving this morning, or...?
00:07:25My name's Haley.
00:07:27Wow.
00:07:28Haley.
00:07:28I think you, uh...
00:07:30You used to spell on your upper lip right there.
00:07:34What a coincidence!
00:07:36So did you!
00:07:37Oh, no!
00:07:41Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:42I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:45You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:50Whoever ends up with her must have failed an eye exam.
00:08:06I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:08Something happened, uh...
00:08:09I lost the game.
00:08:10I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:12I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:15And what is this?
00:08:17What I think it is, is...
00:08:19I wanna be with you, and you wanna be with me.
00:08:23As more than just friends.
00:08:26Oh, thank God.
00:08:27I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:29You're my soulmate.
00:08:31Like, I like you so much.
00:08:32Okay, well, since we're dating now, um...
00:08:36I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:38Wait, really?
00:08:40Yeah.
00:08:41Get ready.
00:08:47Okay.
00:08:48No face.
00:08:50Just the boobs.
00:08:51Is it a bad idea?
00:08:53But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:55PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:57All the kids do this.
00:08:59You'll love it.
00:09:04This lighting hates me.
00:09:06Come on, Hayley.
00:09:07Confidence.
00:09:08You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:15Okay.
00:09:16Yeah.
00:09:17That's actually kind of...
00:09:18Oh, my God.
00:09:24Seriously?
00:09:25Hello?
00:09:26Anyone?
00:09:28Don't look at me!
00:09:33Don't look at me!
00:09:34Don't look at me!
00:09:34We're trying not for viable, are we?
00:09:35I don't think you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:38Get out.
00:09:39Now!
00:09:39Fine.
00:09:40Come on.
00:09:42Damn it!
00:09:46Come on.
00:09:47No.
00:09:49No.
00:10:01No.
00:10:03No.
00:10:05No.
00:10:07No!
00:10:19you're helping me
00:10:21I won't, I didn't point on it, but here we are
00:10:30excuse you, these boobs are for someone else
00:10:33I don't have a boyfriend, do we?
00:10:34that is shocking
00:10:36yeah, actually
00:10:37and he'd probably kill you right now if he saw you were flirting with me
00:10:40flirting? yeah, don't lie to yourself
00:10:42I've got a girlfriend too
00:10:43my thoughts and prayers to her
00:10:44funny
00:10:46okay, well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?
00:10:50fine by me
00:10:53oh, and um
00:10:56well, the purple bra, by the way
00:10:58I like it in a weird way
00:11:00not in my type, but
00:11:02you know, power theory, whatever
00:11:03would you just get out of here?
00:11:13hopefully guacamole wizard will like it too
00:11:17Jen, red alert
00:11:18Cole and the new girl are for sure flirting
00:11:21I think it's time to take drastic action
00:11:25don't be a coward, just send it
00:11:28Jen
00:11:32oh my god
00:11:34here goes nothing
00:11:43still no response?
00:11:44don't freak out
00:11:45he's probably just busy
00:11:50give it back
00:11:51why?
00:11:52you don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:55oh, this is actually a really good photo
00:11:57honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it
00:12:00did you get it, Lindsay?
00:12:01mm-hmm
00:12:02got it
00:12:05what are you doing?
00:12:13what are you doing?
00:12:20oh my god
00:12:21oh my god
00:12:22oh my god
00:12:34yo, what's going on?
00:12:37dude, your enemies nude just got put up on the big screen
00:12:39what?
00:12:40yeah
00:12:54come on
00:12:56let's see if these goods are photoshopped
00:13:00stop, delete it, please
00:13:13Oh my brave knight, I wish you were here with me right now.
00:13:21Oh my god.
00:13:23Oh cool, but your anime's kind of hot.
00:13:27Since you're so into slutty photos, why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?
00:13:34Jen no, no no no no no!
00:13:54My school enemy is my allied girlfriend?
00:14:01Stop it!
00:14:03Oh my god!
00:14:12Hi, you okay?
00:14:16Give that to me.
00:14:24Give the phone back, Jan.
00:14:26What the hell, Cole?
00:14:28I thought you'd be happy.
00:14:34how does it feel being exposed to the whole school not good huh now if you don't delete
00:14:38it off your phone i'm exposed what else is fake about you and i know it's not just your purse
00:14:44why are you even defending her she's the loser who has nude photos for random men
00:14:49and he's got more personality than all of you combined and if you mess with her
00:14:53you mess with me you hear me
00:14:59hey where are you cole is on my side now is he doing this to play with my feelings i
00:15:04just need
00:15:04to be alone hey cole is a rich asshole and he said we were enemies but why did i get
00:15:17butterflies when
00:15:17he looked at me today don't stay up too late honey love you mom wait mom
00:15:31do do people change like can a spoiled brat somehow become nice well maybe just give them a second chance
00:16:00top day huh there's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria they're my favorite
00:16:07noted is that all the whole school treats me like i'm their punching bag i'm just trying to bring a
00:16:11little hope to my family and keep my scholarship oh i'm really proud of you and then there's this guy
00:16:19he has this vendetta against me but at the same time he's super contradictory
00:16:24it's so confusing sounds like you're into this guy
00:16:28sounds like you're into this guy
00:16:29no i'm not into this guy i like you only you
00:16:39i really liked your photo by the way you did are you gonna reciprocate i was thinking it would be
00:16:44better if we met in person that sounds amazing when with about after school at the balcony i'll bring
00:16:51dollars deal
00:17:01i'm about to meet my boyfriend
00:17:13stop thinking about coal
00:17:22call me father i heard about you harassing jen at school today defending that nobody hayley girl
00:17:29he was not a nobody dad are those for her
00:17:36what the fuck
00:17:41what the fuck
00:17:42i know what hayley is coal her mother works as a maid at my office that whole family is trash
00:17:49stay away from her
00:17:50and what if i say no
00:17:51stay away from hayley coal or i'll fire her mother
00:17:56what if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable
00:17:59i'm almost 18 soon i'll have my inheritance
00:18:02i hate to make hayley wait but she can't know who i am before i make sure her family is
00:18:08safe
00:18:09you're sick
00:18:12it's called watching out for your future
00:18:19oh hi
00:18:21i'm hayley
00:18:22yes
00:18:24so nice to meet you
00:18:26god
00:18:26i'd give anything just to hear her say my name but the moment she knows i lose her forever
00:18:34thank you for the flowers
00:18:36you're so nice
00:18:41guacamole wizard
00:18:43fail
00:18:47guacamole wizard
00:18:48guacamole wizard
00:18:48ew
00:18:51you're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend
00:18:53pathetic
00:18:54maybe he's married
00:18:56or maybe he's fat
00:18:57and maybe he's sitting on his wife's video
00:19:01i don't want any more trouble
00:19:04why is guacamole wizard still not here
00:19:06oh no we're not here to give you any trouble
00:19:08we just noticed that you didn't have any lunch
00:19:10and so we thought we would bring you a sandwich
00:19:12eat it
00:19:15eat it
00:19:42i'm not gonna come save you
00:19:43he goes after all
00:19:44he's rich
00:19:45like me
00:19:50i'm nothing like you
00:19:59call again
00:20:00why is he always here when i need help
00:20:03pick it up
00:20:04call we were kidding
00:20:06it's ketchup
00:20:07pick that bloody thing up
00:20:13take out your phone and record this
00:20:22didn't your dad tell you not to mess with hayley anymore
00:20:24don't think you have leverage here
00:20:26cause i'll tell your mom how fucked up you are
00:20:29you're gonna hold that thing next to your face
00:20:30and do what i say
00:20:34i
00:20:34will leave hayley alone
00:20:38i will leave hayley alone
00:20:44got it
00:20:44yeah
00:20:45let's go
00:20:47what are you looking at
00:20:52got it
00:20:53let's go
00:21:01uh
00:21:02thank you
00:21:04wow
00:21:06never thought i'd hear you say that
00:21:09why do you keep following me around
00:21:11i just
00:21:13i happen to see you
00:21:16were you waiting at someone
00:21:17yeah
00:21:18my boyfriend actually
00:21:22well he
00:21:24he kind of stood me up so
00:21:26maybe you didn't do it on purpose
00:21:29maybe you gotta do it nice today
00:21:32cole are you being nice to me
00:21:35you thought we were enemies
00:21:37i mean i still find you incredibly annoying though
00:21:40so
00:21:40not that annoying
00:21:42maybe you'll like me once you realize i have layers
00:21:44are you trying to play with my feelings cole admins
00:21:46cause it's not gonna work
00:21:48i'm like those stupid spoiled heiresses
00:21:56how'd that online boyfriend in your ears make you fall for her
00:22:02he
00:22:02he
00:22:03he makes me feel safe
00:22:05you wouldn't understand though
00:22:11i understand better than you think
00:22:14cole understands me better than i think
00:22:19does he
00:22:21why you touch him like this
00:22:32if you keep staring i'm gonna think you like what you see
00:22:36no my
00:22:38my boyfriend has way better abs than you do
00:22:43in the game
00:22:46aww in the game huh
00:22:53why does he have to smell so good
00:22:59are you that slow in the game too
00:23:03i can see why he likes you
00:23:14i can't do this
00:23:17i love my boyfriend
00:23:18and you will never understand that
00:23:20he's
00:23:21smart and he's kind
00:23:22and
00:23:23he loves me for who i am
00:23:26that is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us
00:23:30i
00:23:31i wish i could just tell her right now
00:23:40wait
00:23:41it couldn't be
00:23:44cole what was that notification on your phone
00:23:49there's nothing
00:23:50cole who are you
00:23:55what was that notification on your phone
00:23:56it was my dad telling me my car
00:23:59i got done getting waxed
00:24:01champagne problems huh
00:24:04you live such a tough life
00:24:10what was i thinking
00:24:11we are from two different worlds
00:24:14he just wants to play with me
00:24:15but why did i want to kiss him so badly
00:24:22why didn't you come to school today
00:24:24i
00:24:24i
00:24:25got into a car accident
00:24:26really
00:24:27are you okay
00:24:28you have to keep me in the hospital till prom
00:24:31he was right
00:24:31who
00:24:33nobody
00:24:33which hospital are you staying at
00:24:35i want to come visit you
00:24:36no no you cannot
00:24:37i look miserable now
00:24:39you need to see me in style
00:24:41fine if you say so
00:24:43so
00:24:44are we going to prom together
00:24:46hell yeah we are
00:24:47we send the fireworks wild
00:24:52why would anyone want to sit next to her
00:24:55whoever needs a charity case
00:24:57who
00:24:58who
00:25:04who
00:25:05who
00:25:05who
00:25:05who
00:25:05who
00:25:07who
00:25:14who
00:25:15who
00:25:16who
00:25:16who
00:25:16is she so lucky
00:25:17cole's never been this way with any other girl
00:25:20people think you're really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:23i'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:25because you don't do any homework
00:25:32you finished it?
00:25:34it's okay
00:25:35we'll get to know each other more
00:25:36i'm not that curious about you actually
00:25:38i'm curious about you though
00:25:40like uh
00:25:41how close were you with your mom?
00:25:44what is he trying to do?
00:25:46it's none of your business but i'm very close with my mom
00:25:49i'd kill anyone who hurts her
00:25:54does colt genuinely want to know me?
00:26:05so
00:26:06are you going to prom?
00:26:07yeah well i don't know
00:26:10so you have a date
00:26:12or shall i say victim?
00:26:14are you jealous of me?
00:26:16me?
00:26:17jealous?
00:26:18no why would i be jealous?
00:26:19oh because i think you so secretly want me
00:26:21you are so
00:26:22full of yourself
00:26:24you can do this on your own
00:26:25yeah
00:26:28no way
00:26:29it's a self locking door
00:26:31really?
00:26:32miss gorman's gonna be back in an hour
00:26:34i'm sure it'll be fine
00:26:34i'm stuck here with you for a full hour?
00:26:37no
00:26:37sorry not by that bad
00:26:39i think maybe we can pick up where we left off
00:26:42don't worry
00:26:44maybe try something new
00:26:44mm-mm
00:26:45we're keeping our distance this time actually
00:26:48yeah
00:26:58that was my first kiss
00:27:02my first kiss was not supposed to go like that
00:27:04it was supposed to be special at prom
00:27:07and not just bumping lips
00:27:19you're really good at this
00:27:21why did i want you to regret it?
00:27:23you know
00:27:25we can do more if you want
00:27:41anyway i've been wanting back a lot more than you think
00:27:45so you want me
00:27:48i think you know which i want you
00:27:54do you want me?
00:27:57i want you
00:28:02oh shit
00:28:07anyone in here?
00:28:10oh my god how long have you two been in here?
00:28:13i really need to change this lock
00:28:15are you two okay?
00:28:16um
00:28:17yeah
00:28:18yeah we're good
00:28:19i think so
00:28:19we're all good
00:28:20great
00:28:20okay nice
00:28:27you're just going to pretend like that didn't happen?
00:28:30what didn't happen?
00:28:31haley
00:28:32it's just hormones
00:28:34jake
00:28:35can you still play after your accident?
00:28:38relax i'm not dead
00:28:39wait car accident?
00:28:41guacamole wizard?
00:28:47i gotta go
00:28:56guacamole wizard?
00:28:58huh?
00:29:01are you all better after your car accident?
00:29:03do i know you?
00:29:04why is he being so standoffish?
00:29:06is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:29:08or he heard something about coal?
00:29:11you're crushing your soda can
00:29:14she thinks guacamole wizard is jake myers
00:29:17she was in a real car accident
00:29:18and according to you so is guacamole wizard
00:29:20i can't take this anymore
00:29:22i can't take this anymore
00:29:23coal!
00:29:23wait!
00:29:25oh shit
00:29:30what's up guys?
00:29:32um
00:29:33we were just chatting
00:29:34chatting about jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:29:37was there something that you wanted coal?
00:29:41hey!
00:29:42i just figured i'd bring you some mozzarella sticks
00:29:45they're your favorite
00:29:46right?
00:29:48how did you know that?
00:29:50tough day huh?
00:29:51there's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria
00:29:53they're my favorite
00:29:55he couldn't be coal
00:29:57could he?
00:30:04the truth is um
00:30:05a dickhead?
00:30:08what do you honestly get out of here bro?
00:30:09you came to my table bro
00:30:11and knocked my ball away
00:30:19there it goes again
00:30:20coal is jealous
00:30:21we got a problem here coal?
00:30:23we don't have a problem
00:30:25we don't have a problem
00:30:27right?
00:30:28tell coal to get my ball
00:30:29and we don't have a problem
00:30:31jake it would take me forever to find one of your balls
00:30:36i have the ball now
00:30:37could we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:41coal and jake are fighting over haley?
00:30:44maybe i can use that
00:30:48jake!
00:30:49hey!
00:30:50what if i told you that i have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:54wait seriously?
00:30:55yeah
00:30:55just one little catch
00:30:56you have to pretend to like hallie roth
00:31:02all right
00:31:02you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports
00:31:05if you have any questions i'll be at my desk
00:31:08i thought guacamole wizard would feel more like coal
00:31:12but if he's really jake then maybe this was always going to end
00:31:16you've literally been staring for five minutes
00:31:18i'm thinking
00:31:19about the report or about him?
00:31:21why are you making it so weird about jake?
00:31:23we literally made out of a sore dream
00:31:26maybe i've known jake longer
00:31:27no you don't
00:31:29how do you know that?
00:31:30you're going to prom with someone else
00:31:31stop acting like you're serious about me
00:31:33you have no idea
00:31:39oh my god is jake asking me to prom?
00:31:56heyley someone's here to see you
00:32:10are you asking me to prom?
00:32:12too cheesy?
00:32:14no it's cute
00:32:16The accident, the mozzarella sticks, he is guacamole wizard.
00:32:21So, um, what do you think?
00:32:23You want to go to prom with me?
00:32:26I...
00:32:26I should feel happy, but why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:32Hey, can we not?
00:32:36Hey, can we not?
00:32:39Dude, seriously, what is your problem?
00:32:41My problem here, dude, is that me and my lab partner have work to do.
00:32:44And you're out here to strike me with bad puns.
00:32:46Wow, that is some weak shit, man.
00:32:50Oh, that's weak shit? Is this weak shit?
00:32:55Oh my god!
00:33:03Wow, he's got really pretty eyes.
00:33:11Wait, I can't.
00:33:13Colt, put me down, put me down, put me down.
00:33:17Don't do that again.
00:33:31New couple alert.
00:33:33Fuck off, Janet.
00:33:34Why do you hate me so much, Colt?
00:33:37You and I, we're not that different.
00:33:38And if you'd realize and give me a chance, I think that we would make a great match.
00:33:43Like, say, if you asked me to prom.
00:33:46I might say yes.
00:33:49Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:54Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:56We're both hot, and we're both rich, and our dads have been in business, like, forever, so.
00:34:03I think I'll pass.
00:34:07You're going to regret this, Colt Edmonds.
00:34:11Oh, here they come.
00:34:14If I message Corcamole Wizard, I wonder if Jake's phone will ding.
00:34:20What should we wear to prom?
00:34:22And the Dean's List.
00:34:24That's my son.
00:34:26Yeah.
00:34:27Yeah.
00:34:31Oh, I'll talk to you later.
00:34:33I'll see you around school, okay?
00:34:34Okay, yeah, I'll see you later.
00:34:35Bye.
00:34:36He's so different.
00:34:38Maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:43Haley?
00:34:52Jeez.
00:34:54God.
00:34:59Here, I'll get it.
00:35:01I know.
00:35:06Oh, you're scared of me seeing all the girls on your phone?
00:35:09I don't care.
00:35:10I do care.
00:35:16Haley, I...
00:35:30I don't put a prom with Jake.
00:35:32I mean, he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me.
00:35:34He doesn't even know you.
00:35:36And you do?
00:35:37How do you know I like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:39That's something I've only ever talked about.
00:35:41Because I pay attention to what you like.
00:35:45I noticed it at lunch.
00:35:47The first day.
00:35:49You were watching me?
00:35:51Just...
00:35:52Just don't go to prom with Jake.
00:36:07Move.
00:36:09Cole is talking to Haley.
00:36:11Again.
00:36:12Your job is to keep them away from each other, Jake.
00:36:15Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you.
00:36:17Obviously I do.
00:36:18Okay, then break them up, idiot.
00:36:21Um, what do I do?
00:36:24I've got a few ideas.
00:36:30Hey, look.
00:36:33Someone would take you to prom.
00:36:35I promise.
00:36:36Yeah?
00:36:36Really, like who?
00:36:37I mean, the whole school hates me, except for Jake.
00:36:41And you.
00:36:42But you're not asking me.
00:36:45Hey.
00:36:46Oh, hey, Jake.
00:36:48Hey, Hal.
00:36:49Um, I just wanted to thank you again for the other night.
00:36:54The other night?
00:36:55Yeah, it was...
00:36:58So sexy.
00:37:00You're so sexy.
00:37:02Jake, what are you talking about?
00:37:06Hey, I hate to break it to you, asshole, but she's my prom date.
00:37:14And she's a real tiger in the pep room.
00:37:18Oh, shit.
00:37:20Oh, shit.
00:37:32Oh, my God.
00:37:38Stop, guys.
00:37:39Stop it.
00:37:40Stop.
00:37:40Stop.
00:37:41What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:45Shit.
00:37:46It's Principal Stevens.
00:37:48I've got to save Cole.
00:37:49I mean, Jake.
00:37:49I've got to save Jake.
00:37:55Oh, my God.
00:37:57Principal Stevens, I'm so sorry.
00:38:00Hayley Rock.
00:38:02That's detention.
00:38:03After school.
00:38:04Don't be late.
00:38:21Colin, what are you doing here?
00:38:23Can we keep you company?
00:38:26It's the least I could do if you saved my ass today.
00:38:30The locker thing, that was an accident.
00:38:32Oh, sure.
00:38:35So, uh, you and, you and Jake, huh?
00:38:40No.
00:38:41He lied about that.
00:38:43I don't know why, though.
00:38:44Good.
00:38:46You know, father of the asshole, every time he looks at you, makes me sick to my stomach.
00:38:51Thinking about him touching you, kissing you, I could kill him.
00:38:58Promise me you won't go to prom with him.
00:39:03Okay, fine.
00:39:04I won't.
00:39:08Because I want to go to prom with you.
00:39:12Okay, everyone, let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate.
00:39:23Oh, my God.
00:39:24I am so fed up with this.
00:39:43Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:39:45I tripped.
00:39:46No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:48Jack.
00:39:49What?
00:39:49It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:39:55They're dead.
00:39:56They're both dead.
00:39:57Oh.
00:39:59How am I going to be able to talk to guacamole wizard?
00:40:04Oh.
00:40:06What are you?
00:40:06Are you almost crying?
00:40:09It's probably because you can't afford a new one.
00:40:12Jen, what's going on over there?
00:40:23Wait.
00:40:25No, what's going on is Jen is getting a taste of her own medicine.
00:40:28Mrs. Gorman, it's burning.
00:40:30Mr. Edmonds.
00:40:31Oh, please.
00:40:31It's baking soda and water.
00:40:33You're fine.
00:40:34Detention.
00:40:34Today, after school.
00:40:36Shh.
00:40:49Jake, hey.
00:40:50Oh, uh, sorry.
00:40:52Got to get to student council.
00:40:56Hey, you didn't even try the rice trick.
00:40:58The rice trick?
00:41:01Yeah.
00:41:04You don't know about the...
00:41:06Come on.
00:41:19Hey.
00:41:20Um, Ella.
00:41:23It's Emma.
00:41:24Yeah, that's what I said.
00:41:26Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:41:30Amazing.
00:41:36Hey, it's going to be okay.
00:41:39We'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened.
00:41:42No, it's not just the phone or the laptop.
00:41:45It means...
00:41:46It means I can't...
00:41:48Can't what?
00:41:52I talked to a friend online.
00:41:54He's really important to me.
00:41:59And I'm sure you're really important to him.
00:42:12You know, Cole, if you look past all that hair gel and big ol' ego and rich kid for bravo.
00:42:19Okay, okay.
00:42:20I get it.
00:42:24You're kind of sweet.
00:42:30Hey, look at that.
00:42:32Oh, my God.
00:42:36Oh, my God.
00:42:37You're a miracle worker.
00:42:44Oh, what is taking so long?
00:42:46You doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate.
00:42:48Shut up, Ella.
00:42:50It's Emma.
00:42:51Whatever.
00:42:58Oh, my God.
00:43:01Oh.
00:43:06Oh, morning, Valley Whore.
00:43:09How are things in the castle?
00:43:15Valley Whore?
00:43:17What are they talking about?
00:43:33Guacamole Wizard, when can we be together in person?
00:43:37Guacamole Wizard, I want you so badly, I dream about you touching me.
00:43:40Oh, my God.
00:43:41Someone hacked my Castle Claimers messages.
00:43:44Touch me, Guacamole Wizard.
00:43:47Yeah, hey, Valley Whore.
00:43:48Show them what you really like.
00:43:50Oh, my God.
00:44:08Here you go.
00:44:10Here, this is for you.
00:44:15Oh, do you like what I've done with the place?
00:44:17You hacked my laptop?
00:44:20Oh, no, it wasn't me.
00:44:21It was that kid, Ella.
00:44:22But I definitely got to reap the benefits.
00:44:25What kind of incel sex over a video game, Hayley?
00:44:28What are you, catfishing this guy?
00:44:30No, I'm not trying to catfish him.
00:44:32Hey, everyone, I think Valley Whore's a catfish.
00:44:36Because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you?
00:45:05Stop it, stop, stop!
00:45:09I thought I'd say the janitor's in time.
00:45:15Jane!
00:45:16Hey!
00:45:18Now's the time.
00:45:20Tell them.
00:45:21Tell them what?
00:45:22That you're a guacamole wizard.
00:45:25Who's guacamole wizard?
00:45:28Here you go.
00:45:31Oh, my God.
00:45:33Did you think that Jake was your secret little online boyfriend?
00:45:35Oh, sweetie, I've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you.
00:45:40What?
00:45:40Why would you do that?
00:45:42Oh, I don't know, Cole.
00:45:43Why do you think I would do that?
00:45:46Jake, is this true?
00:45:48Have you been pretending to like me this whole time?
00:45:52Sorry.
00:45:53It was nothing personal?
00:46:00Yeah, nothing personal, huh?
00:46:02Oh!
00:46:03Oh!
00:46:06Oh!
00:46:07Oh!
00:46:08All right, all right, all right!
00:46:10Enough!
00:46:11What in the world is going on here?
00:46:13Is that a leaf blower?
00:46:15That's all him.
00:46:16Okay, well, you both have detention, so...
00:46:23Let me get this straight.
00:46:24You stole a leaf blower and defaced school property?
00:46:28It wasn't school property, Dad.
00:46:30It was Jen's cyber boy spreadsheets.
00:46:32Jesus Christ, how does she always get away with this shit?
00:46:35Could it be because her father's running for Senate, Cole?
00:46:38You think that's what it could be?
00:46:39Who cares?
00:46:40I care.
00:46:42And I hear she's got an eye for you.
00:46:45So you're taking her to prom.
00:46:46What?
00:46:47It's not over my dead body.
00:46:49Oh, because you're like that Haley girl?
00:46:52I'm firing her mother right now.
00:46:53No, no, please don't.
00:46:55Please.
00:46:56Then you're taking Jen to prom.
00:46:58Max's dad called.
00:46:59He said he's having a party tomorrow.
00:47:01You're gonna go, and you're gonna ask Jen to prom.
00:47:04End of discussion.
00:47:12Come on, you big coward.
00:47:13Message him.
00:47:15Just do it, just do it.
00:47:18You must think I'm the biggest idiot.
00:47:27I could never think that.
00:47:34But I thought you were Jake.
00:47:36Please, can't you just tell me now?
00:47:38I think I've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime.
00:47:44I heard that guy, Max, is throwing a party tomorrow.
00:47:47If you want, I'll meet you there.
00:48:01You got this, Haley.
00:48:03Just take a deep breath.
00:48:04You got this.
00:48:05You got this.
00:48:09You look beautiful.
00:48:14Thank you, Mom.
00:48:34Hey, I'm glad you came.
00:48:36You look so pretty.
00:48:37Hi.
00:48:38Hey, Max.
00:48:39Your house is gorgeous.
00:48:41I mean...
00:48:42No, it's just my parents' blood money.
00:48:43You know they're upstairs watching The Last of Us right now?
00:48:45They don't care about shit.
00:48:46Get drunk, girl.
00:48:48Woo!
00:49:01What are you doing here, Valley Whore?
00:49:06Looks like the catfish came out of the pond.
00:49:08Hey, everyone.
00:49:09Let's give it up for Valley Whore.
00:49:11Valley Whore!
00:49:15Jen, why are you doing this?
00:49:17What have I even done to you?
00:49:19To me?
00:49:19Oh, I'm actually concerned about our whole community
00:49:22because those little cringy messages on your castle game,
00:49:25those are concerning.
00:49:27Actually, I'm kind of a little bit of a perv.
00:49:29Did you know that, Haley?
00:49:31She's a little pervy princess.
00:49:33Pervy princess!
00:49:36Pervy princess!
00:49:37Pervy princess!
00:49:39Pervy princess!
00:49:42Eh, let's get pervy tonight.
00:49:44Leave me alone.
00:49:46Is there a fire?
00:49:48Okay, we set off the alarm.
00:50:02Paul?
00:50:03Paul?
00:50:40Are you...
00:50:42Him?
00:50:44Would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend?
00:50:47Okay, Paul is not him.
00:50:49Anyways, we are going to the prom together.
00:50:51No, I'm not.
00:50:52Yes, you are.
00:50:54It's okay.
00:50:55You can be honest about your feelings.
00:50:58So you too.
00:50:59This whole time.
00:51:03Oh, my God.
00:51:04I am such an idiot.
00:51:06Haley, wait.
00:51:11Haley, wait.
00:51:13Please, at least take my jacket.
00:51:15You know, if you really wanted to humiliate me,
00:51:17you didn't have to go to the extra effort.
00:51:18Jen was doing just fine.
00:51:20I wasn't trying to humiliate you.
00:51:21Then what were you trying to do?
00:51:23I guess you.
00:51:24Obviously.
00:51:24The wet clothes were just an added bonus.
00:51:27I knew I shouldn't have trusted you.
00:51:30What about guacamole, was it?
00:51:33What are you...
00:51:42Who is that?
00:51:43I don't know.
00:51:44Just the devil.
00:51:47Get in the car.
00:51:51I'm not going to ask you again, Cole.
00:51:53Get in the car.
00:51:54Dad, can you just act normal for once
00:51:56and please introduce yourself to...
00:51:57Haley!
00:51:58I already assumed that's who this was.
00:52:01I'm a servant.
00:52:02So, you're the scholarship trash
00:52:05that's hell-bent on ruining Cole's life?
00:52:08Well, I've got news for you, young lady.
00:52:10My son is going to marry a good girl
00:52:12from a respectable family.
00:52:14And that's not you.
00:52:16You will be forgotten.
00:52:18You're a maid's daughter.
00:52:20And your mom works for me.
00:52:22Stay away from him.
00:52:23Or I swear to God,
00:52:25your mother is fired.
00:52:28Dad, stop!
00:52:29Don't you touch my family.
00:52:31I'll stay away.
00:52:33Hey, come on.
00:52:34You don't mean that.
00:52:37I hate everything you stand for.
00:52:40I hate your greed
00:52:41and your callousness
00:52:42and your elitist ideas
00:52:44of what you think
00:52:44a good person looks like.
00:52:46I hate everything about you.
00:52:48I hate all of it.
00:52:50I don't want any part of it.
00:52:52So, Cole,
00:52:54go with your dad.
00:52:56Haley!
00:53:01Fuck this.
00:53:02That's me.
00:53:06No laptop
00:53:07and no phone
00:53:08for a week.
00:53:09Ever since mom died,
00:53:10you've turned into this cold patriarch.
00:53:12Haley, not that's real love.
00:53:13Why do you have to make me so miserable?
00:53:14I promised your mother
00:53:16I would make you a success, son.
00:53:18Even if it meant
00:53:19saving you from yourself.
00:53:28Hi, Haley.
00:53:29I'm Emma.
00:53:30I know who you are.
00:53:32Right.
00:53:33I just felt kind of bad
00:53:35that I accidentally helped
00:53:36and ruin your life.
00:53:37So,
00:53:38I wanted to return
00:53:39your laptop to you.
00:53:40Good as new.
00:53:41Good as new.
00:53:42Good as new.
00:53:44Good as new.
00:53:45Oh, wow.
00:53:47Thanks, Emma.
00:53:49Okay, bye.
00:53:54One down,
00:53:55one to go.
00:53:57You're so cool.
00:53:58I know, Emma.
00:53:59Want to go to prom?
00:54:01Why not?
00:54:03Let's get these lovebirds together.
00:54:10Hi, Mr. Edmunds.
00:54:12Hi, Max.
00:54:13And Max's friend.
00:54:14Sorry, we weren't expecting you.
00:54:16Cole's grounded.
00:54:17Oh, he is?
00:54:19But it was his 18th birthday today.
00:54:22What can I say, Max?
00:54:24Actions have consequences.
00:54:26Birthday or no,
00:54:27Cole is grounded.
00:54:28Well, that really sucks
00:54:30because he's also the president
00:54:33of the prom committee.
00:54:34We were supposed to review budgets today.
00:54:37Cole?
00:54:38My son, Cole?
00:54:40Reviewing budgets.
00:54:41He's never reviewed a budget
00:54:42a day in his life.
00:54:44Well, Mr. Edmunds,
00:54:45today could be that day.
00:54:46And we just have to give him back
00:54:46this school-sanctioned laptop
00:54:48so we can get back
00:54:49to his very important
00:54:50and very respectable budgetary work.
00:55:01Go away!
00:55:06Max, what...
00:55:07What are you guys doing here?
00:55:08Happy birthday, Cole.
00:55:10I brought you my laptop
00:55:11and logged into your Castle Claimers account.
00:55:13Just get it back to me by tomorrow.
00:55:14What?
00:55:15What's going on?
00:55:16Dude, it's your 18th birthday.
00:55:18You can tell Haley who you are now.
00:55:20You can be together.
00:55:21Just log into this stupid game
00:55:23and tell the girl who you love
00:55:24who you really are.
00:55:26No.
00:55:27I'll tell her myself.
00:55:29Stick me in your car.
00:55:37Welcome to the wizard.
00:55:41Mom, I'm fine.
00:55:42I just need some time alone.
00:55:46I'm fine.
00:55:52Open the door.
00:55:53Wait, what?
00:55:55He's here?
00:56:04It's you.
00:56:06I should have given you this to a long time ago.
00:56:10Haley, I wanted to tell you
00:56:11who I was from the very beginning.
00:56:13My dad threatened off all your mom
00:56:14and I had to wait for a really long time
00:56:17to tell you who I was.
00:56:18I got my inheritance.
00:56:20And I can protect you and your family
00:56:21and so you don't have to choose.
00:56:35Haley, I understand if this changes things.
00:56:39If you don't love me the way
00:56:42you love guacamole wizard,
00:56:43but I need you to know I love you.
00:56:59Cole, I love you.
00:57:01You do?
00:57:03Yes, you idiot.
00:57:04I've loved you for months.
00:57:06I mean, this whole guacamole wizard thing
00:57:09was so confusing, though,
00:57:10because I had to be loyal to him and...
00:57:13But you're him.
00:57:15You didn't expect her.
00:57:17I...
00:57:17I mean, I...
00:57:19I always hoped it was you.
00:57:22Until you hoped it was her.
00:57:24Yes.
00:57:25I hoped it was you.
00:57:26You were always there for me.
00:57:30I hadn't.
00:57:32You're really fucking hot.
00:57:38Hey, uh...
00:57:39One of those things I said we could do.
00:57:42You ever go?
00:57:44Yeah.
00:57:48Take my clothes off.
00:57:49You're getting there, don't worry.
00:57:53I'm so beyond you.
00:57:56Just beyond me.
00:57:58Oh, I'm so beyond you.
00:58:00Oh, I'm so beyond you.
00:58:15Oh, I'm so beyond you.
00:58:26Oh, I'm so beyond you.
00:58:32one. What is my life now? Am I being nice to Cole Edmonds? Oh, God, no, I fully expect
00:58:41you to continue to berate me endlessly. No, I'm just lost behind it. There's always been
00:58:48lost behind it. I think you know if it's promenade. Okay, but the real question is, do you got a
00:59:05date?
00:59:08Cole, are you asking me to prom? I would have asked you earlier, but Jay kind of gave me to
00:59:13the gym.
00:59:14Oh, God, please don't mention his name again. I don't want to hear it.
00:59:17Yeah, you don't have to ask me twice. But I don't even have a dress.
00:59:22Later.
00:59:26I just slept with Cole Edmonds, and I'm in love with Cole Edmonds. Who would have guessed?
00:59:35I thought only the best for my princess. Where did you get that?
00:59:41Uh, I might have gotten you a dress on the off chance that you might have wanted to go to
00:59:47prom
00:59:48with me and maybe had nothing to wear.
00:59:52Of course I'll go to prom with you.
00:59:58Mr. Edmonds, I didn't expect you to be here.
01:00:02Cole, are you here?
01:00:05Cole, are you here?
01:00:08Mr. Edmonds, you can't just park into my house like this.
01:00:11If you're cold, you are in big trouble.
01:00:30Hey, uh, you almost done in there?
01:00:33You try changing into an evening gown in a bunch of thorny bushes.
01:00:38Okay, I'm ready.
01:00:50What do you think?
01:00:56My God, Haley, you are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.
01:01:01Uh, uh, uh, I just hunched over in a car mirror to do this lipstick.
01:01:05You're not messing it up for at least 20 minutes.
01:01:0820 more minutes.
01:01:09I want 10.
01:01:11I do.
01:01:14Thank you all for using the prom voting site to catch your votes.
01:01:19I hear we have a winner.
01:01:22And your 2026 prom queen is Jen Longfellow.
01:01:28Oh, thank you.
01:01:31Oh, my God.
01:01:33Thank you guys so much.
01:01:36Seriously, this makes the world to me.
01:01:37I mean, like, who else would win, right?
01:01:41Oh, this is just the perfect moment.
01:01:47Oh, my God.
01:01:48That's Haley and Cole.
01:01:51Haley's fucked.
01:01:52Since when did she get a hit?
01:01:57Hey, her, uh, this time that's up.
01:02:00No.
01:02:01But who cares?
01:02:04Hell yeah.
01:02:05Woo!
01:02:08Ew, literally, what the fuck?
01:02:10Damn.
01:02:11Language.
01:02:12I am the queen, okay?
01:02:13She's just a little pervy princess.
01:02:16Come on.
01:02:17Everyone say it with me.
01:02:18Pervy princess.
01:02:19Pervy princess.
01:02:20Pervy princess.
01:02:26Wait.
01:02:27Wait, wait, wait.
01:02:28What are those?
01:02:29Those are texts between me and my dad.
01:02:31Make Cole Edmonds fall in love with you.
01:02:35His dad's month is essential to funding my campaign.
01:02:38Don't worry, Daddy.
01:02:39If I can't have it, no one can.
01:02:43I'm going to destroy Haley Roth's life.
01:02:46Is this real?
01:02:47Jen's crazy.
01:02:50Who did this?
01:02:52Who did this?
01:02:56What?
01:02:57You exploited me for a hacking job and didn't think I was going to hack your phone?
01:03:00You little skit!
01:03:02You know, Jen, as the principal, I'm supposed to remain impartial and above all of this petty drama.
01:03:11But, quite frankly, you are the worst.
01:03:15And I think it's time that you are expelled from Edmonds Academy.
01:03:19You can't do that!
01:03:21I'm the principal, so, uh, yes, I can.
01:03:29I'm the principal, so, uh, yes, I can.
01:03:33You're the principal, so, uh, yes, I can.
01:03:33There was no internship!
01:03:35You lied to me!
01:03:36No!
01:03:37No!
01:03:41No!
01:03:43No!
01:03:43Hailey, catch.
01:03:45Oh.
01:03:48No!
01:03:49Oh.
01:03:49Oh.
01:03:49My princess finally has a crown.
01:03:52now all i need is my handsome prince oh yeah no can do all i have to offer
01:03:58is a bowie knight with a chip on his shoulder and a awesome sense of humor
01:04:04how can i refuse
01:04:11oh no that's my dad
01:04:16we are going home right now you disobeyed me for the last time boy
01:04:21yeah i'm not a boy dad you talk all the time about wanting a man that's worthy of the family
01:04:27last
01:04:27name yet you can't see i've already become that man and it's because of hayley and you can accept
01:04:34that i'll make my own path and best believe me i can i'll say this that's the most backbone i've
01:04:42ever seen in you cole joy prime
01:04:53i am so proud of you
01:04:57i can't have done without you being by my side that was terrifying
01:05:02it's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before well so
01:05:08i love you guacamole wizard
01:05:09oh my god i gotta change that username
01:05:12yeah you do
01:05:13yeah you do
01:05:18good
01:05:18good
01:05:19good
01:05:19good
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