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00:00:02Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:06Please save my time.
00:00:23Rod of a sepulius.
00:00:30Rod of a sepulius.
00:00:43Rejuvening.
00:00:51Praise! She is the healer goddess!
00:00:55No, please. Don't call me that.
00:00:58What?
00:00:59I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:05Here you go, miss.
00:01:09Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:13in need?
00:01:26You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:31run!
00:01:34Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:01:44Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:54See? Good as the day you can kick him out of your mother's womb.
00:01:59Come on, Cleo. Let's go!
00:02:12Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:02:16Please, my brother's been in a coma the last two years.
00:02:21We have no idea what the illness is.
00:02:23If anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely.
00:02:26The Elizander Armstrong.
00:02:28His military family basically owns the entire global stock market.
00:02:32He's so hot.
00:02:34Does he come with the money?
00:02:35Yes.
00:02:36He'll even marry you if you can cure him.
00:02:38Money, fame, power.
00:02:40It's all yours.
00:02:46Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:02:48Yes.
00:02:49Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
00:02:52Oh, I have another call coming in.
00:02:56Grandma!
00:02:56I'm dying!
00:02:58Save me, Trixie!
00:03:00Grandma?
00:03:02Grandma.
00:03:03When are you getting married?
00:03:05I'm already a hundred years old.
00:03:07I'm going to keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
00:03:09And Butch is still on deployment,
00:03:11So, that's why I haven't been married yet?
00:03:16Oh, but why marry a vegetable
00:03:18when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:23They're talking about my brother's life.
00:03:25I don't have time for jokes.
00:03:27No!
00:03:36Please go feed your dog, Miss.
00:03:38Don't let it starve like you.
00:03:39Oh, kind stranger.
00:03:41Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:03:44Grant me a wish?
00:03:45That you can barely feed yourself.
00:03:47The downfall of humanity.
00:03:48It all starts with the loss of faith.
00:03:51What?
00:03:52Oh, Jesus.
00:03:54This is giving me a migraine.
00:03:55Are you telling me to pray to God
00:03:57because we've been doing that?
00:03:58I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
00:04:01Okay.
00:04:02Okay.
00:04:03I wish for you to cure my brother's illness.
00:04:06Can you do that?
00:04:07I can topple mountains
00:04:09and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
00:04:12Cleo, stay right here for a second.
00:04:14Don't go too far, Cleo.
00:04:18Hold still.
00:04:26My migraine's gone.
00:04:28Okay, then let's go.
00:04:29If you can cure my brother,
00:04:31he'll even marry you.
00:04:32Come on.
00:04:33Come on.
00:04:47How is he?
00:04:48What is the diagnosis?
00:04:50Remember, you will not marry him
00:04:52unless you cure him.
00:04:53I'm sorry.
00:04:54I don't know what this is.
00:04:56Aren't you the queen of medicine?
00:04:57You're supposed to be one of the best.
00:04:59Don't worry, General.
00:05:00I'm the angel herbalist
00:05:02and I have mastered
00:05:03all healing methods of the East.
00:05:05I can detect what condition your son has
00:05:08with just one needle.
00:05:26I have no clue what this is.
00:05:30Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist
00:05:33doesn't live up to her name after all.
00:05:35That's why we saved the best for last.
00:05:37Me, the witch doctor.
00:05:39I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:05:52He's not budging.
00:05:53There's no movement.
00:05:54Truly, I have saved thousands of patients
00:05:56all over the world,
00:05:57but I don't know what this is.
00:06:01Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors.
00:06:04They've tried all these methods
00:06:05and they've all failed.
00:06:07If we can't save him,
00:06:09there's only one person who can.
00:06:12Who?
00:06:16The goddess of healing.
00:06:19Wait a second.
00:06:21You're not talking about the legendary goddess healing.
00:06:23That's correct.
00:06:25Her right rewrites the rond
00:06:27and her left leaves the bereft.
00:06:30That's her motto.
00:06:31It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals.
00:06:33We are nothing compared to her.
00:06:36She is eccentric and elusive.
00:06:40No one has ever seen her before.
00:06:41If this legendary healer
00:06:43is the only one that can truly save my son,
00:06:46I don't care if I go bankrupt.
00:06:48I will find her.
00:06:49James, come.
00:06:51Put out a bounty.
00:06:53To the entire world,
00:06:54whoever finds the goddess healer
00:06:57will get the five million dollars.
00:06:59There's no need.
00:07:14I'll save your son.
00:07:17Who the hell is she?
00:07:18Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
00:07:20She's going to save your brother?
00:07:22Don't be ridiculous.
00:07:23How can this shit-stained hobo
00:07:26cure your brother?
00:07:27Exactly.
00:07:28God, the unemployed are getting
00:07:29crazier and crazier.
00:07:31She's trying to scam her way
00:07:33into marrying the rich.
00:07:34Ew!
00:07:35She even brought a filthy dog with her.
00:07:38I bet it has fleas.
00:07:40That flea-infested, dirty thing
00:07:42is your companion.
00:07:44Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:07:51Don't touch him.
00:07:54They say don't judge a book by its cover,
00:07:56but I can see from all your faces
00:07:58that you've failed.
00:07:59So step aside.
00:08:01I'll take it from here.
00:08:03Could you hold this?
00:08:04Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:08:05You're not going to touch my son.
00:08:07I'm the richest tycoon in this country
00:08:10and a former general.
00:08:12I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:08:14I bet she's only here because
00:08:16giving blowjobs on the street corners
00:08:18wasn't paying enough cash.
00:08:20Who knows what an unskilled,
00:08:22poor girl like her would do for some.
00:08:24A skinny-ass beggar
00:08:26trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong
00:08:28when he's unconscious?
00:08:31Ew.
00:08:32Disgusting.
00:08:33Go back to being a prostitute.
00:08:35Security!
00:08:35Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now.
00:08:39Let's go.
00:08:40If you throw me out,
00:08:41you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:08:47Sir, we are at our wit's end
00:08:49trying to find a cure for Master Lysander
00:08:51and to no avail.
00:08:52Maybe we should give her a try?
00:08:55You can always deal with her later
00:08:56if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:08:58All right.
00:08:59I'll give you a shot.
00:09:01But I warn you,
00:09:02if you fail,
00:09:03I'll have your and your dog's head
00:09:05mounted on my wall.
00:09:07Is that any way to ask for help?
00:09:10You'd be blessed to have me.
00:09:12And I'm only here to repay
00:09:13your younger son's kindness.
00:09:15But since I'm not welcome here,
00:09:18I'll leave.
00:09:20Devin, come find me
00:09:21when you have a different wish.
00:09:23No.
00:09:23Miss Trixie,
00:09:24my brother is a hero to me.
00:09:26I can't lose him.
00:09:28Well,
00:09:29if he's a hero to you,
00:09:32then that means he must be a good person.
00:09:34My brother's a war hero
00:09:36who single-handedly saved this country
00:09:37from a terrorist attack.
00:09:39Also,
00:09:39he's great with puppies.
00:09:40He'd make a great husband.
00:09:44Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:46As if
00:09:47the number one hottest 30 under 30
00:09:49would even dream
00:09:50of marrying a penniless bum like you.
00:09:52Only a lunatic would be crazy enough
00:09:54to marry her.
00:09:55I mean, look at her.
00:09:56Even if she cleaned herself up,
00:09:58you couldn't find an ounce
00:10:00of femininity on her.
00:10:02Only those cuts in the lowest ranks
00:10:03are bigger over such trivial matters.
00:10:06Continue wasting your time.
00:10:07But I'm saving this patient.
00:10:19Are you okay?
00:10:22What's happening?
00:10:24What are we doing?
00:10:36What the hell are you doing?
00:10:39I knew she was a perv!
00:10:41She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
00:10:44Do you all not know that
00:10:45Sweat can tell you everything
00:10:46that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:10:47Are you insane?
00:10:49Security,
00:10:49smash her face in
00:10:50for licking my son.
00:10:53He's born with congenital heart disease,
00:10:55has a peanut allergy,
00:10:56and the condition he has is called
00:10:59endogenic cryomorphie.
00:11:00Yeah, right.
00:11:01I mean,
00:11:01no way you got all that
00:11:02just from licking him.
00:11:04Oh, okay.
00:11:05I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:11:07I even have the badge of universal medicine
00:11:10right here.
00:11:11And I've never heard of
00:11:13endo-cryo-
00:11:15what?
00:11:16What?
00:11:25Is worth nothing
00:11:26when I have the real thing right here.
00:11:28What?
00:11:29What?
00:11:30So you think that
00:11:31this crummy walking stick of yours
00:11:33is what?
00:11:34The rod of a sepulius?
00:11:36Why don't you go back
00:11:37to the homeless asylum
00:11:38where you came from
00:11:39if you're going to be this delusional?
00:11:41I agree.
00:11:42I mean,
00:11:42even if she does solve
00:11:43this medical mystery,
00:11:45what is the point
00:11:46as of doctors
00:11:47who have studied for years?
00:11:49We are all certified.
00:11:51But Lysander does have
00:11:52congenital heart disease.
00:11:54She's right about everything.
00:11:58Yeah,
00:11:59but if she just throws out
00:12:00a bunch of fake diagnoses,
00:12:02one of them is bound to be right.
00:12:03And again,
00:12:04there is no such thing
00:12:05as endo-cryo-
00:12:06what-what?
00:12:07Endogenic cryomorphie.
00:12:08Oh.
00:12:09And of course,
00:12:09none of you have heard of it
00:12:10because I just discovered it.
00:12:13This condition only affects
00:12:15those with both CHD
00:12:16and a peanut allergy.
00:12:17The chances are
00:12:18a billion to one.
00:12:19A hundred times rarer
00:12:21than winning the lottery.
00:12:22But lucky for you all,
00:12:23you've hit the jackpot
00:12:24by finding me.
00:12:27What a bunch of baloney.
00:12:28I mean,
00:12:29you wouldn't be homeless
00:12:30if you were
00:12:31actually any good.
00:12:33Precisely.
00:12:34You are just
00:12:35a scamming prostitute.
00:12:36You don't compare
00:12:37to meet us
00:12:38who actually studied
00:12:40real medicine.
00:12:41I bet you were too poor
00:12:44to go to real medical school.
00:12:45Oh,
00:12:46so she went to the
00:12:47super circus instead.
00:12:49And now she's here
00:12:50putting on this clown show
00:12:51coming up with fake diseases,
00:12:53which mean nothing
00:12:54if you can't wake him up.
00:12:57Is that supposed
00:12:57to be a challenge?
00:12:59Oh, yeah.
00:13:01If you three
00:13:02incompetent doormats
00:13:03want to show me up,
00:13:05I think you all
00:13:05should grow parts
00:13:06of your brain back.
00:13:07Which, by the way,
00:13:09that condition is called
00:13:10an encephaly.
00:13:11What is that supposed to mean?
00:13:13It means you're
00:13:14being schooled by me
00:13:15and I'm about to walk
00:13:16all over your
00:13:16medical licensees.
00:13:19Then let's have a bet.
00:13:21If you can't heal him,
00:13:24we'll break your hands.
00:13:26And then you can't
00:13:28pretend to have
00:13:29healing hands anymore.
00:13:32These hands have saved
00:13:34more lives than
00:13:35all three of you combined.
00:13:37You're that desperate
00:13:38to get rid of
00:13:39your competition, huh?
00:13:40Miss Trixie,
00:13:41don't risk your hands
00:13:42for them.
00:13:43There's too many
00:13:44lives at stake.
00:13:47Don't worry.
00:13:48I got this.
00:13:52It's a deal.
00:13:53I'll save
00:13:54Lysander Armstrong.
00:13:56No one is dying
00:13:57on my watch.
00:14:04Lysander Armstrong
00:14:05has been in a
00:14:05vegetative state
00:14:06for two years.
00:14:11Are you stopping me
00:14:13because you're scared
00:14:13I'd actually succeed?
00:14:15Homeless or not,
00:14:16if you save my son,
00:14:17I'll give you everything.
00:14:27I'll even have Lysander,
00:14:29my heir,
00:14:30marry you.
00:14:30I'm not doing this
00:14:31for the money
00:14:32or for a wealthy husband.
00:14:33I just believe
00:14:34in helping good people
00:14:35and doing the right thing.
00:14:38Prepare a jacuzzi set
00:14:39at exactly
00:14:40113 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:14:41Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:14:42What for?
00:14:43Don't listen to her.
00:14:45She probably stinks
00:14:46so bad
00:14:47that she just wants
00:14:47a bath
00:14:48to wash the homeless
00:14:49stench off of her.
00:14:50Firstly,
00:14:51this is called greatness.
00:14:54Secondly,
00:14:55even if you drown yourself
00:14:56in plastic surgery,
00:14:57you couldn't get rid
00:14:58of your own
00:14:58ugly moral character.
00:15:01What?
00:15:02Did you just call me?
00:15:05There's a man's life
00:15:07at stake here
00:15:08and you're standing
00:15:09in my way.
00:15:10Don't don the mantle
00:15:11of doctor
00:15:12when you're only
00:15:12capable of harm.
00:15:14Now stop getting
00:15:15in my way
00:15:16or I promise you,
00:15:18you will be bubbling
00:15:18at the mouth
00:15:19very soon.
00:15:20Oh yeah?
00:15:21Hey, you wanna see
00:15:21real pain?
00:15:22Where's the dog?
00:15:23Well, put down the dog!
00:15:25With pleasure.
00:15:41Left leaves the wrong
00:15:43bereft.
00:15:48You don't deserve
00:15:49to call yourself
00:15:50a doctor.
00:15:53She's been poisoned!
00:15:56It was her!
00:15:57Do you see any poison
00:15:59on me?
00:16:00Medicine in the right
00:16:01hands can save lives,
00:16:02but in the wrong hands
00:16:04it becomes nothing
00:16:05but poison.
00:16:06This bitch
00:16:07isn't good enough
00:16:07to take down
00:16:08the queen of medicine!
00:16:09Do you have one
00:16:10of your antidotes
00:16:11on you?
00:16:11Of course.
00:16:13I've saved
00:16:13entire civilizations
00:16:15with my antidotes.
00:16:16If I wanna save someone,
00:16:17even the grim reaper
00:16:19can't stop me.
00:16:26No!
00:16:27No!
00:16:28No!
00:16:29No!
00:16:30No!
00:16:30No!
00:16:30No!
00:16:31No!
00:16:31No!
00:16:32No!
00:16:32No!
00:16:32No!
00:16:36Why is she
00:16:36skinning blood?
00:16:37This wasn't
00:16:38supposed to happen!
00:16:39I thought you said
00:16:40even the grim reaper
00:16:41can't get in your way,
00:16:42angel herbalist.
00:16:43This is what I call
00:16:46malpractice.
00:16:48This isn't fatal.
00:16:49She'll live.
00:16:50But she deserves
00:16:51a little punishment.
00:16:52Well,
00:16:52where's the jacuzzi
00:16:53I asked for?
00:16:54Jacuzzi is ready?
00:16:55Right this way.
00:16:57Wait, wait, wait, wait,
00:16:58wait, wait, wait.
00:16:58What the hell
00:16:59is going on?
00:16:59You say you want
00:17:00your son to live on
00:17:01to give you tons
00:17:02of grandchildren,
00:17:03don't you?
00:17:04Then stop getting
00:17:05in my way.
00:17:05Every second counts.
00:17:08Let's go for a dip,
00:17:09shall we?
00:17:14General Armstrong,
00:17:15your family is the richest
00:17:17and most powerful
00:17:18in the nation.
00:17:19Are you really gonna
00:17:20let this hobo slut
00:17:22touch your son?
00:17:23Hold on.
00:17:24You two are going
00:17:25in there alone?
00:17:26If you don't want
00:17:28these drooling vultures
00:17:29to see your son naked,
00:17:30then sure,
00:17:32invite everyone in.
00:17:33All right.
00:17:34But I warn you,
00:17:36no funny business.
00:17:38Hmm.
00:17:39Hmm.
00:17:41Hmm.
00:17:43Hmm.
00:17:43Hmm.
00:17:44Hmm.
00:17:45Hmm.
00:17:47Hmm.
00:17:49Hmm.
00:17:49Hmm.
00:17:50Hmm.
00:17:51Hmm.
00:17:53Hmm.
00:18:06Hmm.
00:18:09Hmm.
00:18:12Hmm.
00:18:19Hmm.
00:18:39you really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman
00:18:42general armstrong exactly what if she gets pregnant by him she could blackmail you for
00:18:49millions that's what i would do if i was that poor and then the armstrong family will be the laughing
00:18:55stock of the nation held for ransom by a homeless woman dad you can't seriously be listening to that
00:19:02we have to have faith where did you actually find this little light uh on the streets are you
00:19:11shitting me you found this bum on the streets are you nuts you don't know her you don't know her
00:19:17background she could be a psychotic murder that is it general you have to go in and stop this now
00:19:22you're right that's it i'm shutting down this clown show right now james let's go yes sir
00:19:38i told you all to stay out
00:19:45this is a critical moment for you we can't be interrupted otherwise we both die
00:19:54i'm not gonna let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son
00:20:00i'm gonna save him myself
00:20:06you see that general this isn't just a gull-dicking con woman this is witchcraft
00:20:13i know what this is this is the dark witch i've heard of her she uses her dark magic to
00:20:21steal the
00:20:21hearts of young handsome men and then she eats them alive oh i'm gonna kill that bitch before she
00:20:26she takes my son james get the swat team yes sir
00:20:34you regain consciousness
00:20:46help me i'm just
00:20:48help me i'm just
00:20:52something's wrong
00:20:56you were drunk with an aphrodisiac
00:20:59lysander armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine
00:21:04that's one more thing i'm saving you from
00:21:13sir
00:21:14the swat team is here captain morales
00:21:19my son is trapped behind there with a devious man-eating witch
00:21:24i need you to do whatever you can to tear down that door
00:21:27rest assured general armstrong we'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive
00:21:36right
00:21:37he writes the wrong
00:21:42human
00:21:46who the fuck are you and why the hell are we naked
00:21:51good you're awake i'm saving you
00:21:54saving me by bathing with me
00:21:58who are you a fucking spy
00:22:01talk i swear to god i'll have you arrested for this
00:22:05you're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stupper
00:22:10i will never
00:22:11oh really
00:22:25look who's guilty now
00:22:29look i don't know what the fuck this is all right but it is a biological fact
00:22:33a man is attracted to a naked woman and her breasts
00:22:39science okay it just means that my body
00:22:41oh shut up
00:22:42is it clear
00:22:45you're distracted me with your funny
00:22:47and i'm a professional
00:22:49i hear lysander's voice
00:22:51captain do something now
00:22:52ready
00:22:58we're almost there
00:23:01aim
00:23:03get him boys
00:23:04get him
00:23:04fire
00:23:09fire
00:23:25those
00:23:26how is this possible it's not even a scratch i told you this is dark magic
00:23:33of course your earthly bullets won't do a thing no i believe miss trixie is a good person
00:23:39she's not the dark witch young master armstrong you are too easily fooled this homeless psycho
00:23:46doesn't even have the skills to make a living how is she going to save someone else's life
00:23:50that's right the queen angel and i are already the top female doctors in the world if we can't
00:23:56save him no one can except for the goddess healer think about it we heard lysander's voice he's been
00:24:03in a coma for two years miss trixie must have woken him up you're right this homeless girl
00:24:08is maybe the goddess maybe this homeless girl is really the god no no absolutely not there's
00:24:18no way this hobo girl is better than us how could you know for sure right now what we need
00:24:24to do is
00:24:24not interrupt miss trixie you're wrong sir this homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques
00:24:30on master lysander it's called borderline revival she uses torturous pain to wake the patient
00:24:38but only temporarily it's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears that means my son is
00:24:45in
00:24:45tremendous pain i'm going to ask you two to do whatever you can to kill that antler rod bearing witch
00:24:52my
00:24:52son doesn't deserve this he is dying right now naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant then it looks
00:24:59like
00:24:59it's up to me the witch doctor only i know the right techniques to take her down
00:25:07my son's life is in your hands you heal him i will give you whatever your heart desires
00:25:13i don't know who you are but there is no way i am letting you rip my golden bachelor away
00:25:19from me
00:25:21this is it the finishing touch i must now give you the kiss of life so we can both survive
00:25:47it's poison gas
00:25:50poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over master lysander poison gas my son is in there
00:25:58you're jeopardizing his life as well no don't worry general gold diggers like her only care about
00:26:03themselves soon she'll come out crying to mommy then we can reverse the poison on your son and then
00:26:10he can marry one of us they really won't stop until they get both of us killed
00:26:18i made a promise to you that i'd save you it's now or never
00:26:35what the hell are they doing in there it's been over 10 minutes wait a second you don't think that
00:26:41they're you you suffocated my brother and miss trixie in there don't point your fingers at me
00:26:47if your brother's dead it's because of that homeless gold digger oh my god yeah she's the
00:26:52one who sealed the door shut i mean she probably locked themselves in there on accident miss trixie
00:26:58wouldn't have to do that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother this is taking
00:27:03way too long captain morales it's time to get out the big guns these bazookas can flatten even a bomb
00:27:12shelter bazooka she won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself crap oh my god get back
00:27:18suck ready hey oh shit quit your whining and stand down
00:27:42the parasite's been extracted shoot her dead now do i need to fix your hearing too i said stand down
00:27:50don't listen to her she's a fraud a termite to the field of medicine i just saved this man that
00:27:56otherwise would have died in your care if i'm a termite then you're worse than a disease spreading
00:28:02tick wait a second are you saying you cured my son he'll wake in just a moment you can see
00:28:08for
00:28:08yourself well now you're just asking to be exposed that is it no more stalling general if you won't
00:28:16punish her i will
00:28:21don't hurt her
00:28:26he's secure
00:28:33his pulse is regular in fact it's never been better
00:28:40there's no sign of illness infection or disease
00:28:51miss trixie did it dad lysander's warm again he's not cold and pale like before
00:28:56and his heart is strong come feel it i saved my son thank you next time don't go seeking medical
00:29:06advice from those with ill will your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled
00:29:11hands i've learned my lesson i will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic
00:29:17again wait wait no no there is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the field
00:29:24of
00:29:24medicine than the queen angel and inus the goddess healer
00:29:33could you really be the goddess of healing but rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well over
00:29:39100 years old and you don't look a day after 20. it doesn't matter who i am what matters is
00:29:46that the
00:29:46patient is healthy again devon i've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your
00:29:51brother take care no wait miss trixie we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet he's right
00:29:59we are men of our words and as i promised you my heir lysander would take you as a wife
00:30:03if you cured him
00:30:04and you did just that of course you're welcome to marry me instead oh i really appreciate it but
00:30:12i'm sorry i i'm already engaged
00:30:19already engaged i am i've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years
00:30:25and he's coming back today but don't be disappointed really i'm no one special i just got lucky with your
00:30:32brother some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments but you're still lysander's
00:30:38savior please let me give you what i promised take the gold no really i don't need anything
00:30:46i just believe in doing good in the world
00:30:51trixie it's your fiance he's back and he says he's breaking up with you
00:30:58i must go
00:31:06hobo close halo glow i bet the goddess healer is just like miss trixie it was just dumb luck she's
00:31:15even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal she could have been the richest woman in the world
00:31:19marrying the hottest most powerful bachelor around i'm gonna marry that homeless woman
00:31:32oh my god i mean i don't know about that homeless bimbo but this is godly
00:31:39no no no no my standard my standard was not what's supposed to be mine
00:31:45i'd so much rather share him with you than let that penniless ugly bitch have him you two nut jobs
00:31:51are a
00:31:52disgrace to your profession take these two weirdos out of here and revoke their licenses wait no we're
00:31:58not for us no she's just better than us oh my god
00:32:06we were truly blessed to have miss trixie here huh she's no average jane no she isn't she said it
00:32:12was
00:32:12just dumb luck but if she truly had these special skills why did she wear that
00:32:17shit-stained dress and had an impeccable looking dog but think about the impenetrable walls no normal
00:32:22person could have done that goddess or not homeless or not i don't care i have never met a woman
00:32:28like
00:32:28that i have to find her i have to make her my wife she won my heart over too but
00:32:33if my bestest big
00:32:34bro wants her i'll help you find her all right listen i need help finding three wedding gifts
00:32:45i'm dumping trixie so i want you your granddaughters filthy things out of my house
00:32:52now trixie paid for this house she waited for you for three years he was dumb enough to put my
00:32:59name on
00:33:00the lease and i'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now one with some serious you money so get lost
00:33:07who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house
00:33:17grandma beatrice trixie i'm already i've been dying to throw this in your face i'm dumping you
00:33:24for your best friend marissa in fact the wedding's tomorrow so sign over the house now
00:33:37you gave me this ring and asked me to wait and i did for three years while you were deployed
00:33:44yet you cheat on me with my best friend and now you're trying to swindle my home
00:33:50do you have no shame we were together for three years and uh it was a complete waste of my
00:33:55life when
00:33:56i could have been with a loaded girl like marissa
00:34:03that's how much you would owe me if i was in the rent-a-boyfriend business
00:34:09i see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations of being a low-grade male prostitute
00:34:17oh yeah well marissa is so much better than you she grew up even poorer than you and now
00:34:27she's the ceo of an entire corporation dude oh and you you're still nothing so you think she's an
00:34:39upgrade of course she's an upgrade look what she uh got me for my engagement oops yeah that's maybe worth
00:34:49one millionth the presidential contract i gave her you gave her the presidential contract i certainly
00:35:00did in fact marissa you and your dimwit brother only have everything you have all thanks to me
00:35:13oh i think she's losing it bro that breakup must have hit her hard you two are the ungrateful
00:35:20cheating scum here my granddaughter supported you and your entire family for three years while you
00:35:27were gone how dare you insult her it's okay grandma let's not stoop to that level
00:35:35poor edna she still doesn't know what you're doing out there on the streets huh what is he talking
00:35:40about you see show her bob this is how embarrassingly useless your granddaughter is she didn't purchase
00:35:51this house on her own she was begging on the street for money i can't be caught with a piss
00:35:58poor
00:35:58nobody like you even if you got no game i got street cred i gotta keep you dig the word
00:36:04you're looking
00:36:05for is dignity and you're one to speak cheater is this true tricksy i've been broadening my horizons
00:36:17grandma i want to see how regular everyday people live so that i can help them of course those without
00:36:24substance underneath would never understand that what is that supposed to mean it means the new
00:36:30girlfriend you think is an upgrade is actually a downgrade enough bullshitting already just sign
00:36:39the damn papers and we can each get on with our lives
00:36:54at your wedding i will
00:36:58if you won't do good by me of breaking things off before two-timing me with my best friend
00:37:02why should i do good by you i'll give you my john hancock at your wedding as a charity to
00:37:10you
00:37:10fucking bitch you better keep your word oh that's rich after tomorrow you will never
00:37:16feel so rich ever again do you remember that
00:37:20great
00:37:26tricksy marissa's a millionaire now they'll destroy you if you show even so much as a hair at their wedding
00:37:33grandma i have to confess something to you i've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions trillions
00:37:43that would make you the richest person on the planet it's because of the healing hands i
00:37:49inherited from aseplius the god of healing i've saved several world leaders with these hands
00:37:56that's how i was able to give marissa the presidential contract and become the goddess
00:38:01healer it makes me angrier hearing her name knowing how she betrayed you but please trixie
00:38:07dear i know it was to broken your heart but embellishing your worth and who you are
00:38:14it will only delay the healing process you don't have to believe me just yet after we lost mom and
00:38:21dad because we didn't have the money for their medical bills i vowed that i would do everything
00:38:26i can to serve those in need that's why i'm taking everything back from butch and i'm giving it back
00:38:32to charity you've always had an angel's heart i'm certain you will meet someone who will treat
00:38:38you right who actually deserves you you will see tomorrow grandma
00:38:51you said trixie's crushing your wedding she was bullying us too salsa she's probably trying to
00:38:57extort you now that she knows you're rich as fuck when hope when nobody steps on snake
00:39:02snake bites back hard so let her come and embarrass herself yeah you mean
00:39:10we broadcast that video of you
00:39:16yes her cavewoman stick the 19th century tin can she'll prop me up higher on my pedestal and the
00:39:22whole world sees her in her homeless mess against my presidential glow up let's turn this party into
00:39:35her funeral
00:39:35there he is welcome home brother welcome home general
00:39:44sir the homeless woman who saved you miss trixie this is the file of her ex butch tanner he served
00:39:50with your regiment in the marines you mean the butch tanner that can barely carry supplies well
00:39:54she's been providing for him and his entire family while he's been deployed overseas sir
00:39:58so she waited for him for years and then he betrayed her
00:40:01fucking coward according to intel she's planning to bring it down on them at their wedding
00:40:05then we should join her men i'm only alive today because of that virtuous woman
00:40:11and her incredible power that saved my life so she needs our support will you join me in protecting her
00:40:16yes sir we will allow our lives to protect her sir
00:40:37welcome everyone to my wedding today is a very special day for me and butch not only are we
00:40:42getting married but in just one hour my company will be receiving the presidential contract
00:40:46allowing my biomedical company to go public
00:40:52congratulations on the contract once again mrs.
00:40:56like him stowe butch is taking my last name oh and please don't be so uptight secretary cho
00:41:02you are the secretary of the entire u.s health department but this is a partay after all
00:41:07i see some of the most important people in the nation have also arrived to celebrate you
00:41:14the u.s president will also be arriving soon to give you the contract herself
00:41:19it's an honor and that's why sasa is the best wife a man could ever dream of
00:41:25we will make sure the crowd is entertained tonight we'll let the wedding begin
00:41:32not so fast the party doesn't start until i say it does
00:41:58you two really are a match made in hell so i've come to save your guests from this oncoming train
00:42:04wreck
00:42:04i don't recognize it from any of our elite circles who is she
00:42:07uh this is our uh entertainment for tonight sir just watch
00:42:14shh
00:42:15trixie what are you doing here this isn't the homeless shelter you lost
00:42:18i bet she's here to bum a meal off us you know being this poor
00:42:24me bum a meal have you forgotten that it was i who bankrolled you two for the last three years
00:42:30what evidence do you have of that look at me then go look at yourself in the mirror
00:42:34i'm a millionaire ceo even the first woman president will be here any second now to congratulate me
00:42:41and you're nothing but a washed up sewer rat
00:42:44sasa she's like so obsessed with me
00:42:48see everyone but already cut ties with his ex but she's so shameless and desperate that she'd still
00:42:55show up to my wedding to suck up to me this is what poor sad girls do they beg for
00:43:01scraps from us
00:43:03the rich and glorious projecting much marissa you might feel all high and mighty now but don't bite
00:43:09the hand that feeds you especially when i'm the one who's giving you the contract
00:43:19you giving me the contract you have no skills no education no connection so how could you
00:43:26possibly have a pool to get the u.s fucking president to give me a billion dollar contract
00:43:32we both share humble beginnings marissa and i saw potential in you even trusted you as my best friend
00:43:38but i recognize now that greed has poisoned you don't be all sore now just because i stole your man
00:43:44this is what us rich girls do they steal from lame spinsters for fun damn right you were
00:43:52too embarrassing for me sasa tramples you any day i could say that now that i'm marrying the rich
00:44:00bravo self-admission of a gold digger quick somebody put that on a memoir
00:44:04so she's embarrassing me in front of everyone she'll make her sup don't listen to her everyone
00:44:09she's the gold digging blood sucking leech i don't even have to lift a finger and you're
00:44:14already embarrassing yourself in front of everyone for me butch
00:44:19you may look and sound like a man but you're nothing but a pathetic coward
00:44:23okay enough you know what i always couldn't stand about you
00:44:26you're moral posturing but guess what morals are just lies to make you lame girls feel better
00:44:33about yourselves that's why no man will choose you over marissa trixie
00:44:37because i've got the material goods and you're just all empty talk
00:44:41i'm not here to request to be chosen because i'm the one who's doing the choosing
00:44:59oh my god is that the billion dollar contract for sasa
00:45:06the one that's supposed to make us all rich as fuck
00:45:08no absolutely not i i don't believe it
00:45:12you all sound so scared already don't worry this isn't that contract
00:45:17it's the lease to the modest home you try to swindle from me
00:45:23see everyone she's just trying to bluff us
00:45:26but you don't even have the guts to go all the way look at her following orders
00:45:29i asked her to sign over the lease and here she is like a good little uh
00:45:33peasant slave that house is where all her life savings
00:45:40you want to uh i don't know beg for a little treat while you're at it
00:45:54you must understand me i'm here to take back everything i've ever given you
00:45:59i'm giving it to charity
00:46:07bro
00:46:09she's gone cuckoo in the head
00:46:10she thinks that just because she rented a pretty little dress she can pretend to be a deep pocket
00:46:14invest in baddie
00:46:15you wish you had that kind of money to just toss away trixie
00:46:18it's just a drop in the bucket for me
00:46:20uh i i know what this is
00:46:23you've gone delusional
00:46:24and you think you're cinderella so you can just show up to a fancy party and some prince charming will
00:46:29scoop you into money forever
00:46:30well that's not happening
00:46:32security lock the doors
00:46:34this woman doesn't leave until we're through with her
00:46:39this is where your dreams will die bitch
00:46:45we found miss trixie lysander
00:46:46she's being cornered by her ex and his mistress at the wickham wedding right now
00:46:49butch tanner
00:46:51well he's gonna wish he died in battle after i'm done with him
00:46:54let's go
00:46:59you think a few toy guns scare me marissa
00:47:01i've saved plenty of people for much worse
00:47:05including your head of command butch
00:47:08general lysander armstrong
00:47:10you mean the legendary war hero
00:47:12he's been in a coma for years after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack
00:47:16you're an unskilled unemployed ugly leech
00:47:20so how could you possibly have this magical ability to heal someone like general lysander armstrong
00:47:26no one here is gonna believe you
00:47:27if you really cured the incurable general
00:47:29then sasa is the fucking virgin mary
00:47:32and she's not
00:47:33you're just asking to be humiliated trixie
00:47:37show them butch
00:47:43see for yourselves everyone
00:47:45trixie's just a
00:47:47freeloading beggar
00:47:51she won't leave me and marissa alone cause
00:47:53we're rich as fuck now
00:47:55i'm a major in the marines
00:47:57sasa
00:47:58she has
00:47:59a billion dollar biomedical contract
00:48:01with the military
00:48:03approved by the first female president of the united states herself bitch
00:48:08how despicable
00:48:09she's just trying to leech off you like a parasitic gold digger
00:48:13get out of here
00:48:14no one wants to marry you
00:48:15no free meals for the poor
00:48:17do you see this trixie
00:48:20this is high society
00:48:21so you're either born on a silver spoon
00:48:23or you're as accomplished as me to be here
00:48:26maybe if you do some serious dick sucking here
00:48:29maybe someone will drop a couple bucks in your tin can
00:48:35i already have everything one can dream of
00:48:37but i valued our friendship marissa
00:48:39which is why i came here to give you a second chance
00:48:42to see if you'd apologize and admit to your backstabbing
00:48:45but no
00:48:46you stooped so low
00:48:48it disgusts me
00:48:50nothing is more disgusting than you standing on street corners like a bum
00:48:54and who knows
00:48:55if you've already started offering sexual services
00:49:00well then
00:49:01why don't you get on your knees for me trixie
00:49:03my brother will never take you back
00:49:06no man will marry an embarrassment like you
00:49:09but make me happy
00:49:11and i might consider making you my personal prostitute
00:49:25how dare you hit my brother
00:49:27i'm never letting you leave here alive
00:49:32don't worry my dear
00:49:33after i'm done with you trixie
00:49:35not even the goddess of healing will be able to save you
00:49:40oh is that so
00:49:42security
00:49:44get down on your knees
00:49:46and give bob one hell of a blowjob
00:49:48in front of everybody here
00:49:50or i'll pop so many holes in you
00:49:52the men here won't know which one to fuck
00:49:54i don't need to be the goddess of anything to punish you
00:49:57any of the powerful leaders i've saved before could crush you
00:50:00before you even touch me
00:50:02dream on
00:50:04you wish general lysander scooped you off your feet
00:50:07but you weren't good enough for me
00:50:08you're definitely not good enough for him
00:50:10enough
00:50:12you're souring my party
00:50:13so you either get the fuck out
00:50:16or i'm gonna shoot you
00:50:18on the count of three
00:50:19i think i quite like it here
00:50:21two
00:50:34this wine is so delicious
00:50:36one
00:50:37shoot
00:50:40nobody is laying a hand
00:50:42on my future wife
00:50:49it's
00:51:01who the hell is this
00:51:06i'm sorry that i'm late
00:51:07did they hurt you
00:51:09no
00:51:09i'm fine
00:51:10but um
00:51:12when did i become your future wife
00:51:16you saved me
00:51:17trixie
00:51:18remember
00:51:18i'm a man of my word
00:51:20they're never gonna hurt you ever again
00:51:22really
00:51:23it was nothing
00:51:25i saved you because you're a good man
00:51:27not because i want you to owe me any favors
00:51:35i see what this is
00:51:36you're the one who cheated on me trixie
00:51:39look at you guys all lovey dove
00:51:40don't try to pin this on her
00:51:42she waited for you for three years
00:51:43this is the kind of woman of virtue that a man would die for
00:51:48do you hurt you
00:51:50don't make me laugh
00:51:52she's probably out there giving blowjobs for cash
00:51:54no man who in a hundred foot pole would want to touch her
00:51:58she should be happy bob was willing to give her some
00:52:05i see her in the marines
00:52:08i'm a major
00:52:10look man
00:52:11i know trixie is like a i don't know
00:52:13like a seven
00:52:14now that she's all cleaned up
00:52:16but don't waste your manhood on a whiny
00:52:18worthless woman like that
00:52:25a real man
00:52:27never talks about a woman that way
00:52:30you're a coward
00:52:40we don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them
00:52:44you're very gracious trixie you know that
00:52:49you're only getting off of it because she's so kind
00:52:51so you're gonna do me the favor of never coming near her again
00:52:53you understand
00:52:54you wanna fuck with me you little dipshit
00:52:56i'm a fucking major
00:52:58you're probably lowest rank of the military grunts
00:53:00i'll destroy you
00:53:02do you really not know who this is butch
00:53:05i thought you were in the marines
00:53:07what have you been doing this whole time
00:53:08if you don't know who this war hero is
00:53:11he was just a supply boy
00:53:15war hero
00:53:17is this all part of your plan trixie
00:53:20poor girl
00:53:21did you sell your house to hire this actor so you can feel better about yourself
00:53:25a woman's worth is tied to the man she marries
00:53:28trixie is worthless
00:53:29cause that guy looks like a cowboy
00:53:34a bum girl and a pimp
00:53:35what a pair
00:53:38seems like they don't know who you are since you've been out of action for so long
00:53:42maybe we should try to face them off some more don't you think
00:53:46bring in the wedding gifts
00:53:55what is all this
00:53:57trixie listen i know that you didn't ask for anything after you saved my life
00:54:01but i know that we shared a moment
00:54:06i'm not the kind of man to get close to a woman and then just disappear
00:54:09it's not in my nature
00:54:12i'm like somebody else here
00:54:15listen trixie
00:54:16i have never
00:54:18met a woman
00:54:20like you
00:54:21so incredible and kind and beautiful
00:54:24so i know
00:54:26that you're the one for me
00:54:29this guy's either nuts or a really
00:54:32really good actor
00:54:34Oscar worthy
00:54:35Oscar worthy
00:54:36no
00:54:37first gift
00:54:43trixie i know that you just lost your home
00:54:46so i'm gifting you with your own
00:54:48new mansion
00:54:49worth 500 million dollars
00:54:51previously owned by
00:54:53jennifer aniston
00:54:55second gift
00:54:59this
00:54:59contains all the rights to
00:55:01my entire fortune
00:55:03which is now yours
00:55:04entire fortune from a cowboy actor
00:55:07he must be that easy
00:55:08they already spent their entire life savings on this clown show
00:55:11they've got nothing left
00:55:12my sander
00:55:13i really don't care for any of you
00:55:15look i i know
00:55:17i know that you are the farthest thing from a material woman
00:55:20okay
00:55:21which is exactly why
00:55:22well my third gift
00:55:23is um
00:55:25well
00:55:41clio
00:55:42hey
00:55:43oh my god
00:55:46you found my dog
00:55:52trixie i'm just a man
00:55:53but with you it's so much more
00:55:56trixie amore
00:56:00will you marry me
00:56:04you know i can't say no to this doggo
00:56:09yes
00:56:10i will marry you
00:56:27go go power couple
00:56:29whoo
00:56:31okay stop
00:56:33the only power couple here is butch and i
00:56:37let's remind everyone how worth his trixie is
00:56:41no man in their right mind
00:56:43would marry that embarrassing sack of scraps
00:56:46hey
00:56:47i don't care if she's homeless or not
00:56:48but i'm making this woman my wife
00:56:50which means that she will be treated as
00:56:53and cherished as
00:56:54the most precious woman on earth
00:56:56understand
00:57:01you still don't realize
00:57:02that my brother is the most powerful man on earth
00:57:05this is general
00:57:06lysander armstrong
00:57:15as if
00:57:17like the almighty general lysander armstrong would propose to a homeless prostitute like trixie
00:57:22yes
00:57:23the armstrong family basically control the global stock market
00:57:26lysander armstrong would sooner marry the princess of england than someone from the lowest rank of society
00:57:31i bet my life you're all just
00:57:34actors
00:57:35then you better enjoy your last breath
00:57:37come on lysander what are we waiting for
00:57:38let's show them what we can do and get revenge for trixie
00:57:40what can a bunch of piss poor people do to us
00:57:43the elites
00:57:44infect us with your poor people bad luck
00:57:46she wishes she could blame her low status on bad luck
00:57:50truth is she's just a useless
00:57:52lazy bitchin bum
00:57:53she's utterly unmarriable
00:57:59i can dispose of them in other means if you don't prefer violence
00:58:02i'd handle them myself but
00:58:07i'll let you do all the heavy lifting
00:58:08go ahead lysander
00:58:17yes hello this is lysander please bankrupt marissa wickham for me
00:58:22oh my gosh i'm so scared
00:58:24anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone
00:58:34uh hello
00:58:36yes
00:58:37what
00:58:44i'm a fake
00:58:54hey hey hey are you sure that was the call sasa that that was a real call
00:58:59people don't just suddenly go bankrupt like that
00:59:01my company's dead evaporated
00:59:03it's a thin air
00:59:08that's impossible
00:59:10who are you
00:59:11what is your deal
00:59:12secretary cho
00:59:14you said you're the secretary of health right
00:59:16and you yourself said that the armstrong family owns the entire global stock market
00:59:20could that be how they bankrupted miss wickham
00:59:23then that means
00:59:27you're really lysander armstrong
00:59:29the richest and most powerful man
00:59:32country
00:59:33tricks he's married
00:59:34the famed war hero
00:59:36the man every girl wants
00:59:38what every man wants to be
00:59:41now you believe me
00:59:42those who do bad will always end up losing everything
00:59:46there's got to be some trick to this
00:59:48you guys are just bums trying to extort money from us
00:59:51it's awesome
00:59:52it's awesome
01:00:00i know why you're all over tricksy because you've been in the military for so long
01:00:04you don't know what a real woman can do for you
01:00:07let me take you to my wedding chamber and i'll show you a good time
01:00:20i would never be interested in a woman who's as vile and cruel and wicked as you are
01:00:26guess the cheater gets cheated on eventually
01:00:31i'll show you a good time
01:00:31sasa was just trying to save the company
01:00:34i don't blame her at all
01:00:35your double standards are incredible
01:00:37okay you don't want me
01:00:39fine but there's plenty of other efficiency
01:00:41i can give you a room full of pageant winners
01:00:44uh 18 years old
01:00:45fresh for the taking
01:00:54i did that so you wouldn't have to
01:00:55miss tricksy
01:00:57thank you devon
01:00:59marissa
01:01:00not only have you backstabbed me
01:01:02your best friend
01:01:04by stealing my fiance
01:01:06but now you'd sell out other innocent girls just to get your company back
01:01:09you're an insult to all good women out there
01:01:12no to all of humanity
01:01:13so now
01:01:14everything that i've ever given you to
01:01:16i'm taking it all back
01:01:21wait everyone stop
01:01:25they're imposters
01:01:30i just got off the phone with the president and she said your contract is not getting cancelled
01:01:34because it was assigned by the goddess healer herself
01:01:37so we won't go bankrupt
01:01:40the goddess healer
01:01:41you mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine
01:01:44approved of mine
01:01:45biomedical products
01:01:47yes that's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine
01:01:51the goddess healer's motto is
01:01:53the right rewrites the wrong
01:01:55the left leave the wrong bereft
01:01:58that means she's rewarding me
01:02:00the president would never let your company go bankrupt
01:02:03in fact she's on her way now
01:02:08so you're telling me
01:02:09this dashingly handsome motherfucker over here
01:02:12isn't lysander armstrong
01:02:14who the fuck cares who he is
01:02:15if the president and the goddess healer
01:02:18approves of my product
01:02:19who cares about this washed up war hero
01:02:21we can break his legs break his arms no one would even bat an eye
01:02:24she even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services
01:02:57fbi
01:02:58so we came here to back you up
01:03:00listen officer i can attest that tricksy amoria is a good neighbor
01:03:05she's very kind-hearted and would never break the law
01:03:08yes and one time when my daughter needed university tuition
01:03:11tricksy gave her everything she had just to help her out
01:03:15she also paid for my recent heart surgery as well
01:03:18my fiance really is an incredible woman
01:03:21she's an angel descended from heaven
01:03:28you must be the criminal pretending to be general lysander armstrong
01:03:32my brother is not a criminal
01:03:34he's a war hero
01:03:35who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack
01:03:38without him this whole country would have been bombed to ash
01:03:41and that's why his choice to crime is stealing his identity
01:03:45general lysander armstrong only fell into a coma
01:03:48because of the fight with the terrorist
01:03:49and we've received no word that he's woken up yet
01:03:51so this must be an imposter
01:03:54i can tell that this whole dilemma with my identity is causing you a lot of trouble
01:03:58i promise i'll get it resolved and we can focus on taking down your scumbag ex
01:04:04if you want to arrest me fine
01:04:07but don't fuck with my fiance
01:04:08you don't get to decide punk
01:04:10let's go
01:04:34get him
01:04:35if you can
01:05:03if you can
01:05:27Is that enough pain, or do you want more?
01:05:37Legend is written all over you, Leicenander.
01:05:42Grandma, meet my new fiancé.
01:05:48Wow, your new fiancé?
01:05:50He's so manly.
01:05:52Much better than your last one.
01:05:54I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:05:57It's Butch's loss.
01:05:59Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa.
01:06:01She's like a shining star in the sky, and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:06:07Bitch, we name-calling now?
01:06:09I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right, fam?
01:06:12Drown out the poor!
01:06:19See, Trixie?
01:06:22You've got no connections, no power.
01:06:24You can't compete against me even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:06:28We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.
01:06:30So you're using defenseless lives as your shield because you know we won't hurt them.
01:06:35Let them eat, Kate!
01:06:46You can't shoot all of them.
01:06:48Grab what you can't, fam.
01:06:49Attack!
01:07:07You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:07:15What the fuck was that?
01:07:17I don't care what the fuck it was!
01:07:19I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding!
01:07:29Dammit!
01:07:30Dammit!
01:07:30Dammit!
01:07:32You forgot I had a gun, too?
01:07:35That'll cheat you from messing with the Wickhams.
01:07:37Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here.
01:07:39We're cornered.
01:07:40I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:07:43Devon, you and your brother are both good men.
01:07:45I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:07:48They will be punished.
01:07:52Now hold still for me.
01:07:57Wright rewrites the world.
01:08:09Holy fuck!
01:08:10Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:08:12By chanting the Goddess Healer's chant?
01:08:13Is she the Goddess Healer?
01:08:19I'm all better now than you, Miss Trixie.
01:08:22See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:08:25No.
01:08:26Please.
01:08:27I am just an ordinary girl.
01:08:29Don't put me on some sort of fetus.
01:08:30Sure.
01:08:32You hear that?
01:08:33She's just some average homeless girl on the streets.
01:08:36She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.
01:08:39While I do not care for glory, I do believe in justice.
01:08:43Marissa and Butch, not only have you betrayed me, but now you've hurt the innocent too.
01:08:49I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:08:51And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:53God?
01:08:55Wrong.
01:08:57But you're close.
01:08:58Bullshit.
01:08:59I'm gonna show you how the elite can travel any low lives.
01:09:04You wanna cross the line so bad?
01:09:06Then let's see you try.
01:09:08Charge!
01:09:08Charge!
01:09:17The hell is this?
01:09:19This is the line between life and death.
01:09:23Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:26I'll admit it looks pretty good, but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:09:31You're not the Grim Reaper.
01:09:33What if it's a trap?
01:09:34That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:09:36We ain't afraid of her.
01:09:37She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:09:40Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:09:43I will.
01:09:47Left leaves the wrong breast.
01:09:56I'm fine.
01:09:57Nothing happened.
01:09:59You'll see soon enough.
01:10:00Oh, please.
01:10:01I really wanna die.
01:10:02And you call this the line between life and death?
01:10:05I knew you were just making that shit up.
01:10:08Whoops.
01:10:08Just crossed it again.
01:10:10Whoops.
01:10:11And again.
01:10:12Nothing's happening.
01:10:24No!
01:10:25No!
01:10:26No, Pop!
01:10:26Hey!
01:10:28What did you do to my brother?
01:10:29I didn't do anything.
01:10:31I didn't do anything.
01:10:31Your brother just didn't wanna heed my warning.
01:10:34I suggest you take him to the U.R.
01:10:36If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:10:39Come on.
01:10:41Major.
01:10:42Are you not gonna help your own brother?
01:10:43How was he able to cross the line?
01:10:46See?
01:10:46This must be an illusion.
01:10:50Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
01:10:53Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please?
01:11:02You're so sore I wouldn't marry you.
01:11:04You'd go and hurt my brother.
01:11:05Oh, please.
01:11:06You hurt us first.
01:11:08At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.
01:11:11But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
01:11:16Marissa, thanks for taking this little life from me.
01:11:20You blame yourself for being worthless.
01:11:23You think anyone would wanna marry you when you got nothing to offer?
01:11:28When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:34Don't touch my wife.
01:11:36Oh!
01:11:38And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:11:43You can daydream all you want now, Trixie.
01:11:45But when the presidential contract arrives, it'll hit you like a fucking truck.
01:11:49That you're nothing but an ugly phony and I'm the queen of everything.
01:11:53Oh, really?
01:11:54Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:11:57What?
01:11:57You've got nothing on me.
01:12:02Yes.
01:12:04Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:12:10Goddess!
01:12:11Madam President, I require your assistance.
01:12:15Yes, we'll be there immediately.
01:12:19Get the VP.
01:12:20We're leaving now.
01:12:24Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:12:28God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too.
01:12:31I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:12:34You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:12:36A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming?
01:12:40Miss Wickham is correct.
01:12:41I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:12:43Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:12:47You hear that, everyone?
01:12:48There is no way low-life Trixie could have called the president by herself.
01:12:54She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention,
01:12:58so she's come here to play up her importance.
01:13:00No.
01:13:01My granddaughter would never do that.
01:13:03Reversing time just to heal someone's wound, only the goddess healer can do that.
01:13:08Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:13:13Oh, my God.
01:13:18Oh, first, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong,
01:13:23and now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:13:28Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:32I never realized how delusional they were.
01:13:35You can only dream of what you can never have,
01:13:37while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
01:13:40Look, I don't know what circus school you went to, but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:13:45It ain't working.
01:13:46You can't just fake the...
01:13:50Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary.
01:13:53It's like real magic.
01:13:55Trixie, you're an angel, but the goddess healing is beyond your imagination.
01:14:00And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex, won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:14:08No.
01:14:09Trixie, look.
01:14:11I believe you.
01:14:12You saved me.
01:14:14Whether you're a goddess or not, you did that.
01:14:18No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me.
01:14:20We'll riot against you now.
01:14:23Tear her apart!
01:14:25Tear her apart!
01:14:26Tear her apart!
01:14:28Tear her apart!
01:14:29Tear her apart!
01:14:31The Vice President arrives!
01:14:33Tear her apart!
01:14:34Tear her apart!
01:14:37Tear her apart!
01:14:48Tear her apart!
01:14:50Tear her apart!
01:14:50Tear her apart!
01:14:50Tear her apart!
01:14:50Tear her apart!
01:14:50Tear her apart!
01:14:51Tear her apart!
01:14:54Tear her apart!
01:14:55Tear her apart!
01:14:56Tear her apart!
01:14:59Tear her apart!
01:15:03this already once, okay? Right, Secretary Cho? This actor Trixie hired pulled this weird stunt to try
01:15:10to bankrupt me, but you already confirmed with Madame President that I got the contract coming
01:15:15still, right? Yes, we all thought he was a fraud. What I mean is, you're the war hero, General
01:15:23Lysander Armstrong, and how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding. The moment you wake up, you
01:15:29fall under this vixen spell, and now you're attacking one of the most important allies
01:15:34to the president? He is the general, but he's in trouble now. Did you hear that? Even the vice
01:15:42president knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader. So what if Trixie picked up some
01:15:47washed-up war hero? We got the VP and the president on our side. You'll always be nothing, Trixie.
01:15:55I told you. Now punish them, Vice President Langley. This is treason.
01:16:00Lysander Armstrong, you are stripped from your military honors and titles.
01:16:08Hurry! The goddess healer needs us.
01:16:13You can't do that, Mr. Vice President. My brother is a war hero. He single-handedly saved this country
01:16:19from terrorist attack. He was in a coma for two years. If it wasn't for Miss Trixie, he would...
01:16:23Enough! You speak another word, and I will bring down your entire family.
01:16:28Not just your brother.
01:16:30Yeah. It's okay.
01:16:33Mr. Vice President, I've already given my life once for my country.
01:16:36I have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiancée's life.
01:16:41And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:43I never gave a fuck about any damn titles.
01:16:49I truly saved a good man.
01:16:56I will not let you bring ruin to my fiancée.
01:16:59And what can you do about it?
01:17:01Oh, Mr. Vice President, I have a swell idea.
01:17:04My biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military.
01:17:09Let's try it out on them.
01:17:12Hold on, Mr. Vice President. There's no way that you're taking this seriously.
01:17:15Put innocent civilian lives in danger?
01:17:18Despicable!
01:17:19What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power.
01:17:24Miss Wickham, you can use full force on them.
01:17:28Did you hear that, boys?
01:17:33Oh!
01:17:42Shoot!
01:17:43Wait, that's the president.
01:17:57No!
01:17:58Idiots!
01:18:05Oh my gosh!
01:18:07I'm so sorry, Madam President.
01:18:09That was...
01:18:10They were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle.
01:18:14What is this?
01:18:16Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madam, for your military.
01:18:19This is a war crime.
01:18:21These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with.
01:18:23You're the uncivilized buffoon.
01:18:25I can shoot whoever I want.
01:18:26I have the presidential contract.
01:18:28With great power comes great responsibility.
01:18:30And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:18:35What are you doing?
01:18:36Reverse the poison.
01:18:37And take it out of the present before it's too late.
01:18:39That is easy.
01:18:41There's no need.
01:18:43I'll save everyone.
01:18:57It's raining gold!
01:19:01What's happening?
01:19:02Trixie doesn't have that kind of money.
01:19:04It's got to be cheap glitter.
01:19:09She is a criminal.
01:19:12Don't worry, Madam President.
01:19:13We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison.
01:19:15I'd be quiet if I were you.
01:19:17Because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is healed up.
01:19:20What are you talking about?
01:19:21The president literally came here to give me my billion-dollar contract.
01:19:34This contract?
01:19:37Yes!
01:19:38Thank you, first gentleman.
01:19:57My contract, you bitch!
01:19:59And that's not all.
01:20:12This foul weapon will not see the light of day.
01:20:15There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus.
01:20:18Don't you realize?
01:20:20Or are you too much of a goody two-shoes to understand that?
01:20:23You're the real virus here, Marissa.
01:20:26Money is worth more to you than human lives.
01:20:28And that's something I cannot tolerate.
01:20:31So prepare yourself.
01:20:32Because I'm about to smite you.
01:20:35What are you going to do?
01:20:37The president is here.
01:20:39And I just invented the best biomedical products in the world.
01:20:44You'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:20:47Madam President, you've recovered now.
01:20:50So what's your final decision?
01:20:54I'll...
01:20:54She's going to give me my billion-dollar...
01:21:02I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars.
01:21:08Why?
01:21:09Why are you attacking me, Madam President?
01:21:11You're supposed to be giving me the billion-dollar contract.
01:21:14You wish, you idiot!
01:21:18I've never seen a woman so vile, so ugly on the inside.
01:21:22It makes me want to vomit.
01:21:24I-I-I don't understand.
01:21:25I was just trying to punish these impostors for posing as the goddess of healing.
01:21:31And do you know the goddess healer saved me and my son during childbirth?
01:21:36You've really seen the goddess healer herself in the flesh?
01:21:41The one and only.
01:21:44And it's...
01:21:47Her.
01:21:47I'm Canon 1.
01:21:49Oh my God.
01:21:50I'm gonna drink yourkraut from black gold.
01:21:56I love my God.
01:21:58WAAAT?
01:22:03Welcome, goddess.
01:22:11Uh, we, uh...
01:22:16You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?
01:22:18How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:21Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:25I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person.
01:22:28To help those in need.
01:22:30And make sure the man I chose loved me for me.
01:22:33No, so that means...
01:22:35The billion dollar contract, it was you who gave it to me?
01:22:39She took it away just like that.
01:22:42That was our golden ticket.
01:22:44You were once my fiancé and best friend.
01:22:47But after everything you've done, we're officially getting ties with you both.
01:22:51No, please, I swear.
01:22:52I didn't know you were an ex-wife.
01:22:57It doesn't matter who she is.
01:22:59Trixie has a heart of gold.
01:23:01She's an amazing person.
01:23:02And you ruined that the moment that you betrayed her.
01:23:06She's gonna be my wife.
01:23:07Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet.
01:23:29She's gonna be my wife.
01:23:37She's gonna be my wife.
01:23:38You seduce me!
01:23:39Don't help me!
01:23:41You were the one that came onto me, you himbo!
01:23:44Please, Trixie, give me another chance!
01:23:48I want to be rich again!
01:23:50I'll be your slave.
01:23:51I'll kiss the ground you walk on!
01:23:53You've had your chance to apologize.
01:23:55But it's too late now.
01:23:57All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.
01:24:02You two should be locked up.
01:24:03And she shall.
01:24:05For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction, arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.
01:24:11It's all your fault, Marissa.
01:24:13I never loved you.
01:24:15It's your fault!
01:24:15I was only with you for your money.
01:24:17I don't care.
01:24:18You were rich.
01:24:20I'll see myself now.
01:24:22Rest assured, goddess.
01:24:24We will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:24:27My platform is spreading kindness just like you.
01:24:31I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:24:33That is why I saved you.
01:24:35With these healing hands, I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.
01:24:41Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:24:47Let's party!
01:24:49Wait, what if we just got married?
01:24:51Right now?
01:24:52Yes.
01:24:53Well.
01:24:54Woo!
01:24:56Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:25:01I do.
01:25:02I do.
01:25:03You may kiss the bride.
01:25:05I do.
01:25:06I do.
01:25:08I do.
01:25:09I do.
01:25:10I do.
01:25:11I do.
01:25:12I do.
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