She's Not Homeless, She's Healer Goddess! Full 💕 💕 💕

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00:00:02Healer Goddess, hear my plea.

00:00:05Please save my child.

00:00:23Rod of a sepulis.

00:00:42We're doing it.

00:00:51Praise! She is the Healer Goddess!

00:00:55No, please. Don't call me that.

00:00:59I'm just glad I could help.

00:01:05Here you go, miss.

00:01:09Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most

00:01:13in need?

00:01:26You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and

00:01:31run!

00:01:34Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.

00:01:44Right rewrites the wrong.

00:01:48You're a juvenile.

00:01:53See? Good as the day you can kick him out of your mother's womb.

00:01:59Come on, Cleo! Let's go!

00:02:11Hey, hey, hey, hey!

00:02:16Please. My brother's been in a coma the last two years.

00:02:21We have no idea what the illness is.

00:02:23If anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely.

00:02:26Be Lysander Armstrong!

00:02:27His military family basically owns the entire global stock market!

00:02:32He's so hot!

00:02:34Does he come with the money?

00:02:35Yes. He'll even marry you if you can cure him.

00:02:38Money. Fame. Power.

00:02:40It's all yours.

00:02:46Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?

00:02:48Yes. Give the presidential contract to Marissa.

00:02:52Oh, I have another call coming in.

00:02:55Grandma!

00:02:56I'm dying! Save me, Trixie!

00:03:00Grandma?

00:03:02Grandma.

00:03:03When are you getting married? I'm already a hundred years old.

00:03:07I'm gonna keep you healthy forever, Grandma.

00:03:09And Butch is still on deployment, so that's why I haven't been married yet.

00:03:15Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?

00:03:22We're talking about my brother's life. I don't have time for jokes.

00:03:27Oh, no!

00:03:36Please go feed your dog, Miss. Don't let it starve like you.

00:03:39Oh, kind stranger. Let me repay you by granting you a wish.

00:03:44Grant me a wish? That you can barely feed yourself.

00:03:46The downfall of humanity. It all starts with the loss of faith.

00:03:51What?

00:03:52Jeez, this has given me a migraine.

00:03:55Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?

00:03:58I'm telling you to have some faith in me.

00:04:01Okay.

00:04:03I wish for you to cure my brother's illness.

00:04:06Can you do that?

00:04:07I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.

00:04:11Cleo, stay right here for a second.

00:04:14Don't go too far, Cleo.

00:04:18Hold still.

00:04:25What?

00:04:26My migraine's gone.

00:04:28Okay, then let's go.

00:04:29If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you.

00:04:32Come on. Come on.

00:04:33Oh!

00:04:47How is he?

00:04:48What is the diagnosis?

00:04:50Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.

00:04:53I'm sorry. I don't know what this is.

00:04:55Aren't you the queen of medicine?

00:04:57You're supposed to be one of the best.

00:04:59Don't worry, General.

00:05:00I'm the Angel Herbalist and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.

00:05:05I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.

00:05:25I have no clue what this is.

00:05:30Oh, it looks like the Angel Herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all.

00:05:35That's why we saved the best for last.

00:05:37Me, the witch doctor.

00:05:39I'll save your son, Lysander.

00:05:52He's not budging. There's no movement.

00:05:54Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this is.

00:06:01Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors. They've tried all these methods and they've all failed!

00:06:07If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.

00:06:12Who?

00:06:15The goddess of healing.

00:06:19Wait a second. You're not talking about the legendary goddess healing.

00:06:23That's correct. Her right rewrites the rond and her left leaves the bereft. That's her motto.

00:06:31It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals. We are nothing compared to her.

00:06:36She is eccentric and elusive. No one has ever seen her before.

00:06:41If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son, I don't care if I go

00:06:47bankrupt.

00:06:48I will find her. James, come.

00:06:51Put out a voucher to the entire world.

00:06:54Whoever finds the goddess healer will get the five million dollars.

00:06:59There's no need.

00:07:13I'll save your son.

00:07:16Who the hell is she?

00:07:18Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.

00:07:20She's gonna save your brother? Don't be ridiculous.

00:07:23How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?

00:07:27Exactly.

00:07:28God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.

00:07:31She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.

00:07:34Ew! She even brought a filthy dog with her.

00:07:38I bet it has fleas.

00:07:39That flea-infested dirty thing is your companion.

00:07:44Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.

00:07:51Don't touch him.

00:07:54They say don't judge a book by its cover.

00:07:56But I can see from all your faces that you've failed.

00:07:59So step aside.

00:08:01I'll take it from here.

00:08:03Could you hold this?

00:08:04Ho, ho, ho, ho.

00:08:05You're not gonna touch my son.

00:08:07I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general.

00:08:11I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.

00:08:14I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash.

00:08:20Who knows what an unskilled, poor girl like her would do for some.

00:08:24A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?

00:08:30Ew!

00:08:32Disgusting.

00:08:33Go back to being a prostitute.

00:08:35Security!

00:08:35Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now.

00:08:39Let's go.

00:08:40If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.

00:08:47Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander into no avail.

00:08:52Maybe we should give her a try?

00:08:55You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.

00:08:58Alright, I'll give you a shot.

00:09:00But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall!

00:09:07Is that any way to ask for help?

00:09:10You'd be blessed to have me, and I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness.

00:09:15But since I'm not welcome here, I'll leave.

00:09:20Devon, come find me when you have a different wish.

00:09:22No, Miss Trixie, my brother is a hero to me. I can't lose him.

00:09:29Well, if he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.

00:09:34My brother is a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.

00:09:38Also, he's great with puppies. He'd make a great husband.

00:09:44Who says I want to marry him?

00:09:45As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you.

00:09:52Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her.

00:09:55I mean, look at her. Even if she cleaned herself up, you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.

00:10:01Only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters.

00:10:06Continue wasting your time. But I'm saving this patient.

00:10:19Oh, okay. What's happening? What are we doing?

00:10:35Oh, okay. What's happening? What are we doing?

00:10:39I knew she was a perv!

00:10:41She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.

00:10:44Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?

00:10:47Are you insane? Security, smash her face in for licking my son.

00:10:53He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy, and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphy.

00:10:59Yeah, right. I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him.

00:11:04Oh, okay. I've studied every disease known to man, right?

00:11:07I even have the badge of universal medicine right here.

00:11:11And I've never heard of endo-cryo-what-what?

00:11:18This?

00:11:25It is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here.

00:11:28What? So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what, THE rod of a sepulius?

00:11:36Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?

00:11:41I agree. I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery, what is the point as of doctors who

00:11:47have studied for years?

00:11:49We are all certified.

00:11:51But Lysander does have congenital heart disease.

00:11:54She's right about everything.

00:11:58Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right.

00:12:03And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what?

00:12:07Endogenic cryomorphy.

00:12:08Oh.

00:12:09And of course none of you have heard of it.

00:12:10Because I just discovered it.

00:12:13This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy.

00:12:17The chances are a billion to one. A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery.

00:12:22But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me.

00:12:27What a bunch of baloney.

00:12:28I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.

00:12:33Precisely. You are just a scamming prostitute.

00:12:36You don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine.

00:12:41I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school.

00:12:45Oh, so she went to the super circus instead.

00:12:49And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases, which mean nothing if you can't

00:12:56wake him up.

00:12:56Is that supposed to be a challenge?

00:12:59Oh my God.

00:13:01If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up, I think you all should grow parts of your brain

00:13:07back.

00:13:07Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly.

00:13:11What is that supposed to mean?

00:13:13It means you're being schooled by me, and I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees.

00:13:19Then let's have a bet.

00:13:21If you can't heal him, we'll break your hands.

00:13:26And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore.

00:13:32These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined.

00:13:37You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?

00:13:40Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them.

00:13:43There's too many lives at stake.

00:13:47Don't worry. I got this.

00:13:52It's a deal.

00:13:53I'll save Lysander Armstrong.

00:13:55No one is dying on my watch.

00:14:04Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years.

00:14:11Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?

00:14:15Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything.

00:14:27I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you.

00:14:30I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband.

00:14:33I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing.

00:14:38Prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.

00:14:41Wait, wait, wait, wait. What for?

00:14:43Don't listen to her.

00:14:45She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her.

00:14:50Firstly, this is called greatness.

00:14:53Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery, you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character.

00:15:01What? Did you just call me?

00:15:05There's a man's life at stake here, and you're standing in my way.

00:15:10Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.

00:15:14Now stop getting in my way, or I promise you, you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon.

00:15:20Oh, yeah?

00:15:20Yeah, you wanna see real pain? Where's the dog?

00:15:23Well, put down the dog!

00:15:25With pleasure.

00:15:41Left leaves the wrong breath.

00:15:47You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor.

00:15:53She's been poisoned!

00:15:56It was her!

00:15:57Do you see any poison on me?

00:16:00Medicine in the right hands can save lives, but in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison.

00:16:06This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine!

00:16:09Do you have one of your antidotes on you?

00:16:11Of course!

00:16:12I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes.

00:16:16If I wanna save someone, even the Grim Reaper can't stop me.

00:16:35Why is she spitting blood?

00:16:37This wasn't supposed to happen!

00:16:39I thought you said even the Grim Reaper can't get in your way.

00:16:42Angel herbalist.

00:16:43This is what I call...

00:16:45Malpractice.

00:16:47This isn't fatal. She'll live.

00:16:50But she deserves a little punishment.

00:16:52Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?

00:16:54Jacuzzi is ready?

00:16:55Right this way.

00:16:56Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!

00:16:58What the hell is going on?

00:16:59You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?

00:17:03Then stop getting in my way. Every second counts.

00:17:08Let's go for our dip, shall we?

00:17:14General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation.

00:17:19Are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son?

00:17:23Hold on. You two are going in there...alone?

00:17:27If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure. Invite everyone in.

00:17:33Alright. But I warn you. No funny business.

00:17:38Hmm.

00:17:42What are the best?

00:17:44What about this?

00:17:45Let's go to the records.

00:17:52How many of these controls?

00:17:55Let's go to the records.

00:17:57What?

00:17:58What is that?

00:18:05The computer.

00:18:39You really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless conwoman, General Armstrong.

00:18:43Exactly.

00:18:44What if she gets pregnant by him?

00:18:46She could blackmail you for millions.

00:18:50That's what I would do if I was that poor.

00:18:52And then the Armstrong family will be the laughingstock of the nation, held for ransom by a homeless woman.

00:18:59Dad, you can't seriously be listening to that.

00:19:02We have to have faith.

00:19:03Hey, where did you actually find this little, like, uh, on the streets?

00:19:11Are you shitting me?

00:19:13You found this bum on the streets?

00:19:14Are you nuts?

00:19:15You don't know her.

00:19:16You don't know her background.

00:19:18She could be a psychotic murder.

00:19:20That is it, General.

00:19:21You have to go in and stop this now.

00:19:22You're right.

00:19:23That's it.

00:19:24I'm shutting down this clown show right now.

00:19:26James, let's go.

00:19:27Yes, sir.

00:19:31Oh, my God.

00:19:38I told you all to stay out.

00:19:45This is a critical moment for you.

00:19:47We can't be interrupted.

00:19:49Otherwise, we'd both die.

00:19:54I'm not going to let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son.

00:20:00I'm going to save him myself.

00:20:02No, thank you.

00:20:05Ow!

00:20:07You see that, General?

00:20:08This isn't just a gull-dicking con woman.

00:20:10This is witchcraft.

00:20:13I know what this is.

00:20:15This is the dark witch.

00:20:17I've heard of her.

00:20:18She uses her dark magic to steal the hearts of young, handsome men,

00:20:23and then she eats them alive.

00:20:24Oh, I'm going to kill that bitch before she takes my son.

00:20:27James, get the SWAT team.

00:20:30Yes, sir.

00:20:34Here we gain consciousness.

00:20:46Help me.

00:20:47I just want to...

00:20:52Something's wrong.

00:20:56You were drunk with an aphrodisiac.

00:20:59Lysander Armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine.

00:21:04That's one more thing I'm saving you from.

00:21:13Sir?

00:21:14The SWAT team is here.

00:21:16Captain Morales.

00:21:19My son is trapped behind there

00:21:21with a devious, man-eating witch.

00:21:24I need you to do whatever you can

00:21:25to tear down that door.

00:21:27Rest assured, General Armstrong.

00:21:29We'll break down that door

00:21:30and bury that bitch alive.

00:21:36Right.

00:21:37We rights the wrong.

00:21:46Who the fuck are you?

00:21:48And why the hell are we naked?

00:21:51Good.

00:21:52You're awake.

00:21:53I'm saving you.

00:21:54Saving me?

00:21:56By bathing with me?

00:21:58Who are you?

00:21:58Are you a fucking spy?

00:22:01Talk!

00:22:01I swear to God,

00:22:02I'll have you arrested for this.

00:22:05You're the one who's trying to kiss me

00:22:07in your stipper.

00:22:10I will never.

00:22:11Oh, really?

00:22:25Look who's guilty now.

00:22:29Look, I don't know what the fuck this is,

00:22:31all right,

00:22:31but it is a biological fact.

00:22:33A man is attracted to

00:22:36a naked woman

00:22:37and her breasts.

00:22:39Science, okay?

00:22:40It just means that my body

00:22:41Oh, shut up.

00:22:41She isn't clear.

00:22:45You're distracted me

00:22:46with your funny.

00:22:47And I'm a professional.

00:22:49I hear Lysander's voice.

00:22:51Captain, do something now.

00:22:52Ready!

00:22:58We're almost there.

00:23:01Aim!

00:23:03Get him, boys.

00:23:04Get him!

00:23:06Fire!

00:23:10Fire!

00:23:25Those amicils.

00:23:27How is this possible?

00:23:29It's not even a scratch.

00:23:30I told you this is dark magic.

00:23:33Of course,

00:23:34your earthly bullets

00:23:35won't do a thing.

00:23:35No.

00:23:36I believe Miss Trixie

00:23:37is a good person.

00:23:39She's not the dark witch.

00:23:40Young Master Armstrong,

00:23:42you are too easily fooled.

00:23:44This homeless psycho

00:23:45doesn't even have the skills

00:23:47to make a living.

00:23:48How is she going to save

00:23:49someone else's life?

00:23:50That's right.

00:23:51The Queen Angel and I

00:23:52are already the top female doctors

00:23:54in the world.

00:23:55If we can't save him,

00:23:57no one can.

00:23:58Except for the goddess healer.

00:23:59Think about it.

00:24:00We heard Lysander's voice.

00:24:02He's been in a coma

00:24:03for two years.

00:24:04Miss Trixie must have

00:24:04woken him up.

00:24:05You're right.

00:24:06This homeless girl

00:24:08is maybe the goddess.

00:24:12Maybe this homeless girl

00:24:14is really the goddess.

00:24:15No!

00:24:16Absolutely not.

00:24:17There is no way

00:24:19this hobo girl

00:24:19is better than us.

00:24:21How could you know for sure?

00:24:22Right now,

00:24:23what we need to do

00:24:24is not interrupt Miss Trixie.

00:24:26You're wrong, sir!

00:24:27This homeless snake

00:24:29is using the forbidden techniques

00:24:30on Master Lysander.

00:24:32It's called borderline revival.

00:24:34She uses torturous pain

00:24:36to wake the patient.

00:24:37But only temporarily.

00:24:39It's a trick

00:24:40to pull the wool

00:24:41over your eyes and ears.

00:24:43That means my son

00:24:45is in tremendous pain.

00:24:46I'm going to ask you two

00:24:47to do whatever you can

00:24:49to kill that antler rod

00:24:51bearing witch.

00:24:52My son doesn't deserve this.

00:24:54He is dying right now

00:24:55naked in a jacuzzi

00:24:57with a smelly vagrant.

00:24:59Then it looks like

00:24:59it's up to me.

00:25:00The witch doctor.

00:25:02Only I know

00:25:03the right techniques

00:25:04to take her down.

00:25:06My son's life

00:25:08is in your hands.

00:25:09You heal him,

00:25:10I will give you

00:25:10whatever your heart desires.

00:25:13I don't know

00:25:14who you are

00:25:15but there is no way

00:25:17I am letting you

00:25:17rip my golden bachelor

00:25:19away from me.

00:25:21This is it.

00:25:22The finishing touch.

00:25:24I must now

00:25:25give you the kiss of life.

00:25:27So we can both survive.

00:25:47It's poison gas.

00:25:49The poison gas

00:25:51will smoke them out

00:25:52and end her torture

00:25:53over Master Lysander.

00:25:55Poison gas?

00:25:56My son is in there.

00:25:57You're jeopardizing

00:25:59his life as well.

00:26:00No, don't worry, General.

00:26:01Gold diggers like her

00:26:02only care about themselves.

00:26:05Soon,

00:26:05she'll come out

00:26:06crying to Mommy.

00:26:08Then we can reverse

00:26:08the poison on your son

00:26:10and then he can marry

00:26:11one of us.

00:26:12They really won't stop

00:26:14until they get

00:26:15both of us killed.

00:26:18I made a promise to you

00:26:19that I'd save you.

00:26:21It's now or never.

00:26:23Never.

00:26:35What the hell

00:26:36are they doing in there?

00:26:37It's been over 10 minutes.

00:26:38Wait a second.

00:26:40You don't think

00:26:41that they're...

00:26:42You!

00:26:43You suffocated my brother

00:26:44and Miss Trixie in there!

00:26:45Don't point your fingers

00:26:46at me!

00:26:47If your brother's dead,

00:26:49it's because of that

00:26:49homeless gold digger.

00:26:51Oh my God.

00:26:51Yeah!

00:26:52She's the one

00:26:52who sealed the door shut.

00:26:54I mean,

00:26:55she probably locked

00:26:56themselves in there

00:26:57on accident.

00:26:58Miss Trixie wouldn't

00:26:58have to do that

00:26:59if you weren't trying

00:27:00to sabotage her

00:27:01from saving my brother.

00:27:02This is taking

00:27:03way too long.

00:27:05Captain Morales,

00:27:06it's time to get out

00:27:07the big guns.

00:27:09These bazookas

00:27:10can flatten

00:27:11even a bomb shelter.

00:27:13Bazooka.

00:27:13She won't be able

00:27:14to hide even if

00:27:14she's the devil himself.

00:27:16Crap.

00:27:17Oh my God.

00:27:17Get back, son.

00:27:19Ready.

00:27:21Aim.

00:27:22Oh, shit.

00:27:27Quit your whining

00:27:28and stand down.

00:27:41The parasite's

00:27:43been extracted.

00:27:44Shoot her dead now.

00:27:45Do I need to fix

00:27:46your hearing too?

00:27:47I said stand down.

00:27:50Don't listen to her.

00:27:51She's a fraud.

00:27:52A termite

00:27:53to the field of medicine.

00:27:55I just saved this man

00:27:56that otherwise

00:27:56would have died

00:27:57in your care.

00:27:58If I'm a termite,

00:27:59then you're worse

00:28:01than a disease

00:28:02spreading tick.

00:28:03Wait a second.

00:28:04Are you saying

00:28:05you cured my son?

00:28:06He'll wake in just a moment.

00:28:07You can see for yourself.

00:28:09Well, now you're just

00:28:10asking to be exposed.

00:28:12That is it.

00:28:13No more stalling, General.

00:28:15If you won't punish her,

00:28:16I will.

00:28:21Don't hurt her.

00:28:27He's a cure.

00:28:33His pulse is regular.

00:28:35In fact,

00:28:36it's never been better.

00:28:40There's no sign of illness,

00:28:42infection,

00:28:43or disease.

00:28:51Miss Trixie did it, Dad.

00:28:53Lysander's warm again.

00:28:54He's not cold and pale

00:28:55like before,

00:28:56and his heart is strong.

00:28:58Come, feel it.

00:29:01I saved my son.

00:29:04Next time,

00:29:04don't go seeking medical advice

00:29:06from those with ill will.

00:29:07Your son would have

00:29:08otherwise died

00:29:09by their greedy

00:29:10and unskilled hands.

00:29:12I've learned my lesson.

00:29:13I will not let

00:29:14these two nutjobs

00:29:15ever practice

00:29:16their voodoo voodoo magic again.

00:29:18Wait, wait!

00:29:19No, no!

00:29:19There is only one person

00:29:21in the world

00:29:22who is more skilled

00:29:23in the field of medicine

00:29:24than the queen,

00:29:25Angel, and I.

00:29:27The goddess!

00:29:29The goddess healer!

00:29:33Could you really be

00:29:35the goddess of healing?

00:29:36But rumor has it

00:29:37that the goddess of healing

00:29:38is well over 100 years old,

00:29:40and you don't look

00:29:42a day after 20.

00:29:43It doesn't matter who I am.

00:29:45What matters is that

00:29:46the patient is healthy again.

00:29:48Devon,

00:29:49I've repaid your kindness

00:29:50by fulfilling your wish

00:29:50of saving your brother.

00:29:52Take care.

00:29:53No, wait!

00:29:54Miss Trixie,

00:29:55we still haven't fulfilled

00:29:56our promise to you yet.

00:29:57He's right.

00:29:58We are men of our words,

00:30:00and as I promised you,

00:30:01my heir, Lysander,

00:30:02would take you as a wife

00:30:03if you cured him,

00:30:04and you did just that.

00:30:06Of course,

00:30:07you're welcome

00:30:07to marry me instead.

00:30:09Oh,

00:30:10I really appreciate it,

00:30:11but

00:30:12I'm sorry.

00:30:13I...

00:30:15I'm already engaged.

00:30:19Already engaged?

00:30:20I am.

00:30:21I've been patiently

00:30:22awaiting his return

00:30:23from deployment

00:30:23for the last three years,

00:30:25and he's coming back today.

00:30:27But don't be disappointed.

00:30:29Really,

00:30:29I'm no one special.

00:30:31I just got lucky

00:30:32with your brother.

00:30:33Some guru taught me

00:30:34that spa water

00:30:35can cure all kinds of ailments.

00:30:36But you're still

00:30:37Lysander's savior.

00:30:38Please,

00:30:39let me give you

00:30:40what I promised.

00:30:41Take the gold.

00:30:41No,

00:30:42really.

00:30:43I don't need anything.

00:30:45I just believe

00:30:46in doing good

00:30:47in the world.

00:30:51Trixie,

00:30:52it's your fiancé.

00:30:53He's back,

00:30:54and he says

00:30:55he's breaking up with you.

00:30:58I must go.

00:31:06Hobo close.

00:31:07Halo glow.

00:31:08I bet the goddess healer

00:31:10is just like

00:31:11Miss Trixie.

00:31:12It was just

00:31:13dumb luck.

00:31:14She's even dumber

00:31:15for not accepting

00:31:15his marriage proposal.

00:31:17She could have been

00:31:17the richest woman

00:31:18in the world,

00:31:19marrying the hottest,

00:31:20most powerful

00:31:21bachelor around.

00:31:25I'm going to marry

00:31:26that homeless woman.

00:31:32Oh my God.

00:31:33I mean,

00:31:34I don't know

00:31:34about that homeless bimbo,

00:31:36but this is godly.

00:31:38No,

00:31:39no,

00:31:40no,

00:31:41my standard,

00:31:41my standard

00:31:42was supposed to be mine.

00:31:45I'd so much rather

00:31:46share him with you

00:31:47than let that

00:31:48penniless,

00:31:49ugly bitch have him.

00:31:50You two nutjobs

00:31:51are a disgrace

00:31:52to your profession.

00:31:53Take these two weirdos

00:31:54out of here

00:31:55and revoke their licenses.

00:31:57no,

00:31:58we're not brides.

00:31:59No,

00:31:59she's just better than us.

00:32:02Oh my God.

00:32:04Oh my God.

00:32:06We were truly blessed

00:32:07to have Miss Trixie here,

00:32:08huh?

00:32:09She's no average Jane.

00:32:10No,

00:32:10she isn't.

00:32:11She said it was just

00:32:12dumb luck,

00:32:13but if she truly had

00:32:14these special skills,

00:32:16why did she wear

00:32:17that shit-stained dress

00:32:18and had an impeccable

00:32:19looking doll?

00:32:20But think about

00:32:20the impenetrable walls.

00:32:21No normal person

00:32:23could have done that.

00:32:23Goddess or not,

00:32:25homeless or not,

00:32:26I don't care.

00:32:26I have never met

00:32:27a woman like that.

00:32:28I have to find her.

00:32:29I have to make her my life.

00:32:31She won my heart over too,

00:32:32but if my bestest

00:32:33big bro wants her,

00:32:35I'll help you find her.

00:32:36All right,

00:32:36listen,

00:32:37I need help

00:32:38finding three wedding gifts.

00:32:45I'm dumping Trixie,

00:32:46so I want you,

00:32:47your granddaughters,

00:32:49filthy things

00:32:50out of my house

00:32:52now.

00:32:53Trixie paid for this house.

00:32:55She waited for you

00:32:56for three years.

00:32:58She was dumb enough

00:32:59to put my name

00:33:00on the lease,

00:33:00and I'm upgrading

00:33:01for a better girlfriend now,

00:33:02one with some serious

00:33:03fuck you money.

00:33:05So get lost.

00:33:07Who gave you permission

00:33:08to bark like a rabbit

00:33:09hyena in my house?

00:33:16Grandma.

00:33:17Beatrice, Trixie,

00:33:20Amore.

00:33:21I've been dying

00:33:21to throw this in your face.

00:33:23I'm dumping you

00:33:24for your best friend,

00:33:25Marissa.

00:33:27In fact,

00:33:28the wedding's tomorrow,

00:33:30so sign over the house

00:33:31now.

00:33:37You gave me this ring

00:33:38and asked me to wait,

00:33:40and I did,

00:33:41for three years

00:33:43while you were deployed.

00:33:44Yet you cheat on me

00:33:45with my best friend,

00:33:47and now you're trying

00:33:48to swindle my home?

00:33:50Do you have no shame?

00:33:51We were together

00:33:52for three years,

00:33:53and it was a complete

00:33:54waste of my life

00:33:55when I could have been

00:33:56with a loaded girl

00:33:57like Marissa.

00:34:03That's how much

00:34:04you would owe me

00:34:04if I was in the

00:34:05rent-a-boyfriend business.

00:34:09I see you're fulfilling

00:34:10your highest aspirations

00:34:11of being a low-grade

00:34:13male prostitute.

00:34:17Oh, yeah?

00:34:19Well, Marissa

00:34:21is so much better

00:34:22than you.

00:34:23She grew up

00:34:24even poorer

00:34:25than you,

00:34:26and now

00:34:26she's the CEO

00:34:28of an entire

00:34:29corporation.

00:34:31Dude!

00:34:32Oh!

00:34:33And you?

00:34:35You're still nothing.

00:34:37So you think

00:34:38she's an upgrade?

00:34:39Of course

00:34:40she's an upgrade.

00:34:41Look what she

00:34:42got me for my

00:34:44engagement.

00:34:45Oops.

00:34:47Yeah.

00:34:48That's maybe worth

00:34:49one millionth

00:34:50the presidential contract

00:34:51I gave her.

00:34:57You gave her

00:34:58the presidential contract?

00:34:59I certainly did.

00:35:01In fact,

00:35:02Marissa,

00:35:03you and your

00:35:04dimwit brother

00:35:05only have everything

00:35:06you have

00:35:07all thanks to me.

00:35:13Oh, I think

00:35:14she's losing it, bro.

00:35:15That breakup

00:35:15must have hit her

00:35:16hard.

00:35:18You two

00:35:18are the ungrateful

00:35:20cheating scum here.

00:35:22My granddaughter

00:35:22supported you

00:35:24and your entire

00:35:25family for three

00:35:26years while you

00:35:27were gone.

00:35:28How dare you

00:35:29insult her?

00:35:31It's okay,

00:35:32Grandma.

00:35:32Let's not stoop

00:35:33to that level.

00:35:35Poor Edna.

00:35:36She still

00:35:37doesn't know

00:35:37what you're

00:35:37doing out

00:35:37there on the

00:35:38streets, huh?

00:35:39What is he

00:35:40talking about,

00:35:40Jersey?

00:35:41Show her,

00:35:42Bob.

00:35:47This is how

00:35:48embarrassingly useless

00:35:49your granddaughter is.

00:35:50She didn't purchase

00:35:51this house on her own.

00:35:52She was begging

00:35:53on the street

00:35:54for money.

00:35:56I can't be caught

00:35:57with a piss-poor

00:35:58nobody like you.

00:35:59Even if you

00:36:00got no game,

00:36:01I got street

00:36:02credit I got

00:36:02out of keep.

00:36:03You dig?

00:36:03The word

00:36:04you're looking

00:36:04for is

00:36:05dignity.

00:36:06And you're

00:36:07one to speak,

00:36:08cheater.

00:36:10Is this

00:36:11true,

00:36:11Trixie?

00:36:15I've been

00:36:15broadening my

00:36:16horizons,

00:36:17Grandma.

00:36:17I want to see

00:36:18how regular,

00:36:19everyday people

00:36:20live so that

00:36:21I can help

00:36:22them.

00:36:22Of course,

00:36:23those without

00:36:24substance underneath

00:36:25would never

00:36:26understand that.

00:36:27What is that

00:36:28supposed to mean?

00:36:28It means

00:36:29the new girlfriend

00:36:30you think is an

00:36:31upgrade is actually

00:36:33downgrade.

00:36:37Enough bullshitting

00:36:38already.

00:36:39Just sign the damn

00:36:39papers and we can

00:36:40each get on with

00:36:40our lives.

00:36:54At your wedding,

00:36:55I will.

00:36:56What?

00:36:57If you won't do

00:36:58good by me of breaking

00:36:59things off before

00:37:00two-timing me

00:37:01with my best friend,

00:37:03why should I do

00:37:03good by you?

00:37:05I'll give you

00:37:05my John Hancock

00:37:06at your wedding

00:37:07as a charity

00:37:09to you.

00:37:10Fucking bitch!

00:37:11You better keep

00:37:12your word.

00:37:13Oh, that's rich.

00:37:15After tomorrow,

00:37:16you will never feel

00:37:16so rich ever again.

00:37:18Do remember that.

00:37:25Trixie,

00:37:27Marissa's a millionaire

00:37:28now.

00:37:29They'll destroy you

00:37:30if you show even

00:37:31so much as a hair

00:37:32at their wedding.

00:37:33Grandma,

00:37:34I have to confess

00:37:35something to you.

00:37:36I've secretly amassed

00:37:38a fortune worth

00:37:39trillions.

00:37:40Trillions?

00:37:43That would make you

00:37:44the richest person

00:37:46on the planet.

00:37:47It's because of

00:37:48the healing hands

00:37:49I inherited

00:37:49from Asseplius,

00:37:51the god of healing.

00:37:52I've saved

00:37:53several world leaders

00:37:55with these hands.

00:37:56That's how I was able

00:37:57to give Marissa

00:37:58the presidential contract

00:37:59and become

00:38:00the goddess healer.

00:38:01It makes me angrier

00:38:02hearing her name

00:38:04knowing how she

00:38:04betrayed you.

00:38:05But please,

00:38:07Trixie dear,

00:38:08I know it was

00:38:09to broken your heart,

00:38:10but embellishing

00:38:12your worth

00:38:13and who you are,

00:38:14it will only delay

00:38:16the healing process.

00:38:17You don't have

00:38:18to believe me

00:38:18just yet.

00:38:19After we lost

00:38:20mom and dad

00:38:21because we didn't

00:38:22have the money

00:38:22for their medical pills,

00:38:24I vowed that

00:38:25I would do

00:38:26everything I can

00:38:27to serve those

00:38:27in need.

00:38:29That's why I'm

00:38:30taking everything

00:38:30back from Butch

00:38:31and I'm giving it

00:38:32back to charity.

00:38:33You've always had

00:38:34an angel's heart.

00:38:35I'm certain

00:38:36you will meet

00:38:37someone who will

00:38:38treat you right,

00:38:39who actually

00:38:40deserves you.

00:38:41You will see

00:38:42tomorrow, Grandma.

00:38:45Oh, yeah.

00:38:47Stop.

00:38:51You said Trixie's

00:38:52crashing my wedding?

00:38:53She was bullying

00:38:54us too, Sasa.

00:38:55She's probably

00:38:56trying to extort you

00:38:57now that she knows

00:38:58you're rich as fuck.

00:39:00When nobody

00:39:01steps on Snake,

00:39:02Snake bites

00:39:03back hard.

00:39:04So let her

00:39:05come and embarrass

00:39:06herself.

00:39:07You mean

00:39:10we broadcast

00:39:12that video

00:39:13of me?

00:39:16Yes.

00:39:17Her cavewoman

00:39:17stake the

00:39:1819th century tin can.

00:39:20She'll prop me up

00:39:21higher on my pedestal

00:39:22and the whole world

00:39:22sees her in her

00:39:23homeless mess

00:39:24against my

00:39:25presidential glow-up.

00:39:26Let's turn this

00:39:27party into her

00:39:28funeral.

00:39:35There he is.

00:39:38Welcome home,

00:39:39brother.

00:39:40Welcome home,

00:39:41General!

00:39:44Sir,

00:39:45the homeless woman

00:39:46who saved you,

00:39:46Miss Trixie,

00:39:47this is the file

00:39:48of her ex,

00:39:49Butch Tanner.

00:39:49He served with

00:39:50your regiment

00:39:50in the Marines.

00:39:51You mean the

00:39:52Butch Tanner

00:39:52that can barely

00:39:53carry supplies?

00:39:54Well, she's been

00:39:54providing for him

00:39:55and his entire

00:39:56family while he's

00:39:57been deployed

00:39:57overseas, sir.

00:39:58So she waited

00:39:59for him for years

00:40:00and then he

00:40:00betrayed her.

00:40:01Fucking coward.

00:40:02According to

00:40:03intel, she's

00:40:03planning to bring

00:40:04it down on them

00:40:04at their wedding.

00:40:05Then we should

00:40:06join her.

00:40:08Men, I'm only

00:40:09alive today because

00:40:10of that virtuous

00:40:10woman and her

00:40:11incredible power

00:40:12that saved my

00:40:13life.

00:40:13So she needs

00:40:14our support.

00:40:15Will you join

00:40:15me in protecting

00:40:16her?

00:40:16Yes, sir!

00:40:17We will not

00:40:18allow you to

00:40:18protect her, sir!

00:40:20Then let's

00:40:21roll.

00:40:36welcome everyone

00:40:37to my wedding.

00:40:39Today is a very

00:40:39special day for me

00:40:40and Butch.

00:40:41Not only are we

00:40:41getting married,

00:40:42but in just one

00:40:43hour, my company

00:40:44will be receiving

00:40:45the presidential

00:40:45contract, allowing

00:40:46my biomedical

00:40:47company to go

00:40:48public.

00:40:53congratulations on

00:40:54the contract

00:40:54once again,

00:40:55Mrs.

00:40:55Wakeham, Stowe,

00:40:57butch is taking

00:40:57my last name.

00:40:58Oh, and please

00:40:59don't be so uptight,

00:41:00Secretary Cho.

00:41:02You are the

00:41:02secretary of the

00:41:03entire U.S.

00:41:04health department,

00:41:05but this is a

00:41:05partay after all.

00:41:07I see some of

00:41:08the most important

00:41:09people in the

00:41:09nation have also

00:41:11arrived to

00:41:11celebrate you.

00:41:13The U.S.

00:41:15president will

00:41:15also be arriving

00:41:16soon to give

00:41:17you the contract.

00:41:18herself.

00:41:19It's an honor.

00:41:20And that's why

00:41:21Sasa is the best

00:41:22wife a man could

00:41:23ever dream of.

00:41:25We will make sure

00:41:26the crowd is

00:41:27entertained tonight.

00:41:28We'll let the

00:41:29wedding begin.

00:41:32Not so fast.

00:41:33The party doesn't

00:41:34start until I say

00:41:36it does.

00:41:58You two really

00:41:59are a match made

00:42:00in hell.

00:42:01So I've come to

00:42:02save your guests

00:42:02from this oncoming

00:42:03train wreck.

00:42:04I don't recognize

00:42:05it from any of our

00:42:06elite circles.

00:42:07Who is she?

00:42:08Uh, this is our

00:42:09entertainment for

00:42:10tonight, sir.

00:42:11Just watch.

00:42:15Trixie, what are you

00:42:15doing here?

00:42:16This isn't the

00:42:17homeless shelter.

00:42:18You lost.

00:42:18I bet she's here

00:42:19to bum a meal off

00:42:20us.

00:42:21You know, being

00:42:21this poor.

00:42:24Me, bum a meal.

00:42:26Have you forgotten

00:42:27that it was I who

00:42:28bankrolled you two

00:42:28for the last three

00:42:29years?

00:42:30And what evidence

00:42:30do you have of that?

00:42:32Look at me, then go

00:42:33look at yourself in

00:42:34the mirror.

00:42:34I'm a millionaire

00:42:36CEO.

00:42:36Even the first woman

00:42:38president will be here

00:42:39any second now to

00:42:40congratulate me.

00:42:41And you're nothing

00:42:41but a washed up

00:42:42sewer rat.

00:42:44Sasa, she's like

00:42:45so obsessed with me.

00:42:46She loves me.

00:42:48See, everyone?

00:42:50Butch already cut ties

00:42:51with his ex, but she's

00:42:52so shameless and

00:42:54desperate that she'd

00:42:55still show up to my

00:42:56wedding to suck up to

00:42:57me.

00:42:58This is what poor

00:42:59sad girls do.

00:43:00They beg for scraps

00:43:02from us.

00:43:03the rich and glorious.

00:43:05Projecting much,

00:43:06Marissa?

00:43:06You might feel all

00:43:07high and mighty now,

00:43:08but don't bite the

00:43:09hand that feeds you.

00:43:11Especially when I'm

00:43:12the one who's giving

00:43:12you the contract.

00:43:19You giving me the

00:43:20contract?

00:43:21You have no skills,

00:43:23no education,

00:43:24no connection,

00:43:25so how could you

00:43:26possibly have a pool

00:43:27to get the U.S.

00:43:28fucking president

00:43:29to give me a

00:43:30billion dollar contract?

00:43:32We both share a

00:43:32humble beginnings,

00:43:33Marissa,

00:43:34and I saw potential

00:43:35in you.

00:43:36Even trusted you

00:43:37as my best friend.

00:43:38But I recognize now

00:43:39that greed has

00:43:40poisoned you.

00:43:42Don't be all sore

00:43:42now just because

00:43:43I stole your man.

00:43:45This is what us

00:43:46rich girls do.

00:43:47They steal from

00:43:48lame spinsters for fun.

00:43:50Damn right.

00:43:51You were too

00:43:53embarrassing for me.

00:43:55Sasa tramples you

00:43:56any day.

00:43:56I can say that now

00:43:58that I'm marrying

00:43:58the rich.

00:44:00Bravo.

00:44:01Self-admission

00:44:01of a gold digger.

00:44:02Quick, somebody

00:44:03put that on a memoir.

00:44:04Sasa, she's

00:44:05embarrassing me

00:44:05in front of everyone.

00:44:07You should make

00:44:07yourself.

00:44:07Don't listen to

00:44:08her, everyone.

00:44:09She's the gold-dicking,

00:44:11blood-sucking leech.

00:44:12I don't even have

00:44:13to lift a finger

00:44:14and you're already

00:44:14embarrassing yourself

00:44:15in front of everyone

00:44:16for me, butch.

00:44:19You may look and

00:44:20sound like a man,

00:44:21but you're nothing

00:44:22but a pathetic coward.

00:44:23Okay, enough!

00:44:24You know what I

00:44:25always couldn't

00:44:25stand about you?

00:44:26Your moral posturing.

00:44:28But guess what?

00:44:30Morals are just lies

00:44:31to make you lame

00:44:32girls feel better

00:44:32about yourselves.

00:44:33That's why no man

00:44:34will choose you

00:44:35over Marissa Trixie.

00:44:37Because I've got

00:44:37the material goods

00:44:39and you're just

00:44:40all empty talk.

00:44:41I'm not here to

00:44:41request to be chosen

00:44:42because I'm the one

00:44:44who's doing the choosing.

00:44:47See this?

00:44:59Oh my god.

00:45:01Is that the billion-dollar

00:45:02contract for Sasha?

00:45:06The one that's supposed

00:45:07to make us all rich as fuck?

00:45:08No, absolutely not.

00:45:10I don't believe it.

00:45:12You all sound so scared

00:45:13already.

00:45:14Don't worry.

00:45:15This isn't that contract.

00:45:17It's the lease

00:45:18to the modest home

00:45:19you try to swindle

00:45:20from me.

00:45:23See, everyone?

00:45:24She's just trying

00:45:25to bluff us.

00:45:26But you don't even

00:45:26have the guts

00:45:27to go all the way.

00:45:28Look at her

00:45:28following orders.

00:45:29I asked her to sign

00:45:30over the lease

00:45:31and here she is.

00:45:32Like a good little

00:45:34peasant slave.

00:45:35That house is worth

00:45:36all her life savings.

00:45:40You want to, uh, I don't know,

00:45:42beg for a little treat

00:45:43while you're at it?

00:45:46Oh!

00:45:54You misunderstand me.

00:45:56I'm here to take back

00:45:57everything I've ever given you.

00:45:59I'm giving it to charity.

00:46:00Oh!

00:46:01Oh!

00:46:07Bro!

00:46:08She's gone cuckoo

00:46:09in the head.

00:46:10She thinks that just

00:46:11because she rented

00:46:11a pretty little dress

00:46:12she can pretend to be

00:46:13a deep pocket

00:46:14and invest in baddie.

00:46:15You wish you had

00:46:16that kind of money

00:46:16to just toss away,

00:46:17Trixie.

00:46:18It's just a drop

00:46:19in the bucket for me.

00:46:20Uh, I know

00:46:21what this is.

00:46:22You've gone delusional

00:46:24and you think

00:46:25you're Cinderella

00:46:25so you can just

00:46:26show up to a fancy party

00:46:27and some Prince Charming

00:46:29will scoop you

00:46:29into money forever?

00:46:30Well, that's not happening.

00:46:32Security!

00:46:33Lock the doors.

00:46:34This woman doesn't leave

00:46:35until we're through with her.

00:46:39This is where

00:46:40your dreams will die, bitch.

00:46:45We found

00:46:45Miss Trixie Lysander.

00:46:47She's being cornered

00:46:47by her ex and his mistress

00:46:48at the Wickham wedding

00:46:49right now.

00:46:50Butch Tanner.

00:46:51Well, he's gonna wish

00:46:51he died in battle

00:46:52after I'm done with him.

00:46:54Let's go.

00:46:58You think a few toy guns

00:47:00scare me, Marissa?

00:47:01I've saved plenty of people

00:47:03for much worse.

00:47:05Including your head

00:47:06of command, Butch.

00:47:07General Lysander Armstrong.

00:47:10You mean the legendary

00:47:11war hero?

00:47:12He's been in a coma

00:47:13for years after he saved

00:47:14the nation from

00:47:15a terrorist attack.

00:47:16You're an unskilled,

00:47:18unemployed, ugly leech.

00:47:20So how could you possibly

00:47:21have this magical ability

00:47:23to heal someone

00:47:24like General Lysander

00:47:25Armstrong?

00:47:26No one here

00:47:26is gonna believe you.

00:47:27Have you really cured

00:47:28the incurable General?

00:47:30Then Sasa

00:47:30is the fucking

00:47:31Virgin Mary.

00:47:32And she's not.

00:47:34You're just asking

00:47:35to be humiliated, Trixie.

00:47:37Show them, Butch.

00:47:39Oh!

00:47:40Oh my God.

00:47:41Good.

00:47:43Good.

00:47:44See for yourselves,

00:47:45everyone.

00:47:46Trixie's just a

00:47:47freeloading beggar.

00:47:51She won't leave me

00:47:52and Marissa alone

00:47:53because we're rich

00:47:54as fuck now.

00:47:55I'm a major

00:47:56in the Marines.

00:47:57Sasa, she has

00:47:59a billion dollar

00:48:00biomedical contract

00:48:01with the military.

00:48:03Approved by the

00:48:04first female president

00:48:06of the United States

00:48:07herself, bitch.

00:48:08How despicable.

00:48:09She's just trying

00:48:10to leech off you

00:48:11like a parasitic gold digger.

00:48:13Get out of here.

00:48:14No one wants to marry you.

00:48:15No free meals

00:48:16for the poor.

00:48:17Do you see this,

00:48:18Trixie?

00:48:19This is high society.

00:48:21So you're either

00:48:22born on a silver spoon

00:48:23or you're as accomplished

00:48:24as me to be here.

00:48:26Maybe if you do

00:48:27some serious

00:48:27dick-sucking here,

00:48:29maybe someone

00:48:30will drop a couple

00:48:31bucks in your tin can.

00:48:35I already have

00:48:36everything one

00:48:36can dream of.

00:48:37But I valued

00:48:38our friendship, Marissa,

00:48:39which is why I came here

00:48:40to give you

00:48:41a second chance.

00:48:42To see if you'd

00:48:43apologize and admit

00:48:44to your backstabbing.

00:48:45But no.

00:48:46You stooped so low

00:48:48it disgusts me.

00:48:50Nothing is more

00:48:51disgusting than you

00:48:52standing on street

00:48:52corners like a bum.

00:48:54And who knows

00:48:55if you've already

00:48:56started offering

00:48:57sexual services?

00:48:59Well then,

00:49:01why don't you

00:49:02get on your knees

00:49:02for me, Trixie?

00:49:03My brother

00:49:04will never take you back.

00:49:06No man will marry

00:49:07an embarrassment

00:49:08like you.

00:49:09But make me happy?

00:49:11And I might consider

00:49:12making you my

00:49:13personal prostitute.

00:49:25How dare you

00:49:26hit my brother?

00:49:27I'm never letting you

00:49:28leave here alive.

00:49:30It's awesome.

00:49:31Do something.

00:49:32Don't worry, my dear.

00:49:34After I'm done

00:49:34with you, Trixie,

00:49:35not even the goddess

00:49:36of healing

00:49:37will be able

00:49:37to save you.

00:49:40Oh, is that so?

00:49:42Security!

00:49:44Get down on your knees

00:49:46and give Bob

00:49:47one hell of a blowjob

00:49:48in front of everybody

00:49:49here or I'll pop

00:49:51so many holes in you

00:49:52the men here

00:49:53won't know

00:49:53which one to fuck.

00:49:54I don't need

00:49:54to be the goddess

00:49:55of anything

00:49:56to punish you.

00:49:57Any of the powerful

00:49:58leaders I've saved

00:49:59before could crush

00:50:00you before you

00:50:01even touch me.

00:50:02Dream on!

00:50:04You wish General

00:50:05Lysander scooped

00:50:06you off your feet

00:50:07but you weren't

00:50:07good enough for me.

00:50:08You're definitely

00:50:09not good enough

00:50:10for him.

00:50:10Enough!

00:50:11You're souring

00:50:12my party

00:50:13so you either

00:50:14get the fuck out

00:50:16or I'm gonna

00:50:16shoot you.

00:50:18On the count of three!

00:50:20I think I quite

00:50:20like it here.

00:50:21Two!

00:50:23Two!

00:50:33This wine is so delicious.

00:50:36One!

00:50:37Shoot!

00:50:40Nobody is laying

00:50:42a hand on my future wife.

00:50:50It's...

00:51:01Who the hell is this?

00:51:06I'm sorry that I'm late.

00:51:07Did they hurt you?

00:51:09No.

00:51:10I'm fine.

00:51:11But, um,

00:51:12when did I become

00:51:13your future wife?

00:51:15You saved me,

00:51:17Trixie.

00:51:18Remember?

00:51:18I'm a man of my word.

00:51:20They're never gonna

00:51:21hurt you ever again.

00:51:22Really,

00:51:23it was nothing.

00:51:24I saved you

00:51:25because you're

00:51:26a good man,

00:51:27not because I want

00:51:28you to owe me

00:51:28any favors.

00:51:35I see what this is.

00:51:36You're the one

00:51:37who cheated on me,

00:51:38Trixie.

00:51:38Look at you guys

00:51:39all lovey-dove.

00:51:40Don't try to pin this

00:51:41on her.

00:51:42She waited for you

00:51:43for three years.

00:51:43This is the kind

00:51:44of woman of virtue

00:51:45that a man

00:51:45would die for.

00:51:48Virtue?

00:51:50Don't make me laugh.

00:51:52She's probably out there

00:51:53giving blowjobs

00:51:53for cash.

00:51:54No man

00:51:55who in a hundred-foot pole

00:51:57would want to touch her.

00:51:58She should be happy

00:51:59Bob was willing

00:52:00to give her some.

00:52:05I see her in the Marines.

00:52:08I'm a major.

00:52:10Look, man,

00:52:11I know Trixie

00:52:12is like a,

00:52:13I don't know,

00:52:14a seven

00:52:14now that she's

00:52:15all cleaned up

00:52:16but don't waste

00:52:16your manhood

00:52:17on a whiny,

00:52:18worthless woman

00:52:19like that.

00:52:20Ow!

00:52:21Ow!

00:52:23Ow!

00:52:23Ah!

00:52:24Ah!

00:52:25A real man

00:52:26never talks

00:52:28about a woman

00:52:28that way.

00:52:30You're a coward.

00:52:40We don't need

00:52:41to fight fire

00:52:41with fire

00:52:42to deal

00:52:42with the likes

00:52:43of them.

00:52:44You're very gracious,

00:52:45Trixie,

00:52:46you know that?

00:52:49You're only getting off

00:52:50with it because

00:52:50she's so kind

00:52:51so you're going

00:52:51to do me the favor

00:52:52of never coming near

00:52:53her again.

00:52:53You understand?

00:52:54You want to fuck

00:52:55with me,

00:52:55you little dipshit?

00:52:56I'm a fucking major!

00:52:58You're probably

00:52:59lowest rank

00:52:59of the military grunts.

00:53:01I'll destroy you.

00:53:03Do you really

00:53:03not know

00:53:04who this is,

00:53:04Butch?

00:53:05I thought

00:53:05you were in

00:53:06the Marines.

00:53:07What have you

00:53:07been doing

00:53:08this whole time

00:53:08if you don't

00:53:09know who

00:53:09this war hero is?

00:53:11He was just

00:53:12a supply boy.

00:53:15War hero?

00:53:17Is this all

00:53:18part of your plan,

00:53:19Trixie?

00:53:20Poor girl.

00:53:21Did you sell

00:53:22your house

00:53:22to hire this actor

00:53:23so you can feel

00:53:24better about yourself?

00:53:25A woman's worth

00:53:26is tied to the man

00:53:27she marries.

00:53:28Trixie's worth

00:53:29bitless

00:53:29because Zach

00:53:29looks like a

00:53:30cowboy.

00:53:34A bum girl

00:53:35and a pimp.

00:53:36What a pair.

00:53:38Seems like

00:53:39they don't know

00:53:39who you are

00:53:39since you've been

00:53:40out of action

00:53:40for so long.

00:53:42We should try

00:53:42to play some

00:53:43more,

00:53:43don't you think?

00:53:46Bring in

00:53:46the wedding gifts.

00:53:55What is all this?

00:53:57Trixie, listen,

00:53:57I know that you

00:53:58didn't ask for

00:53:58anything after

00:53:59you saved my life,

00:54:01but I know that

00:54:02we shared a moment.

00:54:06I'm not the kind

00:54:07of man to get

00:54:08close to a woman

00:54:08and then just

00:54:09disappear.

00:54:10It's not in my

00:54:10nature.

00:54:12like somebody

00:54:13else here.

00:54:14Listen, Trixie,

00:54:16I have never

00:54:17met a woman

00:54:20like you.

00:54:22So incredible

00:54:23and kind

00:54:24and beautiful.

00:54:25So I know

00:54:26that you're the

00:54:27one for me.

00:54:29This guy's

00:54:30either nuts

00:54:31or a really,

00:54:32really good actor.

00:54:34Oscar worthy.

00:54:35Oscar worthy.

00:54:36No.

00:54:38First gift.

00:54:43Trixie,

00:54:44I know that

00:54:45you just lost

00:54:45your home,

00:54:46so I'm gifting

00:54:47you with your

00:54:47own new mansion.

00:54:50Worth $500 million,

00:54:51previously owned

00:54:52by Jennifer Aniston.

00:54:55Second gift.

00:54:59This contains

00:55:00all the rights

00:55:00to my entire

00:55:02fortune,

00:55:03which is now

00:55:04yours.

00:55:04Entire fortune

00:55:05from a cowboy

00:55:06actor?

00:55:07Must be that easy.

00:55:08They already

00:55:09spent their entire

00:55:09life savings

00:55:10on this clown show.

00:55:11They've got

00:55:11nothing left.

00:55:13Lysander,

00:55:13I really don't

00:55:14care for any of us.

00:55:15Look,

00:55:16I know.

00:55:17I know that

00:55:18you are the

00:55:18farthest thing

00:55:19from a material

00:55:19woman,

00:55:21okay?

00:55:21Which is exactly

00:55:22why my third

00:55:23gift is,

00:55:24um,

00:55:26well,

00:55:33help.

00:55:41Cleo!

00:55:43Hey!

00:55:44Oh, my God.

00:55:46you found

00:55:47my dog.

00:55:51Trixie,

00:55:52I'm just a man,

00:55:53but with you

00:55:54it's so much more.

00:55:55Trixie Amore,

00:56:00will you marry me?

00:56:03You know I can't

00:56:04say no to this

00:56:05doggo.

00:56:09Yes,

00:56:10I will marry you.

00:56:27Go, go,

00:56:28power couple.

00:56:30Woo!

00:56:30Ha ha!

00:56:31Okay,

00:56:32stop.

00:56:33The only power

00:56:33couple here

00:56:34is Butch and I.

00:56:36Let's remind

00:56:37everyone how

00:56:38worthless Trixie is.

00:56:41No man

00:56:41in their right

00:56:42mind

00:56:43would marry

00:56:44that embarrassing

00:56:45sack of scraps.

00:56:46Hey.

00:56:47I don't care

00:56:47if she's homeless

00:56:48or not,

00:56:49but I'm making

00:56:49this woman my wife,

00:56:51which means

00:56:51that she will be

00:56:52treated as

00:56:53and cherished

00:56:53as the most

00:56:54precious woman

00:56:55on earth.

00:56:55understand.

00:57:00You still

00:57:01don't realize

00:57:02that my brother

00:57:03is the most

00:57:04powerful man

00:57:04on earth.

00:57:05This is General

00:57:06Lysander Armstrong.

00:57:13Ha ha ha ha!

00:57:15As if

00:57:16like the almighty

00:57:18General Lysander Armstrong

00:57:19would propose

00:57:20to a homeless

00:57:21prostitute like Trixie.

00:57:22Yes,

00:57:23the Armstrong family

00:57:24basically control

00:57:24the global stock market.

00:57:26Lysander Armstrong

00:57:27would sooner marry

00:57:28the princess of England

00:57:29than someone

00:57:29from the lowest

00:57:30rank of society.

00:57:32I bet my life

00:57:33you're all just

00:57:34actors.

00:57:35Then you better

00:57:35enjoy your last breath.

00:57:37Come on, Lysander.

00:57:38What are we waiting for?

00:57:38Let's show them

00:57:39what we can do

00:57:39and get revenge

00:57:40for Trixie.

00:57:40What can a bunch

00:57:41of piss poor people

00:57:42do to us,

00:57:43the elites?

00:57:44Infect us with

00:57:45your poor people

00:57:45bad luck?

00:57:46She wishes

00:57:47she could blame

00:57:48her low status

00:57:49on bad luck.

00:57:50Truth is,

00:57:50she's just a useless,

00:57:52lazy bitchin' bum.

00:57:53She's utterly

00:57:55unmarriable.

00:57:58I can dispose

00:57:59of them

00:58:00in other means

00:58:01if you don't

00:58:02prefer violence.

00:58:03I'd handle them

00:58:04myself,

00:58:04but

00:58:06I'll let you

00:58:07do all the

00:58:08heavy lifting.

00:58:09Go ahead,

00:58:10Lysander.

00:58:17Yes, hello,

00:58:18this is Lysander.

00:58:18Please

00:58:19bankrupt

00:58:20Marissa Wiccan

00:58:20for me.

00:58:22Oh my gosh,

00:58:23I'm so scared.

00:58:25Anyone these days

00:58:26could call anyone

00:58:27and pretend

00:58:27to be on the phone.

00:58:35Uh, hello?

00:58:37Yes.

00:58:39What?

00:58:44I'm going

00:58:45bankrupt!

00:58:48Hey, hey, hey.

00:58:54Hey, hey, hey.

00:58:55Are you sure

00:58:56that was the call,

00:58:57Sasa?

00:58:58That was a real call?

00:58:59People don't just

00:59:00suddenly go bankrupt

00:59:00like that.

00:59:01My company's dead.

00:59:02It's evaporated.

00:59:04It's in thin air.

00:59:08That's impossible.

00:59:10Who are you?

00:59:11What did you do?

00:59:13Secretary Cho,

00:59:14you said you're

00:59:15the Secretary of Health,

00:59:16right?

00:59:16And you yourself

00:59:17said that the Armstrong

00:59:18family owns the entire

00:59:19global stock market.

00:59:20Could that be

00:59:21how they bankrupted

00:59:22Miss Wickham?

00:59:23Then that means...

00:59:26You're

00:59:27really Lysander Armstrong,

00:59:30the richest

00:59:30and most powerful

00:59:31man in the country.

00:59:33Trixie's married

00:59:34the famed

00:59:35war hero,

00:59:36the man every girl

00:59:37wants and every man

00:59:38wants to be.

00:59:41Now you believe me?

00:59:42Those who do bad

00:59:43will always end up

00:59:44losing everything.

00:59:46There's got to be

00:59:47some trick to this.

00:59:48You guys are just

00:59:49bums trying to extort

00:59:50money from us.

00:59:51Sasa.

00:59:53Sasa.

00:59:54Sasa.

00:59:55Sasa.

00:59:58Sasa.

01:00:00Sasa.

01:00:01You're all over Trixie

01:00:02because you've been

01:00:03in the military

01:00:03for so long

01:00:04you don't know

01:00:04what a real woman

01:00:05can do for you.

01:00:07Let me take you

01:00:08to my wedding chamber

01:00:09and I'll show you

01:00:09a good time.

01:00:12Do you want to

01:00:13rub your hands for me

01:00:14or I'll have them

01:00:15removed for you?

01:00:16Ah!

01:00:18Ah!

01:00:20I would never be

01:00:21interested in a woman

01:00:22who's as vile

01:00:23and cruel

01:00:24and wicked

01:00:25as you are.

01:00:26Guess the cheater

01:00:27gets cheated on

01:00:28eventually.

01:00:31Sasa was just

01:00:32trying to save

01:00:32the company.

01:00:34I don't blame her

01:00:35at all.

01:00:35Your double standards

01:00:36are incredible.

01:00:37Okay, you don't

01:00:38want me.

01:00:39Fine.

01:00:40But there's plenty

01:00:41of other efficiency.

01:00:42I can give you

01:00:42a room full of

01:00:43pageant winners

01:00:4418 years old

01:00:45fresh for the taking.

01:00:54I did that

01:00:54so you wouldn't

01:00:55have to,

01:00:56Miss Trixie.

01:00:57Thank you,

01:00:57Devin.

01:00:59Marissa,

01:01:00not only have you

01:01:01backstabbed me,

01:01:02your best friend,

01:01:04by stealing my fiancé,

01:01:06but now you'd sell

01:01:07out other innocent

01:01:08girls just to get

01:01:08your company back?

01:01:10You're an insult

01:01:10to all good women

01:01:11out there.

01:01:12No, to all of humanity.

01:01:13So now,

01:01:14everything that I've

01:01:15ever given you to,

01:01:17I'm taking it all back.

01:01:20Wait, everyone,

01:01:22stop.

01:01:25They're imposters.

01:01:30I just got off the phone

01:01:32with the president

01:01:32and she said

01:01:32your contract

01:01:33is not getting cancelled

01:01:34because it was assigned

01:01:36by the goddess healer

01:01:37herself.

01:01:37So we won't

01:01:38go bankrupt?

01:01:40The goddess healer?

01:01:41You mean the

01:01:42eccentric and highly

01:01:43elusive sage

01:01:43in the field of medicine

01:01:44approved of my

01:01:45biomedical products?

01:01:47Yes, that's the

01:01:48highest honor

01:01:49anyone can have

01:01:50in the field

01:01:50of health and medicine.

01:01:51The goddess healer's

01:01:53motto is

01:01:53the right rewrites

01:01:55the wrong,

01:01:55the left

01:01:56leave the wrong

01:01:57bereft.

01:01:58That means

01:01:59she's rewarding me.

01:02:00The president

01:02:01would never

01:02:02let your company

01:02:03go bankrupt.

01:02:04In fact,

01:02:04she's on her way

01:02:05now.

01:02:07So you're telling me

01:02:09this dashingly

01:02:10handsome motherfucker

01:02:11over here

01:02:12isn't Lysander

01:02:13Armstrong?

01:02:14Who the fuck

01:02:14cares who he is?

01:02:15If the president

01:02:16and the goddess healer

01:02:17approves of my

01:02:18products,

01:02:19who cares about

01:02:20this washed up

01:02:20war hero?

01:02:21We can break his

01:02:22legs, break his

01:02:22arms, no one

01:02:23would even bat an

01:02:24eye.

01:02:24She even gave us

01:02:25explicit permission

01:02:26to call upon

01:02:27secret services.

01:02:28FBI!

01:02:30FBI!

01:02:31You're under arrest

01:02:32for fraudulent claims

01:02:33and identity theft.

01:02:36Gotcha.

01:02:41Guess I still

01:02:42get the last laugh,

01:02:43Trixie.

01:02:44No, don't arrest

01:02:44her!

01:02:46Trixie is a good

01:02:47person.

01:02:48Please, officer,

01:02:49don't arrest her!

01:02:50Grandma, Mr. Rogers,

01:02:52Mrs. Williams,

01:02:53what are you all

01:02:53doing here?

01:02:54The neighbors heard

01:02:55about the breakup

01:02:55between you and

01:02:56Butch.

01:02:57We were worried,

01:02:58so we came here

01:02:59to back you up.

01:03:00Listen, officer,

01:03:01I can attest that

01:03:03Trixie Amoria

01:03:03is a good neighbor.

01:03:05She's very kind

01:03:06hearted and would

01:03:06never break the law.

01:03:08Yes, and one time

01:03:09when my daughter

01:03:09needed university

01:03:11tuition, Trixie

01:03:12gave her everything

01:03:13she had just to

01:03:14help her out.

01:03:15She also paid

01:03:15for my recent

01:03:16heart surgery

01:03:17as well.

01:03:18My fiance

01:03:19really is an

01:03:20incredible woman.

01:03:21She's an angel

01:03:22descended from heaven.

01:03:28You must be the criminal

01:03:29pretending to be

01:03:30General Lysander

01:03:31Armstrong.

01:03:32My brother

01:03:33is not a criminal.

01:03:34He's a war hero

01:03:35who single-handedly

01:03:36saved this country

01:03:37from a terrorist attack.

01:03:38Without him,

01:03:39this whole country

01:03:39would have been

01:03:40bombed to ash.

01:03:41And that's why

01:03:42it's twice the crime

01:03:43for stealing his identity.

01:03:45General Lysander

01:03:46Armstrong only fell

01:03:47into a coma

01:03:47because of the fight

01:03:48with the terrorist.

01:03:49And we've received

01:03:50no word that he's

01:03:50woken up yet,

01:03:51so this must be

01:03:52an imposter.

01:03:54I can tell that

01:03:55this whole dilemma

01:03:56with my identity

01:03:56is causing you

01:03:57a lot of trouble.

01:03:58I promise I'll get it

01:03:59resolved and we can

01:04:00focus on taking

01:04:01down your scumbag ex.

01:04:04If you want to arrest

01:04:05me, fine.

01:04:07But don't fuck

01:04:08with my fiance.

01:04:09You don't get to

01:04:09decide, punk.

01:04:10Let's go!

01:04:34Get him!

01:04:35If you can.

01:04:36If you can.

01:05:27Is that enough pain?

01:05:28Or do you want more?

01:05:37Legend is written

01:05:39all over you,

01:05:40Lysander.

01:05:42Grandma.

01:05:44Meet my new fiance.

01:05:48Wow, your new fiance.

01:05:50He's so manly.

01:05:52Much better than

01:05:53your last one.

01:05:54I always knew

01:05:55you'd find someone

01:05:56better.

01:05:56It's Butch's loss.

01:05:59Trixie has always

01:05:59been so much better

01:06:01than Marissa.

01:06:02She's like a shining

01:06:03star in the sky

01:06:04and Marissa's like

01:06:05a roach in the sewers.

01:06:07Bitch, we name calling

01:06:08now?

01:06:09I'll drown you out

01:06:10with insults from my

01:06:10side, right fam?

01:06:12Drown out the poor!

01:06:13Drown out the poor!

01:06:15Drown out the poor!

01:06:16Drown out the poor!

01:06:18Drown out the poor!

01:06:19Drown out the poor!

01:06:20See, Trixie?

01:06:21You've got no connections,

01:06:23no power.

01:06:24You can't compete

01:06:25against me even if you

01:06:26have one guy on your

01:06:27side who can fight.

01:06:28We're too honorable

01:06:29to fight dirty like you.

01:06:30So you're using

01:06:31defenseless lives as

01:06:32your shield because

01:06:33you know we won't

01:06:34hurt them.

01:06:35Let them eat cake!

01:06:46You can't shoot all of them.

01:06:48Grab what you can't,

01:06:48bam, attack!

01:07:07You will not hurt

01:07:08a single soul

01:07:09in my presence.

01:07:15What the fuck was that?

01:07:17I don't care what the

01:07:18fuck it was!

01:07:18I'm not letting her

01:07:19make a fool of me

01:07:20at my own wedding!

01:07:28Damn it!

01:07:29Damn it!

01:07:30Damn it!

01:07:32You forgot I had a gun, too?

01:07:35That'll teach you

01:07:35from messing with

01:07:36the Wickhams.

01:07:37Take Miss Trixie

01:07:38and her family

01:07:38and get out of here.

01:07:39We're cornered.

01:07:40I'll sacrifice myself

01:07:41to fend them off.

01:07:42Devin,

01:07:43you and your brother

01:07:44are both good men.

01:07:45I will not let your

01:07:47injury be in vain.

01:07:48They will be punished.

01:07:52Now hold still for me.

01:07:57Wright rewrites the world.

01:08:08Holy fuck!

01:08:10Did she just

01:08:10reverse the bullet?

01:08:11By chanting

01:08:12the goddess healer's chant?

01:08:13She

01:08:14the goddess healer?

01:08:19I'm all better now.

01:08:20Thank you, Miss Trixie.

01:08:22See,

01:08:23I knew that you

01:08:24were no ordinary woman.

01:08:25No.

01:08:26Please.

01:08:27I am just

01:08:28an ordinary girl.

01:08:29Don't put me on

01:08:29some sort of pedestal.

01:08:30Sure.

01:08:32You hear that?

01:08:33She's just some average

01:08:34homeless girl

01:08:35in the streets.

01:08:36She was probably

01:08:36holding out a super

01:08:37magnet that drew

01:08:38out the bullet.

01:08:39Well,

01:08:39I do not care

01:08:40for glory.

01:08:41I do believe

01:08:42in justice.

01:08:43Marissa and Butch,

01:08:44not only have you

01:08:45betrayed me,

01:08:46but now you've

01:08:47hurt the innocent too.

01:08:48I will make you

01:08:49both pay for your crimes.

01:08:51And who are you

01:08:51to judge me

01:08:52for what I do?

01:08:53God?

01:08:55Wrong.

01:08:56But you're close.

01:08:58Oh, bullshit.

01:08:59I'm going to show you

01:09:00how the elite

01:09:00can travel

01:09:01in your little lives.

01:09:04You want to

01:09:04cross the line so bad?

01:09:06Then let's see you try.

01:09:07Charge!

01:09:17The hell is this?

01:09:19This is the line

01:09:20between life

01:09:22and death.

01:09:23Yo, was that

01:09:23extra neon spray paint?

01:09:26I'll admit

01:09:27it looks pretty good,

01:09:27but I'll die

01:09:29before I believe

01:09:29that's magic.

01:09:31You're not

01:09:32the Grim Reaper.

01:09:33What if it's a trap?

01:09:34That woman has

01:09:35many tricks up her sleeves.

01:09:36We ain't afraid of her.

01:09:37She's nothing but

01:09:38a circus prostitute.

01:09:40Why don't you

01:09:41cross the line

01:09:41and see for yourself?

01:09:43I will.

01:09:46Left

01:09:47leaves the wrong

01:09:48rest.

01:09:56I'm fine.

01:09:57Nothing happened.

01:09:58You'll see soon enough.

01:10:00Oh, please.

01:10:01I really want to die.

01:10:03And you call this

01:10:03the line between

01:10:04life and death?

01:10:05I knew you were just

01:10:06making that shit up.

01:10:07Whoops.

01:10:08Just frosted again.

01:10:10Whoops.

01:10:10And again.

01:10:12Nothing's

01:10:13happening.

01:10:24I don't know.

01:10:27What did you do to my brother?

01:10:29I didn't do anything.

01:10:31Your brother just didn't

01:10:32want to heed my warning.

01:10:34I suggest you take him

01:10:35to the U.R.

01:10:36if you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.

01:10:39Come on, Major.

01:10:42Are you not going to help your own brother?

01:10:43How was he able to cross the line?

01:10:45See, this must be an illusion.

01:10:50Only the pure of heart can cross the line.

01:10:53Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please?

01:11:02You're so sore, I wouldn't marry you.

01:11:04You'd go and hurt my brother.

01:11:05Oh, please.

01:11:06You hurt us first.

01:11:08At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.

01:11:11But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.

01:11:16Marissa, thanks for taking this low life from me.

01:11:20You blame yourself for being worthless.

01:11:23You think anyone would want to marry you when you've got nothing to offer?

01:11:28When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?

01:11:34Don't touch my wife.

01:11:38And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.

01:11:43You can daydream all you want now, Trixie,

01:11:45but when the presidential contract arrives,

01:11:47it'll hit you like a fucking truck.

01:11:49That you're nothing but an ugly phony,

01:11:51and I'm the queen of everything.

01:11:52Oh, really?

01:11:53Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.

01:11:58You've got nothing on me.

01:12:02Yes.

01:12:03Tell the president to get here immediately.

01:12:10Goddess.

01:12:11Madam President, I require your assistance.

01:12:14Yes, we'll be there immediately.

01:12:19Get the VP.

01:12:20We're leaving now.

01:12:24Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?

01:12:28God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too.

01:12:31I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.

01:12:34You're pathetic, Trixie.

01:12:36A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming?

01:12:39Miss Wickham is correct.

01:12:41I was on the phone with the president earlier.

01:12:43Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.

01:12:47You hear that, everyone?

01:12:48There is no way low-life Trixie could have called the president by herself.

01:12:54She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention,

01:12:58so she's come here to play up her importance.

01:13:00No, my granddaughter would never do that.

01:13:03Reversing time just to heal someone's wound,

01:13:06only the goddess healer can do that.

01:13:08Is Trixie really the goddess healer?

01:13:17Oh, first, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong,

01:13:23and now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the goddess healer

01:13:26who gave me my presidential contract?

01:13:28Is this how the working class think all the time?

01:13:32I never realized how delusional they were.

01:13:35You can only dream of what you can never have

01:13:37while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.

01:13:41Look, I don't know what circus school you went to,

01:13:43but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie, it ain't working.

01:13:46You can't just fake the...

01:13:50Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary.

01:13:53It's like real magic.

01:13:54Trixie, you're an angel, but the goddess healing is beyond your imagination.

01:14:00And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex,

01:14:03won't her followers be furious and riot against you?

01:14:08No.

01:14:09Trixie, look, I believe you.

01:14:12You saved me.

01:14:14Whether you're a goddess or not, you did that.

01:14:17No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me.

01:14:21We'll riot against you now.

01:14:23Tear her apart!

01:14:25Tear her apart!

01:14:26Tear her apart!

01:14:28Tear her apart!

01:14:29Tear her apart!

01:14:31The vice president arrives!

01:14:48Who dare cause ruckus in here?

01:14:54You're General Lysander Armstrong.

01:14:56Wait, what?

01:14:59He's actually General Lysander Armstrong?

01:15:01No, no, we've been through this already once, okay?

01:15:04Right, Secretary Cho?

01:15:06This actor Trixie hired pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me,

01:15:11but you already confirmed with Madame President

01:15:13that I got the contract coming still, right?

01:15:16Yes, we all thought he was a fraud.

01:15:18What I mean is, you're the war hero, General Lysander Armstrong.

01:15:24And how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding?

01:15:27The moment you wake up, you fall under this vixen spell,

01:15:31and now you're attacking one of the most important allies to the president?

01:15:35He is the general.

01:15:37Oh, but he's in trouble now.

01:15:39Did you hear that?

01:15:41Even the vice president knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader.

01:15:45So what if Trixie picked up some washed-up war hero?

01:15:48We got the VP and the president.

01:15:51On our side, you'll always be nothing, Trixie.

01:15:55I told you.

01:15:56Now punish them, Vice President Langley.

01:15:59This is treason.

01:16:00Lysander Armstrong, you are stripped from your military honors and titles.

01:16:08Hurry!

01:16:09The goddess healer needs us.

01:16:13You can't do that, Mr. Vice President.

01:16:15My brother is a war hero.

01:16:17He single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack.

01:16:20He was in a coma for two years.

01:16:22If it wasn't for Miss Trixie, he would...

01:16:23Enough!

01:16:24You speak another word, and I will bring down your entire family.

01:16:28Not just your brother.

01:16:30Yeah.

01:16:31It's okay.

01:16:33Mr. Vice President, I've already given my life once for my country.

01:16:36I have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiancé's life.

01:16:41And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President.

01:16:43I never gave a fuck about any damn titles.

01:16:49I truly saved a good man.

01:16:56I will not let you bring ruin to my fiancé.

01:16:59And what can you do about it?

01:17:01Oh, Mr. Vice President, I have a swell idea.

01:17:04My biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military.

01:17:08Let's try it out on them.

01:17:12Hold on, Mr. Vice President.

01:17:13There's no way that you're taking this seriously.

01:17:15Put innocent civilian lives in danger?

01:17:18Despicable!

01:17:18What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power.

01:17:24Miss Wickham, you can use full force on them.

01:17:28Did you hear that, boys?

01:17:43Wait, that's the president.

01:17:48Wait, that's the president.

01:17:50Oh, my God.

01:17:51Oh, my God.

01:17:53Who the hell are you, idiots?

01:17:59Oh, my God.

01:18:01Oh, my God.

01:18:02Oh, my God.

01:18:03Oh, my God.

01:18:05Oh, my God.

01:18:06Oh, my gosh.

01:18:07I'm so sorry, Madam President.

01:18:09That was...

01:18:10They were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle.

01:18:14What is this?

01:18:15Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, madame, for your military.

01:18:19This is a war crime. These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with.

01:18:23You're the uncivilized buffoon.

01:18:25I can shoot whoever I want. I have the presidential contract.

01:18:28With great power comes great responsibility.

01:18:30And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?

01:18:35What are you doing? Reverse the poison!

01:18:36And take it out of the present before it's too late!

01:18:39That is easy.

01:18:41There's no need. I'll save everyone.

01:18:57It's raining gold!

01:19:01What's happening? Trixie doesn't have that kind of money.

01:19:04It's gotta be cheap glitter.

01:19:07She... she... she is...

01:19:10She is a criminal.

01:19:12Don't worry, Madame President. We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison.

01:19:15I'd be quiet if I were you.

01:19:17Because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is healed up.

01:19:20What are you talking about?

01:19:22The president literally came here to give me my billion dollar contract.

01:19:34This contract?

01:19:36Yeah! Yes!

01:19:38Thank you, first gentleman.

01:19:56My contract, you bitch!

01:19:59And that's not all.

01:20:12This foul weapon will not see the light of day.

01:20:15There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus. Don't you realize? Or are you too

01:20:20much of a goody two shoes to understand that?

01:20:23You're the real virus here, Marissa. Money is worth more to you than human lives. And that's something I cannot

01:20:30tolerate.

01:20:31So prepare yourself. Because I'm about to smite you.

01:20:35What are you going to do? The president is here and I just invented the best biomedical products in the

01:20:43world.

01:20:43And you'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?

01:20:47Madam President, you've recovered now. So what's your final decision?

01:20:54I'll...

01:20:54She's going to give me my billion dollar...

01:21:02I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars.

01:21:09Why are you attacking me, Madam President? You're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar contract.

01:21:14You wish, you idiot!

01:21:18I've never seen a woman so vile, so ugly on the inside, it makes me want to vomit.

01:21:24I don't understand. I was just trying to punish these impostors for posing as the Goddess of Healing.

01:21:31And do you know the Goddess Healer saved me and my son during childbirth?

01:21:36You've really seen the Goddess Healer herself in the flesh?

01:21:40The one and only.

01:21:43And it's...

01:21:46Her.

01:21:58Whaaaaat?

01:22:03Welcome, Goddess.

01:22:11Uh, we, uh...

01:22:15You really are the Goddess of Healing, aren't you?

01:22:18How else did you think I saved you?

01:22:21Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?

01:22:25I wanted to walk the Earth as a normal person.

01:22:28To help those in need.

01:22:30And make sure the man I chose loved me for me.

01:22:33No, so that means...

01:22:35The billion dollar contract, it was you who gave it to me?

01:22:39Then she took it away just like that.

01:22:42That was her golden ticket.

01:22:44You were once my fiancé and best friend.

01:22:47But after everything you've done, we're officially getting ties with you both.

01:22:51No, please.

01:22:52I swear.

01:22:52I didn't know you were an exorcist.

01:22:57It doesn't matter who she is.

01:22:59Trixie has a heart of gold.

01:23:00She's an amazing person.

01:23:02And you ruined that the moment that you betrayed her.

01:23:06She's gonna be my wife.

01:23:07Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet.

01:23:16I love you.

01:23:30All her gold.

01:23:31All her clothes.

01:23:33All that could have been mine.

01:23:35This is all your fault.

01:23:37You seduced me!

01:23:38Don't pop me!

01:23:40You were the one that came onto me, you himbo!

01:23:43Please, Trixie.

01:23:45Give me another chance!

01:23:47I wanna be rich again!

01:23:50I'll be your slave.

01:23:51Kiss the ground you walk on!

01:23:53You've had your chance to apologize.

01:23:55But it's too late now.

01:23:57All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.

01:24:02You two should be locked up.

01:24:03And she shall.

01:24:05For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction.

01:24:08Arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.

01:24:11It's all your fault, Marissa.

01:24:13I never loved you.

01:24:14It's your fault!

01:24:15I was only with you for your money.

01:24:17I didn't care.

01:24:18You were rich!

01:24:19I'll see myself now!

01:24:22Rest assured, goddess.

01:24:24We will not be using these biomedical weapons.

01:24:27My platform is spreading kindness, just like you.

01:24:31I knew you'd uphold our shared values.

01:24:33That is why I saved you.

01:24:35With these healing hands, I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.

01:24:41Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.

01:24:46Let's party!

01:24:48Wait.

01:24:49What if we just got married?

01:24:51Right now?

01:24:52Yes!

01:24:53Well...

01:24:56Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?

01:25:01I do.

01:25:02I do.

01:25:03You may kiss the bride.

01:25:06I do.

01:25:08I do.

01:25:08How are you?

01:25:09How are you?

01:25:10How are you?

01:25:11I do.

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