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00:00hey everybody and welcome to i dropped my phone in the bathtub last night my name is simone and
00:04this is george and i really did it sucked it still works though oh hey paul thomas anderson
00:11okay i recognize that name do you remember which movie i looked it up there will be blood in boogie
00:16nights yeah yeah both are great stressful movies so i'm yeah okay expecting that again setting a
00:24one battle after another so yeah it's gonna be stressful um those names on the poster my god
00:31so i is this a war movie or like i mean just one battle after another but what is it
00:36i don't
00:37actually know what this is because i i like with new movies you say i you know i basically just
00:41avoid it at all cost anytime there's yeah yeah it looks like a western ish i it's got that like
00:46it's
00:47the sunset the glow like the road like i well okay the look on her face and the fact that
00:52she's holding
00:52handcuffs tells me that she and and there's like a zip tie like was she captured kidnapped and then
00:57she got out because that's that's not the face of a person who's going into battle that looks like
01:01no she's fleeing 100 from something and then maybe like one battle another is in the sense that like
01:06because look at the scenery at the bottom right it's just highway and like arid area so like maybe
01:12she's fleeing through like the desert and one battle bad for another it's just the challenge yeah
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01:26nope
01:29oh
01:34wow okay did not expect not at all what i thought
01:37our best guess there's about 250 275 people in there 18 wheeler that thing only holds 160 people
01:43got smashed faces face women and children first what's your dragon in that wagon i got mortars i got
01:49tear gas i got whatever you guys need create a diversion i'm gonna blow something up this is an
01:52announcement a mother revolution make it bright okay yeah i was like so uh way off of like what
01:59yeah the colorization and his beard on the poster just didn't remind me of a western too yeah just
02:04assume that it was gonna be that but no not even close no
02:09so they're like smuggling people in well they're breaking them out of out of this and bringing
02:14them out oh oh i see i see okay okay okay
02:23wake up soldier boy what's your name dickhead i'm captain oh my god that's sean penn this is a
02:29declaration of war the message is clear free borders free bodies free choices and free from fear
02:34yeah sweet thing get up i'm assuming villain get it up get it what his little pen
02:45his fountain pen i guess i guess i guess so okay what is happening i guess just to humiliate him
02:53yeah i mean impressive to be able to do that while the guns pointed at you hands up keep that
02:57dick up
03:03yeah it's it's gotta be just to humiliate him
03:10she showed her face and then let him live that's yeah
03:20i'm creating a closed circuit and that right there that's a shunt this is your blasting cap
03:31your cell phone i think she needs some shunting don't stop gosh i hope this isn't vital information
03:38senator wilson we planted a bomb at the haymarket office we warned you that abortion ben here
03:44revolutionary violence is the only way
03:48it's like we're starting at the end of uh my club
03:58oh shit shouldn't have shown your face
04:06like finding a weakness or he's just pissed the wire i just saw yes yeah holy is that vancouver
04:14i think so no no no no that building looks very familiar to the one very similar oh no it
04:22is that's
04:22uh two devices by the courthouses locations maybe no devices are detonated by remote at 7 p.m it's one
04:31battle after another one battle after another i guess government building just look the same
04:35yeah yeah the courthouse rinkerboard looks exactly like that yeah well yeah the street and the stairs
04:41and the yeah it looks yeah
04:46okay i have a theory so every explosion that we've seen so far has been oh
04:52oh never mind uh buildings have been like empty like there wasn't like people around i feel like
04:57before this happened i was like okay something's gonna go wrong and i want you to do your worst
05:01someone's gonna get hurt and then they'll have to like anything you run or something
05:04if you want to keep doing what you're doing you'll meet me at the primrose path 2300
05:11interesting he doesn't care
05:22yeah he's just uh he has a humiliation fetish i think wow this movie is so unexpected already
05:29like yeah there's a revolutionary group oh my god the pregnant belly that's amazing
05:39right here that one what's it for war fun bitch ha ha oh this is the fun the guns is
05:47the
05:48fun i kill them there it's like she doesn't even realize she's pregnant
05:54is it because it might be lock jaws uh they i don't think they had sex i think you think
05:59you think he just got pegged and that was it yeah i assume it wasn't a one-time deal so
06:08it's like she's his only girl am i weird for being jealous of my baby baby where do you think
06:13you're going you realize we're a family now right you don't have to do this anymore i put myself
06:19first and i reject your lack of originality go my lack of originality would you stop with all this
06:24would you stop it we're a goddamn family where the hell do you think you're going this is a new
06:29consciousness i'm not your other buddy i'm not your mother you want your power over me the same
06:34reason you want your power over the world do the revolution baby go do it interesting yeah
06:41very complicated character oh yeah baby what's her name charlene sounds like black girl's name
06:48you like black girls i love you does he know who that is i would imagine so she went to
06:55blow up
06:55their camp yeah get your noses in the carpet my name is jungle pussy of course it is that's a
07:01fantastic
07:02name i'm the press 75 oh stop moving stop moving man
07:16oh okay oh oh my god i i don't think they're i don't think they're getting out of this the
07:26people
07:26on foot yeah this might be it man we like went through what would have been a whole movie's
07:30journey with this character in like 20 minutes yeah
07:36this department doesn't do any special favors 30 40 years in prison it's too bad you don't know
07:41anybody with sway you can save me because you're in love with me yes i can give you the embrace
07:49of the federal government you've got to tell me where they are named names you have to name names
07:54or you're gonna go to prison this one plays melody a this one plays melody b together they go off
07:59within two or three hundred yards of each other they sync up they'll play a main melody okay somebody
08:04else has one of these you both know the tune you'll be able to find each other this is a
08:07trust
08:07device right rule of thumb with these scanners find somebody else out there and they happen to
08:11have one of these trust them with your life okay oh boy does she name names i hope not i
08:17mean
08:17they've already established she's morally ambiguous at best not exactly a hero as we assumed at the
08:21beginning you don't go to backton cross right away you go to denver first while you're in denver
08:25plant those decoys these are the new names and social you are bob and willa ferguson it's a
08:30mother and son who died in childbirth last month dead folks you want to think about it that way yes
08:34but there are bigger deaths down the line if we don't do this welcome to the world bob let's go
08:39big
08:40picture i gotta go i gotta go i feel really bad for him because i feel like he was out
08:48of it kind of
08:48like he's yeah like still in the organization but but like he didn't do like i think he yeah
08:57that was the first job that we saw that he wasn't a part of but i bet there was more
09:00and like he was
09:01just and it went bad yeah no contact ever with anyone from jessie and the pussycats okay she ran
09:07yeah holy shit every revolution begins fighting demons the motherfuckers end up fighting themselves
09:15yeah i mean not that it wasn't clear before her entire spiel to leo's character about like keeping
09:21me down whatever it definitely felt like it was just her shield to not have to take care of a
09:26child
09:27interesting i i definitely like saw it as there was a lot of like there's it was very there's a
09:33lot
09:33going on she's got this like thing in her life that she like cares greatly about and then i feel
09:38like there's some like postpartum stuff and and wanting to she was all at the same time oh my god
09:46wasn't she literally drinking and smoking while she was pregnant that's why they had that kind of
09:50conversation like she's not even pregnant i don't think she at all cared about having a kid right so
09:56she even said i can't wait to get like dump this from yeah yeah so i think she was just
09:59using the i
10:00know not that she doesn't believe in the cause but she's definitely using it as a
10:03shield to bringing justice to the vigilante group known as the french 75 we are here to award
10:10steven j lockjaw i think it's neat though because like you don't have to agree with a person to
10:15agree with a cause and vice versa bad people can do good things and good people can do bad things
10:20right it's and people can do good and bad things
10:26man what a character which one they're all applies to everybody so far talking specifically
10:32about lockjaw right now this is like yeah is he breaking down the door is that what that is
10:36yeah yeah jesus oh okay so she named some names but then ditched before having to testify which again
10:47it feels selfish doesn't it you don't believe enough to name names so you let people take the
10:52you can get out but then just before you have to publicly testify you flee so yeah well she didn't
10:58name everybody or maybe she did and they just fled before they could get to them yeah or that in
11:04any
11:04case it wasn't harmless that's for sure no oh 16 years later their daughter is the person on the
11:09poster oh shit oh yeah i was yeah i forgot about him hmm you're raising a teenage girl
11:19or just teenager in general that's fair enough he's no no he's airing out the vehicle i thought
11:28he was getting out he's picking her up so yeah history class teaching the right kind of history
11:34i hope mr benjamin franklin fucking slave owner will is doing really great you're ready to work
11:39full of energy are you okay tears of joy that's all so weirdest pta meeting she's ever had
11:46willow grew up without her mom her mom died when she was very young looking back to the poster now
11:52like like we're so far off oh not even close yeah but particularly but looking back to like leo's
11:59expression and her running it does i do get the father-daughter vibe now of like him like yeah it's
12:06just looking over and wanting to protect and yeah welcome colonel please follow me man we saw benicio
12:13del toro for like a second i'm so curious what his role is gonna be in the whole movie
12:19gonna train an army of karate he was like i'm revolutionaries i don't know god i love his
12:25character he's it's there's just the right amount of ridiculous in him like look at this oh yeah yeah
12:31he has no dignity this man it's he's so absurd the haircuts the the way he stands everything about him
12:38aww it's tony golden steve lockjaw how do you do colonel my pleasure sir each and every day is
12:43hand-to-hand combat in the spread of uncontrolled migration isn't it yes it is sir i understand you've
12:48expressed an interest in us it's a very deep honor sir we have offered membership members of the
12:54military we found their tactical battlefield expertise to be quite useful joining the christmas
12:59adventurers club it just means that you are superior to other human beings wow and you shall never want
13:05for riches we live by the golden rule what would you say to someone who believes that you have
13:09been soft in your duty to racial purification i would say they are a liar who has no business in
13:14society holy knowingly engaged in any acts of terrorism against this country no sir yes have you
13:22ever engaged in an interracial relationship no sir i think that child is his i mean he's joining this
13:29i think white supremacy group and then yeah yeah you must submit to a voluntary vulnerability study
13:35this identifies anything problematic in your character what could be a problem what could be
13:39a problem wow absolutely nothing this is insane yeah um every word is so ironic if it's his kid it
13:47makes sense why she kind of didn't go because but it's not the kid's fault that's still not of course
13:53not clear no but from her perspective like she was doing this because to protect her cause and it
13:59probably felt disgusting jesus that was the most bonkers meeting ever yeah because okay when she was
14:08strapped down yeah i i would agree that there wasn't much of a choice and it's almost and it basically
14:15is
14:16the salt yeah the however she she did make the choice to go meet up with him well way prior
14:22multiple
14:23times yeah but he even said that was before the child was born yeah if you want to get away
14:27with what
14:28your organization is doing you have to do this with me that's what it was so she was protecting her
14:33people like that's how their whole thing started was to keep their their thing going
14:44yeah i forgot that was blackmailing i don't know that's just she like there's also clearly no
14:49problem killing somebody again of all people lockjaw i don't think she killed anyone until the guy in
14:55the bank right right no one got hurt until that that guy oh holy crap jesus
15:09i'm sorry that is kind of epic but also really sad oh it's horrible you got my guy
15:17the french 75 do you know why you're still alive i need you to tell me where baby charlene is
15:22i need to know where the rocket man lives their names are fred flintstone and arthur fonzarelli
15:27and their address is alpha centauri i just want you to know that i'm not scared i just don't know
15:33your sister would feel that way jesus god yes okay that's confirmation it's definitely his kid
15:39their names are bob and willie ferguson they're up in bactan cross make me a reason to deploy in that
15:44town drugs and tacos is it just to get rid of her so he can stay in that club to
15:49make sure
15:50holy shit can never be found and that's why she's fleeing on the poster
15:54i mean he was walking away from that meeting crying so i think yeah
15:57yeah it means way more our ao is backed and crossed we bag and tag the male we apprehend the
16:03female
16:04oh my god
16:08does he recognize trouble he's got that sense right survival instinct why wouldn't a copter
16:13so remote of a place has led us to believe chicken licking is a front for a large-scale
16:18heroin distribution operation you're tasked with clearing and securing of chicken licking frozen
16:22food farm in order to destroy heroin distribution operations this is all bullshit this is a sanctuary city
16:27for thousands of wet bodies what does like wet mean i'm assuming it's based off of the slur for
16:33mexicans oh i don't i don't know i'm not i'm not gonna say it obviously well no i don't even
16:38know
16:38yeah don't obviously don't thank you you're hungover and you got home at three o'clock in the morning
16:44where were you this is even warm sweetie where were you where was i i was uh i i was
16:50at the rustic
16:51inn with the old band how did you get home well with my car you drove i know how to
16:56drink and drive
16:56honey i know what i'm doing i don't want to worry if you wrapped your car around a telephone pole
17:00i
17:00didn't ask for this that's just how the cards were rolled out for me it's not cards you don't roll
17:04cards it's dice off bob just off with that okay grow up who is that oh they're just my friends
17:09red car like that just driving a little loud don't you think it's just a car and you told them
17:14they
17:14could do that now who's the one with the lipstick what's that what's that one's name bobo bobo now is
17:19that a he or she or they dad come on no are they transitioning i want to know they're non
17:23-binary
17:24non-binary okay i just want to be polite who's this little freak at the door probably bluto i'm
17:28just coming to my house like this yes you're not going anywhere with your goddamn friend until you
17:32take it it's great dynamic he's struggling so hard doesn't oh and this thing i wonder what she knows
17:38or doesn't know he's so what's up homie hey how's it going oh my god yeah i was just here
17:44to pick
17:44yeah yeah you normally knock that loud at somebody's house like that uh yeah give us a sec
17:48he's like yeah you know you got a purse nobody's coming to get you bob you know that right
17:53oh yeah okay so she just thinks her dad's crazy paranoid yeah i think so
18:00jesus i mean yes that exact same thing to your entire family
18:05yeah she's gonna learn real soon why the paranoia
18:08mm-hmm that's so funny for some like someone who like him who fights for people's rights
18:14but then is still old this is it they're gonna come to the dance
18:23uh oh come on baby say it back to me green acres okay she does
18:30way more
18:31dad said if anyone said that to me to trust him with my life
18:35i'm here to help but we have to leave here right away
18:38holy this is uh this is so good
18:41yeah that's so intense
18:42yeah that's such great setup with the thing
18:46i'm so it's yeah yeah yeah and it was revealed in such a subtle way she just takes it like
18:51it wasn't
18:53yeah this is this is so intense
18:56god i'm so glad that someone good found her before this
18:59yeah
19:00we have trouble ahead and the road isn't clear
19:03who is this i need the greeting code bob
19:05oh he's forgotten all of it
19:06well i don't remember the fucking greeting code because i got a little bit high
19:12the sun
19:14he still thinks
19:15billy goat has been taken
19:17billy goat is howard somerville so howard somerville has been
19:20oh my god
19:21wow he's really
19:23so you don't say the names nothing is secure everything is wrong
19:28lady champagne and her team
19:29lady champagne awesome
19:31good tell me the rendezvous point
19:33not on the phone
19:34oh man
19:36yeah he's too high
19:38he's just been self-medicating for too long
19:41don't panic
19:44yeah he takes it off
19:46i'm getting fucking paranoid man
19:51yeah take that thing
19:54the most important identifier
19:55yeah those are awesome
19:57oh
19:58oh crap
20:00is it too late is
20:02is this happening in like
20:03yeah
20:05or did he already leave
20:06no no no no
20:06no they already left yeah otherwise they would be
20:08oh thank god
20:08does he remember other codes to meet up with
20:11like
20:12who doesn't get shot on site
20:13now what i'm curious is
20:15like
20:16is he doing this because of his new friends
20:18or because his new friends want him to finish
20:21cleaning up the french 75
20:23i got a tunnel
20:24oh i
20:25i think he's doing this to make sure he passes
20:28sort of the purity test that they talked about right
20:30oh okay
20:30the racial purity thing
20:32yeah
20:32i want a hidden tunnel under my bed
20:35unfortunately my house is built on a slab of concrete
20:39gas
20:39i build a tunnel beneath my bed i hit the floor beneath
20:47oh he's still running out
20:48oh crawling out that's not good
20:51holy crap
20:52go go go go go go go go go
20:55toilet tree toilet trees
20:58that is a pretty awesome outhouse
21:00like that was
21:01a giant tree trunk
21:03okay at least it's pretty far
21:05not like they can just look out the window and see smoke coming out and know where to go
21:08yeah
21:09oh okay that's where he comes back in i guess
21:11okay here's my theory
21:12um i can't imagine benicio del toro is just the karate teacher
21:16i hope that he's also
21:17part of their group in some way
21:21resistance
21:22yeah
21:23oh
21:26there's no goddamn outlet
21:27is he still a little high
21:29probably
21:30not much time has passed
21:31that he kept on hitting that thing
21:33adrenaline my health
21:33right
21:33it would help
21:34oh yeah
21:37he looks so chic right now
21:39sorry
21:40i feel like that's just how leo goes out in general
21:42that's just
21:43good morning
21:44there are no hands on the clock
21:45what time is it
21:46uh
21:48oh he's doing so well
21:49i don't remember that part
21:50i need the rendezvous point
21:51what time is it
21:55it's really funny
21:56like it's intense
21:57but it's
21:58yeah
21:58after 16 years
22:00i wouldn't remember
22:01any of the codes
22:03yeah
22:03i only remember half of this
22:05and this stupid fucking hotline
22:06which is a fucking miracle
22:08so stop fucking with me
22:09and give me the fucking rendezvous point
22:10should have studied the rebellion text
22:12a little harder
22:13okay you don't have to be an asshole about it
22:14oh my
22:15i mean he's
22:16call us back when you have the time
22:19i understand they need to be
22:20like i get it
22:21yeah
22:22i get it
22:22no it's literally life or death
22:24yeah yeah
22:24but him being like
22:25snarky about it
22:27well no
22:28but that's after him
22:29calling him a fucking asshole
22:30over and over and over again
22:31like
22:31yeah that's true
22:32this music
22:33is so interesting
22:35it fits the tone so well
22:37like it's kind of chaotic
22:38it's a little janky
22:39it's
22:40yeah
22:41reina
22:49okay so yeah
22:50maybe he's not a part of it at all
22:51he's just gonna be the
22:52the dude
22:53call maricela and tell her i'm on my way
22:55i need a weapon man
22:56all you got is god damn nunchucks
22:57you know where can you get a gun
22:59oh i
23:00this is so great
23:01i love how it's like
23:02this is so chaotic
23:04yeah it's like
23:05it's so intense
23:06it's
23:06it is life and death
23:08it's like
23:09important
23:09but it's
23:10they're doing it in a comedic way
23:11it makes it so good
23:13i'll get you a gun
23:14you have a gun right
23:15yes
23:16it's a goddamn roundup
23:17oh no he is part of it
23:18oh okay
23:18i gotta deal with this shit
23:23this is amazing
23:24this is amazing it's a bunch of out of shape middle-aged men
23:26like having to get back into the
23:30the revolutionary again
23:31part of the frank 75
23:32or
23:33we got her
23:33they're coming after us
23:34you're a bad hombre bob
23:36when's the last time you saw her
23:37before you guys came into the dance
23:38what's her number
23:39she doesn't have a phone
23:40her dad doesn't let her
23:41this music has been going over for a while
23:43yeah
23:44it's like kind of chaotic
23:45i need a residential address for a sergio st carlos
23:48she doesn't have a phone
23:49what she has a phone
23:50yes
23:51oh
23:52everybody knows she has a phone
23:53but her friend all says she doesn't have one
23:55so i guess they're helping the secret
23:57that's something
23:58mm-hmm
23:59dad ever mentioned steve lockjaw
24:01yeah
24:02what'd he tell you
24:03he's the one who killed my mom
24:06let's play fire
24:09send in any ben halen
24:10oh god
24:11okay
24:12yep
24:12this is crazy
24:24yep
24:25but also i really love how well
24:27they establish how like
24:29connected the little communities
24:30every community is
24:31and how deep the underground
24:33and resistance goes
24:34how much of a system they have
24:36mm-hmm
24:37i know you don't like the tunnel
24:38you're gonna have to come with me
24:39get on the phone
24:40get on the phone
24:41i'm not on the phone man
24:42he's talking to the other guy
24:43i'm trying to charge on the phone
24:45bring you up there
24:46oh maybe he's like
24:48oh
24:53you know what
24:55personal life
24:56shit aside
24:57he's a
24:57great actor
24:58leonardo dicaprio
24:59yeah
25:00i i just
25:01oh yeah
25:01he's so good
25:02like i feel like it's so easy for an actor
25:05especially one that's been hot for so long
25:10you know and like considered to be like one of the most attractive young actors and all that stuff like
25:14that
25:14to constantly be aware that they're on camera and tries to look cool and look good
25:18but he's just embracing the full sweaty middle-aged dad that's like bumbling and
25:23oh yeah i mean the remember that scene in um uh once upon a time in hollywood when he's just
25:29like tearing himself apart in the trailer
25:31mm-hmm
25:32like i'll yeah so good
25:34if you can't answer what time is it i cannot
25:39his battle is just trying to remember the time
25:43i fried my brain since then i what time is it
25:46815
25:47now i'm
25:52wait is it the answer or is that him just answering his question
25:56this is a violation of my safety these are noise triggers
26:00oh
26:00listen
26:01you're intolerable man
26:03you're really
26:04man him
26:05the 815 shit
26:07i can't
26:08it's so good
26:09i can't get it out of my head
26:11oh god
26:12that's what you are a little nitpicking prick
26:14i need him to like accidentally stumble across the password in his ramblings
26:19what could it be
26:21please hold
26:24break i got him
26:25i got him right where i want him
26:27that is so hilarious
26:28but like
26:29the guy
26:30the phone is just so obnoxious
26:32oh yeah
26:33life
26:34life
26:36please don't be
26:37okay
26:39i wasn't sure if like this address was like a cover address or like his actual address
26:45or no i couldn't have been because it's got this whole thing
26:49because the army dudes are looking for his house right
26:53this movie is crazy it's so impressive
26:57and that's goofy ass scene with him and then back to this again
27:00and then we go outside and it's like the real horrors
27:03so long for god's sake you guys are so incompetent
27:08just
27:09people's lives being uplifted and put in cages and then cut to
27:12oh shit why is that place
27:14yeah it is right here
27:15follow on for sergio san carlos
27:17i need to go kinetic
27:18setting up breach time now i need two follow-on vehicles
27:25yeah who's this
27:26yeah
27:26it's your man tallyram
27:27tally
27:28i need to answer one question
27:29oh no
27:31what's my favorite kind of
27:34oh
27:34mexican hairless
27:36mexican hairless
27:42hey rendezvous is sisters of the brave beaver
27:45tell them how to get there
27:46apologize
27:47mean it
27:48hello
27:48hi
27:49oh
27:50oh
27:53jesus
27:53that wasn't the answer to what time is it that was just their personal check
27:57yeah yeah which also works as a verification
28:00sure
28:00yeah yeah
28:01we need codes
28:02yeah
28:03next time we're in person
28:04where there's no cell service we can make some codes
28:07you can tell me you're a favorite kind of
28:08time doesn't exist yet it controls us anyway
28:12time to go bob
28:13right let's go
28:14he's so non-panicking i love him
28:16yeah
28:16i'm gonna take him up on the roof
28:18across to my car and laugh is alley
28:19here are my keys
28:20no i'm not going with them i'm supposed to go with you
28:21i like how efficient the skateboards are
28:26i love that he's just been in a bathrobe this whole time
28:31king phantast
28:32oh my god
28:34i like to think that leo just refused to change wardrobe
28:36but that's actually just
28:38i respect that
28:39i respect that
28:39and they're like okay whatever
28:40very much
28:42hey don't forget to check out our patreon where you can watch this entire reaction
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28:48okay back to the movie
28:50i'm gonna need that number in the next 10 seconds
28:51i don't know thank you sir
28:53do i look like your parent
28:54give me the
29:02i was so hoping that they were gonna fuck with him
29:05and like not actually give the number or real number or
29:08i asked you if you had a phone
29:11damn it
29:11you put me in my face and you lied
29:13you're here to save your fucking life
29:19oh shit that's insane
29:21it buzzed like twice
29:22i believe that's actually the thing right
29:24when like movies and shows doing like the whole
29:26oh you have to keep on the phone for another 45 seconds
29:28that's actually the bullshit
29:29it's actually instantaneous
29:30that's insane
29:31yeah that's just for drama's sake i think
29:39they're so agile
29:40yeah and he's just
29:41he's just been drinking and smoking for 30 years
29:46i love also like the leaping and jumping and like
29:49it's so unnecessary for this
29:51but the fact that i mean
29:52the jumping no they're getting placed but
29:54they didn't have to do the flourishes
29:56oh no oh no
29:57oh my god
29:58ghost stun work
30:00holy crap
30:05just like that
30:06he didn't even make it around the corner
30:08he immediately got tasered
30:09you guys fell off the roof and got arrested
30:11jesus
30:13okay headcanon after the events of sicario
30:15this is what
30:16that's our character
30:18chose to do
30:19after avenging his family
30:21that's why he has a rifle
30:22and that's why he's so calm
30:24paul thomas anderson's movies
30:26it's three out of three perfect for me so far
30:28i mean i already loved uh
30:30boogie nights before showing you but
30:32do i look just like her
30:33no
30:34not really
30:36the daughter
30:36of a rat
30:38is a baby rat
30:40okay they know she ratted them
30:41oh i mean for sure
30:42i can earn what i eat and secure what i
30:44if that's what you mean
30:46make yourself at home goldilocks
30:59i feel kind of bad like it's not
31:01willa's fault
31:02no
31:03yeah
31:04but it also just sucks to find out that
31:06yeah your mom
31:06who you never met
31:08turned out to be just hated by everyone
31:09kind of
31:10yeah
31:10and she's
31:11she's still alive somewhere right
31:13like she
31:13yeah
31:22i really like this because like usually you know revolutionary stories and stuff like that like it's always the realm
31:27the battlefield of young men and women but what happens when it's when they're all like middle age and have
31:33families and tired like my sister said i'm so tired of this yeah it's this underground this is insane
31:46what melody was that
31:48jingle bells
31:49oh is it okay
31:50merry christmas hail saint nick
31:53merry christmas
31:54i thought he was gonna say hail satan for a second
31:57yeah hail saint nick
31:58there's an unconfirmed report that colonel stephen j lockjaw is the father of a mixed race child
32:04it's black
32:07oh my god
32:10this is amazing
32:11this is amazing
32:12because to them is so serious but it's such an absurd thing
32:15and conducted a class a raid on the chicken licking frozen farm
32:19oh no
32:20i love their nuggets
32:25but do we know where the mama bear is
32:27currently m.i.a
32:28former french 75
32:30the arresting agent
32:31colonel stephen j lockjaw
32:32lockjaw got his dick dirty
32:34he can find this kid
32:36he can dispose of the evidence
32:38we felt him make it clean
32:40we should all be able to eat off the floor
32:43it's that claim
32:44all hail saint nick
32:48holy
32:49this it has they have to
32:51right it has to be
32:53of course
32:55like mother like daughter
32:57so good
32:58all hail saint nick
33:02was she a rat
33:03yeah she was
33:04what's your last name
33:06batman
33:07okay come on i need to know your real last name
33:09parker jim parker man
33:10mr jim parker is that correct
33:12i'm gonna be taking your vitals behind you okay
33:14do you have any medical problems
33:15mr parker can you look at me sir
33:16bob
33:17can you look at me
33:18are you diabetic
33:19did you take your insulin yesterday
33:21say no
33:24pretty clear
33:25this is good
33:25no if you're a bad hombre
33:26wain needs to go out to the ear
33:28amazing
33:29amazing amazing
33:30and benicio del toro's character
33:31totally set this up
33:32me be a sacred heart
33:33huh i'm so f***ing into this
33:35god i love this underground
33:36all these just little connected
33:37yeah it's really satisfying
33:39i'm gonna go through the bathroom
33:40straight down the hall to the right
33:42to the fire escape
33:43thank you
33:44oh my god
33:45and beer too
33:46wow
33:47great service
33:57he's actually just walking like he's in march
33:59for me
33:59so good
34:01yeah
34:02he's such a ridiculous person
34:07yep
34:07oh s***
34:08there they are
34:08holy s***
34:10wow that's so fast
34:14holy s***
34:15like no chance
34:17at all
34:20oh yeah
34:21of course
34:21oh
34:22okay
34:22DNA test
34:23the woman who left
34:24left her at the table there
34:26did she like
34:26did she like have to run
34:27because
34:28well she's already
34:29arrested
34:30because she probably just went outside
34:31immediately guns were pointed at her
34:32so maybe she's not then
34:34if we're doing this whole thing
34:35i mean
34:35i just assumed this whole time
34:37that he's so certain
34:37he's just gonna come here to kill her
34:38but if it does line up
34:40you got a problem
34:41i really hope she's not
34:42his daughter
34:43yeah
34:43gross
34:44yeah
34:44although for him it doesn't matter right
34:46because the club already banished him
34:48without him knowing
34:49uh
34:49yeah but this would be evidence that he
34:52it's not true
34:53no but it doesn't matter
34:54because he
34:55it's still evident
34:55the fact that he's doing this
34:56is evidence that he consorted with
34:58right right right
34:59yeah true
35:00but then you fumbler on the 90 yard line
35:02at some stank ass nunnery
35:04hmm
35:05that's gotta hurt
35:05you help me i'll help you
35:07it doesn't matter what that test says
35:09i have a father and it's not you
35:10is that what you call a father
35:11he wasn't enough for your mother
35:12how's he gonna be enough for you
35:15okay
35:15you're gonna lose lose
35:17maybe
35:17save your life position
35:19you should put on more makeup
35:20to make yourself look better
35:23why is your shirt so tight
35:29i'm not gay
35:30if that's what you're saying
35:31i didn't say that
35:32i'm not a homosexual
35:34i did not say that
35:35oh that was such a good portrayal
35:37of this kind of person
35:38yeah
35:39okay if that's what you're saying
35:42if it's a straight line i have a problem
35:44if it's not you have to let me go
35:45god there's no way i'm actually yours
35:46because i can actually f***ing read
35:48shut up
35:48just shut up
35:49you f***ing
35:52oh
35:53oh crap
35:54oh i thought it
35:54i thought it was done
35:55i thought it was done already
35:56yeah
35:57uh oh
35:59oh no
36:01no
36:02that sucks
36:03can she kick him in the face
36:04or something
36:05oh no he's leaving
36:07okay
36:07i mean she gets
36:08free somehow to like
36:10at least run
36:12kick him in the face
36:13it's not that short
36:15how do you imagine the sitting person
36:16would kick a standing man
36:17in the face
36:18i don't know she knows karate
36:20she can do anything
36:21that doesn't make your legs longer
36:23well not from
36:24i didn't know he had left
36:26from being right beside her
36:28but even if you're standing there
36:29she's a shorter person sitting
36:31how do you imagine a shorter person
36:32see to kick a standing dollar person
36:34in the face
36:35well obviously not
36:38oh
36:40f***ing hell
36:44sorry
36:44the mouthful of beer
36:46turn around that frame
36:47was so good
36:48are passengers not allowed to drink
36:50when
36:51no you're not allowed to have
36:52open containers
36:52oh really oh
36:54oh boy i've broken that law
36:55many times then
36:56if that's the case
36:57just as a passenger
36:59yeah i think technically
37:00you're not even supposed to have
37:01alcohol
37:01closed alcohol
37:02in reach
37:03of the driver's seat
37:04so even if it's like
37:05in the back seat
37:06you can't like
37:07yeah
37:07interesting
37:08you have to like
37:08put it in the trunk
37:09jump on four
37:10one
37:11go
37:11four
37:12shut down
37:13four
37:14pop
37:21man the dialogue in this is so good
37:27even just the fact that everyone calls him bob like bob the revolutionary
37:30i mean he's too late
37:35he's gonna see all the vehicles there
37:36mm-hmm
37:37but maybe he can save her
37:38yeah she has to
37:40believe me
37:40she has to
37:41don't don't don't
37:43kick him kick him
37:43that's so silly
37:45now you go to james
37:46jesus he's such a psycho
37:48i am a christmas adventurer
37:51it is a higher honor
37:53than having you
37:56oh god
38:01yeah
38:02why would the general need to do this you know
38:04you have a whole army here
38:07now for a split second there i was hoping he actually got hit
38:13paul thomas ederson is so good at making
38:15creating frantic nervousness
38:18like
38:19in boogie nights with the the dealer house
38:21in every moment there will be blood
38:25mm-hmm
38:26like you you have it in you
38:27i smelled it from within her
38:29i can smell it from within you
38:30she was a f***ing rat
38:31she was a f***ing rat
38:33huh
38:34huh
38:35whoa
38:36wow
38:36that's the tracker
38:38is it
38:39that they talked about
38:39oh yeah
38:40the one who found uh
38:41billy goto
38:42yeah
38:42is he gonna kill him
38:44because the little club wants to clean house
38:46i need to dispose of this one
38:48involve narco cartels
38:50nobody
38:50oh wow
38:51oh okay he really okay
38:51mm-hmm
38:52as a kid i don't do kids
38:53i'm not doing it
38:54all right
38:55about five miles outside del rio by walter's landing
38:57yeah
38:58you get her to them i'll pay you a daily rate
39:05she get away i mean zip tie on the poster and all that
39:08he's not helping i think he kind of secretly hopes
39:12i'm sorry i had that in this way
39:14if you had any matters
39:15we might have gotten to know each other
39:16i said is someone gonna come by looking for you
39:22i'm hoping she still has the tracker on her so that
39:24yeah but it's a hundred yards like
39:26i don't know but if they like drive by or something and it just makes one little sound
39:30that's different
39:30i guess yeah that would be
39:31turn around
39:42also smart admit to a smaller crime
39:44and then uh oh oh too fast i guess not enough time
39:47yeah i mean i don't see how she could still have the tracker on her at this point
39:50not after like
39:51yeah
39:53oh crap
39:55and he also did say
39:57his part of the tracker is mostly broken
39:59oh
40:01oh yeah
40:02oh
40:02oh
40:09bob's gonna find the wreckage and and think that his daughter's dead
40:13he just has to check and see there's no way
40:15that is hilarious because
40:17yeah
40:17yeah
40:19i just like how small their little purity group is too
40:22it's just like
40:22that mentality
40:23you're always like you're gonna eventually run out of people
40:26to say who's not pure enough
40:28to eliminate
40:29and then you start doing it to yourselves
40:31because you're always going to need an enemy right
40:34we got a body
40:36that was zip tie
40:38handcuffs
40:38she just needs a gun
40:39and then to escape
40:40and then we've got the poster
40:42with a giant leo face
40:44around the sunset
40:45going
40:47simba
40:48willa
40:49oh wow
40:50no no no no no
40:51no no no no
40:52god damn it
40:53it's okay buddy
40:54just go check
40:54there's just the one dead body
40:56who's
40:56jerk face
40:57yeah
40:58who's
40:58a net positive for the world to be dead
41:01ugh
41:01this place is terrifying
41:02that one guy
41:03we got a body
41:06he'll change his mind
41:07i feel like he's
41:08come on
41:09i hope so
41:09i really hope so
41:10he is to them
41:12an outsider too
41:13despite the fact that
41:14they said he's a
41:15okay if everyone's inside
41:18he's gotta help
41:19there's no way
41:19yeah
41:20yeah
41:20yeah
41:21yeah
41:21oh
41:22he's still there
41:23oh
41:24not for long
41:27what are you doing
41:27that firewire's got you
41:29fucking retarded
41:30and he's gonna see the
41:36green anchors
41:37oh
41:38yeah
41:38he thinks she got out
41:39and just ran
41:40that makes sense
41:41because otherwise
41:41where else will you search
41:42right
41:42how else can you
41:43this movie just keeps
41:45changing on me
41:45like
41:46poster made me think
41:47it was a
41:47made us think
41:48it was a
41:48western
41:48and then it became
41:49a revolution
41:50and i thought it was
41:51gonna be like a
41:51viva vendetta
41:52thing going on
41:52yeah
41:53but it's like
41:53father-daughter story
41:54and then it became
41:55a father
41:55absolutely wonderful
41:56yeah
41:58there's a gun
41:58we got everything
42:02wow she's
42:02so
42:03brave to go back
42:05inside
42:05i mean she
42:05guess she has
42:06to get the keys
42:07i also just love
42:08like the outfit combo
42:10too
42:10oh yeah
42:11like it makes sense
42:12in universe
42:13but it also just
42:14looks so cool
42:19cool
42:20camera on the door
42:21yeah
42:22yeah just go pick
42:23up your dad
42:24if you drive
42:25on the right way
42:26because
42:27they're gonna meet
42:27at the intersection
42:28where the
42:29the vendors are
42:30but they're gonna
42:31drive past each other
42:32because it's just
42:32random cars
42:33yeah because
42:34and they're both
42:34panicking so
42:35okay
42:36who is that
42:37oh this
42:38guy okay
42:40this road is
42:42amazing
42:43like it's
42:43perfect for
42:44tension building
42:45like not being able
42:46to see like the
42:46hills the corners
42:47like
42:47it's the lens
42:49choice man
42:49that is such a
42:50cool
42:51like to compress
42:52the space
42:52because that
42:52has to be
42:53so much
42:53distance
42:54to gradually
42:56have the up
42:56and down
42:56right
42:56but like
42:57yeah
42:57the compression
42:58looks so good
42:59open
43:00here we go
43:08man
43:09but is he
43:10actually chasing
43:11her or is he
43:11just driving
43:12i think
43:13he thinks
43:14it's
43:14the guy
43:15whose car
43:15that is
43:16right
43:16and he's
43:17and he's
43:18i don't
43:18know
43:18oh yeah
43:19he wouldn't
43:19know
43:19that
43:19maybe
43:20i don't
43:20know
43:20yeah
43:21i mean
43:22i would
43:22really like
43:23it if he
43:23was just
43:24going in
43:24that direction
43:25because he
43:25doesn't seem
43:25that urgent
43:26like he's
43:27just
43:30okay well
43:34that's
43:36amazing
43:36and he's
43:36gonna smash
43:37right
43:37well done
43:41yeah
43:42that was
43:43awesome
43:43well done
43:45good plan
43:46oh shit
43:47he's
43:47right there
43:49oh he's
43:50f***ed up
43:51because he
43:51was going
43:51so fast
43:53no
43:54what
43:54green acres
43:56no
43:56separately hillbillies
43:57and hoonerville junction
43:58i don't know
43:59yeah
44:00no
44:00if you can't
44:01answer
44:01then you leave
44:01yeah
44:02yeah
44:07although that
44:07also could have
44:08just been a
44:08random person
44:09who got into a car
44:10accident
44:10and goes
44:11i don't know
44:11what's happening
44:11and you just
44:12shot him
44:14yeah
44:14but he was
44:15reaching for his gun
44:16yeah
44:18oh
44:20your dad
44:22no
44:23don't shoot him
44:24she can't
44:25no
44:25it can't
44:26she can't
44:26see
44:26that's the thing
44:27he's behind
44:27the side
44:29but he's holding
44:30up the thing
44:31he's holding up
44:31the tracker thing
44:33say the thing
44:36don't point
44:37if it ends
44:39with her
44:39killing
44:40her dad
44:40no
44:41no
44:41no
44:41no
44:42okay
44:45everything's fine
44:47green acres
44:48beverly hillbillies
44:48and hoonerville junction
44:49no no baby
44:50it's me
44:50well it's me
44:51green acres
44:51beverly hillbillies
44:52and hoonerville junction
44:53you taught her really well
44:54okay
44:55it's your dad
44:56will no longer be so
44:58goddamn relevant
44:59look at me
44:59no it's smart
45:00for her to still check
45:00because you don't know
45:01you don't know if
45:02he's like
45:03it's your dad
45:04look at me
45:06it's okay
45:08it's okay
45:09okay
45:12are you okay
45:14are you okay
45:15are you okay
45:16are you okay
45:16yeah
45:17yeah yeah yeah
45:18cool
45:18let's go
45:20let's go
45:20holy shit
45:29no no no no way
45:33look at the way he's walking
45:34it's just so ridiculous
45:39this is insane
45:40i hope champagne is just putting on a character not actually how he walks
45:43because
45:43100% it's that's all character
45:46come on
45:48oh my god
45:51that's crazy
45:52but he's
45:53i mean he saw who shot him
45:54so he's gonna come back for these guys now
45:57do you know
45:58yeah
45:58by the name of perfidia beverly hills
46:01yes i do
46:01and was she a member of the rebel group known as the french 75
46:04he was
46:05did you engage in a romantic relationship with this woman
46:08yeah
46:08holy shit
46:09i have engaged the enemy face to face in battle
46:12and in the dark alleys and shadows of espionage
46:16i was once raped in reverse
46:18could you explain how that might work for us kind of locked up
46:22the enemy employed deception
46:24i was drugged
46:25and while unconscious
46:26my brain was not working
46:28but my power was and i believe it was taking advantage of him
46:32what kind of proof do you have
46:34if you were unconscious how do you know this to be true
46:36i don't know it to be true but i suspect it when i awoke
46:39there was sensitivity in a private place
46:41and there was some residue of an interaction
46:43at least she was a sperm thief
46:44a semen demon
46:46oh my god
46:48these people
46:50semen demon
46:53they saw the power of my mind and body
46:55they desired it
46:56god they are so deluded
46:58wow these people are f***ing ridiculous
47:02i mean
47:04congratulations steve
47:05you're a christmas adventurer
47:06but their little club is called christmas adventurers
47:10oh yeah it's such a joke
47:12it's
47:12yeah
47:13the writing of this is spectacular
47:15it's like calling yourself a grand wizard
47:17this is just one place where you can hang your hat
47:20take meetings
47:21sew a few personal items
47:22we'd like our members to feel they have a home away from home
47:25anytime day or night
47:27that's a fine idea
47:28now
47:29it's empty right now
47:30but we'll let you personalize it
47:31a man's taste defines him
47:33doesn't it
47:33it does indeed sir
47:34would you look at that
47:37damn it
47:38i forgot your keys
47:39wait here
47:40i'll just grab them from my office
47:41yes sir
47:42oh
47:43no they're doing something to him
47:44they're gonna
47:45yeah
47:46like the room will fill with smoke or something
47:48i don't know something weird
47:49smoke
47:50or like you know
47:52maybe
47:52cast to
47:53i don't
47:53i don't know
47:54the way the door sealed just made me think that it was
47:56maybe not
47:57i'm surprised he's still trying to get in
47:59i thought he was just gonna come back and kill everyone
48:00yeah
48:01but
48:02yeah
48:03i guess the little club is more important
48:06ha
48:08ha
48:08ha
48:10really
48:12wow
48:12wow
48:13you're right
48:14that is
48:17holy
48:18oh
48:21it's just a murder office
48:24something for a while now
48:25and i wanted to give it to you
48:27that's gross but i mean like i don't care about him but like that's just the
48:30and i didn't give it to you before because i uh i just didn't want to expose you to certain
48:35stuff
48:36i wanted to protect you
48:39from
48:40from all your mom's
48:41from all my
48:43oh
48:45ridiculous
48:45i just i suppose i wanted to be
48:47the cool dad that you could say anything to
48:52even though i know that's impossible
48:55oh
48:55but i don't
48:56i don't want to lie to you
48:58about anything anymore
49:00okay i'm going to share this with you and
49:02if you want to see it
49:04you can see it
49:05i don't know what it is dad
49:08it's a letter from your mom
49:10oh
49:11is it for me or for you
49:13it's for you
49:14you want to go read it alone
49:16go ahead
49:18god he turned out to be such a great dad too
49:20like
49:20yeah
49:22but i kind of like from the beginning
49:23once she was born it was all about her
49:25mm-hmm
49:26amazing
49:27hello from the other side of the shadows
49:29i don't mean to shock you but i've been contemplating writing you for a long time
49:33i often wake up and i find it completely
49:35crazy how disconnected from my family
49:38i've pretended my whole life
49:39pretended to be strong
49:41pretended to be dead
49:42is it too late for us
49:43after all my lies
49:45are you happy
49:46will you try and change the world like i did
49:48maybe you will be the one who puts the world right
49:50i think of you every single day
49:52i know someday
49:54hmm
49:54when it's right
49:55you will find me
49:57love your mom
49:58graffidia
50:05how do i get this uh this flash to work
50:07it's not getting my face
50:09huh
50:11i don't know how to get it to get my face
50:13and then on the other side it says flash auto on and off
50:16oh man
50:17well if you push the
50:19there's a little circle
50:20there's a bunch of photos in the ceiling
50:21there's a little circle on the bottom
50:22like that
50:23i saw in oakland
50:24hey did i say oakland
50:26yeah
50:27you know oakland's a three and a half hour drive from here
50:30yeah
50:31you know that's far right
50:33fight the good fight
50:34be careful
50:35i won't
50:41this is fantastic
50:42yeah
50:43this is such a good movie
50:47every character
50:49was so complex
50:51yeah
50:52yeah
50:53like i
50:54you know
50:54we do
50:55we've seen a lot of movies on this channel at this point
50:57and
50:57yeah
50:57and from the onset
50:59you know
51:00the way that the characters were introduced with uh
51:02with perfidia and whatever
51:03and i was like
51:04oh okay
51:04these are gonna be the heroes
51:05are gonna be the good guys
51:06and that's what i was expecting
51:07but then immediately
51:08we're shown that
51:09you know
51:10one of the leads of the rebellion
51:12and all that is
51:13incredibly flawed as a person
51:15and that's great
51:15because that is really really realistic
51:17and like
51:18i feel that like
51:19it's very common these days
51:20for
51:21for um
51:21if i
51:22like
51:23someone
51:24i have to
51:25i have to 100% agree with them
51:26mm-hmm
51:27there cannot be any
51:29like
51:30you know
51:31partially agree or partially not
51:32but that
51:33she is challenging that
51:34i think her character
51:35totally
51:35i love the way
51:36i agree with the mission
51:37i agree with a lot of things
51:38yeah but she
51:39i also disagree with a lot of things she did
51:41she's very flawed
51:42but i also like
51:43like i kind of
51:43i get where
51:45like
51:45how and why she did things
51:47mm-hmm
51:48yeah
51:49her character was beautifully written
51:50um
51:51bob slash
51:52uh
51:53uh
51:53the rocket man
51:54like
51:55like
51:56leonardo dicaprio plays
51:57that
51:58like dad
51:59so
51:59well
52:00mm-hmm
52:01this is not
52:02like what made the movie amazing
52:03there's so much about it
52:04that made it amazing
52:04like the little cherry on top
52:06to his dad character
52:06is like not being able to figure out
52:08the phone at the end
52:09like
52:09it's just
52:09yeah
52:10and that
52:10yeah
52:10and like when
52:11when he met
52:12willa's friends
52:13of like
52:14you know
52:15you were the one fighting for
52:16other people's causes
52:17and now you became the judgy dad
52:19like it's just
52:20it's so good
52:21and it's so real
52:22sean penn's character
52:24oh my god
52:25was
52:25okay
52:26the whole christmas
52:28adventure
52:29like
52:30and
52:30and lockjaw
52:31they were done so well
52:32because it was like
52:33okay yeah
52:34people
52:34people like this exist
52:36but we're gonna make
52:37they were gonna crank it up
52:38to make it like
52:39i can't take them seriously
52:40no
52:40you can't make them look
52:41absolutely ridiculous
52:42they have to be absurd
52:43yeah
52:43it is
52:44yeah
52:44it's so absurd
52:45and i'm so
52:45glad that they
52:47because you should be laughing
52:48at people like that
52:48it's
52:49they're
52:50they're ridiculous
52:51man
52:52like the walk
52:53the fact that he got shot
52:54in the face
52:55but survived
52:56like that's just insane
52:57and then he comes back
52:58and still tries to join a club
52:59only to get killed by them
53:00of course
53:01like it's just
53:01oh my god
53:02yep
53:03just a pit of snakes
53:04eating each other
53:05um
53:05but i just
53:06benicia del toro
53:07was so fucking good
53:09yeah
53:09for how little screen time
53:11he had
53:11he was amazing in it too
53:12yeah
53:12the the lockjaw
53:14that that character
53:15i
53:15yeah
53:15it's
53:16i feel like
53:17a lot of
53:17i feel like a lot of
53:17i feel like a lot of
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