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00:05Let's go!
00:52Oh
00:52Yo, it's already we're here for episode one of ball
00:58Yeah, new new
01:06I've never watched an animated Star Wars show. So this is for me
01:11Cue all of you asking for Clone Wars, which is not gonna. Oh, this is like 85 seasons long
01:17Oof, but mall the character I'm I'm interested in you know what what happened after episode one?
01:23Is that what we're is this what the show comes out of season two?
01:28Let's see we're gonna jump into chapter one. It's called the dark revenge
01:56Oh
01:57The bomb
02:03Sight oh no door back up. Oh, yeah
02:09Take this all that's dothamere unit with me
02:23Yeah, y'all did that was a heist that wasn't a raid
02:29Oh, Drone got hands
02:37We lost them run a scan on the surrounding districts
02:40Picking up reports of an unidentified shuttle seen in sector 8 chain all available units converge on those coordinates
02:56You're under arrest
02:58I said drop him
03:01I guess we should do as he says. Oh, yeah
03:06Is this our titular character
03:13Yeah, yeah the legs
03:18Stop shooting stop shooting. It's it's done. Nah shooting
03:24Nah, that was cold
03:34That a message you're hungry. Oh, that's why he drops up it in there. Yeah, I think it's just hungry
03:45Oh
03:47The secret to life is positive imagery head-ass
03:54Visualize some fruit
03:56Visualize some food
03:58Yeah, over some watermelon you gonna sit here and then yeah wow. Yeah, no, my apologies officer
04:04She made a simple mistake you are charged with that and will be placed under arrest. What's crazy stole the
04:10fruit?
04:11I mean you got caught
04:12I mean you are the worst mentor. Why would I follow you?
04:17Hungry you let me get arrested like
04:20What are the upsides here?
04:22Well, he said, you know, they couldn't afford to
04:24Cause a disturbance
04:26I'm not sure this was any of the local syndicates not their style too risky
04:32to clean
04:34Dimas won't take this lightly
04:40Oh Dimas
04:41They rob me
04:42Shoot up my guards
04:43And take my bank droid
04:46Who's got answers?
04:48Somebody's
04:49God tripping
04:49Oh no
04:50Lutivari
04:55Lutivari
04:56Lutivari
04:56Lutivari
04:58Lutivari
04:59I have a little one
05:00I see the clearer but closer eye
05:02The one that got arrested?
05:03Yeah
05:03I have an update on the syndicates
05:05Unfortunately, they appear to be honoring their truce
05:10As the Empire has risen we have all been made to suffer
05:16Even the once mighty Jedi have fallen
05:20But there are many who have prospered from my misfortune
05:26The Pike's Crimson Dawn Vario
05:37Now talk
05:39Yeah
05:41My voice box
05:42Where have you brought me?
05:49Head boss Dimas will hear about this barbarity
05:52Oh
05:52I am counting on it
05:54You are to assist me in my crown plan
05:59Dimas will make you pay
06:02I am afraid your calculations are incorrect
06:06Dimas
06:07Oh
06:07That's for you
06:08Yeah
06:09Yeah exactly
06:10I'm decapitated
06:11Yeah
06:12This one is not cooperative
06:14Yo is she an adult or a child?
06:16She's just a kid
06:16Okay
06:17That's an adult face
06:19That's why I was confused
06:20Bring it to my desk
06:21That you're not wrong
06:22I was confused for a second too
06:24We're analyzing all of the data
06:26Who got them?
06:27Attempted robbery
06:28Failure to cooperate
06:30And no ID
06:33What's your name kid?
06:34She will not comply
06:37Come on kid
06:38Give me something
06:39I already got an aff going on right now
06:42Captain Lawson
06:43I found something
06:47Yeah
06:47That's the last thing you see
06:48It's crazy
06:51Laser sword
06:53Haven't seen one of those since the Clone Wars
06:55Runner recognition scan
06:56Wait why do you call it a laser sword?
06:58Because it's at this point
07:00They haven't been around
07:01Yeah they've been gone so long
07:02It's just like oh what the fuck is that like
07:10Looks like a wookie bad house
07:11Are you wearing a suit?
07:13Yeah
07:13I think that's his body
07:15No that's his body
07:16I think he's wearing a suit
07:18That's his arm
07:19But that that is all the mechanical bro
07:21But it's just the way his head's moving around in that
07:24Oh okay
07:25So you think his body's like
07:26His body's like in it
07:27Yeah
07:28I was hoping you could tell me
07:29Why would I want to start a war with you Demas?
07:32I got too much to risk
07:34Make me look weak
07:35Trying to take over my territory
07:38Trust me that is not how I would go about it
07:40Oh yeah?
07:41I...I...
07:42No
07:42No
07:44Was you?
07:45No!
07:45No no no no
07:46Don't do anything crazy
07:48We have a truce Demas
07:49Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
07:52we'll make you tell
07:55Wow the set up, make them take each other out
07:59That was the message
08:03wow
08:06Yes, that's crazy put them against each other
08:09Why would I send the meeting to myself
08:11Literally why would I do this?
08:12Can you all have no brain?
08:13I'm like, so why would I send this to myself
08:16While I'm here saying it wasn't me
08:18let me bring the head of your bank bot to say it was me,
08:22while I just said it's not me.
08:23Think all criminals are smart, bro?
08:25No.
08:26But they're not that dumb.
08:28Yeah, you'd be surprised.
08:29Now I can't drink it.
08:32Yeah, I know, that's why I said you're right.
08:33When he said, when his body, his torso, he was in the torso.
08:37That's why he said, at least I filled the suit.
08:39Wow.
08:40Yeah.
08:46When you said, oh, why is the head moving around like that?
08:49That's why I was like, yeah, you're right.
08:51Finish it.
08:59Bruh.
09:05Oh, fuck.
09:07Yo, this man wants you to get.
09:09Oh, it's on my own.
09:10And it's the people, bro.
09:16Oh, shit.
09:20Shut the fuck up, that robot, bro.
09:27Yo, go, oh.
09:29Nigga.
09:31Oh, oh.
09:33Yo, this dude is.
09:36That was quite a play.
09:37Oh, shit.
09:38Oh.
09:38Oh, yeah.
09:40Run.
09:40You work for him.
09:42Oh.
09:43Ah.
09:43Stop right there.
09:47They almost ran him over.
09:52Oh, yeah.
09:53His family is definitely going to get involved.
09:55Nigga, what?
09:57Whoa, they vanished fucking fast.
10:00Barrio is in custody.
10:02Our actions serve a greater purpose.
10:12Events are falling into place.
10:17He's Petroba.
10:18Mm-hmm.
10:19He gave it the little head back.
10:20Activate pet protocol.
10:21Hey.
10:22How's the security in here?
10:24You got enough guards to protect me?
10:25Say his name.
10:26What are you worried about, are you?
10:29Ever heard of the Shadow Collective?
10:32No.
10:34Should I have?
10:36What are you looking at, kid?
10:40Yeah.
10:44This isn't my style.
10:45Sir, close the door.
10:47It is quite adequate.
10:49Because you're so small.
10:51Mm-hmm.
10:51What is wrong with that?
10:53You got plenty of room.
10:57Bro, okay, Master Splinter.
10:58If I just believe hard enough.
11:00Yeah, right?
11:01She will make bail.
11:03Ah, yes.
11:06Make it realistic.
11:07Let us hear his stomach grumbling, too.
11:09Yeah, more.
11:12Let's believe in the kindness of strangers.
11:20Closed.
11:20Some of us are overriding our system.
11:22We appear to be losing control of the station.
11:26Troopers, full alert.
11:27Two wounds with me.
11:28We need to protect fire.
11:31We need to protect him.
11:33I know.
11:39Two wounds, get the system bek in line.
11:42I got these doors open.
11:47Yeah.
11:51Yeah.
11:52Jurassic Park.
11:53Literally.
11:58That gun is OP.
12:00Especially if you're in a hallway, it's like, yeah, it's GG's.
12:09Oh, shit.
12:10Yeah, I'm not going out there.
12:17You had the drop on down.
12:18Bro, literally.
12:22Run, nigga.
12:25Oh.
12:26Oh, shit.
12:27You don't have to slice me?
12:31Interesting, he spared him.
12:32Because I think he's taking him off.
12:37Yo, let's fucking go.
12:43Bruh.
12:44Butter.
12:51You feel bad for him? The little fish or whatever it is?
12:54The little traitor, yes.
13:02What was it, greed and fear that withdrew your ships and weapons when I needed them most?
13:09I can repay you.
13:11Oh, shit.
13:12Credits, secret safe houses the Empire would never find.
13:16I can take all of those from you already.
13:19Yo, you look like Scar.
13:21Oh, wow.
13:23Yo.
13:23I know how to get to Krim.
13:26Oh.
13:27He said something.
13:29He said something you liked.
13:31Yeah, no, you don't throw you after that.
13:34Interesting.
13:35Yep.
13:36He said something you liked.
13:38Krim, you said?
13:38Right after you fulfill your booty.
13:40Yeah.
13:40Mm-hmm.
13:41And kill you anyway.
13:41You better not be lying.
13:43You too.
13:50Bro, stop.
13:54She knows him?
13:56Yeah.
13:59Yeah.
14:00Interesting.
14:01She probably knows about him from her master.
14:04Possibly, yeah.
14:06That was a solid first episode, man.
14:08Yo.
14:09I love villain stories.
14:11Let's get it, bro.
14:12I'm still curious as to why he didn't cut the police officer in half.
14:19Like, very interesting.
14:19He was keeping an eye on him before, too, with the spy boss.
14:22Yeah.
14:22So there's probably a definite, like, higher reason.
14:25Yeah, he literally, like...
14:25Like, don't kill him type shit.
14:26Yeah.
14:27Okay.
14:28Because it would probably cause more issues than it were.
14:30Yeah.
14:30Because that's what she was saying.
14:31She was, like, a break-in at the police station.
14:35Yeah.
14:35And he was only cutting down bots.
14:37Bots.
14:37Yeah.
14:38Yeah.
14:38All right.
14:40Well, let's see where this story's gonna take us.
14:41That's it for episode one.
14:42Yeah, that was good.
14:43That was actually really good.
14:43To the next, always like, subscribe, follow on all socials at your bro.
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14:48Anyway.
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14:50But that's all we got for you guys today.
14:51It will be a great day, and we will catch you guys next time.
14:53Peace.
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