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Till Divorce Do Us Part
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00:00:01It's such a taggy wedding.
00:00:03My cousin has such bad taste.
00:00:06But at least that Jack Steel will be all mine.
00:00:10If anyone here objects to this union,
00:00:13please speak now or forever hold your peace.
00:00:17Stop!
00:00:19Stop the wedding!
00:00:21Stop the wedding!
00:00:22What in God's name?
00:00:23Miss Everhart, my sincerest apologies.
00:00:26My name is Dominic Pettigrew.
00:00:27I come from the High Court
00:00:28and it appears that your husband never signed his divorce papers.
00:00:31What?
00:00:32What?
00:00:33Your ex-husband, he never finalized the divorce.
00:00:38Which makes her...
00:00:40Which makes you...
00:00:41Which makes me...
00:00:43Still married.
00:00:46Mother!
00:00:48That's impossible.
00:00:49He never signed the papers, miss.
00:00:54Honey, it's okay. I'm gonna fix this, okay?
00:00:56Whoa-ha-whoa.
00:01:00Oww!
00:01:18Oww!
00:01:19Oh!
00:01:20Oh...
00:01:23Oh!
00:01:24Oh!
00:01:25Oww!
00:01:26Oww.
00:01:26Get out!
00:01:28Get out of here, someone! Get her out of here, you low-rent urchin!
00:01:31I knew you weren't good enough for my George!
00:01:34I promise I can make this better, I swear!
00:01:36My perfect cousin. She always ruins everything.
00:01:40But wait! Who are you married to?
00:01:44Jack's Steel.
00:01:52What the fuck?
00:01:55Do you mind?
00:01:58Oh, sorry. Didn't realize we were being so formal.
00:02:03That's my cue!
00:02:06Thanks for the quickie, stud.
00:02:08Some things never change.
00:02:11It's now a bad time to ask why you're in a wedding dress.
00:02:14I'm getting married.
00:02:18What? What do you mean you're getting married?
00:02:20Help!
00:02:21Oh, wow.
00:02:23This place hasn't changed much since I left.
00:02:26Except this one's like ten times bigger than the old one.
00:02:30You impressed?
00:02:31Give me a break.
00:02:34You know I built Wild Man Media to win you back.
00:02:36That smooth operator shit doesn't work on me anymore.
00:02:40So what happened to you? Cake fight back?
00:02:43It's a long story.
00:02:50Oh my god, can you just get rid of those already?
00:02:54Come on.
00:02:55Admit it, we were a hell of a team.
00:02:58Climbing mountains, chasing storms, scaling volcanoes.
00:03:02I took the pictures, you wrote the story.
00:03:06Jax, we're still married.
00:03:07Holy shit, what?
00:03:09You didn't sign the papers.
00:03:15Papers?
00:03:16So I'm supposed to sign papers?
00:03:18Oh my god, are you ever gonna grow up?
00:03:20It's like you're still in high school.
00:03:22Well, you always be enough in high school to marry me when we graduated.
00:03:24We're supposed to be divorced, Jax.
00:03:30You want to kiss me right now, don't you?
00:03:37That is husband abuse.
00:03:39Well, good thing you're not my husband.
00:03:41Apparently I am, Mrs. Steele.
00:03:44Oh, that is a nice ring to it, actually.
00:03:46Does not.
00:03:47Does too.
00:03:47We are not the same people anymore, Jax.
00:03:50I want stability.
00:03:53A family.
00:03:55Peace.
00:03:56I want George.
00:03:57George?
00:03:58You like how curious he is about you?
00:04:01Does he love bananas?
00:04:02He's a loser.
00:04:02I know that.
00:04:03No, actually, he's sweet.
00:04:05Predictable.
00:04:07Safe.
00:04:08Code for boring.
00:04:11Admit it.
00:04:12You loved our life.
00:04:14You loved the rush.
00:04:15I hated worrying about you and your parties and girls.
00:04:18You loved me.
00:04:21You gave me no choice.
00:04:23I never stopped loving you.
00:04:25Well, I'm marrying another man now and I need you to-
00:04:36Frosty.
00:04:37Don't.
00:04:43Sweet.
00:04:45You're...
00:04:46Crazy about you.
00:04:55Stop!
00:04:56No, I can't.
00:04:57What?
00:04:58You were just screwing another woman like five minutes ago and then this?
00:05:02Right, but I don't care about her.
00:05:03This is you and me.
00:05:03No!
00:05:04No, I can't.
00:05:05This is a mistake.
00:05:07No.
00:05:07George is a mistake.
00:05:09No, he isn't.
00:05:10I love him and I'm going to marry him.
00:05:13This...
00:05:13This didn't happen.
00:05:15Elle, come on.
00:05:17Sign the papers, Jax.
00:05:24It's what I'm going to keep looking.
00:05:28Damn, you skunk.
00:05:30I'll take you down and then I'll take Jax.
00:05:35We're having another wedding.
00:05:37Bigger.
00:05:38Better.
00:05:38Grand enough to erase the disaster that you made of the first one.
00:05:42Why don't we do something a little more quiet countryside wedding instead?
00:05:47Oh!
00:05:48Oh, don't you dare!
00:05:50That whole fiasco is all anyone is talking about.
00:05:53If you think you can drag this family through the mud!
00:05:57Can you tell her, please?
00:05:59Maybe Mother's right, dear.
00:06:02George.
00:06:02There!
00:06:03Even my son agrees.
00:06:05And that ex-husband of yours.
00:06:08If you want to marry my son, you'll get rid of him.
00:06:12Don't worry.
00:06:13By the time I'm done with Jax Steel, he'll be begging for a divorce.
00:06:18George!
00:06:19You must do something about this Jax Steel.
00:06:21If this wedding collapses, you are out of the will.
00:06:24But, Mother, he's bigger than me.
00:06:26Oh, for the love of God!
00:06:28Man up!
00:06:38Excuse me, sir.
00:06:39Could I bother you to open this?
00:06:41I'm not strong enough.
00:06:45I'll see what I can do.
00:06:52There you are, dear.
00:06:56It's Betsy.
00:06:59Come on, come on!
00:07:05Come on!
00:07:07Elle?
00:07:08Elle?
00:07:09You need to tell me what is going on.
00:07:11Right now!
00:07:12Hi, honey!
00:07:13I'm so glad you're here!
00:07:14I decided I wanted to pool a little bit deeper,
00:07:17and I put some outdoor showers and four solid gold toilets.
00:07:21Hmph.
00:07:22Oh, and our Rolls-Royce yacht is coming later.
00:07:24What the hell? How are you paying for all that?
00:07:26Our joint credit card.
00:07:28You never closed it.
00:07:32Sign this, and the nightmare ends.
00:07:43Mwah!
00:07:45I love your fastedness.
00:07:49Always have, always will.
00:07:52Mwah!
00:08:10Hi, Snookums!
00:08:18Tuna casserole, your favorite.
00:08:21What the hell happened to my house?
00:08:24Well, you won't give me a divorce, so I thought I'd act like a wife.
00:08:28Come on!
00:08:30Sit down, silly wheelie.
00:08:31My wifey's gonna feed you.
00:08:35Open up.
00:08:36No, I'm really not hungry.
00:08:37Yeah.
00:08:37Not bad.
00:08:38No, no, no, no, no.
00:08:38Uh-uh.
00:08:42How is it?
00:08:43You like it?
00:08:47Mm, it's delicious.
00:08:50Come on, sit on my lap.
00:08:52Let's make it authentic.
00:08:53You son of a...
00:08:55Hey, what the hell?
00:09:03My God!
00:09:06I love that woman.
00:09:16Oh, honey.
00:09:18Look what I brought you.
00:09:22Come to dump those on my head, too?
00:09:25No.
00:09:26Actually, it's a peace offering.
00:09:28I heard about your gallery this evening,
00:09:30and I wanted to get you some good luck brownies.
00:09:34How thoughtful.
00:09:36Mm-hmm.
00:09:38You know, the owner of Azarica Island will be there, too.
00:09:41Oh?
00:09:42I want to impress him, and I want to buy the island.
00:09:45You want to buy the island that we honeymooned?
00:09:48Mm-hmm.
00:09:58You still make the best brownies in the world.
00:10:00Enjoy.
00:10:10This is remarkable.
00:10:11I would like to add it into my collection.
00:10:14I bet that's a great idea.
00:10:15This will look great on Azarica Island, yeah?
00:10:18And speaking of, I want...
00:10:24Excuse me, uh, one second.
00:10:32Oh, man, so sorry.
00:10:43Laxatives in the brownies.
00:10:45Oldest trick in the book.
00:10:49Jane, I don't know what to do.
00:10:52Oh, Elle, that sounds unbearable.
00:10:54It's like every time I push, he pulls me in closer.
00:10:58Every trick I try backfires on me.
00:11:02I don't want him.
00:11:04I want George.
00:11:06I don't know why he can't just let me go.
00:11:09It's like he's obsessed with me.
00:11:12You need a break.
00:11:14Let's grab a drink tomorrow night.
00:11:15We'll talk things through.
00:11:17I promise.
00:11:18We'll figure something out.
00:11:21Thanks, Jane.
00:11:22Jane, I'm sorry to burden you with all this drama.
00:11:25I mean, you're just the only one I can talk to.
00:11:29Of course, cuz.
00:11:31What is family for if not for this?
00:11:43Why is he so obsessed with me?
00:11:48Always the star.
00:11:50Little Miss Perfect.
00:11:52But now, I'm gonna steal the love of your life.
00:12:05Then I'm gonna take yours.
00:12:10Huh.
00:12:12Thank you for meeting me here, Jane.
00:12:14I mean, with Agnes, Jax, George.
00:12:18I just really needed someone that I could talk to.
00:12:20Of course, Elle.
00:12:22Maybe there's a way to end this before it destroys you.
00:12:25What do you mean?
00:12:26Well, maybe Jax needs a distraction.
00:12:29Somebody to keep him busy.
00:12:31Then, poof, you're free.
00:12:34He signs the papers.
00:12:35And you get to marry George.
00:12:38What's your idea?
00:12:39Pimp out my ex?
00:12:40Well, maybe it doesn't have to be some stranger.
00:12:44Maybe it could be me.
00:12:47You.
00:12:47Think about it.
00:12:48I already know the family,
00:12:50so it wouldn't be this bizarre setup or anything like that.
00:12:53And I make him fall in love with me.
00:12:54And then he forgets you.
00:12:56You date Jax.
00:13:00If it meant helping you,
00:13:03absolutely.
00:13:05That's insane.
00:13:11But that just might work.
00:13:15You know what?
00:13:17Thank you, Jane.
00:13:19Did I ever tell you you're my best cousin ever?
00:13:23Okay, to cousins.
00:13:24To cousins.
00:13:30Yeah.
00:13:36And then,
00:13:37the mighty bangle spun on its tail,
00:13:40retreated into the night.
00:13:43Jax, you are truly remarkable.
00:13:45Well, as are you, my friend.
00:13:46But I've asked you here to discuss L.
00:13:48It is important.
00:13:49But first,
00:13:51shots.
00:13:52Bartender,
00:13:53four shots of tequila, please.
00:13:54I should probably stick to my Chardonnay.
00:13:56I'm not much of a tequila, ma'am.
00:13:58Bullshit.
00:13:59All men are tequila men.
00:14:03After all,
00:14:03we need a toastelle, yeah?
00:14:05Of course.
00:14:06Cheers, man.
00:14:08Cheers.
00:14:14Oh, nice.
00:14:16Come on.
00:14:18Winner, Thorpey.
00:14:19Open your throat,
00:14:20shoot it down.
00:14:21Let me see a run.
00:14:22Come on.
00:14:26Yeah.
00:14:27Go.
00:14:27Go.
00:14:28Go.
00:14:29Yeah.
00:14:35I'm getting a...
00:14:36warm.
00:14:38feeling.
00:14:39Yeah?
00:14:40I like it.
00:14:42Bartender,
00:14:43another round.
00:14:44Another round, yes.
00:14:47Now, what was it you wanted to discuss?
00:14:51I can't remember.
00:14:55Cheers.
00:14:56Cheers.
00:15:03Oh, it's like a sock in the dryer.
00:15:06I wrote this song last night,
00:15:09and it just keeps getting higher,
00:15:13higher.
00:15:17It's not a delightful melody.
00:15:20All right.
00:15:27All right.
00:15:28You're on your own from here on out.
00:15:29I love you.
00:15:32Man.
00:15:33Night, George Winner, Thorpey.
00:15:56I'm sorry, I was just...
00:15:58You were so beautiful.
00:16:00Yes, sir.
00:16:13Oh, yes.
00:16:16Oh, my.
00:16:32I haven't been here since you left.
00:16:37This is where you proposed.
00:16:39Thought it'd be nice to revisit.
00:16:42Good memories.
00:16:45Maybe better ones, still.
00:16:48I like to come here to think sometimes.
00:16:55Do you mind?
00:16:57Sure.
00:17:05Look, Jax.
00:17:08I've given this a lot of thought.
00:17:10I really have.
00:17:13But we just can't be together.
00:17:17Listen, I know I was a horrible L.
00:17:20Okay, but I...
00:17:21Please.
00:17:22That's all in the past.
00:17:24George makes me happy now.
00:17:26I can make you happy.
00:17:28We were happy.
00:17:29You know it.
00:17:34Remember senior year when we TP'd the whole school?
00:17:39You were cruising around on roller skates?
00:17:41Oh, my God.
00:17:42The roller skates.
00:17:44I had to run through the football field with those.
00:17:46Yes.
00:17:47With the cops chasing you?
00:17:48Yeah.
00:17:53Or when you hijacked the school announcements to sing me a love song on my birthday?
00:17:58Yeah.
00:18:00I was suspended for a week.
00:18:02Mm-hmm.
00:18:03Totally worth it.
00:18:17I just...
00:18:19Jax!
00:18:26Still clumsy.
00:18:28Still mine.
00:18:34Jax.
00:18:39Jax.
00:18:448 p.m. tonight.
00:18:46Be ready.
00:18:47LaRouge.
00:18:49You mean a...
00:18:50A date?
00:19:03Jane.
00:19:05Hi.
00:19:08What are you doing here?
00:19:09El said you were meeting me here tonight.
00:19:14Jane, listen.
00:19:16You're wonderful.
00:19:19But this is not right.
00:19:20Okay?
00:19:21Not for me.
00:19:22Of course it's right.
00:19:23You just...
00:19:23You haven't realized it yet.
00:19:25Jane, no.
00:19:25I do realize it.
00:19:26And it's just...
00:19:26It's not right.
00:19:27You're just confused because of El.
00:19:29But once you forget her,
00:19:31you could fall for me.
00:19:34I'm sorry.
00:19:35I can't.
00:19:35It's just dinner.
00:19:36One dinner.
00:19:38Look, you don't have to make any decisions tonight.
00:19:40Just...
00:19:40Just give me a chance.
00:19:42I can't give you what you want.
00:19:51Listen, I didn't go as planned, but that's okay.
00:19:53That's okay.
00:19:53We'll get it next time, Jane.
00:19:54I promise.
00:19:55I know he'll come around.
00:19:56He has to.
00:19:58You'll see.
00:20:00I'll call you.
00:20:01I'll call you back, okay?
00:20:09Delivery for Mrs. Everhart.
00:20:12Oh, my God.
00:20:16Jax.
00:20:24What's all this?
00:20:26Oh.
00:20:26Uh.
00:20:29These are from Jax.
00:20:30It's an inside joke from high school.
00:20:35Oh, don't be like that.
00:20:37Why don't you skate with me?
00:20:39Come on.
00:20:39It'll be fun.
00:20:39El, it's not exactly dignified for people I used to skate.
00:20:44Come on.
00:20:45Do you mind just this once?
00:20:47For me?
00:20:48Please?
00:20:49All right.
00:20:52Let's go.
00:20:54El, I know what game.
00:20:58Steady.
00:20:59Huh?
00:21:00Steady.
00:21:02Oopsies.
00:21:04Yeah?
00:21:06All right.
00:21:07See?
00:21:08You got it.
00:21:09It's all so rad.
00:21:11I love you, George.
00:21:12I really do.
00:21:14I love you, darling.
00:21:23Uh.
00:21:25Uh.
00:21:26Uh.
00:21:28Jax?
00:21:28I mean.
00:21:30Hey, Jax.
00:21:32Jane?
00:21:32Let's talk.
00:21:37Agnes will be really proud.
00:21:42But what I'd really love to do is the Andes crossing.
00:21:46I've done it.
00:21:47You have?
00:21:49Exquisite.
00:21:50I'm so jealous.
00:21:52Yes.
00:21:57The real question is?
00:21:59What would you like to ask me?
00:22:01Would you like to dance?
00:22:04Yes.
00:22:23Jax.
00:22:39I bet you won't kiss me.
00:22:42I'll take that bet.
00:22:57Oh.
00:22:59Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:23:09What?
00:23:10What?
00:23:11Let's wait.
00:23:13What for?
00:23:14I just, uh...
00:23:17I want to make it special.
00:23:19Really?
00:23:20Let's go to dinner tomorrow.
00:23:21At a nice place.
00:23:23As a couple?
00:23:24Yeah.
00:23:26Okay.
00:23:28Yeah.
00:23:33Alright, I'll see you tomorrow.
00:23:42Let's go.
00:23:42...
00:24:43God, it's such brilliant news. We can finally get married.
00:24:49Yes, finally.
00:24:50I'll be so pleased.
00:24:53Let's go to dinner tonight to celebrate.
00:24:57Sure.
00:25:02Well, why would you want to hunt them in the first place?
00:25:04It's a very dignified sport, darling.
00:25:10Oh, this isn't my good friend, Jax.
00:25:13Hi, George.
00:25:14Hi, Al.
00:25:15You must join us.
00:25:17What a marvelous coincidence.
00:25:19You are so polite, George, but we're okay.
00:25:23Nonsense. The more the merrier.
00:25:25Yeah.
00:25:26Honey, I mean, I think Jax and Jane can use some privacy.
00:25:29Oh, come on.
00:25:30Be rude of us not to join our good friends.
00:25:42You must try the duck.
00:25:43It's divine.
00:25:45Nothing says romance like duck fat.
00:25:49Isn't he wonderful?
00:25:50So witty and so handsome.
00:25:54Darling, you're the most amazing man in the world.
00:25:59I mean, you're always so attentive.
00:26:00Why, thank you, dear.
00:26:13Oh, last night with Jax.
00:26:15It was incredible.
00:26:17He couldn't keep his hands off me.
00:26:20God, I'm happy for you.
00:26:22I really should thank you.
00:26:24We're just so happy, and he told me he's never felt like this before.
00:26:31Great.
00:26:32I'm glad what's best for everyone happened.
00:26:35Exactly.
00:26:36Well, shall we?
00:26:37I could use another minute.
00:26:39Okay.
00:26:45Get it together, Al.
00:26:47You don't love Jax.
00:26:49You love George.
00:26:57Oh.
00:26:59Where's Jax?
00:27:00Jax went to use the men's room.
00:27:05Jax, what the...
00:27:06What are you doing?
00:27:08I know what game you're playing, Al.
00:27:10Sending me your cousin.
00:27:11Really?
00:27:13I don't know what you're talking about.
00:27:15Drop the act.
00:27:16I can read you like a book.
00:27:19George is my fiance.
00:27:20That's that.
00:27:22You can't stand him.
00:27:24I love him.
00:27:25You love me.
00:27:28I don't.
00:27:51This is so wrong.
00:27:54Then stop me.
00:28:01So, you and Jax, eh? You seem great together.
00:28:04Thank you. So do you and Elle.
00:28:07I must admit, I am relieved. I was a little bit worried about him and Elle.
00:28:12Worried? What were you worried about?
00:28:14Oh, I don't know. Jax sent Elle a pair of roller skates. An inside joke from their wild youth.
00:28:22I was just being paranoid. Nothing to worry about.
00:28:26Roller skates. How long ago was this?
00:28:30Just the other day. Sweet, isn't it?
00:28:33That's so sweet. Excuse me, I'm gonna go to the restroom.
00:28:37Sorry.
00:28:38But, just came back.
00:28:44Elle! Are you in here?
00:28:51Elle, you've been gone a while. I came here to check on you.
00:28:57Yeah, um... Yeah, I'm in here. Just, um...
00:29:00Stomach problems are really bad. Stomach problems.
00:29:07Are you sure you're okay?
00:29:10Yeah, I'm fine. Just...
00:29:12Go back to the table. I'll be there in a second.
00:29:15Okay, well don't take too long. Georgie Poo is waiting for you.
00:29:23Oh, my God.
00:29:25Close call, Mrs. Steele.
00:29:37Jax, I must thank you for signing those papers.
00:29:40Of course, my friend.
00:29:41It's just a formality.
00:29:44Mistake.
00:29:45Baby, you didn't tell me you signed the papers.
00:29:48Does that mean you're divorced now?
00:29:51All we need is Elle's signature.
00:29:56Yeah, um...
00:29:57I'm just gonna wait for my lawyer to look over the details and make sure it's all clear.
00:30:03What do you mean?
00:30:04I thought that's what you wanted all along.
00:30:07Yeah.
00:30:08I mean, it is a legal document.
00:30:10You can never be too safe, you know?
00:30:13Mm-hmm.
00:30:14Such a lovely evening.
00:30:15To our friendship.
00:30:17And to my love, Elle.
00:30:21To Elle?
00:30:22To Elle.
00:30:25To me.
00:30:33I came to give you this.
00:30:38Just...
00:30:43Hell no.
00:30:45It's over, Jax.
00:30:47Goodbye.
00:30:49Elle, wait!
00:30:49Jane.
00:31:06You Julia?
00:31:18It's over, I can't see it.
00:31:34El, hi.
00:31:36Hey, Jax, where are you?
00:31:39Uh, I'm home.
00:31:42Can I stop by?
00:31:44Yeah, of course.
00:31:46Okay, I'll see you.
00:31:51She's finally made her choice.
00:32:09El, what's up?
00:32:11I came to give you this.
00:32:13Uh, not tonight.
00:32:15I have a really early start tomorrow.
00:32:17Okay.
00:32:17Okay, next time.
00:32:20Next time, for sure.
00:32:32Good night.
00:32:33Good night.
00:32:48Tomorrow, we'll look at invitations.
00:32:49You'll want embossed, trust me.
00:32:52Isn't this exciting, El?
00:32:54We're so close now.
00:32:55We're so close.
00:33:12Oh, this one has the perfect flowers.
00:33:15And here.
00:33:16Oh, the venue by the lake.
00:33:18Prestige, dear.
00:33:19Prestige.
00:33:21Mother knows best.
00:33:22Don't you agree, El?
00:33:31Nice day, huh?
00:33:32Yeah, look how beautiful it is.
00:33:35So beautiful.
00:33:42Wish I brought my camera.
00:33:44Oh, it's okay.
00:33:46You could just remember this.
00:34:14More salad, El.
00:34:15No, we cannot have you bloating before your gown fitting.
00:34:18You'll thank her later, dear.
00:34:20Mother always thinks ahead.
00:34:33I'm stuffed.
00:34:34Me too.
00:34:35That was a good pick.
00:34:36I'm glad you liked it.
00:34:37Well, we should eat real pasta in Positano.
00:34:40In Italy.
00:34:41Oh.
00:34:47Want to come inside?
00:34:50So what I'd like to do, Ahmed, is actually shoot the island.
00:34:53Then we can discuss the price.
00:34:54Because then what we'll be able to do is a piece for International Geographic.
00:34:57Because I actually own the magazine.
00:34:59Hang on, Ahmed, one second.
00:35:01Hello?
00:35:03Jane, hi.
00:35:04Hey, I'm on the call.
00:35:05I need to call you back later.
00:35:06Right, right.
00:35:07Miss you, too.
00:35:08Yeah.
00:35:09Sorry about that, Ahmed.
00:35:10Where were we?
00:35:10So anyway, I think having an article will actually attract tourism and industry to the island.
00:35:15Oh, I'm sorry, Ahmed.
00:35:16One second.
00:35:19Jane, hi.
00:35:21I'm fine, thank you.
00:35:22Yes, sandwich.
00:35:23Sandwich was great.
00:35:24Look, I'm on a call.
00:35:24I need to call you back later.
00:35:25All right, bye.
00:35:27All right, Ahmed, I think with the right tax incentives, we can actually draw a lot of filming.
00:35:30Hasbrick Island.
00:35:33Oh, my God.
00:35:34Hang on, one second.
00:35:38Jane, I know you missed me.
00:35:39You told me that ten seconds ago when you called, okay?
00:35:41If you keep calling me, I'm going to have to meet you.
00:35:44Ahmed, so sorry about that.
00:35:45It's been a zoo over here today.
00:35:46So anyway, with the island, I think...
00:35:49Hello?
00:35:51Hello?
00:36:12What a coincidence.
00:36:14Yeah, I was just grabbing a coffee before heading out.
00:36:17Sit with me.
00:36:23So, you and Jax?
00:36:25Seems like things are going well.
00:36:27Yeah, I really, really feel a connection.
00:36:30Nice.
00:36:32You know, if you really want to win him over, there's a few things that you should know.
00:36:38Ooh, like what?
00:36:40For starters, he loves baby talk.
00:36:46Yes, baby talk.
00:36:48The sillier, the better.
00:36:49He'll melt.
00:36:50Baby talk.
00:36:51Got it.
00:36:52Yes.
00:36:54And just attention.
00:36:57So much of it.
00:36:58Text him, call him, show up unannounced.
00:37:00He'll love knowing that you're always there.
00:37:02Oh, and food.
00:37:03Food, okay.
00:37:05Bring his lunch at work.
00:37:07You know, like spoil him.
00:37:08He loves that.
00:37:09And his favorite food is tuna casserole.
00:37:13Ah, tuna.
00:37:38Oh, my God.
00:37:39Look who it is.
00:37:41Oh, hi.
00:37:44What's going on?
00:37:46My poopy here just wanted a cup of coffee.
00:37:51Well, what are you up to?
00:37:52Oh, just George and I are tasting wedding cakes, so we thought we need some coffee to go with.
00:37:57Yum.
00:37:58Yum.
00:37:58I know what kind of cake I want for my wedding.
00:38:00Red velvet.
00:38:01Hint, hint.
00:38:03Oh, which reminds me, I brought your favorite.
00:38:09Tuna casserole.
00:38:10Mmm.
00:38:11Open wide.
00:38:13Here comes a plane.
00:38:17Jane, you have something green in your teeth.
00:38:20Oh, oh, no.
00:38:22Take this.
00:38:23Ah.
00:38:24Oh.
00:38:30Please shoot me.
00:38:30What?
00:38:33Trouble in paradise.
00:38:35How are things with George?
00:38:37Great.
00:38:40You look good.
00:38:43Nix.
00:38:44You do too.
00:38:51Honeyboo!
00:38:54Well, looks like Miss Boobie is coming back, so I'm going to head out.
00:38:58But you're a coffee.
00:38:59Oh, I changed my mind.
00:39:05Honeyboo!
00:39:10Jane, there's something I need to tell you.
00:39:12Yes?
00:39:13I think you're a wonderful girl.
00:39:16Mm-hmm.
00:39:16So many great qualities.
00:39:18Pretty.
00:39:19Funny.
00:39:20Mm.
00:39:20Smart.
00:39:22And?
00:39:24I'm kind of nervous to say this.
00:39:26Oh, just say it, lovey.
00:39:27Just say it.
00:39:30I want to break up with you.
00:39:33Wait, what?
00:39:36He loves me.
00:39:38He's just confused.
00:39:39Yeah.
00:39:46I mean, he's been waiting to have sex with me, so it means he loves me, right?
00:39:52Right?
00:39:54Mother, they've signed the papers.
00:39:57Then why is it still not done?
00:39:59She's stalling.
00:40:00Legal stuff takes time.
00:40:02Are you good-for-nothing wimp?
00:40:05Get her in line.
00:40:07Get him in line.
00:40:10You will make that divorce happen.
00:40:15Don't have your ears at me, George Winfrow.
00:40:16Do not.
00:40:17You can't cover your ears at me.
00:40:18I know you can hear me.
00:40:21Man up!
00:40:22Fine.
00:40:23Fine.
00:40:24I will, man up.
00:40:25I promise.
00:40:27Tonight!
00:40:37Mario, tell me something good.
00:40:39Mrs. Winthrop, I did some digging, but I couldn't find nothing.
00:40:42He's a good guy.
00:40:43He's got a great life.
00:40:45Owns wild man media.
00:40:46Does good things with his money.
00:40:48He's trying to buy his Rika Island.
00:40:49He's married.
00:40:49Stop!
00:40:51I know, man.
00:40:52He's a next lover of mine.
00:40:54He owns Azarika.
00:40:57I have an idea.
00:41:02Yes.
00:41:03Yes.
00:41:04We're meant to be together.
00:41:06He loves me.
00:41:11What?
00:41:11What did he say?
00:41:12She wants him back!
00:41:14She's playing you.
00:41:16She's mocking you.
00:41:19You're right.
00:41:20She's mocking me.
00:41:22She wants him back.
00:41:23She's fucking with him.
00:41:25I have to save him from her.
00:41:27We're meant to be together.
00:41:30Yeah?
00:41:31I need to save him from her.
00:41:34So he can run me back.
00:41:35I need to show him what true love is.
00:41:37What did you say?
00:41:39There's only one way to end it.
00:41:41Kill the bitch.
00:41:44We need to kill the bitch.
00:41:46We'll only do it together.
00:41:48You and me.
00:41:50We will kill her together.
00:41:52And then he'll be mine.
00:42:07Jax, is everything okay?
00:42:09Oh my god.
00:42:10Oh my god.
00:42:11Okay.
00:42:12Better than okay.
00:42:14Amazing news.
00:42:15Can you stop everyone?
00:42:16This is it.
00:42:17This is it.
00:42:18Okay.
00:42:21You are looking at the new owner of Azarica Island.
00:42:25No way.
00:42:26Way.
00:42:27I'll leave next week.
00:42:28Deal is fairly complex, but...
00:42:31Plus, I'm going to get to do that piece for International Geographic.
00:42:34Wait, you're leaving?
00:42:36It's perfect.
00:42:38Azarica's where we honeymoon.
00:42:39Our special place.
00:42:42Come with me.
00:42:43It'll be just like old times.
00:42:45Me taking the photos, you writing the story.
00:42:51I...
00:42:51George, the wedding.
00:42:54Fuck the wedding.
00:42:55This is it.
00:42:56This is our chance.
00:42:58We can start a new life together.
00:42:59Be happy.
00:43:01Please, Al, say yes.
00:43:04What about Jane?
00:43:06I broke up with her.
00:43:08What?
00:43:10It's never really in her.
00:43:11I was just with her to make you jealous.
00:43:14Duh.
00:43:16Wait.
00:43:17What?
00:43:18That's horrible.
00:43:23You're still so manipulative.
00:43:32Hey, hello.
00:43:35I'm Ed, hey.
00:43:38Seriously?
00:43:41Absolutely.
00:43:43So, is it a done deal?
00:43:47You too.
00:43:49Thank you so much.
00:43:50It's been a pleasure doing business with you.
00:43:54Hell yeah, baby.
00:43:55Come on.
00:43:58Al, meet me at Co-brew.
00:44:0030 minutes.
00:44:02Yeah.
00:44:08Oh, God.
00:44:10Good for nothing, selfish, immature piece of shit.
00:44:16Jane?
00:44:18What are you doing?
00:44:20What does it look like I'm doing?
00:44:22I don't know.
00:44:23She told me to do this.
00:44:25Who told you?
00:44:27My pretty.
00:44:29Oh, my God.
00:44:31You're fucking crazy.
00:44:32What is it?
00:44:33Kill the bitch.
00:44:34What?
00:44:34Kill the bitch.
00:44:35You want me to kill her?
00:44:37Yes.
00:44:38No, no.
00:44:38I agree.
00:44:39No, no.
00:44:40Jane, you don't have to do this, okay?
00:44:41I can get you help.
00:44:42You've done enough.
00:44:44You seduced him.
00:44:46You took him away from me.
00:44:50You're still so manipulative.
00:44:52What are you talking about?
00:44:53You used some innocent woman, my cousin, to manipulate me into getting back with you.
00:44:59You're incapable of changing.
00:45:01I thought you'd finally grow up.
00:45:02What the hell is that supposed to mean?
00:45:04I have grown up.
00:45:06I mean, Al, look at all that I've accomplished since you left.
00:45:08It's not about what you have or what you've done.
00:45:11It's about who you are, Jax, and you're still some selfish little boy.
00:45:17That's unfair.
00:45:18You play with my emotions to get what you want.
00:45:21Well, now you can give up your childish, happily ever after fantasy.
00:45:29Oh, uh, hi, guys.
00:45:32What a coincidence I'd run into you here.
00:45:34Are you following me?
00:45:36What?
00:45:36Me?
00:45:37No, no.
00:45:38No, nothing like that.
00:45:40Do you think I'm some idiot as well?
00:45:43I'm so confused.
00:45:44Shut up.
00:45:52Him?
00:45:53Jax?
00:45:54I don't want Jax.
00:45:56I want George, okay?
00:45:57You don't have to worry about that, okay?
00:45:58What is it, Nighty again?
00:46:01Slit her throat?
00:46:03No, no, no.
00:46:03You've lost your fucking mind.
00:46:05No!
00:46:06I've lost Jax.
00:46:07And I'm going to get her back.
00:46:09I'm going to get her back.
00:46:10George!
00:46:11George!
00:46:11Help me!
00:46:12Help!
00:46:12Help!
00:46:13Help!
00:46:14Help!
00:46:14Help!
00:46:15Help!
00:46:16Help!
00:46:16Fucking do something, George!
00:46:18George, please do something.
00:46:19George!
00:46:20I don't know what to do.
00:46:21George, you boy.
00:46:23Watch your lovely lady die.
00:46:47Hello?
00:46:48I can't sleep.
00:46:50I can't either.
00:46:53Want to grab a drink?
00:46:55I thought you'd never ask
00:46:58The usual?
00:47:0030 minutes
00:47:02Alright, see you in a bit
00:47:18Kill Jack Steel
00:47:21George
00:47:22Help
00:47:22Help me
00:47:23Help
00:47:24Put the knife down, okay?
00:47:29If I can't have you, nobody else can
00:47:35Jackson
00:47:47This isn't you
00:47:49Come here, Ray
00:47:51No
00:47:51No
00:47:52Jackson
00:47:53I got you
00:47:54My love, my darling
00:47:57You were going to let me die
00:47:59No, no, no
00:47:59I was just about to throw myself upon the knife
00:48:01But Jackson got on the way
00:48:04You're bleeding
00:48:05It's okay
00:48:06Just really if you're safe
00:48:08Let me help you
00:48:09Fine
00:48:09Be that way
00:48:18Jack
00:48:19I love you
00:48:21I love you
00:48:22Don't forget me
00:48:23Text me
00:48:24Call me
00:48:26Let's go
00:48:26Love me
00:48:27Yeah, me
00:48:28I love you
00:48:31I love you
00:48:39Remember that bar
00:48:40That can assemble
00:48:41Yes, uh-huh
00:48:43You bet I can still drink you
00:48:44Oh, yeah?
00:48:46Excuse me
00:48:47Another round, please
00:48:49No, I know
00:48:49And then
00:48:50Truman
00:48:51Throws down a straight flush
00:48:53And I mean, I'm
00:48:54I'm doomed, right?
00:48:56I mean, where am I going to find a horse at that hour?
00:48:59I mean, come on
00:49:05Thanks for meeting up with me tonight
00:49:07I was
00:49:08Way too wound up to sleep
00:49:09Oh, me too
00:49:13I almost died today
00:49:14Oh, Jesus
00:49:18And you saved me
00:49:22Now, if anything happened to you
00:49:24I don't know
00:49:24I don't know
00:49:33I don't know
00:50:03I don't know
00:50:49I love you so much
00:51:10Jax?
00:51:14Jax?
00:51:18Jax?
00:51:18Jax?
00:51:18Where are you?
00:51:26I'm off to grab us breakfast
00:51:27Morning, sunshine
00:51:30I'm and you've gotta talk you named
00:51:58or something that you want
00:51:58I love you
00:51:58I love you
00:52:09Kill Jack Steel
00:52:45Oh
00:52:46Oh
00:52:46Oh
00:52:48Oh
00:53:07Oh my god, Jax is where?
00:53:24What's going on, how is he?
00:53:26He's in a coma.
00:53:28But he's going to wake up, right?
00:53:31I'm afraid the prognosis isn't good.
00:53:34He's sustained severe head injuries.
00:53:37Yes, come on, wake up.
00:53:39There's little brain activity, and there's little sign of improvement.
00:53:44It's me, El. Come on.
00:53:47Who is next of kin?
00:53:49I am... I'm his wife.
00:53:51Does he have an advanced directive?
00:53:54I have no idea. I doubt it. He's a risk taker.
00:53:57Then, it's up to you to decide when it's time to terminate life support.
00:54:03Don't say that. He's strong. He's been through worse.
00:54:09Come on, Jax. Come on. Wake up.
00:54:11I'll give you some time.
00:54:15Nothing.
00:54:18Come on, Jax.
00:54:20I told you guys I don't know who would want to harm Jax.
00:54:23Everyone loves Jax.
00:54:25Ma'am, where were you at the time of the event?
00:54:27At his house.
00:54:29And what were you doing there?
00:54:33Trying to decide if I was going to divorce him or not.
00:54:37So, your relationship was acrimonious?
00:54:40No. Our relationship is perfect.
00:54:45George.
00:54:47They said that we could lose him.
00:54:48Oh, dear. I'm so sorry this is happening.
00:54:51I'm sorry. Who are you?
00:54:53Oh, I'm her fiancé.
00:54:55Huh?
00:54:58So, he is her husband and you're her fiancé?
00:55:02Mm-hmm. Correct.
00:55:03I'm so confused.
00:55:05I'm not.
00:55:06She was married to that guy.
00:55:08She's having an affair with this guy.
00:55:10And had someone off that guy.
00:55:14Ma'am, we're going to have to take you down to the station for questions.
00:55:18Ma'am, we're going to have to take you down to the station for further questions.
00:55:21No, but please, not right now. Please, you can't do this.
00:55:25Please, don't make this any harder.
00:55:26Stop!
00:55:27Quiet.
00:55:29That won't be necessary.
00:55:31It was my mother.
00:55:32Your mother?
00:55:34The mother.
00:55:36She wanted the wedding so badly she was willing to kill for it.
00:55:39She really is a horrible woman.
00:55:42Wait, how do you know it was her?
00:55:44It was easy.
00:55:45They overheard her berating her goons when she found out Jax was still alive.
00:55:49Here.
00:55:51Here's her address.
00:55:53She'll be there now, working on the seating chart.
00:55:56I can't believe you're turning in your mother.
00:55:59Mom, you're right.
00:56:01It is time I'm manned up.
00:56:04Because I want to get married!
00:56:06Oh, George, I'm sorry, I can't...
00:56:08Not to you.
00:56:10What?
00:56:17Betsy?
00:56:18Hello, ma'am.
00:56:20But...
00:56:22How long?
00:56:23A while?
00:56:25I...
00:56:26I know.
00:56:27Not only am I a coward, I'm also a cad.
00:56:31But I love him.
00:56:32Just the way he is.
00:56:36I...
00:56:37Don't even know what to say right now.
00:56:40Say you'll forgive me?
00:56:41Okay, uh, if you say so.
00:56:45I am so confused.
00:56:48I'm not.
00:56:49They were together, now she's with him.
00:56:51His mom's crazy.
00:56:53Forget it, forget it.
00:56:54All right.
00:56:54Let's just go to his house and arrest his mom.
00:56:56Well, good luck.
00:56:59You're gonna need it.
00:57:07Wait, what is that?
00:57:09What's happening?
00:57:09Can you get the doctor, please?
00:57:12Doctor!
00:57:12Nurse!
00:57:13Help!
00:57:14Jax?
00:57:18That was a close call.
00:57:21I don't know how much longer he'll last.
00:57:25You should probably say your goodbyes now.
00:57:29I don't know how much longer he'll last.
00:57:36Jax.
00:57:38It's me.
00:57:41Your wife.
00:57:44I need you to wake up now.
00:57:46So we can be married again.
00:57:50If we can go to Azurica Island.
00:57:53And run around in our bathing suits, drinking pina coladas.
00:57:57Eating coconut.
00:57:59For the show.
00:58:06You need a miracle.
00:58:29Here you go.
00:58:31Jax, I had your miracle necklace.
00:58:34You're my logo.
00:58:36You can wake up now.
00:58:40Jax, you're gonna wake up now.
00:58:57I love you so much.
00:59:01I love you so much.
00:59:03I love you so much.
00:59:15I love you so much.
00:59:45Max?
00:59:48Hi, Mrs. Steele.
00:59:50Hi.
00:59:51You came back to me.
00:59:57I'd never leave you.
00:59:59Not now.
01:00:00Not ever.
01:00:11I mean, seriously.
01:00:12Have you ever seen a more romantic ending?
01:00:16Agnes finally got to host her big wedding.
01:00:18Ladies, please, let's put some backbone into this.
01:00:20This room will not decorate itself,
01:00:22and if this wedding is going to mean anything at all,
01:00:24this room has to be beautiful.
01:00:25Now, Julia, if you call that a floral arrangement,
01:00:28I must be the fool.
01:00:30Please, a little volume.
01:00:31Also that vase.
01:00:32It was between two inmates at Strathmore Penitentiary,
01:00:35but it was a success.
01:00:37George and Betsy got married.
01:00:40It was a small wedding with just the two of them,
01:00:43a minister and his dog.
01:00:45Betsy basically stole my wedding, but whatever.
01:00:48It was better for her anyway.
01:00:51And me, I got my cottage in the country,
01:00:55and I got Jack's.
01:00:56To Azarica Island.
01:00:58To Azarica Island.
01:00:59And we both got a very happily ever after.
01:01:14Damn it.
01:01:15Cut.
01:01:16Great.
01:01:17Let me just see one of those.
01:01:18Let me see the second one of that.
01:01:20Jack's.
01:01:25Jack's.
01:01:26Jack's.
01:01:30That was awesome.
01:01:32Yeah, not bad.
01:01:35I like your shark tooth.
01:01:38Oh, thanks.
01:01:40It's a milagra.
01:01:42Miracle in Spanish.
01:01:45It was given to me by a Navajo elder.
01:01:49Sharks represent courage, protection, and healing.
01:01:55Wanna fuck again?
01:01:56Wanna fuck again?
01:01:58Sure.
01:01:59I know.
01:02:09who the fuck
01:02:14all right all right keep your pants on
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