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Act Like You Love Me
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00:20Hello, what can I get for you?
00:22Hey, I'll have the smash burger and just a cup of black coffee.
00:28Perfect. My name is Delilah. Let me know if you need anything else, okay?
00:32Yeah, my name is George.
00:36Okay, I'll be back with your meal.
00:42Check for you whenever you're ready.
00:47Oh, no, um...
00:48Oh, let me guess. No money?
00:50I just think I left my wallet at home.
00:53Starving actor?
00:55Um, yeah, I'm just down on my luck.
01:00Don't worry about it. I'll cover you this time, okay?
01:04Really? Look, I'll pay you back. I promise.
01:07Just get out of here.
01:10Go.
01:10Okay.
01:13Maybe there still are some good women after all.
01:24There is.
01:41Let's go.
01:43Okay, let's go.
01:48My sketches?
01:49Andy, you told me that you would show those
01:51to the design department.
01:52Delilah, you're a housewife.
01:54You're not a designer.
02:02Perfect.
02:05Roll in!
02:06There's another leak in the ceiling!
02:32I'm getting bored. I want to go lie down.
02:34Sure. I'll keep an eye on things.
02:44The fuck? You need to get out of my room.
02:47I said you need to get out of my room.
02:52Everyone out!
02:54This is my house. This is my life.
02:57So get out!
02:59Get everyone the fuck out of here now.
03:01Alright, people. Party's over.
03:03Let's go. Party's over.
03:08The state has returned,
03:09didn't you know when you ate their own?
03:26I never thought about it!
03:29That will be a moment in the room...
03:42come on two more last one okay good work good work yeah hey can i tell you something well
03:51that's never good you ready as ready as i could be i'm gonna be an actor you what look some
04:00waitress someone needed my help and i agreed you realize you're a famous billionaire right
04:07yeah she doesn't know that part yet but um look man she's super sweet and she um
04:14and she wants to show her son that love is real totally normal request look man i just need
04:20something something different you know i can't do this anymore i'm just sick of this lifestyle and
04:26just feels so empty okay so let me get this straight you got hired to pretend to be some
04:31waitress's boyfriend yeah okay crazy things have happened i got your back boss
04:40thanks you know and you'll see she's great whatever you say boss another set
04:49hey george welcome back hey this is the money that i owe you
04:58what can i get for you i'll take a black coffee coffee yeah sure
05:04be back with that okay
05:08let me guess acting not going so well i've hit a bit of a dry patch yeah
05:18i don't believe in love fine i want a divorce did you hear him i ruined my son your son
05:25is fantastic
05:26but benji needs to stay in love if he's ever gonna find himself
05:30just try to keep your heart open if not for yourself or benji
05:33i think i have an idea okay what is that i want to hire you
05:41you want to hire me to pretend to be in love with me an acting gig
05:47i really want my son to see what it looks like for someone to love me you know like a
05:52happy couple
05:54oh um yeah i cannot pay you much but it seems like you need the money
06:04what do you say
06:09deal deal
06:13oh my god why you agreed to pay the bills is beyond me sharon no idea what you're doing
06:21what's this oh no let's do it's not good
06:30urgent child support
06:39last notice of child support must pay we'll not be paying that
06:51i don't know
06:55oh no no no no
07:07oh
07:09fucking no hello delilah you look quite nice tonight
07:21why thank you george you look quite nice as well
07:34too can i offer you something to drink no thank you i'm fine
07:52this is gonna be great
07:56okay
07:58come on benji come on you can do it benji come on
08:04come on benji hit the ball for once
08:08let's go benji you're doing great hey tony
08:14hey delilah looking good as always
08:19no looking good as always somebody likes you
08:22shut up
08:22all right benji he does nice with that dribble nice
08:34oh my god that's him
08:40that's who
08:41uh
08:43the guy that i hired to pretend to be my boyfriend
08:46delilah what are you talking about
08:49oh he's coming over what are you talking about hey george hey delilah
08:58oh for christ's sake man up boy
09:02don't say that oh my god can i go i'm so bored
09:06oh for fuck's sake thank god i have a mini-pedi
09:09come on let's get out of here
09:11you don't want to say hi to him
09:15no it's a little harsh to say to your kid
09:18who the fuck are you i'm george i'm delilah's new boyfriend
09:23delilah's new boyfriend
09:26yes yeah we are dating
09:30what do they run out of pizza boys hun
09:33he's an actor oh he's an actor that makes it even better wow you are such a riot delilah
09:40just when i thought you couldn't get any dumber you proved me wrong what's that bud
09:47nothing we gotta get out of here wish you two the best
09:53hey asshole where's the child support
09:59don't worry booby i'll handle it you just focus on making the ka-ching
10:06i think i just wanted in my mouth
10:09all right i think i'm gonna get going but um i'll see you tomorrow for the date right
10:13yes yes yes our date
10:17see you tomorrow
10:22girl you better tell me everything now
10:32no no no no no you're not supposed to do that i'm a starving artist they have lint on their
10:36shirts i still think this is a harebrained idea
10:40dino this is the first time in my life where i can be a normal person nobody after my money
10:46or my status or what i can do for them delilah doesn't want anything from me she just wants me
10:53to
10:53play a role i do have to say it's nice to see you smile again
11:01yeah it's gonna be nice you'll see and you should take the night off take janice out to dinner on
11:08me
11:09hell no boss i'm keeping an eye on you from a distance no it'll be fine nobody will know who
11:15i am
11:15that may be the case but you're still one of the richest men in the world and i ain't taking
11:19any
11:20chances do not follow me yes boss later
11:37hey how are you i'm george i'm benji
11:44well hello hello hello there how are you i am very excited about our date i am looking forward to
11:52our date as well won't you come in ah yes thank you
12:06oh my
12:10bad plumbing is making the roof leak we have a lousy landlord ah but you look quite nice tonight
12:18why thank you george you look quite nice as well why are you guys acting so weird hi
12:27i'm roland the babysitter i think it's time for you to get going yes yes um yeah what if yeah
12:35that was so strange i know
12:43well that didn't go too well yeah no academy award for us maybe we should practice that sounds good yeah
12:57uh so what are you gonna do for the next couple hours while we're on our supposed date
13:05yeah probably go eat i hear there's a nice italian restaurant around the corner yeah it's pretty
13:10good what are you gonna do uh same probably grab a bite to eat maybe hit a bookstore well that's
13:19just
13:19silly i mean why don't we go together sure sounds good okay
13:34so tell me why wedding dresses well ever since i was a little girl i always wanted to wear the
13:41dress
13:42mm-hmm be the bride yeah have my happy ending and then i eloped with andy and uh he had
13:53an affair
13:56and then we got a divorce and now of course he hasn't paid a dime of child support my roof
14:02is leaking
14:02um my car is useless and i work in a diner
14:11so best laid plans i guess you know you should call my attorney friend he's helped me with some
14:19things in the past i think he can help you with this child support issue i would tell him that
14:25you're
14:25a friend of mine thank you yeah of course i will
14:33uh should probably get back from our date soon let's split the bill yeah sure uh split the bill
14:44check please
14:53hey bernard this is justin you're going to be getting a call from
14:56a woman named delilah james long story short her ex is a piece of he won't pay child support
15:03and he works at le style but i can't fire him or less he might sue or he might figure
15:09out who i am
15:10so the least i can do is try to help get some money back from this douchebag from her
15:14and she can't know who i am she thinks my name is george thanks ma'am
15:22hey dino yes boss let's buy delilah's building let's fix the roof on it sure thing oh while you're
15:31at it if you can buy her a car nothing too fancy though she's not that type of girl
15:35and keep everything anonymous you got it thank you
15:44what's going on someone about the building they're putting on a new roof
15:49what what oh my god that's amazing right
16:09what oh my god that's amazing right
17:05National Grid water.
17:10Dealing with that one.
17:13Oh, urgent.
17:24Oh.
17:26You are hereby ordered to appear before the Department of Child Services.
17:32Delinquency of child support?
17:34Huh.
17:52Anyway.
17:59We need to talk.
18:07I need you to follow Delilah James.
18:12That's her address.
18:13Find me some dirt.
18:15I need to blackmail her into dropping the child support nonsense.
18:19She's ruining my perfect life.
18:20Okay, ma'am.
18:21You got it.
18:23Yeah.
18:24And don't mess it up.
18:26Come on.
18:34What's 10 minus 4?
18:36You know the answer to that.
18:39Dang.
18:43Ah, shoot.
18:45I left my phone in my bedroom.
18:47George, can you get it for me?
18:49Well, I'm just going to call.
18:50Yeah, sure.
18:51No problem.
18:52Thanks.
18:54Thanks.
19:24I had a good time.
19:26Yeah, it was fun. We should, um, we should do it again sometime.
19:31I think we sounded really good, but we should practice some more, just in case.
19:37Sure. That'd be great.
19:40Well, good night.
19:43Good night.
20:01Delilah, look what they delivered for you.
20:04Wait, what? Who?
20:06A big truck came today and dropped it off, but when I asked, they gave me this to give to
20:10you.
20:11It says that you won the best neighbor's sweepstakes?
20:16I didn't enter any sweepstakes.
20:20Did you enter some kind of contest?
20:22Not any that I know of.
20:25Oh, don't look at me. Look, it's got your name on it.
20:29Oh, my God.
20:32It really does say that car belongs to me.
20:36They gave me this to you as well.
20:40I guess my look is finally changing.
20:47I think that we should practice kissing.
20:53I think that would be a good idea.
21:18It really takes us to have a good idea.
21:52Mission accomplished.
21:54He's asleep.
22:00What?
22:03Nothing.
22:04I just, um, I think that we should practice.
22:09Let's do the mirror exercise.
22:13Sure.
22:29I think that we should practice kissing.
22:37So, tell me something good.
22:39What'd you get?
22:40I'm sorry, ma'am.
22:40I ain't got nothing.
22:42That woman, she's clean and just boring.
22:45That guy is like he doesn't even exist.
22:47Zip, zilch, nada.
22:51How is that possible?
22:53Don't shrug me.
22:55Ow!
22:55That, who it?
22:58Damn it.
22:59How dare she?
23:00My movie owes her a lot of money.
23:02Money that could be spent on me.
23:06Us.
23:09Okay, this is what I want you to do.
23:11Get rid of them.
23:12If they don't exist, then he has enough to pay child support.
23:16And all the money goes to me.
23:19I mean us.
23:21Let me get this straight.
23:23Uh, what you're asking me is to, you know, you want me to...
23:27Ow!
23:28Damn it!
23:29Don't say it out loud.
23:30It gives me the creeps.
23:31But you gotta...
23:32I mean...
23:33Ow!
23:34Alright, alright.
23:35I'll handle it.
23:36I'll do it.
23:37Excellent.
23:38Consider it done.
23:40Good.
23:42Let me know when you finish.
23:44Also, I need the keys to her apartment.
23:46Bye!
24:03Oh my god.
24:04George, wake up!
24:05The time!
24:06What?
24:06Ben, she's gonna be up in five minutes.
24:07Sweet.
24:09Oh, okay, yeah.
24:10Come on!
24:10Okay.
24:11Okay, just go up front.
24:13And pretend that you're just surviving.
24:15And you're gonna take Benji to school.
24:17Okay.
24:20Um...
24:20Just go!
24:21Okay, okay.
24:22No, no, no.
24:23Go, go, go, go.
24:31Come on, finish up.
24:32We're gonna be late.
24:33I don't wanna eat this.
24:37Grab your bag.
24:38Come on.
24:38We gotta go.
24:39Okay.
24:44Hurry.
24:44Let's go.
24:50Hey.
24:52Hi.
25:18We're fucked.
25:19Come on, Rev.
25:20Give us a break.
25:21Hey!
25:22Hey, that was a foul!
25:23No.
25:25Hi.
25:27Oh, shit.
25:28Oh my god.
25:30Hang on.
25:30Off.
25:31Who the fuck does this guy think he is?
25:34What is he doing?
25:35Your kid's a bitch.
25:37Hey.
25:38Hey, hey, hey, hey, bud.
25:39Everything alright?
25:40No.
25:42What's wrong?
25:43My ankle.
25:45You sure it's your ankle?
25:46I can't do it.
25:47What is it saying?
25:49No idea.
25:50Oh, for the love of...
25:53Listen.
25:55We all believe that you can do it.
25:57You just need to believe that you can.
25:59Where can I?
26:01Rev, can we have a second?
26:04Hey, hey, look at me.
26:06You can do this.
26:08And I know that you taking this penalty kick is a big deal.
26:11And it is.
26:13But messy misses sometimes.
26:15You know?
26:17And it's not about whether you miss it or you make it.
26:20It's about you having the courage to try.
26:24And look, we are both proud of you.
26:27Whether you make it or not.
26:30Thanks.
26:31Yeah.
26:32You ready?
26:33Yeah.
26:35There you go.
26:37And look, we believe in you, but you need to believe in yourself, okay?
26:40Everything will work out.
26:41I promise.
26:42Okay.
26:43All right, buddy.
26:47I can do it.
26:51Come on, Ben.
26:53Come on, son.
26:54You can do it.
26:54Shoot it for Christ's sake.
26:56Oh, my God.
26:58I can do it.
26:59I can do it.
27:00I can do it.
27:10I can do it.
27:11I can do it.
27:11I can do it.
27:12I can do it.
27:12I can do it.
27:12I can do it.
27:12Oh, my God.
27:15I can do it.
27:15Yes.
27:17Oh.
27:18Hey, Booby, let's go.
27:20I have a hair appointment.
27:21Hey, Dee, I wanted to ask you something.
27:23Yeah.
27:24My, uh, company is opening up a third branch.
27:27And, uh, there's gonna be a big party next week.
27:29And I was really hoping you'd be able to come along.
27:32Thank you, Tony. I'm...
27:34I'm actually with him now, so...
27:38With him?
27:39Yeah.
27:40You're serious?
27:42Yeah, Tony, I'm serious.
27:44This guy's just some two-bit actor.
27:46You see him out there acting on the field?
27:49Pretending to help Benji?
27:54I didn't know you were such a slut.
27:55Hey!
27:58Get your own kid, you freak.
28:00Let's go.
28:02Um, I'm hard now.
28:05Ew. Okay, can we go? Let's go.
28:06Come on, let's go. I can't. I really...
28:14I can't believe I won a car from a contest I don't even remember entering.
28:19And you got your roof fixed.
28:20I wonder who bought the building.
28:22Hmm.
28:23He seems like a really decent guy.
28:24Yeah, he does seem pretty decent.
28:26Hey, hey!
28:27Whoa, whoa, whoa!
28:27No, Mom!
28:29Just...
28:29Please, don't do this. I have a child at home.
28:32Hey, look, look, I have money in my back pocket.
28:34You can take it and you can go right now, man.
28:35Just turn around. Come on.
28:37Come on.
28:38Just turn.
28:40Fuck.
28:41Damn it.
28:42Listen, sorry, it ain't nothing personal, okay?
28:46Hey, hey, look, you can just take the money...
29:02Dino!
29:03Thank God, man.
29:04You okay, boss?
29:04Yeah, yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine. You okay?
29:06Okay.
29:07Okay.
29:08Wait.
29:09You two know each other?
29:12Uh, he, uh, Dino is, is my, my cousin.
29:16Yeah.
29:19But he called you boss.
29:21Yeah, his nickname from when we were kids.
29:24He was a real bossy SOB.
29:26Uh, yeah, that's right.
29:28I was just heading home when I heard screaming.
29:31Lucky coincidence.
29:33Yeah.
29:33Very lucky.
29:34Thank you, Dino.
29:36Any time.
29:37We should go.
29:39Come on.
29:42Hey, let's not tell Benji about what happened.
29:44I think it will really scare him.
29:48I, um...
29:50I...
29:50What?
29:53Look, I don't know what I would do if something were to happen to you.
29:57I think I would...
30:00Maybe...
30:01What's going on?
30:03I'm falling for you.
30:04I'm in love with you.
30:06No, you aren't.
30:09Yes, I am.
30:10And what's so wrong with that?
30:11Listen, George.
30:13You are something really good that's come into my life.
30:18Because of a silly idea that I had.
30:21Okay.
30:21The plan worked.
30:23Okay?
30:23Benji's fine.
30:25He thinks that we're in love.
30:26Yeah, because we are.
30:27No, we aren't.
30:29Yes, we are.
30:30No, love ruins everything.
30:32Okay?
30:34Love was not part of the deal here.
30:36Part of the deal?
30:37What about the other night?
30:40Hmm?
30:41The other night was a mistake, and that will never happen again.
30:44Are you serious?
30:46Yeah.
30:49Whatever, Delilah.
30:50I did.
30:51I'm not that type of guy.
30:52But if you're that type of girl, then my bad.
30:54Oh!
30:58I am not that kind of girl at all, and you better take that back.
31:01Delilah.
31:03Whatever.
31:04You know I'm gonna go.
31:17Hey, boss.
31:18How about I heat you up some soup?
31:20Dino, Dino, Dino.
31:21Man.
31:23Women are nothing but trouble.
31:25You know?
31:26They think they know what they want.
31:28Then they get what they want.
31:30And that actually is not even what they wanted.
31:33And women are trouble.
31:34That's the bottom line.
31:35That's what I'm trying to say here.
31:37I'm sorry, man.
31:39No, it's fine.
31:41Dino, you should go home.
31:43Straight to your wife, because you got a good one.
31:47Yes, sir.
31:47And you should cherish her.
31:49Yes, sir.
31:50Yeah.
31:54It's gotta go on.
32:37There's nothing in here.
32:47I'm sorry.
33:04I'm sorry.
33:18Tell me what you got.
33:21I couldn't finish the job, ma'am. I'm sorry.
33:24He had some goon there. He came out of nowhere's.
33:27What?
33:31They've seen my face. I gotta have to lay low for a while.
33:34You idiot! I told you to do one thing!
33:37Do it out! I clearly have to do everything on my own!
33:41You should've saw the big the guy was.
33:43You idiot.
33:50Hey, sexy.
33:52Hey.
33:53What is it? What's wrong?
33:57Okay. I have to show you something.
34:00You can't laugh, okay?
34:03What? Of course. Anything for you, boobie.
34:10What? Cher, they're... they're actually amazing.
34:15So you'll pitch it?
34:16Of course. Yeah. Yeah, it will.
34:20Thank you, boobie.
34:23Wow. Incredible.
34:25What?
34:27Hello.
34:29Hello.
34:30Hello.
34:32Hello.
34:58Boopie. Mama's in the mood. Boopie. Mama wants some lovey-dovey.
35:18Boopie.
35:49George, please call me. I'm so sorry about the other night.
36:09George, please don't let this affect our friendship. Benji misses you. I miss you.
36:18Call me.
36:36Fine.
36:38Barone, 7 o'clock. This better be important.
36:46Listen. I really need to talk with you. Can we get a coffee? Just a coffee.
36:56Okay. Slam Dunkin' Coffee at noon tomorrow. See you then.
37:07Hey, Dino.
37:08Yes, boss.
37:09Hey, can you do me a solid? Can you follow Delilah? She's been acting a little strange. I kind of
37:15want to just know what's up.
37:16Consider it done.
37:22So what is this about?
37:25Let's just enjoy our drinks for a bit.
37:28No.
37:32I've been thinking about us.
37:35Us.
37:37There is no us.
37:39But there is. There could be.
37:44When I saw you with that guy at the Little League game, I knew I made a big mistake.
37:50We're a family.
37:53We're the perfect family.
37:55You've got to be kidding me.
37:59How dare you?
38:06How dare you?
38:08Sharon, Boopie!
38:10This was not my idea.
38:12You're lying. You're trying to steal my man. I already told you. He's mine, you slut!
38:18Tell her. This was your idea. He wants us to get back together.
38:22Oh.
38:23I don't know what you're talking about. Sharon, she begged me to meet her. She said it was an emergency.
38:29Something about Benji.
38:30You coward.
38:32She grabbed my hand. She was begging me. It was pathetic.
38:37Okay.
38:46Take that, you slut!
38:48I cannot believe that I agreed to have dinner with you.
38:51You're a worm.
38:54And you're fucking crazy.
38:57And this man does not pay his child support.
39:01Okay.
39:02Okay.
39:06Boopie.
39:07Don't even start.
39:08What the hell is this? You're embarrassing me. It's disgusting. Let's go. Let's go. Come on.
39:19Hey.
39:22Hey.
39:23Thank you for meeting with me. I'm happy to see you.
39:28Yeah. What do you want, Delilah?
39:33I've been thinking about us.
39:36About our conversation the other week.
39:39And what you said.
39:43Look, I was wrong.
39:46I...
39:47What I said was wrong, and I made a mistake.
39:51And I was confused.
39:53What do you mean you were confused?
39:54How was dinner last night?
39:57With Andy.
39:59What?
40:00I said, how was dinner last night with Andy?
40:04How do you know about that?
40:06Ah.
40:08So you did have dinner with him, and you held hands.
40:11How romantic.
40:13Oh, my God.
40:14Did you have me followed?
40:15You're not even denying it.
40:17Oh, my...
40:19I had dinner with Andy last night because he asked to talk about Benji.
40:23Yeah.
40:24And then he grabbed my hand, and then his girlfriend threw wine in my face.
40:30Right.
40:30Yeah, right.
40:31And then I went home, and I did some soul-searching, and I realized that I have feelings for you.
40:37But now I realize I was wrong.
40:39You're just an asshole.
40:43You're just a lonely woman who's shut down and has to pay somebody to even pretend to love her.
40:50God.
40:52Oh!
40:55I hope I never have to see you again.
41:00Christ.
41:08Mom?
41:10Yeah, hon?
41:11Can I ask you a personal question?
41:15Well, I guess that depends on what the question is.
41:19Where's George?
41:21George.
41:22You heard me.
41:24Where's George?
41:27Um...
41:28Did you have a fight?
41:31Well...
41:32Did you break up?
41:40Um...
41:41Sometimes grown-ups, they...
41:43They have to make decisions.
41:46Well, it's okay.
41:47You broke up.
41:49Don't worry about it.
41:51I'm used to it.
41:53I'm sorry, Benji.
41:56I really am.
42:11What was in your cart, George?
42:17Delilah! Delilah! Delilah!
42:19What? What? How are you...
42:20A friend of a friend of an ex...
42:22Had the two sets of tickets to the Le Couture Fashion Style Show...
42:26And I couldn't use them and...
42:28Gave them to me!
42:29What?
42:30Wait, that is like...
42:31Huge.
42:32Anyone is gonna be at that fashion show.
42:35How are you?
42:36Let's just say the relationship didn't go well.
42:39And...
42:40Guilt...
42:41Baby, guilt.
42:44And guess who's gonna be my date?
42:46Who?
42:47You silly!
42:48What?
42:48Yeah!
42:54Wait, those are my designs.
42:57What?
42:58Those look exactly like my dresses.
43:00You see?
43:01Oh my God, they do!
43:04We have to go.
43:09Thank you for meeting with me.
43:11Yeah, I was surprised that you called.
43:14Um...
43:15Are you here alone?
43:16Yeah, it's Nagar.
43:17Mom's a rocker.
43:18Roland fell asleep on the couch.
43:19He does it every time.
43:21Don't tell Mom!
43:23Okay.
43:23I want to talk about Mom.
43:28Look, Benji, I don't think that there's much to talk about there.
43:31Mom has been super sad.
43:34And I'm sorry to hear about that.
43:36You know she loves you, right?
43:39Wait, what?
43:40I can tell.
43:43Benji, it's not what you think. Look...
43:47Your mom hired me to...
43:49I know you've been pretending.
43:50What?
43:51I know you've been pretending that you love each other,
43:53so Mom can show me how it is to be a happy couple.
43:57Listen, I may be a kid, but I'm not stupid.
43:59But...
43:59And you love her too.
44:01But there's...
44:01So I'd like the two of you to establish shenanigans,
44:03and please get back together.
44:06Deal?
44:10Deal.
44:33Boopie, I think we're gonna change the fashion world.
44:36Ooh, I agree, Boopie.
44:39There they are.
44:43Ladies and gentlemen, before we end this magical show, we have a very special treat.
44:49Today, after years of secrecy, Le Style Couture will finally reveal its company's owner, founder, and primary designer.
44:58Oh, my God.
45:01We're fucked.
45:03Oh, my God.
45:05Ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together for none other than...
45:10Justin Fitzgerald!
45:22Isn't that...
45:22Yes.
45:27George...
45:32Did you know about that?
45:33Yeah, he gave me the tickets.
45:35But how could you keep this a secret from me?
45:37Did you know about that?
45:39Yeah, he gave me the tickets.
45:41But how could you keep this a secret from me?
45:43Not a secret, Milo.
45:44A surprise.
45:45Kill Benji.
45:47Kill Benji.
45:48Wow.
45:49I feel like a weight has been lifted from my shoulders.
45:53You know, they say that the truth will set you free.
45:57Oh, my God.
45:58Well, I feel like I've been free for the first time in so many years.
46:04And the truth is...
46:07I've fallen deeply in love with Delilah James.
46:13The greatest and latest design discovery and the love of my life.
46:19Holy fuck.
46:22Damn it.
46:23This isn't fair.
46:24So, on this magnificent day, it is my greatest pleasure to introduce our premiere line of showing of wedding dresses
46:30designed by my love, Delilah.
46:37I'm sorry.
46:44We're done.
46:45We're going to be the next guest.
46:54We're going to be the next guest.
46:55We're going to be the next guest.
46:56We're going to be the next guest.
46:57Welcome to Laura.
47:08Oh, but before we end tonight's festivities, I do have one more important thing to say, and it is very
47:14important.
47:16Oh, but before we end tonight's festivities, I do have one more important thing to say, and it is very
47:26important.
47:29Delilah, would you mind coming up to join me?
47:34Oh, we're ready to go.
47:56Delilah, will you please do me the honor and be my wife?
48:08Delilah, will you please do me the honor and be my wife?
48:16Yes.
48:18What?
48:20Yes.
48:22You will?
48:23I will.
48:38The clothing was disgusting.
48:40Terrible.
48:41Andy James, you are under arrest for delinquency of child support and contempt of court.
48:45Sharon Swart, you are under arrest for attempted murder.
48:49No, Boobie, Boobie, make it stop!
48:51No, no, no, Boobie, Boobie, make it stop!
48:53Oh, shut up, Sharon.
48:55Ah!
49:01I now pronounce you husband and wife.
49:04Once upon a time, I thought life was about finding love.
49:07But in the end, I learned it's not just about finding love, but loving yourself, your truth, and your joy.
49:16Proving that sometimes the best things come from the most unexpected beginnings.
49:24Nothing?
49:25Nothing.
49:26What do you mean she gets nothing?
49:28She signed a prenup.
49:29She's entitled to nothing.
49:32Let me see that.
49:37This looks like a marriage license.
49:40You told me I was signing our marriage certificate.
49:45You should have read the fine print.
49:48You tricked her?
49:49Shame on you.
49:51Okay, can we go?
49:52I have an ale appointment.
49:53Whore!
49:54You do, however, get child support.
49:58Wait, what?
49:59I'm sorry.
50:00That's the law.
50:02Well, fuck the law.
50:13Andy, you're having an affair with your secretary?
50:17I want a divorce.
50:18I think it's time you find your own place.
50:20Fine.
50:20I want a divorce.
50:22I'm a horrible mother.
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