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The Assembly UK S02E05 Aitch
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00:09Oh
00:09Hi, we're gonna die. He might say yes if you ask him you'll cut him stare at him
00:15Okay, don't take it easy. I know you've got a crush on page, but take it easy
00:20That's I
00:21I'm good. He's coming
00:24Yo, hey, hey, oh
00:30Glasses
00:34Okay, nice to meet you nice to meet you nice to meet you. Yeah, hi, yeah, let's do it
00:39When I was come alone. Nice to meet you, Caroline. Why are you a rapper? Why am I a rapper?
00:44Yeah, I?
00:46Don't know. I don't know why I'm a rapper. I just it just happened. You do not biggie. I love
00:51big
00:51Yeah, what happened? Why did that shot? I don't know why he got shot. That's his business. I don't know
00:56about all that
01:01Oh
01:01Hey, okay, what's good? What's good?
01:04Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. You're not hating on your steps are you?
01:09No, there are other members in that band. There are there are five members in the steps. I'm the much
01:13younger better version
01:16Okay
01:18Get roasted
01:19Get roasted
01:20I don't get roasted
01:24Alfredo
01:28Ali introduce us
01:30Why are you wearing sunglasses?
01:33I've got sore eye
01:34Okay
01:36Hello and welcome to the assembly our collective of autistic newer divergent and learning disabled interviewers
01:45Our rules are
01:46No questions are out of bounds
01:49No subjects
01:51Are off the table
01:53And all might happen
01:56Can you please tell us who you are?
01:58Yes, my name is H. I'm from Manchester
02:01Oh, and I'm a rapper
02:02H which stands for Harrison, right?
02:05Yes, sir. Nice one. I got it right
02:07Love that. I love that
02:09I'm gonna start with a question from Nicola
02:14Hello, Nicola
02:15Hello, Nicola
02:19Calm down
02:26What is your pin number?
02:28My pin number?
02:30My pin number?
02:30What is your pin number?
02:34What is your pin number?
02:36No, your pin number
02:37Oh my days
02:38Nicola
02:39Yeah?
02:40I really don't want to lie to you
02:42But I can't give you my pin number right now
02:44Why is that?
02:45I agree with him because it's private
02:47Only because everyone else is in the room
02:52Next question
02:56Why do people treat us like we don't understand?
03:03Because the fuckers?
03:05That's why
03:07No, I'll tell you exactly why
03:09Because
03:11Some people
03:12Remember, everyone grows up
03:13differently
03:14So, sometimes
03:17Stuff that's not
03:19Considered
03:20Normal
03:21Some people don't know how to handle it
03:23I don't think they're being nasty
03:26I think sometimes people just don't know how to handle things
03:31Yeah
03:31Do you get what I mean?
03:32Yeah
03:33I know what you mean
03:33Yeah
03:34So, how much
03:36You got on
03:37Now
03:38How much have I got on now?
03:39Now, yeah
03:43So, I've got a watch on here
03:47How much is that?
03:49Ooh
03:49I love that golden
03:50How much?
03:51Yeah, how much is the golden watch?
03:52How much is the golden watch you're wearing now?
03:53Yeah
03:54It's approved
03:55This watch is about
03:57Shit
03:58This watch is about
04:00Seventy grand
04:01How much?
04:02Seventy grand
04:03Seventy grand
04:04For that?
04:05Yeah
04:05And your necklace?
04:09Necklace
04:10Er
04:13Probably
04:13Maybe like 50
04:15Fucking hell
04:16Fucking hell
04:17Yeah
04:18I've spent a lot of money on silly things
04:20Okay
04:20Thank you, Nicola
04:22Thank you, Nicola
04:23Thank you
04:24Elijah, you're up
04:28Hello
04:28Hi, Elijah
04:30Um
04:33Would you talk about a man the same way you rap about women?
04:36Have you called a man a bitch?
04:41Er
04:44Okay
04:48It's a good question that
04:49I feel like
04:50I definitely have said certain things
04:52Not just about everything
04:53That
04:55I probably wouldn't say again
04:58As a young rapper especially
04:59You think
05:00There's certain
05:01Things you have to say
05:03To
05:03To be a rapper
05:04Do you get what I mean?
05:06I've said certain things
05:07Because
05:07I've felt like
05:08I've needed to
05:09Not because
05:11That's what I really wanted to say
05:13Which is wrong of me
05:14That's what you should never do
05:15Your next song should be about
05:16How much you love women
05:17It can be
05:19And how much you respect women
05:19100%
05:20Yeah
05:20I'll take your word for it
05:22Is it dancing?
05:23Are you a dancer?
05:24I'm not the best
05:26Er
05:27You know what I can do?
05:28I won't do it for you right now
05:30Before I go
05:30I promise I'll do it for you
05:31I can do a handstand for really long
05:33You can stay
05:35You need a lot of space for that
05:36Yeah, yeah
05:37At the end
05:37I promise you I'll show you my handstand
05:39Okay
05:40It was nice to meet you
05:41Thank you, nice to meet you
05:42Thank you, Elijah
05:44How many children you had?
05:46What, in the past?
05:48Yeah
05:49Six
05:50That's a lot
05:52Six
05:52And now Kieran?
05:54My brother would always, like, defend me
05:56Like, just having autism
05:57And being different to everybody else around me
05:59Yeah, yeah, yeah
06:00I know that your sister's a bit younger than you
06:02Yeah, yeah, of course
06:02Did you ever get any stick from, like, your pals because she has dancing trouble?
06:06Not one person around me had anything bad to say
06:11I was quite lucky when it came to that
06:13Apart from one person who...
06:17Really and true, looking back, I didn't really consider him my mate anyway
06:20He was just part of the group, whatever
06:22And one time, actually
06:23He was, like, pretending to be me
06:26Rapping
06:27And then, like, said a line about my sister
06:30Yeah
06:30That I didn't really like
06:31Yeah
06:33And if you want me to keep it absolutely real with everyone
06:36I seen him a couple days after in college
06:39And I absolutely fucked him up
06:41Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
06:43Do definitely not condone no violence
06:46But no-one can say that about anyone's little brother or sister
06:49Yeah, I agree
06:50Yeah, yeah, yeah
06:50So, one person
06:52And he'll never do it again, I promise you that
06:54Fair play
06:55Thank you, bro
06:56Appreciate it, thank you
06:57H brother
06:58Thank you
06:58Good
07:00Next up, our question's from Essin
07:01Can you give us a tattoo tour
07:04As I'm looking for inspiration for some tattoos?
07:07Oh, yeah, I can't
07:08I don't really like my tattoos
07:09Why?
07:10Why?
07:10I go on and off, but
07:12This one here
07:13This says, don't be afraid
07:15My sister wrote it
07:16Aw
07:16That's what my sister says all the time
07:17Don't be afraid, yeah
07:18Gracie
07:19This is a cowboy hat
07:21With a love heart on it
07:22My other sister
07:23It's called Hatter
07:23And we call her hat
07:24This one
07:25Is a symbol for Down syndrome
07:29It's like a
07:30Oh, yeah
07:31People with Down syndrome
07:32They have an extra 21st chromosome
07:34Mm-hmm
07:35So that's my sister, Gracie
07:36Yeah
07:37That's lovely
07:38This love heart here
07:39I got this matching
07:40With a random girl
07:41That I met in Germany
07:42Oh
07:43I was drunk
07:44And there was a tattoo artist
07:45In the restaurant
07:46Saying who wants tattoos
07:47And she looked at me
07:48And said
07:49Should we get a matching tattoo
07:50And I said
07:51I don't even know who you fucking are
07:52But yeah
07:54So that was that
07:55What?
07:55And I've got some on my chest as well
07:56But I don't
07:57I can't, I don't think
07:57No
07:58Yeah, this is not
07:59I promise, I promise
08:00I'm not flirting
08:02I was just looking for inspiration
08:04For tattoos for myself
08:05I'd go simple
08:06Next up, we've got Harry
08:08Oh, Harry
08:09The real H
08:10My name is H as well
08:14Love that
08:15We're double H's
08:16Double H
08:17If you were going out
08:19On a date with a lady
08:20Yeah
08:20What would be your romantic place to take her?
08:23Ooh
08:27I'm not the fanciest person in the world
08:29I like doing activities
08:30Especially on a first date
08:32Yeah
08:32Because the first dates are always the most awkward
08:35And this is what happens on the first date all the time
08:37You sit down at the table
08:38You're facing each other
08:39And it's like
08:44Because remember
08:45We've already spoke all the way in the car
08:47That's it
08:48Do you get what I mean?
08:48So we're speaking, speaking, speaking, speaking
08:50By the time you get to the restaurant
08:51You kind of run out of things to say
08:53And then the next thing that comes out of your mouth is
08:55You're like this
08:55You're like
08:57What are you getting?
09:01I'm enjoying this
09:02Whereas like
09:02If you go do an activity
09:05Conversations are
09:06Popping out left, right and centre
09:07If I'm going to take a girl to bowling
09:09And she bowls it straight away
09:10And it hits the gutter
09:11I can be like
09:12Hi, you're shit
09:13Do you know what I mean?
09:14And then
09:15And then she's like
09:16Who are you talking to?
09:17And I'm like
09:17You
09:18And then bang
09:18You get what I'm saying?
09:19Now the conversation is flowing
09:20Gotcha
09:21And then you can do the whole
09:22Right let me teach you
09:23Oh Crazy Gov
09:24You know that one when you go
09:25Yes I do
09:26I know Crazy Gov
09:27You know what I'm saying?
09:28Yes I do
09:29So I'm more of an activity man
09:32Okay Harry have you got another question love?
09:34Yes I do
09:36So
09:36When I overthink
09:38I worry too much
09:43Always worried I'll think I'm getting on people's nerves
09:45Yeah
09:46And no one wants to help me out at all
09:48Do you ever feel let down with other people?
09:54Hmm
09:55Oh
09:57Sorry my eyes
09:59I feel like
10:01Yeah
10:01People let me
10:02Yeah people let me down all the time
10:07But I don't think you should see it as like the worst thing in the world
10:10Because like no one's
10:11No one's living for you
10:13You've got to live your own life
10:15You are going to get let down every now and again
10:17And sometimes it's not because the other person
10:19Is a bastard
10:22It's just because they've happened to let you down this time
10:24Hopefully they won't next time
10:25Kind of thing
10:26So yeah
10:27Oh blimey sorry about that
10:28There's no more to cry Harry
10:29Don't worry Harry
10:30Oh jeez
10:31Oh I've got to be overwhelmed a bit now
10:32Sorry H
10:33Nah nah don't worry about that
10:35Oh blimey
10:37Good job I've got shades on innit
10:38Yeah
10:38Yeah
10:41Please take my advice and just
10:45Yeah
10:46I'll take that advice as well
10:49Yeah
11:02You're in the army
11:03You're in the army
11:03Because I'm a trousers off
11:04No I'm not in the army no no
11:06No you're in the army
11:06No I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not
11:10Nice to meet you
11:12Nice to meet you bro
11:13Have you seen any benefits to being a white rapper or do you think it's harder?
11:24all right cool i'm not gonna say it's harder but you definitely don't get taken as seriously
11:30when i wanted people to take me in i would always get people to listen to the audio not watch
11:36the
11:36video i like that because when when let's just i'm just gonna get real with you i'm not some dumb
11:42white boy i know how it looks for a white man to be rapping yeah you have to be pretty
11:49decent in my
11:50opinion otherwise it just even even i'm gonna scroll this is really bad of me to say by the way
11:55but i'm gonna say it like don't even i have to double take at a white rapper i didn't have
12:01a
12:01skinhead these times i had a proper white boy haircut comb over and it was like i don't want
12:06people to watch this and just not even listen to what i'm saying because of what i look like
12:11so to answer your question is it harder or easier it depends what situation you're in
12:17if it was just as simple as the white rapper can smash it there would be 20 big white rappers
12:24right now and there's not really just comes down to like you're in for the craft and you love what
12:29you do which shines through the audio exactly exactly yeah i think i can feel that just from
12:34talking to you thank you nice to meet you i love that where are you i do sometimes i shouldn't
12:40i know
12:41i know i shouldn't swear but swear words are good sometimes okay
12:48now we've got jody i can't do this yeah you can i know i can you know you was in
12:55the jungle yeah
12:56do you like spiders i did i could deal with it okay i'll tell you a story about me okay
13:02go on
13:02there was a spider in my room i was screaming so my mom and my dad have to get it
13:07out and i didn't like
13:09it so i don't want to be in the jungle either i didn't like spiders yeah but when you're in
13:13the
13:13jungle you're so hungry do you like eastenders i know where this is going who's your favorite
13:20character in eastenders well i only really know two characters in eastenders yeah whitney yeah whitney
13:28why are you flirting with i wasn't flirting with her do you think i was yeah you was because i
13:33saw
13:33you in my own eyes really you won out of there or something i've not gone out with her no
13:38i'm not
13:39gonna you so i'll take you on a date you can take me on a date yeah yeah yeah we'll
13:42go on a date
13:43instead right well done jones thank you thank you i know you would say that jacob hello hello
13:53i've read you've got into a few fights do you still get into fights i haven't had a fight for
13:57years but
13:58but when you did fight did you kick hit or punch them did you do one of those things did
14:04you do two
14:04of those things did you do three of those i've done two of those things i like to punch and
14:08kick i used
14:08to be a kickboxer and the person who said nasty things about my little sister i punched and kicked
14:14him so you did two of those things i did two of those things i was just punching and kicking
14:19and elbowing and kneeing does a knee still classes the kick we're still using our legs well kicking's like
14:25this yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah all right so maybe i've done four things then thank you h good
14:30interviewing you pleasure thank you very much thank you we're gonna hear from kate
14:39hello kate hi i'm 47 yeah what do you hope grace will be like when she is my age
14:53honestly not to get all soppy i just hope she's i just hope she's happy she's safe
14:58and i hope that she's still enjoying life every single day because right now she never has a bad
15:07day she wakes up in the morning and it's fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun
15:11fun until she
15:12falls asleep and then she wakes up and we go again so hopefully that still happens when she's older
15:19thank you very much thank you very much thank you kate hopefully when my sister's your age she's on
15:30here asking other people questions oh yeah charlotte you're up when i feel overwhelmed
15:39i love to spend my time with my dog and take her out for a walk yeah how do you
15:45calm your mind down when you have an overwhelming moment i feel like um
15:55it's a really good question you know i think i'm still trying to figure that out
16:00i think i'm still trying to find that answer my brain does get like that a lot i feel a
16:05bit
16:05overwhelmed sometimes and like if i take my mind off things for too long that i'm doing something
16:10wrong and i need to be working and i need to be for me i think it's just putting everything
16:19to the
16:20side for a second and just trying my hardest to sit there and think about nothing but to be totally
16:26honest with you i personally don't have the answer yet i am in the learning process of that right now
16:33and i need to take a leaf out of your book and maybe take my dogs for a walk and
16:36whatnot
16:36true yeah is there anyone you need to say sorry to and would you like to do it on this
16:45show today wow
16:54i just like to say sorry to anyone that was heavily in my life
17:06before i got really big and now they're not in my life
17:12whether that be my fault their fault someone else's fault yeah because i do have something
17:17called i think it's called survivor's guilt i think they call it where like i've got a whole
17:22different life and my friends i've not seen them for years and are in sort of like the same position
17:29as they was 10 years ago and i do feel a weird way about that sometimes i kind of wonder
17:35what people
17:36i grew up with think or say about me which makes me feel a little bit weird um
17:47maybe not everyone even needs an apology but i just feel the need to say it to say sorry to
17:53people
17:53because i hope people don't think that i've turned around and like got a little bit of success and just
18:00went running away on everyone i didn't it's just that my life has took me down a different path that
18:06i
18:06would have never experienced if i just stayed over there i'm not a a bad person so i'd like to
18:13think that everyone's understanding of that and at this point we're all adults now and everyone's got
18:20their own life to live so yeah we're gonna hear from narges hello thank you socks on top of a
18:31mountain
18:32i did have stinky socks on top of a mountain yes yes i did they stunk and then we don't
18:38tell anyone
18:40i've done killer manjaro and i didn't have a shower for seven days oh you didn't have a shower
18:45didn't because i'm such a stinky baby
18:50this for me yeah no it's not is it really yeah are you being serious yes
18:57where are you now you're proper did you really get this from me though you're living there oh yeah
19:11h the assembly thank you so much thank you appreciate it
19:20we are just gonna set up for some music now what's so great about manchester what's so great about
19:26manchester i'm from there i've got cousins all that way but you've got cousins doesn't that doesn't
19:31make it great everyone's a little bit nicer in manchester oh it's a luxury in that
19:47i don't really want to know how your garden grows because i just want to fly
19:56lately did you ever feel the pain in the morning rain as it slows you to the bone
20:08maybe i will never be all the things that i want to be now is not the time to cry
20:16now's the time to find out why i think you're the same as me we'd see things they'll never see
20:24you and i you and i are gonna live forever
20:44maybe i just want to fly
20:47maybe i just want to fly want to live but don't want to die maybe i just want to breathe
20:53maybe i just don't believe maybe you're the same as me
20:58maybe you're the same as me we'd see things i'll never see
21:01maybe you and i are gonna live forever
21:10i'm gonna live forever
21:13i'm gonna live forever
21:15i'm gonna live forever
21:18i'm gonna live forever
21:24i'm gonna live forever
21:27i'm gonna live forever
21:44that was absolutely unreal that's made me so happy i can't honestly swear to god that was amazing
21:49and why have you all got so good amazing voices i didn't i really didn't expect that what's going on
21:53there do you know what yeah i'll just be dead honest with everyone i've not watched the assembler
21:59before i came here today yeah yeah i showed that you can watch it on itvx and youtube yeah
22:11this is like the best the best morning i've had in god knows how long can you show us the
22:18handstand
22:18please yeah i thought you would have forgot about that silence please
22:46that was freaking good maybe i just wanna fly want to live i don't wanna die maybe i just wanna
22:56breathe
22:57maybe maybe i just don't believe maybe you're the same as me we'd see things i'll never see
23:05you and i are gonna live forever
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