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Below Deck Down Under S04E12
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00:05Previously on Below Deck, Down Under.
00:11It moved.
00:13Oh, hello.
00:14Hello.
00:15I've missed you.
00:17John, I had a little puddle in his cabin.
00:20Cute.
00:20I'm going to bake him a cake for his birthday.
00:22Mm-hmm.
00:23I have to talk to him later, bud.
00:25I'm treading on dangerous water.
00:27Your head's not there.
00:28No.
00:29Uh-uh.
00:29I've developed feelings for Daisy, and it's only fair to everyone that I clear things
00:33up with Ellie.
00:34I can't let it keep going because it'll just get worse.
00:38You want me to try that for you?
00:39Yeah.
00:40If my boobs chop, I apologize.
00:42I think young love on a boat is a healthy thing, and I'm happy for both Janna and Eddie.
00:48Did I sound sincere?
00:50Beautiful.
00:51I like you, and I think that our friendship is strong.
00:55I'd rather maintain what we've got than to ruin what we've got.
00:59All right.
01:00I'm kind of confused, but I think we're kind of on the same page.
01:04Just love to hang out with you.
01:06Okay.
01:06Nothing changes.
01:07Well, then let's do that and see what that is.
01:10Tyler's flying in his glam technician to get him ready for a drag night on board.
01:15It's a secret surprise.
01:16Was there a makeup artist on board?
01:18I heard.
01:19Did Tyler smuggle one on?
01:23Oh, God.
01:24No.
01:24You didn't tell them.
01:26Jesus fucking Christ.
01:28What you can do is clean the upper deck.
01:30Yeah, let us know when you've done it.
01:32Okay, break it off the two of you.
01:33Wait, what did you guys put in the eggs?
01:36Pardon?
01:36What flavor is the eggs supposed to be?
01:38Yeah.
01:38Ben will tell you.
01:39It tastes like dish soap.
01:41But washing up like all of the eggs.
01:46Oh my God.
01:49Lamb chops while they're still warm.
01:51Hey, Daisy.
01:52Daisy.
01:52I've got my hands full.
01:54I feel like I'm the only person who's channeling my energy into the job.
01:58It really is starting to feel like a joke.
02:00Guys, there's one of me.
02:01What's up?
02:02Why is there one of you?
02:03Because we've got someone upstairs.
02:05She's asleep and everyone else is docking the boat.
02:33F***ing me.
02:34I can't be in a hundred places at once.
02:36What do you want?
02:36Listen, we want the fritada gone.
02:39Please.
02:43She'd be great at this job, wouldn't she?
02:45She'd handle the stress really well.
02:47Oh, yeah.
02:49Ongo!
02:49I feel like I work pretty hard, and if the service is slow,
02:54there's a reason.
02:55I want to do this cake.
02:56Okay.
02:56Do you want to do a curd on top of the cake?
02:59Yeah.
03:00And in this case, Ben is in the wrong.
03:02How about you give me your pot washer for a minute to run plates?
03:06Thanks, man.
03:07Thanks, let me...
03:08Oh, I owe you one.
03:09That's a bean.
03:10That's a bean.
03:11Where's your honey pot?
03:12It's over there.
03:13Oh, there it is, hiding.
03:16What do we owe you?
03:17Ooh, five bucks.
03:19Five bucks.
03:20That's pretty good.
03:21Here, we've got some frittata as well.
03:22Would you like some?
03:24Yes, please.
03:24There's no soap in this one, is there?
03:26Salt?
03:27No soap?
03:28Soap.
03:30Oh, I don't know.
03:30You're the guinea pig.
03:32Thanks.
03:33That is tenders away, tenders away.
03:38Daisy.
03:39Daisy, chill, okay?
03:40What's going on?
03:40Talk to me.
03:41Justin, you're doing the whole breakfast.
03:42Are you doing all of breakfast?
03:43Me and Jenna.
03:44Jenna's doing drinks.
03:44You said there's one of you.
03:46Yeah, but Jenna's doing drinks.
03:47I just thought you were actually on your own.
03:50Christ.
03:52Okay, dear crew, I'm going to proceed in.
03:54Copy.
03:55Is there any soap?
04:00It's an egg.
04:01Oh!
04:03Woo!
04:06Front of starboard dock is losing metres and closing.
04:11How pretty is this?
04:12You can throw that to him now.
04:15Forward leading spring has been sent off.
04:17Tighten it up.
04:18Copy.
04:19All secure.
04:20Good work.
04:20So I've left common parts while you're bad.
04:23We appreciate all the feedback.
04:25The cheesecakes, cooking.
04:27Good stuff.
04:28I feel like everything happens for a reason.
04:30Yeah, I know what the reason is.
04:31What the?
04:32So you can marry out.
04:33Oh my God.
04:35Sweet.
04:37Bit windswept there.
04:39Yeah.
04:39All right.
04:40What stood out the most?
04:42I've heard soapy eggs.
04:43Hmm.
04:43Overall experience.
04:45Let me come back to that one.
04:47She can't deal with that.
04:49What's that?
04:49It's like they're trying to send me over the edge.
04:51Already?
04:52You're trying to send you over the edge.
04:53Yeah, I'm over the edge.
04:55Okay.
04:56Let us know if you can do anything.
04:59Perfect.
05:00I've decided to gift Captain with a little gift.
05:02Can I have one of your cock rings?
05:04Oh.
05:04I don't know where they are.
05:06Give him the duct tape.
05:07Oh, curry, get any of your whites.
05:08Coffee.
05:09Another one down.
05:13Hello.
05:15That's Elise's.
05:16Got one to her bed.
05:18I'm not stinky anymore.
05:20Well, somewhat not.
05:20I'm not sweaty.
05:22He wrote like a five paragraph essay.
05:24I should have handcuffed myself to something in the bedroom.
05:28Let's go.
05:30Wow.
05:31It feels like another reality out here.
05:33All right, y'all.
05:33Yay!
05:36I think you can ride for us.
05:39You guys are amazing.
05:40All right.
05:40And this is for you.
05:41Oh.
05:42Yay!
05:44Perfect.
05:44Thank you for being here.
05:45Thanks for being here.
05:46Thank you very much for everything.
05:48We have all had the most memorable trip.
05:51Thank you very much.
05:52From everybody.
05:53And this is very well deserved.
05:54I appreciate it.
05:55And I do have one more little competition.
05:59For the first person to jump off this marina, butt naked, gets $1,000.
06:05Oh, my God.
06:06Cash.
06:07Oh, my God.
06:08$1,000.
06:09Just go.
06:10Just go.
06:11Oh, my God.
06:13Oh, my God.
06:16Oh, my God.
06:16Woo.
06:18He's so close.
06:19He doesn't deserve it.
06:21He actually doesn't.
06:23I'm going to give this to you for giving you guys more cash, to add to my ticket.
06:26He's going to have to share that with the crew anyway.
06:28Good job.
06:30We love your energy.
06:32All right, guys.
06:33Let's go.
06:34Bye, guys.
06:35Listen, everyone.
06:37Let's clean up.
06:38Let's get in our blues.
06:39Cool. Thank you very much.
06:43Yay!
06:44Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
06:48Wow.
06:49Jesus Christ.
06:51Wait, wait, wait, wait.
06:53It's coming.
06:53It's coming.
06:58Surely you don't...
06:59How do you get into it?
07:01It's probably the weirdest gift I've ever had from a charter guest,
07:04but I just have to try it out.
07:08That's insane.
07:14They look great.
07:20I can't do the tip meeting like this.
07:25Attention all crew, please meet in the main salon for the tip meeting.
07:30Copy.
07:30Ready, baby.
07:32What could have been better?
07:33Less soap.
07:36Charter five.
07:38All exhausted?
07:40Sufficiently.
07:40Okay, well, Gally, what a step up.
07:46My egg tastes like dish soap.
07:48Literally, it tastes like dawn.
07:50It's unacceptable.
07:51Okay.
07:51Interior needs to actually crack down.
07:53Work together in unison.
07:55Was there a make-up artist on board?
07:58Did Tyler smuggle one on?
07:59Mike spills the tip.
08:01What?
08:01What the f***?
08:02This is just to see exactly what we can improve on.
08:04All right, eh?
08:05Well, the tip was 22,000.
08:07Okay, that's 1,600 per person.
08:10Plus the 1,000 that you jumped in for, so it's 1,700.
08:14Nice.
08:15Thank you, Mikey.
08:16As you know, tips on vessels all go into a collective group.
08:19There's no ifs and buts.
08:20When we all put in, we all share equally.
08:22I'm all happy with that.
08:23It was a team effort, and we're all chipped in.
08:25I mean, I just chipped in a little bit more.
08:30Now, for the helmet.
08:33L.
08:35Well deserved, well deserved.
08:36I'll take it.
08:38I love it.
08:39I mean, come on.
08:41Soapy scramble?
08:42Yeah, of course I deserve this.
08:43I don't think anybody has ever been more deserving of a helmet than I am right now.
08:47Righto.
08:48I know you're all exhausted.
08:49I know we just got over the halfway mark, and you all have to start thinking of the bigger picture.
08:53So in saying that, the owner of Sandy Lane Marina has given you a villa to use this afternoon.
08:58There's going to be a pool there.
08:59There's a grill there.
09:00You can cook yourselves.
09:01Then you can come back here, and then tomorrow you're going to get on a catamaran and go for a
09:04trip to the dog.
09:05Yes.
09:05Whoa!
09:08Nice.
09:09I want you to really bond.
09:10This is a great opportunity for the crew to have a day off.
09:14I'm really feeling some tension in the crew.
09:16We're halfway through the charters.
09:17They're tired.
09:18And hopefully this reset can bring some energy back into it, and we can get through the rest of the
09:22season.
09:22We're having a couple of good days off.
09:24The next day, it's a 7 a.m. start.
09:26Okay?
09:27Sounds good.
09:28Copy that.
09:28Daisy, you want to say something?
09:30Yeah, I've been pretty upset this trip.
09:32I've been seeing a lot of selfishness from different people.
09:35Whether that's regarding they think they work harder than other people, I've seen people bickering at each other in front
09:41of crew.
09:41It's been actually relentless, and the crux of it has been quite a lot of selfish behaviour.
09:47We're a team.
09:48We all work as a team.
09:50It just can't happen again.
09:52Respect each other.
09:53We don't have to be petty.
09:54It's about just respecting each other.
09:57Yeah, I agree.
09:58Thank you very much.
09:59All right, let's go.
10:00Stunning.
10:01Thank you, Captain.
10:02Alicia, I think you've stepped up really a lot.
10:06Don't.
10:07It's not funny.
10:08I don't think I work harder than everyone.
10:11Why do you think that was pointed at you?
10:13Because of what Mikey said.
10:14Mikey didn't say anything.
10:16Nice to presume, though.
10:17I think some people just need to relax.
10:19There we go again.
10:20Do that again, Mikey, and I swear there'll be a consequence.
10:24You're going to have to keep me away from him tonight.
10:26I'm like, is this real life?
10:29I'm talking to you about respect, and you're disrespecting me in the conversation of respect.
10:34Sorry.
10:35No.
10:36Not how it works.
10:37I can see I'm being attacked.
10:38So I'm going to react to it.
10:40Do you know what I mean?
10:40So what's the solution here?
10:42I don't know.
10:43I'm not the boss.
10:44So you're going to put this back on me?
10:45You're going to tell me that I have to sort your...
10:48No, no, no.
10:49I'm telling you what I'm saying.
10:50I don't want to pick up other people.
10:52You can clearly see that it's targeting us.
10:54This feels like this is being put on me.
10:56Yeah.
10:57Can I ask you a favor?
10:58Yeah.
10:58Please.
10:58Don't get defensive.
11:00But the thing is, it's my duty to tell you of a problem.
11:03Yes, of course.
11:04For you to deal with it.
11:05Yeah, but you see how you're talking to me right now?
11:07That's what I'm saying, Mike.
11:08Yeah.
11:09Not for me, eh?
11:10Yeah, of course.
11:11I work a hell of a** harder.
11:13Please.
11:13Stop worrying about the things that you cannot change.
11:16If you carry on to give reaction, you carry on to do that.
11:19Some people on this board are so paranoid.
11:21It's ridiculous.
11:22She just needs to focus on herself and start worrying about everyone else.
11:25I feel like Alicia's just trying to prove herself in this position by pointing me out to say that I'm
11:30not doing a good job, to make herself look better.
11:33It's so f***ing annoying.
11:35She's the most toxic person I've ever met in my life.
11:45Interior, interior, Daisy.
11:47Before we get off the boat, I really want to finish cabins.
11:49Copy.
11:53Last ones.
11:55Oh, yoy, yoy, yoy, yoy.
11:56Oh, nice.
11:57Now I've got spare lashes for the weekend.
12:01We're done now, aren't we?
12:03All good.
12:03All good.
12:05How are you?
12:06Good, how are you?
12:06Good.
12:07You surprised?
12:08Yep.
12:09Yeah?
12:09Yeah.
12:13That's the lady I was looking for.
12:16Tomorrow, would you like to go for a drink or something like that?
12:19Yeah, I'd love that.
12:20Would you like that?
12:20Yeah, perfect.
12:21Sounds good?
12:22Yeah, thank you.
12:26I only just this year decided to start getting back into dating after three years.
12:30So it's scary.
12:31My problem is I'm a lover boy.
12:32I just wear my heart on my sleeve.
12:34My last relationship, I think I saw into it a lot deeper more than she did.
12:39And I just kind of ended up getting hurt from it.
12:41Fingers crossed that doesn't happen again now.
12:43Did I just go on tape?
12:45I think you're going on tape, girl.
12:46I've just been going on tape, man.
12:48I'm excited.
12:49We're wearing this.
12:50Get me off the post.
12:52Damn, you look beautiful, girl.
12:54Great to roll, ladies and gentlemen.
12:56You've got a big night of the night with Ellie.
12:57No, I had a chat with it last night.
12:59So how he fancied Doosie instead of the ****.
13:03So, uh, you're laying there then?
13:05Yeah.
13:06You know how we do.
13:07The Megan-Eddie crew.
13:09**** it, man.
13:11I mean, I've been waiting forever for this Joao and Ellie thing to end.
13:15Now it's finally over.
13:16So I'm thinking in my head, like, I can finally make some moves with Ellie.
13:19Mike is back out of retirement.
13:22We're not messing about.
13:23Leave your problems and your dignity on Katina.
13:26Mikey, you're with me, baby.
13:28But till you're driving.
13:29There's Joao looking sexy.
13:33Honking your honey.
13:35I'm honking.
13:38**** it up.
13:39You're going to roll it.
13:40They're catching us.
13:50All right, guys, here we are.
13:54Honey, I'm home.
13:57This is amazing, eh?
13:59I just want to get to the girl.
14:01I need to get it ready.
14:02Vacation.
14:05There's no mirror?
14:06Where are the mirrors?
14:07We've got booze for tears.
14:09Wings are good, aren't they?
14:10Beautiful.
14:11Ah!
14:12What?
14:14What?
14:15Have you ever been here, yeah?
14:16Yeah, just to keep it going.
14:17There you go.
14:24Gentlemen.
14:25You all right?
14:26How are you?
14:27And I apologise for how I support you, by the way, but I'll explain.
14:30Can I stop just one second there?
14:32All I saw was the way you were speaking to Daisy.
14:34Yeah, of course.
14:35And that...
14:35Yeah, yeah, of course, yeah, of course.
14:36Let's have respect for each other.
14:38No, no, of course.
14:38Speaking at you and Daisy.
14:42Oh, f*** off.
14:44Ah!
14:44All right, here we go.
14:46That was pathetic.
14:48Thank you for calling me.
14:49It was my pleasure.
14:50Please ask again.
14:59Here we go.
15:01Let me get the sausages on the...
15:02Yeah.
15:02All right, here we go.
15:11Margarita, half.
15:12If you finish that, I'll give you half of this, because...
15:14Okay.
15:15Oof.
15:15Okay, I'm giving it...
15:17My stupid little pea brain sits there and goes,
15:19What would it be like if I married Jenna?
15:23Was your noggin line at the right?
15:26My noggin, my sweat.
15:28You're a great guy.
15:30I don't want to take it too fast.
15:32I don't see where I'm scared.
15:35All right, hold on.
15:44I need a glass of red.
15:48All right, are you right?
15:50Right.
15:51But it's going on.
15:52All right, Ellie.
15:52What's going on with you and Joelle at the moment?
15:54Did you have a little chat last night?
15:55We did, yeah.
15:57What was it about?
15:58Basically, we just said that, you know, we're just having fun for the season.
16:02It's like four more chats to go.
16:03Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:04We like each other.
16:05Let's get to know each other.
16:06Oh, Joelle said you like to see it as well?
16:08Yeah.
16:08Oh, that's nice.
16:09What did Joelle say to you?
16:12Well, Joelle said to me he wasn't into Ellie.
16:14Really?
16:15Well, obviously, two hours ago you just joined.
16:18I had a chat with Joelle and Joelle was like,
16:18I've cut things off with Ellie and I'm like, all right.
16:24Am I being played?
16:25Am I being lied to?
16:27Because going off the conversation I had with Joelle last night,
16:31I'm thinking we're kind of in a good place.
16:33You know, it just makes no sense.
16:35I thought things are being cut off.
16:38Okay.
16:39Let's see the chat right now.
16:40I'm over here.
16:41I'm over here.
16:41I'm over here.
16:42Very nice team.
16:44I'm over here.
16:45So, I'm sorry to interrupt.
16:46Can we talk for a second?
16:47I'm sorry to interrupt this conversation.
16:48No, 100%.
16:49Can we talk for a second?
16:51Yes, yeah.
16:51The guys, they just told me now that today
16:53you told them you cut things off with me,
16:54you want something to do with me.
16:56Where's Mike?
16:56Eddie, come here.
16:58All right, ****.
17:01Yeah.
17:02Did you just say to me?
17:03Say exactly what you said.
17:03I said, look, maybe you need to have a chat
17:05because I'm not too sure where things stand.
17:07Right.
17:07That's what I said.
17:08Yes, okay, fine.
17:08And you said that Joelle told you today
17:10that he cut things off with me last night.
17:12Yeah, because that's what I heard.
17:13He's got a big night at the night with Ellie.
17:15No, I had a chat with him last night.
17:16Did he?
17:16He said that he's fancy-dizzy instead.
17:18Cut things off is not what I said.
17:20I said that we'd had a chat.
17:22Yeah.
17:22You said to me that you and Ellie weren't working out.
17:25Working out is not the right word.
17:26I didn't want an over-expectation.
17:29You said to me that I'm not into Ellie
17:30because I like Daisy.
17:31Oh, my God.
17:33This is awful.
17:34I'm going to go away.
17:35This is awful.
17:36I don't want to be a part of this.
17:38I never said cut things off.
17:40Well, if you think you're right, you're right.
17:41You're right.
17:42You see, this is the ****ing sarcasm.
17:44Mike doesn't know what I said to Ellie.
17:45It took so much effort to spare her feelings
17:49and to get us on a path of friendship.
17:52Mike has come in and ****ed that all up with one conversation
17:55because he's jealous.
17:56You all right, then?
17:57Have I done anything wrong here? Sorry.
17:59He's just being a dick in a wind-up.
18:01That's it.
18:02Are you all right?
18:03Apparently, he's in the daisy now.
18:05I'm sorry that you had to deal with that.
18:07Everyone has a whole ****ing gig for his birthday.
18:09You know what?
18:10We're going to use that for guests.
18:13All right?
18:13It's going to be so much better.
18:15All right?
18:15It's one dessert we don't have to do.
18:17Think about it.
18:19One dessert we don't have to do.
18:21It's the baby left.
18:22It's going to be perfect.
18:23It's such a good cheesecake as well.
18:25He doesn't even deserve it, right?
18:33Get in here.
18:39I'm going to go with my fireball from upstairs.
18:48Can I sit here?
18:49Sorry, thank you.
18:50Can we all just take two to five minutes to tidy the **** up here?
18:54Honestly, I've been packing up in bin bags the entire time.
18:57I put so many bottles in the ****ing bin bag.
19:00Nobody creams more than each other.
19:02Can we stop this ****ing tip or tap?
19:05There's some people on this board definitely working harder than others.
19:08I feel like you should sit down because you're definitely working the least out of everyone.
19:12I want to let you know that I recognize that you're working really hard.
19:15Thank God you're being genuine.
19:17I love that.
19:18Liz, yeah.
19:18I think a few people have had too much to drink.
19:20That's actually really out of order.
19:22Is it?
19:22Yeah, that is really upsetting.
19:24If somebody said that to me, I would be really upset.
19:26That's not okay.
19:28Is it?
19:28You're being mean.
19:29I'm not trying to be dramatic.
19:30He wants to ****ing bite me, bite me.
19:33And then the second I react, it's Alicia.
19:35How do we move forward from this?
19:37You need as a ****ing head of the department.
19:40I need.
19:40I ****ing need.
19:41I am done with this.
19:43Alicia, I have had this from him and I've had this from you.
19:45The two of you sort this **** out together.
19:47I am not doing this anymore.
19:49You have a problem with him.
19:51He has a problem with you.
19:52I am done with this.
19:54**** this ****.
19:55I am done.
20:06The two of you sort this **** out together.
20:09**** this ****.
20:10I am done.
20:15Does anyone know what's happened?
20:17Let's just like the previous.
20:19Those **** don't actually care what the **** the consequence is.
20:23It's my job to run a super yacht.
20:26Nowhere on my job description is to mediate two squabbling children.
20:31And if they don't rein it in, heads are going to roll.
20:33This is bull****.
20:35Daze, could you yell at me?
20:38Let's go.
20:44We need to bed after this.
20:46This is ****ing ****.
20:48Let's just see what the rest of the season brings.
20:50I'm looking forward to it.
20:51I just want to sleep.
20:54Fizzle.
20:55Hey, hey, hey.
20:56Where's my dick colourful rainbow?
20:59I don't know who the **** is.
21:01No, you don't get it.
21:07It was on my bed first.
21:09What do you mean?
21:11I'm going to get pissed off.
21:12I'm so dumb.
21:13I should never say a word.
21:18You on your bed?
21:22Bedtime, bedtime.
21:23Yeah, I'm crashing.
21:25You okay?
21:29I don't know what's wrong.
21:32I'm so stupid.
21:35Happy birthday, bro.
21:37She was like, oh, I once asked you to do it with Elena.
21:40I'm done with her.
21:42I was like, you're so ****ing mean.
21:43Like, what have I done for that?
21:45They never asked you for anything.
21:48They never asked you for a relationship.
21:50They never asked you for anything.
21:51We were both on the same page.
21:54I'm sorry.
21:55I'm sorry.
21:56I'm so ****ing you.
21:57Good boy.
21:57You're stupid.
21:59Right.
21:59Okay, nice.
22:08I have such a headache.
22:12Alcohol is not your friend.
22:16Especially vodka.
22:20Hey.
22:20Hi.
22:21I look like **** though.
22:22I look like ****.
22:23How are you doing?
22:24Good morning.
22:25Yeah, I know.
22:25I've been thinking about you, babe.
22:27Really?
22:27Yeah, a little bit.
22:29All good things I have.
22:31Of course.
22:33Do you have a good night?
22:34Morning.
22:39Today's going to be the day I ****ing lost my **** a few times.
22:42Oh, dear?
22:43Mike and Alicia both came up to me being like, what are you going to do about this?
22:48I ****ing went off.
22:50I was like, do not come to me and make this my problem.
22:53I was really upset about it.
22:54Don't engage in it.
22:55We're here to work.
22:56You're not able to do that?
22:57Find another job.
22:58Alicia and Mike are adults.
22:59They need to learn to work in these environments.
23:01And this is part of working on yours.
23:03If they cannot be mature enough to resolve their small squabbles and conflicts,
23:08well, maybe they have to go.
23:09It's just toxic.
23:10It's not fair to anyone else.
23:12I get to a point.
23:13If you don't want to get to where we're trying to go.
23:15Yeah.
23:15I'll make changes.
23:16Yeah.
23:17Thanks, Jason.
23:18Are you going to come on the catamaran with us?
23:20No, I'm not.
23:21You guys can have a go.
23:22You don't need Cappy around.
23:23I might just get on the e-foil and cruise around the island.
23:27Yeah.
23:27That'll be fun.
23:28It will be.
23:34I am in my ****ing element.
23:36I can't help with it.
23:37We're going to have a good time.
23:38Hello.
23:39Yeah.
23:41Cheers.
23:43Right, team.
23:44Let's go.
23:45Okay.
23:46Vamanos.
23:47Peppa what?
23:48Kevin Moran.
23:49Kevin Moran.
23:51Hey, brother.
23:52Should we take a peppa first?
23:53Don't move.
23:54Yeah, that's good.
23:55Yeah, yeah.
23:56Vamanos.
23:57You look like a sex icon.
23:59Yay!
24:02Is he Jason?
24:04Happy birthday.
24:06What did he say?
24:08Happy birthday.
24:10Legend.
24:13Are we putting sales up?
24:14Yeah.
24:15You look better.
24:18Take one of me and drive first.
24:21Hello, ladies.
24:22How are you feeling after yesterday?
24:23I feel okay.
24:24Yeah.
24:25He hasn't spoken to me.
24:26I'm a little bit curious about one thing though.
24:28Uh-huh.
24:28Do you mind me flirting?
24:30Do you like to have a little bit of flirting?
24:31Yeah.
24:31It's not an issue.
24:32It's not something that bothers me.
24:33So you're giving me permission to flirt with your birthday?
24:36So...
24:37So...
24:37I'm sure.
24:38Yeah.
24:40Why do you want to stir the pot with your boss?
24:42Could you see you and Ellie having a little bit of a romance together?
24:45Look at it.
24:46At the end of the day, we get on well.
24:48Energy's much.
24:49We've got similar interests.
24:51Me and Ellie could get up with a little bit of mischief.
24:54Who knows?
24:54But you are sexy.
24:55Oh.
24:58I literally don't even know what Mike's saying.
25:01You need to stop about the Mike thing.
25:03Concentrate on you and Ellie.
25:05You need to go on sweetheart.
25:06Yeah.
25:06You're right.
25:07Good to see you.
25:09What are you up to?
25:10You having a good day?
25:11Yeah.
25:11100%.
25:12I've been having a good day every single day since I got home.
25:15Since you met me?
25:16Wow.
25:16You're so funny.
25:17Oh, that's a great shot there.
25:19You're going to like it.
25:20Look at this, guys.
25:21So pretty.
25:24Okay.
25:24Tender.
25:25Girls, you ready?
25:26Thank you so much.
25:28All right, chaps.
25:29Beach butt.
25:30Beach butt.
25:31Beach butt.
25:32Let's go.
25:33Let's go.
25:33Let's go.
25:34Can we get rose and margaritas?
25:37You okay?
25:38I'm good.
25:39I'm good.
25:39How are you doing?
25:40Can I sit and cheer with me?
25:42Sure, I'll sit and cheer with you.
25:44I'm a lovely lady.
25:45That's such a nice bikini, aren't you?
25:48I want to see you in your home comfort clothes, like what you would wear at home.
25:52Oh, I look hideous.
25:53Yeah, but I want to see that.
25:55I like to dress up to where I'm going.
25:57Yeah, and you can.
25:58I just sit there with a little smile on my head and going, that will change.
26:01I don't think it will change.
26:02No, no, no.
26:03But the things that you think now will change as years go by.
26:07Oh, my God, I'm so excited.
26:10Oh, food's up.
26:12Do you want some food?
26:12Yeah, I would love food.
26:13Come on, then.
26:13Come.
26:15What does everybody want?
26:16Just normal margarita.
26:17Strawberry, please.
26:19I'll get the next round.
26:20My friends.
26:21I've missed you guys.
26:23I miss you too, babes.
26:24Can I sit here?
26:26Yeah.
26:26How are you and Eddie doing?
26:28Oh, whatever.
26:29Huh?
26:29I'm trying.
26:30What do you mean you're trying?
26:33Well, that's true.
26:35It's definitely not a person that I would normally be with.
26:38Yeah.
26:39You're not going to grow a mustache, are you, or anything?
26:43Like, they're not contagious.
26:44The mustache is contagious.
26:46Yeah.
26:46Any time you want to come to the master cabin, you know,
26:49I'll be there, like...
26:51I mean, I'm usually busy a bit, like...
26:53Oh, yeah?
26:53Doing your own thing?
26:54Oh, no, just watching TV and stuff like that.
26:57I expect nothing in return, either.
26:59Just maybe a couple of cheeky laughs here and there, you know?
27:06Just go over.
27:07You're making it so difficult to speak to her.
27:11I think you should go over.
27:12I think that is .
27:14I don't know if Chihuahua has feelings for me or not,
27:17but it does suck.
27:18Rejection does suck.
27:20She's embarrassed.
27:21She's hurt.
27:22And so I do feel sorry for Ellie.
27:24Ellie, here we chat.
27:26Oh, God.
27:28You okay?
27:31I want you to enjoy your birthday.
27:32I am.
27:33I just want us all to enjoy.
27:36Please talk.
27:37Please.
27:38The reason why I got so hurt yesterday
27:40and why I felt stupid
27:42is because I was planning a birthday surprise for you.
27:45I baked you a cake.
27:46I woke up two hours before work.
27:49I got up two hours early on my own time
27:51to bake you a birthday cake,
27:52your favorite cake that you mentioned.
27:54Like, make your day special, make you feel incredible.
27:56And then what I get is, like,
27:58he doesn't want anything to do with you.
27:59That's not.
28:00He said he cut things off with you.
28:01So that's what hurt me.
28:02I'm sorry.
28:03I never asked you for a relationship job.
28:05I never forced you to anything.
28:06That's why I spoke to you.
28:07That night, I feel like I don't want to complicate anything
28:12and I don't want that to ruin what we've got.
28:16Okay.
28:17Does that make sense?
28:18Am I...
28:19Uh, sort of.
28:20I'm upset about what Mike said.
28:23He used those words against me, alright?
28:25I have not said I have nothing to do with you.
28:28I promise.
28:29Okay.
28:30Okay.
28:30Thank you for saying that.
28:32So, how do I proceed with this?
28:35Have fun with me.
28:36Because I don't want to...
28:39And just be you.
28:41There's nothing more to it.
28:42I promise.
28:43Okay.
28:43I know I need to break it off with Eddie,
28:45but today is the only day we get off.
28:48I want everyone to have fun.
28:51So, for the time being,
28:53I'm going to tell Ellie what she wants to hear
28:54and I'll have to figure it out later.
28:57Oh, you do look good.
29:00Washing her from a distance.
29:01How does Joelle stand upright without her spine?
29:03I was going to throw her cake in the trash last night.
29:06I don't understand.
29:09Good times.
29:19This looks like you're also doing better.
29:21There's a bit of a misunderstanding.
29:23Oh, are you back on?
29:26We're just, you know, getting to know each other
29:28and we're going to spend some time together
29:29for the rest of the season
29:30and see how it goes from there.
29:32Yeah.
29:32Yeah.
29:33No pressure.
29:35Yeah.
29:36Do you think we should go to the boat together?
29:38Do you like boats?
29:39Okay, let's go.
29:42I want to swim back.
29:43Can we swim back?
29:45Ah!
29:45You're the best.
29:46Thank you so much.
29:54What do you say?
29:57Eddie asked me on a date.
29:58That's cute.
30:00Curse to .
30:01Hey.
30:03Hello.
30:03Do you want the goss?
30:05Yeah.
30:05Did I tell you that Eddie, he's going to date with Jenna?
30:09Time to get ready for my heartbeat.
30:11I am intrigued to see how it unfolds.
30:14Oh, me too.
30:16Not that I like gossip.
30:19Eddie!
30:20Eddie!
30:21Eddie!
30:23He's so cute.
30:25Look at you.
30:27You're lovely.
30:28Don't get pregnant.
30:30Be safe.
30:31Oh, come on.
30:32Have a beautiful evening.
30:34Thanks, Mikey.
30:37Oh, you're so sweet.
30:38Yeah, you like that.
30:40How nice is that for you, then?
30:42It's so cute.
30:43I love it.
30:44I like this.
30:45This is really cute.
30:46Oh, thank you.
30:47This old thing.
30:48This old thing.
30:50I'm going to get the binoculars.
30:54Daisy.
30:55Yeah?
30:58Good evening.
30:59Hello.
30:59Thank you very much.
31:01I love a good glass of wine, like with Dennis.
31:03I quite like Merlot.
31:04You fancy Merlot.
31:06Feels fine.
31:07They're holding her arms.
31:08A bit of romance is good.
31:10You there.
31:10What are you watching?
31:13He's looking at us.
31:16There isn't a thing I could sit there, someone say, what do you dislike about Jenna?
31:21I'm, I'm, there's no faults when it comes to Jenna whatsoever.
31:24Is that true?
31:25Yeah.
31:25There's that little bit of fun aside.
31:27The Jenna laugh is what I call it.
31:30Everybody used to call me Spongebob in school because I used to laugh like Spongebob.
31:36I was, I was just called highballs at school because my balls just didn't drop for ages.
31:44Good to know.
31:45They've dropped?
31:46Yes, they have.
31:47They have them?
31:48Yeah, I can assure you on that one, yeah.
31:49That's cute.
31:50Yes.
31:52Esteban me voy.
31:54No me puedo quedar en este bote de mentiras.
31:57So how's my little galley wall there?
31:59You good?
32:00Yeah, I'm great.
32:01I'm great.
32:02I had a conversation with Jao on the beach.
32:04It might have been misinterpreted.
32:06Maybe he didn't express himself well, but it's very good now.
32:09Pretty set, right?
32:10Yeah, so we can finish it.
32:11Cool.
32:12You want to do it?
32:12Yeah.
32:14Start with half of that.
32:15That's it.
32:16That's it.
32:16Do you want like a, like a swirl or?
32:18I wanted it kind of flat and I wanted to like write happy birthday on it.
32:22Yeah, um, icing will just kind of run down the peaks.
32:26And skip the happy birthday.
32:27All right, here you go.
32:28Looks really professional.
32:29Well done.
32:32Stick it back in the fridge.
32:33I love it.
32:35What would be like a fun date you'd like to do?
32:37Like, mini golf's a classic.
32:40Oh, mini golf.
32:41I'd take you to the zoo as well.
32:43I love the zoo.
32:44You like the zoo?
32:45Yeah.
32:46I like animals.
32:47Tiger's my favourite.
32:48If I had to choose between Ben and Eddie and the lifestyle I wish for my future to look
32:54like, Eddie wants the backpack, but I don't even own a backpack.
32:59I own clutches.
33:01Thank you very much.
33:04With Ben, it's like he's more refined and likes the finer things in life and I don't
33:10have to feel guilty for that.
33:12I genuinely have to see if I've got enough money from last night.
33:15But then again, my previous boyfriend was just like him and I have nothing to show for
33:20it.
33:21Eddie is the safe bet.
33:22How much have you got there?
33:23Give me that one and that's a nice tip there.
33:30Thank you, darling.
33:31Come on, then.
33:33I've had a lovely, lovely evening.
33:44Um, shoes off.
33:46Just realised that.
33:47Bad boy, Eddie.
33:48I might quickly pop in the shower.
33:50Go.
33:50Oh.
33:50Are you ready to be Christianeered?
33:52Yes, you know how it goes.
33:54What's up, Bob?
33:54Hey, dog.
33:55Yeah, you're good.
33:56Yeah, I like it.
33:56I like the jumper.
33:57I like these stripes.
33:58Thank you, man.
33:59Oh, yeah.
33:59How nice does she look, though?
34:01I love it.
34:02Look at that.
34:04Mikey?
34:05I kept it PG.
34:07Good.
34:09Cute.
34:11Oh, look at her.
34:14How was it?
34:15You know, he's such a gentleman and he's so cute, but it's like,
34:20nothing I would normally go for.
34:23What did you talk about?
34:24He did most of the talking.
34:25Really?
34:27Did you have a good day?
34:28I didn't know you guys went on a date.
34:30I'm so happy for you.
34:31That was lovely.
34:32It's just nice getting to have that stick.
34:38You good, dude?
34:39Yeah.
34:45Oh, dude.
34:47Do you drink or what?
34:48Are you going to be at base?
34:49Yeah, I'm all right for now.
34:51Oh, so you're going to be at base.
34:52I do need to chat earlier.
34:54She didn't get the message, did she?
34:55Yeah, just said the message wrong, I guess.
34:58I need there to be no grey areas.
35:00I need it to be black and white.
35:01Okay, so what are we up against?
35:02A kiss.
35:02That's it, right?
35:03Yeah.
35:04You kissed her.
35:05It's not that big a deal.
35:07She wants more, you know.
35:09I know.
35:09I know she does, yeah.
35:10You'll be fine.
35:21Code red.
35:25It's eerily quiet.
35:27Should we go outside?
35:27Yeah, I was literally about to say, do you want to go outside?
35:31Red in my mind, yeah, I'm going outside.
35:33You can lead the way.
35:34You just want to look at my ass when I walk up.
35:36It's the gentleman's benefit.
35:39Oh, yeah, it feels good.
35:41Cake time!
35:43Woking up and bruises all over my body.
35:45Oh, f***, I'm sorry.
35:46It's okay.
35:47But I look like a Dalmatian.
35:49It's all right.
35:49It's actually my favourite dog.
35:52It's your favourite bitch.
35:55Right, teacher, get to my cake stand.
35:58It's nice to be outside.
36:00I'll never do this.
36:01I'll never get out here.
36:02You can actually breathe in fresh air.
36:04Yeah.
36:05F***.
36:06Has Joelle said anything?
36:07About him and Al.
36:10Yeah, I know.
36:10I think he wants to put an end to it, to be honest.
36:12Okay, go there.
36:15That looks pretty nice.
36:16She's tenacious, apparently.
36:18I don't know how to get there.
36:20I think she's...
36:22She's with the cake.
36:25Oh!
36:26Hello.
36:27How did I get there?
36:28Uh, straight through the main salon.
36:30Okay.
36:32You hungry?
36:33Yeah.
36:33Let me grill that.
36:34Really?
36:35Yeah.
36:36Should we watch it from here?
36:38Do you want to?
36:39Jean, I need your help.
36:42Oh, thank you so much.
36:44Cake.
36:45Cake.
36:46I love it.
36:49It's my very first lemon meringue cheese cake.
36:52It looks delicious.
36:53I've been working on it for what feels like three days.
37:01Happy birthday!
37:03Thanks a lot.
37:04I appreciate it.
37:05Yeah.
37:05Right.
37:06How's your day been?
37:07Good.
37:08Let's see how this tastes.
37:10Told her she should save that cake for the guests, but she didn't listen to me.
37:16Okay.
37:17The moment of truth.
37:18Mm.
37:19Is it okay?
37:19Mm-hmm.
37:20Those bastards, they're eating my cake.
37:25Bloody good.
37:26Mm.
37:27How do you feel?
37:29Good?
37:30I feel good.
37:30Mm.
37:31Look at the body language.
37:32She's very open, but he's very closed off, see?
37:36He's got his arms and his knees and everything up.
37:39Everybody wants to tear us apart for whatever reason.
37:42It hasn't really even been coming from us.
37:46It's been coming from, like, all these other people.
37:48Yeah.
37:49But it's also, I've played into that as well.
37:51I'm not going to lie.
37:52I just want to be honest with you.
37:54The truth is, like, I am attracted to you.
37:57Mm-hmm.
37:57But I didn't mean to mislead you if that's how you felt.
38:01Oh, yeah.
38:01It was very misleading.
38:02That is how I felt.
38:03I thought we were sorting things out.
38:05I thought we were on a mutual ground where we can be friends.
38:21I thought we were on a mutual ground where we can be friends.
38:25I really regret not being more stern about what I said.
38:29I thought I was.
38:30Well, you weren't because the entire time you've been saying that you want to be respectful,
38:34you want to get to know me, you want to continue getting to know me.
38:37Yes, I do, yes.
38:37Continue getting to know you, yes.
38:38It doesn't mean to be with you.
38:40I apologize and I'm trying to fix what I've wronged.
38:43And I'd like to find a way for us to still be friends and move forward.
38:46Right.
38:49You explained your stance.
38:50Yeah.
38:51Thank you for that.
38:52We're moving on in a professional manner.
38:54Okay.
38:54We're co-workers.
38:55Yes.
38:55And that's it.
38:56I don't want a friendship.
38:57I don't want chit chats.
38:59I don't want hugs.
38:59I don't want anything.
39:00Okay.
39:01We're co-workers and that's it.
39:03By all means, enjoy the cake.
39:04I put in a lot of effort.
39:05And, uh, yeah.
39:07That's that.
39:24I don't want to hurt anyone.
39:26It's not fair.
39:28Can we, do you mind if we come down and have, like, talk to you?
39:32Yeah, all good.
39:33All right.
39:33Thanks, buddy.
39:34Got you, man.
39:36If you, if you're open about things right from the start, you're going to save a lot of
39:40hurt later on.
39:44Sorry.
39:45Such a stupid thing.
39:50Okay.
39:54I've got a curry.
39:56I know.
39:56Okay.
39:58There's a nice lemon meringue cheesecake if you guys want.
40:00Yeah, we came to play.
40:00I didn't know what kind of cake it was.
40:03I was just hoping to try it.
40:04Here we go.
40:06Okay.
40:06I have this, this, this, this.
40:11Oh, .
40:12Look at it.
40:13That's a nice cake, I'm going to tell you.
40:15It's like getting rewarded for being a .
40:18What's her mood like?
40:20Very much against me.
40:22Let's just check this out, shall we?
40:24I'll be the judge of that.
40:26Okay.
40:33It's promising.
40:34This is a good cake.
40:36How can you turn that away?
40:39Oh, right.
40:40I'm going to go inside.
40:42Enjoy this.
40:42You're not going to have another slice, mate?
40:44I've got my last bite.
40:46Happy birthday, Joelle.
40:48Thanks.
40:49Oh, that feels nice.
40:52I reckon that's Venus.
40:54Well, you and Kate, like, had a telescope and s***.
40:56I did physics.
40:57I did physics too.
40:58I love physics.
40:59Shut up.
41:00Yeah.
41:00But I was a bad student.
41:03That's weird.
41:03I was intelligent, but I was a bad student.
41:05Yeah.
41:06I was a bit like that too, yeah.
41:11Trying to get to know Eddie a little more today.
41:14Oh, yeah?
41:15Yeah.
41:16I just want to know what I'm up against.
41:19Mwah.
41:21Well then, what do you think of Eddie?
41:23What do you think of him?
41:24I believe he's moving too fast.
41:26That's what I thought.
41:28I haven't kissed him yet, but...
41:33I'm tired.
41:34I'll take the side dishes.
41:35Here we go.
41:41Have you re-adjourned?
41:44Yeah, 100%.
41:45I'd like that.
41:46It's all right.
41:47Good night.
41:48See you in the morning.
41:49Take care.
41:50Oh, my God.
41:52I fell out.
41:53I know.
41:53Oh, f***.
42:25Or did you like it?
42:26Hey.
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