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04:51So, we're not allowed to say lyrics either.
04:55All right.
04:56Oh, I feel wood.
04:58There you go.
05:00Are you ready to see the Godfather of Soul?
05:02I am.
05:03Here he is.
05:04Here we go.
05:05He goes, oh, I feel wood.
05:08Oh, I feel wood.
05:17Jesus Christ, this is going to be a low-scoring round.
05:21Andy.
05:22Yes.
05:23What soulful thing have you brought in?
05:24I brought a shoe.
05:25Ready to see it?
05:29Obviously, a shoe has a sole, but the soles of the shoes are Dover soles.
05:36There's a speaker in the lower of the two shoes.
05:40It's programmed to play only soul music, the likes of James Brown,
05:44Aretha Franklin, Bananarama.
05:46We'll imagine.
05:47We'll imagine it.
05:48Yeah.
05:48There's a picture of the sun in Spain, or soul, as it's also...
05:54I'm sorry.
05:55I've not finished yet, Greg.
05:58Also, harnessing the power of the occult as a wizard,
06:01I also fixed into the shoes the sole of your late great-great-great-uncle Brian.
06:10Do you know what, Andy?
06:11Yeah.
06:11I mean, it says something.
06:12It's the best yet.
06:14Who's next?
06:15Dabba.
06:15I brought in a Nigerian talking drum.
06:19You see, how they make this is quite mythical, right?
06:21What they do, once they build it, they put it in the streets of Lagos
06:25or whatever town in Nigeria, and what it does,
06:28they believe it absorbs the language of the people
06:31as they're in the streets talking.
06:34So, when you hit it, it sounds like the language being spoken.
06:38So, I tried this out.
06:39Tried it out.
06:39I live in Stevenage, and I...
06:42LAUGHTER
06:43That's the capital of soul.
06:46Yeah.
06:47I put it outside, I hit it, and it literally said,
06:50You prick.
06:51And so...
06:53LAUGHTER
06:53That's the most soulful thing in this whole line-up right now.
06:58The Nigerian talking drum, people.
06:59Thank you very much.
07:00APPLAUSE
07:05I hope the rest of you are ashamed of yourself.
07:08Right, let's score it and move on.
07:10What is the least soulful?
07:12What do you think?
07:13I think the saxophone there.
07:15Yeah, of course.
07:16One point.
07:17OK, I'll give Emma two points for daring to suggest there's any soul in a Furby.
07:23Jack, at least he chose the godfather of soul.
07:26But then he had him behead himself on television,
07:29so he could only have three points.
07:32Got it.
07:33Andy made an effort.
07:34Sure, it's a series of awful puns around the world.
07:37Soul, we know that.
07:38Sure, he's dressed as a wizard, for no reason.
07:41And he gets four points.
07:43And the only person who actually brought anything of any consequence in is Baba,
07:47so he gets five.
07:48These are my judgments.
07:49Right on, guys.
07:51APPLAUSE
07:54OK, task time.
07:55Shall we begin, Alex?
07:56Yes, Greg.
07:58Commence countdown.
08:01MUSIC PLAYS
08:01MUSIC PLAYS
08:17Oh, hey.
08:18Baba.
08:20Emma.
08:20You all right?
08:22This brings back some memories.
08:24Good ones?
08:25Done.
08:28Terrifying.
08:29Is that being operated manually, or is it a machine?
08:34It shouldn't be happening, actually.
08:35It's a warning system.
08:36Oh, right, OK.
08:37It's a warning system.
08:38Yeah.
08:38Yeah, OK.
08:40Not yet.
08:40OK, no, sorry.
08:44Five, four, three, two, one, zero.
08:52MUSIC PLAYS
09:03Oh, cheers, bro.
09:05It was meant to fire off.
09:06Oh, unlucky, bro.
09:09Put a rocket in your pocket.
09:12Fastest wins.
09:13Your time starts now.
09:15That's not a rocket.
09:16I'm so sorry.
09:17That's just a tube.
09:19Your time starts now.
09:21That's not a rocket, unfortunately.
09:22That's just a tube.
09:24I'm so sorry.
09:27But what are the asterisks?
09:31There's an asterisk, is there?
09:33There are two.
09:35What are the two stars mean?
09:36Yeah, they're both asterisks.
09:37OK.
09:42Double star, dot.
09:45Oh, I'll just ignore that, the font.
09:47Is this the rocket, this red bit?
09:48No, none of those bits are rockets.
09:50So where's the rocket?
09:52Yes.
09:53What do you mean, yes?
09:55Where is the rocket?
09:59Yes.
10:00No, no.
10:02Where?
10:04Yes.
10:10Baba, I might be suggesting here that you don't know what a rocket is.
10:14I know what a rocket is.
10:16I see, like, the space people, they do that.
10:19That's a rocket, right?
10:20Yeah, yeah.
10:20Oh, yeah.
10:21Sorry, I didn't realise you had a degree.
10:26Listen, Greg, we still, we've got to go outside after this, bro.
10:29Like, I mean...
10:30Oh, you're physically threatening me.
10:36I've got to say, it's the first person who's ever offered me out for a fight
10:39in all these series.
10:40And I've got to tell you, Baba, it was exhilarating.
10:44Woo!
10:48OK, let's crack on.
10:49First to wreck you for rockets, it is Baba.
10:53Is there a rocket here?
10:54That's the question.
10:57Listen, I've got two children, yeah?
10:59I've got time for this.
11:01Where's the rocket?
11:02Where's the rocket?
11:04We're not going to do this.
11:05We're not going to do this.
11:06Right.
11:18Let's go.
11:19Look.
11:20What?
11:20A rocket.
11:21That's not a rocket.
11:22That's like a telescope, thinking of a jig.
11:24Anything under here?
11:26Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
11:29Oh, that's half a rocket.
11:31What on to something?
11:33What's that?
11:34What's that?
11:36What's that?
11:38That's a full rocket.
11:42I've got a rocket in my pocket.
11:43Yes, you have.
11:44Blah!
11:46That was the rocket.
11:48It was in the...
11:50This is an orca.
11:51It was in the orca's mouth.
11:52It was in the orca's mouth.
11:53Let's say killer world, because that sounds gangster.
11:56It was in the killer world's mouth.
12:00LAUGHTER
12:02APPLAUSE
12:02APPLAUSE
12:04APPLAUSE
12:05The man knows exactly what a rocket is.
12:07He found it quickly, and he labelled the orcas
12:11the gangsters of the sea.
12:13LAUGHTER
12:14Absolute textbook.
12:15I told you I know what a rocket is, but...
12:17Yeah, I know.
12:18You didn't believe in me, but you've seen...
12:19I've learnt that now, and now I believe
12:21there's no need for it to come to blow.
12:24LAUGHTER
12:25Good.
12:25Who is next?
12:26Next up to hunt for rockets are my two favourite condiments.
12:30Zoltz and Pep...
12:30Zoltz and Emma.
12:31Zoltz and Pepper.
12:32Zoltz and Emma.
12:34LAUGHTER
12:35It looks like a rocket.
12:36That's not a rocket.
12:37No, well, it's not a rocket until it's fired.
12:39It's a potential rocket.
12:40Even then, that is not a rocket.
12:42I don't see why.
12:43Why can that not be a rocket?
12:44It hasn't got fins.
12:47I'm just thinking...
12:48Have you got any fizzy drinks?
12:50Can I make fins out of that?
12:53Right, that's better.
12:54Right, so did you just make yourself a rocket?
12:56I've made myself a rocket, but it didn't go in my pocket.
12:58Right, OK.
13:03Oh, shit.
13:07Right, are you saying you've made a rocket?
13:09Yeah.
13:10In that case, I'm going to have to give you that.
13:13If you draw, make or write your own rocket,
13:16that doesn't count as an actual rocket unless you are a rocket scientist.
13:19If you are not a rocket scientist,
13:21you must now put two rockets in your pockets.
13:25Are you a rocket scientist?
13:26No, I'm not.
13:26Right.
13:28I did languages.
13:30Took two rockets.
13:31Yes, please.
13:31Am I allowed out of the room?
13:32Absolutely.
13:33Oh, right, OK.
13:34Maybe I should have thought of that before.
13:37Two rockets in your pockets.
13:39One like that?
13:40No, that's not a rocket.
13:41That's a can of Coke with a sweet in.
13:43Fuck's sake.
13:44Oh, I'm so sorry.
13:45I'm going to have to give you this.
13:48If you swear at any point after drawing, making or writing your own rocket,
13:51you must now put three rockets in your pockets.
14:00I mean, is that a rocket?
14:02I don't think you'll fit that in your pocket, though.
14:09Was he on the rocket?
14:10You're saying that's a rocket?
14:11No, no.
14:12Oh, well, there is a rocket there.
14:14Well, there you go.
14:16You found a rocket?
14:16I found one.
14:17I need another rocket.
14:22No, no, no, no.
14:23We're going back inside.
14:25Is there anything in the sharks?
14:26Not a shark.
14:27There's a rocket in there.
14:30Walker?
14:33I've stopped the clock.
14:34Right, that took a long time.
14:37Have you looked in anything yet?
14:39Like, you mean in that?
14:40No.
14:42Well, if you want.
14:44I don't know what you want.
14:48Oh, like, in this pot.
14:52Oh!
14:53It's a tiny little rocket.
14:55Well, you'd better put it in your pocket, then.
14:57OK, now I'm on board with it.
14:58All right, fine.
15:00Any other little rockets about?
15:02Oh, my God, there's one in Charlotte Ritchie!
15:06Oh, yeah, there you go.
15:08Time's up.
15:09I've stopped the clock.
15:10Oh, you did the noise for me.
15:11Yeah, sorry.
15:11Oh, no.
15:20Classic case of him moving the goalposts as the task goes on.
15:24Incredibly irritating, I find it.
15:25Me?
15:26Yeah.
15:26Oh, sorry.
15:27Well, I'm at it.
15:28I also found it really irritating when you opened the plug and there was a rocket inside and you looked
15:32at the cameras and said,
15:37Andy, you were told repeatedly that the yellow tube in the lab was not a rocket.
15:40Yeah.
15:42Repeatedly.
15:42You know, if you fire something upwards, you've rocketed it.
15:47Have you not?
15:48I think you've rocketed it, but it doesn't become a rocket.
15:51Become a rocket.
15:51Your argument is if it gets fired, it's a rocket.
15:53Yeah.
15:53Well, you could do that to a chartered accountant.
15:55Yes.
15:58Er, Emma.
16:00Yeah.
16:01Now, I'm no rocket scientist.
16:03I'm.
16:03But putting a sweet inside a can of Coke, how in any rational mind can that be justified as a
16:11rocket?
16:12Well, yeah, it's shocking, isn't it?
16:14I mean, it was a totally stupid decision.
16:16And also, it didn't even fizz.
16:18It was just crap, wasn't it?
16:20Well, look, Bubba took 5 minutes 52.
16:22Andy, 18 minutes 10.
16:24Emma, 39 minutes.
16:27Wow.
16:27Oh, my God.
16:28Get in!
16:30All right, part one is over.
16:31It never really loved you anyway.
16:33Part one didn't even make an effort with your mum.
16:35It's finished.
16:36Let it go.
16:36Make a life with part two.
16:38It's a great cook and it's a tomcat in the bedroom.
16:40We'll see you in a bit.
16:42APPLAUSE
16:50Hello!
16:52Welcome to the start of part two.
16:54Please remind us what was happening before the break, my sad little otter.
16:59Well, they're all trying to find a rocket and put it in their pocket as fast as is bloody possible.
17:04Finally, it's Jack and Rosie.
17:07Can I go extra boring?
17:11You may.
17:14I mean, it would be...
17:15It's going to be staring at me, isn't it?
17:17That's the thing.
17:18Mm-hmm.
17:19I know what you mean.
17:20It's so annoying.
17:21Yeah, it is.
17:22OK.
17:23OK.
17:24Is it rocket salad?
17:36That's what I was looking for.
17:38It stinks.
17:40Done.
17:44I've stopped the clock.
17:46You've got rocket in your pocket.
17:48I've enjoyed that.
17:50Well done, me!
17:54Wow!
17:56OK.
17:57Great moment.
17:59Two grown adults.
18:02Genuinely thrilled that they've put salad in their pockets.
18:05Oh, come on.
18:06Should you try it sometime?
18:07It's good.
18:07Maybe you and I could hang out sometime.
18:09Yeah, I'd like that.
18:14Rosie, that, uh, well done me was genuine, wasn't it?
18:17Yeah.
18:20Honestly, that's the best thing I've ever done.
18:25The wizard has a point.
18:27I just, um, what was the wording of the task?
18:32It was, put a rocket and then a silent salad in your pocket.
18:35Right.
18:35It's like a piece of rocket or a bunch of rocket, isn't it?
18:38A rocket.
18:39Do you want me to take Rosie, Rosie's point off her?
18:43Yeah.
18:45Just look at Rosie, look at Rosie when you say it.
18:48Yeah, I do.
18:51Does the word A mean nothing these days?
18:54You are A prick today.
18:58That's perfectly fine.
19:00I'm not, I'm not some pricks, I'm A prick.
19:13Do you think I should disqualify the salad?
19:15What's the timing of theirs?
19:17Yeah, yeah, it is.
19:18You haven't yet said that.
19:19All right, let's get to that first.
19:22LAUGHTER
19:22Well, I can tell you Rosie put rocket in her pocket in 2 minutes 40.
19:27Yeah, let's take away the point.
19:30LAUGHTER
19:32Jack pocketed rocket in 1 minute 59.
19:35Wow.
19:36Wow.
19:37That's crazy.
19:38No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
19:41Yeah, it is.
19:42Everything he said, I'm going to back it.
19:45I've got news for you, I am going to allow rocket, and I want you to know this, I may
19:52not have allowed rocket if it wasn't for this wizard.
19:55LAUGHTER
19:56LAUGHTER
19:58Rocket stunts.
19:59In that case, it's one point to Emma, two to Andy, three to Bubba, four to Rosie, but five to
20:04Mr Jack Dean, the kick rocket.
20:06CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
20:09Is it scoreboard time?
20:10It is Bubba with your speedy rocket, you are in joint first place with Jack Dean on eight points.
20:16CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
20:22Please move on to the task.
20:24Oh, yes.
20:25Now, for some physical art.
20:38BUZZER
20:38Yo!
20:40What's going on?
20:41Hello, Bubba.
20:41Man like?
20:43You're on dry land.
20:44Dry land, yeah.
20:45Yeah.
20:46You've been at sea.
20:48That's a caravan, bro.
20:49It's a submaravan.
20:56Do I?
20:57You do.
21:01We create a famous 2D piece of art in 3D.
21:12Most creative recreation wins.
21:17Do I look like I go to art exhibitions?
21:19I'll go to an art exhibition, my guy.
21:22You have 20 minutes.
21:23Your time starts now.
21:26Right.
21:28Famous 2D piece of art in 3D.
21:31You understand it?
21:32Of course I understand it.
21:33What's the matter with you?
21:34What do you think I'm sick?
21:35You kept saying recreation.
21:36I said recreation instead of recreation, but, you know, I'm...
21:39They are the same spelling, aren't they?
21:45Well, I'm just excited to see these.
21:483D art.
21:49OK.
21:49Would you like to see a montage of them arting hard?
21:51I want to see a hard art montage.
21:54OK.
21:55Here you are.
21:56Oh, my God.
22:01Noisy?
22:01Really noisy.
22:03I hate bloody flowers.
22:05Don't give a flying toss about no damn flowers.
22:10It needs to go far corner.
22:12Far back as it goes, I think.
22:13Hold on.
22:14I'm sorry.
22:14I'm sorry.
22:18Oh, my God.
22:18Hi, Alex.
22:20Hi.
22:22Are you all right?
22:24Yeah, I'm all right.
22:25Shall I shit here?
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34:27No, no, no, no, no.
34:32Bien, yo.
34:44¡Gracias!
35:12...of romantic cheese.
35:13Right.
35:15So, can I just give you a quick...?
35:17There we go.
35:18Let's never speak of it again.
35:25What is Sue Perkins' favourite sport?
35:28Oh! I need a thick bucket...
35:30...now!
35:31A big bucket.
35:33Yeah.
35:35Call Sue Perkins.
35:36Hi, it's Sue here.
35:38Sorry I can't take your call.
35:39Come on, Sue!
35:41¿Qué? ¿Qué? Hockey. Hockey. Hockey. Hockey, hockey, hockey.
35:52Hello, everyone. OK. Hi, yeah.
35:54The answers. Have you all swapped sheets?
35:56No, sorry, we just got them all mixed up.
35:58Quick as you can, please.
36:02As long as you don't have your own.
36:04As long as we don't have our own sheets.
36:06Good try, though.
36:07The biggest rodent was, of course, please sit down.
36:11Kapubara, 1587.
36:13356 points, that would be a break of 70 points.
36:15Sue Perkins' favourite sport was, and still is, football.
36:19It's hockey.
36:21No, it's not, it's football.
36:22Sorry, I have to be very passionate about this.
36:25Yeah.
36:26Sue Perkins is my best friend.
36:29It's hockey.
36:30Well, I've got a hand before we give her a call in the break.
36:32Give her a call. I'm sorry, I don't want to be afraid about this.
36:34Can we call her now?
36:34Give her a call now.
36:36Yeah, please, let's call her now.
36:36Put it on the speaker, let's hear it.
36:38Hi, it's Sue here.
36:40Sorry, I can't take your call, but I'm at the underwater hockey.
36:45Which is a shame, because I actually really love football.
36:52Underwater football.
36:53Have you just caught up the scores?
36:56The sporty foodie flag, guys.
36:59Zero in round one.
37:01Right.
37:02And then three in round two.
37:06Three, really?
37:07Didn't quite get there.
37:10And round two.
37:12Well, we got three, we thought we had got more.
37:15Well, rugby ball's right, isn't it?
37:16Yeah, that is.
37:17Well, misspelling.
37:18It's misspelling.
37:19Well, they've misspelled the word misspelling.
37:21Well done, guys.
37:23All right, round three will start in one minute.
37:53APPLAUSE
37:54There's more to come, right?
37:55They're only halfway through.
37:56They've both pretty much neck and neck.
37:57I've caught them a few times, but there is a second half to come.
37:59That's the end of part three.
38:01Come back for part four and see someone take home some soulful prizes.
38:04It'll be like watching your kid in a school play.
38:07Except shorter and fun, and you won't have to stave off boredom
38:10by imagining having an affair with a teacher.
38:13Just me?
38:16APPLAUSE
38:26Hello!
38:27Welcome back to the final part of the show
38:29where a pub quiz is taking place in the ship.
38:32On with the second half of the quiz,
38:33where the two teams have to win by cheating at least five times
38:37without being caught by old eagle-eyes Horne,
38:39the handsome quiz master.
38:40Here's how they get on.
38:43Round three, picture round.
38:45Question one, what is Alex Horne holding?
38:48Phones away, please.
38:49PHONE RINGS
38:50What country's flag has a green triangle on the left?
38:53I do have a cramp again.
38:57Please sit down.
38:58Don't be a bore, bro. Come on, ma'am.
39:00Question three, please sit down.
39:02Alex, I've got a delivery.
39:04A delivery?
39:05Just checking if the guy's at the front door.
39:07This is a pub.
39:08Right.
39:09Yeah!
39:10Yeah!
39:11Yeah, you're right.
39:16Yeah, I don't think anyone saw that.
39:18Oh!
39:20Oh!
39:21Oh!
39:22Oh!
39:23Oh, God!
39:23Oh, God!
39:24There's no one there.
39:25Oh, God!
39:25What animal features on Albania's flag?
39:29Right, we'll be back in two minutes with the answers.
39:31Thank you.
39:33Thank you.
39:38What?
39:38What are you going on?
39:46Yo!
39:47Yo!
39:48Yo!
39:48Oh!
39:49Oh!
39:51Oh!
39:55OK.
39:57Oh, this thing is inside.
40:01Hello, everyone.
40:02Hiya.
40:03Hiya!
40:04OK.
40:05The answers.
40:06And please swap papers.
40:08Round three, the picture round.
40:09OK, what was I holding?
40:10What was redacted there?
40:12A colander.
40:15How did you know that?
40:16It wasn't...
40:17It's just the expression.
40:19A colander.
40:20Oh, it was a colander.
40:21Yeah.
40:22I love quizzes.
40:25Thanks for coming, everyone.
40:26That is closing time now, so...
40:28Woo!
40:29Please get out.
40:29Thank you.
40:30Bye-bye.
40:30Bye-bye.
40:31Cheers, guys.
40:37First of all, I will tell you the scores in the quiz.
40:40Andy, Emma and Bubba got 22 out of 30.
40:43Jack and Rosie got 23 out of 30.
40:45Oh, God!
40:46Ah!
40:46But we subtract points for the amount of times I caught them cheating.
40:49I caught the team of three six times.
40:51I caught the team of two nine times.
40:54Which means the team of three win the quiz!
40:56Wow!
41:00CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
41:03It was close.
41:04I don't know how you want to distribute points.
41:05Five and four?
41:06There we go.
41:07So four is the team of two.
41:08Five for the team of three!
41:08Yay!
41:09Yay!
41:10Yay!
41:13Yay!
41:14Can we get the scores out?
41:15Yes, we can have a first look at the series scores, if you want, Greg.
41:18Ooh, yes, please.
41:19Mm.
41:19Well, it's sort of going like this.
41:21We've got Andy on 37, Bubba on 40, Emma on 42.
41:24Then we jump to Rosie on 46.
41:26Jack's on 53 at the moment.
41:29Woo!
41:31APPLAUSE
41:31OK.
41:33It's that time again.
41:34Please head to the stage for the final task of the show!
41:55CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
41:57Who's going to read the task, Alex?
41:59I'd like Jack D to read the task, please, Greg.
42:01Oh, Jack, would you read it?
42:02Yeah, OK.
42:05Russell Russell, Phil Phil, Mark Mark, Rob Rob and Pat Pat.
42:09When Alex blows his whistle, you must all immediately either say one word to the person next to you or
42:15perform one action.
42:17The people may only say yes or no.
42:20If you perform the wrong action, you are disqualified.
42:23You will then meet a new person.
42:25First person to perform all the right actions to all the right people wins.
42:30Yes, so you're sitting next to somebody who's either called Mark, Pat, Russell, Rob or Phil.
42:35So, if you think they're called Mark, you put a mark on their clipboard.
42:38If you think they're called Pat, you pat them on the head.
42:40If you think they're called Russell, you Russell them.
42:42You know what I mean?
42:44If you think they're called Rob, you steal one of their pencils.
42:46If you think they're called Phil, you put your stuffing down their top.
42:50If you find out that you're sat next to, for example, Mark,
42:53you have to wait till the next time you meet Mark to mark Mark.
42:57If you correctly fill Phil or Mark Mark or Rob Rob or Russell Russell,
43:00you will get a little sticker on your arm.
43:02The first person to get all five of them wins five points.
43:05No one gets any other points.
43:07If you do the action wrong, you're out of the game.
43:10OK, once we get going, it's less complicated.
43:14Let's go.
43:14Rob.
43:16No.
43:16Phil.
43:17No.
43:18Russell.
43:18No.
43:19Mark.
43:19No.
43:20Pat.
43:21No.
43:22Move!
43:23We're off.
43:24Phil.
43:25No.
43:26Rob.
43:26Yes.
43:27Move!
43:28If you think you've got it right, you have to remember till next time.
43:31Mark.
43:32Yes.
43:32Pat.
43:33Yes.
43:34Not yet!
43:36Sit down!
43:38Move!
43:41Now move!
43:44It's not very often you'll see Alex genuinely annoyed, ladies.
43:48So, here we go.
43:49Wait, wait, what are they named again?
43:53It's worth trying to remember them.
43:54It's Mark, Pat, Russell, Robin, Phil.
43:58Yes.
44:00Move!
44:01Good.
44:07There has been a successful action.
44:10Move!
44:20Move!
44:20We have a disqualification.
44:21Bubba has got this person wrong.
44:23You must stand behind your chair.
44:24He is disqualified.
44:25Oh, Bubba.
44:25At this rate, I don't care.
44:28Move!
44:30OK.
44:32Oh, shit!
44:36That's definitely not his name.
44:41OK, we've got some more action.
44:42This is good.
44:43Move.
44:48We have more action.
44:50Move, please.
44:50Move.
44:51We have more action.
44:53We have action over there.
45:01We have a disqualification.
45:03Jack D is gone.
45:04Jack's gone.
45:05Only three left in the game.
45:07Ray, you're going to kill me.
45:14Mark.
45:15Phil.
45:17Yay!
45:19Go!
45:20OK.
45:22And just so you know, thank you, Emma.
45:24Emma has one sticker.
45:25Thank you.
45:25The wizard has one sticker.
45:26Rosie has two stickers.
45:29She's got two.
45:30I know.
45:31She's playing you, Emma.
45:32She knows exactly what she's doing.
45:35Here we go.
45:37Move, move, move.
45:40Some action going on.
45:43The wizard has another sticker.
45:45And move.
45:47We have more action here.
45:48The wizard has three stickers.
45:54Four stickers.
45:59He could be approaching the endgame.
46:04We have four stickers!
46:09We will add those scores.
46:11The final score, come down and join me.
46:13Yay!
46:20What.
46:21A.
46:21Rush.
46:23All right.
46:24Well, as you saw, there was only five points to one person there,
46:27and that person was Mr Andy Zaltzman.
46:28The wizard had his revenge.
46:32It means the final table today looks like this.
46:37He's only gone and done it.
46:38The winner with 21 points is Andy Zaltzman!
46:43Andy Zaltzman wins!
46:46Please go up and celebrate with your soulful prizes!
46:50CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
47:10Gracias.
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