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00:16I
00:16Know you
00:31I
00:35A bluebell of light entertainment popping up in a forest of Married at First Sight Australia horse dung
00:43Let us begin the next round of the competition and meet our mighty competitors once more, please welcome
01:09Sidney
01:10You drunkenly confided in me that whenever the presenter Fiona Bruce comes on the television
01:14He can't help but rub himself against the arm of his
01:26So
01:28Money-making plan for me and you yes, I've been watching a lot of motor racing and they look cool
01:33Don't they the guys the motor racing guys, you know why they look cool?
01:36Because they've got they've got adverts all over their clothing, so I'm releasing little areas of my of my coat
01:4315 pounds 15 pounds advertised there on the back
01:4820 pounds
01:50Yeah, yeah
01:51It works people have already taken out advertising power milk and outdoor crisps have bought in
01:59That's my idea great. Are you in I'm not in no
02:03Let's start the show
02:09The prize category this week is the thing that most makes Greg scratch his chin
02:17Yes, what a strong chin it is to be scratched by such a mighty bare paw on the end of
02:24such a funny hairless arm
02:27Legs are also hairless
02:30Corby
02:32Five points for the thing that causes the most chin scratching and then five fairly useless prizes for the winner
02:37of the episode
02:38Take it away Greg who is first today?
02:41Bubba. Oh, no
02:43Why are you saying that?
02:44I really tried to get something to make you scratch your chin, but in a way which which you're like
02:49confused
02:50So that's why I chose a paper plate
02:54Yes, you did here is Bubba's paper plate
03:00You're gonna explain the paper plate. No
03:12Very good good Andy. I've got you some some aftershave
03:21It's made out of mosquitoes is it it's made out of mosquito bite so it's actually the saliva of the
03:26mosquito that that creates the allergic reaction
03:29So I'm gonna get a lovely old big chin with that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Have a look at the other
03:32side. Look who uses it
03:40The absolute highlight for me is now I scratch my chin like a real man
03:47Hello, I brought in a book and it's called the the Colin Phillips book of information
03:53Okay, take a take a look at the book. Okay, it's a genuine book from Jack
04:05Do you know why the screwdriver is in there to try and escape from prison? No, no, no, no
04:10No, see metaphorically. You're already scratching your chin even though you haven't done it dramatically
04:14No, because you you're puzzled now, but in the introduction. He explains how he is
04:20very loosely related to the man who developed the Phillips head screwdriver and that was a promotional version of the
04:26book which he thought would launch it
04:37So I brought in fake chin acne
04:43They look like you've knocked into a tray of canopies
04:50Yeah
04:50Spots on your chin yeah back in the 80s and what would you do to kind of get rid of
04:55them?
04:55I used to love squeezing spots. Yeah. Yeah, go on. What did it like? It's on my nose
04:59I'll probably give it up even if it was on my chin. I'd probably give it that
05:05Squeeze
05:09Rosie
05:09Hello
05:10Hello there
05:11I have brought a genuine question for you
05:19Okay
05:19And I really want you to think about it so I made it into a scroll
05:30Yes, here we go. Lovely
05:32LAUGHTER
05:33Would you rather make sweet love to make...
05:39My body
05:44Or...
05:45With Alex's head
05:51Or...
05:53Alex's body
05:54With my head
05:55LAUGHTER
05:59APPLAUSE
06:01LAUGHTER
06:02LAUGHTER
06:03Wow
06:04No, it's going
06:05That was brilliant
06:07Answer me
06:08She said answer me
06:10She
06:10I want to know too
06:12You want to know me
06:13LAUGHTER
06:14OK
06:16I would make sweet love to Alex's body
06:20Ooh
06:20Hello
06:21Because...
06:22Because I think the humiliation that he will suffer for the rest of his life
06:26Yeah
06:27Will delight me
06:28Yeah
06:29And I quite enjoy chatting to you
06:32Whereas I...
06:34Despise him
06:35LAUGHTER
06:37OK
06:38Let's give some points there
06:39We all know who
06:41Pimples get one
06:42One to you, Emma
06:43OK
06:43Absolutely rubbish
06:45Barbara and Jack take three
06:47Joint third
06:47Got it
06:48I'll tell you, because it doesn't exist
06:49But it's very imaginative
06:50You get four points
06:52This...
06:53Dilemma is awful
06:54Five points for OCOs, four points for Andy Zaltzman
06:56There we go
06:57Well done, well done
07:02Task time
07:03Well, well, well
07:04Yes, it's time for a task, sure
07:05But also time for an eye test
07:09Oh
07:23Oh
07:25What's this?
07:27LAUGHTER
07:29And that's the first time the helmet's come into use
07:31Yep
07:33Oh, yeah
07:34I know what this is
07:35It's...
07:38That's to wedge your head into
07:41Oh, I like this
07:44It's comfy, isn't it?
07:46Can I have it?
07:49No
07:49Please
07:50No
07:51But
07:53No
07:56Ah
07:59Put on the special glasses
08:02Fastest wins
08:04Yeah
08:08No, they're not glasses
08:10No, they're not glasses
08:10I hate opticians
08:11Because you can never tell if the eye chart is actually in focus
08:16Or whether it's just a big scam
08:19APPLAUSE
08:25Rosie's immediate reaction is, I love this chair and I want to take it home
08:30And Jack posits the theory that all opticians are part of an international scam
08:36It could be
08:37It could be
08:39It could be
08:39It could be
08:51The other
08:51T-I-R-T-R-T-R-T-R-T-R-T-R-T-W-O-L-E-P-E
08:55-C-E-D-S-E-T-H
08:57Pardon?
08:57I don't understand it either
08:59Oh, che-
08:59Oh, cheesed
09:02I'm not able to work with that
09:05Oh, cheesed
09:07Where are these special glasses?
09:10Cheesed
09:10Oh, that was bad with me, sorry
09:26Oh, for goodness sake, I don't want to open any more.
09:32I was really hoping that was going to be like a sort of Temple of Doom moment where, you know,
09:37or something, but it's not done anything there.
09:41No, different budgets.
09:43I don't know how to speak, what's this, French?
09:45I can't speak French.
09:48Cheese, there's the cheese...
09:51I'm actually against the clock.
09:52There's a cheese dome, and I'm just going to look in there very quick.
10:05Yeah, brilliant.
10:05All right, well, that took a minute.
10:07Vous devez regarder l'intérieur d'un socle.
10:17What's screwed, bro?
10:19Vous devez regarder l'intérieur d'un socle.
10:22Oh, my God.
10:23So I did French at uni.
10:25What did you get?
10:262-1.
10:27Tell you what you get if you get a first.
10:30The vocabulary of socle.
10:32I don't know what that means.
10:38You must look in the inside of a socle.
10:41That is such an incredible shame.
10:44Sucked.
10:46I'm about to call Eddie Caddy.
10:48He's Congolese, but they speak French.
10:50I might just have to quickly use word reference.
10:52Can you hear me?
10:54Try and translate this for me, please.
10:58Vos devez a...
11:00Ah, man.
11:01What?
11:01Don't do that.
11:03Bro, I don't know French!
11:05I've consented to the cookies.
11:07You haven't allowed all the cookies.
11:08I'm under a lot of stress.
11:09I've allowed them all.
11:10Oh, my God.
11:11All right, I've sent it to you, bro.
11:15What's going on?
11:16One second, one second, one second.
11:18Yeah?
11:18Basically, you should look at the inside of the base.
11:20The inside of the base?
11:22Base?
11:24Yeah, pedestal, pedestal.
11:28Imagine.
11:30This is insane.
11:33Bang!
11:42You increasingly make really strange noises.
11:45I know.
11:46Have we got a couple of the noises that came out during that attempt?
11:49I always isolate the noises. Here they are.
11:51Mm!
11:53Oh!
11:54Pah!
11:56Pah!
11:57Pah!
11:58Pah!
12:01But we knew what she meant.
12:03I know what she means.
12:04Do you know what I mean?
12:04Yeah!
12:05I'm going to start using pah!
12:07But the point is, they both found the special glasses.
12:10Yes.
12:10They did.
12:11Who shall we see next?
12:12Andy and Rosie?
12:13Yes, I think so, Alex.
12:13Great job on all the admin, etc.
12:15Here we go!
12:17LAUGHTER
12:17It feels like there should be a clue in there somewhere.
12:21No, it's some strange tongue.
12:22Hmm.
12:24I think there's special glasses.
12:29Is this enough?
12:31Oh, that's not very special.
12:32Oh, sorry.
12:33Right.
12:34OK.
12:36So, that feels like it might come off.
12:39Right.
12:41I don't understand.
12:45I don't understand.
12:45Special glasses.
12:47The special glasses.
12:48I feel like I'm missing one of your clues again.
12:53Why was that here?
12:56Is there anything behind it?
12:58It's nothing.
12:58That comes off.
13:00And you know I'm strong.
13:04So, if I break this, that's on you.
13:09I'm missing something here, Alex.
13:10Glasses.
13:11OK.
13:11Yeah, other than the glasses.
13:14Right.
13:18Come on!
13:24OK.
13:25I mean, that was kind of obvious, wasn't it?
13:27Are you special?
13:28I don't know, depends your attitude to flamingos.
13:30I mean, that was right there.
13:32I mean, that was right there.
13:32I mean, I could have got that within seconds.
13:34Yeah, baby!
13:38Oh, no!
13:47I just think that two grown adults being told to look for some magic glasses,
13:52and it being both their instincts to go,
13:55are these the magic glasses?
13:57sort of smacks of some sort of unravelling.
14:02Andy looked at the optician's board for quite a while,
14:05but he was just reading it forwards over and over again.
14:07Ironically, I'm Jewish, and the Hebrew text is written right to left,
14:11but equally, unfortunately, I'm a very, very lapsed Jew.
14:16I didn't seem to read right to left.
14:18How did they do?
14:19Give me some scores.
14:20Both of them were quicker than...
14:22In French...
14:23L...
14:24Le...
14:25Le...
14:26Zoltzman?
14:27Oui, ah.
14:28Zoltzman...
14:29A...
14:29Jones.
14:30Oui.
14:32V...
14:33Vite...
14:33Plus vite...
14:34Que...
14:35Les autres.
14:36Oh!
14:37Oui!
14:38Part one is complete.
14:41Here's the fucking adverts.
14:46APPLAUSE
14:58Hello!
14:59Welcome back to the show.
15:00It's part two, and our cast have been busy looking for some special glasses.
15:04So busy, Greg.
15:05I mean, so busy.
15:08We've had four successes so far, and the answer is right under their noses.
15:12Talking of noses, finally, here's a man with a really lovely one.
15:16It's Jack Dee.
15:20Is there anything that's not...
15:24I need to look round the house, I think, if it's not these ones.
15:28Unless they've been hidden in here, that would be...
15:31You went...
15:33I didn't mean to...
15:34I didn't mean to do that.
15:35Oh, OK.
15:35But I did do that.
15:36Yeah.
15:48Um...
15:49LAUGHTER
15:49And this is special.
15:53I'm slightly surprised.
15:55Why?
15:55But I don't think I can deny that those are special glasses.
15:57I think... Thank you.
15:59APPLAUSE
16:01Oh, come on.
16:03It's quite exciting when you put your hand near the special glasses,
16:06and then you just wandered off and came back in with any old glasses.
16:10LAUGHTER
16:10It's just a shame we didn't nail what special glasses were.
16:13It wasn't defined.
16:14What was the task?
16:16Well, it was to put on the special glasses.
16:18And isn't the elephant in the room here that they're goggles?
16:22LAUGHTER
16:23Shall I tell you the times?
16:25Tell me the times.
16:26Well, Bubba was the slowest in 13.20.
16:28Emma, 9.40.
16:29Rosie and Andy, only 30 seconds between them.
16:32Rosie, 5 minutes 24.
16:34Andy, 4 minutes 53.
16:35Oh!
16:36Jack, the quickest, 4 minutes 23.
16:38Well then, come on.
16:40But he must be punished.
16:41LAUGHTER
16:43He must be punished for not finding the special glasses.
16:46We're giving him a sympathy point,
16:48so the winner is Andy Zaltzman on this occasion.
16:50OK, so it's one to Jack,
16:51two to Bubba,
16:52three to Emma,
16:53four to Rosie,
16:54five to Andy Zaltzman.
16:55CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
16:58In this episode, two leaders at the top.
17:01It's Andy and Rosie on nine points.
17:03CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
17:09Next?
17:10Well, this one really is a great big barrel of laughs.
17:13MUSIC PLAYS
17:37Hello, Rosie.
17:38Oh, yeah!
17:41Hello.
17:42Hello.
17:42Hello, Emma.
17:43Hi.
17:44Couple of questions for you before we start.
17:46OK.
17:46How far do you think you've just walked?
17:48That's probably 40 metres.
17:50Yeah, 40 yards, 40 metres.
17:5250 yards.
17:53A few yards.
17:5625 metres.
18:0043...
18:01..yards.
18:02Briefly, how are you and yourself?
18:04Well, good.
18:05I'm great, bro.
18:06Yeah, I have my good days, I have my bad days.
18:09Six?
18:10Six?
18:11Yeah.
18:12Did you sleep well last night?
18:13Um...
18:14Eight.
18:15Ten hours?
18:16No, I have a four-month-old.
18:18I wore socks.
18:20Middle of the night I had to take them off,
18:21so that disrupted it a tiny bit.
18:23Knowing I was coming to a theme park,
18:25I had a precautionary crap.
18:28LAUGHTER
18:29Did you have any peculiar dreams?
18:31I mean, he's running the 100-metre final on a...
18:33whilst riding a pig.
18:34Is that peculiar?
18:36Can't remember my dreams, man.
18:37I don't dream.
18:39Er...
18:40Yeah.
18:40I think some admin stuff.
18:43LAUGHTER
18:43OK, so should you lay open?
18:45Yes, you should now.
18:47All right.
18:47Be at the highest number barrel when Alex blows his whistle again.
18:53You're at number one currently.
18:54Number two is to your right.
18:56Oh, right.
18:57OK.
18:58You may only move to the next barrel
19:00when you have completed the challenge at the previous barrel.
19:04If you fail a barrel challenge twice in a row,
19:08you must move back to the first barrel.
19:10I'm going to fail this, bro.
19:12If you are at an even number barrel at the end of the barrel task,
19:14you are disqualified.
19:15That seems harsh, Alex.
19:17Erm, you have as long as it took you to walk to this barrel
19:20and read up to this line.
19:22Three minutes and four seconds.
19:24OK.
19:24I went really quick.
19:26You ran, yes, yes.
19:27You've got two and a half minutes.
19:29You've got four minutes and ten seconds to play with here.
19:31I wish my dream had been longer,
19:32I could have told you more about it.
19:34That's two minutes and forty-two you've got.
19:36I didn't know that, though.
19:37You guys didn't tell me,
19:38yo, slow down.
19:39You've got six minutes and eight seconds.
19:42This is where the policy comes in handy.
19:48Yes!
19:50Your time started when you said the word barrel for the ninth time.
19:55We're off.
20:00You've never dreamed?
20:02I never dreamed because I'm already living the dream.
20:09LAUGHTER
20:11Emma, you dream about admin and you had to take your socks off
20:16in the middle of the night.
20:17Erm...
20:18When...
20:20Women...
20:21OK.
20:23Women are much likelier to orgasm if their feet are kept warm.
20:29What?
20:30LAUGHTER
20:31This is new territory.
20:33I know.
20:34People don't talk to me.
20:35I don't know what the hell's going on.
20:38I don't need to go into it, do I?
20:40So, I'm sorry.
20:40You're serious?
20:41Women are more likely to orgasm if they're wearing socks?
20:44No.
20:45If their feet are cold, they're less likely to orgasm.
20:50And you took them off.
20:52Well...
20:57OK.
20:58Let's see some stuff.
21:00Right, I'm going to double barrel to begin with.
21:02It's Bubba and Rosie.
21:04Throw an odd number with this dice.
21:11Come on.
21:16Number five.
21:17Yes!
21:19Answer Alex's question correctly.
21:22True or false, Bubba?
21:23True or false?
21:23Humans have the same number of neck bones as giraffes.
21:26False.
21:27False.
21:28It's true.
21:28True or false?
21:30All the electricity powering the internet weighs the same as a school bus.
21:33False.
21:34Correct.
21:35You can move on.
21:36True.
21:37It's false.
21:37Back to the dice, please.
21:38Oh, God!
21:42Three.
21:43You can move on.
21:45Pick any single red playing card.
21:47I'll pick the first one.
21:48OK?
21:49Correct.
21:49Wow!
21:50Come on!
21:50Let's go!
21:51One in every 15 people has a third nipple.
21:54True.
21:54False.
21:55True or false?
21:56Wayne Rooney's middle name is Paul.
21:58False.
21:58It is false.
21:59It's Mark.
21:59Yes!
22:01There's that one.
22:02OK.
22:05There we go.
22:06Oh, shit!
22:08Predict which hand Alex's whistle is in.
22:11Your right hand.
22:13Give one more go.
22:16Your left hand.
22:17Correct.
22:17Come on, let's go.
22:18Select an even-numbered bingo ball.
22:21OK.
22:22Yeah?
22:23Maybe a bit slower.
22:25Bro, you're wasting my time.
22:27There's one.
22:27What number is it?
22:2855.
22:29Right.
22:29Try again.
22:3229.
22:33Try back to barrel number one.
22:34Oh, what?
22:35You've got one minute and one second left.
22:37Oh, man.
22:39Five.
22:40Boom.
22:41One.
22:42Let's go.
22:42One in every 15 people has a third nipple.
22:45That's false.
22:45Correct.
22:46Come on.
22:46True or false.
22:47The high five was invented in 1977.
22:50False.
22:51True.
22:51True or false.
22:52True or false.
22:53True or false.
22:53The dialing code for Greece is plus 31.
22:56Glow-in-the-dolls are biologically immortal.
22:59True.
23:00False.
23:00No, it's true.
23:02True.
23:02False.
23:03True or false.
23:04Pineapples take two years to grow.
23:07True.
23:08Correct.
23:10I'll pick this one.
23:11Come on.
23:13That one.
23:14Correct.
23:14Come on.
23:1520 seconds left.
23:17That one.
23:18Yeah.
23:20Which hand is my whistling?
23:21That one.
23:22No.
23:23Which hand is my whistling?
23:24That one.
23:25Correct.
23:25Yes!
23:27Come out.
23:29This thing is rigged.
23:31That's your time up.
23:32You are on barrel number five.
23:34Come on, bro!
23:36You've got a minute and 30 seconds.
23:38Erm, yeah.
23:39I reckon I'm happy.
23:42Okay.
23:42I stopped there.
23:44Yeah.
23:45You got to barrel number five.
23:48More than halfway, I'm happy with that.
23:52APPLAUSE
23:56It was rigged.
23:58It was rigged.
23:59It was rigged.
24:03I was so shit at that.
24:07No.
24:07Don't talk yourself down.
24:08Just because you, a grown woman, think that lobsters can live forever.
24:13LAUGHTER
24:15But I want lobsters to live forever.
24:21Yeah, that's not how it works, Rosie.
24:23LAUGHTER
24:23They've both got the same score.
24:25Both got the same score.
24:26Five barrels.
24:27It seems like a reasonably strong start.
24:30Yes.
24:30Who's next?
24:31Well, she ran to the barrels and spoke very quickly, reducing the time she had quite dramatically.
24:35So, good luck to Emma Siddi.
24:38Ah!
24:39You've got two and a half minutes.
24:40BELL RINGS
24:42Throw an odd number with this dice.
24:44Cool.
24:44You've done it.
24:44Answer Alex's question correctly.
24:46Go on.
24:46Hello, Emma.
24:47True or false?
24:48Yeah.
24:48Humans have the same number of neck bones as giraffes.
24:50Er, false.
24:53True.
24:53BELL RINGS
24:54No, I can ask you a second one.
24:56True or false?
24:57All electricity powering the internet weighs the same as a school bus.
25:00True.
25:01It's false.
25:02It's the same as a plum.
25:03BELL RINGS
25:06BELL RINGS
25:07Hello, Emma.
25:08Yeah.
25:09True or false?
25:09One in every 15 people has a third nipple.
25:12False.
25:12It is false.
25:13BELL RINGS
25:14Pick a single red playing card.
25:16Oh.
25:16BELL RINGS
25:17OK.
25:19Predict which hand Alex's whistle is in.
25:21You're right!
25:22Well, I'm not...
25:22BELL RINGS
25:23You're right.
25:24Hello, Emma.
25:25Er, yes, it is.
25:26Select an Eden-numbered bingle book.
25:30BELL RINGS
25:31I can't...
25:32How do these work?
25:33No, just turn the handle.
25:3518.
25:36BELL RINGS
25:36Eat a chocolate-covered coffee bean.
25:41BELL RINGS
25:42Oh, I know which...
25:43That was coffee, that was coffee.
25:45Yes.
25:45It's also a head.
25:47BELL RINGS
25:48Oh, now you must go back to one.
25:49You did it twice wrong.
25:50How many...
25:51Where do I have to go?
25:52Back to the beginning.
25:53Go.
25:53Yep.
25:56Hello, Emma.
25:57Yep, quick.
25:57You've got 45 seconds.
25:59I don't care.
25:59True or false?
26:00Wayne Rooney's middle name is Paul.
26:02Er, true.
26:03No, it's Mark.
26:04I can ask you another one.
26:05Go.
26:06True or false?
26:06Yeah.
26:07The high five was invented in 1977.
26:10False.
26:10No, it's true.
26:11BELL RINGS
26:11That's not true.
26:19BELL RINGS
26:21There you go.
26:22Right, OK.
26:23Er...
26:24Right!
26:25Er...
26:25Right.
26:26No, not right.
26:27Where now?
26:27I'll do it again if you want.
26:28OK, right!
26:29No, it's still not right.
26:31Where now?
26:32Come on, you've got ten seconds.
26:35Go on!
26:36True or false?
26:36Lobsters are biologically immortal.
26:38True.
26:39No, it's false.
26:40They die.
26:41Australia is wider than the moon.
26:43You've got two seconds.
26:43True, true, true, true.
26:44It is true.
26:48I'm at three.
26:49Just.
26:50I am at three, though.
26:53OK.
26:56Fascinating.
26:57Good.
26:57Emma was patently shit at that task, but had the demeanour of someone who was excellent.
27:04LAUGHTER
27:05Thruette!
27:06And was speaking to you as if you were getting in the way of her genius.
27:09Yes.
27:10Come on!
27:10Yep, yep, yep!
27:12I think I was in a playful mood.
27:14Is that playful?
27:16LAUGHTER
27:17I would have sworn the socks were off up there.
27:20LAUGHTER
27:21That's the end of part two.
27:23Time for a break and a chance to look at that fitness watch that you've been wearing.
27:28Let me guess.
27:28Time to stand.
27:29Put the cheese puffs down.
27:31Your children need you.
27:33LAUGHTER
27:38APPLAUSE
27:41APPLAUSE
27:44Welcome back to Taskmaster, where our speedy comedians are in a theme park surrounded by barrels.
27:50Yes, Greg.
27:51At last, the fast cast were asked to do a cast task in a vast park.
27:55Two manly guys left to go.
27:57That's right, it's Jeff Capes and Monty Don.
27:59Not really, it's Jack T and Andy V.
28:03LAUGHTER
28:03Throw an odd number with this dice.
28:06One.
28:07Yeah.
28:08Welcome to barrel number two.
28:09True or false?
28:10Humans have the same number of neck bones as giraffes.
28:12True.
28:13Correct.
28:14It could be a stacked deck where they're all...
28:16That's black.
28:17OK.
28:19That's black again.
28:21Back to the beginning now, Jack.
28:22OK.
28:23Predict which hand my whistle is in.
28:25Left.
28:26This one?
28:26Yep.
28:27Correct.
28:28Correct.
28:28Yes.
28:29Yes, we move on.
28:3488.
28:35We move on.
28:39Ah, two.
28:40Oh, that's an even number.
28:42Oh, it is.
28:42Yeah, yeah.
28:43Eat a chocolate covered coffee bean.
28:49Yeah, that's coffee bean.
28:52First time, that was lucky.
28:54Do you promise, Jack?
28:57That was a lie.
28:58Toss a head, as in with the coin.
29:00Yes, please.
29:03It's head.
29:04Does that count as enough?
29:05Yes.
29:06Pull a lemon out from this box.
29:08Is there a lemon in the box?
29:09We'll find out.
29:13Congratulations, you have reached the ninth barrel.
29:14You've done very well.
29:15Good stuff.
29:15Stop the clock.
29:19Yeah, that was coffee.
29:20That sounded more coffee-y.
29:21Yeah.
29:22OK.
29:22You've got 20 seconds left.
29:24Toss a head.
29:26OK.
29:29I mean...
29:30You've got two seconds.
29:31Congratulations, you have reached the ninth barrel.
29:33You've done really well.
29:34Good stuff.
29:39I think Alex is extra sweet with Jack.
29:44No, no, I think he's a little bit nervous.
29:50I'm not sweet with Jack.
29:51Couldn't give a shit.
29:53You've changed.
29:57Yeah, so both of them did very well.
29:59I mean, looking at Jack, you wouldn't know he'd nailed the task,
30:01but congratulations, Jack.
30:03Why didn't you just kiss him?
30:07All five contestants ended on odd number barrels, so well done.
30:10Tick.
30:11Tick.
30:11Emma, you came last, though, so one point to you.
30:13Rosie and Bubba both managed to barrel five,
30:15so you come joint third with three points.
30:17Andy and Jack both got to barrel nine, so both get five points each.
30:19APPLAUSE
30:23Let's have another one.
30:25OK, this one involves just three simple requests.
30:33Tick.
30:36Tick.
30:38Tick.
30:39Tick.
30:40Tick.
30:41Tick.
30:41Tick.
30:41Tick.
30:41Yo, yo, yo.
30:43Tick.
30:45Tick.
30:45Tick.
30:46Tick.
30:47Hello.
30:49Tick.
30:49You weirdly don't look much different.
30:51What?
30:52What do you mean by that?
30:54Can I pretend that the desk?
30:58Of course you can.
31:01There's a task.
31:02Oh, yeah.
31:02Yeah.
31:02If it looks like it's floating, that's okay.
31:04It's floating.
31:05OK.
31:06Label a part of your body, make a surprising noise...
31:10And do something interesting with your legs.
31:13You have one minute.
31:15Your time starts now.
31:19I just greased my hands.
31:20There we go.
31:21Why did he grease your hands?
31:22Well, because my hands were dry.
31:24My head.
31:25Arm.
31:26My upper nose area.
31:30Oh, yeah.
31:31Gemma.
31:33And put that on the elbow, I think.
31:36What does it say?
31:38I saw the words of truth.
31:40Nexus.
31:42Surprising noise.
31:43Oh!
31:45Oh!
31:46Oh!
31:47Cry!
31:49Then do something interesting with your legs.
31:51Still got 40 seconds.
31:52Oh!
31:54So they're sort of perpendicular and crossed.
31:57OK.
31:57Yeah.
32:00Just doing something with my legs.
32:02Isn't that lovely?
32:02Yeah.
32:05Right.
32:15That's your time up, Rosie.
32:17Yeah.
32:18Still got ten seconds.
32:19Oh, shake at the end of it.
32:20Hang on.
32:23Really quite low.
32:24Mm.
32:25Oof!
32:27OK.
32:29So how does that work, then?
32:30Is that a sort of subjective judgment?
32:32Points-wise?
32:33Yeah.
32:35Well, it depends on what you do now.
32:37Oh.
32:38Do these three things again.
32:40And again.
32:41And again.
32:42In that same order.
32:44Oh, blood, man.
32:45What the hell?
32:46Most sequences completed within ten minutes.
32:49Ten minutes?
32:49Mm.
32:51Wins.
32:51Oh, my word.
32:54Well, I think we're probably both regretting what's just happened.
32:56Yep.
32:58APPLAUSE
33:03Who tricked them into doing something that will be difficult to replicate over and over again,
33:08particularly when it involves the nexus of truth?
33:13The nexus of truth.
33:14Yeah.
33:15The nexus of truth.
33:15It is now in urbandictionary.com.
33:17We've added it.
33:19Yes.
33:20It wasn't there before.
33:20It's nice to leave a legacy for future generations.
33:22That's lovely.
33:22OK, well, with a woof-meow and an oof, it's Andy and Rosie.
33:27Here we go.
33:27What is it, upper nose area?
33:29It's quite a long phrase, isn't it?
33:31I wish I'd chosen a shorter phrase.
33:32But, you know, a nickname's a nickname.
33:35All right.
33:37Er...
33:37Woof-meow!
33:38Oh!
33:39Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
33:42-ha-ha-ha!
33:45Lovely.
33:46Yeah.
33:46Right, come on, up you get, up you get, I haven't got time.
33:49It's going to have to be a good point.
33:50Sorry, Matt.
33:51This is not the way we wanted our careers to go.
33:55Oh, sorry, sorry.
33:58Again.
33:59Quick.
34:00Please.
34:05I've assumed no position.
34:09Yes.
34:12No.
34:17What's this on here?
34:19Not everywhere.
34:20OK.
34:21Hi, Rosie.
34:22Oh, better nose.
34:24Oh.
34:26I'll slide it down.
34:27Fuck.
34:33That's on.
34:34Oh, no.
34:37No, you're getting it all wrong.
34:40Ready for the noise.
34:40Wow.
34:45Yeah.
34:46I bet it on, like, a hundred.
34:50Yeah, if we round it up.
34:51Wow.
34:54Wow.
34:5418 seconds.
34:5518.
34:56One more.
35:18Oh, you have a liquid sprayer.
35:20Oh, you have a red mask on the economy.
35:20See you at the top of your head.
35:20Oh, yeah.
35:34He-
35:34measure from us.
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