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00:16I
00:16Know you
00:31I
00:35A bluebell of light entertainment popping up in a forest of Married at First Sight Australia horse dung
00:43Let us begin the next round of the competition and meet our mighty competitors once more, please welcome
01:09Sidney
01:10You drunkenly confided in me that whenever the presenter Fiona Bruce comes on the television
01:14He can't help but rub himself against the arm of his
01:26So
01:28Money-making plan for me and you yes, I've been watching a lot of motor racing and they look cool
01:33Don't they the guys the motor racing guys, you know why they look cool?
01:36Because they've got they've got adverts all over their clothing, so I'm releasing little areas of my of my coat
01:4315 pounds 15 pounds advertised there on the back
01:4820 pounds
01:50Yeah, yeah
01:51It works people have already taken out advertising power milk and outdoor crisps have bought in
01:59That's my idea great. Are you in I'm not in no
02:03Let's start the show
02:09The prize category this week is the thing that most makes Greg scratch his chin
02:17Yes, what a strong chin it is to be scratched by such a mighty bare paw on the end of
02:24such a funny hairless arm
02:27Legs are also hairless
02:30Corby
02:32Five points for the thing that causes the most chin scratching and then five fairly useless prizes for the winner
02:37of the episode
02:38Take it away Greg who is first today?
02:41Bubba. Oh, no
02:43Why are you saying that?
02:44I really tried to get something to make you scratch your chin, but in a way which which you're like
02:49confused
02:50So that's why I chose a paper plate
02:54Yes, you did here is Bubba's paper plate
03:00You're gonna explain the paper plate. No
03:12Very good good Andy. I've got you some some aftershave
03:21It's made out of mosquitoes is it it's made out of mosquito bite so it's actually the saliva of the
03:26mosquito that that creates the allergic reaction
03:29So I'm gonna get a lovely old big chin with that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Have a look at the other
03:32side. Look who uses it
03:40The absolute highlight for me is now I scratch my chin like a real man
03:47Hello, I brought in a book and it's called the the Colin Phillips book of information
03:53Okay, take a take a look at the book. Okay, it's a genuine book from Jack
04:05Do you know why the screwdriver is in there to try and escape from prison? No, no, no, no
04:10No, see metaphorically. You're already scratching your chin even though you haven't done it dramatically
04:14No, because you you're puzzled now, but in the introduction. He explains how he is
04:20very loosely related to the man who developed the Phillips head screwdriver and that was a promotional version of the
04:26book which he thought would launch it
04:37So I brought in fake chin acne
04:43They look like you've knocked into a tray of canopies
04:50Yeah
04:50Spots on your chin yeah back in the 80s and what would you do to kind of get rid of
04:55them?
04:55I used to love squeezing spots. Yeah. Yeah, go on. What did it like? It's on my nose
04:59I'll probably give it up even if it was on my chin. I'd probably give it that
05:05Squeeze
05:09Rosie
05:09Hello
05:10Hello there
05:11I have brought a genuine question for you
05:19Okay
05:19And I really want you to think about it so I made it into a scroll
05:30Yes, here we go. Lovely
05:32LAUGHTER
05:33Would you rather make sweet love to make...
05:39My body
05:44Or...
05:45With Alex's head
05:51Or...
05:53Alex's body
05:54With my head
05:55LAUGHTER
05:59APPLAUSE
06:01LAUGHTER
06:02LAUGHTER
06:03Wow
06:04No, it's going
06:05That was brilliant
06:07Answer me
06:08She said answer me
06:10She
06:10I want to know too
06:12You want to know me
06:13LAUGHTER
06:14OK
06:16I would make sweet love to Alex's body
06:20Ooh
06:20Hello
06:21Because...
06:22Because I think the humiliation that he will suffer for the rest of his life
06:26Yeah
06:27Will delight me
06:28Yeah
06:29And I quite enjoy chatting to you
06:32Whereas I...
06:34Despise him
06:35LAUGHTER
06:37OK
06:38Let's give some points there
06:39We all know who
06:41Pimples get one
06:42One to you, Emma
06:43OK
06:43Absolutely rubbish
06:45Barbara and Jack take three
06:47Joint third
06:47Got it
06:48I'll tell you, because it doesn't exist
06:49But it's very imaginative
06:50You get four points
06:52This...
06:53Dilemma is awful
06:54Five points for OCOs, four points for Andy Zaltzman
06:56There we go
06:57Well done, well done
07:02Task time
07:03Well, well, well
07:04Yes, it's time for a task, sure
07:05But also time for an eye test
07:09Oh
07:23Oh
07:25What's this?
07:27LAUGHTER
07:29And that's the first time the helmet's come into use
07:31Yep
07:33Oh, yeah
07:34I know what this is
07:35It's...
07:38That's to wedge your head into
07:41Oh, I like this
07:44It's comfy, isn't it?
07:46Can I have it?
07:49No
07:49Please
07:50No
07:51But
07:53No
07:56Ah
07:59Put on the special glasses
08:02Fastest wins
08:04Yeah
08:08No, they're not glasses
08:10No, they're not glasses
08:10I hate opticians
08:11Because you can never tell if the eye chart is actually in focus
08:16Or whether it's just a big scam
08:19APPLAUSE
08:25Rosie's immediate reaction is, I love this chair and I want to take it home
08:30And Jack posits the theory that all opticians are part of an international scam
08:36It could be
08:37It could be
08:39It could be
08:39It could be
08:51tuh
08:51T-I-R
08:52T-r
08:53T-r-t-r-t-r-tropwo-eleb-hiss-ay-d-his-ch
08:56Pardon?
08:57I didn't understand it either
08:59Oh, che-
08:59Ooh, che-
09:02I'm not able to work with that
09:05Wh-
09:06Or моht
09:06What
09:07WHERING
09:07vai YEAH
09:18Qualcomm
09:26Oh, for goodness sake, I don't want to open any more.
09:32I was really hoping that was going to be like a sort of Temple of Doom moment where, you know,
09:38or something, but it's not done anything there.
09:41No, different budgets.
09:43I don't know how to speak, what's this, French?
09:46I can't speak French.
09:48Cheese, there's the cheese, um, I'm actually against the clock.
09:52There's a cheese dome, and I'm just going to look in there very quick.
10:05Yeah, brilliant.
10:05All right, well, that took a minute.
10:07Vous devez regarder l'intérieur d'un socle.
10:17What's screwed, bro?
10:19Vous devez regarder l'intérieur d'un socle.
10:22Oh, my God.
10:23So I did French at uni.
10:25What did you get?
10:262-1.
10:28Tell you what you get if you get first.
10:30The vocabulary of socle.
10:31I don't know what that means.
10:38You must look in the inside of a socle.
10:42That is such an incredible shame.
10:44Socle.
10:46I'm about to call Eddie Caddy.
10:48He's Congolese, but they speak French.
10:50I might just have to quickly use word reference.
10:52Can you hear me?
10:53How it is?
10:54Try and translate this for me, please.
10:58Vous devez a...
11:00Ah, man.
11:01What?
11:01Don't do that.
11:03Bro, I don't know French!
11:05I've consented to the cookies.
11:07You haven't allowed all the cookies.
11:08I'm under a lot of stress.
11:09I've allowed them all.
11:10Oh, my God.
11:11All right, I've sent it to you, bro.
11:15What's going on?
11:16Mama, mama, one second, one second.
11:18Yeah?
11:18Basically, you should look at the inside of the base.
11:20The inside of the base?
11:22Base?
11:24Yeah, pedestal, pedestal.
11:32So insane.
11:33Bang!
11:36APPLAUSE
11:42You increasingly make really strange noises.
11:45I know.
11:46Have we got a couple of the noises that came out during that attempt?
11:49I always isolate the noises.
11:50Here they are.
11:51Mm-mm.
11:53Oh...
11:54Par!
12:01But we knew what she meant.
12:03I know what she means.
12:04Do you know what I mean?
12:04I'm going to start using parr.
12:07But the point is, they both found the special glasses.
12:10They did.
12:11Who shall we see next?
12:12Andy and Rosie?
12:13Yes, I think so, Alex.
12:13Great job on all the admin, etc.
12:15Here we go!
12:16Oh, it feels like there should be a clue in there somewhere.
12:21No, it's some strange tongue.
12:24I think there's special glasses.
12:29Is this enough?
12:31Oh, that's not very special.
12:32Oh, sorry.
12:33Right.
12:34OK.
12:36So that feels like it might come off.
12:38Right.
12:41I don't understand.
12:45I don't understand.
12:45Special glasses.
12:46Special glasses.
12:48I feel like I'm missing one of your clues again.
12:53Why was that here?
12:56There's nothing behind you.
12:57There's nothing.
12:58That comes off.
13:01And you know I'm strong.
13:04So if I break this, that's on you.
13:09I'm missing something here, Alex.
13:10Glasses.
13:11OK.
13:11Yeah, other than the glasses.
13:14Right.
13:23OK.
13:25I mean, that was kind of obvious, wasn't it?
13:27Is it special?
13:28I don't know.
13:28Depends your attitude to Flamingo.
13:30I'll stop the clock.
13:30They're special.
13:31I mean, it was right there.
13:32I could have got that within seconds.
13:34Yeah!
13:35Baby!
13:37Oh!
13:38Oh!
13:41Oh!
13:42Oh!
13:42Oh!
13:43Oh!
13:48I just think that two grown adults being told to look for some magic glasses,
13:52and it being both their instincts to go,
13:55are these the magic glasses?
13:57Sort of smacks of some sort of unravelling of something.
14:02Andy looked at the optician's board for quite a while,
14:05but he was just reading it forwards over and over again.
14:07Ironically, I'm Jewish and the Hebrew text is written right to left,
14:11but I'm equally, unfortunately, I'm a very, very lapsed Jew.
14:16I didn't seem to read right to left.
14:18How did they do?
14:19Give me some scores.
14:20Both of them were quicker than...
14:22In French.
14:24Le...
14:25Le...
14:26Zoltzman.
14:27Oui, ah.
14:28Zoltzman A. Jones.
14:30Oui.
14:33Vite...
14:33Plus vite que les autres.
14:36Oh!
14:38Oui!
14:38Part one is complete.
14:41Here's the fucking adverts.
14:46APPLAUSE
14:58Hello!
14:59Welcome back to the show.
15:00It's part two,
15:01and our cast have been busy looking for some special glasses.
15:04So busy, Greg.
15:05I mean, so busy.
15:08We've had four successes so far,
15:10and the answer is right under their noses.
15:12Talking of noses,
15:13finally, here's a man with a really lovely one.
15:16It's Jack Dee.
15:20Is there anything...
15:22..that's not...
15:24I need to look round the house, I think,
15:26if it's not these ones,
15:28unless they've been hidden in here,
15:30and that would be...
15:31You went...
15:33I didn't mean...
15:34I didn't mean to do that.
15:35Oh, OK.
15:35But I did do that, yeah.
15:36Yeah, yeah.
15:49Um...
15:50..and that says special.
15:53I'm slightly surprised.
15:55Why?
15:55But I don't think I can deny
15:56that those are special glasses.
15:57I think...
16:01Oh, come on.
16:03It's quite exciting when you put your hand
16:04near the special glasses,
16:06and then you just wandered off
16:08and came back in with any old glasses.
16:10It's just a shame we didn't nail
16:12what special glasses were.
16:13It wasn't defined.
16:14What was the task?
16:15Well, it was to put on the special glasses.
16:18And isn't the elephant in the room here
16:20that they're goggles?
16:23Shall I tell you the times?
16:25Tell me the times.
16:26Well, Bubba was the slowest in 13.20.
16:28Emma, 9.40.
16:29Rosie and Andy, only 30 seconds between them.
16:32Rosie, 5 minutes 24.
16:34Andy, 4 minutes 53.
16:36Oh...
16:36Jack the Quickest, 4 minutes 23.
16:38Well, then, come on.
16:40But he must be punished.
16:43He must be punished for not finding the special glasses.
16:46We're giving him a sympathy point,
16:48so the winner is Andy Zaltzman on this occasion.
16:50OK, so it's 1 to Jack,
16:512 to Bubba, 3 to Emma,
16:534 to Rosie,
16:535 to Andy Zaltzman!
16:55CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
16:58In this episode,
17:00two leaders at the top.
17:01It's Andy and Rosie on 9 points.
17:06CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
17:09Next, well, this one really is
17:12a great big barrel of laughs.
17:13MUSIC PLAYS
17:30WHISTLE BLOWS
17:30WHISTLE BLOWS
17:31WHISTLE BLOWS
17:34WHISTLE BLOWS
17:43Emma. Hi.
17:44A couple of questions for you before we start.
17:46OK.
17:46How far do you think you've just walked?
17:48That's probably 40 metres, yeah, 40 yards, 40 metres.
17:5250 yards.
17:53A few yards.
17:5625 metres.
18:0143...yards.
18:02Briefly, how are you and yourself?
18:04Well, good.
18:05I'm great, bro.
18:06Yeah, I have my good days, I have my bad days.
18:09Six?
18:10Six?
18:11Yeah.
18:11Did you sleep well last night?
18:13Um, eight.
18:15Ten hours?
18:16No, I have a four-month-old.
18:18I wore socks, middle of the night I had to take them off,
18:21so that disrupted it a tiny bit.
18:23Knowing I was coming to a theme park,
18:25I had a precautionary crap.
18:29Did you have any peculiar dreams?
18:31I mean, he's running the 100-metre final on a...
18:34whilst riding a pig, is that peculiar?
18:35I can't remember my dreams, man.
18:37I don't dream.
18:39Er, yeah.
18:40I think some admin stuff.
18:43LAUGHTER
18:43OK, so shall I open?
18:45Yes, you should now.
18:46All right.
18:48Be at the highest number barrel
18:50when Alex blows his whistle again.
18:53You're at number one currently.
18:54Number two is to your right.
18:56Oh, right.
18:57OK.
18:58You may only move to the next barrel
19:00when you have completed the challenge at the previous barrel.
19:05If you fail a barrel challenge twice in a row,
19:07you must move back to the first barrel.
19:10I'm going to fail this barrel.
19:12If you are at an even number barrel at the end of the barrel task,
19:14you are disqualified.
19:15That seems harsh, Alex.
19:17Um, you have as long as it took you to walk to this barrel
19:20and read up to this line.
19:22Three minutes and four seconds.
19:24OK.
19:24I went really quick.
19:26You ran.
19:26Yes, yes.
19:27You've got two and a half minutes.
19:29You've got four minutes and ten seconds to play with him.
19:31I wish my dream had been longer.
19:32I could have told you more about it.
19:34That's two minutes and 42 you've got.
19:36I didn't know that though.
19:37You guys didn't tell me,
19:38yo, slow down.
19:39You've got six minutes and eight seconds.
19:41This is where the policy comes in handy.
19:49Yes!
19:50Your time started when you said the word barrel for the ninth time.
19:55We're off.
19:56APPLAUSE
20:00You never dream?
20:02I never dream because I'm already living the dream.
20:12Emma, you dream about admin,
20:14and you have to take your socks off in the middle of the night.
20:17Um, when women...
20:21LAUGHTER
20:22Hang on a minute.
20:23OK.
20:23Women are much likelier to orgasm if their feet are kept warm.
20:29What?
20:30LAUGHTER
20:31This is new territory.
20:33I know.
20:34People don't talk about it.
20:35I don't know what the hell is going on.
20:36LAUGHTER
20:38I don't need to go into it, do I?
20:40So, you're serious?
20:41Women are more likely to orgasm if they're wearing socks?
20:44No.
20:45LAUGHTER
20:46If their feet are cold, they're less likely to orgasm.
20:50And you took them off.
20:52LAUGHTER
20:57OK.
20:58Let's see some stuff.
20:59Right, I'm going to double-barrel to begin with.
21:02It's Baba and Rosie.
21:05Throw an odd number with this dice.
21:11Come on.
21:16Number five.
21:17Yes!
21:19Answer Alex's question correctly.
21:22True or false, Baba?
21:23True or false?
21:23Humans have the same number of neck bones as giraffes.
21:26False.
21:27False.
21:28It's true.
21:28True or false?
21:30All the electricity powering the internet weighs the same as a school bus.
21:33No.
21:34False.
21:34Correct.
21:35You can move on.
21:36True.
21:37It's false.
21:37Back to the dice, please.
21:38Oh, God!
21:42Three.
21:43You can move on.
21:44Pick any single red playing card.
21:47I'll pick the first one.
21:48OK.
21:49Correct.
21:49Wow!
21:50Come on!
21:50Let's go!
21:51One in every 15 people has a third nipple.
21:54True.
21:54False.
21:55True or false?
21:56Wayne Rooney's middle name is Paul.
21:57False.
21:58It is false.
21:59It's Mark.
21:59Yes!
22:01That one.
22:03OK.
22:05Back we go.
22:06Oh, shit!
22:08Predict which hand Alex's whistle is in.
22:11Your right hand.
22:13Give one more go.
22:16Your left hand.
22:17Come on, let's go.
22:18Select an even number bingo ball.
22:21OK.
22:22Yeah?
22:23Maybe a bit slower.
22:25Bro, you're wasting my time.
22:27There's one.
22:27What number is it?
22:2855.
22:29Right, try again.
22:3229.
22:33Right back to barrel number one.
22:34Oh, what?
22:35You've got one minute and one second left.
22:36Oh, man.
22:39Boom.
22:41One.
22:42Let's go.
22:42One in every 15 people has a third nipple.
22:45That's false.
22:45Correct.
22:45Correct.
22:46Come on.
22:47True or false?
22:47The high five was invented in 1977.
22:50False.
22:51True.
22:51True or false?
22:52True or false?
22:53True or false?
22:53The dialing code for Greece is plus 31's glow-in-the-dusters are biologically immortal.
22:59True.
23:00False.
23:01No, it's true.
23:02False.
23:02True or false?
23:05True or false?
23:06True or false?
23:06True or false?
23:07True or false?
23:08True or false?
23:08True or false?
23:09True or false?
23:10True or false?
23:11True or false?
23:11True or false?
23:13True or false?
23:16True or false?
23:18True or false?
23:29This thing is rigged. That's your time up. You are on barrel number five
23:35You've got a minute and thirty seconds
23:45You got to barrel number five
23:47More than half way, I'm happy with that
23:56The thing was rigged. It was rigged. It was racist
24:06Don't talk yourself down just because you a grown woman think that lobsters can live forever
24:20That's not how it works, Rosie
24:23They've both got the same score both got the same score five barrels
24:27It seems like a reasonably strong start. Who's next?
24:31Well, she ran to the barrels and spoke very quickly reducing the time she had quite dramatically. So good luck
24:36to Emma City
24:38Oh
24:38You've got two and a half minutes
24:41Throw an odd number with this dice
24:43You've done it. Answer Alex's question correctly. Go on. Hello, Emma
24:47True or false? Humans have the same number of neck bones as giraffes
24:50Err, false
24:52True
24:54No, I can ask you a second one
24:56True or false? All the electricity powering the internet weighs the same as a school bus
25:00True
25:01It's false. It's the same as a plum
25:03There we go. You've got two wrong
25:07Hello, Emma. Yeah
25:09True or false? One in every 15 people has a third nipple
25:11False
25:12It is false. One in 80
25:14Pick a single red playing card
25:15Oh
25:17OK
25:19Predict which hand Alex's whistle is in. You're right!
25:22Well, I'm not
25:23You're right
25:24Hello, Emma. Er, yes, it is
25:26So, next, we eat a number of bingo books
25:31How do these work?
25:33No, just turn the handle
25:3518
25:36Right, OK
25:36Eat a chocolate covered coffee bean
25:41Oh, I know which... That was coffee, that was coffee
25:44Yes
25:45It's also a head
25:48Oh, now you must go back to one, you did it twice wrong
25:50How many... Where do I have to go?
25:52Back to the beginning
25:52Go
25:53Yep
25:56Hello, Emma
25:57Yep, quick
25:57You've got 45 seconds
25:59I don't care
25:59True or false? Wayne Rooney's middle name is Paul
26:02Er, true
26:03No, it's Mark
26:04I can ask you another one
26:05Go
26:06True or false?
26:07The high five was invented in 1977
26:09False
26:10No, it's true
26:11Back to the dark
26:11That's not true
26:13Come on
26:14Wait
26:14True or false, J was the last letter added to the alphabet
26:17True
26:18That's not true
26:19It is true
26:19OK
26:21There you go
26:22Right, OK
26:22Er, right
26:25Er...
26:26Right
26:26No, not right
26:27Where now?
26:28I'll do it again if you want
26:28OK, right
26:29No, it's still not right
26:30No
26:31Where now?
26:32Come on, you've got ten seconds
26:35Go on
26:35True or false, lobsters are biologically immortal
26:38True
26:39No, it's false, they die
26:40Australia is wider than the moon
26:42You've got two seconds
26:43True, true, true, true
26:44It is true
26:48I'm at three
26:49Just
26:50I am at three, though
26:52OK
26:54APPLAUSE
26:56Fascinating
26:57Emma was patently shit at that task
26:59But had the demeanour of someone who was excellent
27:05True act
27:06And was speaking to you as if you were getting in the way of her genius
27:09Yes
27:10Come on
27:10Yep, yep
27:11I think I was in a playful mood
27:14Is that playful?
27:17I would have sworn the socks were off up there
27:21That's the end of part two
27:23Time for a break
27:24And a chance to look at that fitness watch that you've been wearing
27:27Let me guess
27:28Time to stand
27:29Put the cheese puffs down
27:31Your children need you
27:33Thank you
27:33Thank you
27:44Welcome back to Taskmaster where our speedy comedians are in a theme park surrounded by barrels
27:49Yes, Greg
27:51At last
27:51The fast cast were asked to do a cast task in a vast park
27:55Two manly guys left to go
27:57That's right
27:58It's Jeff Capes and Monty Don
27:59Not really
28:00It's Jack T and Andy V
28:01LAUGHTER
28:02Throw an odd number with this dice
28:06One
28:07Yeah
28:07Welcome to barrel number two
28:09True or false
28:09Humans have the same number of neck bones as giraffes
28:12True
28:13Correct
28:14It could be a stacked deck where they're all
28:16That's black
28:17Okay
28:19That's black again
28:20Back to the beginning now, Jack
28:21Okay
28:23Predict which hand my whistle is in
28:25Left
28:25This one
28:26Yep
28:27Correct
28:27Correct
28:28Yes
28:29Yes, we move on
28:34Eighty-eight
28:35We move on
28:39Two
28:40Oh, that's an even number
28:41Oh, it is
28:42Yeah, yeah
28:42Eat a chocolate-covered coffee bean
28:49Yeah, that's coffee bean
28:52For my first time, that was lucky
28:54Do you promise, Jack?
28:57That was a lie
28:58Tops are head, as in with the coin?
29:00Yes, please
29:03It's head
29:04Why, does that count as enough?
29:05Yes
29:06Pulling a lemon out from this box
29:08Is there a lemon in the box?
29:09We'll find out
29:13Congratulations, you have reached the ninth barrel
29:14You've done very well, good stuff
29:15Stop the clock
29:19I think
29:19Yeah, that was coffee
29:21Yeah
29:21Okay
29:22You've got twenty seconds left
29:23Toss a head
29:26Okay
29:28I mean
29:30You've got two seconds
29:31Congratulations, you have reached the ninth barrel
29:33You've done really well, good stuff
29:35LAUGHTER
29:39APPLAUSE
29:40I think Alex is extra sweet with Jack.
29:44No, no, I think he's a little bit nervous.
29:48LAUGHTER
29:50I'm not sweet with Jack. Couldn't give a shit.
29:53LAUGHTER
29:53You've changed.
29:55LAUGHTER
29:57Yeah, so both of them did very well. I mean, looking at Jack,
29:59you wouldn't know he'd nailed the task, but congratulations, Jack.
30:02Why don't you just kiss him?
30:05LAUGHTER
30:07All five contestants ended on odd number barrels, so well done.
30:10Tick. Tick. Emma, you came last, though, so one point to you.
30:13Rosie and Bubba both managed to barrel five,
30:15so you come joint third with three points.
30:17Andy and Jack both got to barrel nine, so both get five points each.
30:20APPLAUSE
30:23Let's have another one.
30:25OK, this one involves just three simple requests.
30:33MUSIC PLAYS
30:35MUSIC PLAYS
30:39MUSIC PLAYS
30:39MUSIC PLAYS
30:40BELL RINGS
30:41BELL RINGS
30:41Yo, yo, yo!
30:43SIREN BLOWS
30:45SIREN BLOWS
30:46SIREN BLOWS
30:48SIREN BLOWS
30:48SIREN BLOWS
30:49You weirdly don't look much different.
30:51What do you mean by that?
30:54Can I pretend that's a dance?
30:58Of course you can.
31:01There's a task.
31:02Oh, yeah.
31:02Yeah.
31:02If it looks like it's floating, that's okay.
31:04It's floating.
31:05OK.
31:06Label a part of your body, make a surprising noise...
31:10And do something interesting with your legs.
31:13You have one minute.
31:15Your time starts now.
31:19I just greased my hands.
31:20There we go.
31:21Why did he grease your hands?
31:22Well, because my hands were dry.
31:24My head.
31:25Arm.
31:26My upper nose area.
31:31Gemma.
31:33Don't put that on the elbow, I think.
31:36What does it say?
31:38I saw the words of truth.
31:40Nexus.
31:42Surprising noise.
31:49Then do something interesting with your legs.
31:51Still got 40 seconds.
31:52Oh!
31:54So they're sort of perpendicular and crossed.
31:57OK.
31:57Yeah.
32:00Just doing something with my legs.
32:02Isn't that lovely?
32:02Yeah.
32:05Right.
32:10Right.
32:15That's your time up, Rosie.
32:17Yeah.
32:18Still got ten seconds.
32:19Oh, shake at the end of it.
32:20Hang on.
32:23Really quite low.
32:24Mm.
32:25Oof!
32:27OK.
32:29So how does that work, then?
32:30Is that a sort of subjective judgment?
32:32Points-wise?
32:33Yeah.
32:35Well, it depends on what you do now.
32:37Oh.
32:38Do these three things again.
32:40And again.
32:41And again.
32:42In that same order.
32:44Oh, blood, man.
32:45What the hell?
32:46Most sequences completed within ten minutes.
32:49Ten minutes?
32:50Mm.
32:50Wins.
32:51Oh, my word.
32:53Well, I think we're probably both regretting what's just happened.
32:56Yep.
32:58APPLAUSE
33:04Who tricked them into doing something that will be difficult to replicate over and over
33:08again, particularly when it involves the nexus of truth?
33:12The nexus of truth.
33:14Yeah.
33:15It is now in urbandictionary.com.
33:17We've added it.
33:19Yes.
33:20It wasn't there before.
33:20It's nice to leave a legacy for future generations.
33:22That's lovely.
33:22OK, well, with a woof-meow and an oof, it's Andy and Rosie.
33:27Here we go.
33:27What is it, upper nose area?
33:28It's quite a long phrase, isn't it?
33:30I wish I'd chosen a shorter phrase.
33:33But, you know, a nickname's a nickname.
33:35All right.
33:37Er...
33:37Woof-meow!
33:38Oof!
33:39Oof!
33:39Oof!
33:40Oof!
33:42Oof!
33:43Oof!
33:44Oof!
33:45Oof!
33:46Lovely.
33:46Yeah.
33:46Right, come on.
33:47Up you get.
33:47Up you get.
33:48I haven't got time.
33:50Sorry, Matt.
33:51This is not the way we wanted our careers to go.
33:56Oh, sorry.
33:56Again.
33:59Quick.
34:00Please.
34:03Oof!
34:06Assume no position.
34:09Yes!
34:12Oof!
34:21Oof!
34:25Oof!
34:25Oof!
34:26Oof!
34:26Oof!
34:26Oof!
34:27Oof!
34:29Oof!
34:31Oof!
34:33Oof!
34:33Oof!
34:33That's on.
34:34Oof!
34:35Oof!
34:36Oof!
34:37No, you're getting it all wrong.
34:40Ready for the noise.
34:41Oof!
34:45Oof!
34:46Oof!
34:47Oof!
34:48Oof!
34:51Oof!
34:54Oof!
34:55Oof!
35:19Oof!
35:26Oof!
35:27Oof!
35:28Oof!
35:28Oof!
35:30Oof!
35:30Oof!
35:36Oof!
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