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00:12I'm not afraid to die today, I could've chose somebody else to love
00:23Give me the gun, I'll take the blame and cover up your darker shade of blood
00:35I'll feel the rain and turn the pain into gold
00:42I'll feel the rain and turn the pain into gold
01:00Mommy Baba?
01:06Q
01:12D
01:12Mommy Baba
01:14Mommy Baba
01:15Mommy Baba
01:39Mommy Baba
02:02You can tell me if he's here or not you can't keep him you can't keep him unless you charge
02:07him
02:07Have you charged him? I need to know if he's here I've been sat there for over an hour now
02:12Listen someone is going to come and talk to me in a minute so you need to go take a
02:15seat
02:16Okay I'll give you ten minutes and then I'm taking your name and number
02:22Hi I'd like to
02:30Yeah I'd like to report a missing family
02:33All families have gone missing have they?
02:35Yes I think they've been kidnapped by terrorists
02:40Domestic ones
02:42The white ones
02:46Q-U-R-R-A-T hyphen U-L hyphen A-I-N
02:54Two hyphens okay
02:55Yeah that's what it goes by Q
02:57Okay I want to go back to the bust up that you said you had with your family
03:02Well that's not really that relevant because what I'm saying is if you just hack into this
03:06This was set up in the living room so whatever's taken place will definitely have been recorded on this
03:12Yeah so if we can just get into that
03:13So that's a very different kind of investigation
03:15It's a much longer process
03:16Cyber crime really and this falls under missing persons
03:19So all we're trying to do is just help you find
03:22Why didn't you report the pig's head when you first got it?
03:25Sorry I was just the details
03:26Yeah of course
03:28That was
03:30That's different I'm reporting this crime now
03:32Alleged crime
03:34I'm sorry I'm even being a bit paranoid
03:36Am I like a suspect or something like that in this case?
03:39Well easy now
03:40You know no one said anything about a suspect
03:42We just need to ask questions
03:44So in order to conduct the proper investigation
03:45So that's why I'm asking
03:47Why didn't you report the pig's head?
03:50I thought I could handle it myself
03:51With my private security consultant
03:54You got a security consultant?
03:56Because I'm an actor and I'm in the news
03:57Sorry you're in the news?
03:59Yeah I might be the next James Bond
04:03Wait wait wait wait
04:04So you're saying that you're actually like a famous actor?
04:07I didn't say famous
04:08No I just said well actually yes
04:10My Bond callback is later on this afternoon
04:12But I can't be there if I'm here
04:13And I'm here because my family's not there
04:15Right so I'm just making sure
04:16We've got private security detail
04:18Auditioning to be the next
04:20James Bond
04:21James Bond
04:22And got sent the severed pig's head by racist trolls
04:26They did
04:26Because they don't want me to be the next James Bond
04:28Right
04:28Which is why these people have also abducted your family
04:33That's my current working theory
04:35You sound completely fucking mental
04:42Okay mate
04:43Give us a few minutes
04:44And we'll be right back
04:51You've got to be kidding me
04:55What in the shitting hell are you doing man?
04:59If you keep your mouth shut
05:00Then maybe I can focus
05:02Focus on this
05:03You sentient Paul man
05:04You should be at home
05:05Preparing for the audition
05:07Shut up
05:08Ouch
05:08And you most certainly should not be here
05:10You're not the hero of this story to them
05:14You're the villain
05:15Trust me
05:16They're going to google me
05:16And when they do
05:17They're going to see all the Bond chat
05:18And they're going to see that I'm telling the truth
05:20And then
05:21They can tell the papers
05:22How you showed up here
05:23With the severed pig's head
05:25Think you
05:26You turgid gimp
05:27Think
05:29Fuck
05:46Okay
05:46Be cool man
05:49Police are going to be watching
05:50I'm just looking for my family
05:52That's not a crime is it
05:53Hey
05:53Calm the fuck down
05:54I saved you back there
05:56All right
05:56Okay I'm sorry
05:57And thank you
05:58That's more like it
06:00All you've got to do
06:01Is walk
06:01Normally
06:03Very weird walk man
06:05It's been normal
06:08This is normal
06:21Ouch
06:21Oh whoopsie daisy
06:23Gently
06:24Cock fingers
06:25Okay
06:25Lock the doors
06:26Close the curtains
06:27Let's run lines
06:29Auditions in eight hours
06:31Wait
06:32Where are you going?
06:34I need to find the right USB
06:35The only camera that matters
06:37Is at the screen test
06:40Sha
06:41Time's running out
06:42Say the words with me
06:45Do you want to know
06:47What it's like
06:48Doing the dirty work
06:50Fighting everyone
06:52And being no one
06:54I don't live with myself
06:56I can't
06:57Hello
06:59I'm giving you gold here
07:01Yes
07:02That's right motherfucker
07:06This is all a distraction
07:08Classic self-sabotage
07:11Shit
07:11Come on
07:16Fuck
07:17You're not afraid for your family
07:19You're afraid of success
07:23Even if they have been kidnapped
07:25You're no superhero spy
07:27Becoming one should be our focus
07:31Why don't you try helping for a change
07:33I am helping
07:35The only version of you
07:36That has any value
07:37To your family
07:39Or anyone else
07:40Is bond
07:41Shut the fuck up
07:42Oh god
07:45Selfies as basic as they come
07:47Try his birthday
07:48Obviously
07:49Oh
07:50Heh
07:55Oh fuck
07:56You don't even know his birthday
07:58Some brother you are
08:00Okay
08:01We don't know
08:02Can we get back to work
08:06The security consultant
08:08Oh yeah
08:10If you were this obsessive about your craft
08:12You'd have a career
08:25This is a security consultant
08:27If you see something
08:28That doesn't work right
08:29Speak to staff
08:31Or text
08:31British transport
08:32Or text
08:3561016
08:44This is a waste of time
08:46Oh shit
08:47What?
08:48We've got a problem
08:49We've got dogs
08:50Oh dear
08:51I'm dry aged
08:52You realize
08:53Turn around now
08:54Can't turn around
08:55They spotted us
08:56At least suspicious
08:57You're a sweaty brown man
08:59With a bloodstained duffel bag
09:00You're already fucking suspicious
09:02Let me just shit out
09:04Okay
09:04Just have some faith
09:06I'm an actor aren't I?
09:07Oh god
09:10Excuse me sir
09:13I'm not doing anything
09:14I'm not even here to catch a train
09:17Oh god
09:19No no
09:20I'm gonna get back
09:21Do you mind if it's like walking the bike?
09:22Down boy
09:24What's in the bike sir?
09:26Stop you fucker
09:27Sir
09:27That won't be necessary
09:34Yep
09:37You say something?
09:38Good man
09:38Have a good day
09:43How'd you do that?
09:44Well I've still got a few tricks
09:45I must do when it comes to law enforcement
09:48Must be nice to be tall and white
09:50Huh?
09:51Membership has its privileges
09:52Shall we?
09:54It's a complete fucking mess
09:56I tried to go to the police
09:57Well there's your first mistake there
09:58Come on man
09:59We're gonna find your family
10:00Alright?
10:02Okay
10:02Okay
10:02It feels good to hear you say that
10:04Because nobody believes me
10:05I like him
10:06He makes me feel safe
10:07I'm gonna put a call out
10:09Of something called the Kilner system
10:10Alright
10:10Now luckily Wembley is CCTV to the hilt
10:13So if your family have been on any street actually
10:15In London in the last 8 hours
10:17I will be able to track their exact location
10:19Down to the inch
10:20And as soon as I get a ping
10:21You'll be the first to know
10:22Really?
10:23Yeah man
10:24All good
10:25That's fucking amazing
10:26Thank you
10:27I didn't realise your company had that kind of reach
10:30My company has the biggest reach there is
10:33Alright?
10:33Don't worry
10:33Look listen
10:34Here's the thing right
10:34Your family
10:35That's today's problem
10:36Yeah?
10:37What about tomorrow's problem?
10:38Now do you want to be reactive
10:40Or do you want to be proactive?
10:42I want to be proactive
10:43Of course you fucking do
10:44You are on the precipice of something massive
10:46And all that backlash
10:47That you've been experiencing recently
10:49It will only get worse
10:50Trust me I know
10:51I've fucked the audition
10:53And my prospects have gone down to it
10:55So
10:55Listen I wouldn't be here talking to you now
10:58If that was the case
11:00Would I?
11:02So you've got your recall later
11:03Correct?
11:06Yeah
11:06Yeah
11:07So you're going to go in there
11:08You're going to do your audition
11:10And when you do
11:11Those decision makers will be primed
11:14In your favour
11:19What?
11:20You understand?
11:20How, how, how
11:23How are you going to do that?
11:29Are you on my five?
11:32It's okay
11:34Holy fuck
11:34Okay
11:35It's not a big deal
11:36It's not a big deal
11:37Okay, listen to me
11:39I'm the only call you'll ever need to make
11:42We've got your bag
11:45We've got your bag
11:46What?
11:48There's a catch isn't there
11:49No
11:51I mean look
11:52Every relationship's a two way street
11:54Isn't it?
11:55So
11:57Basically
11:57What we're trying to do
11:58Is
11:59We just want to build bridges
12:01To your community
12:02And in order to do that
12:03We rely on individuals
12:05Such as yourself
12:05Just to help us
12:06With
12:07Messaging
12:07You know
12:07As a prominent Muslim
12:09And soon to be
12:10More so
12:11Your voice
12:11It carries a lot of weight
12:12So
12:13So let's use it
12:14Yeah
12:17Right
12:17Shah
12:18Let's sidebar
12:20Now
12:20Just remember
12:21We're the good guys
12:22Yeah
12:23Don't forget that
12:24Shah
12:26Obviously
12:27You just need to
12:28Don't go anywhere
12:30Thank you
12:30I'll be here
12:35So
12:36I mean
12:37That sounds shady as shit
12:38No
12:39Shah
12:39I was wrong
12:40Going to Nigel
12:42Was a masterstroke
12:43Albeit
12:43An accidental one
12:45What are you talking about
12:46He wants me to
12:47Be a snitch
12:48Snitch
12:48He's not asking you
12:49To honey trap
12:50An ayatollah
12:51Is he
12:51He's offering you
12:52The role of a lifetime
12:54In exchange for
12:55Some light PR work
12:56I'm not a sell out fed
12:57Sorry
12:58Sell out
12:59Well pardon me
13:00Nelson pissing Mandela
13:02You want to star
13:03In a franchise
13:04That brazenly
13:05Sells watchers
13:06Cars
13:06And the British
13:08Secret service
13:09This is the only way
13:10You
13:11Will land
13:12This role
13:13I guess
13:14I just always thought
13:15I was someone
13:15Who represents
13:17Us
13:17To them
13:18You know
13:19Not
13:19Them to us
13:21You're not
13:22Representing them
13:23Or us
13:24This is about
13:25You Shah
13:26And who you want
13:27To be
13:27And put simply
13:28Do you want
13:29To be talking
13:30To a pig's head
13:31In a toilet
13:31Panicking about
13:32Your career
13:33And your family
13:33Or
13:34Do you want
13:35To be the hero
13:36Of this story
13:37The ultimate
13:38Shitting hero
13:39Because that
13:40My friend
13:40Is what is
13:41On the table
13:56Shah
13:57Shah
13:59What the hell
14:01Are you doing
14:01Man
14:02Hello
14:04I'm improvising
14:05Oh god
14:07Access
14:15To be continued
14:19To be continued
14:37To be continued
14:37Move!
14:45Watch out!
15:01Watch out!
15:06Okay, okay. What in Satan's gossip did you just do? We were this close?
15:13Answer me!
15:15Hello?
15:16Oh, God, Norimbron. No one's watching you, malodorous pissflap.
15:21What's your problem, man?
15:22My problem is that I care about you, Shah. I want to make you better.
15:27No, it's just because you say that you're trying to help me, but all you do is shit on me.
15:29It's tough, love, and it's the only voice you understand.
15:33If I humiliate you, it's to save you from the bigger humiliation of remaining as you are!
15:39You want to chill out? I'm in control now.
15:43And I know where we're going.
15:47No, no, no! Please don't fake hang up on me!
15:50You need me!
16:16Fine, I'm willing to try things your way, but if we want to be Bond, why are we at town?
16:22I'm in the Taliban HQ. These savage little Ewoks only hold us back.
16:29Don't leave me out here!
16:46Let's go!
16:50Unbelievable.
16:50Congratulations to you, Lord, inshaAllah.
16:55Excuse me.
16:56Sorry.
16:56I love some of that.
16:57Excuse me.
16:58As-salamu alaykum.
16:58Uncle, can I have a word, please?
17:00Why are you calling me uncle of the same age?
17:02I mean, sorry.
17:04I'm actually here to look for someone, someone who's gone missing, my brother.
17:08Zulfi, I think you know him.
17:09He's the big guy who does the cabs.
17:11Have you seen him?
17:13Well, inshaAllah, we're just about to start praying.
17:15Come and join us, and then after we can talk.
17:16Okay, it's just a bit of an emergency.
17:18Excuse me.
17:19As-salamu alaykum, everyone.
17:20My family's gone missing.
17:23My parents, Braviz, Latif, and my mother, Tyra Latif, my siblings, Zulfi, and Q, Qura Tal Ain.
17:30I think some of you know them.
17:32I'm just wondering if you might have heard anything.
17:35I was just hoping someone might be able to help.
17:37Pig!
17:39Pig's head!
17:40Pig!
17:41Pig's head!
17:43Someone's left a pig's head at the front gate.
17:47You're probably best to leave that.
17:49Come on.
17:49Come on.
17:52It's...
17:54It's...
17:55He's with me.
17:57It's...
17:57It's mine.
17:58It's mine.
18:03It's mine.
18:04Get out of here!
18:07Go the other way!
18:11Quick, down here!
18:33Get in the package!
18:37Shit!
18:38Look what you've done, Shah!
18:46You owe me an apology, mate.
18:48And a 90 seconds for the algorithm, yeah?
18:51I told you, your failures would catch up to you.
18:55IDF, bastard!
18:56Who recruited you?
18:58Mossad?
18:58IDF.
18:59100% Mossad.
19:00I told you.
19:02He's not Deep Patel.
19:03He's much too short.
19:05You can't handle them alone.
19:08I told you that you need to be...
19:14Him.
19:16Come on.
19:46Oh, fuck!
19:56Ah!
19:58Ah!
20:02Oh, no!
20:03Ah!
20:07Ah!
20:19Yes.
20:21Yes.
20:23The strong must replace the weak.
20:30Your turn now, Sha.
20:55This is the only way!
20:58Can't you see?
20:59Surrender!
21:01Surrender!
21:02Surrender!
21:02Surrender!
21:17Oh, my God.
21:34Oh, my God, are you okay?
21:44No.
21:45No.
21:51No.
21:53No.
21:57How bad is it?
21:59No, no, no. It's not bad. It's not bad. It's not too bad.
22:00I feel like it's pretty bad. It feels like I'm missing an eye. Am I missing an eye?
22:06You're going to be okay. What? You're going to be okay.
22:09Oh, it's cold. It's so cold. I don't want to die.
22:15Say, I can't do this without you.
22:16I know you really can't. That other guy, though, the one chasing you, he had potential. Why? Why did you
22:28resist?
22:30You tell me. You're the only one who gets it. You're the only one who gets me.
22:34That's why I need you. But I don't even know who you were.
22:41I was who you needed me to be hidden inside the voice of Patrick Stewart, which is weird.
22:49You might want to unpack that.
22:55No, no, no. Don't go.
22:57No. We're a team. Okay?
23:00Good luck without me.
23:05Dickhead.
23:08Hey.
23:10Hey.
23:13Hey.
23:14Hey.
23:24And that's just the price of yours.
23:30You're stuck there on law.
23:31I told you I wasn't lying.
23:32You need to realise what we're dealing with here.
23:35Put it down.
23:35Don't put it down. Get rid of it.
23:36I am going to get rid of it.
23:37But just look at you.
23:38I don't need to see shit.
23:39She doesn't know what she's doing.
23:40I do know what I'm doing.
23:41And I'm not the one acting crazy here.
23:43Okay? Your son is.
23:44And so are you two by ignoring him.
23:45Shadju is fine.
23:46He's just stressed.
23:47I don't need to hear this shit.
23:48Why do we always have to pretend like everything's okay?
23:50When it is not...
23:51No one is pretending it.
23:52You pretend about everything.
23:53I do not.
23:54You're pretending right now.
23:56You are.
23:57Why can't...
23:59Baba?
24:00Barvez!
24:01Baba!
24:02Baba!
24:03Barvez!
24:04Barvez!
24:04Barvez!
24:05Shit.
24:06Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
24:07Come on.
24:08Fuck's sake.
24:09Emergency.
24:10Which service?
24:10Yeah, ambulance, please.
24:12Baba, I'm sorry, okay?
24:14I'm so sorry.
24:19I'm sorry.
24:23I'm sorry.
24:26I'm sorry.
24:27But you are Shah Jahan.
24:31King of the world.
24:34What the fuck?
24:35You're gonna be fine.
24:36You're gonna be fine.
24:37Okay?
24:37What's going on?
24:38I'm bleeding.
24:39I'm driving you home.
24:41How did you find me?
24:42With extreme difficulty, mate.
24:43Someone posted a video of you doing some weird death soliloquy after being hit by a car.
24:48Oh, yeah.
24:50Was it good?
24:51That was shit.
24:52But the view count's rising.
24:54Oh, fuck my family!
24:55Your family is fine.
24:56Q was the one who sent me the clip.
24:58If anything, they are more concerned about you.
25:00Oh, thank God.
25:01Thank God.
25:02Alicia.
25:03Yeah?
25:04I know I haven't been myself recently.
25:06Oh, that was extremely understated.
25:08Do that in the audition, yeah?
25:10What, is that still on?
25:11Yeah, it's still on.
25:13What?
25:13Yeah, no, you don't deserve me.
25:15I even got your slot pushed to the end of the day.
25:16Oh, my God, I fucking love you.
25:18Now, listen, we've got to clean you up, sort this shit out with your family,
25:21so I don't need you distracted in the room today, okay?
25:23All right, yeah.
25:25All right.
25:25Absolutely.
25:30Hey, I care about you, you know that, right?
25:35Yeah, I do.
25:39Mm-hmm.
25:48Hello?
25:49In here, baby.
25:51So, Nicole.
25:54How are you?
25:56We're fine.
25:57How are you?
25:58Okay, I was so worried about you all.
26:02She's fucking crazy, bro.
26:03What the hell are you doing, Felicia?
26:05Going above and beyond as your agent.
26:07Again.
26:09Sit down.
26:10Can't believe I was going to do work.
26:11It's really...
26:11All right, shut up.
26:15You think that I'm going to put up with your crap for eight years and let this opportunity
26:19pass me by?
26:19If you're not happy, then we can talk.
26:21I can change the commission structure.
26:22Oh, I'm not doing this because I'm unhappy.
26:25I'm doing this because you are.
26:26That doesn't even make sense.
26:28That's all in, bitch.
26:30Shah, do you want to know why you're blocked?
26:33Why you fucked the biggest moments of your career?
26:35You are looking at reason one, two, three, and four.
26:40You are obsessed with getting their blessing.
26:43Their approval.
26:44To be fair, you've been fixated on a lot more people's approval than just us.
26:48Ain't it?
26:48Yeah, ain't it?
26:50She's right.
26:50You keep trying to take people with you, but that's why there's only two seats in a DPS.
26:54Is that like a jet?
26:56It's an Aston Martin, you idiot.
26:57You know, the fact you didn't even mention the DB-12 to him proves to me that you're
27:00a bloodcloth pagan.
27:02The fuck did you call me?
27:03Just use being true.
27:04They don't understand.
27:05Shut the fuck up!
27:06Listen to me, Shah.
27:07If you want to nail this audition, you have to eliminate all of them first.
27:15But these are my people.
27:18Everything I do is for them.
27:21Come on.
27:22You're ashamed of them.
27:24You're always trying to fix and change them, but you can't.
27:26So just cut them loose, man.
27:28You told me when you signed me that we were going to change things.
27:31We were going to make a difference.
27:32Yes, to your life.
27:34I'm not trying to give the whole village a piggyback.
27:37I didn't mean village.
27:37We're from Karachi.
27:38We've got running water there, thank you.
27:40Listen.
27:41Making a difference means paying minimal tax.
27:45Maybe you buy a couple holiday homes.
27:47You can hire a few assistants who look just like you.
27:50That's what I want.
27:51But what do you want, Shah?
27:53Material stuff doesn't really matter to me.
27:55I'm an artist.
27:56I feel.
27:57Don't do so much.
27:58I feel.
27:58I feel.
27:59Why can't you accept that?
28:01I'm an artist.
28:02Yeah, you know what?
28:03True artists, they don't give a fuck about other people.
28:06Or what they think.
28:08Come, let's do this loud now first.
28:10Don't do it!
28:16Don't do it!
28:17Don't be the one who does it.
28:20Say what?
28:24Shahjoo?
28:25Shut up, mummy.
28:26What the fuck are you doing, bro?
28:27Stop undermining me in front of everyone.
28:29You always do that.
28:31You will not shoot mummy and baba, okay?
28:34I forbid it.
28:34I'm in control now.
28:36Don't talk to your mother like that.
28:38Also, shoot her first.
28:39What?
28:40Come on, Thar.
28:41Everybody knows you pushed him into this.
28:43Your ambition, the pressure, the ridiculous school.
28:46Oh, that's from somebody who dragged us all to a whole new country.
28:50I thought I was so happy in Pakistan.
28:52The best actor award goes to...
28:53Shut up!
28:54I decide who gets it.
28:56And in what order?
28:58Bro, quick sidebar.
29:00Like, why am I even tied up?
29:02I've been your biggest fan since day.
29:04Like, do you know how many anonymous tweets I wrote defending you?
29:06I appreciate that.
29:07Yeah.
29:08I'm your ride or die, cuz.
29:10Obviously, I don't really want to die, but...
29:11Listen, these men are old as fuck.
29:13Like, they're on their way out already.
29:14You can do them guilt-free, you know what I'm saying?
29:15Give you a shush, okay?
29:16You're only here for the free shit and the clout, anyway.
29:18How about you, Shush?
29:19Yeah?
29:19You've been jealous of this man before you could walk?
29:21I took...
29:21Bro, I've been here for you since day one, cuz I took a knife for you.
29:26Yeah?
29:27And my brother, I need to be here with you, for you, to defend you off from these snakes.
29:30You ungrateful f...
29:31Shut up, hold up, dear.
29:33Listen to me, cuz, yeah?
29:34Any time I took the piss out of you, it was just character building.
29:37I was building you.
29:37You hate him.
29:39Shadu, Janna, shoot Zulfi.
29:40He would have strangled you in the crib if he couldn't.
29:42Hey, listen.
29:43Nobody's shooting anywhere.
29:44SHUT UP!
29:46Oh, Allah.
29:52Cuz...
29:53I just wanna say, yeah?
29:56Guess me, you know I'm here, Katnath.
29:58I won't apologize for saying...
30:04Oh, okay.
30:05Good.
30:05Yeah, nah, you got rid of the most toxic elements in our family, so, yeah.
30:08Bro, you know what?
30:09You actually did well.
30:10I kind of raped that, so that was mad.
30:11Like, we weren't expecting that, were we?
30:14I wasn't expecting...
30:24It's always been you and me, Shadu.
30:30Just me and my beautiful boy.
30:45Where am I?
30:46I'm still asleep.
30:48How many fingers?
30:50Three.
30:51Name?
30:51It says here, Shahaj, Shahajah.
30:55Yeah, everyone calls me Shah.
30:57Mary?
31:01Your arms aren't the best, Mr. Lateef.
31:04It's been a long day.
31:05Yeah?
31:06What do you do for a living?
31:07I'm an actor.
31:09What have you been in then?
31:11You think I've seen?
31:12Probably not.
31:15Might be in next James Bond, though.
31:19I won't do this in a couple of hours.
31:22You're taking a piss?
31:23Yeah.
31:24Well, you have to before you go anywhere.
31:26You're dehydrated, love.
31:27Fuck.
31:28My...
31:30My family, yeah.
31:31They're gone, doctor.
31:32They're missing.
31:34Sounds like a busy day.
31:36Doctor will be in soon.
31:40Bond.
31:41Bond.
31:41Huh.
31:42Break a leg.
31:44Yeah.
31:46Oh, my God.
32:18Mr. Lateef, what are you doing?
32:20I need you to go back to your room.
32:22You can't keep me here.
32:25What are you doing, bro? We're in here.
32:28What the fuck are you doing here?
32:29What do you mean?
32:30Why do you never reply to your text, man?
32:32Why, you two?
32:33Look who's finally shown up.
32:35Oh, my God, thank you.
32:36Baba.
32:37Bitter, where were you?
32:38Oh, Shadjoo.
32:39I told you, here you come.
32:44What happened to you, man? You look like shit.
32:46I just slipped and I hit my head like an idiot, that's all.
32:49What happened to you, Baba?
32:49This is a little heartache, nothing to piss your pants about.
32:52Where's Sophie?
32:53He's offering his new boyfriend.
33:03Oh, it's perverse, okay?
33:04You've got more to worry about than perverse.
33:06If this is about Q, I'm sorry, okay?
33:07We were just halal texting.
33:09Okay, there was one weird pic.
33:10Can you shut the fuck up?
33:11I'm not here about Q.
33:12She can deal with you herself.
33:13I respect her.
33:14You're disrespecting me, didn't you?
33:15And you're wasting my time.
33:17Okay.
33:18Can I be honest with you?
33:20I love MUBA, okay?
33:23And so does the investment team in Dubai.
33:25For real?
33:26Tomorrow afternoon, I'm flying out.
33:27MUBA is first thing on the agenda.
33:33Tomorrow afternoon?
33:34Yeah.
33:34You know what?
33:35Come with me.
33:36I love you.
33:37I'll pay for your flight.
33:39Wait.
33:41I think I've got to see him right now.
33:43Bro, they're getting on a plane.
33:44We didn't come.
33:44We've got to go.
33:45But you have your audition today.
33:47Mummy, fuck the audition.
33:48I have to see Sophie.
33:51Come on, man.
33:53I can't do this without you.
33:56Is your phone fully charged?
33:57Yeah.
33:58Then yeah, I can't do this without you.
34:05I could get fired for just having you in this car.
34:08Oh, yeah.
34:09Sophie banned you from the app.
34:11Nice.
34:12No, nothing's going to happen to you, mate.
34:13That's me on the dashboard, all right?
34:15Really?
34:18I thought it was Dev Patel.
34:20Right, you know what?
34:22You get it before 3.30, I'll give you an extra 20 quid.
34:24How's that?
34:24Wait.
34:25Chill.
34:25Yeah, this is my account.
34:26I'm good for the dough.
34:27No, you ain't.
34:28You're broke as fuck.
34:30What?
34:31You leave tags on your clothes.
34:36It's harder to return them with the tags off, all right?
34:38All right, stop it, bro.
34:39It's embarrassing.
34:40Shit.
34:41We might not even make it in time.
34:43You'll make it.
34:44I know all the shortcuts to the airport
34:45while avoiding all the speed cameras and CCTV.
34:48I could even get you through security
34:50and onto a runway if you want.
34:52Just try the car.
34:53Please drag the car.
34:55To the terminal, not the runway.
35:07That way.
35:07That way.
35:26This isn't I'm going to try and stop you leaving. Oh
35:30We actually need to try and stop someone else leaving
35:34I'm sorry you saw him last night. You didn't yeah, buddy, right?
35:39Yeah, I've heard a little back. Oh
35:42My god. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm sorry. It's worse than it looks. I was seriously not big all gone. Yeah,
35:48of course
35:49We like 60
35:51Come on
35:54What was that yes? I got you go to be good. Yeah
35:59Excuse me, sorry
36:03Whoa
36:06What in pass we don't have boarding passes, but somebody that we really need to speak to us has gone
36:10through
36:11It's not how it works. So what's it? I've got any photos of Zoffie in the phone. Yeah, you know
36:17Quickly
36:18Excuse me. We have reason to believe that this individual is a terror suspect and a security threat
36:23We need to locate them and stop them immediately
36:25One moment, sir
36:27What the fuck are you doing, Rob?
36:28Trust me, it's gonna work. No, no, no, I'm not in golf
36:32Right, um, you said something about security. I did yeah, um, he's traveling to the Middle East
36:36He runs a complex network of drivers couriers and black market dash cam suppliers
36:41And how'd you know this? I have links to the security establishment. What links?
36:44Am I fine? Sorry, I can my five
36:50Yeah, not buying it next
36:53I'm sorry, what do you mean you're not buying it?
36:57Hey, you know turn of voice body language the whole performance really I just didn't see in the eyes
37:01Let me go again. You film it this time and we can watch it back together
37:04You are already on camera if you keep annoying me i'm going to put you on the news better than
37:08having a hundred dead bodies and exploding 747
37:10They don't fly 747s anymore because of people like this i'm trying to tell you trained in chechnya fought in
37:16afghanistan the battle of kandahar
37:18Maybe you've what are you doing?
37:21He's saying you're a security threat and a terrorist and an entrepreneur
37:25Sorry
37:28Hey, come to talk
37:30next
37:30Yeah
37:35You got blood?
37:37Oh, yeah
37:39I got hit by a car
37:41You hurt?
37:42Yeah
37:42Good
37:44Well, I'm sorry
37:51I'm really really sorry
37:53I've been a fucking dickhead
37:55Through this
37:56My whole life
37:56I've seen you out here
37:58Yeah, doing you
38:01I've been at home bro trying to repay your family for taking me in queue
38:09I should thank you
38:11You know you made me realize
38:13I have to do me
38:20Wait, is this like a real thank you? Like a fuck you thank you
38:24Both
38:26I'm tired of being the little baby
38:27I'm not trying to be junior partner in a relationship
38:30And I hear that
38:31Yeah
38:32I don't want to control you
38:34I'm sorry I sweated you
38:36I just
38:37I've just been ticking boxes my whole life
38:39And
38:41You're not box
38:42You are
38:43Flour
38:44Well
38:45With layers
38:46Like an onion
38:47Okay, you need to work on that
38:48Yeah
38:52What are you getting on that plane yet?
38:54I'm back in four days
38:57Oh
38:57Why didn't you just call me anyway?
38:59I
39:00This is too important
39:06I love you bro
39:07Say it again
39:08I said you're a fucking prick
39:10Yeah, you're a little prick too
39:11Yeah
39:16That way
39:18Economy
39:19Uh
39:19I'll see you at baggage claim
39:21Foxy
39:24Yes
39:24I'll put yourself together
39:25Let me grin in the air for you guys
39:27Ma'am, give me my phone please
39:28It's children now
39:30Psycho
39:33I don't know if you're still down
39:35But you could probably still make an audition
39:48I don't know it
39:50Come on
39:50No
39:51Come on
39:51No
39:51no
39:52No
39:53No
39:54No
39:55No
39:55No
39:56No
39:57No
39:58No
40:15I want to guess I'm going to
40:18I don't know.
40:20I don't know.
40:55I don't know.
40:57I don't know.
41:01I don't know.
41:02I don't know.
41:03I don't know.
41:04There he is.
41:07Someone's had a busy few days.
41:10So, um, we're just gonna go straight to the monologue.
41:14Okay?
41:15Please tell me you're ready.
41:17Reporting for duty, ma'am.
41:18Set on camera.
41:20Fire on set.
41:21Sound speed.
41:23Screen test, Charlotte Eve, take two.
41:25Marker.
41:29And we're set.
41:31And...
41:33Action!
41:36That could've just as easily ended a few centimeters to the left.
41:39It wouldn't have mattered to you at all, would it?
41:42Just as long as you were pleasing your masters.
41:46Letting them tell you exactly who to be.
41:50But I see you.
41:53And when it's just you, all alone, tell me, how do you live with yourself?
42:02Do you even know who you are anymore?
42:10Do you want to know what it's like?
42:13Doing the dirty work.
42:16Fighting everybody.
42:19And being a nobody.
42:23The blood of my hands is mine.
42:30Cause I kill a part of myself every day.
42:34I don't.
42:39Live with myself.
42:44Live with whoever you need me to be.
42:52If I don't know who I am, it's cause...
42:57You don't want to know.
43:02I don't want to know who I am.
43:19I don't want to know who I am.
43:27And cut!
43:28Congratulations.
43:35Back to one.
43:36One, thank you.
43:39So now you're going to say your name in...
43:43Three...
43:50Two...
43:53One...
43:56Action!
43:56The name's...
43:59The name's...
44:02Shah Jahan.
44:04The name's...
44:04The name's...
44:04The name's...
44:04The name's...
44:06The name's...
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