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00:04what no are you face down on the desk i'm thinking uh-huh it's been over an hour
00:11no has it i haven't heard any typing i think fuck over and over it doesn't count
00:23i know did you want out yeah of course i went out but i have to write
00:27keep me locked until dinner okay do we let you out no that was a test right i can't inspiration
00:42that's the spirit love you fuck you too
01:11does it suck no no it's great and diane the mother it's gold trust me
01:31there's the phone hello les hello yeah it's me look outside
01:35okay well the door is still locked i know i first found you dangling from the garden
01:39house i think it was a great different side right
01:41oh my yes i did a thorough inspection um no bugs of any kind what about roomba shut down magoo
01:46aborted are you going to work yeah i have to please don't i'll hide in your pocket i won't make
01:52a sound
01:52the lab is a very dangerous place a lot of uncontrolled variables what am i supposed to
01:55do sit around and wait i'll go crazy you could explore the doll house it's just our house with
02:00bad drapes and broken chairs i know everything isn't perfect but look closer there's more there
02:04is yeah what about the 162 bottle dual zone fully stocked wine fridge and i bet you just walked right
02:09by the total body massage chair that a former investor gifted martin that i miniaturized it martin
02:12didn't want it no no he's electric to touch but the doll house started as kind of just miniature
02:17research and i got carried away i don't know that's my heart is it's racing you know am i am
02:22i okay
02:22does it have to do with my size do i need to be worried no just a little panic attack
02:25maybe but
02:26it'll pass just breathe there you go okay but les are you really so close yes but really though
02:35really trust me
02:57i'm in a doll house i'm safe i'm just i'm just anxious i need a cappuccino
03:06yeah i have food
03:09oh my god
03:26have you ever thought about miniaturizing a human being jesus jolly christ are you nuts
03:31vivian has got this place on lockdown and you want to shrinky dink chunky public it was just a
03:35question okay wait well here's a question we have 28 days before we lose our shirt so can you
03:42stick to corn yeah head in the other direction make one baby it's just a passing thought great
03:46well we will pass unless you know hey i don't want to quash creativity you know look but there
03:51likely be hundreds of animal trials maybe thousands and realistically of course animal trials yeah yeah
03:58what was i thinking you'd be scared there for a minute martin i would never minister the human
04:01being without say using i don't know cats or some other animal as a test case first that would be
04:05insane yeah negligent even you're my rock where would i be without you high school physics teacher
04:16you're in my office it was unlocked well should be i unlocked it why i wanted to make sure you
04:21got
04:21this new protocols and procedures in print so there's no misunderstanding you'll find an electronic
04:25copy in your inbox and this so i can keep track of your every movement no more secrets dr little
04:32john
04:32i don't have secrets everyone has secrets is that a cat no my chair squeaks
04:45hold on i do not have time for this neither do you
04:55hey you ready to go on a fantastic voyage mr google help me and help lindy yeah
05:08oh wait i donated all of this to goodwill didn't i space golem
05:15last shrunk everything
05:20this was my night
05:24but what if it doesn't fit what if it does
05:42beautiful okay can we get one of justin's
05:44all mine to me okay so if you pop it square and your next big idea tomato red
05:55you go he's not a coat rack you know it's okay i'm moving each of y'all's crack a country
06:03these are the moments when every fiber of my being urges me to retreat to remain unseen unexamined
06:09comfortably small but this incredible prize is a beacon of courage reminding me that when you take
06:19that risk and when you make that risk and when you make that leap and when you refuse to be
06:23small
06:24that is when great things happen i need to thank my agent and my publisher and most importantly
06:32my book editor terry girl we did it thank you so so much from the bottom of my heart i
06:37could not
06:37have done it without you and with that i am speechless thank you love you
06:47oh my goodness one more one more sorry i saved the best for last because i never forget my husband
06:52less less little john you did it no seriously he chained me to my computer and locked me in my
06:55office so that i would finally finish this book there is no book without you so love you thank you
07:11you
07:20terry oh god oh
07:25fuck this is this is
07:30uh 917
07:33Seven, two, seven, five.
07:39Who remembers anyone's number anymore?
07:44Star 69.
07:45Is that still a thing?
07:46Maybe star 69, okay.
07:47Let's go.
07:51Lindy?
07:52Lindy?
07:52Is this an emergency?
07:53My life is an emergency.
07:54What happened?
07:54What happened?
07:55Okay, listen.
07:55I didn't want to tell you, okay?
07:56But I did something bad.
07:57Well, I didn't do it.
07:57I mean, it wasn't my fault.
07:58But I just need, I need Terry's number.
07:59Terry?
08:00It's a long story.
08:00I'm not going to say anything about, you know, I just, but I need to speak to her.
08:03Okay.
08:03Well, just take a breath, and I won't say relax or calm down.
08:06Please don't.
08:06But just know that I'm taking care of everything, and it will only be a couple more days, and
08:09then call Terry, okay?
08:10No, Les.
08:11Just, you know, enjoy the house, and eat and drink, and try on another dress, and I'll be
08:16home before you know it.
08:18Lindy?
08:18Are you still there?
08:19Yeah, I'm still there.
08:19Okay, well, enjoy this vacation.
08:24Okay, you know what?
08:25You're right.
08:26I will.
08:26All right.
08:27Bye, Les.
08:30We need to retrace our steps.
08:38Yes?
08:39Sorry, sorry to impose, but Carl's having trouble accessing the chemical freezer.
08:43Who are you again?
08:43I'm Janet.
08:45In Richard's department?
08:46Yes, Richard.
08:46Where is Richard?
08:47He's having a polyp removed.
08:48He'll be back shortly.
08:49So what do you need, Janice?
08:49Janet.
08:50Sorry.
08:51Carl, Carl, the chemical freezer's the new protocol.
08:54Oh, the fucking protocol!
08:57It's, um...
08:57What is that?
08:58Oh, um, I think that was installed overnight.
09:00What for?
09:00For, um, motivation.
09:02What?
09:02The 30-day deadline as per the contract.
09:04Yes, I got it!
09:06Carl?
09:07I'll talk to Vivian, I'll be your security clearance, okay?
09:12What?
09:14Something wrong with the reader?
09:15Um, it says employee.
09:17What's your say?
09:19Employee?
09:19My badge is the same as Janice's?
09:26Dozens.
09:30Hundreds.
09:32Eight packs of economy-sized toilet paper.
09:34It does 21.
09:36Couple of days, my ass face go in.
09:39Trust me.
09:42Is it wrong I don't want to go?
09:44No, it's not wrong, but...
09:47New York, St. Louis.
09:48New York.
09:49I think you're going to love it.
09:50I mean, the house is huge.
09:52We're going to have so much space,
09:53and your office is bigger than this apartment.
09:54And we have a pool.
09:56I love pools.
09:57And I love you.
10:00I love you.
10:01Why else would I leave New York?
10:03Or St. Louis?
10:06Lindy, I get it.
10:06I do get it.
10:07You just got to the top.
10:08We're leaving New York.
10:10But I'll be missed, right?
10:12And then I'll be back.
10:13Yeah.
10:13Yeah.
10:16How long, again, do you think?
10:17Two years, maybe three tops.
10:20Two, three.
10:21That's perfect.
10:22My next book will be written.
10:23Terry will be thrilled.
10:24It's going to be great.
10:25Trust me.
10:28I do.
10:31I don't.
10:34I bet he could make me big right now,
10:35but he won't.
10:36I'm his fucking lab rat.
10:37I'm his sixth-inch-child Nobel Prize.
10:41Someone's here.
10:45Hello?
10:46Lindy?
10:46It's me, Richard.
10:48Richard!
10:48Richard!
10:51Hello?
10:53Richard!
10:54Lindy!
10:55The office.
10:58I'm back.
11:00Lindy!
11:02I'm going to go around the back.
11:20Lindy, wherefore art thou?
11:23Lindy?
11:24Oh!
11:24Oh!
11:30Hey!
11:30Huh?
11:31Huh?
11:31Who are you?
11:32No.
11:32What the fuck are you doing?
11:33Huh?
11:33What the fuck are you doing?
11:34No, no, no.
11:34Sorry, sorry.
11:35Sorry, sorry.
11:35Oh, wait.
11:36Wait, wait, wait, wait.
11:37You must be Lulu.
11:38Why do you know my name?
11:39Because I work with your dad at the lab.
11:41My name's Richard.
11:42Okay.
11:42Richard from the lab.
11:43Are you stalking us?
11:44Stalking?
11:44No, no, no, no.
11:45No, no, not stalking.
11:46I was in the neighborhood,
11:48and I just thought I'd come by
11:49and wish the family Merry Christmas
11:50and, you know?
11:51And peeping to the windows?
11:52My dad's not even home,
11:53which you should know,
11:54working in his lab and all.
11:55Uh, oh.
11:58See?
11:59I am an employee and a physicist.
12:01And a creep.
12:02Okay.
12:03Okay.
12:03I am seeing this from your vantage point,
12:05and I understand the intimations therein.
12:07So I will not bend your ear any longer.
12:10Okay, so maybe you can just take these,
12:13write them at home,
12:13and, you know,
12:14wish your mother a Merry Christmas for me.
12:16Is she home writing?
12:16My mom doesn't write.
12:17She doesn't write.
12:18Okay.
12:18You can go now, Richard, from the lab.
12:20I am going to go.
12:21I'm just going to go.
12:22Yeah.
12:22Sorry for your troubles,
12:23and Merry Crimbo.
12:26Whatever.
12:44One semester down.
12:45Seven to go.
12:46Unless you graduate early,
12:47like me.
12:48Love, Dad.
12:55In the name of science,
12:57these protocols must end.
12:58No.
12:59No?
13:00No.
13:02I cannot do my work
13:03with these protocols in place.
13:05How can you not see that?
13:06I see a frustrated employee.
13:12I'm also just a scientist
13:16standing in front of another scientist
13:18asking her
13:20if she really believes
13:20that protocols are more important
13:22than changing the world.
13:23How do you remember
13:24the feeling of being so close
13:25to a breakthrough,
13:26on a precipice
13:27of something monumental,
13:28when the only thing that matters
13:30is the work?
13:30You don't eat?
13:31You don't sleep?
13:31You don't see your family?
13:32What family?
13:33It's just the work.
13:34It's the science.
13:35It's the math.
13:36It's the vision.
13:37Come on.
13:38You feel it, too.
13:39You know I'm going to crack this wide open
13:40and change the world.
13:41So join me
13:42as partners,
13:43not corporate versus labor,
13:45but scientist to scientist.
13:47Let's make history together.
13:50Partners.
13:51Partners.
13:55Is that a cat?
13:55What?
13:56No.
13:56I hear everything.
13:57I see everything.
13:58I can even smell everything,
14:00Dr. Littlejohn.
14:01Show me.
14:02Show you.
14:03In the name of science.
14:04Show me.
14:06It was the last
14:07unauthorized experiment,
14:08I swear.
14:08I didn't even know
14:09what I was thinking.
14:17I do.
14:18You're thinking bigger
14:19than fruit and vegetables,
14:19Dr. Littlejohn.
14:20Am I?
14:21I don't usually
14:21underestimate men.
14:22Oh.
14:23Well, yes I am.
14:24I am going to have to
14:25confiscate her.
14:25Is that necessary?
14:26She's now company property.
14:26She's a he,
14:27Mr. Magoo.
14:29You named him.
14:35How wonderful.
14:39I would consider
14:40lifting a few
14:41of the protocols
14:42should certain
14:43missing lab equipment
14:43and chemicals
14:44find their way back
14:44to the lab ASAP.
14:45Uh-huh.
14:45One water truck,
14:46one remote control,
14:47two animal cases.
14:47Yeah, I did hear
14:48something about that.
14:48Let me see what I can do.
14:50He's so warm.
14:51He is warm.
14:55Of course.
14:57Temperature.
14:57Um, so you'll
14:59take good care of him?
15:00All the best.
15:01I mean, yes.
15:02And you'll keep track
15:03on his finals?
15:03Yes.
15:03And this will be our
15:04little secret animal trial?
15:05Yeah?
15:06And you will inform me
15:07immediately of any
15:07abnormal results?
15:08Yes?
15:09I love this cat.
15:10Fine, yes.
15:10Go.
15:16We'll be best friends.
15:17Forever.
15:30Hey, Wendy.
15:31Sweetie.
15:31I'm just picking up a few things
15:32and I'm heading back to the lab.
15:34You okay?
15:34Uh, yeah, good.
15:35Yeah, I found the wine.
15:37Gonna take a nap.
15:40Well, hello to you too,
15:41Dolores.
15:44I can come to the lab.
15:45See what he's hiding.
15:47Yeah, it's a long way down,
15:49but...
15:49Okay, right?
15:51I agree.
15:52Stupid.
16:17Dad.
16:19Lulu, you're home.
16:20Yeah, you told me to come home?
16:23For the vows?
16:24At the Greyhouse?
16:24Oh, yes, of course.
16:25The vows.
16:26Yeah.
16:26Yeah.
16:27Where's Mom?
16:27Oh, Lulu, it's so good to see you.
16:29It's so good to see you.
16:30So, how was the last semester
16:31and your finals?
16:32Good, good.
16:33Fantastic.
16:34Good.
16:35Yeah, it runs in the genes.
16:36You love science.
16:37Yeah.
16:37Um, hey, some weird guy
16:39from your lab came here.
16:40What?
16:40Who?
16:41Richard.
16:41Why?
16:42I don't even think he knew.
16:43Oh, well, he's harmless.
16:44He's not a dog,
16:44but he's a good scientist.
16:46Dad.
16:47Yeah?
16:47You're being really weird.
16:48I am?
16:49We've been hugging for like five minutes.
16:50Sorry, I'm just happy to see you.
16:52My work's being crazy and...
16:53Speaking of crazy,
16:54where's Mom?
16:54Oh, she's...
16:57We gotta get a bit of water
16:58from the kitchen.
16:58We're in the kitchen.
16:59A deeper kitchen.
17:00Um, so I think Mom
17:02has had, um...
17:04An emotional breakdown.
17:05No, no, no, no.
17:05Shh.
17:06Oh, is she upstairs?
17:08Yeah, yeah.
17:08No, no, she's not.
17:09Yeah, she's...
17:10Your mom's gone.
17:11To the...
17:11To the Greyhouse.
17:13Yeah.
17:13Okay.
17:14So Hurricane Lindy
17:15is tracking Northeast.
17:16What category is she?
17:16Don't say that.
17:17I don't know what you're talking about.
17:18She's gotta be like
17:19at least a five.
17:19Am I right?
17:20I know these phrases
17:20you're using.
17:21That's not a nice thing
17:21to say at all.
17:25What's with the dollhouse?
17:26What's that tube for?
17:27Well, I'm cleaning it
17:28because I wanted to decorate
17:28it for the holidays.
17:29Like, festive.
17:29You're still shrinking
17:30things for the dollhouse?
17:31Let me see.
17:32Oh, no.
17:33Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
17:34Dad.
17:34Yeah.
17:34What?
17:35Are you okay?
17:35Yeah, I'm okay.
17:36I'm fine.
17:36But you...
17:36I think...
17:37I think you should rest.
17:38You gotta rest.
17:39You gotta rest, honey,
17:39because you've been traveling
17:40from college and there's a lot
17:41and I'm...
17:41You know what?
17:42I'm gonna fill your fridge
17:42downstairs with so much...
17:43so much good stuff
17:44that you won't even feel
17:45the need to come upstairs.
17:46And better still,
17:46I'm gonna...
17:46I'm gonna give you my card
17:47so you can just get
17:48whatever you want.
17:49So you're good.
17:50I think you're done.
17:50I knew it.
17:51I'm the villain.
17:54Yeah.
17:55Fuck that.
17:57Stick to the plan.
17:59That's my ride.
18:03Shit.
18:04Yeah, it's good.
18:05Right.
18:06Get me Deborah.
18:07At New Yorker?
18:08Right, now, what I said,
18:09get her.
18:09Okay, so, two words.
18:10George Saunders.
18:12Two more.
18:12Get her.
18:18I've got Deborah.
18:22Deborah, hi.
18:23The happiest of holidays
18:24to you and yours.
18:25Absolutely not.
18:26Oh, hear me out.
18:27This isn't about me.
18:28I, um, I didn't submit
18:29Lindy's story
18:30visibly my, uh, misstep
18:31regarding Mr. Saunders
18:32and allow me to sincerely
18:34apologize once again
18:35for besmirching
18:36the New Yorker's
18:37reputation in the process.
18:38Uh, my humble request
18:39comes at the behest
18:40of the author
18:41who has a few minor tweaks
18:42and would love to hold
18:43off publishing
18:43until a later date.
18:44I heard a rumor
18:45you may be getting
18:45your own publishing imprint.
18:47If there's anyone
18:47that you think I should meet,
18:48say the word.
18:49Oh, quite the opposite.
18:50Please be your humble request.
18:52Fuck right off.
18:55Hey, so that was brutal.
18:57Get me David Remnick.
18:58Oh, God.
18:58I've gone over Deborah's head.
18:59Can't wait.
19:00Okay.
19:03I got David.
19:05David Remnick,
19:06my old pal.
19:07Happiest of holidays
19:08to you and yours.
19:09Yeah, it's Deborah.
19:10Nice try.
19:11Fuck off.
19:12So, oh.
19:13Let's go.
19:19Let's go.
19:21Let's go.
19:26Let's go.
19:29Let's go.
19:30Let's go.
19:32Let's go.
19:33Let's go.
19:33Let's go.
19:33Let's go.
19:33Let's go.
19:33Let's go.
19:33Let's go.
19:35Let's go.
19:36Let's go.
19:37Let's go.
19:40Let's go.
19:41Let's go.
20:03What the fuck?
20:06It's so weird.
20:25It's so weird.
20:47It's so weird.
20:59It's so weird.
21:07It's so weird.
21:11It's so weird.
21:45It's so weird.
22:02It's so weird.
22:15It's so weird.
22:26It's so weird.
22:35I've never let you explode.
22:36Fuck it!
22:39I'm gonna fall down!
22:42You can't keep me prisoner!
22:44I'm not a fucking lab rat!
22:45Listen to me.
22:47I want to tell the world what you've done to me!
22:49Lydia, no!
22:50I don't trust you!
22:51How long?
22:52Until you can fix me!
22:54For real!
22:55I need the truth!
22:59I don't know.
23:01You don't know.
23:04That's the truth.
23:05You can't say when!
23:06It could be tomorrow.
23:07But it could be weeks.
23:09Months.
23:09Never!
23:10No, not never.
23:11My theory is sound.
23:12I just need to figure out the math.
23:14And I know it must have looked like a disaster,
23:15but I'm making really good progress.
23:16You know, yesterday was two seconds,
23:18today was over 30.
23:19I'm scared.
23:20Is this my new life?
23:22No.
23:22It's temporary.
23:23I promise.
23:25I want to trust you, but I can't.
23:28In a minute!
23:29We'll just go.
23:30Okay, well, I'm gonna need you to get in my desk drawer to hide it.
23:33My height, my autonomy, and now my dignity.
23:36Please.
23:37I'm gonna need something, too.
23:38Anything.
23:39Stop locking me in the dollhouse.
23:40Well, that's for your safety, but fine.
23:41Lose the cameras.
23:43Yeah, I know you're spying on me.
23:44Also for your safety.
23:45And I'm not spying on you.
23:46There's no audio.
23:47I'm doing a series of daily chickens.
23:48Oh, like a mental patient.
23:49Like a loving husband with a miniature wife.
23:51Fine.
23:51But then I need a working laptop, and toothpaste that I like, and my lipstick.
23:57My favorite lipstick's in my purse.
23:59Coming!
24:00Ah!
24:00Sorry, sorry, sorry.
24:01Too loud.
24:02Yes.
24:03Yes.
24:03Fine.
24:03Deal.
24:04Make a list.
24:08Love you.
24:10Fuck you, too.
24:31Oh, God!
24:33Ah!
24:35A phone.
24:36Terry.
24:39Come on.
24:41Oh, for God.
24:42Shit!
24:43Come on.
24:45Ah!
24:47Okay!
24:50Ah!
25:01Is she dead?
25:02What?
25:02Who?
25:03Is who dead?
25:04Lindy?
25:05You thought I died?
25:06It was the only reason Les would call me.
25:07You sounded scared.
25:09I was.
25:09Oh, that means the world to me.
25:11You have no idea.
25:13Wait, how do you think I died?
25:14What were you imagining?
25:16Throw yourself in front of a bus in order to avoid a career-ending plagiarism scandal.
25:19Yeah, but you're gonna fix that.
25:21Lindy, I tried.
25:22Tried, period.
25:23That sounds very defeatist.
25:24That's not you.
25:25Come on.
25:26I really, really, really, really need it.
25:28I hate to say it.
25:28This is my fucking problem.
25:29Your ex-emotional whatever fuck sent the story in.
25:32I'm about to get my own imprint.
25:33I cannot be associated with this shit.
25:35What about our friendship?
25:36Is this friendship or business?
25:37Both.
25:38Well, that's the problem, isn't it?
25:40The lines have blurred.
25:42And we haven't conducted business in 15 years.
25:45Look, Lindy, I love you.
25:47I always will, but...
25:48What?
25:49You're toxic.
25:51It doesn't matter who sent the story into the New Yorker.
25:53It's out there.
25:54And if it's out there and you have to deny it, you're toxic.
25:59I see.
26:00Well, then by that logic, if I were to put it out there that you knew about the story
26:05and encouraged me to submit it anyway, and then you had to deny it, you're toxic.
26:10But you wasn't.
26:11No.
26:12Not if it's friendship, but if it's just business.
26:17I'll keep you posted, friend.
26:18Oh, thank you, friend.
26:23Oliver!
26:23Your friendship is so toxic.
26:24I love it.
26:25Give me Jackie fucking bull.
26:26We're in my fucking office fucking tomorrow.
26:27Thank you, God.
26:28Conclusions.
26:29The regrowth process induced excessive molecular tension surpassing substancial limits of the
26:32plant cells.
26:33This tension compounded by a sudden and extreme rise in temperature triggered a chain reaction.
26:37This is key.
26:38Hello?
26:39It's me.
26:39I've been miniaturized.
26:40I'm in the laboratory.
26:41I'm in Les' death store.
26:42He's taking me home to a dollhouse.
26:43Help me.
26:44Bang.
26:45And so...
26:45Wait, what?
26:46Recommend Richard.
26:46What?
26:47What?
26:47What a personal call.
26:48Hang up.
26:49No, no, no.
26:50Come get me.
26:50I'm in the door.
26:51I'm in the door.
26:51Open the top.
26:52Hello?
26:54Apologies.
26:54It was, um, it was my mother.
26:56It's just a tiny issue.
26:59Recommendations.
27:00Immediate suspension of regrowth experiments involving compound X-44.
27:03Do we read?
27:09Do you think you'll tell your daughter about me?
27:12Lindy.
27:12You didn't want Hurricane Lindy blowing through your special bond.
27:15What was it?
27:15Category 5?
27:17What category is shrinking your wife to 6 inches tall?
27:19It was 5.
27:21I'm very sorry.
27:23What is the matter now, anyway?
27:25I think it would traumatize her.
27:28I think she'd blame me.
27:30I should probably move to the dollhouse.
27:32My prison.
27:33Within my prison.
27:34You know, uh, Dr. Carmichael says...
27:37Fuck that bitch!
27:38Whoa, Lindy!
27:39That is a red light reaction.
27:40Can we please try to achieve a yellow light on the road to a green light response?
27:48Silence is the silent killer of a relationship.
27:52I will take my foot off the brake, and although I may sit here quietly, it's not silence.
27:57I feel that we have achieved a yellow light, and we'll proceed with caution.
28:01As Dr. Carmichael says, why don't we revisit us in the morning?
28:07I, as half of us, agree.
28:13No, no, no.
28:14Well, this, um, this is the GMO tomato.
28:16That stands for Genetically Modified Organism.
28:18And, um, this GMO tomato really has the power to, uh, revolutionize agriculture and food production, as we know it.
28:23The GMO tomato, um, is disease and pest resistant.
28:26Um, it has a longer shelf life.
28:27It has enhanced nutrition.
28:28And, it reduces the need for fertilizers.
28:30So, win, win, win, win, win.
28:32Smells good, too.
28:42Sam, incarcerated.
28:44Bill, grandpa.
28:45Warren, great-grandpa.
28:48Jeff, gross.
28:58That's not how you spell Little John, Mr. Magoo.
29:17At least he gets out.
29:20Will you help me?
29:41This is gonna be your last of us.
29:43Big dumb green light, baby.
29:50Richie?
29:52Uh, wait, are you real?
29:54I come bearing me, my love.
29:57Elise.
29:59Richie!
30:02This place
30:05is dead to me.
30:13That's my daughter.
30:19Richie?
30:20Oh, my God.
30:22Oh, my God.
30:23I, I, I, I can't believe it.
30:24I just, oh, my God.
30:26Wait, you, you shrunk yourself?
30:27I did.
30:28I have so many questions.
30:29I have all the answers.
30:30Oh, God, I'm so relieved.
30:31I'm excited.
30:32It's, ow.
30:33Oh, you'll get used to that.
30:34That is loud.
30:34Shh, that's less.
30:35That's less?
30:35Yeah, he's walking around.
30:36What?
30:37Shh.
30:37This is nice.
30:37You need to hide.
30:38Get in the closet.
30:38Oh, that says do not enter, ever.
30:40No, we're not.
30:40It's fine.
30:41Hurry, hurry, hurry.
30:41It smells really bad, isn't it?
30:43Okay.
30:44Huh.
30:49Good morning.
30:50Morning.
30:51Coffee and a chat?
30:53Yeah, sure.
31:01Oh, is this really necessary?
31:03I just want you to be safe.
31:04Anything can happen.
31:05Okay, enough with that already.
31:07Wait, that was a red light reaction.
31:09My green light response is, I appreciate your concern.
31:14And my green light response is, I know the circumstances are not ideal, and I am truly,
31:19truly sorry about that.
31:20Oh, the red lipstick.
31:23And toothpaste.
31:27Oh, but I will miniaturize them when I can.
31:29But I did get a travel size of a toothpaste, so it's a little bit smaller.
31:31And Hilton has these new protocols, so I will find a workaround.
31:35Oh, and about Lulu, I thought a lot about what you said last night, and I will speak to her.
31:39About the accident, about me?
31:40About Hurricane Lindy.
31:41It's inappropriate, and it's hurtful.
31:44I appreciate that.
31:45About you and the accident, I do think that our current situation would traumatize her.
31:50And sadly, I could see her blaming you if not handled properly, and so I would like to propose
31:54accessing Dr. Carmichael's marital toolbox and employing the UPF tool.
31:58Do you agree?
31:59I agree.
32:00One condition.
32:01Oh, I'm open and I'm present.
32:02We stick to the definition of united parental front.
32:05No backdoor deals.
32:06That was once.
32:07I apologized, and I have grown.
32:09Fine.
32:14This is kind of nice, isn't it?
32:16Yeah.
32:17Except for the tiny elephant in the room.
32:19Fair enough.
32:19And I promise I didn't forget about the laptop.
32:21It's just...
32:21New investor, new protocols.
32:22Got it.
32:23No problem.
32:29Bye!
32:30Bye!
32:31Okay, okay.
32:33Oh, is he gone?
32:34Wait.
32:36And?
32:37Okay.
32:38We're clear.
32:39You're not going there.
32:39There are cameras, though, but if we have time, he takes a while before he checks them.
32:42Let's go.
32:45I should change.
32:48Um, how did you get up here?
32:50I'll show you.
32:55Richie!
32:55Oh, I could cry.
32:57Hidden stairs?
32:58You built this?
32:59Well, you know, I have a degree in engineering, too.
33:02Of course you do.
33:03Oh.
33:11Follow me.
33:14Freedom!
33:15Oh, you're a genius, Richie.
33:16Well, I actually am, yeah.
33:17But there's more.
33:18More?
33:18But I love stairs!
33:21What?
33:22Uh-huh.
33:23What is this?
33:24So we can get where we're going fast.
33:25I brought Desdemona.
33:26Where's Desi taking us?
33:27All the way.
33:34You thought of everything.
33:35And I brought everything.
33:37Everything?
33:39Every.
33:39Thing.
33:40Wait, how did you get past the new protocols?
33:42I don't know.
33:42Maybe I'm a badass.
33:44Yeah, maybe you are.
33:45Come on, Desdemona.
33:46Give me a little more.
33:49Never said nothing like you.
33:55In my sleep dreams last night, I had an epiphany.
33:57It's the middle of the night, and I wake up to find a gun pointed to my head.
34:01The assailant has one question, and I must answer correctly, or he'll pull the trigger.
34:04And the question is, how do you, me, overcome 30 seconds to fragmentation?
34:11Isolation.
34:12Isolation.
34:13Isolation, Janet.
34:13It's Janet.
34:14That's what I said.
34:14Oh, um, yes, Janet.
34:16Now, if we think of the equation, where's Richard?
34:17Um, he's taking a mini-signed sabbatical to care for a loved one.
34:20I don't understand that sentence.
34:21He's not here today, nor will he be here tomorrow.
34:23He's absent for an indeterminate amount of time, and to his loved one has recovered.
34:26Can he do that?
34:26According to the protocol manual, yes.
34:28Who's the loved one?
34:29Company policy precludes disclosure of said loved one.
34:30I reject that.
34:31I need Richard.
34:32I could be your new Richard.
34:34Temporarily.
34:36Reset.
34:37Where was I, Richard?
34:38Uh, Janet?
34:38Isolation.
34:39Yes.
34:39So if we think of the equation as a chain, we can posit that a single counterproductive
34:43link would be responsible for the regrowth and stability.
34:45So we find that counterproductive link, we isolate it, and we proceed from there.
34:49In the principle of last action, let us change epsilon to delta and partial T to partial D.
34:55Oh, maybe not H hat.
34:56Try 4 pi epsilon naught.
34:58Try 5 pi epsilon naught.
35:01No, no, no.
35:027.
35:03Okay.
35:03You know what?
35:04Make it 100!
35:07Good.
35:07I've got your attention.
35:08Uh, allow me to introduce myself.
35:09I'm, uh, your new boss, Hilton Smith.
35:11You know me from the world.
35:13Pretty active out there.
35:14Uh, listen, I just have one question for each and every one of you.
35:17Who's hungry?
35:19Yeah, yeah, got you.
35:20Got you.
35:20Yep, over there.
35:21This guy seems smart.
35:22Hilton, good to see you.
35:23We break for lunch in half an hour.
35:24Oh, yeah, but I've had In-N-Out burgers flown in from California.
35:27In half an hour?
35:28That sounds great.
35:28Uh, no one wants a cold burger.
35:32We are on a very tight schedule in my lab.
35:33Every millisecond counts, as you can see from the recently installed doomsday clock looming
35:36over us.
35:36That's not a clock.
35:38That's me.
35:39Looming over everything that's mine.
35:41This lab, you, these people.
35:42Every millisecond belongs to me.
35:44So I get to decide what to do with it.
35:45And right now, it's burger time.
35:51Fine.
35:52We'll break now, and we'll return 10 minutes early.
35:54Okay?
35:55Great.
35:56You hear it, everyone?
35:56Come on.
35:57Let's go.
35:58Burger time.
35:58Let's go.
35:59Science, science.
36:00You need to put some food in your mouth so science can come over your brain.
36:02Oh, hey.
36:03I got animal style for you.
36:04Awesome, Les.
36:05My suggestion, eat every last bite of your burger.
36:08Let's go, science.
36:10Let's go, science.
36:11Let's go, science.
36:12Let's go, science.
36:13Let's go, science.
36:15Let's go, science.
36:21Lulu?
36:24Steffi?
36:24I'm going to pull over.
36:28Hi, how are you?
36:29They still let you work there?
36:31Yeah, new management, and I don't steal as much, so.
36:33Oh, right.
36:33I mean, I steal a little bit, but I've got to keep this job now that I'm a Sears College
36:36student.
36:36You're in college?
36:37Don't act so surprised.
36:39Sorry, I didn't.
36:39No, it's fine.
36:40I go to Forest Park Community College.
36:43It's a...
36:44Oh!
36:44Oh, yeah, great.
36:46So what are you studying?
36:47Psychology.
36:48I'm going to help people out with your bullshit.
36:49You're going to start with yours?
36:52Um, how's the...
36:53Good.
36:53Made it through finals.
36:54You know, it's so weird seeing you.
36:56My mom was just asking about you.
36:57She always liked you, you know?
36:58Yeah.
37:00Um, what did she say?
37:02Oh, you know, she just asked why we stopped hanging out.
37:03Oh.
37:04What did you say?
37:05I told her you turned into an asshole.
37:06Hmm, funny.
37:07I wasn't kidding.
37:08Okay, yeah, I get it.
37:09Okay, you fit in, I didn't.
37:11I think you didn't want to fit in.
37:12I think you wanted to be an asshole.
37:13Easy there, Psych 101.
37:14I'm just saying, I remember, you know?
37:15Like, before.
37:17Before?
37:17Before you decided you want to get the fuck out of here.
37:20We used to laugh.
37:22A lot.
37:26Mr. Jones?
37:31Macy's parents?
37:34Okay, well, it was good to see you.
37:35What are you doing tonight?
37:36I know the door guy at Krabby Pete's.
37:37No idea necessary.
37:39Well, who's going to be there?
37:40Oh, everyone you shut out during high school.
37:43Hmm, a warm room.
37:44Hard pass.
37:45Come, my college friends.
37:46They don't know you.
37:47Clean slate.
37:48You could, guess, have fun.
37:50Or I could, ugh, feel miserable.
37:53Yeah, but isn't that, like, you're buying?
37:56You know it.
37:58It's good to see you cracking a smile.
38:00Sardonically.
38:00Right, yeah, I'll text you.
38:02Bye!
38:14Is this how you got in?
38:17Oh, what is all this?
38:18I recreated our first milestone date.
38:21The bistro at WashU.
38:22The campus square, the snowflakes.
38:24The place that you said you were your happiest.
38:26Sorry, what is going on right now?
38:27Oh, okay, I forgot one thing.
38:28Ooh!
38:30Richie, how did you get in the house?
38:32Oh, I watched a YouTube video on how to pick locks.
38:35You can learn, like, anything on YouTube.
38:36Like, anything.
38:41Oh, shit.
38:42Shit.
38:43Just freeze.
38:58Okay, that was a good idea.
39:01Run!
39:02Oh, come on, run!
39:03What?
39:03Oh, no!
39:05No, no, no!
39:05Close the door!
39:06Close the door!
39:08Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
39:10I know.
39:15I present Jackie Baldwin.
39:16Hi.
39:17Hi.
39:17Take a seat.
39:18Miss Leland, the flight was just heavenly.
39:21Oh, you've got an old taste of first class.
39:23Miss Leland.
39:24Oh, Terry.
39:25Oh.
39:26Whoa.
39:26I'm sweating.
39:27Miss Leland, would you, um...
39:28I'm sorry.
39:29Would you mind pinching me so I know I'm not dreaming?
39:30This is crazy.
39:32Let me just a little squeeze.
39:35See?
39:36Jackie, this is real.
39:38I'm real.
39:39The, uh...
39:40The six-figure book deal I'm offering is very real.
39:42Oh, my goodness.
39:42Professor Littlejohn sending me to you is just...
39:46Too real.
39:46I mean, Miss Leland, how do I even begin to thank her?
39:49Well, I should be thanking her for sending you to me.
39:51Lindy is a once-in-a-generation writer.
39:53A voice that cuts through the noise.
39:54A book editor gets one of those, if she's lucky.
39:56And here I am, starting with my second.
39:58You are just one signature away.
40:00I'm adding your name to my own imprint.
40:14You know, Terry, I should probably have my lawyer look at this first.
40:19You have a lawyer?
40:20Mm-hmm.
40:21She's close by.
40:22How close?
40:22Because I, uh...
40:23I do need to be getting back to it.
40:24She's in the hall, loitering.
40:25Well, I'm sure you have a minute for a once-in-a-generation writer.
40:28You're a quick study.
40:30I unleash hell.
40:31No punchline.
40:32You got me text.
40:33Sure did.
40:34Terry, meet hell.
40:35I'm her lawyer.
40:36And her cousin.
40:38Once removed.
40:40Oh, you might want to jack your phone.
40:46Oh, I see.
40:49Looks like we both have a Google Alert for Professor Littlejohn.
40:53Okay, here it is.
40:54Buried.
40:54An NDA.
40:56Good thing I know where to look.
40:58We're not total rooms.
41:00Excuse me, I just need to use the restroom.
41:02I won't be a moment.
41:04The old heave-ho.
41:05I'll leave your restroom.
41:06Elevator.
41:13Elevator.
41:17No.
41:18Oh, I need to eat.
41:26I'll leave my restroom.
41:30Becausebolan-
41:31Come on.
41:41You don't know what I was going to say
41:43Enlighten me
41:43That was bullshit
41:44This is still my lab
41:45I am the head scientist
41:46Follow me
42:05Is this?
42:06Allowed?
42:06No
42:06Does Hilton know?
42:08No
42:08So I guess everybody does have secrets
42:11And now we have two
42:12But
42:15In the name of science
42:16He looks happy
42:18Is that your scientific assessment?
42:20Yeah, observation is foundational
42:21So beyond observation, how's he doing?
42:23Strong vitals, good appetite, clean fluids, solid feces
42:25What more could one ask for?
42:26Also noted increased speed and sensitive hearing
42:29Interesting, but not harmful
42:30Quite the opposite
42:31Happy, as you've observed
42:32Is accurate
42:34Don't waste your energy
42:35On Hilton's antics
42:36Think of him like an overbearing father
42:38With a sense of humor akin to pull my finger
42:39There is no pleasing him
42:41And he can only please himself
42:44I have been told that
42:45An overbearing father figure is a trigger for me
42:48A scientist who's been to therapy
42:50Since we've got a personal
42:51I have no problem with it
42:52But I have been to therapy
42:53Couples therapy
42:55So, here you go
42:56You are surprising
42:58Which is surprising
43:00I'll bite
43:01I can do personal
43:03How did it go?
43:04Okay, I'll bite back
43:05Um, it's ongoing
43:06Dare I say, complicated
43:08Vivian, you have no idea
43:08Les, you got my name right
43:09You just called me Les
43:12Which...
43:13Please do
43:21Is this an awful app of Union Station on Market Street?
43:24Richard?
43:24Hmm?
43:24What's the fucking plan?
43:25Gotcha
43:26Okay
43:28You've had a phone this whole time
43:29Okay
43:30Because I asked for help
43:31And you brought me a piece of fucking pie
43:32But we have a phone
43:33Okay, so
43:34Here's the plan
43:35Hit me
43:36I, Richard Paul Ware
43:38Willingly sacrifice
43:39My natural size and myself
43:40In the name of love
43:41Oh fuck
43:42For the greatest love story ever told
43:43You will pen our story
43:45Inspiring lovers for generations to come
43:47Thereby earning a second Pulitzer
43:49Then we will live out our days
43:50In the dollhouse
43:51As tiny people
43:52But only in size
43:53Not in spirit
43:53Not in heart
43:56Happily ever after
43:59That's...
44:00That's the plan?
44:00Yeah
44:00That's the plan
44:01So you, uh, I just want
44:03Why, though, would you shrink yourself
44:06Without a plan
44:08To make us big again?
44:10Richard?
44:10Well, I mean
44:11You have no fucking plan at all
44:12Do I have that right?
44:12Well, no
44:13Oh my god
44:13Huh?
44:14No, no, no, no
44:14Why did I think that you would have any answers?
44:16I thought you were gonna save me
44:18Oh my god
44:19No, no, no, no
44:20Less than the team
44:20Are gonna solve the formula eventually
44:21Like they're so close
44:22They're like
44:22No, no, no
44:23Once they solve it
44:24We can choose
44:24Tiny bodies
44:25Big love
44:26Big bodies
44:26Big love
44:27Choose?
44:28You think I would choose this?
44:29Uh, this will run out of
44:31The battery
44:31I should have
44:32I should have packed the charger
44:33But I put the pie in instead
44:34Because you said it was your favorite
44:34I'm walking away
44:35Before I punch you
44:36In the fucking throat
44:37What?
44:38Wait, should I follow you?
44:39No
44:39The train has left the station
44:41Okay?
44:42I'm gonna get the next train
44:43I'm gonna get the next
44:43No
44:44It's the end of the line, Richard
44:45All right
44:46And the end of the metaphor, okay?
44:48All right
44:48Do not fucking quote Shakespeare
44:51Lindy?
44:53Fifteen years of silence
44:54No, no
44:55Fifteen years of silence
44:56But
44:56Fifteen years
44:57Of silence
44:58And now my dream
44:59My imprint
44:59My publishing imprint
45:00Perry Leyland Publishing
45:03Simple
45:03Elegant
45:04Dignified
45:05Slipping through my manicured fingers
45:09Does she care?
45:10No
45:11Does she demand more?
45:12Yes
45:12Are we still friends?
45:15I don't know
45:20You help her
45:22Who helps you?
45:25Me
45:29Transactional relationships
45:30Are
45:31Unsustainable
45:33Unlonely
45:38You are good people
45:40I know at least 30 people
45:41Who would disagree with you about that
45:44More opinions
45:45Don't equal truth
45:49You are so wise
45:58You got me in a twist
46:01I like that
46:03A lot
46:11May I
46:11May I ask
46:12Are you married?
46:14You may
46:18Oh
46:19Are you married?
46:20In a way
46:20Is he
46:21She
46:21He
46:22Is he
46:23Alive?
46:24In a way
46:25Oh
46:25We're starting with alive
46:26Isn't the term alive
46:27Binary in its nature?
46:28A living organism
46:29Is considered alive
46:30If it exhibits
46:30Certain characteristics
46:31That differentiates it
46:32From non-living matter
46:33In a way
46:34My husband
46:34Cannot be differentiated
46:35From non-living matter
46:36May I ask
46:37No
46:37We're done here
46:38But it felt good to share
46:40Oh no
46:40What?
46:41I think Mr. McGoo
46:42Is having a seizure
46:43Seizure?
46:44What?
46:44She could die
46:45Okay I can't lose her
46:46Her?
46:47I'm sorry
46:48Him
46:48Are you okay?
46:49Yes I just left
46:50The fucking cat
46:50Okay
46:51The seizure has stopped
46:52His heart rate is back to normal
46:53Okay good
46:54My heart is racing
46:58Your pulse is excessively high
46:59The wrist
47:00Excessively sweaty
47:03Nothing can happen to that cat
47:05Okay
47:05Mr. McGoo is fine
47:06I'm more worried about you
47:08I appreciate your concern
47:09I am
47:10Go
47:11Excuse me
47:17Come on
47:17Where is she?
47:20Oh come on
47:21Where is she?
47:21Where is she?
47:22Where is she?
47:23Come on
47:30I'm utterly alone
47:42I was just looking for you
47:43Why?
47:44I wanted to tell you
47:45How much I loved your speech
47:47What are your notes professor?
47:49No notes
47:49Very efficient use of your words
47:50Yeah
47:51Sure
47:51Right
47:52Fission again
47:53Listen
47:53I know that you didn't want to do anything for graduation
47:55But I wondered if you and I could go get milkshakes at Mandy's
48:00Not ten
48:02Yeah I know
48:03I just thought it would be you know
48:05Nostalgic?
48:06Yeah you busted me
48:07I'm so uncool so
48:10It's just ice cream
48:11What do you think?
48:12Okay I can't
48:13I'm leaving
48:15For where?
48:16College
48:16It's June
48:17College starts in the fall
48:18Didn't dad tell you?
48:19He got me like some internship or observation whatever thing
48:24No
48:24No dad did not
48:26Dad did not what?
48:27Lulu's summer plans?
48:29I didn't tell you?
48:30No
48:30Well it was very last minute
48:31Um
48:32I thought I told you
48:33Sorry
48:39Where are you going?
48:42Didn't I tell you?
48:48You're the second person today
48:49Drowning sorrows in a milkshake
48:51Oh yeah
48:52Huh
48:52Was it another mother?
48:57It was me
49:00How are you sad ever?
49:02I'd ask you the same thing
49:03But I've read your work
49:04And I mean that with all respect
49:06And a head to chest
49:08Do I know you?
49:09No
49:09No no
49:10I know you
49:12And I love you
49:12In full transparency
49:14I work at the lab
49:15With your husband
49:16Oh
49:17Well
49:19Too bad
49:22Yeah
49:27You know
49:30I would be remiss
49:31If I didn't take the opportunity
49:32To tell you how much I admire
49:34And a duel
49:35And a duel
49:35You're not
49:36But no look
49:37Your ability
49:37To capture the weight
49:39The burden
49:39Of the mother's complicated emotional relationship
49:41Not only with the daughter
49:42But with herself
49:43Come on
49:43That is a master class
49:44It is a master class
49:45In dimension
49:45And in heartbreak
49:47And in a lesser writer's hand
49:48It could come across as cartoonish
49:49You're salacious
49:50But
49:50I was
49:51I am
49:52You know
49:52It stays with you
49:53Deeply moved
49:53By the daughter's ability
49:55To thrive under the complex emotional circumstances
49:57Thrust upon her
49:58It is a hero's journey
50:01Underneath a comedic cry for help
50:06I just wanted to give that daughter
50:07A hug
50:09It's reductive I know
50:10But it's true
50:15I could really use a hug
50:17This might be overstepping
50:19But I would be happy to provide one
50:23Okay
50:38Is this okay?
50:40That's perfect
50:43Your mom's here
50:44Yeah okay
50:44Thank you Barb
50:48I should
50:48I should go
50:49Okay
50:52She doesn't like to drive at night
50:53The sun's out
50:54It's setting
51:05I am alone
51:08We're all alone
51:45I'm alone
52:01what are you doing going home because of the showdown at high noon over burgers in my lab
52:05i am the sheriff okay great galloping god what are you not getting here okay listen there is a new
52:10gun in town and he's wearing a black hat but he has got the money fine whatever he started that's
52:14adult i have to go home martin okay you know what hey hey hilton has not left the building yet
52:18this
52:19does not look good oh fuck him him me everyone okay you know what you're tying your own shoelaces
52:23elements are family emergency what is it yes people could be dead what people people who what
52:37do we like that guy we might okay but do we have to like poke him a bit you know
52:42i can pull up the
52:42presentation watch him shake bacon shit not yet he's not not useful okay it's your call
52:50until it isn't that's not what we discussed as the brains and boots on the ground as you like to
52:55refer to me i have final say when it comes to the talent the talent sure but my gut's a
53:03poke
53:05poke poke poke you can't help yourself can you neither can you
53:10poke poke poke don't poke poke do not
53:17what i'm not touching you oh you're gonna go oh really okay well that's childish
53:23oh god not now nails no time for questions no time for comments thank you no problem
53:28come on to something bigger oh yeah bigger than me on the story not anymore what whatever i gotta go
53:46i'm not failing we're here look we're walking through the doors it's gonna be fun it's gonna
53:49be great you said you were coming earlier what happened this is earlier wear a damn watch
53:54what's up mike this is my old friend lulu we go way back lulu mike hey go find me when
54:00you get a
54:00break okay anything for you boss wow you got id what id yeah i i'm just kidding you look 21
54:09to me
54:14hit right i hate him
54:37i will save myself
54:43come on fucker
54:45come on fucker
54:47come on fucker
54:53come on fucker
54:57come on fucker
54:59come on fucker
55:16this isn't goodbye space cullen it's over now
55:27i can't believe you're here
55:33mic drop mic drop you did the thing at graduation right yeah the mic drop mic drop yeah that was
55:39me
55:40my grandma hated your speech and i hate my grandma so thank you i told you stupid assholes it's her
55:46the mic drop
55:48see no one cares fun right sure are you at forest park no are you kidding just a question
55:55uh she goes to school in manhattan oh did you guys know that her mom wrote my brain ghost starts
56:00with black
56:01that's your mom we read it in class
56:04your mom's childhood the dinner table wow the class was narcissism fiction and we know it's fiction
56:09there's a lot of truth in fiction was your mom capable of showing you any kind of affection
56:12at all what the fuck kind of question is that what the fuck kind of question is that it's so
56:15defensive not tracks
56:16hey my job hey
56:17what
56:18shots let's go
56:18shots let's go
56:19no lulu lulu
56:19she please don't
56:21no it's not
56:33fine
56:35you look uh filthy i was gonna say strong so that's my phone i'm impressed that well i hoped you
56:43would
56:43be i'm driving you're what wait wait we're leaving yeah we'll come back and loot the place
56:50where are we going into the sunset richie it's the dawn of a new day
56:58i'm a little worried msu what are you talking about oh we need to get you some water what is
57:02dumb is just stuff in the place was your mom even capable of like showing any actual affection
57:07funny she's drunk steph i'm gonna go i'll see you after the new year
57:14what the fuck
57:18psycho
57:19let's go
57:20hi guys why
57:23oh my god why
57:24what is wrong with you
57:25i'm sorry i don't go to lol university with all y'all
57:27you're acting like a bitch
57:28me i'm bitch
57:30i think you overreacted i get it your mom's a trigger but
57:32wait wait no is that like your professional opinion
57:35wow
57:36huh
57:37okay look you have to go to a better school if you want people to take you seriously
57:40okay i'm just being real
57:44hey ever read your mom's book
57:46no um she wrote some shit about me one time so um i already know she hates me
57:50hmm yeah uh well you might want to read it oh why
57:54why because you're just like her
57:58my trouble
58:06word to the wise you want to be liked don't be a dick
58:10okay word to the dipshit i don't give a fuck who likes me
58:13uh bullshit
58:15fat
58:15no you care too much
58:16and it's showing
58:36what are you doing here
58:37what are you doing here i live here well you're supposed to be in vermont here i'm here to cat
58:41sit
58:41where is mr magoo
58:42mom stop put everything down
58:45put it down
58:46well i i'm almost done oh my suitcase it bumped the plan
58:49i don't care i don't care just leave it don't
58:52walk or move or do or touch anything
58:54end it
58:55yes
58:58i i i just cleaned that up here let me
59:00no no please just don't please just stay where you are
59:03do not move
59:12stay
59:20mindy
59:22mindy where are you
59:33mindy where are you
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