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00:10I hear that. I really do. It's just really not a good day to me, because it's Eid, so I've
00:14got to stick with family.
00:14Okay. Well, you could have stuck with the family yesterday, but now you've got to do what the shiz long
00:18you created.
00:18Is it really that bad? A lot of people seem to like the whole action and routine.
00:22I reckon it will help them visualize me as Bond.
00:25Okay. Well, there is a lot of chatter. Some people think you're a tough guy, other people think you're insane.
00:28This could cost you the role.
00:30Oh, fuck.
00:34Saju, how many of you are doing this?
00:36Mommy, have you met Felicia?
00:37This is the team.
00:38Oh, this is your agent.
00:42Mommy, remember I said to wait in a car and I'm going to get the suite?
00:45No, don't give me the suite.
00:48Felicia.
00:48Zafika.
00:49Farron.
00:50Same as you, just babysitting Bond.
00:52Well, now only auntie's waiting for you.
00:53It's very disgraceful.
00:54Felicia, you're going to get him the job.
00:56Yes.
00:57If he kills me.
00:59Shaji is just perfect for the job. I'll tell you why.
01:01Okay.
01:01When he was a little boy, he used to say, Mama, I want a license to kill. Remember, Shaji?
01:06Oh, how specific?
01:07I don't remember that.
01:08Yeah.
01:10Oh, look, he's got the mid-time.
01:11I'll just be a minute, okay?
01:12Bye-bye, Felicia.
01:13Bye, I'm so sorry.
01:14You don't know if you're a black lady.
01:20Sorry.
01:21You are a black lady.
01:22I know.
01:26What the fuck is this?
01:27You tell me.
01:34Oh, you know what?
01:35I can't get into this right now.
01:36Okay, listen, none of this, none of this matters, okay?
01:39No one reads the fucking news.
01:40However, this is a big problem.
01:44The person you assaulted, you broke his arm and now he wants an apology.
01:47Sid said he was going for the giant Buddha's head, but now he's coming for you with 200,000
01:51followers and counting, young and brown, your core fan base.
01:55Assaulted?
01:56This man ran at me with a metal object, Felicia.
01:59It was a kind of straight pain, Shah.
02:01Yeah, you know what I'd say.
02:02I mean, the worst he could have done was tag you.
02:04Okay, fine, just give him his apology.
02:05Okay, good.
02:05All right, so how are you going to do?
02:07Oh, no, you have to apologize.
02:09On a video by end of day or he's pressing charges.
02:12Listen, it's Ian, so I've got to stick with the family.
02:14My mom usually hosts, but I fucked that up this time.
02:16That's on me.
02:17I can't be dealing with this.
02:18I have to be with the fan today.
02:19I have to make it right.
02:20This is about your career, Shah.
02:22Your credibility in your community for the people that you see are doing all of this for.
02:30Is it your most followers of me?
02:31Shah!
02:33I'm Shah Latif here.
02:35Eve Mubarak to everyone celebrating.
02:37I want to address the incident at the King's Museum last night.
02:40You might have heard about it or seen it.
02:42Well, I lived it.
02:43And I want you to know that in that moment, I wasn't thinking at all.
02:46I was acting out of sheer instinct.
02:50Community is the most important thing in the world to me.
02:54And I would never take it for granted.
02:56And there's nothing more painful to me than to know that I might have hurt a member of my own
03:00community.
03:01And to know that I might have betrayed your trust in some way, hurts me deeply.
03:06You good, yeah?
03:07Yeah, I'm good, yeah.
03:10So, you've come to visit us lonely villagers.
03:14Oxford educated.
03:15But no sense.
03:17Why did you attack that young man?
03:18Don't listen to him.
03:19Come, let's take a selfie.
03:22And I want you to know that I'm going to do everything in my power to make up for it
03:26and to make it right.
03:29Should have won black.
03:31It would go better with the animal witch's gold palace.
03:36Eve is my day.
03:37It belongs to all Muslims.
03:38But me.
03:39It's mine.
03:40And she took it.
03:41You know one thing she doesn't have?
03:43What?
03:44Her son, Salim, you know, golden boy.
03:48I stood to buy a big shot.
03:50Always trying to compete with you.
03:52Bad shot.
03:53Probably getting a Russian prostitute pregnant this second.
03:55Don't talk, Felty.
03:59Orbital?
04:00She doesn't have her main attraction.
04:03Even me can be the stars of the show.
04:05We just...
04:06Come on.
04:08You worried about what Norti Naila thinks?
04:09Nangi Naila.
04:10Nangi Naila.
04:13She always shows skin because she's got no style.
04:16Where is she?
04:17She's probably too busy checking herself out in the mirror to come host her own party.
04:34Samina.
04:35He's Mubarak.
04:36He's Mubarak.
04:38So happy you could come.
04:40So we decided to co-host this year.
04:42This part of you, Kamal, did you, Tahira?
04:44But you know Naila, how do you deal with her?
04:47She doesn't have to deal with her.
04:48She doesn't have to deal with her.
04:49She doesn't have to do the decoration.
04:50She's a penthouse.
04:53The Quran says charity is a blessing.
04:55Please eat it in the garden.
04:57Eid Mubarak.
04:59Eid Mubarak.
05:05Eid Mubarak.
05:06Eid Mubarak.
05:07Thanks for coming.
05:09Hello, ladies.
05:10Eid Mubarak.
05:35Eid Mubarak.
05:36Something with Mayra Khan in it.
05:38No, no, you're doing a good job, don't you?
05:45Wait, I'm here.
05:46It's hot right now.
05:54Sha, good first try, good first try,
05:57but I'm going to need you to do another apology video.
06:00First, you forgot to say the words, I'm sorry,
06:02which is kind of key to the whole thing.
06:04He's buff, huh?
06:05Keith says he's gone mental.
06:07Yes, fucking heart.
06:08Sorry, can you in my focus, please?
06:10This is the latest.
06:12Well, this guy likes you.
06:17Also, the whole Aladdin outfit and the Bollywood sweet shop,
06:20it's their community like ten times.
06:22It feels like you're begging it.
06:24Maybe down the brow.
06:26I don't get it what is a problem.
06:27Shut up, man, I'm 22, mate.
06:30What were you trying to get wifed up?
06:32Get it to me sooner rather than later.
06:34This is not going away.
06:36Hi, everyone.
06:37Shah Latif here.
06:38Now, last night at the King's Museum,
06:40a brother and I came into conflict.
06:43I should not have reacted the way that I did.
06:46And the brother in question, perhaps,
06:48should not have run at me with a metal object
06:51the way that he did.
06:52Wuba is a community-led...
06:55It's not fucking community-led.
06:56The fact is, we're all in this together.
06:58And in the future, I promise to use my platform
07:00not to lash out, but to reach out.
07:04Bro.
07:05Wuba is full of...
07:07You want some chai or something?
07:09No.
07:11Wuba...
07:11Bro, we good?
07:12I'm good, are you good?
07:13Yeah, I'm good, bro.
07:14We good.
07:15I'm good, are you good?
07:16Yeah, I'm good.
07:16I'm good, then.
07:18Wuba, not Wuba.
07:19What are you doing?
07:19Trying to focus, man.
07:20You are distracting me.
07:22Alright.
07:23Yes.
07:23They've got them little laddus over there
07:25with the pink and green balls on them.
07:26You want them?
07:26Big man, please.
07:27I don't want laddus right now, okay?
07:29I just want to concentrate.
07:30Are you supposed to be holding Ammi's hand?
07:33Oh, yeah.
07:33Shit.
07:34In a bit, yeah?
07:34Don't bring me no laddus.
07:36We'll go forward with that.
07:37Oh, okay, child.
07:39Oh, okay, child.
07:39Move the baby.
07:40Oh, okay, child.
07:42Hey.
07:44Here I go.
07:44It's time to go.
07:45It's time to go.
07:45You came in?
07:46Where have you been?
07:47I've just been checking on Baba and Zofi.
07:49Bastard, you promised you're not going to leave me.
07:51So if I just die standing here alone...
07:53Please.
07:54Please don't do this now.
07:55You left me.
07:56I'm sorry.
07:57My name!
07:59My Salim is coming!
08:04Salim, my child!
08:09Salim!
08:15Salim!
08:16Salim!
08:18Salim!
08:18Salim!
08:19Salim!
08:27Salim!
08:28Oh, oh, oh, oh...
08:37Look at him, the dancing monkey, doing his mother's dirty bidding, making Russian prostitutes
08:45pregnant.
08:45Look.
08:46No, he's not, Mummy.
08:46That was a joke that I just made.
08:50Oh, look at that fresh spray.
08:52Zulfi, weakest of us all.
08:56Don't leave.
08:57Shahjush is coming.
08:57Don't leave.
08:58Shahjush is coming.
08:58Shahbeta, can I borrow your mummy for a minute?
09:00I need my co-host in the kitchen.
09:02Okay, we're just gonna...
09:03Okay, okay.
09:04No, no, let's go.
09:04Let's go.
09:05Let's go.
09:05Let's go.
09:09Our KPI is the most interesting thing about this, okay?
09:12It's the retention of the customer base after that discount period, you know?
09:15It's off the charts.
09:16People want more community-driven rideshare options.
09:18Yes, Salim.
09:19Yes.
09:20What are you saying, bro?
09:20Yes.
09:21Look at this guy.
09:22You good?
09:22Yeah.
09:23Come join us, man.
09:24Join us.
09:24Yeah, I've got you some logos, bro.
09:28Yeah, so I never got your number.
09:29How you been?
09:30I've been good, bro.
09:30Yeah?
09:31You've been breaking shit.
09:33What do you mean by that?
09:35Glass ceilings.
09:37Try it, man.
09:37Try it, you know?
09:38And I got his arm.
09:40It's just a fracture.
09:41Hey, just to bring this back to what we were talking about before you got here.
09:44Yeah.
09:44You know, our number of drivers are growing.
09:46By the day, we'll be in all key five bars by June, so.
09:49Muba!
09:50Sick idea, innit?
09:51I've been there from day one, I remember.
09:52Bro, I'm so proud of this guy.
09:54Gus Smith is so proud.
09:55And you know what's amazing?
09:55He's always been an entrepreneur.
09:57If anything, he just went from selling grams to Instagram.
10:04Just out of interest, what's your credit situation with the criminal record and everything?
10:08No problems whatsoever.
10:09No issues.
10:10And just for clarity, I didn't go inside for selling more.
10:14It's not just five-bit of violent disorder.
10:15It was.
10:16It was self-defense to be honest with you.
10:17It was really before in a way.
10:18He's a ride or die and he was there for me.
10:19Any credit issues though?
10:20No credit issues because I'm going all in with everything that I've got, right?
10:24So if you need any credit, if you need financing, just talk to me.
10:27Sorry, I was on the impression we were coming in seed round rather than source series A.
10:32See this conversation here?
10:33This is, in fact, the closest he's been to the business.
10:37Right?
10:38In fact, obviously, it's too close.
10:40Okay, give me back my dildos then.
10:44Even for me personally, the most important quality by Amruba is, in fact, the quality of the relationships.
10:51We're not just there for them when we want.
10:53Because that's bullshit.
10:55That's fake.
10:56Get the fuck off me, bro.
10:58I don't know.
11:01And anyway, I've always had a passion for customer services.
11:03It's my thing.
11:04That's one thing I picked up in Dubai.
11:06That's what we do best, hospitality.
11:07That's our culture.
11:08One might say, the Muslim way of doing business.
11:11I love the idea.
11:13I'm going to present it to the guys, see what they say.
11:14Well, you're taking this...
11:16You're trying to get investment from Dubai.
11:20Yeah, okay.
11:21Yeah.
11:22You good?
11:23No, I'm just saying, you know, Dubai works for people with the, you know, all like, with the...
11:27But, I mean, what the fuck's this guy going to do in Dubai, man?
11:30He ain't going to let you in, bro.
11:31You don't want to go there, man.
11:32I'm all in, yeah?
11:33Remember that.
11:37He was disrespectful.
11:38He referred to your quiff like that.
11:39There was no need.
11:41He looks good.
11:42Shah!
11:42Got your second apology.
11:44Yeah, that's not gonna work.
11:45First of all, what was up with that background?
11:48If you post that, you'll have to issue a second apology for being a rich arsehole.
11:51Also, you forgot to say sorry again.
11:54What the?
11:55First class, Naila.
11:58Sano, you're here.
12:00Next year, he's back at yours, no?
12:01No, absolutely, yes.
12:03Very kind of you.
12:04If you just stepped in this year, Naila.
12:06Taira, don't worry.
12:08Taira, don't worry.
12:08Everything's fine at home, right?
12:11Why?
12:13No, nothing.
12:14Just because I was watching Shanju today, and I thought...
12:19I worry for him.
12:21For all of you.
12:22It's so much pressure.
12:23That's very kind of you to worry.
12:25I see a bit of your sister in here.
12:35How much is it?
12:35Does Shachan have someone you can talk to?
12:38He has me.
12:39Rukhaya had you too.
12:40But she needed more help, right?
12:43I don't see anything else.
12:45She doesn't know anything, she was...
12:46Naila, please.
12:48It's all good.
12:49My son is going to be the next James Bond.
12:51We all couldn't be more proud.
12:54It's all good.
12:54My son is going to be the next James Bond.
12:55It's okay to talk about these struggles now.
12:59Really?
13:00Yeah.
13:03It's all good. First class.
13:59Shia, we need that apology. We're running out of time.
14:02I've literally written it out for you. Just find a quiet, neutral room, record it and send it back now
14:08before it's too fucking late, okay?
14:32Am I interrupting something?
14:34Yeah. A conversation.
14:39Can you fucking close the door, please? Thank you.
14:42Is this like you two...
14:44I like her. Texting. Wow.
14:46So how long has this been going on? Six months. Three months? Okay, so this is nothing.
14:52Can we please not do this in front of Shia? I'm sure. I'm not going to tell anyone.
14:54Come here. Can we not do this in front of Shia? I came here for you.
14:57But I never asked you to, did I? But I asked me to. I never... Calm down. I never fucking
15:02asked you to.
15:02And this, this whole thing you're doing here, this is what I'm talking about. This is the whole problem.
15:05So just to clarify, you didn't come in to see Zulfield in for the thing? No. Yes.
15:08Does he know, by the way? Oh, fuck's sake. Well, yeah, he's going to find out now, isn't he?
15:12I'm not going to say anything. I've got your back. I've got your back.
15:15Look, we don't have to tell anyone. Let's just be real about what this is, because this is something, right?
15:20Me and you both know it. What does that even mean, bro?
15:24You live a million miles away, okay? You have a whole life. You have fucking house keys, car keys.
15:30So many keys, okay? I have one key. I can give you keys. I don't want your keys, okay? I
15:35want mine.
15:36Yo, can I just step in here for a minute, offer maybe a different perspective from my own more mature
15:40experience, yeah?
15:41I want an honest answer from both of you, okay? Alright? Alright.
15:45Now, let's say, let's say you've been texting. There's some emotional ambiguity about where you both stand.
15:52Alright? Yeah? You can relate, right? You send a message, a heartfelt one. Instead of it going green, it goes
15:59grey.
16:00What does that mean to you? It means you're blocked.
16:05Fuck off, really? Yeah. Let me just show you this.
16:08Okay, I'm going to ask you to leave now.
16:09Yeah, sure, you just could leave?
16:10No, no, no. Oi? Don't say anything to anyone. I'm chill.
16:16Salim, yeah?
16:20He's not fucking chill.
16:27With trade gone, who will lead the prayer?
16:29Pasha? Okay.
16:32He recites beautifully but I think I should lead.
16:35How will you? Seated?
16:36I won't be seated.
16:37How is it? Think about it.
16:38Let someone else lead.
16:40Listen, you asswipes. I can run circles around you idiots. I will lead.
16:51by so desperately pursuing the role of bond an icon of the white establishment
16:56charlatif is exchanging his political art for vanilla distraction and so he joins a long line
17:01of brown men who think that by becoming our oppressor he's somehow liberating all of us
17:05and he puts a filter on his imdb pic to look more white
17:31hey charlatif here i was involved in an incident last night at the king's museum that was both
17:36unfortunate and avoidable and i'm deeply sorry
17:39you fucking thick
17:47charlatif here last night at the king's museum i fucked up a guy running at me with a metal object
17:52and apparently i'm the one who has to apologize
17:59hi charlatif here literally nothing to apologize for trying to save my career
18:03and my life so i'll fuck you and your little tiktok you little
18:11assamya allah uliman hamida
18:36hello
18:40yeah is this sid uh yeah hi hi this is charlatif is it actually yeah it is actually but i
18:49just
18:49want to say i am so so sorry for what happened yesterday no excuses i was banging out of order
19:01i just don't know what came over me i really hope you can find it in in your heart to
19:05please forgive me
19:08yo i appreciate this man i really do i was gonna call my lawyers um but then the fact you
19:15called man
19:16oh bro he's been he's been eating me up the whole day
19:18i can't tell you how much this means man legit
19:23do you mind just sending me what you just said
19:26like in a recording
19:29sorry
19:30i need the engagement bro
19:32right i mean i guess so
19:35nice man appreciate it all right oh and thanks for the follow mate just remember
19:39keep the vid under 90 for the algorithm
19:44keep the vid under 90 for the reason why i wasn't praying on a chair already
20:09you want to sit down
20:10come on
20:11come on
20:12how's your breathing okay
20:14you okay huh why didn't you sit him down
20:16well now you want to be involved
20:17what the fuck's that supposed to mean i'm doing something
20:19it's for yourself don't come at me you always fucking want to be the hero and you're never
20:22all right
20:22all right
20:23come on mate
20:24huh baba
20:25is anyone getting any water
20:27i'm glad you want to get a blanket or something
20:32are you good bro
20:34are you good
20:35are you dumb
20:37he's a fucking diabetic
20:38and you're giving him boxes of sweets
20:40shabash bit up
20:41all right all right
20:41shall i just fuck off again yeah
20:42he's better when i'm not around that's what you're saying
20:44no no what he's not my dad he's your dad
20:46what
20:46huh
20:47shut you
20:48you know what you think you're a fucking bad man
20:50oh
20:50fucking yeah my people is my
20:52how the fuck you're gonna help your people
20:53if you're too busy sucking white people's dicks
20:57it's okay he's just crying about last night bro
20:59well you came in to take me
21:00you came for a free fucking meal bro
21:01i saw you giving out your little business cards
21:02that's some sweaty old minicap driver
21:04blow it blow it bro
21:05he's a leech man
21:06tell us if he's been leeching off me my whole life
21:07what are you trying to leech off this dickhead
21:09bro he doesn't care about your shitty ideas
21:11he's trying to chirp his little sister
21:13what
21:13only jerse
21:14i love her
21:14all right
21:15what the fuck man
21:16are you fucking are you mad
21:18listen don't listen to him he's lost the fucking plot
21:20he's been chatting to a pig's head in the freezer
21:21what
21:21what freezer
21:22in the garage and he's been talking to it
21:23you're talking to a pig's head
21:25what if i have
21:25what if i have what if i have
21:27better listener than any of you lot
21:28well that's what happens when you're related to you guys
21:30i'm not the first family member to lose my mind
21:37why are you why are you saying that to me
21:39no no i'm asking why is he saying that to me
21:40what did i do what i do i'm trying to fucking make a difference
21:43i'm not just sat there fucking complaining about everything
21:45well you lot will judge me
21:46huh
21:46why are you fucking touching me
21:48don't touch me
21:49i'm trying to change the world
21:50all right
21:51so anyone doesn't look at you and think you're some
21:53fucking worthless thinking
21:54bitch
21:58she blames you for what happened to your mom bro
22:00shut up
22:28boy
22:42amazing one mixed brew wow one biryani
22:51great and some naan ah thank you enjoy your meal let us know if you would like anything else
22:55uh can i get some more water yes sure thank you oh my god yasmin what the fuck what are
23:15you doing here
23:15what are you doing here oh yeah you um come here every year or need don't you i totally forgot
23:23you forgot yeah yeah i'm just here i'm just picking up some food right what a coincidence
23:30actually um do you mind if i
23:35what's happening i just told you i'm just gonna pick up some food on the other side of london
23:40at 9 30. on eid yeah don't eat that why not you won't like it i think i know what
23:48i like
23:48chicken not lamb why would you get the chicken trying new things is that okay
23:54no it'd be weird because the lambs are signature okay so you're here because of the article can
23:58we stop pretending i'm sorry what article are you being serious right now i'm sorry if i missed your
24:07what is it with an article that sounds fun tell me about it you're doubling down on this right
24:12dude you know how it's like i've got busy you you're busy well i'm sure you're not fixated on
24:16everything that i'm doing this is a strong take i gotta hand it to you i don't know what you
24:20mean
24:20it sounds like you think i'm like killing myself to be something that i'm not and you memorized it
24:25that's sad who's that oh you said i'm not sad i've been having a great time i've been swapping out
24:30uh political art for vanilla destruction can you stop which is my team my article please and it's not
24:35even about you actually oh it's not about me full disclosure charlotte if and i know one another
24:40and have spent time together socially is that how you're going to describe our relationship
24:45well that's how you describe the relationship and you calm down these people are not your audience
24:49you're ruining their dinner and mine this is revenge porn man this is revenge porn dressed up as
24:54an identity politics and pop culture pink piece is it revenge porn if you're fucking yourself over
24:59yeah yeah actually it is that's a sub-genre of revenge porn yeah it is it doesn't matter what kind
25:03of
25:03delete that now delete that or i'll break your fucking nose with it yes and the deleted pics
25:09folder what do you think i'm fucking thick isn't that what you want and that's not a private
25:14language here you idiot dude can you just delete it i wanted a selfie you can talk to me i'm
25:19very
25:19approachable okay uncle yeah thank you dude enjoy your milkshake thank you yeah shows up what are you
25:23doing are you kidding me enjoy your little fan come on man let's take it have you been paid is
25:27she paid
25:27yes i paid well and i'm the dramatic one okay look look time out please i just want to talk
25:32excuse me after all this time i'm sorry can we just have a chat it's not right man it's not
25:37right
25:39i'm here i want to take something car
25:42fucking hell
25:43why did you say that is that is there a back door where's the back door i think they're here
25:48for me right
25:48anyone fine thanks i'll find it myself wait wait wait go away go away you're not allowed
26:02not allowed please sorry
26:06sorry what is
26:07what is
26:10i'm not trying i'm trying to be there
26:14i'm on my way out
26:15i'm on my way out
26:21i didn't i didn't
26:22chargers stop
26:24okay okay sorry i want to be done all wrong
26:27i just wanted to see you the last bit wasn't my fault
26:30come on now that was crazy
26:33you're crazy me oh you knocked three people out just by staring at me
26:38if you ever need uh a job i could do with security
26:42if you think that was fine you have some serious issues
26:45but then you know book club for one what kind of ease is that huh
26:48how about your ease what crossing london to stalk your ex you need help
26:51you know i do and and you did help me
26:54and i'm grateful because it shows that you care
26:56i do care
26:57what's more beautiful lady
27:00you know what yeah
27:01yeah i'll buy a rose
27:03well i should be thanking you right
27:04no please
27:07what how much a rose
27:08five for you
27:09okay that's a bit steep i'll do 250 for her
27:11you're embarrassing yourself
27:11oh that isn't that that's not the first time i would have done that for you though is it
27:15i don't need a rose from you
27:17you don't need anything from anyone
27:18no just not from you actually my life's pretty great
27:20okay if it's great lend me five pounds
27:22and i'll buy you a rose and i'm gonna stop and scratch
27:25but i found the princess
27:28you know if you knew me at all
27:31you know i hate roses
27:33i remember that i just
27:34you gotta love the gesture huh
27:37you love the gesture
27:37guys guys why don't you come in for the best curry on brick lane
27:4020% off for the lovely couple eh
27:42we're not a couple
27:43but we used to be
27:43you met my family
27:45yeah i did actually
27:46and you know what
27:47he made me wear a jacket over my sleeveless dress
27:50the first time when i met his dad
27:51well not in a funder way
27:52just my dad's a bit of a like
27:53a little pervy uncle mate
27:54listen
27:55she was making out like i would have
27:56locked her in a cupboard if we carried on dating
27:58yeah
27:59she put all her cultural and family issues on me
28:01just because i'm brown
28:01that's racist isn't it
28:02isn't it more racist to be killing yourself
28:04to play a white neocolonial mi6 agent
28:06but if i played him he wouldn't be white would he
28:08yeah but you would be
28:09guys i've got an idea
28:10why don't you go to my cousin's restaurant across the road
28:12i think that's better for you
28:13don't you want to hear about how he brought a date
28:15to my friends and family screening
28:16a date
28:18that was not a date
28:19she was a world colleague that i brought
28:20she was shit in your mango tree flop
28:22guessing it wasn't enough to snorke her on screen
28:24good for the career to be spotted out and about with her
28:26god forbid anything come from all that
28:28okay
28:29hadn't you broken up by then
28:30sure that night was about me
28:32okay
28:32and also taking a break isn't the same as breaking up
28:35okay
28:35so then how exactly would you define how we
28:37fucking cunt
28:38fuck
28:38what
28:39i left my bag at the restaurant
28:41okay do you
28:42um
28:43you have to go back there now
28:44i have my passport in it and i'm leaving tomorrow
28:45where are you going
28:46fuck argentina
28:47what
28:48why are you going to argentina
28:49wait
28:51someone's taken it
28:52my airports are moving
28:54fuck
28:54oh shit
28:55you're going to catch them
28:56fuck
28:56you need a cabinet
28:57oh wait
28:58taxi
29:00i need to get it back
29:01that's gone
29:02listen
29:03can you just
29:03just let me help
29:05just trust me for once
29:08i don't know
29:09come on
29:10come on
29:11come on
29:12come on
29:13come on
29:14yeah yeah yeah
29:14seriously
29:15hey mate
29:15listen
29:16can you give us a lift
29:17yeah
29:18okay
29:18yeah
29:19how fast is this guy
29:20not that fast
29:21faster than walking though isn't it
29:23oh yeah it's a bike
29:26if you annoy me
29:26i will ditch you
29:27understood
29:28you always say that
29:29but you're still here
29:29yeah well i'm leaving the country tomorrow aren't i
29:31hey
29:32this is an emergency
29:33can you follow this dog
29:35yeah
29:35all right auntie
29:36i've got you
29:37auntie
29:38you're definitely going to get it too
29:38all right listen
29:40it's going to be fine
29:41what's an argentina
29:43funding came through for my doc
29:44you should break one
29:45mm-hmm
29:46come on
29:48come on
29:49proud of you man
29:51i don't mean that the patronizing thing
29:52well it was a little bit patronizing
29:54no seriously
29:54i wish there were more talking about
29:56about shipwrecks
30:07your dad is more um
30:09her than fondo
30:12i appreciate you saying that
30:14he would have killed to have me in your family
30:17i would have liked to kill him
30:18i'd have to keep pulling him to one side
30:19like that what the fuck you doing
30:20chill out mate
30:25how is he
30:27he's not good
30:28nah
30:29he's not um
30:32yeah he's not good
30:38i think my whole family hates me
30:41they probably do
30:52that's not
30:53shut up
30:57come on that's crazy
30:59of all the tunes
31:01that's wild
31:06me you turn up
31:09better turn up for your auntie
31:11i'll get an auntie with a rabies
31:13i can make it all cleaner
31:19don't pretend
31:19that you're feeling
31:22fly so hard
31:23that you can't
31:25conceal it
31:26whatever you feel inside
31:28i can make you
31:29is it here?
31:30somewhere around there
31:31maybe it's in the diner over there
31:33in there?
31:34no
31:37thanks
31:37yeah
31:3810% off your next ride
31:40leaving tomorrow
31:41well when you get back then
31:42not coming back
31:42what do you mean you're not coming back?
31:44doesn't matter
31:45what do you mean by that?
31:47okay
31:47money
31:48jolly
31:48no man
31:50nice one
31:53what do you mean you're not
31:53coming back?
31:54no
31:56it's here
31:59okay
31:59okay
32:00um
32:01yeah
32:01i think
32:02is that down there on the left?
32:04yeah
32:04hurry up
32:04it takes weeks to get a new passport
32:06don't worry
32:06we're gonna get it
32:07wait
32:08i think it is
32:09it's like
32:10it's this one here
32:16hi
32:17hi
32:19welcome to the glow up
32:2025 head
32:21oh
32:21all i'd like to pay
32:22please
32:23but i don't have my wallet or phone
32:25so
32:26how's this become an expensive date for me?
32:32and here are your body bags
32:36down the corridor on the right
32:37thank you
32:38all right
32:39okay
32:39so what are we going to perform exactly?
32:41it's a bum bag
32:42okay
32:43what kind of bum bag?
32:44just a bag
32:45right
32:46neon
32:47pink and yellow
32:48wait
32:48is this the one that i got you?
32:50yeah
32:51aww
32:52all right
32:52relax
32:53what
32:53we shouldn't be too hard to find right?
32:55it's convenient
32:55it's a useful size bag
32:57okay
32:57okay
33:01shut
33:06it might be a bit tricky
33:08oh shit
33:10i'm never going to find my bag in here
33:12whoa
33:12aren't you forgetting something?
33:15so what?
33:16check your goodie bag mate
33:17can't let you on the dance floor like that
33:21oh with the pain
33:23all right
33:23um
33:24fuck it
33:26um
33:27i'm not really
33:28i'm shit at this kind of
33:29sit down
33:29i'll do it
33:33whoa whoa whoa
33:34be nice
33:36be nice
33:37when am i not nice?
33:40as much as you want to um
33:42humiliate me
33:44remember whose passport
33:46don't rush the artist
33:47please
33:53or look into her soul
33:59why'd you get rid of the nose ring?
34:01um
34:02i don't know
34:03you look so much fitter with that nose ring man
34:06fuck you
34:06what i'm just saying
34:07took the attention away from that
34:08cold dead look in your eyes
34:11probably around the same time as you um
34:12started losing half your hair
34:14you know um
34:15thinning hair is linked to high levels of testosterone
34:17i know you bro
34:17so if you need some money for a hair transplant
34:20and saki you just let me know
34:21well i'm fine
34:22you know i just take all my self-loathing
34:23and i'm rubbing all my scalp every day
34:25so thanks for chopping me up
34:26next time i see you
34:27next time i see you
34:29you're gonna have shaved your head
34:30and you're gonna tell me it's for a role
34:32or because i'm gonna have a really secret sad illness
34:34and you're gonna be so upset
34:35about all the time you're just spending it
34:36and now i'm dead
34:38yeah
34:38yeah
34:38death guilty
34:39yeah
34:39that's a straight up auntie move
34:41it is
34:42sorry did that treat you
34:43sorry does that turn you on
34:45i know
34:46i hope you have a good time
34:58thank you
34:59thank you
35:08Turn it up.
35:09Yeah.
35:12Let me check it.
35:49You having fun?
35:52Yeah, I am actually.
35:53I'm having fun.
35:54You're about to be looking for a bag.
35:55Yeah, I'm looking as well.
35:56All right.
35:57I'm always looking.
35:57Don't worry.
36:03You're not a bad either in the end.
36:04Not the worst.
36:05You're not a bad.
36:08What are you looking at me for?
36:10I don't have it.
36:22Line?
36:31I'm going to go to the bathroom, yeah?
36:32I don't have it.
36:49I don't have it.
37:02Are you fucking mad?
37:04Man, hold up!
37:06You should be out here with what?
37:07I'm not the first family member to lose my mind.
37:10What?
37:10I'm just kidding.
37:31Oh!
38:05Hey!
38:08Hey!
38:12Did I find it?
38:23And I just wanna say, what you're doing, you're halfway across the world, on your own.
38:29It's amazing.
38:30You're fearless.
38:31I've always seen it.
38:31I've always admired that about you.
38:33Thanks.
38:39So, where are you gonna live?
38:41A flat or something?
38:42Yeah, I found a place near the offices.
38:44Okay, great.
38:45Is it like a good neighborhood?
38:49I'm just saying, a woman out there on her own.
38:52I can take care of myself.
38:53I know, I know, I know.
38:54The Spanish is kind of shit, so you're gonna need someone to...
38:56What are you doing?
38:58What am I doing?
38:59I'm looking through passports and I'm having a little bit of a race.
39:03What?
39:04Found the bag, didn't you?
39:08Locked.
39:11What?
39:11Yeah, you did, you psycho.
39:14What are you talking about?
39:15You just said passports with a fucking S, where are they?
39:18Where are they?
39:18Fine, fine, fine.
39:22Oliver Winthrop?
39:24Fucking Winthrop, man.
39:25And I'm the one trying to be white.
39:27Leave me the bag, I'll put it in the bin.
39:28Fuck off!
39:46Hey.
39:48Hey.
39:49Hey.
39:49Hey, why did you lie to me?
39:50I didn't fucking lie to you.
39:51You didn't tell me you got a boyfriend.
39:52Why do you think I'm here?
39:54You're the one that lied about the passports.
39:56Okay.
39:57Alright, then I'll be honest now.
39:58I'm not here for your fucking article, okay?
40:00I'm here for you.
40:01Look, I'm here for you.
40:03Because I miss you.
40:05I miss us.
40:07Okay?
40:08Okay.
40:10I'll admit that.
40:12Now, can you admit, if it's really all done between us, it's a little bit weird that you didn't
40:17want to tell me about your boyfriend.
40:18How long?
40:19A year.
40:19A year?
40:20That you're moving to another country tomorrow?
40:23Yeah.
40:23I mean, there's something.
40:24I've got cold feet.
40:26This is a fucking big decision.
40:28Okay, so you've got cold feet.
40:29Yeah, okay.
40:30But I didn't want to see him on my last night in London.
40:33Am I out here running around with you?
40:35Why is that?
40:36Hmm?
40:37But he's fucking great.
40:38He's really great and he loves me.
40:40And he's reliable and he's there for me.
40:43So, I don't know.
40:45I don't know.
40:56Do you want to know what it's like?
40:57Hmm.
41:00Doing the dirty work.
41:04Fighting everybody and being a nobody.
41:09I...
41:11I don't live with myself.
41:13I live with whoever they need me to be.
41:20And if I don't know who I am, it's because I feel like maybe you don't want to know.
41:28Are you acting?
41:31No.
41:32It's like...
41:33Lines.
41:34They are lines, but the feeling is honest.
41:40You're insane.
41:49Please don't go.
41:50This is what?אם
41:56Take care.
41:57Okay.
41:58Okay.
42:28Okay.
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