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00:05Previously on The Madison.
00:08It's going to be one of those days, brother.
00:11Yes! I can use one.
00:15If you can't walk on Fifth Avenue, where can you walk?
00:17You can't. That's the whole point.
00:19I cannot come up with one plausible reason why we still live in that city.
00:23You married a city mouse, honey.
00:26Nobody fishes this stretch of river that can only be reached by pack horse.
00:30Paul has permission to fly us into it.
00:35Jesus! Fuck! Hold on!
00:38Jason!
00:40Hello?
00:41Ma'am, your husband was involved in a plane crash.
00:44I'm sorry to say both he and Paul Clyburn did not survive the crash.
00:47We'd like you to come here and identify the bodies.
00:53I'm going to stay here.
00:55Your father kept a journal.
00:57Let's go find this spot.
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04:04The hors d'oeuvres will be different
04:06You can come dressed as a fisherman in a tux
04:09All right, what does this mean for my week?
04:12Can you say goodbye to jagged teeth by Friday?
04:16Goodbye teeth by Friday?
04:19You got it
04:20Okay, well, I'm on my way to have lunch with a very distressed 36-year-old
04:25Yeah, well, sooner he's out of her life, but better
04:28They share two children, honey.
04:31Whatever happens, he's never out of her life.
04:35Love you.
04:36Love you too, sweetheart.
05:28I love you too, I'm back to her taste for three years.
05:42Are those gluten-free?
05:43I don't think there's any gluten in pancakes, honey.
05:46There's nothing but gluten in pancakes.
05:48Mom, I can't eat gluten.
05:50Since when did you develop this allergy I'm unaware of?
05:52Any talk about it in school?
05:54Our bodies aren't designed to digest gluten.
05:57Are these sausages?
05:58Found them in the freezer.
05:59Do you identify the mystery meat that they're made from?
06:02Do you really want to know?
06:04Fair enough.
06:06Man has been eating bread for about 30,000 years.
06:10And for many cultures, Sumerians, Egyptians, Romans, pretty much every civilization in Mesopotamia and Northern Africa ate a diet consisting
06:19almost entirely of bread.
06:22Unless you were a Bedouin tribesman or a pharaoh who ate some version of cow or camel.
06:27What our bodies can't tolerate is the bromide and bleach and all the other garbage companies use to refine it.
06:32But this was milled by some local Mennonites right here in Montana.
06:36Without any of that shit.
06:39What's a Sumerian?
06:40What's a Pharaoh?
06:41It's a Mennonite.
06:42The answer to all of your questions are on that, Geo.
06:46Has anyone figured out how to use the shower yet?
06:48I'm pretty sure you just turned the faucet handle clockwise until the water starts coming out.
06:53I'm sorry.
06:54That was, uh, that was flippant and unnecessary and it's too early for that.
06:58Make me tea.
06:59Yeah.
07:00There's coffee.
07:01Coffee wreaks havoc on my nervous system.
07:03No, I think that's your genetics.
07:05I have the same genetics as you.
07:08I'm going to the bathroom.
07:09Wish me luck.
07:13Let me guess, Russell.
07:14Your mother is the domineering type.
07:18She does have a very strong personality.
07:21Why do you say that?
07:23Just an observation.
07:26Huh.
07:28Jesus.
07:30Ow.
07:32Oh, God.
07:37Okay.
07:42Oh.
08:00Oh, my God.
08:03Oh, my God.
08:06What the...
08:10Paige!
08:15Oh, my God.
08:19Oh, my God.
08:31Oh, shit.
08:38Where is she?
08:39Bathroom.
08:39What happened?
08:40Honey?
08:41Mom!
08:42Honey?
08:43Mom!
08:44They sting you?
08:45Mom!
08:46I'm coming in.
08:48What stung her?
08:50Oh, God.
08:50What?
08:51I said there were hornets, right?
08:52You heard me.
08:53Brother!
08:54Oh, that is not going to save you.
08:57Where'd they get you?
08:58It hurts so bad.
09:00Let me see.
09:03Is it bad?
09:06It's not funny.
09:08It's not funny.
09:09I know.
09:12Don't come in.
09:13Look for a medicine kit.
09:15Try and find Benadryl, Tylenol, and Calamine lotion.
09:17Wait, what?
09:18What?
09:18What's that?
09:19It's for itching.
09:19It's a pink bottle.
09:20Pink.
09:20Got it.
09:20Okay.
09:21You knew.
09:22Again.
09:22And you did nothing.
09:24Nothing.
09:26You're toasted.
09:29Okay.
09:32Tylenol.
09:33Benadryl in the pink stuff.
09:36Okay.
09:37Mm-hmm.
09:41Okay.
09:42There.
09:42The.
09:42Ah.
09:43Put the lotion up in the loft.
09:45Okay.
09:46There.
09:46Tylenol.
09:49After you do that, I recommend you redeem yourself.
09:53Great idea.
10:04Now you get rid of them.
10:10It's his cheek.
10:24I don't think I'm going to make it.
10:28We can do it on the couch.
10:31Ouch.
10:36Oh, ow.
10:41Ow.
10:59I don't know.
11:12Ah!
11:26Ah... huh?
11:28Ow!
11:38I think that's all of them.
11:44that's not all of them oh boy they really got in there they go all the way in there
11:50i need some of the pig stuff i need some of the pig stuff don't come up here i've seen
11:56it before
11:57you're never seeing it again never ever ever i need some of the pig stuff let me see let me
12:02see
12:02let me see i don't think we can use this on your eye what what what happened baby you got
12:07stuff
12:08defending you defending you you both stop acting 11. i'm 11 and i don't act like this
12:14you sure don't baby let me show me your eye show me your eye look let's try putting ice on
12:18it first
12:18i need some ice how do we move on from this rental the trust is god is god are they
12:27gonna get a
12:27divorce this is fucking fascinating
12:42well he's asleep on the couch and page is whimpering in the loft you think two benadryl
12:47would have knocked her out i gave her two more abby i don't think you're supposed to take that much
12:51mom we are dealing with prescription level despair two benadryl won't do shit
12:54what are the girls doing they hacked into paul's wi-fi so all is right in their world
13:00you up for a walk i want to show you something
13:03sure
13:44name this valley after me
13:49the grass reminds him of my hair reminded oh god speaking about him in the present tense it's
13:59going to be a hard habit to break it's beautiful
14:10i want to bury him here this was paul's home and
14:19in preston's heart i think it was his home too mom if you do that you can't visit him
14:26hey don't you want to visit him i will visit him and what if the new owners don't let you
14:31and why would there be new owners because because you can't keep this place i mean how are you going
14:37to take care of it take care of what it's three cabins only one of them has water what's to
14:42take
14:42care of the the land the land takes care of itself okay well mom who's going to take care of
14:48you
14:48while you're out here i mean page couldn't even go to the bathroom without needing a trip to the er
14:51i am not page fair enough do you think this is any more dangerous than walking to the pharmacy
14:58down first avenue yeah i i do actually yeah well i don't see it that way mom i don't know
15:03how you
15:03move on i have no intention of moving on ever i will never love again i won't even try holding
15:11on to him is the closest i will get and that is what i plan to do
15:18i didn't bring you here for your permission i brought you here to share my decision
15:25i may never love again abby but you certainly will never have another father and your children
15:31are down a grandfather for the rest of their lives
15:35and they learn nothing about him standing in front of a tombstone surrounded by the corpses
15:42of strangers he loved this place he stays here
15:53you want to know the last thing i said to him
15:57i'll pay you back
16:01i was his greatest disappointment and
16:05he left before i could change that
16:09what did he say about what when you said you'd pay him back what did he say
16:21he said i wouldn't accept it if he tried
16:27doesn't sound like a man who's disappointed abby
16:56look at this
16:59horse shoe
17:02yeah those are good luck hang them over a door but you gotta hang them like a you
17:08open end up or all your luck will run out
17:16where's your folks
17:18girls
17:22girls get in the house now
17:25can i help you you uh mr cloburn's family and who are you yes stacy cloburn oh paul was
17:34your uh my brother-in-law his brother was um
17:38preston yes right i met him once he's very friendly nice man yes yes he was uh ranch i work
17:47for shares a north
17:48fence here paul and the ranch owner was real close he asked me to keep an eye out for the
17:51place until family showed up and looks like you did
17:55you know getting by in there paul lived pretty sparse we're fine learning our way around the outhouse
18:05my wife would have none of that
18:06oh wise woman
18:12kade harris
18:14stacy
18:16stacy
18:17boy i i sure was sorry to hear about your uh people are pretty worried y'all are gonna starve
18:23in there
18:25had me uh bring some things over you you mind if i carry them in
18:29some things some food oh sure all right thank you of course yes ma'am just this way my truck's
18:38right there
18:38okay
18:41all right
18:42all right
19:22Grandma, what did you order?
19:24I didn't order anything.
19:26Our neighbors set this over.
19:28Let's see what all we got in here.
19:31Buttermilk pie.
19:32Oh, they've got everything labeled in here.
19:34We've got lasagna, garlic bread, and, uh, oh, Mason's wife made this beef casserole.
19:40Don't look like much, but it's worth fighting over.
19:43Oh, fry bread.
19:44You ever had that fry bread?
19:46No.
19:46You, uh, put this on top, you make Indian tacos.
19:50You can't call it that.
19:52It's racist.
19:55Oh, uh, that's what the Indians call it.
20:03Thank you very much.
20:05This was not expected.
20:08Oh, and, uh, it's not a business card, but, uh, I wrote my cell in the back.
20:14You call if you need anything.
20:18Oh, that, that's some shiner you got there.
20:22Oh, I meant to ask you, is there a minor emergency center close?
20:26He got stung by a hornet.
20:27Yeah.
20:28Oh, you got bacon soda, you just mix it up with some water until it turns into a paste.
20:32You cover that eye.
20:33It'll suck the poison right out.
20:35Right.
20:35Uh, thanks.
20:36But maybe you could just, like, tell us where the hospital is?
20:38Uh, right, uh, nearest one's Bozeman, about two hours up 90, but, uh, they'll probably
20:44tell you the same thing.
20:48Ladies.
20:57Ma'am.
21:01Girls, when someone is trying to help you...
21:04He can't say that.
21:05It's wrong.
21:06Yeah, but it's not your place to correct him.
21:08Oh, someone should.
21:11Oh, how gratifying it must feel to always be right.
21:21Kate.
21:23It is Kate.
21:25Right?
21:26Yes, ma'am.
21:28Uh, Kate, someday you might have an 11-year-old.
21:34I have an 11-year-old right now.
21:36Oh.
21:37Yes, ma'am.
21:38We don't mess around out here in the mountains.
21:40At least when you're snowed in for six months.
21:42What else are you gonna do?
21:43Heh.
21:43That sums it up.
21:46Kids.
21:47They say what's on their minds and...
21:50I don't care what others think.
21:52Yeah.
21:53They grow out of that.
21:54The world's worse for it.
21:56Yeah.
21:56Probably so.
21:59Uh, I need, uh...
22:01Could you...
22:05I need a funeral home.
22:08Oh.
22:09Waverly and Sons, and this is what most people use around here.
22:16Um, and tell your wife thank you.
22:20She don't get all the credit.
22:21There's a few chickens in that hen house.
22:23All right, well, tell them all.
22:25I'll do it.
22:30I'll do it.
22:35Alright, we're down for that.
22:35Mm-hmm.
22:35No, no, no!
22:48There's a few people.
22:48Oh!
22:49Oh!
22:59There are a couple things.
23:00want to be eating some strange person's food fried chicken fried steak why would they fry steak don't
23:07eat it then maybe ask what we like before you bring i blame myself after all she's raising you
23:20like i raised her complete strangers spent i don't know how much time they spent how much
23:27thought went in to this not to mention money looking at that truck money isn't something
23:35they have in abundance and you have the nerve to judge it what spoiled little bitches we raised
23:47what did she just call me
23:52mom mom they are not your children you do not have the right to speak to them that
23:57way i am not talking about them i am talking about you you and your sister oh the walking wounded
24:04we haven't been here two days and everyone has already forgotten why we're here
24:10we are not on vacation my husband is dead your father is dead
24:17so everyone can just stop counting the minutes until we leave
24:22and remember why we're here in the first place and here somehow i thought losing him
24:31would bring us closer together you know what if you're so miserable go i'll do what i always do and
24:41take
24:41care of it myself
24:52i just don't understand the allure i understand the bonding the quiet the open space i get you know i
25:03get
25:03that it's the task that dominates your day and let's be honest honey you could fish in the bay and
25:14there's fish in florida you'd never do it when we go there i mean she said to me i want
25:20to go sit on a
25:20porch and get drunk with my brother for a week i would understand that better is that what it is
25:27you and paul like fly on a couple of mountain bunnies and revisit your youth you were the mountain bunny
25:36of my
25:36youth i'll explain it like this and you need to go back a few million years to fully understand
25:41oh that should be good now you have to go back to early man before that homo erectus pre-man
25:48exactly for some two million years we've been hunter gatherers and those jobs were divided men
25:53hunted women gathered i feel an old-fashioned outrage coming on no no this is scientifically
26:00proven men thrive when they're singularly focused women struggle with singular tasks but thrive with
26:07multiple tasks simultaneously and men of course have a superior sense of direction compared to women
26:14honey you should write a book and title it how not to have sex with your wife for a month
26:19women are
26:20better communicators far more organized all skills honed by working collectively in groups to achieve
26:27multiple goals men travel long distances with little verbal communication while seeking to achieve a
26:34singular goal a buffalo or a woolly mammoth whatever they hunted now fly fishing that involves traversing
26:42unknown terrain seeking suitable water and conditions and then utilizing a skill developed over years
26:50decades to achieve singular goal trout yellowstone cutthroat trout to be exact millions of years and
26:59almost infinite luck that i even exist on this planet and armed with an instinct literally imprinted into
27:05my dna that compels me to seek an outlet that challenges my very reason for existing
27:12oh what a bunch of bullshit just to say you want to go fishing with your brother
27:21i want to go fishing with my brother wasn't so hard was it
27:28deceptively easy deceptively easy too easy but you have to pay the ferryman the ferryman i knew there was a
27:38catch oh boy is there
28:11you're eating the food you were too good for i see where the car keys uh they're in my pocket
28:17may i have
28:18you have to pay the ferryman please what i can't see oh for god's sake not the keys not the
28:25keys thank you
28:26where are you going mom i asked you a question heard it
29:02you would like him laid to rest on the family ranch is that possible well you'd need to go to
29:08the
29:08courthouse and register a portion of your land as a cemetery must be notated that way by both the county
29:15in the state why is that well the state must certify each burial to prevent one from simply
29:21burying somebody somewhere in the woods you can see how that might cause a few issues yeah i can see
29:29that but um this cemetery can be private just for my family absolutely is it best to use an attorney
29:39depends you got the deed and a survey showing the proposed site it sounds like this is a job
29:46for an attorney i can recommend one if you like thank you
29:56mrs claiburn i knew your husband and i knew his brother very well well enough to know that
30:03his great wish would be to spend eternity on that place i can guess the same of preston but i
30:10feel
30:11obligated to point something out to you if you sell that land or your children sell it the new owners
30:20have no obligation to allow you to visit him they can decide to remove the cemetery altogether have your
30:28loved ones exhumed and move their bodies to a new location or have them cremate it may give you peace
30:36in your lifetime but beyond that the vessels of your beloved and maybe even you are at the mercy of
30:45strangers who do not know of your husband's love for that place and frankly don't care
30:55you didn't ask me for advice but i would advise you to think very carefully because this is not a
31:03decision
31:03that can be undone
31:25so
31:33so
31:34so
31:34so
33:07I don't think I'm strong enough for this.
33:10I don't think I could do this without you.
34:32Can I have the keys, please?
34:35Why should I give you the keys? It's my rental.
34:38So you don't leave us stranded again?
34:41Look around you, Abigail.
34:43This is the farthest thing from being stranded.
34:49Oh, my God.
34:55Got snowed out today.
34:57Yesterday was 75 and not a cloud in the sky.
35:00By midnight, it was snowing sideways.
35:04By morning, there was six inches on the ground, so Paul and I did what any 40-year-old would
35:09do with his brother.
35:10We drank a 12-pack of beer and built a snowman.
35:14The size of the size of the size of the size of the size of a Suburban.
35:16Then the sun came out, and we drank another 12-pack, watching it melt.
35:20Any evidence of snow was gone by noon.
35:23By then, we were too drunk to fish.
35:27Not too drunk to write, though.
35:29So it's just you and me, journal.
35:31Well, my girls have never built a snowman.
35:35No yard to build it in.
35:37But it'll snow in June again someday, and maybe I will have convinced my girls.
35:42Pissing in the woods is rather liberating.
35:46Or maybe I'll just build an outhouse.
35:49Hey, that's an idea.
35:51Build a cabin where the tents are, and then another one with a kitchen.
35:55Place to gather.
35:57I wonder if we could dig a well.
35:59At least we'd have water.
36:05Truce?
36:10I don't do truces.
36:12Fine.
36:13I surrender.
36:23The girls made a card for the cowboy and his wife.
36:26Was it a lecture on pronouns?
36:27It says, thank you, Mom.
36:30Good.
36:31They deserve a thank you.
36:35What's the other cabin like?
36:39It's fine, Mom.
36:42That isn't what I asked.
36:45It's a little weird.
36:47Uh, but it's comfortable.
36:50Weird?
36:51How?
36:54Uh, old games and toys.
37:06Mom?
37:09Mom, the girls are sleeping.
37:10It's like you.
37:11Oh, my God.
37:14Oh, my God.
37:22Sorry, girls.
37:28Oh, my God.
37:51Mom, what?
37:55He built them for us.
37:58That one is for you and your sister, and that one was for me.
38:02You don't know that.
38:03No, I read it.
38:05I read his, his, his thought as it came to him.
38:10I'm so blind.
38:34I knew I had a good marriage.
38:38I did.
38:42I looked around at all my friends, and I think we're lucky stars.
38:49Because the frame of reference is at every dinner party in New York.
38:57But what I didn't know was how lucky I was.
39:03We missed a lot.
39:06We missed a lot, honey.
39:08And we won't ever get it back.
39:25Russell?
39:29Russell?
39:30Yeah?
39:32I forgive you.
39:35Oh, okay.
39:36Did you hear me?
39:37I said I forgive you.
39:39Yeah, I don't, I don't know what I'm being forgiven for.
39:42For the hornets.
39:44I didn't put them there.
39:45But you knew they were there.
39:46I told you they were there.
39:48Russell, I'm trying to forgive you.
39:49Why won't you let me?
39:53I need your help.
39:54Paige, I can't see.
39:56Use your good eye and get up here.
40:14How's your eye?
40:15Closed.
40:16How's your butthole?
40:18Same.
40:20Did you get the kitty, too?
40:21They got everything, baby.
40:27Want me to kiss it better?
40:28Hell no.
40:29You are so far from kissing the kitty after today.
40:31You can't even see it from there.
40:32I can almost see it if you just turn to the side.
40:34No kitty.
40:36You said you forgave me.
40:40Let me teach you something about women.
40:42When I forgive you, we don't go back to the moment before you wronged me.
40:47We go back to the very beginning when we first met,
40:50and I thought you were sort of cute with a good sense of humor.
40:52So we're back to our first date.
40:54Yes.
40:55But right now, I need itch cream on my boo-boos.
41:04Oh, this hornet poison really, like, plumped the whole thing up.
41:08Really?
41:09Yeah.
41:09I mean, like, this is a caboose.
41:11I wonder if there's clinics in New York that would do this sort of thing, huh?
41:14What, so you only like my ass after it's been attacked by a swarm of hornets?
41:17I didn't say that, okay?
41:18I never said that.
41:19I love it.
41:20I've always loved it.
41:21It's the same.
41:21It's just...
41:23It's more.
41:26Do you think it's permanent?
41:27Could be.
41:28I don't know.
41:28But you're not supposed to rub it in.
41:30It's not a freaking lotion.
41:31I'm sorry.
41:32Do you want me to go back downstairs, or can I sleep with you on the first date in the
41:35second year of our marriage?
41:37Cuddle me, but don't touch my ass.
41:40How, how, why...
41:41Hold my head.
41:48Got it?
41:55What do you think of Montana?
41:59I, I don't, um, I'm not a fan.
42:02I like cup of tea.
42:04It's okay, baby.
42:06We're city mice.
42:07We aren't supposed to like it.
42:08I'm not.
42:10Yeah, I, I don't actually think of myself as a mouse.
42:14No?
42:14No.
42:15What are you?
42:16I'm like, uh, like a tiger.
42:19You know, like a urban tiger.
42:23My tiger?
42:26Yeah.
42:26Yeah, see, that's more, yeah, I prefer that.
42:31My big, tough tiger.
42:33Mm, it's much better.
42:37Hey, tiger can't touch the kid.
42:38Accident, sorry.
42:39Bad tiger.
42:40I'm sorry.
42:41Bad tiger.
42:42Bad tiger.
42:48Okay, you can touch it a little.
42:50A little.
42:51A little.
42:54Yeah.
42:55Oh.
42:56The mouse is scared of the tiger.
42:58Wait, are you the mouse?
42:59I'm the mouse.
43:00Okay.
43:00No, you're the tiger.
43:01Okay.
43:03No, you're the tiger.
43:52Come here.
43:53Come here.
43:53Come here.
43:53I heard you.
43:55made our neighbors a card that was the right thing to do. Do you know why it was the right
44:02thing to do? They did something to help us, something we never asked them to do. They
44:08just did it, to be kind. You can disagree with what they say, what they do, how they
44:13live, and you may be right, but there is no denying that they were kind to you. You can
44:21choose not to be their friends, you can choose to live your life completely
44:25different, but choose to be kind back. We did, that's why we made them the card. You
44:33made them the card because your mother told you to, but when you give them the
44:37card, give it to them to be kind. Now tell your mother to round the troops, we're
44:43going on a walk. Who are the troops? Everyone is the troops. So Paige, Russell, and Ma? That would be
44:51them.
45:00Okay. Okay. Nope. I'm going to do it. I'm not going to do that.
45:32Oh, what the fuck? What? What are you doing? What are you doing? This isn't happening. I'm
45:37supposed to be a mystery. I haven't seen anything. Get out. Okay. No, other way. Okay. I'm going the other
45:43way.
45:55Honey, I killed all the hornets. You can stop shitting in the barn. This is my hell. I don't know
46:01why you put me in it, but here I am in hell with my whole family. Ready? This isn't far.
46:09Yeah, it's
46:09not far. These are technically slippers, so. The Indians walked this barefoot. Sorry, Macy,
46:16Native Americans. First nation. Yeah. Well, all of them barefoot. Thousands of years right here.
46:21Technically, no. They wore moccasins with a thick leather sole or hide would probably be. Ready?
46:27Yeah. Here we go again. Yep. Yep. This is your father's favorite place.
46:51And where he will lay with his brother someday. Me too. You could choose this as well. Or choose
46:58something else. It's your decision. Your last decision, as it were. But I know that he would
47:06choose this if he were here to choose it. I think it's perfect. Uh, wait to hear it all first.
47:14So if I bury him here, I must protect him. And this place. In order to do that, I will
47:20sell
47:20the townhouse in Manhattan, establish a trust with the funds that exists solely to preserve
47:25this place. So that nobody, that includes all of you, can lose it or ever sell it.
47:31Why sell your home? Because I can't afford to take care of all of you and this place any other
47:36way.
47:36We can take care of ourselves. Well, this is the way I've decided. This is my home now. I die
47:45here too. And when I do, you put me right next to him.
47:56Abby. Abby, do something. Do you know what happened when he died? The whole family died
48:03with him. Right here in the middle of nowhere.
48:42Don't you know what happened.
49:00Abby, do something. I have been reading all of our friends that maybe
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