00:01I don't see what's wrong with what I'm wearing.
00:03Sorry, I made a joke. I love your shoes.
00:05No, I don't think you do. You know, I think I'm gonna go home.
00:07I'm going home because I don't know anything about banking.
00:10I don't know that this is gonna work.
00:11Lona Mae, would you just relax?
00:12Please don't.
00:13Listen, I'm nervous.
00:14I know you're nervous, but I won't get you through.
00:16And the fake driver's license is great.
00:17Oh, Sam, I don't think I can do this.
00:20Straight ahead of you.
00:21Uh-huh.
00:22Stairway that says new accounts, that's where we're going.
00:24Am I giving him no money?
00:25Just do what I say. Don't talk.
00:30Tell her you're here to fill out a signature card for a new account.
00:33Can I help you?
00:34Yes, I'm here to fill out a signature card for a new account.
00:38And do you know your account number?
00:41926-31043.
00:44926-31043.
00:4531043.
00:48Rita Miller.
00:49Who? What?
00:50Tell her Rita Miller.
00:51Rita Miller.
00:52Didn't they have you sign a card when you opened the account?
00:55Tell her Carl Bruner opened it for you by phone and asked you to come in today.
01:03I see.
01:06Is that right?
01:07Yeah.
01:07Yeah.
01:09Alright.
01:10Just sign this card on the bottom line, please.
01:15May I use your pen?
01:16Thank you so much.
01:23No, no, no, Rita Miller.
01:26I'm so sorry.
01:27No, no, no.
01:27No, no, no.
01:28You know, I need another one.
01:30I signed the wrong name.
01:38Now, tell her to make sure it goes straight up to the third floor file because you have a transaction
01:42to make.
01:43Please make sure this goes right up to the third floor file because I have a transfusion to make.
01:47A what?
01:49Let's go.
01:50You know what I mean.
01:51Can I keep this pen?
01:53Uh, uh, uh, yeah, yeah, sure.
01:56Thank you so much.
01:59Bye-bye.
02:00I love these pens.
02:01Can you keep the pen?
02:02Why are you always making me whisper?
02:04What do you want to keep the pen for?
02:07Carl Bruner speaking.
02:08Hi, Carl.
02:10Mr. Palastrari.
02:11Palastrari?
02:12Carl, it's me, John.
02:13John, John.
02:14Sorry.
02:15Um, what, what, what, what's up?
02:18I've got the info on the Bradley portfolio.
02:20Oh, right.
02:21Okay, look, um, I'll just, I'll pick it up later, all right?
02:24All right.
02:24I'll be here till six.
02:25Good.
02:31This is it.
02:33I don't suppose I could talk into losing the hat.
02:35Keep messing with me.
02:36You'll be here by yourself.
02:37Shh.
02:38Now tell the guard you're here to see Lyle Ferguson.
02:42Ferguson.
02:44Hi, I'm here to see Lyle Ferguson, please.
02:46Do you have an appointment?
02:48No, I'm here for my help.
02:49Don't say that.
02:50Tell him Rita Miller's here.
02:51You, you just tell him Rita Miller's here.
02:53Just one moment, please.
02:55Don't embellish.
02:57Jawohl.
02:58Excuse me.
03:03Now listen.
03:04This guy Ferguson's a real jerk.
03:06I've known him for five years, and he still thinks my name is-
03:09Why are you whispering?
03:12Just be quiet and listen.
03:13He's a social moron, so you don't have anything to worry about.
03:17Just tell the guard Ferguson knows you.
03:19You spent time with him and his wife Shirley at the Brewster's Christmas party last year.
03:22Got it.
03:24What is this in regards to?
03:26What?
03:27He doesn't remember me?
03:28Oh, we spent all that time at the Brewster's Christmas party last year.
03:31He and his lovely wife Shirley.
03:33It was beautiful.
03:35A big old tree and thousands of presents everywhere.
03:38Yeah.
03:41Gas.
03:43I get a little gas from time to time.
03:46That's all.
03:49Quit poking me.
03:50Well, don't overdo it.
03:53Now listen.
03:53This will be easy.
03:54Ferguson was so drunk at that party, he could have had a conversation with Tina Turner and he wouldn't remember.
04:03I'll see you.
04:05Here we go.
04:10Hello.
04:11Hello, yes.
04:14Of course, yes.
04:15Well, it's been a long time.
04:18Oh, a long time.
04:20Ask how Bobby and Snooki are doing.
04:21By the way, how are Bobby and Snooki doing?
04:23Fine.
04:25Fine.
04:26Thank you for asking.
04:27Um, and how was your, um, family?
04:33Oh, couldn't be better.
04:35Well, wonderful.
04:38Tell them you've been wondering how they did on the Gibraltar Securities.
04:41I was just wondering, how did you do on the Gibraltar Securities?
04:46The Gibraltar Securities?
04:48Well, it looks like we topped out on that one, huh?
04:51We sure did.
04:52We sure did.
04:53That was a very useful tip.
04:55Good old Randy.
04:56Good old Randy.
04:56Right.
04:57Got a good old head on his shoulders.
04:59Her shoulders.
05:00Her shoulders.
05:00Her shoulders.
05:02Randy.
05:03Yeah.
05:04So what, um, what brings you here today?
05:07You're closing an account.
05:09I'm closing an account.
05:10Well, wonderful.
05:12You have your account number?
05:13Yes.
05:14Yes.
05:14Yes.
05:14Yes.
05:1692631043.
05:1992631043.
05:20Is that right?
05:20Yeah.
05:21Good.
05:30Well, Rita, it looks like you'll be withdrawing $4 million from us today.
05:36$4 million?
05:37Say yes.
05:38Say yes.
05:39Is that correct?
05:41Yes.
05:42Yes.
05:42Yes.
05:43Yes.
05:45That's correct.
05:46Easy.
05:47Easy.
05:48Yes.
05:48Yes.
05:50Well, how would you like that?
05:53Tens and twenties.
05:55Pardon?
05:55Cashier's check.
05:56Tell him a cashier's check.
05:58I think better cashier's check.
05:59A cashier's check.
06:01Fine.
06:01Well, uh, of course, uh, you know, we require identification.
06:05Oh.
06:06Everyone.
06:07Procedural.
06:08I did.
06:21Well, I'll, um, I'll be right back.
06:26$4 million?
06:27Shh.
06:34Yeah, give me the First Island Bank of Nassau.
06:36It's on the Rolodex.
06:47Well, we have some, uh, things for you to sign here.
06:51This, um, officially closes the account.
06:55And, uh, here you are.
06:57Assign Rita Miller.
06:59Uh-huh.
07:01Uh, Miller.
07:03That's my name.
07:05My name, Rita Miller.
07:07My name.
07:09My name.
07:11My name.
07:12Uh, hold on me.
07:14I'll be right back.
07:15Good, please.
07:16Just anywhere?
07:17Uh, right.
07:24Fine.
07:25The, uh, check.
07:30It's, uh...
07:31Here you are.
07:34I'll be right back.
07:35I'll be right back.
07:41Mama took the money that she made in the oil wells and she sunk it into gas pumps.
07:46You know how they have at the gas station.
07:48Yeah.
07:48And those gas stations have five or six of those things, so it's very, very lucrative.
07:52What do you mean?
07:53It really adds up.
07:54Well, maybe we've gotta go.
07:55Say goodbye.
07:55Well, gotta go now.
07:56It's been a pleasure doing business with you.
07:58A real pleasure.
07:59Now, may I keep...
08:01Say goodnight to Bobby and Snooki for me.
08:03I'll see you.
08:04Bye-bye.
08:05Why are you rushing me?
08:12What is wrong?
08:15Hello.
08:23Excuse me, Lyle?
08:24Oh, yes, uh...
08:26Molly.
08:27Molly.
08:27Jensen.
08:27The woman you were just doing business with.
08:30Yeah?
08:31What did she want?
08:32I mean, did it have anything to do with me or with Sam?
08:35Sam?
08:36Well, no.
08:38That was Otome Brown, right?
08:40No, her name was Rita Miller.
08:41And she was closing an account.
08:44But is there a problem?
08:47No.
08:48I guess not.
09:20Carl?
09:21Something wrong?
09:23Is somebody playing with the computers?
09:25What?
09:26My account's just closed.
09:28But you have...
09:29Hey, what's wrong?
09:30You want me to call someone?
09:32No, it's okay.
09:33I can do it.
09:35I gotta...
09:36Go.
09:36Let me dig that out.
09:38I can do it.
09:39Can we see you in the comments?
09:39No, no.
09:52Neverwhere.
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