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00:51You remember when I made you watch little Boris Schuster?
00:54Mom, he was a baby and he always tried to kill himself.
01:00So you see, it's tiring and exasperating to watch someone littler than you.
01:06That's why we're going to have some new rules.
01:08And you're going to abide by them, or else...
01:12Yeah.
01:16She's not even listening.
01:20Damn it, fine, honey! We were cocked at you and you could mess it!
01:24Ow! Son of a bitch!
01:26That was dumb.
01:29You see what happens when a person gets angry?
01:44Sorry.
01:45You see? This is what happens!
02:02Violet, cut it out. You're giving me the creeps.
02:05I'm looking.
02:10Listen, Bi, could you run down to the kitchen and get Mommy a beer?
02:14Hmm?
02:17What kind?
02:27Dad!
02:28Hi, baby!
02:30Dad!
02:31I love you.
02:32Oh, I love you, too.
02:34Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.
02:37You okay?
02:38Yeah.
02:40What are you doing here?
02:46Put her down.
02:47Put her down.
02:48I'm back.
02:49I can see that, and I put her down.
02:51Come on, Mom.
02:53Yeah, come on, Mo.
02:54I'm all through with Canada.
02:56I'm back for good.
02:57I saw your helicopter this morning.
03:00What helicopter?
03:02I saw it.
03:03I didn't sleep all night, then I just dropped off and this thing came swooping down on me.
03:08What, are you sleeping outside now, Mo?
03:12What'd you do to your toe?
03:13He kicked my ghost CD.
03:15That's right.
03:16She also forgot to wear pants today.
03:18She's got a swimming suit under her shirt.
03:20My shirt?
03:22You're not allowed here, and I don't care if she hears.
03:25We've had it with you.
03:27All right.
03:27I need a cigarette.
03:28Offer me one, and I'll tell you about my drive down.
03:31Why don't you just leave?
03:43You better change your tone with me.
03:46I've been awake a long time.
03:54Knowing what we know now, anyone who smokes is a real bufflehead.
04:08His name's Reuben.
04:10Howdy gave it to me.
04:12Isn't your gerbil name Reuben?
04:14Watch.
04:14She grows 20 times when you put him in water.
04:1720 times?
04:19Howdy says they're illegal because his children swallowed them.
04:22Wasn't her gerbil name Reuben?
04:25Yeah, he was, but we don't want to talk about it right now.
04:27Oh.
04:29Dad.
04:30Why not?
04:31Here, Dad.
04:32Look it.
04:33I draw this.
04:34You drew it.
04:35You did it, honey.
04:36It's beautiful.
04:37It's a beautiful swan.
04:39It's not a swan.
04:40It can be a swan.
04:41Well, it can be anything you want it to be.
04:43Food.
04:52Lola's still here?
04:54I thought she was going on a star search or something.
04:58I don't think she's had a day off since you left.
05:03Bye.
05:05Can you sit here a minute with Daffy Duck?
05:09I'm going to talk.
05:09I'm going to talk privately with your mom.
05:13Okay?
05:15Thanks.
05:24Listen, Mom.
05:25I've been thinking.
05:26I mean, you know, I've been doing a lot of that lately.
05:33I've been thinking we ought to get married.
05:45Once and for all.
05:48What do you say?
05:50Yes or no?
05:54Absolutely never.
05:57I can save you from all this.
06:00And I've also been thinking about Violet.
06:02I mean, how could she possibly be happy living the way she does?
06:07Lola, I'm surprised you're still here.
06:10Actually, I'm thinking of asking for a raise.
06:13Double pay for the quadruple load of work that I do.
06:16Like, nurse mating your child.
06:18Yeah, well, I'd quit if I were you.
06:27Just let me go?
06:29Hey, Chris.
06:30Hey, honey.
06:32I'm, uh, trying to rehearse in here.
06:37Oh, Maureen.
06:38You should see this.
06:39I've been going through some of Dad's old stuff.
06:42See, I'm, uh, going for a total look.
06:48Oh, come on.
06:52Oh!
06:55Oh!
06:57Oh!
06:57Oh!
06:57Oh!
06:58I'm the only one that can save you.
06:59Your whole family's insane.
07:01Let's go!
07:04Hey!
07:06Chris?
07:07Yes, sir.
07:08Uh, this here is Virginia.
07:11Oh, you remember Virginia?
07:13Where's Violet?
07:15Hello, Maureen.
07:15Oh, my God.
07:16Look at you two.
07:18Lola.
07:18This here is Virginia.
07:20Hello.
07:21Hi.
07:22As nice as you look, Dad, this woman's still too good for you.
07:25Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
07:28Violet, honey!
07:30Well, you mean my granddaughter.
07:32How's it going, Chris?
07:33Good.
07:34Real good.
07:35He won't leave.
07:36What?
07:37You want him to leave?
07:39What in the hell is that?
07:41Is that Howdy?
07:46Where'd you get that Howdy?
07:47Jesus Christ, you don't do it.
07:49Whip stunts in the living room?
07:51Give me that.
07:56God.
07:58Whip stunts.
08:01So, Chris, you in a hotel or what?
08:04Are you, uh, I mean, are you coming back to visit or are you going to live here?
08:08I came back to rescue Violet and Maureen from this loony bin.
08:13Well, uh, maybe you ought to come back tomorrow when we don't have company.
08:19Okay.
08:21Tomorrow.
08:22Call first.
08:23I'll be here at 10.
08:24Call!
08:25Then come back tomorrow, okay, honey?
08:28I love you.
08:33See you later, Chris.
08:39Well, Violet, this here is Miss Virginia.
08:42You watch Wonder Box, don't you?
08:44Don't embarrass the child.
08:46It's a great show.
08:48Really.
08:49Yeah.
08:52Yeah, Violet and I watch it all the time.
08:54Yeah.
08:55Since when did you get up at 7 o'clock on Sunday morning?
09:02Violet, Miss Virginia teaches us about, um, the weather and, um, animals and God.
09:11Violet is the only way up at 7 o'clock.
09:11We'll be on the next page.
09:12We'll be on the next page.
09:12Bye.
09:12Bye.
09:15Bye.
09:16Bye.
09:24Bye.
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