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00:02This was a mistake!
00:04Shut up!
00:05Button?
00:14You're mad.
00:16Wow.
00:34CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
00:35Hello!
00:37Welcome!
00:38Welcome to Taskmaster.
00:40I'm Greg Davies, and for a man my age, I'm as fly as they come.
00:49We're at the penultimate stage of a competition
00:51that will go down in history as being so unimportant
00:54that I doubt any of us that are involved
00:57will even have marked graves.
00:59That said...
01:00LAUGHTER
01:02We're here now, so let's make an effort.
01:06Battling hard for Britain's hollowest prize
01:09are...
01:23And next to me, a man that went to private school
01:27and genuinely doesn't like people knowing that.
01:30LAUGHTER
01:31It's little Alex Horne!
01:33It wasn't my choice.
01:35It wasn't my choice.
01:36It wasn't my choice.
01:37Hi.
01:38Hello, Greg.
01:39Hi there.
01:40Feeling good?
01:41Yep.
01:41Penultimate show, so I imagine you've prepared something
01:44pretty special for our chat section.
01:45Well, I just thought...
01:46I'll tell you about my latest routine.
01:48I've been going to the gym three times a week.
01:53What is it?
01:54Let me guess.
01:55You know a man called Jim?
01:56Yeah, exactly.
01:57LAUGHTER
01:59Well, as soon as I said to the gym, you knew I was going to have
02:01to say gym, so that's...
02:02I did, but...
02:02We all did.
02:03Yeah?
02:04Yeah.
02:04We know you don't go to the gym.
02:05Look at your body.
02:06Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:08It's horrible.
02:08It's in active collapse.
02:11Yeah.
02:12It's horrible.
02:13Floppy.
02:13It's so white as well.
02:15It's so pale.
02:15Very pale, very pale, yeah.
02:16Yeah.
02:19LAUGHTER
02:20OK, let's prize task, shall we?
02:23Yes, time to crack on and see what they've brought in
02:25for the category I'm about to think out loud, which is...
02:30The most satisfying thing you could use as a jelly mould.
02:35Yes.
02:36Greggy likes his jelly.
02:38Alex likes his jelly and Alex likes his Greggy
02:40and his Greggy jelly belly.
02:41That's right.
02:43At the end of this episode, one lucky winner will genuinely
02:48walk away with five prospective jelly moulds.
02:50Can I get a whoop-whoop?
02:53Well done.
02:54The first poem to ever make me feel physically sick.
02:58Jason!
02:59I think it's pretty self-explanatory.
03:00The best mould would be this.
03:05Does that remind you of anything...
03:06You know, it occurs to me it might be hard to figure out
03:09what it is based on that, so I had them make a jelly.
03:12The jelly from the mould.
03:13Can we look at that?
03:14Yes.
03:15That's...
03:17That is the real jelly.
03:18Italian boobs?
03:19It's not Italian boobs in the end.
03:21Those are Irish.
03:22Irish boobs.
03:23When Irish boobs are smiling.
03:25Now, my question for you, Greg, is whose boobs are those?
03:29Your mums.
03:32Are you saying that these boobs belong to someone we might know?
03:35Huh?
03:36Oh.
03:37So it's an Irish person.
03:38The cause?
03:39The cause.
03:41I don't even know who that is.
03:44Aisling B.
03:45Show me Aisling B!
03:47Yeah.
03:47There we go.
03:48It's her.
03:51Wow!
03:55I texted her, I said, this is the task prize.
03:58Would you be willing to get a plaster mould of your boobs done?
04:01She said, absolutely, when and where?
04:04No question.
04:05Straight in.
04:05Zero questions.
04:06Good.
04:07Thanks for bringing Aisling B's jelly tits.
04:09Who's next?
04:13Stevie?
04:14Very different approach.
04:16So I'm going to set the scene.
04:18I'm having a party.
04:19It's my party, you're there.
04:21And we've had the savoury bits, the nibbles, and then I'm like,
04:25do you want some jelly?
04:25And you're like, yeah, but I don't know what sort of flavour.
04:28I, quick as a flash, spoon from behind the ear, hand you a spoon,
04:31hand goes back to just an unobtrusive chest of drawers,
04:34open the top drawer full of jelly.
04:36Here it is.
04:37Three different flavours.
04:38Yeah.
04:39It's a chest of drawers.
04:40Right.
04:41You wouldn't expect it.
04:46What, a drawer full of jelly?
04:50That's a great party.
04:51You'd be talking about that for ages after you'd been to that party.
04:54Yeah, I'd be talking about your mental health.
04:57Yeah.
04:58Matthew.
04:59What have you brought?
05:00It's a paddling pool.
05:01Yes, it is.
05:02There it is.
05:03I just thought...
05:05Pop that next to drawers in the list.
05:07You'd always put your 255 cubic litres of jelly, so volume-wise.
05:11You'd be pretty satisfied if you made that much jelly.
05:14Maybe too satisfied.
05:15Yeah, yeah.
05:15It'd be a...
05:15Yeah, I mean, it'd be a big jelly.
05:17Rosie.
05:18I brought me air fryer drawers.
05:21Yes, she has.
05:22Yes.
05:23Yeah, there you go.
05:24Perfect size.
05:25Still drawers, isn't it?
05:26Yeah, but...
05:31Smaller drawers.
05:33Yeah, because that's too much and you're never going to set it.
05:35I can take them from the utility room, take them out, put them in the fridge, wibble-wobble-wibble,
05:39they'll come out lush and smooth because it's, like, great, like, non-stick metal.
05:44What are you looking at us out for?
05:47Absolutely shit.
05:51Patia.
05:52So, the thing that I brought...
05:54Can we just show it?
05:55Yes.
05:55All right, and then I'll...
05:56You don't want to give me some sort of build-up?
05:57Nah, because when you see it, you're going to be, like, wicked.
05:59She has brought...
06:00this.
06:02It's...
06:05Like, people like feets, innit?
06:07No.
06:08Not really.
06:08No-one wants to eat a jelly in the shape of a foot.
06:10Yeah, they do.
06:11Do you know how much someone would pay for me to make a real one of those?
06:15I could buy a house.
06:17We're currently witnessing a Reddit forum being creative.
06:22I've made my decision.
06:23You've made your decision?
06:24Mine can do three meals.
06:26I do?
06:30Mine can do, like, the starter, the main, and then the dessert.
06:33Yes.
06:33Oh, my God, I'm so sustainable.
06:35Yeah, you are.
06:36If only the task had been, bring something in that you can cook a three-course meal.
06:42Satisfying, though, innit?
06:43No, it isn't, Rosie.
06:45And you'll thank me for your one point.
06:50Fuck!
06:55One point to Rosie Ramsey. Well done, Rosie.
06:57Foot two.
06:57Two points to Fatia, correct?
06:59I like the scale of the draws.
07:00You can have three points.
07:01Three to students.
07:02You know, I'd like to see a jelly that big.
07:03I'd like to see an even bigger jelly, the size of a paddling pool,
07:06but obviously, if someone's going to bare their breasts on television,
07:08of course I have to give them five points.
07:10Five points to Jason McClick!
07:14Right, what's the first proper task, please?
07:17Well, let me show you...
07:20That's strange.
07:21It's, uh...
07:22Hmm.
07:23I don't know how...
07:24Fine.
07:25Right, well, here we go.
07:26It's this.
07:42Yoo-hoo!
07:45You all right? What are you saying?
07:50Something missing.
07:51Where is it?
07:53Come on.
07:54It's nearby.
07:57You've got one job, Alex.
07:59To give out the task.
08:00I've given you the task.
08:05Could I sit on it?
08:10Hello?
08:16Have you put something on my back?
08:22Warm.
08:23Warm.
08:25Ah, warm.
08:26Oh, OK.
08:27Warm.
08:28You're very warm.
08:29But you said I was very warm over there.
08:31Yeah, you were.
08:32Very warm.
08:33But not warmer than I was there.
08:35No, exactly the size.
08:36I can see it, if that helps.
08:41I cannot believe that.
08:44Liberties.
08:45If this stains my hijab, oh, bro.
08:51Congratulations.
08:52You've discovered the magic moustache
08:54and must wear it until the end of this task.
08:56Does it matter where?
08:58Let me see things through your eyes.
09:00Shall I have a look?
09:01Yeah.
09:02Staring right at it.
09:03Yeah.
09:04OK.
09:05Colder.
09:06Warmer.
09:07Warmer.
09:08Colder.
09:10Warmer.
09:11Colder.
09:12Warmer.
09:15Is it on me?
09:16Damn it.
09:18Colder.
09:19Warmer.
09:20Colder.
09:21Warmer.
09:23Warmer.
09:26Warmer.
09:28Warmer, warmer.
09:31Pretty hot now.
09:35What a laugh.
09:40Oh, yeah.
09:41Place something somewhere surprising.
09:44The thing that makes the taskmaster ask,
09:46how did that get there, the loudest wins.
09:49There is a bonus point for the most surprising answer
09:52to that question.
09:53You have a maximum of 30 minutes.
09:56Your time starts now.
09:58All right?
09:59I cannot help you.
10:01Have you been helping me?
10:04No.
10:05Oh!
10:06Ooh!
10:07Ooh, how did I get there?
10:08Mm.
10:09It's a little bit different, isn't it?
10:11It is a bit.
10:12So you are going to see something somewhere.
10:14Yeah.
10:15And you are going to respond with a,
10:16how did that get there,
10:17at varying levels,
10:18depending on how surprised you are.
10:20Quite exciting, isn't it?
10:22It is exciting.
10:23OK, I'm going to show you Fatia's thing
10:25placed somewhere incredibly surprising.
10:27Here we go.
10:28It's...
10:28a croissant on a roof.
10:38Let's just see the natural reaction.
10:43How did that get there?
10:46How do you think it got there?
10:48I think that Fatia went straight outside
10:50and threw it on the roof.
10:52OK.
10:52Don't say anything Fatia.
10:54We are going to see one more
10:55before we see how she's done it.
10:57This is Rosie's thing.
10:59There it is.
11:00It's bra and a thong on a clock.
11:07How did that get there?
11:10You still don't seem that intrigued.
11:11How do you think it got there?
11:12I think she climbed up a ladder
11:13and put a bra and a thong on the clock.
11:16Interesting.
11:16Well, let's see how these things
11:18got where they got.
11:18Here we go.
11:36Maybe that was too forceful, innit?
11:39Maybe.
11:42Hello.
11:43Hi.
11:45Excuse me.
11:46Yep.
11:52That's a lot higher than I thought it was.
11:55Yeah.
11:55And you're only little.
12:02Woo!
12:04Oh, God!
12:05You're doing really well.
12:06Oh, why have I done this?
12:08Oh, my God.
12:11This is how I'm going to die.
12:12Right.
12:13This silly program.
12:26Oh, my God.
12:28Oh, my God.
12:30Yes!
12:31Yes!
12:32This is terrifying.
12:35All right.
12:36Oh, God.
12:37I'm going.
12:38You finished?
12:38Yep.
12:39Done.
12:44As I suspected.
12:47You lobbed it up.
12:48How many goes did it take her?
12:49It took you seven goes.
12:51It wasn't my fault.
12:52It was the croissant's fault.
12:53It kept on rolling.
12:54Yeah.
12:55The croissant did have something to do with it.
12:56Yeah.
12:57Hello.
12:58What's written on the pants?
12:59I did write, Greg, if this wins, I will give you Ā£50.
13:03But I have...
13:04Have you got the cash?
13:05Yeah.
13:06And so, just to let you know as well, it's a new one.
13:10Ooh, lovely.
13:11Ooh, Charles is on it.
13:12Charles.
13:12Nice.
13:14Lovely.
13:15Why have you given it to him before the judgement?
13:18Yeah.
13:27So, OK, you did what I said.
13:30You climbed up a ladder and you thought,
13:32I'll bribe my way out of this.
13:33Yeah.
13:33Interesting.
13:33Well, I've got the Ā£50.
13:34We'll see how we feel at the end.
13:36Right.
13:36Time for a break now.
13:38But as my auntie said when she accidentally threw a stick
13:40for her dog into an open quarry, come back.
13:43Please, come back!
13:45Tintin, please!
13:47Come back!
13:58Well, well, well.
14:01It's the start of part two and time for me to continue to shout,
14:04how did that get there?
14:06Or not?
14:07Yes, and right now that will depend on how Stevie did.
14:10I'm going to show you a photo, Greg.
14:12How do you think this got here?
14:18A little, a little, a little wooden basket with...
14:22With eggs in?
14:23No, breads.
14:23Breadsticks.
14:23Tiny, tiny French breads.
14:25Tiny French breads.
14:26Yeah.
14:27How did that get there?
14:28How did that get there?
14:29Ooh!
14:30Wow.
14:30Someone's interested.
14:31That's good.
14:32I think it probably got there in a weird way.
14:36OK, before I show you, I'm going to show you Matt's object.
14:39How do you think this got there?
14:54How did that get there?
14:56How did that get there?
14:57How do you think it got there?
14:58Well, Matthew, using the manic energy that he's been storing up for a whole series, violently dragged us out of
15:06the door.
15:07OK.
15:08Well, let's see how those things got there.
15:20Temple.
15:25Alex!
15:26Would you like a small basket of breads?
15:29Oh, yes, please, Stevie.
15:50It's just a sofa in a garden.
15:54Or is it?
15:58Wow.
15:59How did that get there?
16:02Yeah.
16:07Yeah.
16:09Yeah.
16:10Yeah.
16:10Yeah.
16:10It wasn't the sofa, it was a cushion that was the subject.
16:12It was me.
16:13Yeah.
16:13I'm supposed to be surprised by how the thing got there, aren't I?
16:17Whatever you think is a good thing, if it's the sofa, if it's me...
16:23Look, we've got our base.
16:25It's not a croissant lobbed on a roof, so things are looking good.
16:30Now, here's the weird thing.
16:31If you'd have asked me to guess Stevie's, I was genuinely going to say I imagine that she lowered it
16:36into his mouth with a fishing rod.
16:38God.
16:39But I wasn't expecting her to have created an upside-down house.
16:42It's a surprising answer.
16:43It's surprising.
16:44Galore.
16:45It's surprising galore.
16:46OK.
16:47There is one more to see.
16:48I know.
16:49It's Jason Mantoukas.
16:51A banana skin in the cupboard.
16:53LAUGHTER
16:59Now, should my how did that get there be based on what I see or my knowledge of Jason?
17:05That's up to you, Greg.
17:07OK.
17:07Well, I'll give you both.
17:09How did that get there?
17:11How did that get there?
17:14OK.
17:16LAUGHTER
17:17Here we go.
17:18This is what happened.
17:23LAUGHTER
17:30LAUGHTER
17:33LAUGHTER
17:36LAUGHTER
17:56I mean, fair play.
17:57Yeah.
17:59They did an incredible job making him greyer, I will say.
18:02He's not nearly as grey as I am.
18:04You're very different characters as well.
18:06Oh, yes.
18:06He's been on this show and he was...
18:08..whoosh.
18:08..whoosh.
18:08I mean, the...
18:08He was pathetic.
18:09Yeah.
18:12Right.
18:13Let's go.
18:14Fatia.
18:14I'm very fond of you, but I knew you'd lob that croissant on that roof.
18:18LAUGHTER
18:19One point to Fatia.
18:20One point.
18:21I was mildly more intrigued by Rosie.
18:23Rosie would be right at the top if I were allowed to accept bribes,
18:26but I can't.
18:27OK, two for you.
18:28Mmm.
18:28There's a bit of ambiguity about Matthews, I think.
18:31I knew how that sofa and those cushions got there.
18:34Mmm.
18:35But I didn't expect him to be hiding in the cushions.
18:37So, he did put something somewhere surprising.
18:38So, I must reward that to some extent.
18:40So, I'll give him three points.
18:41Three to you, Matthew.
18:42And we bounce up.
18:43Obviously, Stevie's was a masterpiece.
18:46So much going on there.
18:47But I was so genuinely shocked by Kumar's arrival.
18:51I have to reward our American friend with five points.
18:54There we go, four points.
18:54Five points for Jason.
18:55APPLAUSE
18:59OK.
19:00I mean, there is a bonus point for the most surprising answer.
19:03I guess, was it Jason's or Stevie's?
19:05Obviously, Jason.
19:06Jason gets another.
19:07He gets six points.
19:08OK, another point.
19:09Right.
19:10Six points.
19:12OK.
19:12Press your button and show me some scores.
19:14Jason's in the lead with 11 points.
19:16Lovely.
19:18CHEERING
19:22Next!
19:23Yes, it's finally time for me to try out some new partners.
19:27Huh!
19:46Jason.
19:47Hello, Alex.
19:48Get those legs out.
19:49Wow.
19:50That's very white.
19:51Yeah, if you've got them.
19:52Yeah.
19:53Those getaway sticks.
19:56Oh.
19:58Got your legs out.
20:00What in the pasty hell is this?
20:02What is going on?
20:03Who's pasty?
20:04You, bruv.
20:05Look.
20:06You know what?
20:07Let's do this.
20:08Look at your getaway sticks.
20:09Yeah.
20:10All right.
20:11Create the most exciting new bodies so that you and Alex become a dynamic duo.
20:18What a sentence.
20:20You must then do something dynamic together for no more than a minute.
20:26Most dynamic duo wins.
20:28You have 30 minutes.
20:30Your time starts now.
20:32Most exciting bodies.
20:33Do I have to touch you?
20:34What the hell is going on?
20:36Get the most exciting new bodies.
20:38Oh, okay.
20:39So we can add appendages to ourselves.
20:44Just waiting for an idea to pop into the old noggin.
20:47That's not really how it works.
20:48Yeah.
20:49No.
20:49Oh, what shall I just?
20:50Okay.
20:50Yeah.
20:52Your time starts now.
20:58One more.
20:59Wow.
21:01Looks like Matthew may have overheard Stevie and decided to offer his appendage there.
21:08Okay.
21:09Here we go with Fatia and Stevie's oh-so-dynamic bodies.
21:25Ah, my old friend.
21:27Sir Alex of Horn.
21:29Ah, Sir Stevie of Martin.
21:41Hey, hijab, I don't think you've ever grappled with a raging horn before.
21:45The raging horn never subsides.
21:47I'm gonna crack your horn and feed it to the pigeons.
21:52We have fought side by side for decades.
21:56But then you killed my son.
21:58It was an accident.
22:01But you will never believe me.
22:04Dismount, lad.
22:09Now arm yourself for the last dance.
22:19Are you ready?
22:21Ready?
22:23Ready.
22:23Raging horn, ready.
22:25Hijab, ready.
22:28And...
22:29En garde!
22:30Ha!
22:36You've got no rhythm.
22:38One push and you're done.
22:40Oh!
22:41Here he goes.
22:43I have defeated him.
22:47Raging horn, more like raging delusional.
22:50He's still here.
22:51Oh, hello.
22:58I've had enough of this.
23:00Here comes the hijabi slubby.
23:10Oh, yes.
23:12Come here.
23:14Yes!
23:15Yes!
23:16Ah!
23:19My friend, it's been an honour.
23:23Oh!
23:26Oh!
23:26Oh!
23:26Oh!
23:27Oh!
23:27Oh!
23:28Oh!
23:31Oh!
23:33I'm old and cynical.
23:35But...
23:36You conjured up the majesty of medieval times.
23:40Oh, yeah.
23:40Yeah.
23:41Thought it was funny, well acted.
23:43It was a very touching moment.
23:45You killed my son.
23:47Loved it.
23:48See?
23:49When I'm nice, no-one likes it.
23:56Now then...
23:57I don't know what the hell was going on.
24:00The dynamism was where?
24:02I mean, it just looked like two people dressed as eggs banging into each other.
24:05No!
24:06I used my whole body, you know.
24:08And Alex really did fall over.
24:10And I ended up banging my chin.
24:12Slowly.
24:12Yeah, I banged my chin.
24:13I'm sorry you banged your chin.
24:15Yeah.
24:15And I'm sorry that your video was rubbish.
24:19Who's next?
24:20OK.
24:21Well, here are Jason and I, and me, and Rosie.
24:33Oh.
24:33Skelly?
24:34Mm-hmm?
24:35We've been rattling around these streets for far too long.
24:39I think it's time that we get up to that city in the sky.
24:43After one last dance.
24:46Oh.
24:47Are you ready?
24:48Yeah.
24:49Five, six, seven, eight.
25:13That's right.
25:14We are the dynamic duo known as Captain Drum and Pipe Beast.
25:19Show them what you got, Pipe Beast.
25:23Next.
25:24These are not our original bodies.
25:34Quieter now.
25:36Dynamics.
25:48Mike Solo!
25:54This is rock and roll from the future.
25:57My left hand has run out of batteries.
25:59OK.
26:06APPLAUSE
26:12Really nice.
26:13Both of them really nice.
26:14Classic bit of perfect work from you.
26:16One last jig.
26:17We loved a jig, didn't we?
26:18We loved a jig.
26:19Of course we did.
26:19But then you were going to your final resting place, presumably, after that jig.
26:22And we went.
26:23And then you passed.
26:24Yeah.
26:25Who'd have thought that these would be so powerful?
26:29Jason, what did I write down for you?
26:31Oh, yeah.
26:31You're a fucking maniac.
26:35Sounds about right.
26:38So you were playing on dynamics, musical dynamics.
26:40Correct.
26:41Louder and quieter.
26:41Quieter and louder, musical dynamics.
26:43Yeah.
26:43And of course you were shouting classic catchphrases like,
26:46these are not our original bodies.
26:50Let's have a break, shall we?
26:52This one needs to go and have a wee.
26:53Get it in the litter tray this time.
26:55Ooh!
26:56All right!
26:56Now he's got a fur ball!
27:10Hello!
27:11Welcome back to the penultimate episode of the series in which I am
27:14currently judging the most exciting new bodies combined to create
27:18the most dynamic duo.
27:19Yes, and what a body we have next.
27:22What a taut, svelte, lithe body.
27:25Of course, it's Matt Bainton's body.
27:28Joe's mind is this?
27:43Do you want me to follow me?
27:44Okay, I'm done too.
27:49I'll follow me.
27:49You'll be behind me.
27:49And you're watching me.
27:49And we're a tease.
27:53Yeah, it's close.
27:56And you're crazy.
27:56You're so funny.
27:56As you know the clip.
28:05Oh, my God.
28:45Oh, man.
28:46What a beautiful take on the word dynamic.
28:50And it's the first time, and I'm new to this phrase,
28:53the first time I've had a camel toe.
28:54LAUGHTER
28:59Oh, my God.
29:01I know. I don't know what happened.
29:04I know.
29:07I don't know what it is.
29:09I don't know what it is.
29:11You look like you've got a big chubby fanny.
29:13LAUGHTER
29:17I'm just glad we're talking about somebody else's balls.
29:21LAUGHTER
29:23Right, you need to judge this now.
29:25Yep.
29:25Most dynamic duo wins.
29:27I do have to judge it.
29:29LAUGHTER
29:31Well...
29:32LAUGHTER
29:32It's bad, isn't it?
29:33It's clean.
29:35But I tell you what, though, I so like the character,
29:38I'm not going to give you one point, I'm going to give you two points.
29:40OK.
29:40APPLAUSE
29:42I thought everything else was excellent,
29:44so I'm giving Rosie three and Jason three.
29:47Then I'm jumping up to the night story.
29:49The narrative was so complex, four points to Stevie Martin.
29:52OK.
29:53And, of course, how could I not give five points to Matthew's beautiful butterfly?
29:58Well done, Matthew.
29:58Very good.
29:59APPLAUSE
30:04Right, let's have another.
30:05Yes, we're going to have another now.
30:07And another.
30:08And another.
30:09And another.
30:10And another.
30:11And another.
30:13All the information's on the task.
30:18All the information's on the task.
30:20All the information's on the task.
30:25Salaamu alaikum, Habibi.
30:28Aw.
30:29Nice, simple one.
30:30Ooh.
30:31OK, good.
30:31These are the ones I like.
30:33Let's get into a good, hearty task.
30:36Immediately.
30:37Disaster.
30:38Ooh.
30:40Conquer the multitask.
30:42You must complete every task in every room you enter.
30:46BELL RINGS
30:50FASTEST WINS.
30:52Your time starts now.
30:54Now, either have a snack in the kitchen or a lie down in the hutch.
30:57BELL RINGS
30:58Where's the hutch?
30:59Hmm.
31:04Good.
31:04I think I understand it.
31:05Mm-hm.
31:05Not much to say.
31:06We just need to see them in action, don't we, on this occasion?
31:08That's right.
31:09It's choose your own tasking time.
31:10And we're going to begin with Fatia and Jason.
31:13I'll do a snack in the kitchen, if you don't mind.
31:15I'll come with you.
31:15Shall we?
31:16Yes, please.
31:18Oh, Habibi, you think you are clever?
31:21I am cleverer than you.
31:22Oh, 285 on it.
31:24You've written down your snack.
31:26What?
31:27Clean up this mess.
31:29What the hell, man?
31:30Oi, this is disgusting.
31:34Then either have a lie down in the hutch.
31:36Or finish a drink in the caravan.
31:38Drink in the caravan, please.
31:42I want the elixir, but I'm scared it's going to taste like nonsense.
31:46Blue drink, is it?
31:47Mm-hm.
31:50Done.
31:51Become this person.
31:52If you have eaten a snack, you must wear the snack sign for the rest of the task.
31:56Become this person.
31:57Oh, I see.
31:58This person.
31:58Got it.
31:59Sorry, sorry.
31:59Yes, please.
32:00Wander in the living room, or rummage in the shed, please.
32:02I'll have a rummage in the shed.
32:03Okay.
32:04Come.
32:06Can I have this coat?
32:08I think it's nice, you know.
32:11Give Patatas the elixir.
32:13Patatas.
32:14You must use the baby bottle to administer the elixir.
32:18Then you have conquered the multitask.
32:20Baby bottle is what I'm looking for.
32:24Baby bottle!
32:32Oh, oh.
32:33I found it.
32:34I found it.
32:35There's a safe.
32:36And I wrote down the combination.
32:38Two-eight-five-one.
32:43Oh.
32:43Oh, Kat.
32:47Oh.
32:48Remember, if you go into a room, you've got to do the task.
32:51Damn it!
32:53Become this person.
32:53If you've eaten a snack, you must wear the snack sign for the rest of the task.
32:57Boy, is this hard to figure out.
33:01Wait, wait, wait.
33:08So, thank you.
33:13Thank you, Fatia.
33:16I'll stop the clock.
33:28I was genuinely genuinely just thinking oh this is nice Jason hasn't smashed anything up
33:35I'm an unnecessary cat murder at the end and I dismantled the shed entirely he did do that
33:41good as long as you cost us money they were both sussed out the cookie code was
33:48significant early doors and every time you went into a room you had to do the
33:51task that was in there so Fatih cleverly at the end didn't go into the room but
33:54reached through and got good and that's why she is five minutes quicker than
33:59Jason in the end six minutes 14 and 11 minutes 55 top speed so far one see two
34:05more oh yeah okay well it's two women called Stevie and Rosie next yes it's
34:09Stevie and Rosie here we go either have a snack in the kitchen or a lie down in
34:14the hutch oh oh a lie down
34:22reconstruct the taskmaster house please what is that two eight five one that's it
34:29now either brush your teeth in the lab I have a snack in the kitchen I'm gonna
34:32have a little snacky snack snack for me please the number of them Greg was here
34:40earlier in sand yeah come on yep yep yeah
34:47then either one drink living room we'll have a rummage in the shed I've been in
34:51the shed already I'll go back to the shed to see as I'm here okay
34:59give potatoes the elixir who's potatoes well if you need more information you
35:03know where to go yeah I do I don't have to do this again do I wash your teeth in
35:09the lab
35:09I haven't washed my teeth oh my god fold up the map behind some ores I'm just gonna
35:23have a map yet do you know where's the map the maps gonna be somewhere else I'm gonna dance
35:36I'm gonna go and have a have a drink in the caravan become this person what wander to the living
35:43room
35:43oh hello hello pop this balloon
35:47ah
35:51I'm so sorry that was horrible
35:54they're suing in that you found me go immediately to the shed
36:01oh the shed this is the shed that's the hutch give potatoes the elixir who's potatoes
36:07right I need the elixir anyway right oh a lollipop lady
36:12okay I'm gonna go into the shed oh maybe it's a map of where potatoes is do you think
36:19shut
36:21was that there before I mean it's huge you can't have been can it
36:26it's got it was behind the ores right two eight five one
36:31go hello baby I don't think he wants it he wants it
36:37oh stop the clock
36:40lovely lovely lovely lovely
36:46the thing that fascinates me is the difference in your energies and I felt like I was watching one
36:50mad teenager who'd eaten three easter eggs and then a mum who was just pottering around the shop
36:58oh well I guess I'll pop in here then see what we've got in here follow like yeah
37:05I've got two kids I think that's the difference I ate quite a lot of the biscuits
37:10were they similar time tell me some stats they were similar number of rooms they went into they each
37:14went into 13 rooms um Stevie 23 minutes and 29 seconds still much quicker than Rosie who was half an
37:22hour
37:23of course she was she went and had her nails done halfway through
37:27right well that's the end of part three soon you'll see one of the cast up on stage waving behind
37:33a chest of drawers
37:34an air fryer some boobs a foot and a paddling pool and you'd be forgiven for thinking perhaps humans
37:39should be extinct we'll see you in a minute
37:53welcome back to the very last part of the show there was a busy old task going on before the
37:58break
37:58wasn't there alex mm-hmm yes there was the cast are trying to conquer the multitask and there's
38:04only one person left to go presumably because he's been so brilliant it's matt
38:11is this a nice snack for me
38:18we're going to caravan are we oh elixir why not you deserve it
38:25to the living room oh i've never seen it done like that before then shimmy to the shed
38:34give patatas the elixir where's the elixir in in me is there more elixir
38:42who is patatas oh if you need more information either have a snack
38:47in the kitchen or a lie down in the hutch
38:51while i'm here i really am keen to have gathered a clue
38:56then either brush your teeth in the lab or have a snack in the kitchen right
39:06mistake what's the code
39:10there must be more clues in here i guess we move the things i'm i know i'm going to be
39:16back here
39:20that's enough that's for me i'm just doing nothing
39:24brush your teeth and then have a rummage in this
39:26pop this balloon and i'm snapping it says have a lie down makes me think it must be a clue
39:34up above there's probably a clue in here you would have thought
39:41there's a clue 2851 pop into the lab okay
39:48i've got the number two five six one two five seven one it's not accepting any
39:59well buttons anymore you might have to give it a couple of minutes just popping off to the
40:04hutch for a little lie down 2851 2851 2851 2851 2851 2851
40:14i've broken the safe now you've been locked out four minutes we have to wait
40:21it's amazing how many regrets you can have isn't it
40:45it was bad luck though do you not think that's what i felt throughout bad luck yeah i just
40:50thought he was really unlucky that he missed things well i mean you say that he went into
40:58the
40:59what sorry i take it back the man's an idiot
41:07yeah don't say it like that though because it seemed
41:20the
41:21battery gets the five points
41:30points 23 minutes rosie half an hour but still you get
41:34Wins I will explain there's a chess clock here both teams have got 30 seconds
41:38So the quicker you think the quicker you press the button the better you'll do the team of three is
41:42going first
41:43Okay, as soon as I press the button your clock starts round one the category is it's five letter words.
41:48Good luck
41:52Ankle
41:54Chips good agree agree is good
41:59Flags
42:02Metal
42:08Found nice forks
42:14You just did one I'm sorry, that's all right, but no stay there
42:17Looks like a supply teachers lost control
42:28Don't press the button until they've done I'm sorry
42:30Piles
42:33Angels
42:34Grit
42:35Tasks
42:36Lovely because that's the show
42:38Boobs
42:38Crisp
42:39Charm
42:40Carrie
42:42Queen
42:43Kings
42:44Flits
42:45Hands
42:46Rosy
42:48Rosy
42:48Not you
42:51Oh
42:54Fox
43:15Rosy
43:16And end with the letter T
43:20They start and end with the letter T, we're starting with a team of two, good luck
43:23Twat
43:24Twat
43:26T
43:26Teat
43:27Twist
43:27Thrift
43:29Tenet
43:30Tit
43:32Trot
43:33Tenant
43:35Taut
43:36Twit
43:37Tint
43:40Top a lot of a top top top tip
43:42Don't press that button until you say a word that starts and end with T
43:46T
43:46We've had trot
43:47T
43:48T
43:49T
43:51T
43:51T
44:07Tint
44:08Are you alright ?
44:10She's just checking, I'm ok
44:11Not really no
44:11Ding
44:13Doing well, you've not been a teacher long
44:16Ermm
44:17OK it is round 3, the final round, it's won all
44:20This is it, good luck
44:21Here we go Stevie
44:22This is absolutely horrific
44:24Words
44:25One letter longer than the previous word
44:29Starting with you Rosy go
44:31I
44:33In
44:35We're looking for a three letter word
44:36The?
44:38Brat.
44:40Fudge.
44:41Fudges.
44:43What? I don't...
44:44We're looking for a seven-letter word.
44:47Beatles.
44:50Yes.
44:53So, I'm eight? Yes.
44:58Chainsaw.
44:59Correct.
45:00A nine-letter word.
45:05Meat freeze.
45:06No, I can't, I can't.
45:09You get brain freeze, you don't get meat freeze.
45:14Um, I...
45:15You could have had chainsaws for the team of two wins!
45:19There you go.
45:20Come down, we'll add back to your final scores!
45:23Oh, God.
45:26Hello, everyone.
45:30Surprisingly tense.
45:31Yes, I just enjoyed being in full control of a task.
45:34LAUGHTER
45:35So, the team of three gets three points,
45:38the team of two get five points!
45:40Score one, Jason and Stevie.
45:43Yeah.
45:45Which means that the team of two have dominated today's scoreboard.
45:48Stevie is in second place with 19 points,
45:50but Jason Mantzoukas wins the episode, his second with 23 points!
45:55CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
45:56Please go up and celebrate on the table!
45:59In your savings in the deli!
46:02It's the final next, but for now, there's just one winner,
46:06and it's Jason Mantzoukas!
46:07CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
46:12CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
46:37CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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