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00:01This is my business.
00:04This is something else.
00:07You can't believe it.
00:08I didn't buy anything.
00:10I did not buy anything.
00:11I'm good.
00:12I'm sorry.
00:14I am going to take your own food.
00:18I am going to take it.
00:21We're going to take it.
00:23This is the food.
00:24It is so much food.
00:28Who's next?
00:29Can I get a medium meat feast?
00:30I was good. Sorry.
00:32Yeah, I'll get a Hawaiian feast.
00:35I'm pretty small.
00:37£5.99.
00:42Ten minutes. Thanks.
00:45Can I get a medium meat feast?
00:48£7.99.
00:55Ten minutes.
00:57Thanks.
00:58Ten minutes.
01:00Thanks.
01:19Sorry about the...
01:22Sorry?
01:23Sorry about the jumping in.
01:26It's okay.
01:27I feel terrible.
01:31I've been waiting for a while.
01:33Oh, I know. Yeah.
01:34Ages.
01:36There was a guy in front of that woman.
01:37No, I know. It's hard.
01:49Thank God you said something.
01:52Sorry?
01:53Thank God you said something.
01:55Or you'd have to wait another 15 seconds
01:57while I put in my order.
02:03This is a thing.
02:05Who the fuck are you?
02:06Being pushed in front of, is it triggering?
02:08Is it crucial to your self esteem?
02:10It's important to you as a man,
02:12that someone doesn't jump in front of you
02:13in a queue for a fucking pizza.
02:15Are you looking?
02:16Go ahead.
02:18She's going ahead, isn't it?
02:22She's a fucking dude.
02:25Hi.
02:26Hi.
02:27You good?
02:28Yeah, are you?
02:29Yeah.
02:32You look great.
02:33Yeah, I do.
02:34Yeah.
02:36Good journey?
02:38Yeah.
02:45Frigal.
02:50Yeah we are.
02:53tho.
02:55Yup.
02:56...
03:19Guys, yep, sorry.
03:21Sorry.
03:34Can you do the big one?
03:39Can you do the big one?
03:41Can you do the big one?
03:53Can you do the big one?
04:06Can you do the big one?
04:07Can you do the big one?
04:12All right?
04:13Oh, God.
04:15What?
04:16This is the bit where you take the fact that we've had a nice day as to human beings and
04:21you turn it all into something sexual.
04:25Because it's the only way you can be women and your diseased little mind.
04:31Am I wrong?
04:32No, my mind's completely diseased right now.
04:34Oh, my mind's fucking rancid.
04:37All I can think about is taking you home, not dressing you, touching you.
04:46Is that romantic or really fucking creepy?
04:50Oh, it's creepy.
04:52It's definitely creepy.
04:53Oh, it's such a fine line.
04:58Hey.
05:00Hi.
05:01Hi.
05:02Hi.
05:03Hi.
05:03Hi.
05:04How are you coming?
05:04I'm sorry we're letting you get a bit of a thing.
05:07I love you.
05:08Oh, I like your elephants.
05:10Say hello.
05:11What's up?
05:12Yeah?
05:12I'll talk about three more girls.
05:15Yeah, sure.
05:16I'll go.
05:18What's up?
05:18What's up?
05:19What's up?
05:20What's up?
05:21What's up?
05:23What's up?
05:24What's up?
05:25What's up?
05:26What's up?
05:27What's up?
05:27You know I'm in love with you, huh?
05:29Come on.
05:31You've been in love with me for weeks.
05:33Ha, ha.
05:37Now each one bursts like a volcano
05:42This is nowhere else for us left to go
05:47You can't keep it in a microphone
05:55This is nowhere else for us left to go
06:02Is it wrong to have an erection in front of all these people?
06:06You don't know what it's like down there
06:10What can I get you?
06:12Um
06:21And the hormones?
06:24Normal
06:25All normal, everything was normal
06:28But do talk about maybe like a chromosome or...
06:32Yep, it was all normal
06:34Everything was normal, it was all what we would hope to see
06:40So the good news is there's nothing wrong
06:46I know it can seem a bit disappointing having spent all this money on tests
06:49For what might feel like no reason
06:52But what you do have now is peace of mind
06:56You can walk away from here knowing you're both
06:58In terms of reproduction at least
07:00You're both completely healthy
07:03A lot of the people I see in here would love to receive these results
07:12So where...
07:14Why do our babies keep dying?
07:19I don't know
07:29Hello? I've just arrived
07:30Can you hear me?
07:32Oh my God
07:33That's right
07:34Headhunted
07:40Headhunted though, so will you get a raise?
07:42I'm literally coming in now
07:44Will you get a raise?
07:47Will you get a raise?
07:50Singapore
07:50Well
07:53What bowl from the blue?
08:01I can't quite...
08:03What was it?
08:04You'll be Vice President of Acquisitions and...
08:16I couldn't quite get what everyone was saying
08:19So you...
08:20What was it?
08:21You'll be Vice President of...
08:23Was it Acquisitions or...
08:31Do you want me to unlock it?
08:32Yeah
08:53Singapore though
08:54Can't get much further away than that
09:10Oh
09:16Oh
09:17Oh
09:17Oh
09:34I've always liked the idea of getting away, fresh start, meet new people, make new friends.
09:46Sometimes in life it's hard to break free from your, um, past.
09:57Now me and Lisa are getting married.
10:03Would you be the best man?
10:06Best man?
10:09Obviously all the people I actually want you to be the best man.
10:11Turn you down.
10:13Bottom of the barrel.
10:16Shall I take these over?
10:17Yeah, yeah, thanks mate.
10:19And four pints of Peroni.
10:21No, that'd be great.
10:22Yeah, thanks.
10:23No, I'll do a nice speech, do it properly.
10:28Thanks mate.
10:30Say something nice about you, at least, about your relationship.
10:36What do you know about relationships?
10:39Right.
10:42Yeah, thanks mate.
10:45No, no, no, no.
10:56Got lost yet.
11:08Got lost yet?
11:10Yeah.
11:10Yes.
11:30Six, seven years since Nicola changed her nappy.
11:34And six years of sleep.
11:36Sleep, I remember that.
11:37Is that where you put your head on a bit?
11:40And you stay there all night, yeah.
11:42Wake up in the morning completely refreshed.
11:44Yeah, I've got a vague memory of that.
11:48No, go back and eat your dinner.
11:49No, I said no.
11:51I'm going to write a memoir of motherhood called
11:53How Is It Only Midday?
11:57So imagine having a baby now.
11:59Well, Ian would have a few questions to ask.
12:01Is that the old...
12:07Sorry.
12:08Oh, if you knew Ian...
12:12Oh, just take my phone.
12:16Jesus, Mummy's trying to eat.
12:17Is Mummy allowed to eat?
12:19Honestly, she kills me.
12:25Oh, I bet that smells like it.
12:35Hey.
12:37Hi.
12:39Congratulations.
12:40I be addicts.
12:42Oh, thank you.
12:46I was sorry to hear about your loss.
12:49My loss?
12:50What that is?
12:53I see.
12:53Yeah, I thought you meant my wallet or something.
12:56I thought you meant my wallet or my phone or something.
12:59I was like, what?
13:01They're my pockets, aren't they?
13:04Yeah.
13:05No, thanks.
13:06Yeah.
13:07All good.
13:08All good.
13:10Here's my...
13:10Here's my...
13:12Hey.
13:13Hey.
13:19Thanks for coming.
13:21Yeah.
13:22No, it's great to be here.
13:25How have you been?
13:27How have you been more like?
13:29Sleeping.
13:31Well, sleep's been...
13:33It's not been great, to be honest.
13:36Oh dear.
13:37I've always been doing bedtime, but it's me who's got to get up in the night and...
13:41Whop it out, whack it in its mouth.
13:44Alex is so gorgeous.
13:46You should see him at three in the morning.
13:52I've got my latch sorted.
13:53Oh, great.
13:54Yes.
13:55That is a big relief.
13:56Yeah.
13:56Hey.
13:59Thanks for coming.
14:00Ah, nice.
14:02Great to be here.
14:03I just wanted to say how sorry I am for your loss.
14:09My loss, what are these?
14:14Sorry, I thought you meant more wallet or something.
14:17What is your loss?
14:18I was like, what have I lost?
14:19I've got my phone.
14:20I've got my keys.
14:21I've got my keys.
14:23Oh, God, yeah.
14:25Uh, thanks, yeah.
14:26It's all good.
14:28It's all good.
14:31It is what it is.
14:34Can I get you a drink?
14:46I think you need to find a way to talk about it.
14:52Because all that...
14:54I've lost my wallet stuff.
14:58I mean...
15:00What the fuck?
15:04I was trying to slightly deflect.
15:09It was incredibly subtle.
15:13Actually, when I think of it, very, very convincing.
15:22Don't.
15:28Sorry.
15:32It's okay.
15:52It's a bit of me that wants Alex to die.
16:01A baby?
16:07You want Nicholas' baby to die?
16:12A little bit.
16:26It's okay.
16:27Jesus...
16:36A snagged up.
16:42Yeah.
16:43It's really dark.
17:04Can I do my tea?
17:12Or can I literally just grab my toothbrush?
17:18Yeah.
17:21Do you know about gut bacteria?
17:25Do you know about gut bacteria?
17:27Yep, everyone does.
17:28You have all this bacteria in your guts apparently.
17:32Yeah, I know.
17:33I said I know.
17:34I don't know the ins and outs, but apparently there's some bacteria that can actually be good for you.
17:41Yep.
17:43Sorry.
17:44No.
17:45Don't know which room we're in.
17:47Oh.
17:48Ah, no.
17:49Good point.
17:49I can check with Marvin.
17:51Oh, call him.
17:51I can call him.
18:01Rose, which was why we said at the time it was a reliable fund.
18:05The growth was steady for many years.
18:07It was many years, wasn't it?
18:09Yeah.
18:1012 years of steady growth.
18:12And I don't know if you remember, but I'm sure you do.
18:17As a team, we forecasted growth in that fund of 2.5 in year one, then three, then 2.1.
18:25And what's actually coming in now is actually we're not seeing that.
18:32Though the future is still open to debate.
18:34Yeah.
18:35Well, the future's always open for debate.
18:36It's the future.
18:38It wasn't what I was saying, but okay.
18:40But yes, what we are now forecasting for year one is, um, have you got the figures there?
18:49We've both got the figures.
18:50Do you want to...?
18:52You carry on.
18:54Yeah.
18:55It's actually a shrinkage, in fact, of 0.4.
19:08Okay.
19:13Okay.
19:42Let's go.
20:05That'd be Daniel.
20:16He probably can't sleep or something.
20:21Okay.
20:42Do you mind if I move this?
20:44Yeah, feel free.
20:45Sorry.
20:46Thanks.
20:50Oh, thank you.
20:51Yes.
20:52Sorry.
20:55Oh.
21:07How long have you been saying?
21:09Yes.
21:10Yes.
21:18I'm really trying not to put any pressure on you.
21:24All I need is for you to get it heard, get it in me and ejaculate. That's literally it.
21:36I don't need it to be enjoyable.
21:40I just need it to ejaculate.
21:44shut your eyes shut your eyes
21:48they are shut shut them I can't I've got this left
21:53shut your stupid eyes I don't want you to see in the dress
22:02they're so annoying it's not even funny anymore
22:06keep them shut now
22:11keep them
22:13shut
22:14shut
22:23she's done a roast
22:26she spends ages on you
22:29she seasons the meat night before
22:31is it all day in a slow cooker
22:32yeah no I know how your mum makes a roast
22:35I spent like six years now hearing all about how your mum puts the meat in the slow cooker
22:40do you know she grows her own carrots
22:41here he is
22:42oh no go away
22:45let's talk of a roast
22:46oh typical
22:47thanks son
22:48thank you
22:50here they are
22:51they want feeding
22:54well there's plenty of food
22:56I've done a roast
22:57I'm just gonna pop upstairs
22:59okay enough too much information
23:01no go away
23:02no go away
23:25Are you in there?
23:30Yeah?
23:33You okay?
23:36Yep.
23:43Everything will be okay.
23:45I just know it will.
23:48I can't say how, I know, I just know.
23:52Does that make sense?
23:56Yep.
23:58Just have this, like,
24:01like an inkling?
24:06Do you want to let me in?
24:13Come on now, just have a chat.
24:16Just go downstairs and have a chat.
24:17Go.
24:29She's dishing it out.
24:31I don't give a fuck.
24:32Where are you going to go?
24:32She's done making cheese.
24:34I need to fucking leave.
24:42I didn't say anything.
24:44Don't talk to me when I am cleaning on a seamless, annoying cupboard in the entire house.
24:51How is this my fault?
24:52Oh.
25:03Okay, my parents are...
25:07Okay, my parents are really positive, calm, constructive people.
25:13I really like that. It's what we need. They're not like...
25:18Yeah, I don't know.
25:21They're not like what?
25:25You're obviously going to say something.
25:31You know, your parents can be a bit like... I don't just mean your parents.
25:39Your dad's... all serious. Your mum's... your mum.
25:45There's a reason they haven't told them about the losses. They won't be able to deal with it.
25:49I think you guys are dealing with it really well.
25:54OK, let's stop this before it becomes something we know when it's become.
25:58Really?
26:01We're just going to stand here, pretend it's OK for people to go on about some fucking inkling when we're...
26:08Fucking...
26:11OK.
26:17Is that your mum that ought to have a dead fetus sucked out of her?
26:22So you stand there talking all smiling like a pair of fucking idiots and they know fuck all.
26:26They know fuck all.
26:34I didn't mean your parents are idiots.
26:36I just meant... the whole thing is idiotic.
26:50I didn't mean they're idiots.
26:52Is that OK?
26:53Sorry.
26:54Oh, it's fine.
27:01They're doing their best.
27:03I think they just don't know what to say.
27:05Well, that's like...
27:07Yeah.
27:09What is there to say?
27:10Oh, yeah.
27:13Sorry.
27:15They're just...
27:16They're just...
27:16No.
27:17How did you end up like that in vain?
27:23You OK?
27:26Yeah, no, I'm fine.
27:27I just...
27:31Do you mind if I say something?
27:33Of course, yeah.
27:37I have to say this, OK?
27:39Because...
27:40I love you.
27:42I want to look after you.
27:45It's my job to be the person to say this to you, but...
27:51You're not thinking straight.
27:52Why?
27:57Am I not?
28:01Huh?
28:05Sorry.
28:10Don't let's be sorry.
28:12You mean...
28:13I lost three babies and I'm not thinking straight?
28:27Oh, my God, I'm such a clutz.
28:30Sorry, I'm so harebrained.
28:32I can't think straight in my silly little girl head
28:35because my ditzy little womb keeps evacuating babies.
28:39Of course, I'm not thinking straight.
28:42Had one baby ripped out of me and another two pouring down my legs.
28:46Why do you expect me to think straight?
28:48How can you think straight?
28:52Please.
28:53We had three babies growing inside me and they all died.
28:57One of them was ripped out of me by some procedure
28:58that I don't even want to think about
29:00and we watched the other two gush down the toilet.
29:03You know what? You think straight about that.
29:06Jesus fucking...
29:20One, one!
29:23One, two, two...
29:26Two, three...
29:54I don't know.
29:56The difference is I'm able to rationalise it.
30:00I know you're not.
30:03Okay.
30:05I am...
30:06Of course you can't rationalise it.
30:09But you're pregnant three times and they all die.
30:12You can rationalise that.
30:15Yeah.
30:17Fuck off.
30:18I can rationalise it.
30:19Of course you can't.
30:21I can rationalise it.
30:22I can make sense of it in my brain.
30:26Which means I'm able to manage my emotional reaction to it
30:30without having to go on about it to everyone.
30:42Okay.
30:53Rationalise it then.
30:55Go on.
30:57Rationalise it because I love rational.
31:00Rational's fucking excellent.
31:01I'd love to find a way to make this all feel fucking rational.
31:10You have to think of this within its place, within the cosmos.
31:22Fuck off.
31:23No, I'm sorry.
31:25Go on.
31:27Tell me how this all fits within the cosmos.
31:29It sounds fantastic.
31:30Okay, fuck off.
31:31No, go on.
31:32Sorry, please.
31:33Rationalise.
31:34Rationalise away.
31:35You were saying the cosmos.
31:43We're just people.
31:45You know?
31:49Really?
31:53Okay.
31:56Wow, you thought of that yourself.
31:59Wow, this is like...
32:03This is life-changing.
32:04Why didn't you tell me this sooner?
32:07You need to write this down because, you know,
32:08the whole cosmos thing is really deep.
32:11That's like...
32:11That's the sort of thing clever people say.
32:13Who cares about the children dying in my stomach
32:16or all just part of the cosmos?
32:21The cosmos.
32:22Oh, come on.
32:22That's hilarious.
32:25You know that's funny.
32:29You've been listening to a podcast.
32:31You just fuck off.
32:33Seriously, it's fucking rude.
32:35Fuck you.
32:36Yeah, okay.
32:37Don't call me fucking rude.
32:38I do fucking everything you need.
32:40I've upset my mum.
32:42I do fucking whatever you want me to do
32:45because I love you and I'm happy to do it
32:47because I love you and because I...
32:50I made a vow to you on our wedding day,
32:52but you can't then just turn around and be fucking rude.
32:58You've got two options.
33:00You can either bend over, let the misery fuck you,
33:03or you move forward, you stay focused,
33:06eyes up, level head.
33:12Is that what you're doing?
33:14Yeah.
33:17What was it?
33:19Move forward...
33:20Move forward, stay focused, eyes up, level head.
33:25No, Zach, I can't.
33:28It's going well.
33:31Yeah?
33:33Yeah.
33:36I've put all the pain through, like...
33:41Imagine that, like, a shredder, a paper shredder in my head.
33:47I've put all the pain through the shredder.
33:49I've burnt the shreds.
33:51And now that allows me to move forwards across the ashes.
33:58You know that's mad, though, yeah?
34:01It's not.
34:02It is.
34:05It's fucking loopy.
34:06It works.
34:07It doesn't.
34:09I promise you it doesn't.
34:13I promise you it doesn't.
34:18You don't talk about it.
34:21You only talk to your dad about it,
34:23and that's like talking to a two-year-old.
34:24Okay, fine, I'm going to talk about it.
34:25I'll talk to fucking everyone about it.
34:27I'll talk to Dave about it.
34:28I'll go around Sainsbury, the fucking lad they got.
34:38Doing a ceremony, I can't keep me eyes on you.
34:40Yeah, Kevin.
34:41I mean, look at him.
34:42What a guy, eh?
34:44He's got the looks.
34:45He's got a daughter, eh?
34:47You are turning me out of my show.
34:49You dangerous beast, eh?
34:53Are you guys all right?
34:55No.
35:00Is this okay?
35:01Yeah, thank you.
35:02So, um, there's something that I've got to tell this guy that I've been seeing, and, um,
35:11okay, he's going to hate it, and I, and he...
35:13Let's just...
35:44Shall we start with a prayer?
35:47Yes, thank you.
35:51Do you want to lead it?
35:54Okay.
36:22Help me.
36:38Sorry I didn't make the restaurant.
36:39No, yeah, don't worry.
36:40I actually really value eating on my own.
36:42The payment got you okay?
36:44Yeah, all good.
36:45Thanks.
36:46And I left the tip.
36:49Because you forgot the tip.
36:52No, I was glad that you didn't add the tip.
37:07I just wanted to have a little chat.
37:11Sorry, do you mind if I put this on your book?
37:13Oh, um...
37:18Are you okay, Tim?
37:19No, yeah, happy to.
37:22I'm really, like, I'm really open to, like, discussions and emotions.
37:30I used to cry quite a lot when I was little, so just fire away.
37:35Anything you need to say, just say it.
37:37Is this about Singapore?
37:39It's linked.
37:40Yeah, but it's...
37:41Because I'm so excited for you.
37:45Thank you, yeah.
37:48And I assume you'll get a raise?
37:56You're right if I open these?
37:57Yeah.
37:59I doubt they'd headhunt you and increase your responsibilities
38:01without a commensurate salary increase.
38:03If they do, you will need to have a word.
38:06Or I will.
38:12Well, there's, um, going to be quite a significant raise, yeah.
38:16How significant?
38:21Because it should probably also be a proportional increase in your bonus.
38:26Why don't you let me take a look at the paperwork?
38:28I can make a plan for the money and...
38:30Okay, no.
38:31Are you kidding me?
38:34What?
38:34What do you mean, what?
38:38I'm trying to help you organise your finances.
38:40Okay, no.
38:42Sleep in the attic.
38:44Excuse me?
38:45Sleep in the attic.
38:45Go on, fuck off.
38:46Get out of my bedroom.
38:47Well, that's rude.
38:48You're going to have to put the radiator on and turn it to three.
38:50I'm literally trying to help you organise your finances.
38:53I know.
38:54It's interesting, though, isn't it, that you won't let me.
38:56Fuck off.
38:57Very interesting.
38:57Fuck off.
38:58Get out of my bedroom.
39:02All of my mates have settled down.
39:05I'm the only one.
39:09I'm all alone in the world.
39:10Can you imagine how that feels?
39:15I just need the chance to move away.
39:19Start again.
39:22Take me to Singapore.
39:29I'd love to tell Stephen I'm moving to Singapore.
39:37Here?
39:38Yeah, yeah, good for me.
39:39I don't think it's much like...
39:41No, this is fine, isn't it?
39:42Yeah.
39:42Yeah, it's good, yeah.
39:45We're a bit like...
39:46In the middle work.
39:48Oh, you want us to have a cosy little corner together.
39:52Sounds serious.
39:54Uh-oh.
40:00Oh, lots to talk about.
40:03Yeah, there is indeed.
40:04Uh-oh.
40:05Sounds serious.
40:12Oh, I made it, Belle.
40:21Oh, it's lovely.
40:24I've been here a few times during the day.
40:26I know I should be working.
40:28It counts as work.
40:30It counts as work, right?
40:32Everything counts as work.
40:33Yeah.
40:35I think they do, like, um...
40:38Yeah.
40:39Thanks for coming out.
40:40No, it's great to be out.
40:42Really.
40:44I sort of texted you and I was like...
40:46Ah.
40:47I know we don't know each other very well.
40:50No.
40:51No, I was pleased you asked, actually.
40:53Um, servicey is terrible.
40:55Even when it's empty, it's mad.
41:00But how are you?
41:01You okay?
41:03Uh, yeah, fine.
41:05I...
41:06I'm pregnant.
41:07I'm ready.
41:12Great timing.
41:14Um, shall I...
41:17Go ahead.
41:18Okay, so the, uh, halloumi.
41:24Um...
41:25Oyster mushrooms, the burrata salad.
41:28Dressing?
41:29Uh, on the side?
41:31Hmm.
41:32We'll have the dressing on the side, please.
41:34Um, chickpea kofta.
41:37Lamb skewers.
41:40Uh...
41:41Hummus and baba ganoush.
41:42Do they come with flatbreads?
41:44I'm just gonna...
41:45And, uh, it's been a lot of interviews and stress and networking, sadly.
41:52But, um, I've managed to get a promotion.
41:57Don't tell Dave that I said that.
42:00He thinks I was headhunted.
42:02But, um, it means a move to Singapore.
42:08Great.
42:12Well, yeah, but...
42:14It's like I've got this baby growing inside of me.
42:19Which feels...
42:21Amazing.
42:23I'm really sorry.
42:27No.
42:42Okay.
42:44Quite simply.
42:46Dave isn't capable of fatherhood.
42:49And, um...
42:51I'm moving to Singapore without him.
42:53I haven't told him yet because
42:56he's desperate for me to go to this Matt's wedding.
42:59And, um...
43:00But the...
43:00My question is that
43:02when it comes to it,
43:03because there is a lot of pain in him
43:05and sensitivity and
43:07he's rather vulnerable
43:09beneath it all.
43:10You know him.
43:13What is the...
43:15nicest way to dump him?
43:21Sorry, that's a lot to digest.
43:26Have some more.
43:27I've just...
43:28greedy guts eating potato.
43:40Singapore?
43:42Yeah.
43:43Wow.
43:45She's been headhunted.
43:47Headhunted?
43:48Yeah.
43:49Oh, wow.
43:51Oh, she's good.
43:52Is she?
43:54She's too good for you.
43:57Oh, yeah.
43:58I was it.
43:59Who isn't?
44:04No, it's a big thing for her.
44:09It's...
44:11Yeah.
44:13She wants me to go with her.
44:19To Singapore?
44:20Yeah.
44:27That's good.
44:29Yeah.
44:33So...
44:34So you'd move out there and...
44:36Yeah, yeah.
44:37Settle down.
44:47Well, it's great that she's asked you, huh?
44:51What does that mean?
44:56Wow, that's...
44:59Of course she's asked me.
45:00Oh.
45:01You married people are hilarious.
45:04You just can't stand the thought of somebody else.
45:07I'm joking.
45:08I'm joking.
45:09It's all good, mate.
45:11All good.
45:12All good.
45:26How long do you think you'd be out there?
45:31Like, if you moved out there with her this year?
45:35It probably would be this year, yeah.
45:39Um...
45:41Well, it would be a long-term move, professionally, for Amanda, so...
45:46Yeah.
45:49Permanent?
45:53But...
45:53I guess you...
45:55You come home, what?
45:57I mean, females?
45:58What would I come home for?
46:02Daniel?
46:04Well, yeah.
46:05There's Daniel.
46:06Of course there's Daniel.
46:07I'm always thinking of Daniel.
46:09He'll visit, yeah.
46:11He'll love it out there.
46:12Yeah.
46:14And my dad.
46:15But, uh, there's nothing else to come home for.
46:25Well, it'd be good to see you back, have you?
46:26Yeah.
46:28Finally.
46:2820 years, I've been trying to get rid of you.
46:30He'll be good.
46:31Oh, my God.
46:37Mm-hmm.
46:40Mm-hmm.
46:45Mm-hmm.
46:47Mm-hmm.
46:48Mm-hmm.
46:49Mm-hmm.
47:06Okay, thank you.
47:13When I first met my wife...
47:23When I first met Lisa...
47:27Okay, okay, enough.
47:30Enough.
47:34When I first met Lisa, she was actually incredibly rude.
47:38She actually tried to push in front of me in the queue at the cab shop.
47:42It was Peter.
47:48But I knew, as soon as I spoke to her, I knew I wanted to be with this amazing woman
47:55for the rest of my life.
47:57Stay down.
48:05Lisa...
48:08I'm addicted to you.
48:12Every minute we're not together feels like a waste of a minute.
48:17I found you beautiful the first moment I saw you.
48:21I found you beautiful every moment since.
48:30I find you beautiful first thing in the morning when your breath stinks.
48:37When your breath stinks and your hair's a mess.
48:41I find you beautiful last thing at night when I can't sleep because you're making me laugh.
48:47And then five minutes later when your snoring kicks in.
48:55We stand here today and we look at our lives stretched out before us.
49:04And I see us laughing every day and getting drunk and going on amazing holidays.
49:14And I know there will be hard times too, but whatever happens to us,
49:21however hard we fall in the most painful moments,
49:25we made a vow today that we will be there for each other.
49:32We will love and look after each other.
49:37Me, the sensible problem solver.
49:41And you, the fun, mad, uncontainable and unrepeatable one.
49:52Nothing could break us apart.
50:01Nothing could break us apart.
50:05I'd like to propose a toast.
50:11To my world.
50:13My life.
50:16To my wife.
50:19To Lisa.
50:21To Lisa!
50:22To Lisa!
50:24To Lisa!
50:25To Lisa!
50:28To Lisa!
50:32To Lisa!
50:33To Lisa!
50:33Put it down, you ready old Jake!
50:35To Lisa!
50:39Oh no!
50:40To Lisa!
50:43Oh no!
50:44Alright, that's it, ladies and gentlemen, that's it.
50:46The pizza van is now open and let's remember, it is a free bar,
50:51so let's make this a messy one.
50:52Yeah!
51:22Amanda's pregnant.
51:24See my whatsapps?
51:55Amanda's pregnant.
51:56She's gonna dump Dave and move to Singapore.
51:59You need to tell him.
52:01Destroy the fucking bitch!
52:17Jesus!
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