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00:01Amanda's pregnant. She's gonna dub Dave and move to Singapore. You need to tell him.
00:07Destroy the fucking bitch.
00:23Jesus.
00:28What do you mean?
00:30Do you think someone needs to know if their girlfriend's pregnant?
00:34Can I just get like a broker?
00:36Do you think Dave needs to know she's planning to dump him and take the kid to Singapore?
00:44What's going on?
00:46What do you mean, what's going on?
00:48The bitch is pregnant, what do you think is fucking going on?
00:50Casual. Yeah, she said it was casual.
00:54Can I just take these?
00:56She had some ex that died and she said Dave is just a casual relationship.
01:01He's your best friend.
01:02Okay, just stop shouting.
01:05You need to find him at work today and tell him the bitch is using him.
01:21Have you had some of these?
01:25Ibuprofen?
01:26Yeah.
01:28I took paracetamol off.
01:31Yeah, I'm touched the sides.
01:58I'm working near his office today.
02:01I'll take him a coffee.
02:04Face it head on.
02:06I bet there's a phone charger in my van for ages.
02:09I'll use that as an excuse for why I'm doing it.
02:12I'll take him one of his bush coffees.
02:14Oh yeah, nice.
02:16I'll have a big chat.
02:18I'll take it all out, man to man.
02:20I'll tell him she's using him and he's not actually going to Singapore.
02:27He makes, he'll be fine.
02:29He needs to know.
02:36So, she came out and just told you she was pregnant.
02:41Did she get a chance to talk about you?
02:45You?
02:55She wants us to hang out at Matt's wedding.
03:04What, are you going to do your hair together?
03:06I hope so, yeah.
03:09Wait to wear nails.
03:11Girly.
03:12You enjoy that.
03:14Yeah, I'll be hiding in the room.
03:19I think I hate her.
03:22I should have seen her sitting there.
03:25Jog basically all the food.
03:28Oh Jesus, shoving it in her mouth with her stupid hands.
03:31I think I actually hate her.
03:44Never used to hate anyone.
03:56Your dreams are up in arms because they say they can't compete with you.
04:02I'm going to stop the day with a little syllable.
04:09Left unfinished.
04:14When you move to kiss me.
04:22Now each word bursts like a volcano.
04:27Cause there's nowhere else for this love to go.
04:35Now grab the keyboard and a microphone.
04:40Cause there's nowhere else for this love to go.
04:58Now grab the keyboard and a microphone.
05:07It's a bit late but...
05:12Really?
05:13No.
05:13You say coffee don't keep you awake.
05:15No, I'm sorry.
05:16You're saying that you're the only person in the universe.
05:18I'm sorry.
05:18I'm sorry.
05:18I could call you a coffee at 4.30.
05:20You're hilarious.
05:23Have a good one.
05:25So how's Amanda been?
05:27All good?
05:28Singapore?
05:31What are you doing?
05:34What are you doing mate?
05:36Singapore!
05:37Singapore!
05:38Singapore!
05:39Yeah, you're all like...
05:40Oh my God!
05:40Singapore!
05:43No, it's hilarious mate.
05:45You're all like...
05:45Singapore this, Singapore that.
05:47I'm leaving.
05:48I'm settling down.
05:49Get over it.
05:50What do you keep going on about it for?
05:52Are you jealous?
05:56Yeah, yeah.
05:56Really jealous.
06:01So she's going around telling me, and I hardly know her, telling me she's pregnant.
06:06And she hasn't told the father.
06:09Oh, Amanda.
06:10Rack of lamb.
06:13She ordered her champagne and a rack of lamb and made her split the bill.
06:18She applied for her job in Singapore.
06:20Okay, I'm back.
06:21Sorry about that.
06:22That's okay, we're still here.
06:23Sometimes I wonder which one of us is the owner and which one of us is the pet.
06:29You good to start the meeting?
06:31Yep.
06:33Okay.
06:36Sorry, I couldn't make it in this morning.
06:37There he is!
06:41What are you doing here?
06:43Are you following us?
06:44You're the one following me mate!
06:49I'm so joking.
06:51How are you?
06:51I'm okay.
06:52Ready for a weekend of Mayhem?
06:54Every weekend's a weekend of Mayhem.
06:55Enjoy!
06:58We're here for the wedding.
07:00We've got a lot of you in today.
07:02Promise not to be too rowdy.
07:04Easy problem.
07:05We're the groomsmen, so duty to get absolutely shit-faced.
07:08Oh, groomsmen.
07:10You didn't make it to best man.
07:12He likes you, but not quite enough.
07:13You're like, no.
07:23No.
07:25No.
07:27No.
07:27No.
07:28No.
07:34What was she?
07:36No.
07:40Yes, sir.
07:40Yes, sir-
07:41I'll talk later.
07:41What's the matter?
07:41Not to boss.
07:42It's gone.
07:42Not to boss.
07:57You said that the car was empty.
07:59I said the boot was empty.
08:07There's a difference between a car and a boot.
08:10So basic.
08:17I mean, seriously, that's, like, so basic.
08:34Hey.
08:35Hey.
08:38Yeah, yes, they've left my laptop in the car.
08:43Uh-oh.
08:55How's Lisa?
08:58Uh, busy.
08:59Oh, God.
09:00Yeah.
09:14Congratulations on your promotion.
09:25Yeah, no, uh, Dave mentioned it.
09:27Head on it.
09:28Mm-hmm.
09:29In Singapore.
09:30Yes.
09:31Wow.
09:35Are you heading out, or...?
09:37Yes.
09:38Yeah, uh, chewing on.
09:41I'd like to keep a packet on me, but that's pulled me out of my pocket.
09:49Yeah, uh, Dave mentioned you're still working through the practicalities in Singapore.
09:55Yeah, there's a lot to think about.
09:57So excited.
09:57But, uh, the two of you moving to Singapore?
10:02Yeah.
10:03Yeah.
10:05He's really excited.
10:06He's telling everyone.
10:09Yeah, no, in his head, he's, like, he's definitely going there, which would be great for him.
10:18But I suppose if there's any chance he might not be going there.
10:23I know what you're doing.
10:25What am I doing?
10:26What do you mean, what are you doing?
10:30What's all this bullshit about the chewing gum?
10:34You followed me out of my room.
10:37I genuinely lost my chewing gum.
10:40Yeah, fuck off.
10:42I know that Lisa's told you.
10:44You manipulate her, I can see the sadness in her eyes.
10:47So go and tell Dave that I'm going to Singapore without him telling her I'm pregnant, please.
10:51You'd save me a load of hassle.
10:53Honestly, I wasn't...
10:54Have some fucking bollocks, yeah?
10:57You're all fucking full of yourself, aren't you?
11:00And your jokes, which actually aren't anything any normal person would find funny.
11:04And you fucking stand there, waving your stupid dick around.
11:07But men like you are fucking terrified of telling the fucking truth.
11:16He actually said that?
11:18Yep.
11:20God, that's so funny.
11:23He said I was excited about moving to Singapore.
11:26When?
11:28Literally just now.
11:31Why would he say that?
11:33I haven't said a thing to him about Singapore.
11:35Promise.
11:36Hand on heart.
11:36I'm a dad's life.
11:51What was it?
11:53I was down the side of the driver's seat side pit.
12:00Who's falling right out of your pocket?
12:01Hmm.
12:32Is that the best way of doing it?
12:34Hmm.
12:35Got a better one?
12:37Probably.
12:38What would you do?
12:39Just hold them in your hand?
12:40I wouldn't be laying them all out on the table.
12:42Really?
12:43Yeah.
12:45There's like a hundred of them.
12:46Yeah, there's 85.
12:49Whatever, it's like...
12:50There's a difference between 85 and 100.
12:52I think even you can work that out.
12:56These are the pavers.
12:58Great.
12:59Thanks, mate.
12:59Just need one on each seat.
13:00Great.
13:01Good luck.
13:04Interesting strategy, laying them all out on the table.
13:06What's that?
13:08Interesting strategy.
13:09He's just laying all the names out.
13:11He was going to do it from his end.
13:13I think you guys just need to get a room.
13:16Yeah.
13:18He'd love that.
13:19Yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:19He should be so lucky.
13:21I'd give him a shock, I tell you.
13:22I'd give him a shock.
13:23Best night of his life.
13:37Hey, Hey there.
13:39Mmm, some days.
13:41Yeah.
13:44Dave, ate all three biscuits.
13:46I was like, I wouldn't be needing them.
13:49You can also have a lot of biscuits when you're pregnant.
13:51I don't know if you saw my WhatsApps.
13:55No, I was saying, just give me a text when you're done with work.
13:59Or nearly done.
14:00I'll come over.
14:00I don't mind sitting and waiting.
14:02Oh.
14:04So much to do.
14:06Oh, God.
14:08I better get back to it, actually.
14:11Yeah.
14:12No, yeah.
14:13No, I'll see you in a bit.
14:14I'll see you in a bit.
14:14I'll see you in a bit.
14:38I'll see you in a bit.
14:44Do it at the end, all at once.
14:47Yeah.
14:49I don't mind.
14:52I just remember at our wedding, we...
14:54Oh, well, have you hit your wedding?
15:07Sorry, mate.
15:08All good.
15:09I just find it funny.
15:12That one?
15:13Yeah.
15:20No, wedding's not even, like, it's man.
15:25I'm not being rude, but I'm just like, wedding?
15:30Really?
15:32Yeah.
15:33Not for me.
15:39I just think when you've had a kid, like I have, you reach a sort of emotional maturity.
15:45Yeah.
15:46You understand, like, depth.
15:52It's like me and Amanda.
15:54Yeah.
15:55What we have is so profound.
15:59It's frightening.
16:00Yeah.
16:01It's bigger than a wedding.
16:05I just, I think you live in this quite shallow world.
16:09But that will change if you ever have the guts to become a dad.
16:17No offence.
16:22I'm so offended.
16:25Look at me.
16:26I'm so offended.
16:38Wedding's just so beautiful.
16:40Totally.
16:40And meaningful.
16:41And they give you a candle.
16:43You can't just assume everyone has a manful piece.
16:46Yes.
16:47Oh, my God.
16:48That's, yeah.
16:50Weird.
16:51That's exactly what I'd say.
16:53Is it?
16:54Yeah.
16:56I don't want to start the rehearsal.
16:58Yeah.
16:59Thanks.
17:08Why do they need to rehearse?
17:10Yes.
17:10Good.
17:11Wow.
17:11Exactly.
17:12It's just, it's just so fucking sanitised.
17:15Yes.
17:16I can't stand that.
17:18Yeah.
17:19The sanitisation of the, like, the global west.
17:31I'm awake.
17:48We're not having sex.
17:50Yeah.
18:18Thanks.
18:22You've got all the chocolates, yeah?
18:34You've got all the chocolates?
18:40Oh no!
18:41What's happened to your chocolates?
18:46Hello?
18:48Hello?
18:51Oh no! Look! Quick!
18:54Oh no!
18:57Who's got all the chocolates now, eh?
18:59Hello?
19:06Any babies?
19:08Oh, there's a higher chair. It's on the other side of the room.
19:13Someone will make us hold her.
19:15Yeah, yeah, cool so.
19:20I've had Amanda round.
19:24Yeah, but she couldn't stay because I'm so busy with work.
19:30And you had to die off.
19:32I know, right?
19:36I was Dave.
19:41Ah, yeah, all good.
19:46And he has no idea she's pregnant?
19:51Does that mean he does know or he doesn't know?
19:54Yeah, he doesn't know. Sorry.
19:56So he still thinks he's moving to Singapore?
20:04You should tell him tonight in front of her.
20:08I'd love to see the look on her stupid fucking face.
20:18I'm allowed to hate the bitch.
20:23Lovely.
20:36Here they are!
20:37Oh, sorry, Elaine.
20:39Hey!
20:40How are you?
20:41How are you?
20:42How are you?
20:42Yeah, I mean, we've had a bit of a disaster with the flowers.
20:46Oh, gosh.
20:47Yeah, so I'm...
20:48Oh, it's just flowers.
20:50It's just flowers.
20:51It's just flowers.
20:52Just flowers.
20:54Getting nervous?
20:56Nervous?
20:57Say she was nervous?
20:58I was just talking about the flowers.
21:00I'll be nervous in marrying you tomorrow.
21:03Can you guys be nervous if you're marrying him?
21:19I can get this.
21:20I can get it.
21:21You mad?
21:22Come on.
21:23No, I'm just back to water.
21:24I'll buy you a drink.
21:26Why?
21:26Yeah.
21:27Because I want to get my mate a drink.
21:40They're like, why aren't you drinking?
21:42Yeah.
21:43It's the worst, literally the worst thing.
21:45I've been pregnant.
21:47Well, you do.
21:47Take a lot of money on chocolate.
21:55Oh, no, no.
21:55I just made me say that he's popping outside for a bit.
21:57Have a nice little chat.
21:59You want to have a chat?
22:03We like having chats.
22:06Keep it decent, boys.
22:07Keep it decent.
22:08He wants to have a chat.
22:09You want to have a chat?
22:10What do you want to chat about?
22:11He wants to talk about his feelings.
22:12A little chat about his feelings.
22:30Where are we sitting?
22:32Where are we sitting?
22:33Good to see you.
22:34I see you.
22:36That's amazing.
22:44You're there.
22:46Oh, great.
22:48Thanks.
22:48That was all it.
22:49Yeah, we're splitting up the couples.
22:51Oh, nice.
22:52Yeah.
23:24I don't know if you've noticed, but your wife's not here.
23:26Yeah.
23:44You're failing her.
23:47It might be that you don't notice because you're a man.
23:49You don't do empathy.
23:53But I'd like to point out that you maybe, perhaps, as a husband, have a role to play in helping
24:01her.
24:03I wonder if you took life a bit more seriously.
24:05I mean, if that's something that you're not incapable of.
24:08If you didn't just reduce everything to your pointless fucking banter.
24:12If you actually said anything that means anything, or is it all just fucking noise?
24:15Oh, hey.
24:17Oh, here she is.
24:18Yes.
24:18Where am I sitting?
24:20Here, I was splitting up the couples.
24:22Right here.
24:23Next to me.
24:24We can make a plan for tomorrow.
24:34You're okay?
24:37Who's not okay?
24:39If you ask me if I'm okay, in what world will I be okay?
24:51Take me to Singapore.
24:55Yes, yes.
24:57I'm okay.
25:00You're gonna meet my dad tomorrow.
25:01I'd love to tell him that we're moving to Singapore.
25:09Take me to Singapore.
25:12Come on.
25:14I love you.
25:15What the fuck?
25:17Look at me.
25:17I'm crying.
25:19You're not crying.
25:20You're not crying.
25:51All right.
25:55How much?
25:56Good day.
25:57Good journey.
25:59Yeah.
26:00Not bad.
26:03How are you, mate?
26:04Yeah, yeah.
26:04I'm good.
26:05Still here.
26:05You're welcome.
26:06Something, isn't it?
26:07It is, yeah.
26:14I'm looking forward to meeting this girlfriend of yours.
26:17Absolutely.
26:18Yes, sir.
26:19Is she awake yet?
26:20Well, she's still exhausted from all the fucking.
26:29Oh, are you all right, boy?
26:30Here he is.
26:31That's it.
26:34Oh, mate.
26:35Good to see you.
26:36Oh, thank you.
26:37Hey.
26:38You look amazing.
26:42So do you.
26:43Oh, don't.
26:44I feel terrible.
26:45I mean, I don't have a bunk.
26:46I'm only like 13 weeks to, but...
26:48I just feel so full inside.
26:52Just let me get my, er...
26:53Yeah.
26:54Of course.
26:54One minute.
27:24I'll see you down there.
27:26Sorry.
27:28No worries.
27:45There he is.
27:46Ah, Ralph, the legend.
27:48Hi.
27:49Oh, mate.
27:51Oh, look at you in your fancy gear.
27:53Oh.
27:53He's all dressed up.
27:54Oh, hey.
27:54That's for you, Ralph.
27:55Mate, it's all for you.
27:56Are they from me and all?
27:58Oh, yeah, yeah.
27:58I've got you some little flowers mate.
28:00I've got you some chocolate.
28:02You would, wouldn't you?
28:04I can believe that, that is highly likely.
28:07Oh, little flowers, chocolate.
28:14I've got one question, right?
28:16He's crazy to get you lots away to like it.
28:18They love it, they love it.
28:20I can't even let myself know.
28:22He's like a kicker.
28:28Hello?
28:40You're the only one.
28:41realized all the flowers.
28:46You're the only one.
28:49This is my dream.
28:53This is my dream.
28:543.
28:564.
29:004.
29:066.
29:076.
29:084.
29:145.
29:165.
29:185.
29:226.
29:246.
29:51I don't know.
30:20I don't know what this means, okay?
30:25Let's just focus on the facts.
30:33Sometimes, bleeding can be a natural part of a pregnancy.
30:41Oh, hey, come on.
30:44Come on.
30:55Do you want me to get Dave?
31:00No, here he is.
31:01Okay.
31:04Okay.
31:08Just put...
31:15Just put hay or grapes.
31:19Whatever you normally start with, keep it breezy.
31:23I have a really bad migraine.
31:26Then put something like...
31:29Lisa's looking after me.
31:31Okay.
31:31Okay.
31:33Okay.
31:38Okay.
31:39Two.
31:41One.
31:43Two.
31:45One.
31:48Two.
31:49Three.
31:51One.
31:52Two.
31:53Three.
31:55Four.
31:55Two.
31:55Three.
31:56Three.
31:57Two.
32:00One.
32:00Three.
32:01She's ha... Can you hear me, Stephen?
32:05She's having a fucking...
32:08How is it?
32:15It's blood.
32:18Is it dark blood? Is it light?
32:21Is it patches, spotting, any lumps?
32:27I just kind of, um...
32:31I think there's quite a lot there.
32:36And that can be normal.
32:39Yes!
32:40There's tons of it she's having.
32:44Oh, my God.
32:45And you need to birth.
32:4617th of February, 1983.
32:49I'll write it over here.
32:52Are you sure?
32:54Yeah, don't worry.
32:58Oh, you could come in.
33:01It's quite private.
33:02I don't mind.
33:03Okay.
33:05But it's...
33:05Sometimes these things, they can be like...
33:09There might be something bad.
33:11Yeah, yeah.
33:14Yeah, I'll come in.
33:15Of course.
33:16Do you want to come in and shut the door?
33:20Thank you for seeing me.
33:22Oh, it's no problem, my lovely.
33:28Okay.
33:28So, you've had a bit of bleeding?
33:30Quite a lot of bleeding, yeah.
33:32Okay.
33:32And you are?
33:3313 weeks, two days.
33:3513 weeks, two days.
33:36Okay.
33:36And everything was okay with the 12-week scan?
33:38Uh, yeah.
33:40Yes, yeah.
33:40All normal.
33:42Okay.
33:42Um, what do you want to do about your lovely dress?
33:46I'll need to get your tummy.
33:47So, we can roll it up.
33:48Oh, there's a gown.
33:49Gown?
33:50Yeah.
33:50Yeah, might be easier.
33:54You want to pop behind the curtain?
33:55Okay.
33:57Are you sure you don't want me to?
34:02Yeah.
34:02Yeah.
34:03No, whatever you need, yeah.
34:04Sorry.
34:05No.
34:10Yeah.
34:22Okay.
34:46You've been somewhere nice?
34:49Uh, we were at a wedding.
34:51Oh, lovely.
34:52Yeah.
34:52How was the weather?
34:54It's nice, yeah.
34:56Kind of lose track of the day, innit?
34:57Mm-hmm.
35:02Mm-hmm.
35:06You could pop yourself on the bed.
35:11You okay?
35:12Yeah.
35:15Oh, sorry.
35:16No.
35:19If it's okay, I'll have a look and check and see what's going on.
35:23It might take me a little while, but when I have everything I need, I'll let you know what I
35:27can see.
35:28Is that okay?
35:29Yes, thank you.
35:36Ready for me to start?
35:38Yeah.
35:38Yes, please.
36:00This will be a bit cold.
36:11Okay.
36:12Let's have a little look.
36:25You can get yourself back to the wedding now.
36:27We missed the ceremony.
36:28Well, you can't even go back and have a drink.
36:30Right.
36:31Hey.
36:31Oh, she's at her wedding, she can't get drunk.
36:33Oh, don't.
36:34Torture.
36:35Don't do it to yourself.
36:37So, we're all good?
36:39Massive overreaction.
36:40No.
36:40As usual.
36:41Well, they'll probably want to do your bloods anyway.
36:43Just for fun.
36:44You have a really strange idea of fun.
36:53I started crying.
36:54Good night.
36:55Yeah.
36:59We all did.
37:00Like, you were really blood-brained.
37:01It's a magical moment.
37:03Such a relief.
37:05You know these stories about people like going for the scanner and the baby's dead inside.
37:09Yeah.
37:10I've seen some really terrible stories.
37:13You'd think they'd know, right?
37:17Like, you'd think they'd...
37:19I mean, that it was dead.
37:20You'd think they'd know.
37:22I don't see how they couldn't know.
37:24But they said it's fairly normal bleeding.
37:27I bled a lot through my first pregnancy.
37:28I'm gonna get a drink.
37:29Can I get a drink?
37:32I do.
37:32Are you alright to come in with me?
37:34I'm terrible with needles.
37:36Of course.
37:36I'm just gonna hop to the machine.
37:40So you have bleed?
37:42Yeah.
37:43healed.
37:49You at all.
37:57Up in the entrance.
37:59I need to pray.
38:02I know this is a blessing.
38:05And I love you.
38:06Yep.
38:07At this point, I had the 잘 now.
38:48She was just pumping to get a drink.
38:52Sorry, um...
39:33All good, mate?
39:35All good, all good.
39:37That's what I like to hear.
39:42Want to get yourself in the dance floor?
39:44That dance floor couldn't take me.
39:45I couldn't take you.
39:46Nothing can take me, mate.
39:48I'd tear the world up.
39:49Yeah, yeah.
39:51The mysterious migraine.
39:53Yes.
39:55She vanishes into thin air.
39:58Nah, that's hilarious, Dad.
40:00Nah, it's all good.
40:01You'll meet her at breakfast.
40:02Course I will.
40:02Yeah, it's amazing.
40:05Breakfast.
40:07Yeah, it's brilliant.
40:09I love it, Dad.
40:10I love it.
40:11He loves it.
40:12Of course he don't fucking love it.
40:39You're getting, like...
40:41Getting close, mate.
40:42You're getting a bit sexy.
40:43Yeah.
40:44Yeah, I'm getting sexy.
40:46Yeah, you're getting desperate, mate.
40:48Lisa not, like...
40:49What? What?
40:51Standing all close and shit.
40:53Just talking.
40:54Well, you can talk from over there.
40:55Don't talk wherever I want.
40:57Alright, you don't need to get, like...
40:58No, no, no, I'm not getting, like, anything.
40:59Lisa not giving you enough, mate.
41:02Yeah, yeah, I'd have to be desperate.
41:04Sounds like you are.
41:09Nah.
41:11A good night out last week, the girls.
41:13It's all, like, yeah, no.
41:16Right.
41:17Yeah.
41:17It is burning.
41:18Oh, yeah, no doubt about it, mate, yeah.
41:21I bet you got a roast in here.
41:23Always.
41:30Nah, I just wanted to have a chat, really.
41:34About Amanda.
41:36What are you doing?
41:39You're all just like, I just wanted to have a chat, really.
41:42Ha!
41:42What do you need to say, really?
41:47Worry about you, mate.
41:48So, why do you need to say, really?
41:52You're worried about me.
41:53Okay, right.
41:55Hmm.
41:56That's interesting.
41:57Oh, great.
41:58No, you're worried about me.
42:00Ha!
42:01Thanks, mate.
42:01Yeah, I appreciate that.
42:03I...
42:03I find that hilarious.
42:04That's it.
42:05I just...
42:06I find that...
42:07Yeah.
42:08No, that's excellent.
42:09You're worried about me.
42:10Very good.
42:11Well done.
42:11Brilliant.
42:13I mean, do I need to have a chat, really, about Lisa?
42:18Hmm?
42:19Do I?
42:21Do I go on about how she's fucking, like, miserable all the time and acts like she doesn't like me
42:28anymore, do I?
42:29Hmm?
42:29No, I don't, because I'm not a prick.
42:31Ha!
42:32Ha!
42:35Hilarious.
42:35Why do you need to say, really?
42:41Man, it's kind of new perspective.
42:43A gay perspective?
42:45Ha!
42:46Ha!
42:46You got something you want to tell me?
42:48Ha!
42:50Uh, I...
42:51I think you and me are both in a bit of a new place.
42:54Well, it sounds like you're in a homosexual place.
42:56Hilarious.
42:59Me and Lisa have had a bit of trouble having a baby and...
43:01You can't get her pregnant?
43:05Well, not...
43:05You can get her pregnant or you can't get her pregnant, which is it?
43:10Because you're all like, I want to talk to you about Amanda.
43:14You're all like, fucking, look at me.
43:17I'm married like a fucking prick.
43:20But actually, it's all just deflection, isn't it?
43:23It's so interesting.
43:24It's such an interesting example of human behaviour.
43:28It's...
43:28It's sad, actually.
43:29It's really sad.
43:31You're a failure and you...
43:32You can't even face it.
43:34I mean...
43:36God, it must be mortifying.
43:37Your sperm count's fucking negatory.
43:39I mean, I bet Lisa's furious.
43:41No wonder she's so quiet.
43:42She's dumbstruck.
43:43She can't believe what she's married.
43:44No wonder you want to go on about Amanda all the time.
43:47I mean...
43:47I feel bad for you.
43:49It's embarrassing.
43:50You...
43:50Is there anything actually in your bollocks?
43:52Or is it...
43:53Is it just air?
43:54You're just jizzing air into your poor wife.
43:55Oh no, man.
43:59Sorry.
44:00That is...
44:01Tragic.
44:02Okay?
44:03I can see that that's tragic.
44:05But you...
44:06Don't...
44:07Go around...
44:08Taking it out on...
44:09On me and Amanda.
44:10Just cause you're fucking...
44:12Jealous.
44:23I think you need to prepare yourself.
44:25You're not actually moving to Singapore.
44:31Why are you so desperate to go?
44:33There's such a...
44:33Why do you think I'm desperate to go?
44:37What, you think I want to sit around here for another 20 years with you and my fucking...
44:44You have no idea how patient I am with you.
44:47Well, I've had enough, mate.
44:49I've had enough.
44:50I can't wait.
44:51I cannot wait.
44:52To get to Singapore and be away from you and your barren fucking wife.
44:57You thick fucking useless fucking failure.
45:15Have a good one, yeah?
45:17Mate, mate.
45:17Are you actually fucking doing this?
45:32But...
45:34I'm sorry.
45:46But the picture would have got ok a little bit out.
46:15It's great, yeah.
46:18It'll be a nice chat.
46:20Did you mention Amanda or Singapore?
46:23Yeah, yeah, yeah.
46:36Morning.
46:37Morning.
46:41How's night this morning?
46:43I don't know.
46:45Shall I meet you at the car?
46:47Yeah.
46:48You left me.
46:50I was worried about you.
46:53Mightn't you tell me where you were going?
46:57I didn't want to.
47:00You got the keys?
47:08Have you seen Dave?
47:10Oh, God.
47:10Did he have a late one?
47:12Someone's been a naughty boy.
47:21I think you and me, we're different.
47:24Like, with respect.
47:27Ages.
47:28Yeah, but age is a construct.
47:30Oh, totally.
47:32Age is capitalist, like...
47:34It's a way of getting you to, like...
47:37Yeah.
47:38Yeah.
47:38Hmm.
47:42I mean, these people that go on about age...
47:45Yeah.
47:45It's just...
47:46It's another way to confine people.
47:48Hmm.
47:52That's just the sort of thing I'd say.
47:53Nice.
47:55Yeah.
47:58It's weird, Al.
48:00It's so weird.
48:01You're okay to have a nice...
48:02Yes.
48:02Mm-hmm.
48:06There's no...
48:19It's so weird.
48:21It's so weird.
48:21Oh, I don't know.
48:22It's such a weird part of your life.
48:22It's like you've got a nice one.
48:22Yeah.
48:22It's so weird.
48:22You've got to keep doing this.
48:22Yeah.
48:23It's so weird.
48:24If Kim's like...
48:24well, she's looking back at me,
48:27Yes.
48:28Uh-hmm.
48:29Let's go.
49:03They probably would have children and be a good school teacher and they would also know how to make school
49:05kids and children.
49:07DurgiesDamn
49:50We're so alone.
49:56No one understands what we're going through.
50:07So, we need to find some way of speaking about this stuff, and not just...
50:14We use words, but we're not speaking.
50:22We'll end up like your parents, doing chit-chat and laughing about nothing.
50:36If I don't have you, what do I have?
50:48I need you to talk to me and say, like...
50:58Anything, anything you need to say, because I know you've got a lot of stuff going on
51:04in there, and I can see it's hurting you, but you were just waiting for it to go away
51:09and it's not going anywhere.
51:13It won't just disappear.
51:17It'll sit there...
51:19and rot.
51:24Those words will sit there and rot our entire marriage, unless we say them.
51:34What do you want me to say?
51:43What do you want me to say?
51:59You're such a fucking break sometimes.
52:02My dreams are up in arms, because they say they can't compete with you
52:08When you start the day with a little syllable
52:14Left unfinished
52:20When you move to kiss me
52:26You're such a beautiful aussie
52:28When you move to kiss me
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