00:00That's it, honey.
00:03Could you please throw it away?
00:06Excuse me, can I do it later, okay?
00:25Excuse me, this is my husband.
00:27Oh, I'm sorry, really.
00:31I never would have guessed that such a scarecrow could have such a handsome husband.
00:36What did you say?
00:39I said that such a scarecrow can't have such a handsome husband.
00:47Ain't you a pretty girl, huh?
00:51As you can see, mommy.
00:52Oh, well, let me help you hydrate your skin.
01:01Are you out of your mind? You're crazy!
01:10Hey, come on.
01:12Are you nuts? You're making a scene on a plane?
01:16Embarrassing yourself.
01:20Where are you going?
01:21To apologize for you.
01:51Where are you, Carl?
01:52Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
01:55We won't belong.
02:13Carl?
02:16Are you there?
02:17Open up.
02:19We've entered the tubulence zone.
02:22Shh.
02:24Shh.
02:44What are you looking at, Mommy?
02:46Close the car, too.
02:56Yeah, I think he's a perfect fit for the position of the vice president.
03:01Yeah, good.
03:03Okay, bye. Call you back.
03:05So, Melissa, what can I say?
03:08Your boyfriend is seconds away from becoming the vice president of my company.
03:14It will be an honor, Mr. Hightower.
03:16I see something in you, my friend. I really do.
03:20Well, I propose a toast. Let's... Ah, finally.
03:25There she is.
03:31Sweetheart.
03:33Fantastic.
03:34Please have a seat.
03:39Allow me to introduce you to my wife, Megan.
03:51Um, what happened? You, uh, you know each other?
03:56Ah, darling.
03:57You can forget this, too.
04:00We were on the same plane once.
04:03Oh.
04:04What's your name again?
04:06Melissa.
04:12Wait a minute.
04:14This is my favorite song.
04:16Or, as they say, my jam.
04:18Honey,
04:20do you care to dance with me?
04:21Hmm, honey.
04:23I bought new shoes today, and they're so tight.
04:26Maybe, uh,
04:29Melissa.
04:32Uh, miss, um,
04:34would you like to dance with me?
04:35Of course, if your boyfriend is okay with that.
04:39Yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:40Of course, Mr. Hightower.
04:41Perfect.
04:42Please.
04:51When exactly are you going to destroy me?
04:54What are you talking about?
04:55I'm talking about it.
04:56All my future depends on your husband, so you might...
04:58Don't worry.
05:04I'll praise you.
05:06But,
05:08why?
05:09Because it's not your fault, Carl.
05:11she took you away from me
05:13and destroyed our family.
05:16Yes.
05:17Yes, that's exactly what I'm talking about.
05:20And that's why
05:23you're gonna dump her tonight.
05:28What?
05:29Here, in the restaurant.
05:31In front of everyone.
05:33You're gonna
05:34take this glass,
05:36you're gonna tell her straight,
05:38and
05:39you're gonna
05:40you're gonna
05:41throw it
05:41in her face.
05:46Or
05:49I will tell my husband the truth.
05:57You've got some
05:58pretty good news.
06:03You too.
06:09Sir, I understand, but
06:11I have Carl.
06:13He's going
06:14to be
06:15vice-president soon.
06:16What?
06:17Him?
06:20No, he's not.
06:23What?
06:25Carl
06:25is a loser.
06:27He will never become
06:29a vice-president
06:29of any company.
06:30The only thing
06:31he's going to be doing
06:32for the rest of his life
06:34is stacking boxes
06:35in an office.
06:38You...
06:38You deserve better.
06:41You know,
06:41I'm looking at you
06:42and, um...
06:45It's unbelievable
06:46the way he dresses you up
06:48with this cheap stuff.
06:52What is that?
06:54You deserve a Rolex
06:57or above.
06:58Not this
06:59cheap junk.
07:03But
07:04you have a wife.
07:07I do.
07:08I have a wife.
07:10I have a wife
07:11today.
07:12I have a wife
07:13tomorrow.
07:13But, uh...
07:16What about
07:16the day
07:17after tomorrow?
07:19Think about it.
07:23Thank you
07:24for the dance.
07:25Please,
07:26have a seat.
07:29Carl,
07:29my friend,
07:30I must say
07:30that your girlfriend
07:31has some moves.
07:33You are
07:33an amazing dancer.
07:35Um, honey,
07:36can I talk to you
07:37for a second?
07:45Listen,
07:46I have good news.
07:47I'm definitely
07:48going to be
07:49the vice president.
07:52Are you sure
07:53about that?
07:54Oh, yeah,
07:54I'm sure.
07:56Just one small
07:57thing left to do
07:58and I'll be
07:59just fine.
08:01Are you?
08:05Uh-huh.
08:06I think I'll be
08:07just fine,
08:08not you.
08:10What?
08:10What do you see here?
08:128.30.
08:13I see poverty, Carl.
08:15This watch
08:15is a fake
08:16just like you.
08:17You'll spend
08:17the rest of your life
08:18moving boxes
08:19in your office.
08:20And I don't want
08:21to be with a loser.
08:28Bravo.
08:30What can I say?
08:31What a show.
08:33We are entertained,
08:35aren't we?
08:36Go ahead,
08:37take a seat.
08:39Carl,
08:40I have a
08:41surprise for you.
08:43All yours, buddy.
08:45I told you
08:46I'm going to be
08:46the vice president
08:47with just one signature.
08:51Hey, what is that?
08:53What does it look like?
08:55This is a one-way
08:56plane ticket
08:57out of here,
08:58out of the city
08:59forever.
09:00So nobody's going
09:00to hire you
09:01ever again
09:02and I am going
09:02to make sure of that.
09:04Look at me.
09:05You dumped your wife
09:07and kid
09:08with no alimony?
09:10You disgust me.
09:12And as for you,
09:13pretty girl,
09:15I have a present
09:17for you too.
09:19What present?
09:22Here.
09:25You can have it.
09:26You like
09:27used things,
09:29don't you?
09:30What are you
09:31looking at?
09:32You know better
09:33than him.
09:34Let's get out of here.
09:47You're such a loser.
09:51Ram!
09:52You're such a loser.
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